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Paul
07-06-2007, 10:26 PM
Odd/Funny/Disturbing/Inspiring/Or just relevant news, articles or pics thread. We have to break up the monotony some how.

http://www.news.com.au/dailytelegraph/story/0,22049,22016370-5006003,00.html

Shoppers walk over woman dying from stab wound

SHOPPERS in a US convenience store stepped over a woman dying from stab wounds with one stopping only to take a picture on a mobile phone.

The incident captured on surveillance video in a Kansas convenience store on June 23 of this year shows 27-year-old LaShanda Calloway lying bleeding after being stabbed in a robbery that she was innocently caught up in, AP reports.

It took about two minutes for someone to call police to report the crime while five shoppers stepped over the prone woman, police said....more

comahan
07-06-2007, 10:30 PM
Rofl. Thats awesome.

Btw, people who post in here.. keep it on the subject matter please.

Smokey Joe
07-06-2007, 10:32 PM
people are disgusting.

'cuse-213
07-06-2007, 10:47 PM
wow if I saw a person take a picture of a person dieing.. I would flip.

Front flip not a back, those are too hard.

jballa838
07-06-2007, 10:49 PM
wow if I saw a person take a picture of a person dieing.. I would flip.

Front flip not a back, those are too hard.
backs are easier on flat ground IMO

bantx
07-06-2007, 11:02 PM
someone took a pic before they called the police? rofl

GB12
07-06-2007, 11:13 PM
Wow, I totally thought that the title read "The Offical Beat-Off News Thread"

Paul
07-06-2007, 11:14 PM
Wow, I totally thought that the title read "The Offical Beat-Off News Thread"

If only. Killasanta would own that thread.

Bills2083
07-06-2007, 11:16 PM
http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/19088976?GT1=10056 kinda old though

Bills2083
07-06-2007, 11:22 PM
http://www.9news.com/news/watercooler/article.aspx?storyid=72986 wtf

Paul
07-06-2007, 11:38 PM
http://www.9news.com/news/watercooler/article.aspx?storyid=72986 wtf

NEW YORK (AP) - A peacock that roamed into the parking lot of a fast-food restaurant was attacked by a man who vilified the bird as a vampire, animal-control authorities said.

LOL classic

bantx
07-06-2007, 11:41 PM
lol

http://www.cbsnews.com/stories/2007/07/05/ap/strange/main3020652.shtml

HoopsDemon12
07-07-2007, 01:09 PM
lol

http://www.cbsnews.com/stories/2007/07/05/ap/strange/main3020652.shtml

HAHA wow talk about a funny phone call... ya we found your cat... OH GREAT where are you?... Funny story

PACKmanN
07-07-2007, 01:55 PM
lol

http://www.cbsnews.com/stories/2007/07/05/ap/strange/main3020652.shtml

how can the cat have no water when its in an OCEAN!

HoopsDemon12
07-07-2007, 02:10 PM
how can the cat have no water when its in an OCEAN!

even if the cat managed to get some water form the ocean... its salt water.. if anyhting its worse

Nitschke-Hawk
07-08-2007, 10:48 AM
Since there's no where else to put it...

Bill Maas (former NFL player and current Fox Broadcaster) arrested:

http://sports.espn.go.com/nfl/news/story?id=2929435

http://www.triggerhunting.com/album/96p.jpg

Couldn't find any better pictures of him than that so you guys could recognize him easier, anyway, he was kinda low on the Fox broadcasting totem pole.

HoopsDemon12
07-08-2007, 12:05 PM
Since there's no where else to put it...

Bill Maas (former NFL player and current Fox Broadcaster) arrested:

http://sports.espn.go.com/nfl/news/story?id=2929435

http://www.triggerhunting.com/album/96p.jpg

Couldn't find any better pictures of him than that so you guys could recognize him easier, anyway, he was kinda low on the Fox broadcasting totem pole.

wow... that is actualyl dissapointing... he has a major problem.. or he was dealing it somewhere.. neither looks very good, although i never heard much abotu him from either broadcasting or football front so its kinda in the middle for me

SuperKevin
07-08-2007, 12:32 PM
http://www.cnn.com/2007/WORLD/asiapcf/07/06/largest.loo.ap/index.html

China puts 1000 different themed toilets in a huge public restroom.

