The Milk Carton Thread

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http://www.hollandsimpson.com/blog/archives/hsrunner%20milk%20carton.jpg


name people that have like fell off the face of the earth...or that you wonder what/where they are (doing) now


http://gallagheralert.tripod.com/sitebuildercontent/sitebuilderpictures/.pond/steve_urkel.jpg.w300h248.jpg


http://www.beautyriot.com/stuff/images/articles/approve/1828_1368_AGUILERA_CHRISTINA_02_400.jpg


http://www.thehollywoodgossip.com/wp-content/uploads/2006/11/aaron-carter-89.jpg

http://parentsplace.lohudblogs.com/files/2006/12/home-alone-lr.jpg


any1 know what these people are doing now?

[Philliez01]

Aguilera is still around making "music" and Maccauley Culkin was in some odd movie with Mandy Moore not too long ago.

[KILLERSANTA]

http://www.beautyriot.com/stuff/images/articles/approve/1828_1368_AGUILERA_CHRISTINA_02_400.jpg





Under my desk, Giving me head as we speak......

[ElectricEye]

http://gallagheralert.tripod.com/sitebuildercontent/sitebuilderpictures/.pond/steve_urkel.jpg.w300h248.jpg



http://www.paulscheer.com/uploaded_images/Picture%207%20Urkel-778919.jpg
He got caught carrying. Doing 15-20.

[TitleTown088]

What do they do if a midget goes missing? Put his picture on the back of a carton of Half and half? botta bing - the diceman.

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[KILLERSANTA]

http://www.paulscheer.com/uploaded_images/Picture%207%20Urkel-778919.jpg
He got caught carrying. Doing 15-20.

Carrying? Guns, Drugs?

If Drugs: I know, Who do you think was my dealer?

If Guns: That ***insert Racist Word*** owns me money, lucky the cops get him before me!

[M.O.T.H.]

http://i46.photobucket.com/albums/f149/brickman08865/kelmitchell03.jpg

http://i46.photobucket.com/albums/f149/brickman08865/nys.jpg

http://i46.photobucket.com/albums/f149/brickman08865/carlton4.jpg

http://i46.photobucket.com/albums/f149/brickman08865/bo-jackson-bw.jpg

http://i46.photobucket.com/albums/f149/brickman08865/durst.jpg

http://i46.photobucket.com/albums/f149/brickman08865/petes.jpg

[M.O.T.H.]

http://i46.photobucket.com/albums/f149/brickman08865/banks99.jpg

http://i46.photobucket.com/albums/f149/brickman08865/white_jason2.jpg

http://i46.photobucket.com/albums/f149/brickman08865/carl.jpg

http://i46.photobucket.com/albums/f149/brickman08865/Rocker.jpg

http://i46.photobucket.com/albums/f149/brickman08865/johnson-ahmed.jpg

[nvot9]

Ahaha, John Smoltz, that's a good one..last I heard he was homeless, living in some NY subway.

[M.O.T.H.]

Ahaha, John Smoltz, that's a good one..last I heard he was homeless, living in some NY subway.

You mean, John Rocker... i knew what you meant...haha.

[Scar]

Urkel isn't doing time, he just had a bit part in "Dreamgirls."

[ripdw27]

haha ik hes in jail but still
http://images.usatoday.com/sports/_photos/2006-08-09-clarett2-large.jpg

[Go_Eagles77]

http://www.jokesunlimited.com/funny_halloween_costumes/large/milkcartoncostume.jpg

[HoopsDemon12]

Urkel isn't doing time, he just had a bit part in "Dreamgirls."

ya cause jokes are just not funny anymore right

[Scar]

ya cause jokes are just not funny anymore right

Not when they're so played out that snopes has been debunking them and similar jokes for years: http://www.snopes.com/radiotv/tv/jaleel.asp :rolleyes:

[HoopsDemon12]

