In case you missed it on [some other site]... (Formerly, the Funny Picture thread)

[MetSox17]

Hahahahahaha. I was reading on that earlier, pretty F'ed up. Curry's a fudge packer!

[RAVENS/WIZARDS/ORIOLES]

http://img211.imageshack.us/img211/8227/curryfa7.jpg

ooooooooooooooooooh buddy that is funny as ****

[Draft King]

http://i422.photobucket.com/albums/pp304/legendoflinkd2jsp/motivational-poster16.jpg

http://i422.photobucket.com/albums/pp304/legendoflinkd2jsp/Motivational20Posters.jpg

[Draft King]

http://i422.photobucket.com/albums/pp304/legendoflinkd2jsp/Awkward_situations_by_deathfox602.jpg

Classic if you understand Halo 3.

[randolph]

http://i422.photobucket.com/albums/pp304/legendoflinkd2jsp/118668558285.gif

http://i422.photobucket.com/albums/pp304/legendoflinkd2jsp/bravery.jpg

[ATLDirtyBirds]

Anyone came up with any good nicknames for Eddie Curry with the recent news? I've got nothing.

[CashmoneyDrew]

http://i422.photobucket.com/albums/pp304/legendoflinkd2jsp/math_jokes.jpg

I got them... :(

[RAVENS/WIZARDS/ORIOLES]

I didn't get them

[randolph]

http://i422.photobucket.com/albums/pp304/legendoflinkd2jsp/Rape_by_Starfire619.jpg

[randolph]

I didn't get them

Neither did I.....

[randolph]

http://i422.photobucket.com/albums/pp304/legendoflinkd2jsp/l_2247ecc04548d408bffd6d5f4ec175c4.jpg

More to come tomorrow.

[TitleTown088]

Neither did I.....

You guys didn't get that joke? Did you fail out of high school?

[scottyboy]

You guys didn't get that joke? Did you fail out of high school?

yea really, I've only learned about those every year in math since like 8th grade...

[Jensen]

http://failblog.files.wordpress.com/2009/01/fail-owned-diva-gina-fail.jpg

http://notsomotivational.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/01/th_20inchkoks.jpg

http://www.demotivateus.com/posters/exercise-demotivational-poster.jpg

http://www.demotivateus.com/posters/no-sense-demotivational-poster.jpg

http://www.demotivateus.com/posters/lesbian-beach-babes-demotivational-poster.jpg

http://www.demotivateus.com/posters/iron-my-shirt-demotivational-poster.jpg

http://www.demotivateus.com/posters/baby-sitter-demotivational-poster.jpg

[CashmoneyDrew]

http://www.demotivateus.com/posters/lesbian-beach-babes-demotivational-poster.jpg


I uhhh... I uhhhh.... yeah.

[Sniper]

Damn it...this won't link

[P-L]

http://3.media.collegehumor.com/collegehumor/ch6/8/2/collegehumor.e483e5386df68ccc635ec8125ecb0fe8.jpg
http://8.media.collegehumor.com/collegehumor/ch6/a/0/collegehumor.84d485ca6af438bf0690b600c9f3a6b0.jpg

[MetSox17]

Lol, the Tim Tebow one is hilarious.

[RAVENS/WIZARDS/ORIOLES]

http://3.media.collegehumor.com/collegehumor/ch6/8/2/collegehumor.e483e5386df68ccc635ec8125ecb0fe8.jpg
http://8.media.collegehumor.com/collegehumor/ch6/a/0/collegehumor.84d485ca6af438bf0690b600c9f3a6b0.jpg

That is so ******* funny

[Zyro_1014]

http://3.media.collegehumor.com/collegehumor/ch6/8/2/collegehumor.e483e5386df68ccc635ec8125ecb0fe8.jpg
http://8.media.collegehumor.com/collegehumor/ch6/a/0/collegehumor.84d485ca6af438bf0690b600c9f3a6b0.jpg

that is great, i was laughin my ass off.

[MetSox17]

Jesus, you don't HAVE to quote the picture. That's why these pages take forever to load.

[TitleTown088]

Jesus, you don't HAVE to quote the picture. That's why these pages take forever to load. No kidding. noob city.

[Zyro_1014]

Jesus, you don't HAVE to quote the picture. That's why these pages take forever to load.

oh gosh, im so sorry my friend.

[kwilk103]

stoops he did it again

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8x5D5NWIoAY&feature=channel_page

[Bruce Banner]

Anyone came up with any good nicknames for Eddie Curry with the recent news? I've got nothing.

What's your obsession with ****?

[islandboy843]

http://i44.photobucket.com/albums/f16/IllmaticYungin/plax.gif

[CT Bronco Fan]

http://i37.tinypic.com/2iggkyp.gif

[Sniper]

The Tebow one was what I tried to post. Hilarious ****.

[ATLDirtyBirds]

What's your obsession with ****?


The opportunity for a great nickname is just waiting.

[Vikes99ej]

http://i223.photobucket.com/albums/dd31/vikes99ej/1232056495388.jpg

[RAVENS/WIZARDS/ORIOLES]

http://i223.photobucket.com/albums/dd31/vikes99ej/1232056495388.jpg

Wait, What?

[skinzzfan25]

http://img405.imageshack.us/img405/9308/edreedvf7.jpg

[CLong4Heisman]

He should be Obama's Secretary of Defense

[NYGibril28]

He should be Obama's Secretary of Defense

i lol'd.....

[slightlyaraiderfan]

http://www.mofaha.com/b3ta/birdwithtapeworm.jpg

[BRAVEHEART]

http://img82.imageshack.us/img82/6997/fugly31115110qr2.jpg

[BRAVEHEART]

http://img213.imageshack.us/img213/1872/ce05e82aee1cd0fullot2.jpg
http://img213.imageshack.us/img213/8167/af7a3baae7c140fullio8.jpg

[Brent]

http://img213.imageshack.us/img213/8167/af7a3baae7c140fullio8.jpg
I love Futurama

[Brent]

http://i422.photobucket.com/albums/pp304/legendoflinkd2jsp/math_jokes.jpg
I got this immediately but I dont feel ashamed.

[MetSox17]

I got this immediately but I dont feel ashamed.

