The Drunk Thread

[Green Bay Scat]

I remember i got totally ****** up drinkin a mix of Captin Morgan, Hennessy, Zombie, Vodka, and some other ****. Anyways i drove home drunk(which was stupid) but i made it safley and actually parked alright. Well that night i barfed on my bed and my phone(a little) then i got up and went to the bathroom, put on someone elses shorts(like the breathable ones) and passed out again. My friend said i grabbed my cat like i was gonna rape it, but he ran away not long after i set him down i guess. anyway the next more i was pukin nothin but yellow liquid, and man was that fun. I must say u need to get ****** up at least once in your life(mine was for a dead homie) but never drive home drunk. Post your drunk stories here. Its like Pub stories of horror lol

[DChess]

gayyyyyyyyyy

[Green Bay Scat]

gayyyyyyyyyy

i love you too DC, no **** lol

[Fresh]

you dumbaz, don't get no pus$y

[TPFKA#1SaintsFan]

I got pretty trashed Friday night. I was running around town very busy all day and all I had time to eat was a hamburger for the day. I would have thrown up, but there was nothing in me. I felt like hell Saturday morning, and went right back to drinking Saturday night. One of those weekends...

[TitleTown088]

I poked a fat girl once with the help of Jimmy Beam. Does that count?

[Green Bay Scat]

I poked a fat girl once with the help of Jimmy Beam. Does that count?

hhhhhhmmmmmm, how fat?

[Moses]

Recounting all of my drunk tales could go on for hours...

Hence, I won't. :)

[Sportsfan486]

Recounting all of my drunk tales could go on for hours...

Hence, I won't. :)

qft........

[HoopsDemon12]

lets just say a 26 in 5 min of rye... and well by teh end of the night... a cake isnt the best place to rest your head for a night

[someone447]

Much like Moses, I have many of these. Unfortunately, most of my memories are quite hazy. But I have two stories that are quite good:

The first was shortly after I got back to El Paso after my freshman year of college. We went out to a party in the desert, well there were two different parties pretty close to each other, so it ended up combining. But the night began with a few beers to pregame, followed shortly by mass quantities of everclear jungle juice. Well, I started talking to a girl with a beer bong, and being a drunk college guy, I immediately had to show my prowess. But before she would let me use her beer bong, she said I had to do one of our jungle juice. So of course I obliged.

This is where the night begins to get very, very hazy. Well, the night continued as a normal party does, until we decide to leave. So I hop in the back of a friends pickup, and instead of going home, they decide to stop at Whataburger. Well, me and another friend didn't like that too much, so we thought it would be a good idea to walk the mile and an half back to my house. But, in all of our drunken intelligence, we decide not to tell anyone.

We begin our trek and make it all of three blocks before we realize we are standing next to The Shire Rd; being the giant nerd that I am decide I must have that sign. However, we have no tools to take the sign, nor do we have a way to safely get it home. Of course that doesn't stop us. We rock the sign back and forth until it rips out of the ground. We then begin carrying it, keep in mind, we still have about a mile to go to get back to my house. This is where I black out. The rest of the night comes from a combination of a border patrol agent, the police, and my friend.

We continued walking until I had to throw up. My friend, being slightly less drunk than me tells me to wait right where I am, and he will be back in 5 or 10 minutes, he needs to get the sign off of the main road we are on, because we don't want to be arrested. So off he goes, with me puking all over the side of the road. He comes back 10 minutes later and can't find me.

Now for the fun part. I ended up trying to walk home, but instead of turning on my street, I go a street too far. This leads to me trying to walk into the wrong house, but the door is locked. So I start banging on the door, yelling to let me into my own ******* house. The border patrol agent who lived there did not look kindly onto this intrusion. So the next thing I remember is waking up, shoeless, facedown on the sidewalk with 6 cops yelling at me to quit moving, two of them have their guns drawn. Then I start yelling, "What did I do?!?!?!??!!??!" So I get put in the back of one of the three cop cars and the owner of the house and the police kindly fill me in on the missing portion of my night. After trying to get into what I thought was my house, I decide the front porch is as good as any of a place to sleep. So by the time the cops get their I am passed the **** out on the porch of some random guys house.

Luckily, after much sucking up, the cops just take me back to my parents house, rather than the drunk tank.

The other story involves me, a fat horny friend, a brothel in Juarez, Mexico and a guy in a trench coat, but that my friends is a story for another time.

[Green Bay Scat]

Much like Moses, I have many of these. Unfortunately, most of my memories are quite hazy. But I have two stories that are quite good:

The first was shortly after I got back to El Paso after my freshman year of college. We went out to a party in the desert, well there were two different parties pretty close to each other, so it ended up combining. But the night began with a few beers to pregame, followed shortly by mass quantities of everclear jungle juice. Well, I started talking to a girl with a beer bong, and being a drunk college guy, I immediately had to show my prowess. But before she would let me use her beer bong, she said I had to do one of our jungle juice. So of course I obliged.

This is where the night begins to get very, very hazy. Well, the night continued as a normal party does, until we decide to leave. So I hop in the back of a friends pickup, and instead of going home, they decide to stop at Whataburger. Well, me and another friend didn't like that too much, so we thought it would be a good idea to walk the mile and an half back to my house. But, in all of our drunken intelligence, we decide not to tell anyone.

We begin our trek and make it all of three blocks before we realize we are standing next to The Shire Rd; being the giant nerd that I am decide I must have that sign. However, we have no tools to take the sign, nor do we have a way to safely get it home. Of course that doesn't stop us. We rock the sign back and forth until it rips out of the ground. We then begin carrying it, keep in mind, we still have about a mile to go to get back to my house. This is where I black out. The rest of the night comes from a combination of a border patrol agent, the police, and my friend.

We continued walking until I had to throw up. My friend, being slightly less drunk than me tells me to wait right where I am, and he will be back in 5 or 10 minutes, he needs to get the sign off of the main road we are on, because we don't want to be arrested. So off he goes, with me puking all over the side of the road. He comes back 10 minutes later and can't find me.

Now for the fun part. I ended up trying to walk home, but instead of turning on my street, I go a street too far. This leads to me trying to walk into the wrong house, but the door is locked. So I start banging on the door, yelling to let me into my own ******* house. The border patrol agent who lived there did not look kindly onto this intrusion. So the next thing I remember is waking up, shoeless, facedown on the sidewalk with 6 cops yelling at me to quit moving, two of them have their guns drawn. Then I start yelling, "What did I do?!?!?!??!!??!" So I get put in the back of one of the three cop cars and the owner of the house and the police kindly fill me in on the missing portion of my night. After trying to get into what I thought was my house, I decide the front porch is as good as any of a place to sleep. So by the time the cops get their I am passed the **** out on the porch of some random guys house.

Luckily, after much sucking up, the cops just take me back to my parents house, rather than the drunk tank.

The other story involves me, a fat horny friend, a brothel in Juarez, Mexico and a guy in a trench coat, but that my friends is a story for another time.

i gave +rep, great story

[Stash]

hhhhhhmmmmmm, how fat?

Probably not fat enough for -black to post her in the hot chicks thread :)

[-black]

Probably not fat enough for -black to post her in the hot chicks thread :)

i dont post fat girls......i post girls with fat butts

big difference :)

aint nothing wrong with a fat girl tho....

[scottyboy]

this thread has the potential to be hilarious, get out of hand, and possibily locked lol

[TitleTown088]

I'll bust one out from the good ol' days. Well, I was about 15 years old and my friend who was in the same grade as me had just gotten his first car. It was a 1994 ford econoline with the TV, captian chairs, and bed in the back ( the whole shabang, this whip was dank) Anyways, we were little bastards who had nothing to do but get drunk. We decide to get toasted and have a couple girls in the van parked by some city bulidng by my house. After a couple bottles of cheap tequila we were nice and loose. We had not yet begun to defile outselves when a couple older buddies with nothing else to do show up with a cooler of brewskies and some Jack. One thing leads to another and soon enough there is quit the little shindig going on down there in the parking lot. Wouldn't you know the fuzz rolls by and decides to flash us with their spotlights. Everyone runs besides a couple friends with the cars parked down there. One buddy drives away in his car and is pulled over a block away and side steps out ( attempting to avoid his face on the police camera) and runs away, and the rest of us finally decide to dip as well. we finally get away from the cops when we realize , damn they are going to know it was us because of the cars pakred there. In our drunkenness my friends come up with the ingenious idea of beating the **** out of eachother and saying our cars were stolen. So there my friends were punching the hell outta eachother in the middle of some feild, all fight club like. Next we show up at one of our friends houses bloody and mangled with the cops there who had just told our parents that all the were going to do was turn the vehicles over to our parents and give us a warning...... I had to laugh at my friends who beat the hell outta eachother.