Not when they're so played out that snopes has been debunking them and similar jokes for years: http://www.snopes.com/radiotv/tv/jaleel.asp :rolleyes:

well its urkel... its not hard to poke fun at him... its like making fun of carltons dancing... although i cant cause im somewhat like that myself

[Scar]

LOL Anyone dancing "The Carlton" is always good for at least one round of applause at a party

[HoopsDemon12]

LOL Anyone dancing "The Carlton" is always good for at least one round of applause at a party

haha thats when they think your doing it as a joke;)

[jballa838]

Kenan and Kel:
http://youtube.com/watch?v=zvpzy8d0iB4

[Go_Eagles77]

Kenan's on SNL, don't know about Kel, which surprises me because back in the day Kel was the more popular one.

[M.O.T.H.]

Kenan's on SNL, don't know about Kel, which surprises me because back in the day Kel was the more popular one.

Yeah, I have a pic of Kel up there...it would look good on a milk carton...He really fell off, keenan's doing alright for himself...

[fischbowl]

Kel did this whole inner city kid rehab thing when he was famous.

[BuckNaked]

Kel is still making movies, I checked imdb. Just not good ones.

[Boston]

http://www.the-planets.com/star-biography/Rider_Strong_Biography_2.jpg

[HoopsDemon12]

http://images.allmoviephoto.com/2001_American_Pie_2/AP2_Tara_Reid_005.jpg

[gbpackers0065]

http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/9/9f/WheresWaldo.jpg

[M.O.T.H.]

Can't see Hoops picture....

Where the **** is Waldo, anyway? hmm.

[ATLDirtyBirds]

http://content.answers.com/main/content/wp/en/thumb/5/5b/150px-DerekBell_BookingPhoto.jpg

Derek Bell

[M.O.T.H.]

http://content.answers.com/main/content/wp/en/thumb/5/5b/150px-DerekBell_BookingPhoto.jpg

Derek Bell

hahahahahahaha......His fainting was classic...luckily he was okay afterwards but, it was crazy.

[HoopsDemon12]

Can't see Hoops picture....

Where the **** is Waldo, anyway? hmm.

its tara reid

[ATLDirtyBirds]

hahahahahahaha......His fainting was classic...luckily he was okay afterwards but, it was crazy.


Speaking of weird stuff in the OF


http://seattlepi.nwsource.com/dayart/20001006/buhner06.jpg

Jay Buhner


I remember when the Mariners OF had a chain reaction of throwing up.

[M.O.T.H.]

its tara reid

eww... I could care less where she is...

[HoopsDemon12]

eww... I could care less where she is...

ya i agree ewww now.. but when she was clean ... wow she was on fire

[Green Bay Scat]

whos derek bell lol?

[fischbowl]

whos derek bell lol?

former outfielder for the Astros and Padres.

[BuckNaked]

whos derek bell lol?

You should be ashamed of yourself.

[jballa838]

Speaking of weird stuff in the OF


http://seattlepi.nwsource.com/dayart/20001006/buhner06.jpg

Jay Buhner


I remember when the Mariners OF had a chain reaction of throwing up.
he is retired. i saw him when i was on a field trip once. he was with his kid

[M.O.T.H.]

he is retired. i saw him when i was on a field trip once. he was with his kid

Yeah he's retired...he was at Griffey's little ceremony the other night...

Edgar was there too.

[ATLDirtyBirds]

One of my favorite players of all-time.


http://imagesource.allposters.com/images/pic/PHO/AAGP113~Carl-Everett-2005-Studio-Plus-Posters.jpg


Carl "There Are No Dinosaurs" Everett

[BuckNaked]

Osama, where did that sneaky little mofo go?

http://www.familyguy.com/images/search/osama.png

[Green Bay Scat]

One of my favorite players of all-time.


http://imagesource.allposters.com/images/pic/PHO/AAGP113~Carl-Everett-2005-Studio-Plus-Posters.jpg


Carl "There Are No Dinosaurs" Everett

i dont get it....i dont get a lot of things....

[BuckNaked]

i dont get it....i dont get a lot of things....