Don't be, it's a funny picture lol.

[Brent]

Don't be, it's a funny picture lol.
Indeed. I love nerdy jokes.

[MetSox17]

Indeed. I love nerdy jokes.

As do i. I actually enjoy that type of humor over slapstick stuff any day.

[Zyro_1014]

i lol'd.....

i did as well. Ed Reed could pick off bullets.

[Don Vito]

http://i38.tinypic.com/2wnwdhv.gif

http://photos-g.ak.fbcdn.net/photos-ak-snc1/v369/48/53/517407590/n517407590_940366_593.jpg

[BeerBaron]

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v613/BeerBaron/Longcomic.jpg

[tjsunstein]

Hahaha That one was pretty good.

[CLong4Heisman]

i did as well. Ed Reed could pick off bullets.

i have no idea how that Ed Reed for secretary of defense wasnt said by anyone before me lol.

[Zyro_1014]

i have no idea how that Ed Reed for secretary of defense wasnt said by anyone before me lol.

yeah, not gonna lie. first time i had ever heard it.

[Zyro_1014]

http://photos-g.ak.fbcdn.net/photos-ak-snc1/v369/48/53/517407590/n517407590_940366_593.jpg

"I JUST DREAMT IT! AND IT HAPPENED!"

[CC.SD]

http://icanhascheezburger.files.wordpress.com/2007/01/2001982351398543517_rs.jpg

Still gets me everytime.

[CashmoneyDrew]

I love me some Crabtree.

[Zyro_1014]

http://icanhascheezburger.files.wordpress.com/2007/01/2001982351398543517_rs.jpg

Still gets me everytime.

i laughed a little bit lol

[Quindalin]

http://i46.photobucket.com/albums/f145/LV2XLR8/complete3.jpg

[Brent]

that's good.

[BRAVEHEART]

http://i46.photobucket.com/albums/f145/LV2XLR8/complete3.jpg

That's great.

[GB12]

http://i46.photobucket.com/albums/f145/LV2XLR8/complete3.jpg
http://images.chron.com/blogs/longhorns/stoops.jpg

Yes

[BRAVEHEART]

http://jj.am/gallery/d/58107-1/Magneto_Lincoln.jpg
http://jj.am/gallery/d/50076-1/Guess_Who_Jackson.jpg
http://jj.am/gallery/d/47592-1/Hawking_wheelchair.jpg

[Quindalin]

http://images.chron.com/blogs/longhorns/stoops.jpg

Yes

5 straight loses. no he can'tz

[Zyro_1014]

http://jj.am/gallery/d/58107-1/Magneto_Lincoln.jpg

i liked that one lol

[BRAVEHEART]

http://jj.am/gallery/d/45197-1/bruce_lee.jpg
http://jj.am/gallery/d/46050-1/Cholos_inlove.jpg
http://jj.am/gallery/d/42417-1/ToysRusHootersSign.jpg
http://jj.am/gallery/d/39534-1/CobraCommanderKicksDog.jpg
http://jj.am/gallery/d/34981-2/DonkeyScreamSparta300.jpg

[BRAVEHEART]

http://jj.am/gallery/d/35025-2/GreenLantern.jpg
http://jj.am/gallery/d/35081-2/Mariofucked.jpg
http://jj.am/gallery/d/35110-2/PicardStrip.png

[BRAVEHEART]

http://img411.imageshack.us/img411/6950/diopunchoutgm1.png

http://images1.filecloud.com/752323/joker.jpg

http://kuvaton.com/kuvei/ahahahaha.png

http://img360.imageshack.us/img360/4291/womenelementlu6.jpg

[Bosanac01]

I made this bad boy...

http://img266.imageshack.us/img266/2917/image0082ul5.jpg

[CJSchneider]

Ha Ha! Thats funny.

[Brent]

http://kuvaton.com/kuvei/ahahahaha.png
that's so goddamn funny

[JLaw45]

http://img184.imageshack.us/img184/5373/brokebacksidelinedy1.jpg

[JLaw45]

http://img405.imageshack.us/img405/102/howmuchdn0.jpg
http://img405.imageshack.us/img405/2843/noooooooooooooooooooooomk5.jpg
http://img413.imageshack.us/img413/5092/noideazw3.jpg

[JLaw45]

http://img413.imageshack.us/img413/1723/ticecityfd8.jpg
http://img184.imageshack.us/img184/2139/sessamethanksgivingdw5.jpg

[iowatreat54]

http://karaboo.files.wordpress.com/2008/04/cat-fail-ferrett.png

[Gay Ork Wang]

http://karaboo.files.wordpress.com/2008/04/cat-fail-ferrett.png
is that a weasel?

[Vikes99ej]

is that a weasel?

Looks like a possum to me.

[B-Dawk]

is that a weasel?

thats an opossum

[BRAVEHEART]

http://jj.am/gallery/d/32321-1/gtfoHorse.jpg
http://jj.am/gallery/d/32331-1/justgtfocat.jpg
http://jj.am/gallery/d/68464-1/Trolled.jpg
http://jj.am/gallery/d/42638-1/Impressme.jpg
http://jj.am/gallery/d/33593-1/onlinepredator.jpg
http://jj.am/gallery/d/33497-1/makeitstop.jpg
http://jj.am/gallery/d/33379-1/IfYouAintDutch.jpg

[Brent]

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v296/idiotnumbr3/stuff-sucks.gif

[Bosanac01]

thats an opossum

there is one that comes on my back porch and eats my garbage every night at like 2AM.

[BlindSite]

Put some fish sauce on your garbage and it won't eat it any more.

[BRAVEHEART]

Put some fish sauce on your garbage and it won't eat it any more.

I don't like fish either.

[Gay Ork Wang]

maybe its Braveheart eating ur garbage

[Beans]

smash bros brawl woo

http://fc25.deviantart.com/fs29/f/2008/091/2/a/BROTERSTORY_by_burgertime.png

i didnt make this dont think i did

[broth223]

smash bros brawl woo

http://fc25.deviantart.com/fs29/f/2008/091/2/a/BROTERSTORY_by_burgertime.png

i didnt make this dont think i did

You need to repost that Delhome pic you made that was classic,

[BRAVEHEART]

maybe its Braveheart eating ur garbage

If I said I did would you make an avatar for me?

