Anybody know how to...

[hornybastard]

Get a pee stain off a couch? My little brother was sleeping on there and this is a big time emergency and my parents will be coming home at around 3:00 so If anybody can help that would be great thanks!

[Windy]

club soda and salt.

[HoopsDemon12]

good luck with that one... wow that sucks.. wish i knew how to clean

[nvot9]

Umm yea, I'm only posting here cause I feel bad as hell that your asking US for help.

I guess what I would do is wash it with a wet washcloth and then use some spray and wash ****, something that gets rid of pet odors etc.

[TPFKA#1SaintsFan]

Sit back and let the little bastard get what's coming to him.

[HoopsDemon12]

Umm yea, I'm only posting here cause I feel bad as hell that your asking US for help.

I guess what I would do is wash it with a wet washcloth and then use some spray and wash ****, something that gets rid of pet odors etc.

ya cause i garuntee you only maybe 2 people on this site will have an idea... i barely do dishes haha

[The Dynasty]

i remember when i was little, I peed all over my grandparents bathroom, Oh i was little Hell Raiser back in the day.

[hornybastard]

Umm yea, I'm only posting here cause I feel bad as hell that your asking US for help.

I guess what I would do is wash it with a wet washcloth and then use some spray and wash ****, something that gets rid of pet odors etc.

I'm actally asking because you guys sometimes know what you're talking about.

[hornybastard]

I think I may have found the anwser oxyclean it says it cleans floor stains but It should clean couch stains too. (Hopfully it works)

[draftguru151]

http://i.tbs.com/v5cache/TBS/Images/Dynamic/i23/seinfeld_episode091_337x233_040420061511.jpg

[gbpackers0065]

I think I may have found the anwser oxyclean it says it cleans floor stains but It should clean couch stains too. (Hopfully it works)

bingo it works for my couch when i spill stuff on it or you could flip the cushion over

[HoopsDemon12]

bingo it works for my couch when i spill stuff on it or you could flip the cushion over

ya you would wanna make sure the smell was gone though

[fenikz]

if its possible take off the couch cushion covers and put them in the washing machine with warm water, might work, thats my best guess

[Paul]

Pee on the rest of the couch. then it'll be all one color and moistness, your parents will be none the wiser.

http://www.duncans.tv/images/mentos-sheep.jpg

[HoopsDemon12]

Pee on the rest of the couch. then it'll be all one color and moistness, your parents will none the wiser.

best solution so far... listen to the wise man

[hornybastard]

YESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS The oxyclean worked the stain is pretty much gone and there isn't a smell of pee. Whoo am I happy :D

[HoopsDemon12]

YESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS The oxyclean worked the stain is pretty much gone and there isn't a smell of pee. Whoo am I happy :D

just a question... couldnt you just have explained what happened to your parents... and say you needed help if this didnt work?

[wiscbadgerfootball]

because.. the truth is, he has no little brother

[SubNoize]

just a question... couldnt you just have explained what happened to your parents... and say you needed help if this didnt work?

no because truth is, he had a party, got hammered and straight pissed on the couch himself and when he woke up in a hungover daze and panic so he ran to nfldc to find out how to clean up his mess.

[TitleTown088]

Ha this reminds me. My buddy pissed on my sofa last weekend after he passed out. Ruined his cell phoen too. It was great.

[HoopsDemon12]

HAHA i love how i manged in some backwards way to turn this into a thread about druken people pissing on sofa's

[hornybastard]

no because truth is, he had a party, got hammered and straight pissed on the couch himself and when he woke up in a hungover daze and panic so he ran to nfldc to find out how to clean up his mess.

shush you're blowing my cover. lol.

[Paul]

shush you're blowing my cover. lol.

So lame :rolleyes:

[SubNoize]

or maybe his parents will be the living piss out of his brother if they found out he had another accident...

[wiscbadgerfootball]

or maybe his parents will be the living piss out of his brother if they found out he had another accident...

no pun intended?

[SubNoize]

no pun intended, just thinking about the rage involved of finding that little piss happy bastard and kicking the crap out of him because he can't use the damn toilet.

[wiscbadgerfootball]

this thread needs some...

http://youtube.com/watch?v=SyEF-ALs8KI&mode=related&search=

[hornybastard]

Alright guys thanks for the ideas about the couch.

[BigDawg819]

no because truth is, he had a party, got hammered and straight pissed on the couch himself and when he woke up in a hungover daze and panic so he ran to nfldc to find out how to clean up his mess.

Who among us hasn't had a night like that?

[Green Bay Scat]

Who among us hasn't had a night like that?

if u change the piss to barf, yea i had one just like it, cept i woke up in the bath tub....great night(I puked on my phone too, and i still use it :D lol)

[YAYareaRB]

Febreeze might help the order..

[princefielder28]

flip the cushion

[TitleTown088]

Anyone else ever had a buddy dump his drawers from being so drunk?

[Green Bay Scat]

Anyone else ever had a buddy dump his drawers from being so drunk?

lol that would be funny, but no