He said he didn't believe in dinosaurs.

[Green Bay Scat]

He said he didn't believe in dinosaurs.

lol seriously? so what the dinosaurs were just really really big black people then? lol some things are funny, but thats just ********

[ATLDirtyBirds]

lol seriously? so what the dinosaurs were just really really big black people then? lol some things are funny, but thats just ********


An exact quote:


"God created the sun, the stars, the heavens and the earth, and then made Adam and Eve. The Bible never says anything about dinosaurs. You can't say there were dinosaurs when you never saw them. Someone actually saw Adam and Eve. No one ever saw a Tyrannosaurus rex."

[Green Bay Scat]

so who saw adam and eve?

[Tobzilla]

If I had a pic of windy I'd post that now...I haven't seen him around for a while.

[Addict]

You should be ashamed of yourself.

that's what she said.

[BlindSite]

Apollo creed was most recently in stuff like happy gilmore and little nicky stuff like that.

Wasn't he in predator as well?

Sarah Michelle Gellar and Freddie Prinz Jr come to think of it have totally dropped off the face of the earth too.

After the ****** scooby doo movies anyway.

Come to think of it Jason Biggs hasn't done much since the last american pie either.

[Green Bay Scat]

http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/9/9f/WheresWaldo.jpg

**** Waldo its all about findin diversity in the Kalvin Kline Katologs(Family Guy)

[Sniper]

http://www.the-planets.com/star-biography/Rider_Strong_Biography_2.jpg

Saw him on Law and Order recently. Not a bad episode actually. Since I Wikipediad (sp?) him, turns out half the people from BMW were at one point banging Topanga in real life. Not exactly stunning. Apparently she was with Lance Bass pre-*** days.

[M.O.T.H.]

W/E happened to Bill Bellamy?

[SeanTaylorRIP]

W/E happened to Bill Bellamy?

He's the current host of last comic standing, and who's got jokes.

[M.O.T.H.]

He's the current host of last comic standing, and who's got jokes.

Oh, havent seen him in forever...

[255979119]

Bob Sagget(replace S with F) man did I ever hate that guy.

[SeanTaylorRIP]

Bob Sagget(replace S with F) man did I ever hate that guy.

Host of 1 vs. 100 on NBC.

[Scar]

Host of 1 vs. 100 on NBC.

Not to mention the brilliant mind behind "Farce of the Penguins":D

[fischbowl]

i dont get it....i dont get a lot of things....

He's in the independant leagues.

[The Dynasty]

Chevy Chase?

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http://www.famouspeople.com/famous/_images2/47.jpg

ttp://www.paulstrom.se/tv/tv001.jpg

[ElectricEye]

Andy Dick died of one of his many STD's. No one bothered to check which.

[Acreboy]

http://i46.photobucket.com/albums/f149/brickman08865/petes.jpg
What about this guy?

http://i112.photobucket.com/albums/n196/Acreboy/artie.gif

[M.O.T.H.]

Leonardo Dicaprio, Black? His career has taken off....he's very much around and doing very well for himself.

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Leonardo Dicaprio, Black? His career has taken off....he's very much around and doing very well for himself.

oh, i just havent seen him in a while..........

?

[M.O.T.H.]

oh, i just havent seen him in a while..........

?

You need to see the Departed...my friend.

[SuperKevin]

oh, i just havent seen him in a while..........

?

Blood Diamond and the Departed were HUGE this year

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i still havent seen Blood Diamound....everyone from my lil sister to my old grandma has seen it......

ima see if i can watch it now

[Smokey Joe]

Speaking of weird stuff in the OF


http://seattlepi.nwsource.com/dayart/20001006/buhner06.jpg

Jay Buhner


I remember when the Mariners OF had a chain reaction of throwing up.


http://static.flickr.com/26/59757037_a26b3991e8_o.jpg.........

http://paulmphotography.com/openingday07/BonePincher.jpg

[M.O.T.H.]

i still havent seen Blood Diamound....everyone from my lil sister to my old grandma has seen it......

ima see if i can watch it now

yeah, that one movie link you gave me has it, i was watching it on there a bit also....