[CashmoneyDrew]

smash bros brawl woo

http://fc25.deviantart.com/fs29/f/2008/091/2/a/BROTERSTORY_by_burgertime.png

i didnt make this dont think i did

Faaaaaallllccooooonnnnn hug!

[Brent]

http://i29.tinypic.com/r8rpxw.jpg

[TitleTown088]

That is great, but it could be for a class which requires macs.

[Brent]

That is great, but it could be for a class which requires macs.
I thought I saw one guy without a Mac but regardless, it's the kind of crap I see on campus. Sure OS X is pretty amazing but for the most part, 99% of college kids have no reason to get a Mac.

[steelersfan43]

What is a reason to get a mac?

[GB12]

What is a reason to get a mac?
So you can tell all your friends how Macs are much better than PCs.

[broth223]

So you can tell all your friends how Macs are much better than PCs.

That all depends on what you are going to use it for.


That just reminded me of this.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0byal1bDUtA

[Bosanac01]

Im proud to be a pc.

[iowatreat54]

Idk what school it is, but a lot of smaller schools I know of will give students laptops, so that might be why. I go to a school of 20K+ undergrad and have never seen that many macs.

[Brent]

Idk what school it is, but a lot of smaller schools I know of will give students laptops, so that might be why. I go to a school of 20K+ undergrad and have never seen that many macs.
the girl in the front row is wearing a Mizzou shirt.

[Turtlepower]

the girl in the front row is wearing a Mizzou shirt.

At ASU, I see way too many Ohio State, Michigan, Washington and Wisconsin shirts/sweatshirts. It is such an utter disgrace.

[diabsoule]

So you can tell all your friends how Macs are much better than PCs.

Pretty much. Macs are like PC's for dummies. If you think a PC is too ******* difficult to operate then get a Mac.

[BRAVEHEART]

http://img150.imageshack.us/img150/7869/1201715617050jo5.jpg
http://meisterplanet.com/images/quartertothree/comics/thelieswetellourselves.jpg

http://img17.echo.cx/img17/7417/dinosaur2pt.jpg

[BRAVEHEART]

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v221/Punishment_of_Heaven/Gothcake.jpg
http://img292.imageshack.us/img292/8382/fncjycllh4.jpg
http://img525.imageshack.us/img525/6295/fncka9emq2.jpg
http://img211.imageshack.us/img211/91/batmanws7.gif

[Brent]

At ASU, I see way too many Ohio State, Michigan, Washington and Wisconsin shirts/sweatshirts. It is such an utter disgrace.
That's a huge pet peeve of mine.

http://img525.imageshack.us/img525/6295/fncka9emq2.jpg
This is so amazing but it has to be fake.

[TitleTown088]

What is a reason to get a mac?



http://stuffwhitepeoplelike.com/2008/01/30/39-apple-products/

[Brent]

http://stuffwhitepeoplelike.com/2008/01/30/39-apple-products/
Because you need to express your uniqueness by purchasing everything that a publicly traded company produces.
So dead-on.

[Staubach12]

What is a reason to get a mac?

I'm a Mac user, but I respect PCs. They both have their benefits. I don't do anything that would require me to have a PC. I just like them because Macs tend to run smoother due to the fact that the hardware and the software are designed and manufactured by the same people, making them work seamlessly. Privatized hardware sometimes causes problems for me with PCs. But PCs are much more customizable, which is great, and they can do the more advanced stuff that Macs can't.

All this being said, it frustrates me that hipsters have hijacked Apple products. I loved Apple waaaay back in the day.

[Brent]

Macs tend to run smoother due to the fact that the hardware and the software are designed and manufactured by the same people, making them work seamlessly. Privatized hardware sometimes causes problems for me with PCs. But PCs are much more customizable, which is great, and they can do the more advanced stuff that Macs can't.
PCs can run just as smooth as any Mac, the problem comes with people who get their computers from stores, which are loaded with junk programs and free trial software.

Keeping on topic:
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v296/idiotnumbr3/rejection.jpg

[CJSchneider]

My first computer was an Apple

http://www.ubertechworld.com/museum/images/apple_IIse/Apple_IIe_1.jpg

an Apple IIe that is.

[Zyro_1014]

http://icanhascheezburger.files.wordpress.com/2007/12/funny-pictures-dont-look-behind-cat.jpg

http://www.zwani.com/graphics/funny_pictures/images/funny-pictures99.jpg

[Borat]

My first computer was an Apple

http://www.ubertechworld.com/museum/images/apple_IIse/Apple_IIe_1.jpg

an Apple IIe that is.

HAHAHA. Yeah, I had an Apple IIc. Oregon Trail FTMFW!

[MichaelJordanEberle (sabf)]

So dead-on.


The whole site is dead on. Although for my New Balance sneakers, I found out about the assembled in USA thing later. I only went New Balance because my feet are extra wide, and only New Balances come in size 4E. Now I'm wearing skate shoes, which are naturally wide.

[CJSchneider]

HAHAHA. Yeah, I had an Apple IIc. Oregon Trail FTMFW!

That, and "Below the Root". Please tell me I'm not the only one here who has ever played that.

[MichaelJordanEberle (sabf)]

I don't remember my first computer, but it was probably something like that. Anyone remember Legend of Kyrandia 2: Hand of Fate?

I played it again like a year ago and only then realized all the innuendo.

[TitleTown088]

My first computer was an Apple

http://www.ubertechworld.com/museum/images/apple_IIse/Apple_IIe_1.jpg

an Apple IIe that is.
Man you're old. Can you still get wood without prescription? ;)

[CJSchneider]

To insult you would be to easy.

[TitleTown088]

To insult you would be to easy.
Oh, come on. Take it easy ol' boy, no need for the hostility over a simple wise crack.

[BRAVEHEART]

Speaking of funny pictures.

http://img95.imageshack.us/img95/9345/n40105167319209213247cd4.jpg

[TitleTown088]

lurker........

[BRAVEHEART]

lurker........

http://jj.am/gallery/d/33483-1/lurkmore.jpg

[diabsoule]

To insult you would be to easy.