[ricky bobby]

I had one bad experience 2 summers ago. Went to a party in the woods with my friends. One kid gave me a water bottle full of vodka. I chugged it as though it was water, being inexperienced and all. Took in at least a dozen shots. Almost ended up in the hospital, almost died. 24 hour hang over.

[TitleTown088]

I had one bad experience 2 summers ago. Went to a party in the woods with my friends. One kid gave me a water bottle full of vodka. I chugged it as though it was water, being inexperienced and all. Took in at least a dozen shots. Almost ended up in the hospital, almost died. 24 hour hang over.

You drank 12 shots of cheap vodka before you realized it wasn't water? Were you born without taste buds?

[ricky bobby]

You drank 12 shots of cheap vodka before you realized it wasn't water? Were you born without taste buds?
no, no. I knew it was vodka. I just didn't know how strong it was. Never really drank much before that. Can't stand the taste of alcohal now.

[TitleTown088]

no, no. I knew it was vodka. I just didn't know how strong it was. Never really drank much before that. Can't stand the taste of alcohal now.

oooo I got ya. I missed the " as though it was water' part.

[YAYareaRB]

Grey Goose is my enemy!!! We will meet again and I'll will smite thee!

[TitleTown088]

Grey Goose is my enemy!!! We will meet again and I'll will smite thee!

How can somthing soo delicious be your enemy?

[Moses]

How can somthing soo delicious be your enemy?

Clarrett Juice.

http://www.extrememortman.com/wp-content/uploads/2006/08/Maurice%20Clarett%20from%20Wash%20Post%20AP%20and% 20Columbus%20PD.jpg

[TitleTown088]

Clarrett Juice.

http://www.extrememortman.com/wp-content/uploads/2006/08/Maurice%20Clarett%20from%20Wash%20Post%20AP%20and% 20Columbus%20PD.jpg

hey, atleased he knows hwo to do somthing right.

[HoopsDemon12]

man all mine i either cant remmeber... or are not exactly "drunk" stories

[Cashmoney]

i love waking up in the morning, walking into my bathroom and asking my roomate if he threw up in the sink last night only for him to tell me that it was me who threw up and that i just cant remember. ohh and my neighbors saying they saw me chasing my friends down the road at 3 in the morn calling him a communist.

[Giantsfan1080]

I think I like this thread.

[Sniper]

Yeah so this epic tale begins on a lazy Saturday afternoon. My girlfriend and I ordered Chinese and watched a movie for a while. Reason this is relevant is that her food had broccoli in it and broccoli and I are lifelong nemeses. Welp, she went back to her dorm to study for something like 8 tests, and I pregamed for our hockey team's beach party with 5-6 shots of Jack, who's a great guy. Went over to the party, played some pong for a while and just generally pounding brewskis and then they busted out the potent smurf piss (Vodka, Mountain dew and blue koolaid) and killed about 6 cups of that stuff. This is the point where my memory goes blank. Apparently I got into a huge argument with one of my teammates about something ******** and I ended up falling down a flight of steps. Went back to my house and went to sleep. Or so I thought. I woke up the next morning thinking "what the **** is that smell?" Apparently I had tried to vanquish my enemy (broccoli) in a case of the drunken munchies and threw up all over my room. I also apparently drunk dialed one of our assistant coaches and made fun of him for a solid 10 minutes. Good times

[TitleTown088]

Oh I got one. This guy is not exactly one of my good friends but I know him fairly well. Anyways, they were at a house party and I guess they just got smashed with a bunch of parents( these kids are also in their later 20s). Well this kid thought it would be a great idea to walk home from the party and he mistakenly went into some guys house who he thought was his own. The kid grabs a bag of chips from the pantry and a beer from the fridge and sits down to watch TV. Next, he find the phone and call his buddy up who doesn't answer it at first because he doesn't know the number. Finally he realizes it might be something important and calls he number back. A lady who had been sleeping all night answers the phone and is in the process of saying " I think you have the wrong number" when this kid sitting in the basement picks up the phone and Yells " Hey buddy whats up!". Well the next thing he knows happening to him is the husband chasing him out of the house with a baseball bat.

[familyguy555]

Oh I got one. This guy is not exactly one of my good friends but I know him fairly well. Anyways, they were at a house party and I guess they just got smashed with a bunch of parents( these kids are also in their later 20s). Well this kid thought it would be a great idea to walk home from the party and he mistakenly went into some guys house who he thought was his own. The kid grabs a bag of chips from the pantry and a beer from the fridge and sits down to watch TV. Next, he find the phone and call his buddy up who doesn't answer it at first because he doesn't know the number. Finally he realizes it might be something important and calls he number back. A lady who had been sleeping all night answers the phone and is in the process of saying " I think you have the wrong number" when this kid sitting in the basement picks up the phone and Yells " Hey buddy whats up!". Well the next thing he knows happening to him is the husband chasing him out of the house with a baseball bat.

haha LMAO thats classic

[someone447]

Now for my Mexican Brothel story.

Well, one of my best friends is a little on the heavier side(320+ pounds), and has absolutely no game. So I took it upon myself to help him get laid. Unfortunately, I was unable to overcome his complete lack of skill with women. So we are in Mexico, I start talking to some girls, and he comes in talks for a few minutes and ruins it(not intentionally.) So I tell him we are finding him some cheap mexican hookers, because as long as you wear a condom you will be fine(HUGE ******* lie, those nasty bitches will find a way to infect you with every disease known to man.) Well we start walking down the street. We get over a mile into downtown Juarez(not the safest city in the world mind you, it is actually one of the most crime ridden cities in the western hemisphere. So we eventually run out of sidewalk and decide that the hookers weren't worth a longer walk.

So we turn around and begin walking back to the strip. We pass these two women standing at the entrance to a building. They say, in English, to come in. When I ask why, they say it will be fun and wink. So I ask how much. They say 30 dollars a piece. I tell them to **** off, I will give them 5 for both of us. They didn't take kindly to this insult, and started cussing us out in Spanish. Well, this alerted a man across the street, who begins a brisk walk towards us. Now this guy doesn't seem like a guy who you would want chasing you, it is 1 am and he is walking down the street in a trench coat. We take off running, and the guy starts chasing us yelling in Spanish. We are praying to every major and minor diety that the Federales don't show up, because white guys in a mexican jail means a sore asshole in the morning.

We eventually get back to the main strip and run inside the nearest club and wait until closing time before we even attempt to leave.

The scariest drunken experience of my life.

[Staubach12]

I was at a drunk party one time, everyone was wasted. I'm in high school. by the way. So, these two guys decide to show off in front of the girls that were there, and jump over the bonfire we had. They were opn opposite sides of the fire, and neither of them knew the other was doing the same thing at the same time. So, they run and jump. They collide right over the fire, and send an explosion of ash, soot, and flame out. They both run out immediately. One guy was wearing pants and a long sleeved shirt. He had first degree burns, and he's a pretty tough guy, so he was fine. The other was wearing shorts and a tee. He had pretty bad second degree burns on his legs. So, he take him off to the side, and he's screaming and writhing in pain. We're trying to calm him down and then, he goes into shock and passes out. He's not breathing for about 6 or 7 seconds. He then wakes up violently, and gasps for air. He repeats that several times. Then some girl thought it would be a good idea to get some water to put on the burn, but we're on this peice of propery that this guys family plans to build on sometimes out in the boondocks. So, the girl fills up a beer bottle with creek water from a nearby creek and pours it on the guy. So, we yell at her and tell her how stupid she is, and the guys still going in and out of shock. He then begins to stabalize more, and we say to him, "We're going to take you to the hospital." He says "HELL NO!" We're like "What?" He says, "I'm NOT going to the hospital. I cannot get caught." We try to convince him to go, but he won't. So we decide if we can't take him to the hospital, the best thing we could do was just give him more beer to dull the pain. He turned out to be fine, and told his parents he fell in a bonfire at a friends house while he slept over.

Also, at this same party, a friend of mine brought some airsoft guns. Then this jerk that no one likes who's wasted out of his mind takes on and shoots at this other guy who's walking to his car. He gets hit, and starts to run. The guy keeps shooting him. He then collapses on the hood of his car, and some of us ran over there to see if he's OK. We go over and he's like, "I've been shot! I've been shot! Am I going to die!?!?!??" He thinks he's actually been shot. He then passes out. He's still breathing, so we figure he's fine on his car. About an hour later, he wakes up, then pukes all over the place. I never knew a person could puke that much. It was problably a few gallons. So, he pukes, and then immediately passes out again. That one was funny.