Paul
07-08-2007, 08:49 PM
OMFG the swollest dog I've ever seen.

http://www.flickr.com/photos/10998060@N00/727663041/
http://data.tumblr.com/5186558_500.jpg

Green Bay Scat
07-08-2007, 08:58 PM
OMFG the swollest dog I've ever seen.

http://www.flickr.com/photos/10998060@N00/727663041/
http://data.tumblr.com/5186558_500.jpg

shes mutated and has twice that amount of muscles as the normal dog. interseting article on the dog

http://www.canada.com/victoriatimescolonist/story.html?id=67f15c17-2717-4022-bb76-1b982456e793&k=94653

Primetime21
07-08-2007, 09:09 PM
OMFG the swollest dog I've ever seen.

http://www.flickr.com/photos/10998060@N00/727663041/
http://data.tumblr.com/5186558_500.jpg

Mike Vick would give his 100 mil contract for the rights to that dog.

bantx
07-08-2007, 09:16 PM
that dog is beast

Green Bay Scat
07-08-2007, 09:18 PM
that dog is beast

they should call him Lo-Neal

Green Bay Scat
07-08-2007, 09:29 PM
so of u might not get this, but thats the president(Bush) in the middle lol

http://www.mixtapetorrent.com/system/files/summerjammies.jpg

HoopsDemon12
07-08-2007, 10:42 PM
shes mutated and has twice that amount of muscles as the normal dog. interseting article on the dog

http://www.canada.com/victoriatimescolonist/story.html?id=67f15c17-2717-4022-bb76-1b982456e793&k=94653

ya its only got half the life expectancy of a normal wippit... this disease is way more common in humans apperantly.. i read this in the papaer this morning... its rare to find this in a dog... so in otherwords your jacekd for half your life... and dead before other people... i would make that one hell of a half a life

fischbowl
07-08-2007, 10:50 PM
lol

http://www.cbsnews.com/stories/2007/07/05/ap/strange/main3020652.shtml

my cat survived a week in my brothers underwear drawer without food or water.

She has a tendency to escape in the middle of winter and it was a blessing to find her in my brothers drawer, although I had no idea as to how she survived. I have drawn many hypotheses as to her survival but not yet came up with a theory.

Green Bay Scat
07-08-2007, 10:52 PM
my cat survived a week in my brothers underwear drawer without food or water.

She has a tendency to escape in the middle of winter and it was a blessing to find her in my brothers drawer, although I had no idea as to how she survived. I have drawn many hypotheses as to her survival but not yet came up with a theory.

why would u go throught ur brothers drawer? was it where he hides the porno?

fischbowl
07-08-2007, 10:53 PM
why would u go throught ur brothers drawer? was it where he hides the porno?

he was ten at the time and i was exhausting all possible options as to where my ****** cat was

Paul
07-08-2007, 10:54 PM
Maybe the cat was the porn.

KILLERSANTA
07-09-2007, 09:21 PM
If only. Killasanta would own that thread.

What can I say, My hand and I are tight!!!

And remember don't jerk off with a noose around your neck, it's dangerous.

PalmerToCJ
07-09-2007, 10:16 PM
http://www.davesdaily.com/pictures/908-mischievous-aussies.htm

Bravo to them.

Hines
07-09-2007, 11:44 PM
i watched on the news this mornin that somebody dressed up as a tree and robbed a bank

fischbowl
07-10-2007, 11:17 AM
i watched on the news this mornin that somebody dressed up as a tree and robbed a bank

http://espn-att.starwave.com/media/ncf/2005/0919/photo/i_stanfordtree_195.jpg

In related news, police have arrested The Stanford Tree in relation to the robbery.

HoopsDemon12
07-10-2007, 12:46 PM
http://espn-att.starwave.com/media/ncf/2005/0919/photo/i_stanfordtree_195.jpg

In related news, police have arrested The Stanford Tree in relation to the robbery.

i have to say... sad thing to see....;)... he is however my favorite mascot of all time... gotta love him

KILLERSANTA
07-11-2007, 07:56 PM
TOKYO (AP) -- Envelopes containing 10,000 yen ($82) bills and well-wishing notes have been discovered in municipal toilets across Japan, media reports said, baffling civil servants and triggering a nationwide hunt.
Local media have estimated that over two million yen ($16,400) worth of bills were found at men's rooms in city halls in at least 15 prefectures (states) in recent weeks.
Each package of 10,000-yen bills, some wrapped in traditional Japanese washi paper, was accompanied by handwritten letters that read "Please make use of this money for your self-enrichment," and "One per person," according to reports.
Officials are baffled over the identity of the benefactor or any motives, the reports said. Packages turned over to police were to be kept for some time in case someone claimed them.

......................

HoopsDemon12
07-11-2007, 08:05 PM
TOKYO (AP) -- Envelopes containing 10,000 yen ($82) bills and well-wishing notes have been discovered in municipal toilets across Japan, media reports said, baffling civil servants and triggering a nationwide hunt.
Local media have estimated that over two million yen ($16,400) worth of bills were found at men's rooms in city halls in at least 15 prefectures (states) in recent weeks.
Each package of 10,000-yen bills, some wrapped in traditional Japanese washi paper, was accompanied by handwritten letters that read "Please make use of this money for your self-enrichment," and "One per person," according to reports.
Officials are baffled over the identity of the benefactor or any motives, the reports said. Packages turned over to police were to be kept for some time in case someone claimed them.