That would be "too easy", sir, not "to easy".

[BRAVEHEART]

That would be "too easy", sir, not "to easy".

But that would be too easy, sir.

[BRAVEHEART]

VDt4eBVF8B0

THE WIZZARD is totally Wizzed out!

[BlindSite]

I just bought a macbook air, but only because I got it for half retail price, its three months old and I need a light, powerful platform for work and uni.

EDIT: OH man, my sweet sig dieded.=

[CJSchneider]

That would be "too easy", sir, not "to easy".

You got me. And to TT, I wasn't mad, I just knew that you and everyone else thought of there own comeback to your post, thus saving me the time and effort.

[EdReedUnstoppable]

http://c3.ac-images.myspacecdn.com/images02/15/l_63783bff24f74422a3c2888576339bf2.jpg

Me taking over Texas Stadium, one day pror to my boys taking over Texas Stadiuma dn turnin the lights out on it properly!!!

RAVENS BABY!!!

[EdReedUnstoppable]

http://c2.ac-images.myspacecdn.com/images02/18/l_e2f0093b740a48fa8aefc7a46bee1281.jpg

What makes this a funny picture is that Jerry Jones requested us as the final game in Texas Stadium.

[Sniper]

ERU still lives?!!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!

[Brent]

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v296/idiotnumbr3/Babality.gif

[Twiddler]

Not entirely sure where to put this, so I'll put it in here...

nFUoFwaTBHQ

[B-Dawk]

http://badmuthawizard.ytmnd.com/

[BRAVEHEART]

Not entirely sure where to put this, so I'll put it in here...

nFUoFwaTBHQ

That was good.

[EdReedUnstoppable]

ERU still lives?!!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!

GOTDAM RIGHT!!!

[fischbowl]

I was looking on facebook for you ERU and I saw that pic and I said that could not be ERU he's at Texas Stadium

[EdReedUnstoppable]

I was looking on facebook for you ERU and I saw that pic and I said that could not be ERU he's at Texas Stadium

you know my real name?

[P-L]

you know my real name?
Isn't it Ed Reed?

[Vikes99ej]

you know my real name?

Maynard James Keenan.

[BeerBaron]

Maynard James Keenan.

lolz. the Tool guy.

[thule]

This guy got out of jail a month or two ago. How bad ass is this picture

http://photos-g.ak.fbcdn.net/photos-ak-snc1/v2106/81/125/1206037023/n1206037023_30111406_8309.jpg

[BRAVEHEART]

I'm glad you put this in funny pictures.

[thule]

The background of the picture is just so hard

[BRAVEHEART]

The background of the picture is just so hard

Didn't notice that....

[MetSox17]

The background of the picture is just so hard

How hard? Like, a priest in a playground?

[Hawk]

http://pics.livejournal.com/james_rhodes/pic/0001wsga

[BRAVEHEART]

http://pics.livejournal.com/james_rhodes/pic/0001wsga

his mom knows whats up.;)

[MetSox17]

Hahahahaha, that is great. ^^

[tjsunstein]

I had an awkward feeling after reading that.

[kalbears13]

I had an awkward feeling after reading that.

Because it was you?

[bhaarat316]

I know this has been here before but its just funny


http://excds.ath.cx/fun/images/kmartvz5.jpg

[StripedWalrus]

I know this has been here before but its just funny


http://excds.ath.cx/fun/images/kmartvz5.jpg

That man deserves a medal! Kmart should pay him a salary instead of banning him!

[gameplaya2435]

If they wanted that to seem real they could have at least checked their grammar...

[broth223]

MardGP3vN6U

[CJSchneider]

My wife read this and shared it with me. I had to post it here
Yeah, right lady. (http://redriver.momslikeme.com/members/JournalActions.aspx?g=445629&m=3566728)

[Brent]

My wife read this and shared it with me. I had to post it here
Yeah, right lady. (http://redriver.momslikeme.com/members/JournalActions.aspx?g=445629&m=3566728)
Faaaaake. That pic is from something, I cannot remember where though.

[Vikes99ej]

http://i23.photobucket.com/albums/b353/Tastemycheese/Loaf.jpg

[gameplaya2435]

Faaaaake. That pic is from something, I cannot remember where though.

It's all over facebook

[bhaarat316]

#104383 +(11898)- [X]

bloodninja: Baby, I been havin a tough night so treat me nice aight?
BritneySpears14: Aight.
bloodninja: Slip out of those pants baby, yeah.
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BritneySpears14: Oh, I like to play dress up.
bloodninja: Me too baby.
BritneySpears14: I kiss you softly on your chest.
bloodninja: I cast Lvl. 3 Eroticism. You turn into a real beautiful woman.
BritneySpears14: Hey...
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BritneySpears14: Funny I still don't see it.
bloodninja: I spend my mana reserves to cast Mighty F*ck of the Beyondness.
BritneySpears14: You are the worst cyber partner ever. This is ridiculous.
bloodninja: Don't f*ck with me *****, I'm the mightiest sorcerer of the lands.
bloodninja: I steal yo soul and cast Lightning Lvl. 1,000,000 Your body explodes into a fine bloody mist, because you are only a Lvl. 2 Druid.
BritneySpears14: Don't ever message me again you piece of ****.
bloodninja: Robots are trying to drill my brain but my lightning shield inflicts DOA attack, leaving the robots as flaming piles of metal.
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bloodninja: Baby?
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BritneySpears14: Ok, are you ready?
eminemBNJA: Aight, yeah I'm ready.
BritneySpears14: I like your music Em... Tee hee.
eminemBNJA: huh huh, yeah, I make it for the ladies.
BritneySpears14: Mmm, we like it a lot. Let me show you.
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eminemBNJA: Oh I like that Baby. I put on my robe and wizard hat.
BritneySpears14: What the f*ck, I told you not to message me again.
eminemBNJA: Oh ****
BritneySpears14: I swear if you do it one more time I'm gonna report your ISP and say you were sending me kiddie porn you f*ck up.
eminemBNJA: Oh ****
eminemBNJA: damn I gotta write down your names or something

[bhaarat316]