[awfullyquiet]

I remember i got totally ****** up drinkin a mix of Captin Morgan, Hennessy, Zombie, Vodka, and some other ****. Anyways i drove home drunk(which was stupid) but i made it safley and actually parked alright. Well that night i barfed on my bed and my phone(a little) then i got up and went to the bathroom, put on someone elses shorts(like the breathable ones) and passed out again. My friend said i grabbed my cat like i was gonna rape it, but he ran away not long after i set him down i guess. anyway the next more i was pukin nothin but yellow liquid, and man was that fun. I must say u need to get ****** up at least once in your life(mine was for a dead homie) but never drive home drunk. Post your drunk stories here. Its like Pub stories of horror lol

god you're stupid.

[BlindSite]

I once got knocked unconscious when me and 2 friends fought 5 bouncers.

[ATLDirtyBirds]

I have quite a few, but nothing ridiculous. I hold my liquor well.

[YAYareaRB]

How can somthing soo delicious be your enemy?

It's the only liquor thats made me throw up.. I shall smite it till the last drop when we meet again..

[TitleTown088]

It's the only liquor thats made me throw up.. I shall smite it till the last drop when we meet again..

It tastes great and gets you drunk. What else could a guy want?

[ripdw27]

one time i was at a party with about 15 people or so at my friends house, we were taking shots of brandy and i think we had cognac at that party to. (keep in mind that im 15 and weigh abuot 110 lbs that day) anyway, i have about 2 shots before anyone even shows up, then theres about 5 people total there and we take like 3 shots together, then i take 1 shot with my best friend and another shot with my other friend, so in 30 mins ive had 7 shots and i feel fine. so when some other guys get there we do a train shot line abuot 3 times so im up to 10. still just a little tipsy tryna get laid. so (still thinkin clearly) i figure if i can get this girl just a little buzzed she will do me, we have 2 shots n i forget about her n then one of my black friends trys to teach me how to dance and then we take a shot.13 now, n me and my mex friend try to see who can drink more... i took one shot n something did not feel right. i was totaly ****** wasted now. i go to throw up then tell him to take another shot. STUPID! i threw up a couple more times n then passed out but i woke up every now n then to puke. its not over yet tho. at 3 am we take a friend home (the driver was not drunk) n then go to walmart. The cashier says she knows what were doing n shell call 5 0 so pay then book it back to his house. wow i was drunk n scared. then i had the worst hangover ever. ill tell another story later...

[YAYareaRB]

It tastes great and gets you drunk. What else could a guy want?

Top Shelf liquor always tastes great. Maybe it's because I mixed.. Before that I was sipping on Brandie and then started hitting the grey goose bottle. It kinda smells like Rubbing Alcohol..

[BuckeyeDan17]

i don't really have any dumb stories...but...about last week:

my friend said since i'm the biggest beer drinker in the senior class, wanted to count how much beer i could drink in 3 hours without puking.

i really don't remember the end, but he had me clocked at 23 he said.

i'm sittin on the couch across from this girl, and i guess outta nowhere i called her a dumb fat ****, she started crying and went outside. when she came back in he told me i hugged her and apologized, then afterword, i said, SIKE *****

i kinda feel bad and if i get a chance to apologize i'm gonna.

[ricky bobby]

i don't really have any dumb stories...but...about last week:

my friend said since i'm the biggest beer drinker in the senior class, wanted to count how much beer i could drink in 3 hours without puking.

i really don't remember the end, but he had me clocked at 23 he said.

i'm sittin on the couch across from this girl, and i guess outta nowhere i called her a dumb fat ****, she started crying and went outside. when she came back in he told me i hugged her and apologized, then afterword, i said, SIKE *****

i kinda feel bad and if i get a chance to apologize i'm gonna.
You sir, are an ass.

[ATLDirtyBirds]

You sir, are an ass.


I don't think so. I've said worse sober.

[ricky bobby]

Typical njx9. Bad day at work, so he takes his anger out on teenage posters. It's not our fault your life sucks. You're Real class act, especially for a moderator.

[ricky bobby]

Here's an idea... If you don't like the thread, why don't you just stay the hell out? Instead you come in and chop 90% of the posters down at the knees. I bet you feel real tough, don't you?

[-black]

why do people drink in the first place?

[Moses]

why do people drink in the first place?

Varies by person...

I drink because:
-I enjoy the taste of beer and mixed drinks
-It's fun to get buzzed/drunk/hammered
-It's sociable
-I always have funny and interesting nights when I drink

That pretty much sums it up for me.

[ricky bobby]

You are a very angry person. Why are you on a football forum? Go join a WWE forum where everyone is angry. Nobody said their story was great, nobody said they can hold their liquor. People were simply sharing their experiences. We truly are sorry we couldn't entertain you. I'll take a story writing course at my local community college so that I may entertain you better.

[-black]

I guess..............


i guess i just dont get how being drunk, under the influence, throwing up, and having hangovers is fun

[Moses]

I guess..............


i guess i just dont get how being drunk, under the influence, throwing up, and having hangovers is fun

I think I've thrown up from alcohol like twice in my life, and that was years ago. Hangovers are also pretty easily avoided for the most part. Pound water before you go to sleep and don't drink sugary drinks.

[-black]

do u by chance get drunk because it makes it easier to mess with females? or talk to them?

[Moses]

do u by chance get drunk because it makes it easier to mess with females? or talk to them?

It IS liquid courage. It can help with talking to girls, but being too drunk is obviously a turn off. I have a certain point of drunkness I like to be in that makes everything more fun, including picking up girls.

[ricky bobby]

I feel just fine and completely secure about my drinking stories. I'm just pointing out what has been stated a trillion times before. You have serious anger issues, and the fact that you have to take it out on posters is not borderline pathetic, it is pathetic.

[Cashmoney]

i dont get hangovers for some reason.

[scottyboy]

eh, im in high school, and it honestly makes me mad/ feel sorry for all the kids i see going around getting drunk. I honestly can say I drank on vacation with my older cousins, in a summer house. So nothing crazy, but on the last day of school, 1/2 of our starters for football got caught by the cops and were in deep crap. I mean, if your underage gettin drank off your butt, its a shame. Its not really funny, you'll just be screwed later on and pay a price for it

[ricky bobby]

eh, im in high school, and it honestly makes me mad/ feel sorry for all the kids i see going around getting drunk. I honestly can say I drank on vacation with my older cousins, in a summer house. So nothing crazy, but on the last day of school, 1/2 of our starters for football got caught by the cops and were in deep crap. I mean, if your underage gettin drank off your butt, its a shame. Its not really funny, you'll just be screwed later on and pay a price for it
I'm with you on that one. I've been drunk like 3 times in my entire life. I haven't drank in about 2 years. It is kind of sad. I know guys my age that are alcohalics already.

[Moses]

eh, im in high school, and it honestly makes me mad/ feel sorry for all the kids i see going around getting drunk. I honestly can say I drank on vacation with my older cousins, in a summer house. So nothing crazy, but on the last day of school, 1/2 of our starters for football got caught by the cops and were in deep crap. I mean, if your underage gettin drank off your butt, its a shame. Its not really funny, you'll just be screwed later on and pay a price for it

How will you be screwed later on?

[ricky bobby]

quote three times where i've been genuinely angry on this board. you'll have to dig back several months. fact: your personal insecurity leads you to believe that i'm constantly angry, when most of the time, i'm absolutely calm. but whoops, my bad. i should be a nice guy and put up with a bunch of stupid ******** just so you can feel a little bit better about yourself. maybe you shouldn't depend on an internet message board for self esteem. just a suggestion.

also, just fyi: still, completely calm.
I once created a avatars thread. You came in, flipped out and locked it, rather than providing a reasonable explanation. Oddly enough, when Moses created the same exact thread a few months later, it didn't get locked. ... Curious how that works isn't it. Not only an example of anger, but also an example of favoritism.

No, I can't think of three off the top of my head, just take my word for it, you need to seek anger therapy. Try counceling, maybe it's something bad from your childhood.

You don't have to put up with anything. Nobody is gluing you in front of the computer screen and forcing you to read anything. If you were taking a stance, I would understand where you are coming from. You didn't need to post anything. It was your personal decision, fueled by your ****** life, to come in here and crap all over the posters. I don't personally take offense to it, because i'm not much of a drinker. I'm just sticking up for the kid that doesn't have the balls to say what i'm saying in fear for their precious rep. BTW, Don't worry about my self esteem, it couldn't get any higher.