[Sniper]

i still havent seen Blood Diamound....everyone from my lil sister to my old grandma has seen it......

ima see if i can watch it now

Blood Diamond was damn good, and so was the Departed. His career is at its peak right now.

[M.O.T.H.]

Blood Diamond was damn good, and so was the Departed. His career is at its peak right now.

cant believe he is only 32...he's been around forever and he's still going to be around for a very long.

[PACKmanN]

Andy Dick?

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so he's really that good of an actor?

he cant be only 32...really?

dag seems like he's been around for for-evuwary

[M.O.T.H.]

so he's really that good of an actor?

he cant be only 32...really?

dag seems like he's been around for for-evuwary

He's one of best out there now...one of the new tier...Matt Damon, Mark Walhberg, and Edward Norton are three that are going to be ruling beside him as the new kings of cinema for the next 15 or so years.

[Moses]

He's one of best out there now...one of the new tier...Matt Damon, Mark Walhberg, and Edward Norton are three that are going to be ruling beside him as the new kings of cinema for the next 15 or so years.

Guys like Damon, Wahlberg, and Norton are already Hollywood's elite and have been for quite awhile.

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my fav actor=Omar Epps and Will Smith

Smith has solidified himself as one of the best actors of all time....there isnt a role he cant play

just imagine if he wouldnt have turnded down the Matrix for Wild Wild West

lol can any of u imagine Will Smith as Neo? Too bad he turned down the role

[M.O.T.H.]

Guys like Damon, Wahlberg, and Norton are already Hollywood's elite and have been for quite awhile.

Well, they are great but, I see them as the next younger tier behind say...Brad Pitt, George Clooney...they really already have started to take over...

[Moses]

my fav actor=Omar Epps and Will Smith

Smith has solidified himself as one of the best actors of all time....there isnt a role he cant play

just imagine if he wouldnt have turnded down the Matrix for Wild Wild West

lol can any of u imagine Will Smith as Neo? Too bad he turned down the role

Will Smith as one of the greatest actors of all-time? He's good, but I don't even think he's close to that.

[Boston]

He's one of best out there now...one of the new tier...Matt Damon, Mark Walhberg, and Edward Norton are three that are going to be ruling beside him as the new kings of cinema for the next 15 or so years.

Wahlberg is going to retire when he's forty. He's like 37 now.

[ElectricEye]

lol can any of u imagine Will Smith as Neo? Too bad he turned down the role

Actually, that would have been pretty badass. I can see Smith as Neo as well. would have been different though...but maybe the movies wouldn't have fizzled out in the end.

[Moses]

Well, they are great but, I see them as the next younger tier behind say...Brad Pitt, George Clooney...they really already have started to take over...

Oh, I see what you're saying. I was just making the point that they're not really "on the rise" because they're already on the same level as Pitt, Clooney, etc.

[M.O.T.H.]

Wahlberg is going to retire when he's forty. He's like 37 now.

Why is he gonna retire...? he's got a bunch a big roles coming up. His acting career has really started to take off since the Departed...he's a hot commodity.

[ElectricEye]

The only actor I really give a damn about is Christian Bale. I've loved everything he's done.
Otherwise, I don't pay attention to who is in a movie.

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Will Smith as one of the greatest actors of all-time? He's good, but I don't even think he's close to that.

he's played everything from comedy, to drama, to action. There is NOT a role he cant play. Has box office records and oscars

why is he not close?

[M.O.T.H.]

Nowadays if Dicaprio, Hounsou, or Crowe are in a movie...I know it will be good. Also, Denzel of course.