Now this we all shall have to try

<wolf> 1. Save every Free Credit Card Offer you get, Put it in pile A
<wolf> 2. Save every Free Coupon You get, put that in pile B
<wolf> 3. Now open the credit card mail from pile A and find the Business
Reply Mail Envelope.
<wolf> 4. Take the coupons from pile B and stuff them in the envelope you hold
in your hand.
<wolf> 5. Drop the stuffed to the brim envelopes in your mail and walk away
whistling.
<wolf> I have now received two phone calls from the credit card companies
telling me that they received a stuffed envelope with coupons rather
then my application. They informed me that it they are not pleased that
they footed the bill for the crap I sent them. I reply with "It says
Business Reply Mail" I'm suggesting coupons to you to ensure that your
business is more successful. They promptly hang up on me.
<wolf> Now, I did this for about a month before it got boring, so I got an
added idea! I added exactly 33 cents worth of pennies to the envelope
so they paid EXTRA due to the weight. I got a call informing me about
the money, I said it was a mistake and I demanded my change back. After
yelling at the clerk and then to the supervisor they agreed to my
demands and cut me a check for the money. I hold in my hand at this
very moment a check from GTE Visa for exactly 33 cents.

[tjsunstein]

Hahahahaha wow. they were both hilarious

[Hawk]

http://theinternetisterrible.com/wp-content/things/dietcoke.jpg

[BRAVEHEART]

I put on my robe and wizard hat.

hahahahahahahahaha

[tjsunstein]

Wow, wtf. That kind of creeps me out.

[CJSchneider]

http://www.bloodysushi.com/macro/i%20put%20on%20my%20robe%20and%20wizard%20hat.jpg

EPIC

[slightlyaraiderfan]

http://farm4.static.flickr.com/3484/3220219333_fffb13f095.jpg

[CroomDawgs]

http://theinternetisterrible.com/wp-content/things/dietcoke.jpg

Wow, what the fu...

[B-Dawk]

http://b34nz.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/12/1229543841060.jpg

[Borat]

Bloodninja is hilarious. A buddy of mine sent me a whole bunch of Bloodninja cyber-ing people. Great stuff:

Bloodninja (http://people.ambrosiasw.com/~andrew/funny/bloodcyber.html)

[TimD]

Bloodninja is hilarious. A buddy of mine sent me a whole bunch of Bloodninja cyber-ing people. Great stuff:

Bloodninja (http://people.ambrosiasw.com/~andrew/funny/bloodcyber.html)

Bloodninja: Wanna cyber?
DirtyKate: K, but don't tell anybody ;-)
DirtyKate: Who are you?
Bloodninja: I've got blond hair, blue eyes, I work out a lot
Bloodninja: And I have a part time job delivering for Papa John's in my Geo Storm.
DirtyKate: You sound sexy.. I bet you want me in the back of your car..
Bloodninja: Maybe some other time. You should call up Papa John's and make an order
DirtyKate: Haha! OK
DirtyKate: Hello! I'd like an extra-EXTRA large pizza just dripping with sauce.
Bloodninja: Well, first they would say, "Hello, this is Papa John's, how may I help you", then they tell you the specials, and then you would make your order. So that's an X-Large. What toppings do you want?
DirtyKate: I want everything, baby!
Bloodninja: Is this a delivery?
DirtyKate: Umm...Yes
DirtyKate: So you're bringing the pizza to my house now? Cause I'm home alone... and I think I'll take a shower...
Bloodninja: Good. It will take about fifteen minutes to cook, and then I'll drive to your house.
**pause**
DirtyKate:I'm almost finished with my shower... Hurry up!
Bloodninja: You can't hurry good pizza.
Bloodninja: I'm on my way now though
**pause**
DirtyKate: So you're at my front door now.
Bloodninja: How did you know?
Bloodninja: I knock but you can't hear me cause you're in the shower. So I let myself in, and walk inside. I put the pizza down on your coffee table.
Bloodninja: Are you ready to get nasty, baby? I'm as hot as a pizza oven
DirtyKate: ooohh yeah. I step out of the shower and I'm all wet and cold. Warm me up baby
Bloodninja: So you're still in the bathroom?
DirtyKate: Yeah, I'm wrapping a towel around myself.
Bloodninja: I can no longer resist the pizza. I open the box and unzip my pants with my other hand. As I penetrate the gooey cheese, I moan in ecstacy. The mushrooms and Italian sausage are rough, but the sauce is deliciously soothing. I blow my load in seconds. As you leave the bathroom, I exit through the front door....
DirtyKate: What the ****?
DirtyKate: You perverted piece of s**t
DirtyKate: F**k

hhahahaha!

[skinzzfan25]

http://i289.photobucket.com/albums/ll216/thehelper007/facepunch/garbage-day21.gif
http://lolwut.com/pics/yaranafrica.jpg
http://i39.tinypic.com/2nqz0ad.jpg

[gameplaya2435]

That dog is hilarious, I saw it on The Soup

[tjsunstein]

http://media1.break.com/dnet/media/2009/1/23%20Friends%20Forever.jpg
http://media1.break.com/dnet/media/2009/1/90%20Rejected%20by%20eHarmony.jpg

[Beans]

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v324/beansdooma/3226833640_ab725b0de5.jpg

this isnt funny until you add 'in bed' after each flavor

[Brent]

Now this we all shall have to try

<wolf> 1. Save every Free Credit Card Offer you get, Put it in pile A
<wolf> 2. Save every Free Coupon You get, put that in pile B
<wolf> 3. Now open the credit card mail from pile A and find the Business
Reply Mail Envelope.
<wolf> 4. Take the coupons from pile B and stuff them in the envelope you hold
in your hand.
<wolf> 5. Drop the stuffed to the brim envelopes in your mail and walk away
whistling.
<wolf> I have now received two phone calls from the credit card companies
telling me that they received a stuffed envelope with coupons rather
then my application. They informed me that it they are not pleased that
they footed the bill for the crap I sent them. I reply with "It says
Business Reply Mail" I'm suggesting coupons to you to ensure that your
business is more successful. They promptly hang up on me.
<wolf> Now, I did this for about a month before it got boring, so I got an
added idea! I added exactly 33 cents worth of pennies to the envelope
so they paid EXTRA due to the weight. I got a call informing me about
the money, I said it was a mistake and I demanded my change back. After
yelling at the clerk and then to the supervisor they agreed to my
demands and cut me a check for the money. I hold in my hand at this
very moment a check from GTE Visa for exactly 33 cents.
My brother and I used to take bricks from the houses being built near our house, wrap them in paper and then tape the buisness reply mail to them and drop them in the mail. There are no return addresses on them, so I dont know how this guy could get a phone call from them.