[scottyboy]

How will you be screwed later on?

i dont need to make a girl drunk or get drunk to get screwed :D

[TPFKA#1SaintsFan]

I drank in high school, but the college experience is nothing without the, at least occasional, wild nights of drinking. I feel sorry for anybody who misses out on those experiences.

[Moses]

I drank in high school, but the college experience is nothing without the, at least occasional, wild nights of drinking. I feel sorry for anybody who misses out on those experiences.

Agreed 100%. Like I always say, the window for binge drinking is closing. :)

[Moses]

I once created a avatars thread. You came in, flipped out and locked it, rather than providing a reasonable explanation. Oddly enough, when Moses created the same exact thread a few months later, it didn't get locked. ... Curious how that works isn't it. Not only an example of anger, but also an example of favoritism.

Two things:

1. I don't remember your avatar thread, but mine had a proposed fix posted in it. I wasn't just whining about not having avatars. I was posting a workaround that could be considered by Scott.

2. njx9 gave me an infraction for a borderline personal attack against you. He could have easily let it slide because much worse has been said but he still gave me an infraction. That pretty much shows that he doesn't give me favouritism. Also, if somebody REPEATEDLY acts stupid, of course they're going to get in more trouble with mods. Posters who are well-respected and have a proven track record of quality posts get the benefit of the doubt. It's the same thing in real life.

[-black]

I dont need to be drunk to have fun....even once in college

[Moses]

I dont need to be drunk to have fun....even once in college

Nobody is forcing you to drink. If you don't want to, don't. I don't need to drink to have fun, but I also don't need to play basketball to have fun. Still, I do both things because I enjoy them.

Personally I feel that the positives far outweigh the negatives.

[scottyboy]

Nobody is forcing you to drink. If you don't want to, don't. I don't need to drink to have fun, but I also don't need to play basketball to have fun. Still, I do both things because I enjoy them.

Personally I feel that the positives far outweigh the negatives.

i agree, if you have fun drinking, by all means do it, as long as you are legal age,(or even college is fine), and dont drive.

[-black]

never said no one is forcing me to drink....no one is forcing me to post in here either

im just sharing my opinion

[Moses]

never said no one is forcing me to drink....no one is forcing me to post in here either

im just sharing my opinion

Your posts read like you're looking down upon people who drink. At least that's how I interpreted them.

[-black]

i am looking down at them most of the time since their passed out or vomiting

[tEk]

i have been told i have too expensive tastes for a guy who's income is so low. my inlaws are middle class and drink quervo and smirnoff (tequila and vodka respectively) but i wont touch it so they call me a pansy and ****. i just think it tastes like crap and drink hacienda and belvedere. (tequila and vodka respectively) which is 3 times as much money but to me its worth it. probably why i am strapped for cash most of the time.

[Tobzilla]

I got drunk with my Dad for the first time this weekend, it was great. Fishin' and drinkin' - it's the Minnesotan way.

[ricky bobby]

2. njx9 gave me an infraction for a borderline personal attack against you. He could have easily let it slide because much worse has been said but he still gave me an infraction. That pretty much shows that he doesn't give me favouritism
Was it for calling me an idiot? I got the same infraction for calling you that. It all balanced out.
Also, if somebody REPEATEDLY acts stupid, of course they're going to get in more trouble with mods. Posters who are well-respected and have a proven track record of quality posts get the benefit of the doubt. It's the same thing in real life.
Funny you bring that up. In most of our arguements I bash guys that "REPEATEDLY act stupid" such as Pacman Jones, Tank Johnson, Mike Vick, Chris Henry, and convicted felons, while you take the other side. That's not hypocritical at all.

[Moses]

Was it for calling me an idiot? I got the same infraction for calling you that. It all balanced out.

Funny you bring that up. In most of our arguements I bash guys that "REPEATEDLY act stupid" such as Pacman Jones, Tank Johnson, Mike Vick, Chris Henry, and convicted felons, while you take the other side. That's not hypocritical at all.

We've had this argument a million times. Vick is NOT a repeat offender. I have called Pacman and Henry stupid but that doesn't make them guilty.

[ricky bobby]

We've had this argument a million times. Vick is NOT a repeat offender. I have called Pacman and Henry stupid but that doesn't make them guilty.
Vick's actions are not acceptable for a NFL QB that is the face of the franchise and the league.

[-black]

lol how da heck did we get on Michael Vick

[ricky bobby]

lol how da heck did we get on Michael Vick
It happens when me and Moses are in the same thread.

[duckseason]

I guess..............


i guess i just dont get how being drunk, under the influence, throwing up, and having hangovers is fun
I agree. It took me awhile, but I no longer drink to get drunk. I think the main reason so many kids do so, is because it is forbidden fruit. I believe that if Americans were properly educated on the subject of alcohol from the time that they were kids, we would all mature much more quickly than we do now. Instead, we all grow up seeing images of glorified drunkenness. The majority of people believe that partying = getting drunk. Because that's the ideal that has been perpetuated through many generations now. Alcohol = sex, alcohol = fun, alcohol = adventure.....etc. It's sad, really. There's nothing wrong with having a few drinks and feeling the effects. But we don't teach that to our youth. They only hear two general messages- Alcohol is the key to fun, and alcohol needs to be absolutely avoided. Both of those things will promote excessive drinking. Kids love to have fun, and they love to rebel. And they also feel a strong desire to fit in with everybody else. It's a recipe for ignorance. Ignorance begets ignorance, and we're only getting dumber, it seems.

We should be teaching our children that it is perfectly acceptable to enjoy a glass of beer or wine over dinner. Teach them how to enjoy these beverages in the same manner that you'd teach them how to enjoy an ice cream cone. It should be savored, and if you chomp it down too fast, you'll suffer brain freeze. I mean, these are the same reasons why crappy products such as budweiser dominate the market. Because it's target demographic is people who don't know what real beer is, or those who just don't care. People who drink beer in quantity rather than quality. In other words, the majority. In a properly educated society, a product such as coors light would suffocate and die. But it currently thrives. Because people love the idea of consuming mass quantities of a liquid which most closely resembles water, and actually getting drunk off it. Coors' primary marketing schtik is that it is the coldest beer known to man, and that it goes down easy. "So you can get drunk without even tasting anything!!" Is what they want to say. Products like everclear sell because kids think it's so awesome to drink near-pure alcohol. They go to school and tell stories about how they had 28 shots of 4 different types of liquor in 4 hours, and like, totally threw up all over their friends couch and then passed out in their own vomit. "And it was awesome!" Would they act this way if they didn't think it was cool?

Sure, it's fun to have drinks with friends. Many settings are often much more enjoyable with a bit of lubrication. And that's perfectly ok. But pounding beers and shots isn't. That's just stupid and unnecessary. If people would take the time to sit back and enjoy their drink and company, and actually savor the flavor of their beverage, they'd find that they would experience a higher level of enjoyment as opposed to pounding drinks and seeing who can get the most f'd up. A mild buzz is much more fun than getting sloshed. Liquid courage is worthless if it makes you jump off a building. It's like using bleach as a body wash. Like downing 30 percosets because you stubbed your toe. Like using c4 to exterminate a small wasps nest. And perhaps the saddest part, we end up with people like you who just denounce alcohol as something that shouldn't be messed with. Like it's something that can bring nothing but harm. In reality, there's nothing to fear as long as you know what you're doing. Sadly, most people don't.

[Green Bay Scat]

I got drunk, because my friend was suppost to party with me the next weekend, but he ended up dying ridin his Motorcycle, i dont drink alot, but i promised him i would get drunk for him(he said at a party we would get drunk together) Sad **** too, i was suppost to be out their when he died. He left me this kick ass B-day message on my phone the night of my birthday, the next day he dies....i mean what the ****? **** just doesnt seem to go right with me

[duckseason]

RIP to your friend, gbs. Try not to take it too hard. Life sucks way too much as it is to allow things you have no control over to make it even worse. Try to turn an extreme negative into something of a positive. Maybe use this as inspiration to further savor and enjoy your time spent with close friends. I dunno. I'm not good at commenting on things like this. Just my thoughts. Tell me to f off if you want.

[ricky bobby]

I didn't even bother reading all of that. I simply don't have the patience. Save your energy next time. My point is short and simple. There was absolutely no reason to make the following post...

christ. if you're in high school, your story already pretty much sucks. so unless you have some amazing story-telling ability, it should remain un-posted. 90% of these aren't funny, they're pathetic.
You only did it because you are a bitter old man.