......................

who would pick them up?

KILLERSANTA
07-15-2007, 07:22 PM
January 18, 2007 -- If you can't bear New York City tap and Evian leaves you flat, now there's designer bottled water for connoisseurs - for a mere $55 a bottle.

Bling H2O, from English Mountain Spring in Tennessee, boasts that jaw-dropping price for 3.4 liters of goodness contained in a corked, glazed bottle decorated with Swarovski crystals, the Journal News in Westchester County reported.
http://www.nypost.com/php/pfriendly/print.php?url=http://www.nypost.com/seven/01182007/news/nationalnews/55_for_bottle____of_water__nationalnews_.htm

'cuse-213
07-15-2007, 07:33 PM
And remember don't jerk off with a noose around your neck, it's dangerous.

Mad good movie.

KILLERSANTA
07-15-2007, 07:43 PM
Mad good movie.

great movie :)

ATLDirtyBirds
07-15-2007, 08:16 PM
someone took a pic before they called the police? rofl


It kind of reminds me of something I heard about. So these 3 kids hit a guy on the motorcycle, and they go out to see him. It's gruesome, so they assume he's dead. They take pictures, and call all their friends, never call anyone police or anything, and drive off. A couple of minutes later, another car runs the guy over. It was determined that after the 3 kids hit him, he had a fractured skull, and with help could have survived.

Bills2083
07-15-2007, 09:12 PM
It kind of reminds me of something I heard about. So these 3 kids hit a guy on the motorcycle, and they go out to see him. It's gruesome, so they assume he's dead. They take pictures, and call all their friends, never call anyone police or anything, and drive off. A couple of minutes later, another car runs the guy over. It was determined that after the 3 kids hit him, he had a fractured skull, and with help could have survived.

That is terrible. Why wouldnt you call the police? I feel bad for the guy's family

KILLERSANTA
07-21-2007, 09:52 PM
Jul 17 - Masturbation World Record
It's official, Niven is the new king of masturbation. In a stunning feat of endurance and determination, Niven achieved 36 orgasms in a 24 hour period!


Sleeping intermittently during the 24 hour marathon, Niven remained focused and aroused by his impressive library of pornographic films. With over 400 films in his library and 3 televisions playing movies at all times, he had a continuous stream of footage to aid him in his quest.

It is apparent by the massive development of the muscles in his forearm that Niven is not your average masturbator. In an interview with UJ reporters after the record setting event, Niven was quoted as saying, "masturbation for me is a way of life. I've been training for this day since I was 13 years old and I'm

happy with my performance today".

This record was formerly held by German Student, Hans Blickstein who achieved 27 orgasms in a 24 hour period. Mr. Blickstein was not available for comment.

When asked what his next world record achievement would be, Niven said "my immediate goal is to get a bag of ice and some lotion on my ***** to soothe the burning".
.................................................

I could do that...........


PS I didn't see anything that was too wrong but, if any mod feel different feel, more then free to delete this post......

'cuse-213
07-21-2007, 10:25 PM
Not too bad.

princefielder28
07-21-2007, 10:35 PM
one of his forearms must be huge and the other tiny

princefielder28
07-21-2007, 10:48 PM
With that story from KILLERSANTA I think this thread should be titled Beat Off instead of Off Beat

Bills2083
07-22-2007, 11:11 AM
http://worldblog.msnbc.msn.com/archive/2007/07/20/280529.aspx?GT1=10150

ripdw27
07-22-2007, 03:49 PM
HINESVILLE, Ga. - A robbery suspect was rescued by officers after his intended victims disarmed him, beat him with a metal broomstick and were about to whack him with a shovel, authorities said.

Police officers who were summoned to the home late Tuesday said they found the suspect, identified as Darrel Rolle, 27, lying on the living-room floor as Wu Ni's family held him down.

"He was so exhausted, we had to help him walk to the patrol car," Sheriff's Deputy Brian Barnes said.


Ni, a restaurant cook, told officers that he, his wife, his parents and other family members were returning to the home when he was confronted in the master bedroom by a man pointing a gun and shouting, "Give me the money!"

Ni said the man forced him to his knees and was taking cash from another family member when Ni grabbed his arm and took the gun away.

But that was just the start of the melee. According to the police report, Ni's parents and a cousin jumped on Rolle, and the combatants moved to the living room, where Ni's wife, Rong Lin, pummeled Rolle with a metal broomstick.

When the broomstick bent, Rong Lin got a shovel from the back yard, but Barnes and a second officer arrived before Rolle could get hit with the shovel, authorities said.

"When we walked into the living room, the family let Rolle go," Barnes said. "We were able to cuff him without incident."