[MetSox17]

I really laughed my ass off with this one:
Bloodninja: Ok baby, we got to hurry, I don't know how long I can keep it ready for you.
j_gurli13: thats ok. ok i'm a japanese schoolgirl, what r u.
Bloodninja: A Rhinocerus. Well, hung like one, thats for sure.
j_gurli13: haha, ok lets go.
j_gurli13: i put my hand through ur hair, and kiss u on the neck.
Bloodninja: I stomp the ground, and snort, to alert you that you are in my breeding territory.
j_gurli13: haha, ok, u know that turns me on.
j_gurli13: i start unbuttoning ur shirt.
Bloodninja: Rhinoceruses don't wear shirts.
j_gurli13: No, ur not really a Rhinocerus silly, it's just part of the game.
Bloodninja: Rhinoceruses don't play games. They f**king charge your ass.
j_gurli13: stop, cmon be serious.
Bloodninja: It doesn't get any more serious than a Rhinocerus about to charge your ass.
Bloodninja: I stomp my feet, the dust stirs around my tough skinned feet.
j_gurli13: thats it.
Bloodninja: Nostrils flaring, I lower my head. My horn, like some phallic symbol of my potent virility, is the last thing you see as skulls collide and mine remains the victor. You are now a bloody red ragdoll suspended in the air on my mighty horn.
Bloodninja: F**k am I hard now.

[tjsunstein]

hahah is there more of those? Theyre hilarious
Edit: Read like 10 on them with different screen names, they're amazing

[Hawk]

http://nsfw.sidewayspony.com/images/trough/production/2008/mar/13/76969_formatted_gabe_perez.jpg

[Stash]

http://nsfw.sidewayspony.com/images/trough/production/2008/mar/13/76969_formatted_gabe_perez.jpg
WTF?! Lol, that is some freaky stuff.

[Brent]

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v296/idiotnumbr3/20090126.gif

[j05son]

I use to love Tucker Max stories...

This one was my favorite.

http://www.tuckermax.com/archives/entries/date/tucker_tries_buttsex_hilarity_does_not_ensue.phtml #278

[CroomDawgs]

I use to love Tucker Max stories...

This one was my favorite.

http://www.tuckermax.com/archives/entries/date/tucker_tries_buttsex_hilarity_does_not_ensue.phtml #278

OMG hahahahahahahaha.

[fischbowl]

Best is the one blowjob story on the white couch

[tjsunstein]

Doesnt he have a book out? Whats it called cause theyre hilarious

[Go_Eagles77]

Doesnt he have a book out? Whats it called cause theyre hilarious
"I hope they serve beer in hell"

[Menardo75]

http://i38.photobucket.com/albums/e148/DanteM77/beav_lg.gif

[broth223]

_lrJg8NMsFw

[jayceheathman]

http://photos-e.ak.fbcdn.net/photos-ak-snc1/v2075/216/86/39704558/n39704558_32369572_4074.jpg

http://photos-f.ak.fbcdn.net/photos-ak-snc1/v2075/216/86/39704558/n39704558_32369581_6929.jpg

[MetSox17]

Lmao, someone had posted that **** sniffing one already, but it's still damn funny. The jail bait one is pretty funny too, although i feel a little guilty that i'm laughing.

[Bosanac01]

I use to love Tucker Max stories...

This one was my favorite.

http://www.tuckermax.com/archives/entries/date/tucker_tries_buttsex_hilarity_does_not_ensue.phtml #278

"I was 21, stupid, and wanted to **** Jaime in the butt; I wasn't about to let a $400 tab get in my way."

haha, first time I'm reading this guy's stuff. Pretty funny.

[Brent]

"I was 21, stupid, and wanted to **** Jaime in the butt; I wasn't about to let a $400 tab get in my way."

haha, first time I'm reading this guy's stuff. Pretty funny.
Those stories are so fake; funny but fake.

[Bosanac01]

Those stories are so fake; funny but fake.

After reading it, I remember my friend telling me that story last year in French Class when we were bored. It's pretty funny though, but it just has to be fake.

[BRAVEHEART]

http://jj.am/gallery/d/50412-1/Shaniqua.jpg

[BlindSite]

Those stories are so fake; funny but fake.

After reading it, I remember my friend telling me that story last year in French Class when we were bored. It's pretty funny though, but it just has to be fake.

I used to be pretty hard into Day of Defeat back in the HL1 days and used to be a member of a feeder clan for one of the most successful clans in the serious uber nerds of DoD and I was pretty good mates with one of the starters who was actually his house mate. I was IMing him one day and mentioned I'd read his site (before it went massive) and he said "yeah I know tucker"

I called ******** but he sent me photos with his digital camera five minutes later of him with Tucker Max and according to him the stories are 100% legit word for word. People discount them and somethings might not be perfect since a lot of them occur when he's drunk, but yeah. From what I've heard they're true. A lot of the more unbelieveable ones even have pictures as proof.

[EdReedUnstoppable]

http://i23.photobucket.com/albums/b353/Tastemycheese/Loaf.jpg

Was I the only one who found this so beyond funny that I couldn't stop laughin?

[EdReedUnstoppable]

http://jj.am/gallery/d/50412-1/Shaniqua.jpg

http://macrochan.org/thumbs/G/6/G6BGJLX6GRXBHZNKGPRRYDV6DXJSYZMD.jpeg

[TitleTown088]

Was I the only one who found this so beyond funny that I couldn't stop laughin?

No, I loved it. Been thinking about nonstop actually. Genius.

[Turtlepower]

No, I loved it. Been thinking about nonstop actually. Genius.

Yeah, that is pretty damn amazing.