[YAYareaRB]

My First time..

My Freshmen year in High School and on the Varsity squad of the Football team. We were playing for the section championship. We should have won the game but we lost in dramatic fashion.. In the form of a hook and ladder play with :15 secs on the clock. I wasn't too crushed, but I felt the loss and it burned deep. Anyway we went on home on a 1 hour bus ride and then I finally got home. I was sitting there on the computer chair just thinking about what I could've done better than my parents finally came home. They told me my cousin.. who I was really close to, died in a car accident. I felt really crushed and my parents then left me alone as they went to my cousins families house. So I called another cousin of mine and he said he couldn't sleep so I just walked over to his house. As soon as I stepped foot into the house there were like 5 other people there.. All with red plastic cups. I didn't get too messed up.. Just enough to where I could get back home and go straight to bed without making a scene. We were sipping on Sauza Tequila.. Das a baaaddd moodafukka!

[SubNoize]

I agree. It took me awhile, but I no longer drink to get drunk. I think the main reason so many kids do so, is because it is forbidden fruit. I believe that if Americans were properly educated on the subject of alcohol from the time that they were kids, we would all mature much more quickly than we do now. Instead, we all grow up seeing images of glorified drunkenness. The majority of people believe that partying = getting drunk. Because that's the ideal that has been perpetuated through many generations now. Alcohol = sex, alcohol = fun, alcohol = adventure.....etc. It's sad, really. There's nothing wrong with having a few drinks and feeling the effects. But we don't teach that to our youth. They only hear two general messages- Alcohol is the key to fun, and alcohol needs to be absolutely avoided. Both of those things will promote excessive drinking. Kids love to have fun, and they love to rebel. And they also feel a strong desire to fit in with everybody else. It's a recipe for ignorance. Ignorance begets ignorance, and we're only getting dumber, it seems.

We should be teaching our children that it is perfectly acceptable to enjoy a glass of beer or wine over dinner. Teach them how to enjoy these beverages in the same manner that you'd teach them how to enjoy an ice cream cone. It should be savored, and if you chomp it down too fast, you'll suffer brain freeze. I mean, these are the same reasons why crappy products such as budweiser dominate the market. Because it's target demographic is people who don't know what real beer is, or those who just don't care. People who drink beer in quantity rather than quality. In other words, the majority. In a properly educated society, a product such as coors light would suffocate and die. But it currently thrives. Because people love the idea of consuming mass quantities of a liquid which most closely resembles water, and actually getting drunk off it. Coors' primary marketing schtik is that it is the coldest beer known to man, and that it goes down easy. "So you can get drunk without even tasting anything!!" Is what they want to say. Products like everclear sell because kids think it's so awesome to drink near-pure alcohol. They go to school and tell stories about how they had 28 shots of 4 different types of liquor in 4 hours, and like, totally threw up all over their friends couch and then passed out in their own vomit. "And it was awesome!" Would they act this way if they didn't think it was cool?

Sure, it's fun to have drinks with friends. Many settings are often much more enjoyable with a bit of lubrication. And that's perfectly ok. But pounding beers and shots isn't. That's just stupid and unnecessary. If people would take the time to sit back and enjoy their drink and company, and actually savor the flavor of their beverage, they'd find that they would experience a higher level of enjoyment as opposed to pounding drinks and seeing who can get the most f'd up. A mild buzz is much more fun than getting sloshed. Liquid courage is worthless if it makes you jump off a building. It's like using bleach as a body wash. Like downing 30 percosets because you stubbed your toe. Like using c4 to exterminate a small wasps nest. And perhaps the saddest part, we end up with people like you who just denounce alcohol as something that shouldn't be messed with. Like it's something that can bring nothing but harm. In reality, there's nothing to fear as long as you know what you're doing. Sadly, most people don't.

I personally love pounding shots and beer, I like the feeling it gives me just as person who takes drugs would get. I don't act like an idiot and I don't use it to drown my problems, just simply am in love with the high. I'm not an alcoholic either, I drink maybe twice a month, but when I do I'll admit I binge drink. I'm not a huge savor the flavor person with beer and to me Budweiser is sufficient to do what I want it to do, which is down it in red cups from beer pong. Beer Pong always follows me taking shots of Grey Goose, Jager or Gentleman's Jack. Binge drinking doesn't make me an idiot and doesn't mean I'm not educated, I just like my experiences when I drink like this. I'll admit that I don't get just all out hammered though, I don't have hangovers and I don't yack, but I'm far past buzz most of the time....

[SubNoize]

eh, im in high school, and it honestly makes me mad/ feel sorry for all the kids i see going around getting drunk. I honestly can say I drank on vacation with my older cousins, in a summer house. So nothing crazy, but on the last day of school, 1/2 of our starters for football got caught by the cops and were in deep crap. I mean, if your underage gettin drank off your butt, its a shame. Its not really funny, you'll just be screwed later on and pay a price for it

"I feel sorry for people who don't drink....when they wake up in the morning, that's as good as they are going to feel all day" -Frank Sanatra

[scottyboy]

"I feel sorry for people who don't drink....when they wake up in the morning, that's as good as they are going to feel all day" -Frank Sanatra

haah classic quote. I'm not against drinking at all, just against kids in high school over-drinking(one or 2 is ok, as long as your at home or at a friends etc) and stupid people who drink and drive

[SubNoize]

haah classic quote. I'm not against drinking at all, just against kids in high school over-drinking(one or 2 is ok, as long as your at home or at a friends etc) and stupid people who drink and drive

no doubt, I find it hard to believe that there would actually be someone who would advocate drinking and driving, so I think that for everyone is a given. As far as high school kids drinking, it's going to happen. I mean when you're 18, you've probably had enough experience behind you to learn how to drink responsibly, but I believe to stop excessive underage drinking, they raised the drinking age to 21.

[simms2clayton]

I've only gotten drunk once in my life and my friends say I am pretty an annoying drunk.

I wish I was more of a party person though to fit in. :(

[duckseason]

I personally love pounding shots and beer, I like the feeling it gives me just as person who takes drugs would get. I don't act like an idiot and I don't use it to drown my problems, just simply am in love with the high. I'm not an alcoholic either, I drink maybe twice a month, but when I do I'll admit I binge drink. I'm not a huge savor the flavor person with beer and to me Budweiser is sufficient to do what I want it to do, which is down it in red cups from beer pong. Beer Pong always follows me taking shots of Grey Goose, Jager or Gentleman's Jack. Binge drinking doesn't make me an idiot and doesn't mean I'm not educated, I just like my experiences when I drink like this. I'll admit that I don't get just all out hammered though, I don't have hangovers and I don't yack, but I'm far past buzz most of the time....

And I have no problem with that. Most people are paddling a similar boat. That doesn't mean that what I'm saying doesn't hold weight. And don't think that I labeled you an idiot or uneducated because you choose to drink like this. That's not true at all. But as a whole, our society is conditioned to see alcohol through lenses crafted at the BS factory. The collective mindset is incredibly ignorant when it comes to many subjects, and this is one of them. You're not an idiot, but it is certainly idiotic to binge drink to the point of illness. And no I didn't just say you do that. I read your post. I understand why you drink the way you do, because I used to do it for the same reasons. The majority of people I know use alcohol that way. Which is why I posted what I did. I was trying to shed light on how we as a society bore this proclivity, and why it is still going strong despite our intelligence level/potential as humans. As a whole, if given the choice, we don't prefer low grade food to high quality cuisine. We enjoy our food, and are actually quite fickle as individuals when it comes to our personal preferences. You have a favorite type of fruit juice because of how it tastes. Not based on how quickly it fills you up or some other secondary consideration. Beer is no different. It is a foodstuff of varying qualities that can either be anything from highly enjoyable, to barely tolerable. You don't enjoy budweiser. By your own admission, you use it as a vehicle for alcohol to enter your bloodstream. You enjoy the alcohol and the drinking games. I'd rather enjoy both the drink and the effects. But that's just me. When I'm hungry, I usually don't just grab a bunch of random stuff out of the fridge and throw it in the blender and then pound it. I try to find something that tastes good, first and foremost. Knowing that there are thousands of great foods out there for me to choose from, I certainly wouldn't choose anything that was overly bland or tasteless. Especially when I could sit down to a plate of gourmet eats for a comparable price. I have no problem with your choice of drinks, but I do believe that you are missing out on many of the pleasures that fermented beverages have to offer.