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he's played everything from comedy, to drama, to action. There is NOT a role he cant play. Has box office records and oscars

why is he not close?

kno what, he might not have an oscar but u get my point......right? lol

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Actually, that would have been pretty badass. I can see Smith as Neo as well. would have been different though...but maybe the movies wouldn't have fizzled out in the end.

then i guess maybe Picket could have played Trinity......

dag that would have been alot of black people...Neo, Morpheus, Picket, the two twins, and the guy with the dreads

[Moses]

he's played everything from comedy, to drama, to action. There is NOT a role he cant play. Has box office records and oscars

why is he not close?

Other than Ali and The Pursuit of Happyness what has he done that was memorable? His roles generally don't require a ton of "acting" (see Bad Boys, Men in Black, Wild Wild West, Hitch, I Robot, Enemy of the State, etc.)

[M.O.T.H.]

I'd give him Independence day in addition to those two...just cause, that movie was epic at the time. :)

[Boston]

Why is he gonna retire...? he's got a bunch a big roles coming up. His acting career has really started to take off since the Departed...he's a hot commodity.

I think that's what he said. I'll try to find a link.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mark_Wahlberg

He has said in a number of interviews that he will retire at the age of 40 to concentrate on parenthood and professional golf.[16] However, in early 2007 he indicated that this was no longer the plan as "[his] golf game is horrible".[

Funny what time, and money, will do.

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Pursuit of Happiness alone should mention him as one of the best the past 2 decades

why would you exclude two of his best roles?

his diversity is what makes him great....each role he plays he adds a special element...making the movies memorable

[M.O.T.H.]

I think that's what he said. I'll try to find a link.

Damn, he'd be crazy... People are jumping at the chance to get him now a days...

[Moses]

Pursuit of Happiness alone should mention him as one of the best the past 2 decades

why would you exclude two of his best roles?

his diversity is what makes him great....each role he plays he adds a special element...making the movies memorable

Pursuit of Happyness was good but I think his performance in Ali was better. One movie doesn't make an actor, especially a movie like Pursuit of Happyness. He has two movies which have showcased his talents. There are actors that have acted more than Will Smith has in his entire career in one movie. You could make the argument that a young star like Jamie Foxx has a more impressive career.

[ElectricEye]

then i guess maybe Picket could have played Trinity......

dag that would have been alot of black people...Neo, Morpheus, Picket, the two twins, and the guy with the dreads

Hah. That would be ironic lol. The Matrix is basically a collection of ideas that have been around for ages in cyberpunk stories...which are mostly about pasty, geeky white kids like me lol.

[M.O.T.H.]

I think that's what he said. I'll try to find a link.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mark_Wahlberg



Funny what time, and money, will do.

haha...yeah, after the Departed everyone came a calling...not surprised he changed his mind.

[BuckNaked]

Nowadays if Dicaprio, Hounsou, or Crowe are in a movie...I know it will be good. Also, Denzel of course.

You know it. Denzel baby!

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Pursuit of Happyness was good but I think his performance in Ali was better. One movie doesn't make an actor, especially a movie like Pursuit of Happyness. He has two movies which have showcased his talents. There are actors that have acted more than Will Smith has in his entire career in one movie. You could make the argument that a young star like Jamie Foxx has a more impressive career.

are you saying that a comedy or action movie is not "acting'.....but only Drama's?

[M.O.T.H.]

You know it. Denzel baby!

Yes siiiiiiiiiiiirrrr.

[Moses]

are you saying that a comedy or action movie is not "acting'.....but only Drama's?

No, look at John Belushi who was herladed as a great actor and he was a comedic actor. There is a big difference between acting in Bad Boys (a movie fueled by action, special effects, and a fast-moving storyline) and acting in Ray (a movie fueled by a great story, characters, and acting). Smith is a good actor, don't get me wrong. However, listing him as one of the greatest of all-time is laughable in my opinion. Another knock I have on him is that he only ever plays the protagonist.

[M.O.T.H.]

http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0000226/

Will's next three roles are pretty interesting ones...