[Twiddler]

Well, if you guys enjoy that then I would recommend the site where it likely came from, GraphJam (that sounded like some kind of informercial). Its chucked full of stuff like that.

www.graphjam.com

[bhaarat316]

I love meat loaf but I'm more a fan of Master Shake since he is a jackass to everyone he meets

[Sniper]

No, I loved it. Been thinking about nonstop actually. Genius.

I also loved it. Thought it was hilarious.

[TitleTown088]

I also loved it. Thought it was hilarious.
Absolutely. I just didn't want to respond to the original post because those weird pics Viks99ej posts make me scared of him. He's crazy.

[Go_Eagles77]

lol I love this site.

http://graphjam.files.wordpress.com/2009/01/128768601543025573.jpg

[BeerBaron]

lol I love this site.

http://graphjam.files.wordpress.com/2009/01/128768601543025573.jpg

They don't even have to include the green in the graph for that to still be true, lol

[Vikes99ej]

Dogs:



http://i223.photobucket.com/albums/dd31/vikes99ej/1232688714570.jpg



http://i223.photobucket.com/albums/dd31/vikes99ej/1232679139926.jpg



http://i223.photobucket.com/albums/dd31/vikes99ej/1232689285024.jpg



http://i223.photobucket.com/albums/dd31/vikes99ej/1232228210593.jpg



http://i223.photobucket.com/albums/dd31/vikes99ej/1231803364427.jpg



http://i223.photobucket.com/albums/dd31/vikes99ej/1231788190551.jpg

[Brent]

You're a disturbed individual, vikes.

[Vikes99ej]

You're a disturbed individual, vikes.

Blame 4chan.

[Brent]

Blame 4chan.
4chan is too awesome to be blamed.

[Vikes99ej]

4chan is too awesome to be blamed.

Well then I guess I just do it for the lulz.

[StripedWalrus]

I love meat loaf but I'm more a fan of Master Shake since he is a jackass to everyone he meets

Meatloaf

http://www.rebuild-from-depression.com/pictures/Busters/meatloaf.jpg

Meatwad
http://z.about.com/d/animatedtv/1/0/1/R/Meatwad.jpg

[steelersfan43]

Well then I guess I just do it for the lulz.


I like your funny pictures vikes, dont be discouraged.

[steelersfan43]

Vikes can you find that picture that you posted that is like a snarling wolf and the caption is it saying something inspirational. Lol I love that one and I cant find it.

[Strongside]

Vikes can you find that picture that you posted that is like a snarling wolf and the caption is it saying something inspirational. Lol I love that one and I cant find it.

http://photobucket.com/images/courage%20wolf/

[iowatreat54]

I love this one, just because I've done the dark purple section numerous times:

http://graphjam.files.wordpress.com/2009/01/writing-essays.jpg

[BRAVEHEART]

http://jj.am/gallery/d/73203-1/Snowman_punch_miss.gif

http://jj.am/gallery/d/71404-2/Lizard_attack.gif

http://jj.am/gallery/d/68169-1/Bowling_balls_Juggle.gif

[Brent]

If you did anything in a font other than Times New Roman, you got points off in my ENGL classes.

That middle on in BRAVEHEART's post is from the NBC station in Dallas!

[GB12]

5 second videos that take 30 seconds to watch as a .gif don't do it for me.

[iowatreat54]

GraphJam is seriously my new favorite site

http://graphjam.files.wordpress.com/2009/01/boyfriend-writes-stuff-on.gif

[MetSox17]

If you did anything in a font other than Times New Roman, you got points off in my ENGL classes.

That middle on in BRAVEHEART's post is from the NBC station in Dallas!

I think that's the way it is at most universities..

[BRAVEHEART]

http://jj.am/gallery/d/66946-2/Scorpion_escalator.gif



http://jj.am/gallery/d/59238-2/Mortal_Kombat_skateboarder.gif

[steelersfan43]

http://jj.am/gallery/d/68169-1/Bowling_balls_Juggle.gif

Wow, I dont think that kid could have survived that.

[BRAVEHEART]

Wow, I dont think that kid could have survived that.

I dont think it's real.

[CJSchneider]

If you did anything in a font other than Times New Roman, you got points off in my ENGL classes.



Try grading the essays of middle school girls who all type their stuff in some crazy "cute" script and see what your eyes are doing after about 3 of them.

[The Unseen]

Courier New FTW. I think it's kinda ugly and I prefer Times New Roman or Verdana (the font of this board), but it looks all official-like.

[Zyro_1014]

Try grading the essays of middle school girls who all type their stuff in some crazy "cute" script and see what your eyes are doing after about 3 of them.

do they do it in pink too? lol

[BeerBaron]

Courier New FTW. I think it's kinda ugly and I prefer Times New Roman or Verdana (the font of this board), but it looks all official-like.

I know Courier New is a lot bigger than Times New Roman. I had to type a 10 page paper last year, got to 8 and was totally out. Changed it to Courier New and had like 11, lol. No points off....I actually got an A on it.

[TitleTown088]

I dont think it's real.

I hope it is.

[CJSchneider]

do they do it in pink too? lol

Oh you do not know the rage I feel when I get those.

[Zyro_1014]

Oh you do not know the rage I feel when I get those.

haha, ever thought about tryin to teach high school or??

[CJSchneider]

I'm certified to teach 9th grade English (would have to go take a test to get my cert in HS), but I like Middle school. They are old enough to be treated and spoken to like adults, yet are still young enough to listen to you and not think they know everything already.

[CashmoneyDrew]

Yeah. To be honest if I was going to teach it would be college. It just seems easier and more flexible, and not to mention the hooligans seem to appear much less frequently.

[MetSox17]

Yeah. To be honest if I was going to teach it would be college. It just seems easier and more flexible, and not to mention the hooligans seem to appear much less frequently.

I was actually having a discussion about this with my brother. I'd love to be a college professor. Pretty good pay, flexible hours, you don't deal with any student's crap, and a ton of hot chicks to look at daily, some of which could be interested in you.

That idea is so full of win.

[Zyro_1014]

I'm certified to teach 9th grade English (would have to go take a test to get my cert in HS), but I like Middle school. They are old enough to be treated and spoken to like adults, yet are still young enough to listen to you and not think they know everything already.

right on, thats a good way of lookin at it.