[The Great Jonathan Vilma]

I had one bad experience 2 summers ago. Went to a party in the woods with my friends. One kid gave me a water bottle full of vodka. I chugged it as though it was water, being inexperienced and all. Took in at least a dozen shots. Almost ended up in the hospital, almost died. 24 hour hang over.

similar situation to me, only i ended up in the hospital, it was Jack, with a mickie of Vodka to add in about 1 hr.

oh, to be young and innocent again

[Green Bay Scat]

similar situation to me, only i ended up in the hospital, it was Jack, with a mickie of Vodka to add in about 1 hr.

oh, to be young and innocent again

dont forget stupid.....or is it still there?

[SubNoize]

And I have no problem with that. Most people are paddling a similar boat. That doesn't mean that what I'm saying doesn't hold weight. And don't think that I labeled you an idiot or uneducated because you choose to drink like this. That's not true at all. But as a whole, our society is conditioned to see alcohol through lenses crafted at the BS factory. The collective mindset is incredibly ignorant when it comes to many subjects, and this is one of them. You're not an idiot, but it is certainly idiotic to binge drink to the point of illness. And no I didn't just say you do that. I read your post. I understand why you drink the way you do, because I used to do it for the same reasons. The majority of people I know use alcohol that way. Which is why I posted what I did.

Oh, I didn't take offense to your first post, and knew you were talking more about people like simms2clayton with statements like I've only gotten drunk once in my life and my friends say I am pretty an annoying drunk.

I wish I was more of a party person though to fit in.

I don't prefer Budweiser by any means, and you're correct that I use it as a quick cheap vehicle to make alcohol enter my sytem while playing beer pong. It would be costly to play beer pong with St Pauli's or with your fave or a RIS. If I'm drinking while watching a game or something at home I drink something with a non-piss flavor... I actually just got myself a few 6 packs of my fave
http://img.epinions.com/images/opti/ec/ab/fddkBeersBy_NameNorth_Coast_Old_Rasputin_Imperial_ Russian_Stout.jpg

So yeah i see where you come from on the whole finer foods thing, but if I'm out with friends at a party I just want to pound cheap beer and enjoy some great tasting liquor and be drunk within reason.

[duckseason]

Oh, I didn't take offense to your first post, and knew you were talking more about people like simms2clayton

Thanks for the clarification. All I could respond to was what you posted. When you said "Binge drinking doesn't make me an idiot and doesn't mean I'm not educated," I naturally thought you had misunderstood my meaning, and I thought your entire post kinda had a defensive stance embedded in it. But hey, I'm sure my posts rarely come across the way I intended either. I have a hard enough time accomplishing that when I'm talking to someone face to face, let alone over the internet.

I don't prefer Budweiser by any means, and you're correct that I use it as a quick cheap vehicle to make alcohol enter my sytem while playing beer pong. It would be costly to play beer pong with St Pauli's or with your fave or a RIS. If I'm drinking while watching a game or something at home I drink something with a non-piss flavor...
Well, like I said, I could only respond to what you posted. And you did say "I'm not a huge savor the flavor person with beer."

I actually just got myself a few 6 packs of my fave
http://img.epinions.com/images/opti/ec/ab/fddkBeersBy_NameNorth_Coast_Old_Rasputin_Imperial_ Russian_Stout.jpg

So yeah i see where you come from on the whole finer foods thing, but if I'm out with friends at a party I just want to pound cheap beer and enjoy some great tasting liquor and be drunk within reason.
I hear you. Nothing wrong with that.
Yeah, old raspy is a great beer. A little on the hoppier end of the spectrum when it comes to RIS's, but I like that sometimes. And it still has all the other goodies you'd expect from a great RIS. I think the closest thing I've tried to it is the Victory Storm King. Very similar in that they both lean toward the bitter side, and they both maintain a higher carbonation level and maybe a slightly thinner mouth feel than many of my other favorites. I prefer the Raspy to the Storm King though. I think it's more balanced, and less watery. Also, when fresh, the Storm King kinda has an off flavor which I attribute to one of the hop varieties used. Doesn't seem to meld with the roasted chocolate/coffee notes at all. So I've got the remaining 4 from a 6 pack sitting in the fridge mellowing out. I'm waiting for that hop character to fade out so that hopefully some of the beers' finer qualities can shine through and take center stage without being interrupted. They've been in there a few months now, and I'll probably give them until maybe October before I pop one to see where they're at. I think Rasputin is just fine while fresh. I'd still like to eventually see what a year or two does to it though.

Oh, and where did you find Old Rasputin in 6 packs? I thought they were only packaged in 4's.

[SubNoize]

Oh, and where did you find Old Rasputin in 6 packs? I thought they were only packaged in 4's.

They do it was my bad... although on the sign at my local liquor store it does read 6.99 for a "6pack".

By the way, they are much better with time, I buy the 4 packs now and wait until winter when they're much better to drink. I'll have one occasionall,y before then, but they usually sit about 6 months before I'll drink them.

[duckseason]

They do it was my bad... although on the sign at my local liquor store it does read 6.99 for a "6pack".

haha, yeah. I especially hate it when stores take it a step further and sell 12 oz singles. Yes, I do want six DFH 90 minute IPAs, and no I don't want them clanging against each other in my basket. They were shipped to you in cases of 6-packs like most other 12oz beers, so put the damn things on the shelf that way. A lot of my favorite beers are shelved in this manner. Yeti, Hercules, Most Hair of the Dog beers, most DFH's.... Really pisses me off sometimes. If I only want one, then I'll grab one out of the sixer. It's not like they're in a sealed package.

[SubNoize]

haha, yeah. I especially hate it when stores take it a step further and sell 12 oz singles. Yes, I do want six DFH 90 minute IPAs, and no I don't want them clanging against each other in my basket. They were shipped to you in cases of 6-packs like most other 12oz beers, so put the damn things on the shelf that way. A lot of my favorite beers are shelved in this manner. Yeti, Hercules, Most Hair of the Dog beers, most DFH's.... Really pisses me off sometimes. If I only want one, then I'll grab one out of the sixer. It's not like they're in a sealed package.

The worst is when the company thinks you can't handle 12oz and packages 7 oz bottles! as is the case with Rouge Imperial Stout, brewed in your own backyard. I asked my friend that lives in Bend to send me some awesome brews and he send me 2 7oz bottles of Rogue Imperial Stout from 2001 or so. They went down amazing, but I'm a big boy, I could have handled 12oz even if it is heavy.

[duckseason]

By the way, they are much better with time, I buy the 4 packs now and wait until winter when they're much better to drink. I'll have one occasionall,y before then, but they usually sit about 6 months before I'll drink them.
Nice. Yeah, I think it's pretty much a given that any high quality RIS will improve with a little age on it. If it doesn't, then it should be counted as a fault, imo. The last Raspy's I bought were consumed immediately mostly because there is no room in my fridge for anything but a few beers. I've got just enough room for a 6 pack or a few bombers. Everything else is has staked it's claim and isn't moving until it's ready. Rasputin will get his turn eventually though. Man, I want nothing more than to move into a house with a basement so that I can not only have unlimited space, but so the beers can also be stored at ideal temp/humidity. The temperature fluctuations are too great in a 3rd floor apartment. You know you're a beer geek when you're considering buying a mini fridge to store your food, so you can make more room for beer in the real fridge. What's stopping me from doing that? Well that money could go towards more great beers! F the damn mini fridge. Who needs food anyway?

[duckseason]

The worst is when the company thinks you can't handle 12oz and packages 7 oz bottles! as is the case with Rouge Imperial Stout, brewed in your own backyard. I asked my friend that lives in Bend to send me some awesome brews and he send me 2 7oz bottles of Rogue Imperial Stout from 2001 or so. They went down amazing, but I'm a big boy, I could have handled 12oz even if it is heavy.

Damn, you're lucky as hell. Good friend. Those are some rare beers. Now they sell it in ceramic 750s. I actually have one in the fridge that's been there for about 8 months now. There's an Old Crustacean sitting right next to it. It pisses me off though. The bottles are cool as hell, but I wish they'd still package them in regular bottles too. Lik e maybe 12's or 22's. Hell, even a regular brown 750. As it is, you're spending more on the swing-top ceramic than you are on the actual beer. Otherwise, I'd have more than one of each. Here's a pic-

http://img224.imageshack.us/img224/8899/rougeceramiczb2.jpg (http://imageshack.us)

[SubNoize]

Damn, you're lucky as hell. Good friend. Those are some rare beers. Now they sell it in ceramic 750s. I actually have one in the fridge that's been there for about 8 months now. There's an Old Crustacean sitting right next to it. It pisses me off though. The bottles are cool as hell, but I wish they'd still package them in regular bottles too. Lik e maybe 12's or 22's. Hell, even a regular brown 750. As it is, you're spending more on the swing-top ceramic than you are on the actual beer. Otherwise, I'd have more than one of each. Here's a pic-

http://img224.imageshack.us/img224/8899/rougeceramiczb2.jpg (http://imageshack.us)

damn, that looks nice, hmm... Can you buy those in AZ, because I don't think you can... Maybe Seattle??? That's where my friend is for now, but hopefully he'll be back in Bend soon. I have some family in Burnside, maybe they can track it down...