I Am Legend: Robert Neville is the last man alive. He busies himself with preparing for a nightly attack from the rest of the world - all of which have transformed into blood-thirsty vampires. (Action/Drama/Sci-Fi)

John Hancock: A hard-living superhero (Smith) who has fallen out of favor with the public enters into a questionable relationship with the wife (Theron) of the public relations professional (Bateman) who's trying to repair his image. (Action/Drama)

Time Share: When two families are booked for the same time share, both fathers (Cage and Smith) square off against one another. (comedy)

[Moses]

http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0000226/

Will's next three roles are pretty interesting ones...

I Am Legend: Robert Neville is the last man alive. He busies himself with preparing for a nightly attack from the rest of the world - all of which have transformed into blood-thirsty vampires. (Action/Drama/Sci-Fi)

John Hancock: A hard-living superhero (Smith) who has fallen out of favor with the public enters into a questionable relationship with the wife (Theron) of the public relations professional (Bateman) who's trying to repair his image. (Action/Drama)

Time Share: When two families are booked for the same time share, both fathers (Cage and Smith) square off against one another. (comedy)

Cage and Smith in a comedy. That should be interesting to say the least.

[Boston]

Cage and Smith in a comedy. That should be interesting to say the least.

I hope it's not one of those stupid Cheaper by the Dozen 2 type movies.

[BuckNaked]

I hope it's not one of those stupid Cheaper by the Dozen 2 type movies.

And it won't even have Eugene Levy. . .shame.

[fischbowl]

Jason Bateman is amazing at what he does.

I'll see John Hancock for him alone.

[SuperMcgee]

Pursuit of Happyness was good but I think his performance in Ali was better. One movie doesn't make an actor, especially a movie like Pursuit of Happyness. He has two movies which have showcased his talents. There are actors that have acted more than Will Smith has in his entire career in one movie. You could make the argument that a young star like Jamie Foxx has a more impressive career.

Foxx isn't really a young star, his acting career is very comparable to Smith's in terms of length and credits.

[Moses]

Foxx isn't really a young star, his acting career is very comparable to Smith's in terms of length and credits.

I shouldn't have said young. I meant that Smith has been a prominent star for a lot longer. Smith was popular in the early 90s where as Foxx didn't achieve fame until the late 90s.

[SuperMcgee]

I shouldn't have said young. I meant that Smith has been a prominent star for a lot longer. Smith was popular in the early 90s where as Foxx didn't achieve fame until the late 90s.

Yeah I gotcha, although Smith wasn't really a 'movie star' until the mid-90's, he still had a few years on Foxx in that respect.

[M.O.T.H.]

Jamie Foxx has come along way from the movie..."Booty Call" ha.

[soybean]

anyone that lives in or around southern california has seen or at least heard of this show. The host was fredo star (boyfriend of moesha on moesha) and kel mitchell (keenan and kel). The show was very popular but lasted only like a year.

http://youtube.com/watch?v=Ixr9TQI0-NI&mode=related&search=

[Boston]

Yeah I gotcha, although Smith wasn't really a 'movie star' until the mid-90's, he still had a few years on Foxx in that respect.

Fresh Prince of Bel-Air was such a great show though.

[Sniper]

Fresh Prince of Bel-Air was such a great show though.

Ah indeed it was.

[Bigbadbob72]

Mike Myers

http://www.cs.cmu.edu/~dwilson/images/mm.jpg

[Sniper]

Mike Myers

http://www.cs.cmu.edu/~dwilson/images/mm.jpg

You mean besides the 3 Shrek movies that have made him a buttload of money? I don't know?????

[islandboy843]

Jamie Foxx has come along way from the movie..."Booty Call" ha.

I remember saying that when I saw him in Ray. LOL

[M.O.T.H.]

I remember saying that when I saw him in Ray. LOL

Bunz.....hahaha:)

[jballa838]

http://www.bqb-site.com/ojacobs.jpg
I remember Omar Jacobs

[fischbowl]

http://www.bqb-site.com/ojacobs.jpg
I remember Omar Jacobs

I loved Omar. I wished for the Bills to take him.

[M.O.T.H.]

I remember Josh Harris. Gotta love those Bowling Green QBs.