[MichaelJordanEberle (sabf)]

I was actually having a discussion about this with my brother. I'd love to be a college professor. Pretty good pay, flexible hours, you don't deal with any student's crap, and a ton of hot chicks to look at daily, some of which could be interested in you.

That idea is so full of win.

**** IT, I'm getting my PhD.

[broth223]

I was actually having a discussion about this with my brother. I'd love to be a college professor. Pretty good pay, flexible hours,


you don't deal with any student's crap,


False you deal with more student's crap trust me when you give a "smart" student points off for anything they will not leave your office until you cave in. I've done seen it.


and a ton of hot chicks to look at daily, some of which could be interested in you.

That idea is so full of win.

Yes plenty of hot chicks to look at daily some of which COULD be interested in you... BUT you couldn't touch them till after they fail out or graduate.

[Zyro_1014]

Yes plenty of hot chicks to look at daily some of which COULD be interested in you... BUT you couldn't touch them till after they fail out or graduate.

why's that? they are completely legal once they hit college. ;)

[CashmoneyDrew]

why's that? they are completely legal once they hit college. ;)

I'm pretty sure most colleges have a strict policy against faculty "dating" students.

[broth223]

why's that? they are completely legal once they hit college. ;)

yes but most Universities have a policy against Profs dating students. Most who get caught lose their jobs in spite of the legality of the issue

[Vikes99ej]

Vikes can you find that picture that you posted that is like a snarling wolf and the caption is it saying something inspirational. Lol I love that one and I cant find it.

MOAR:



http://i223.photobucket.com/albums/dd31/vikes99ej/1233110279122.jpg



http://i223.photobucket.com/albums/dd31/vikes99ej/1233111081117.jpg



http://i223.photobucket.com/albums/dd31/vikes99ej/1233109319155.jpg



http://i223.photobucket.com/albums/dd31/vikes99ej/1233111451361.jpg

[The_Dude]

I'm certified to teach 9th grade English (would have to go take a test to get my cert in HS), but I like Middle school. They are old enough to be treated and spoken to like adults, yet are still young enough to listen to you and not think they know everything already.

Most of them.....

I do like teaching Middle School, too. For the most part, the kids are great.

[iowatreat54]

yes but most Universities have a policy against Profs dating students. Most who get caught lose their jobs in spite of the legality of the issue

Or if it's Iowa, get caught after like 30 years for trading boobies for grades, get placed on leave, and right before the investigation starts you kill yourself.

Sorry, that's kind of a downer. On the plus side, he got to play with coed boobs for 30 years...

[MetSox17]

False you deal with more student's crap trust me when you give a "smart" student points off for anything they will not leave your office until you cave in. I've done seen it.

That's what your office hours are for. Of course you have to grade papers and be in your office a required amount of time, but that's it. It's not gonna be a COMPLETELY free ride.



Yes plenty of hot chicks to look at daily some of which COULD be interested in you... BUT you couldn't touch them till after they fail out or graduate.

If you are relatively young and semi good looking, trust me, you will find girls that are interested in you. It doesn't have to become anything serious if the school has a strict policy.

[Borat]

Sorry, that's kind of a downer. On the plus side, he got to play with coed boobs for 30 years...

Pretty even trade.

[slightlyaraiderfan]

http://pictures.hentai-foundry.com/t/Triskel/20770.jpg

[BRAVEHEART]

http://pictures.hentai-foundry.com/t/Triskel/20770.jpg

That would probably work...

[Hawk]

I think the portrayed female is dressed more masculine than the male. Why is he wearing a thong?

[Go_Eagles77]

I think the portrayed female is dressed more masculine than the male. Why is he wearing a thong?
That's a great question.

[BRAVEHEART]

I think the portrayed female is dressed more masculine than the male. Why is he wearing a thong?

cause gods wear thongs.

[Echo4CharlieJD]

Here's some... sorry if they're already in here somewhere.

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v104/Degenerate027/DefinitionofaSonofabitch.jpg

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v104/Degenerate027/Pill.jpg

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v104/Degenerate027/BeerorMakeup.jpg

World's GREATEST tattoo!!!
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v104/Degenerate027/tattoo.jpg

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v104/Degenerate027/big1245885.jpg

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v104/Degenerate027/JustOne.jpg

[yo123]

http://failblog.files.wordpress.com/2009/01/fail-owned-denial-fail.jpg

http://failblog.files.wordpress.com/2009/01/fail-owned-water-fountain-f.jpg

[BlindSite]

I know Courier New is a lot bigger than Times New Roman. I had to type a 10 page paper last year, got to 8 and was totally out. Changed it to Courier New and had like 11, lol. No points off....I actually got an A on it.

Spacing is good too, I once use 1.25 spacing and size 12.5 rather than 12 font and it got me the extra half page I needed.

http://graphjam.files.wordpress.com/2009/01/mess-up-guitar-hero.gif

http://failblog.files.wordpress.com/2009/01/fail-owned-wheelchair-acces.jpg

[Turtlepower]

http://deceiver.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/07/michael_jackson_doc_hollywood.jpg

^Fail at trying to be white^

[TimD]

http://failblog.files.wordpress.com/2009/01/fail-owned-denial-fail.jpg

classic haha

[TheBuffaloBills]

http://failblog.files.wordpress.com/2009/01/fail-owned-camera-fail.jpg

http://failblog.files.wordpress.com/2009/01/fail-owned-high-five-fail.jpg

ajXT9ER7WFo

[Go_Eagles77]

http://failblog.files.wordpress.com/2009/01/fail-owned-high-five-fail.jpg


Haha I saw that live, it was hilarious. The expression on his face is priceless.

[slightlyaraiderfan]

http://www.worlds-smartest-man.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/04/hitit.jpg

[CT Bronco Fan]

http://www.worlds-smartest-man.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/04/hitit.jpg

http://img112.imageshack.us/img112/7960/dirtymind29406046ph8.jpg

[P-L]

It's actually a lamp. That second pic is photoshopped to hell. It doesn't even look real.

[Borat]

That's one of those fancy scratch 'n sniff lamps isn't it.

[sbh15]

http://graphjam.files.wordpress.com/2008/12/song-chart-memes-beatles1.gif