[duckseason]

90 minute comes in sixes? i thought 4's only. still haven't found the 120.

Oh, well there you go. See I've never even seen the damn things in their proper packaging. Only in singles. I've bought the 60 minute in sixers, and just assumed the 90 would be the same but with a peach colored carrier instead of green. I guess I don't have a problem with brewers packaging stronger more expensive beers in 4's. That actually makes sense. It just pisses me off that the stores always put them out as singles. I don't even know what the heck a DFH 90 minute 4 pack looks like, you punk ass beer mongers! Get your sh straight! haha.

[Moses]

Nice. Yeah, I think it's pretty much a given that any high quality RIS will improve with a little age on it. If it doesn't, then it should be counted as a fault, imo. The last Raspy's I bought were consumed immediately mostly because there is no room in my fridge for anything but a few beers. I've got just enough room for a 6 pack or a few bombers. Everything else is has staked it's claim and isn't moving until it's ready. Rasputin will get his turn eventually though. Man, I want nothing more than to move into a house with a basement so that I can not only have unlimited space, but so the beers can also be stored at ideal temp/humidity. The temperature fluctuations are too great in a 3rd floor apartment. You know you're a beer geek when you're considering buying a mini fridge to store your food, so you can make more room for beer in the real fridge. What's stopping me from doing that? Well that money could go towards more great beers! F the damn mini fridge. Who needs food anyway?

Search craigslist or garage sales for a cheap mini-fridge. I bet one could be had for about $50 or so. Then you'll have plenty of space for all your beers. ;)

[duckseason]

damn, that looks nice, hmm... Can you buy those in AZ, because I don't think you can... Maybe Seattle??? That's where my friend is for now, but hopefully he'll be back in Bend soon. I have some family in Burnside, maybe they can track it down...

I'm not sure. I can't find distribution info on their website. But yeah, I'm almost positive that Bottleworks in Seattle would carry it. They should be around 12 or $13 apiece. And damnit, I will reuse that bottle. I've got one empty right now (Imperial IPA) but haven't yet decided what to do with it.

[duckseason]

Search craigslist or garage sales for a cheap mini-fridge. I bet one could be had for about $50 or so. Then you'll have plenty of space for all your beers. ;)

Hell yeah. I've done that. You can find them for even cheaper than that. But I always tell myself that money could be spent on some beer! haha. I even thought about getting a cheap used full fridge until I thought about trying to get it up to my apartment. I'll break down and get one eventually though. I really just want to move into a house. But hey, a mini fridge will always be useful. I think it would be a good investment.

[SubNoize]

Search craigslist or garage sales for a cheap mini-fridge. I bet one could be had for about $50 or so. Then you'll have plenty of space for all your beers. ;)

Craigslist is awesome, it's where I found my like 1970's fridge that I used for my keggerator. The old fridges didn't have the all the coils and junk that run through the front of newer fridges so it took me a whole hour to make the keggerator. Best thing is it was only 35$ bucks and I bought some nice paint and the whole thing only cost me like 80 bucks...

[Moses]

Craigslist is awesome, it's where I found my like 1970's fridge that I used for my keggerator. The old fridges didn't have the all the coils and junk that run through the front of newer fridges so it took me a whole hour to make the keggerator. Best thing is it was only 35$ bucks and I bought some nice paint and the whole thing only cost me like 80 bucks...

I've been thinking about making a keggerator. Do you get much use out of it? Only thing stopping me is the fact that I drink most of my beer out of my house so it wouldn't do me much good, would it?

[SubNoize]

I've been thinking about making a keggerator. Do you get much use out of it? Only thing stopping me is the fact that I drink most of my beer out of my house so it wouldn't do me much good, would it?

It would if you have people over quite often. I actually have my keggerator at my buddies because that is where we party mostly. It's awesome because your keg last much longer and stays cool, because we all know a keg full of bud light is even more piss tasting when it goes warm. also saves in beer pong cost, we used to buy like 3 or 4 30 packs for tourneys and it was costly, now we fill a keg and it lasts us like 4 or 5 tourneys and it's only 50 bucks for a full keg of bud light.

[Moses]

It would if you have people over quite often. I actually have my keggerator at my buddies because that is where we party mostly. It's awesome because your keg last much longer and stays cool, because we all know a keg full of bud light is even more piss tasting when it goes warm. also saves in beer pong cost, we used to buy like 3 or 4 30 packs for tourneys and it was costly, now we fill a keg and it lasts us like 4 or 5 tourneys and it's only 50 bucks for a full keg of bud light.

I doubt I'll have many parties at my place as I chose who I'm living with to ensure that it wouldn't be party central. Most of the guys I party with are in a different house but I wouldn't trust them with my keggerator anyway. ;) I think one of the guys has one already anyway so maybe I'll just be able to chip in on a keg every now and then and drink from that.

[-black]

does being drunk heighten sexual feeling/sensation/pleasure?

I know weed does...it makes you more sensative...but what about alcohol?

[ricky bobby]

does being drunk heighten sexual feeling/sensation/pleasure?

I know weed does...it makes you more sensative...but what about alcohol?
You know what is really good for that? Steriods. Angry sex.

[Moses]

does being drunk heighten sexual feeling/sensation/pleasure?

I know weed does...it makes you more sensative...but what about alcohol?

Alcohol:

POSITIVE

* relaxation
* mood lift, happiness, giddiness
* talkativeness
* lowered inhibitions / reduced social anxiety
* analgesia (kills pain)

NEUTRAL

* slurred speech
* flushed skin
* drowsiness, sleepiness
* nystagmus, difficulty focusing eyes
* tolerance with repeated use within a few days
* changed aesthetic appreciation: normally beautiful things can seem ugly, things normally seen as ugly judged beautiful.
* mild visual distortions at high doses

NEGATIVE

* decreased coordination
* nausea, vomiting (vomiting while unconscious can kill)
* reduced impulse control
* emotional volatility (anger, violence, sadness, etc)
* frequent urination (more with beer or wine), diuretic effect
* dizziness and confusion
* blackouts and memory loss at high doses
* coma and death at extreme doses
* brain and liver damage (cirrhosis) with heavy use
* lowered inhibitions and increased confusion can lead to unwanted and negative sexual encounters (date rape)
* hangover, lasting 12-36 hours, from mild to severe after heavy use
* fetus damage in pregnant women at high dose or frequency

Marijuana

POSITIVE

* mood lift, euphoria
* laughter
* relaxation, stress reduction
* creative, philosophical or deep thinking : ideas flow more easily
* increased appreciation of music. More aware of, deeper connection to music.
* increased awareness of senses. (eating, drinking, smell)
* change in experience of muscle fatigue. Pleasant body feel. Increase in body/mind connection.
* pain relief (headaches, cramps)
* reduced nausea, increased appetite (used medically for this)
* boring tasks or entertainment can become more interesting or funny

NEUTRAL

* general change in consciousness (as with many psychoactives)
* increased appetite, snacky-ness
* slowness (slow driving, talking)
* change in vision such as sharpened colors or lights
* closed-eye visuals (somewhat uncommon)
* tiredness, sleepiness, lethargy
* stimulation, inability to sleep (less common)
* blood shot eyes (more common with certain varieties of cannabis and inexperienced users)
* mouth dryness, sticky-mouth (varies with strain)
* interrupts linear memory. Difficulty following a train of thought.
* cheek, jaw, facial tension / numbness (less commonly reported)
* racing thoughts (especially at high doses)
* increased emotional impact of music
* Time sense altered: cars seem like they are moving too fast, time dilation and compression are common at higher doses

NEGATIVE

* nausea, especially in combination with alcohol, some pharmaceuticals, or other psychoactives
* coughing, asthma, upper respiratory problems
* difficulty with short term memory during effects and during periods of frequent use (Ranganathan M, D'Souza DC, Psychopharmacology, 2006)
* racing heart, agitation, feeling tense
* mild to severe anxiety
* panic attacks in sensitive users or with very high doses (oral use increases risk of getting too much)
* headaches
* dizziness, confusion
* lightheadedness or fainting (in cases of lowered blood pressure)
* paranoid & anxious thoughts more frequent
* possible psychological dependence on cannabis
* clumsiness, loss of coordination at high doses
* can precipitate or exacerbate latent or existing mental disorders

WITHDRAWAL SYMPTOMS

* mild to moderate, non life-threatening withdrawal symptoms occur after daily use in some users. These may last for 1-6 weeks after cessation of use and can include anxiety, anhedonia (reduced experience of pleasure), headaches, general unease/discomfort, difficulty sleeping, and a desire to smoke pot. Severity of symptoms is related to frequency of use and individual sensitivity.
* slight loss of appetite
* finding non-stoned life a bit dull, increased boredom

From http://www.erowid.org

[Moses]

i have no idea how alcohol could make sex "better". i mean, whiskey dick is common slang for a reason.

If you do get it up, you can last longer.

Also, sometimes your partner looks a bit more appealing 12 beer deep. ;)

[-black]

I was just asking....or curious

cuz i know ppl who always smoke before they have sex....they say it makes it like 10xs better

[Moses]

sure, but i can't recall ever thinking "god, that was great!" when i'm anything beyond buzzed.

Oh, for sure. I don't think alcohol would make sex any more enjoyable in terms of the actual pleasure.

[duckseason]

Yeah, the main reason you last longer is because of helmet numbness. So, there goes a lot of pleasure right there. The other thing I hate is that I almost always have to get up and take a piss before I can finish things off. So you gotta get up, which angers the lucky lady, go run some cold water on your pasta to let things simmer down, finally take a piss, rinse it off again as a courtesy, then finally bring things back to a boil. There's still good drunk sex to be had, but it's usually been more of a chore for me.

[Moses]

Yeah, the main reason you last longer is because of helmet numbness. So, there goes a lot of pleasure right there. The other thing I hate is that I almost always have to get up and take a piss before I can finish things off. So you gotta get up, which angers the lucky lady, go run some cold water on your pasta to let things simmer down, finally take a piss, rinse it off again as a courtesy, then finally bring things back to a boil. There's still good drunk sex to be had, but it's usually been more of a chore for me.

Constant urinating is easily the worst part about drinking. It's all about not breaking the seal though.

[themaninblack]

getting drunk is awesome but a lot of people do take it overboard. i for one just love pounding brews with my buddies on the weekends and stuff. IDC that its socially acceptable or that im rebelling against my parents and all of that stuff. IDC if im with 1 person or 100, getting drunk is great. i dont enjoy puking, urinating on oneself, or other acts of the over served, but gimme 12-15 beers and ill be just fine.

[Ward]

Gonna go get sauced, happy 21st to me.

[someone447]

And I have no problem with that. Most people are paddling a similar boat. That doesn't mean that what I'm saying doesn't hold weight. And don't think that I labeled you an idiot or uneducated because you choose to drink like this. That's not true at all. But as a whole, our society is conditioned to see alcohol through lenses crafted at the BS factory. The collective mindset is incredibly ignorant when it comes to many subjects, and this is one of them. You're not an idiot, but it is certainly idiotic to binge drink to the point of illness. And no I didn't just say you do that. I read your post. I understand why you drink the way you do, because I used to do it for the same reasons. The majority of people I know use alcohol that way. Which is why I posted what I did. I was trying to shed light on how we as a society bore this proclivity, and why it is still going strong despite our intelligence level/potential as humans. As a whole, if given the choice, we don't prefer low grade food to high quality cuisine. We enjoy our food, and are actually quite fickle as individuals when it comes to our personal preferences. You have a favorite type of fruit juice because of how it tastes. Not based on how quickly it fills you up or some other secondary consideration. Beer is no different. It is a foodstuff of varying qualities that can either be anything from highly enjoyable, to barely tolerable. You don't enjoy budweiser. By your own admission, you use it as a vehicle for alcohol to enter your bloodstream. You enjoy the alcohol and the drinking games. I'd rather enjoy both the drink and the effects. But that's just me. When I'm hungry, I usually don't just grab a bunch of random stuff out of the fridge and throw it in the blender and then pound it. I try to find something that tastes good, first and foremost. Knowing that there are thousands of great foods out there for me to choose from, I certainly wouldn't choose anything that was overly bland or tasteless. Especially when I could sit down to a plate of gourmet eats for a comparable price. I have no problem with your choice of drinks, but I do believe that you are missing out on many of the pleasures that fermented beverages have to offer.

Some days I just feel like having a few drinks out with friends. Some days I fell like pounding shots. Some days, like the day in my story, I feel like getting completely obliterated and letting a story come to me. When I have a few drinks is when I am at my best with girls, a very nice buzz gets my game rolling real well. The days I want to get drunk is when I pound shots. I drink for a multitude of reasons, either to loosen up after a rough day, to get a little of that liquid courage in me, or to create a story that I will be able to tell the rest of my life, providing I remember it.

[someone447]

I was just asking....or curious

cuz i know ppl who always smoke before they have sex....they say it makes it like 10xs better

Well, I think sober sex feels the best, but drunk sex is the most fun. Usually because drunk sex is my first time with the new girl, and I just do whatever the hell I want.

I don't really like having sex while high, I tend to stay at half mast, and that makes it a lot less fun.

[drowe]

i have no idea how alcohol could make sex "better". i mean, whiskey dick is common slang for a reason.


but, gin dick is the opposite of whiskey dick.

and i love drunk sex.

[EdReedUnstoppable]

I love to get drunk and fall asleep on top of peoples cars, just for the fun of their reaction when they see me.

[diabsoule]

I'm drunk and just drove home from a town about 25 minutes away. I know I'm cool, you don't have to tell me.

(btw, if you don't know this is sarcasm then boo on you)

But yeah, I'm drunk.

[Caddy]

Goon = The Devil

[bernbabybern820]

Anyone go to keg parties? They rule other than the fact that if there are only 1 or 2 kegs theres a line to get beer.

[Green Bay Scat]

Anyone go to keg parties? They rule other than the fact that if there are only 1 or 2 kegs theres a line to get beer.

keggers kinda suck personally, unless theres like 3 or 4. But i go to small parties in appartment complexes, so i dont know much about keggers. Its one room for weed, one room for girl talk, and the livin room for party....lol

[rchrd]

end of weekend = beer is evil and makes you do stupid things (oh god this week even more than usual)

here's to next week when beer is the saviour of all things good and pure

[someone447]

Anyone go to keg parties? They rule other than the fact that if there are only 1 or 2 kegs theres a line to get beer.

Haha, we would get 1 keg for 20-25 people when I lived with a few of my buddies last year.

[bernbabybern820]

keggers kinda suck personally, unless theres like 3 or 4. But i go to small parties in appartment complexes, so i dont know much about keggers. Its one room for weed, one room for girl talk, and the livin room for party....lol

Haha, we would get 1 keg for 20-25 people when I lived with a few of my buddies last year.

Its good if you're hosting since you get to save a lot of money.

[Ravens1991]

I heard at WVU there are partys w/ 40+ kegs and 800 30 packs, I am a noob at college partys and drinking and everything, do you all think that is possible?

[Chris]

That's absolute BS. That's thousands upon thousands of dollars of alcohol.

No way.

I'm not sure if Tobzilla knows, but most of the parties, the bigger parties at NDSU don't even have a whole lot.

The most I've seen is like five kegs, plus maybe 50 packs of beer plus hard alcohol.

[awfullyquiet]

Yeah. Five Kegs feed 300-500 over a night.
40 kegs would feed a population bigger than morgantown.

[Moses]

Yeah. Five Kegs feed 300-500 over a night.
40 kegs would feed a population bigger than morgantown.

Five kegs comes nowhere close to feeding 300-500. I was at a kegger with 8 kegs and it ran dry before the night was over. Couldn't have been more than 200 people. Hell, I would be surprised if there was many more than 100.

[Ward]

IIRC a full size keg holds 16 gallons, or something like 100-120 "servings". So, do the math.

[P-L]

I heard at WVU there are partys w/ 40+ kegs and 800 30 packs, I am a noob at college partys and drinking and everything, do you all think that is possible?

Going off of what Chris said, the approximate cost of 800 "cheap" 30 packs is close to $12,000 and another $3,000-$4,000 in kegs (depending on the price).

[Ravens1991]

ok thanks everybody for putting that rumor to rest.