The gun turned out to be a pellet gun, police said.

Scratches, cuts, bites
Rolle was treated at a hospital for scratches and a bite on his ear and then taken to jail. He was charged with armed robbery, burglary and battery. Wu Ni was treated at the scene for cuts and a bite on his arm.

Hinesville police could not say Thursday whether Rolle had an attorney.

V. Young
07-22-2007, 06:47 PM
poop in vicks balls

fischbowl
07-23-2007, 11:52 AM
Jul 17 - Masturbation World Record
It's official, Niven is the new king of masturbation. In a stunning feat of endurance and determination, Niven achieved 36 orgasms in a 24 hour period!


Sleeping intermittently during the 24 hour marathon, Niven remained focused and aroused by his impressive library of pornographic films. With over 400 films in his library and 3 televisions playing movies at all times, he had a continuous stream of footage to aid him in his quest.

It is apparent by the massive development of the muscles in his forearm that Niven is not your average masturbator. In an interview with UJ reporters after the record setting event, Niven was quoted as saying, "masturbation for me is a way of life. I've been training for this day since I was 13 years old and I'm

happy with my performance today".

This record was formerly held by German Student, Hans Blickstein who achieved 27 orgasms in a 24 hour period. Mr. Blickstein was not available for comment.

When asked what his next world record achievement would be, Niven said "my immediate goal is to get a bag of ice and some lotion on my ***** to soothe the burning".
.................................................

I could do that...........


PS I didn't see anything that was too wrong but, if any mod feel different feel, more then free to delete this post......

that is horrible. To quote Little Miss Sunshine, He mustve had second degree burns on his johnson.

HoopsDemon12
07-23-2007, 12:08 PM
Jul 17 - Masturbation World Record
It's official, Niven is the new king of masturbation. In a stunning feat of endurance and determination, Niven achieved 36 orgasms in a 24 hour period!


Sleeping intermittently during the 24 hour marathon, Niven remained focused and aroused by his impressive library of pornographic films. With over 400 films in his library and 3 televisions playing movies at all times, he had a continuous stream of footage to aid him in his quest.

It is apparent by the massive development of the muscles in his forearm that Niven is not your average masturbator. In an interview with UJ reporters after the record setting event, Niven was quoted as saying, "masturbation for me is a way of life. I've been training for this day since I was 13 years old and I'm

happy with my performance today".

This record was formerly held by German Student, Hans Blickstein who achieved 27 orgasms in a 24 hour period. Mr. Blickstein was not available for comment.

When asked what his next world record achievement would be, Niven said "my immediate goal is to get a bag of ice and some lotion on my ***** to soothe the burning".
.................................................

I could do that...........


PS I didn't see anything that was too wrong but, if any mod feel different feel, more then free to delete this post......


i really dont think thats a great accomplishment... haha kinda sad

drowe
07-23-2007, 12:18 PM
Jul 17 - Masturbation World Record
It's official, Niven is the new king of masturbation. In a stunning feat of endurance and determination, Niven achieved 36 orgasms in a 24 hour period!


Sleeping intermittently during the 24 hour marathon, Niven remained focused and aroused by his impressive library of pornographic films. With over 400 films in his library and 3 televisions playing movies at all times, he had a continuous stream of footage to aid him in his quest.

It is apparent by the massive development of the muscles in his forearm that Niven is not your average masturbator. In an interview with UJ reporters after the record setting event, Niven was quoted as saying, "masturbation for me is a way of life. I've been training for this day since I was 13 years old and I'm

happy with my performance today".

This record was formerly held by German Student, Hans Blickstein who achieved 27 orgasms in a 24 hour period. Mr. Blickstein was not available for comment.

When asked what his next world record achievement would be, Niven said "my immediate goal is to get a bag of ice and some lotion on my ***** to soothe the burning".
.................................................

I could do that...........


PS I didn't see anything that was too wrong but, if any mod feel different feel, more then free to delete this post......

wow, breaking that record musta been really HARD.

i'm sure he had some STIFF competition too.

i know i couldn't even COME close to that one.

it may be a tough record to break, but i'm sure someday, a lot of guys will BEAT IT.

ok, enough lame puns...i should congratulate him...mr. new record holder; give yourself a hand.

Paul
08-05-2007, 09:22 PM
http://www.timesonline.co.uk/tol/news/world/article2194682.ece

China tells living Buddhas to obtain permission before they reincarnate

Tibet’s living Buddhas have been banned from reincarnation without permission from China’s atheist leaders. The ban is included in new rules intended to assert Beijing’s authority over Tibet’s restive and deeply Buddhist people.

“The so-called reincarnated living Buddha without government approval is illegal and invalid,” according to the order, which comes into effect on September 1.

The 14-part regulation issued by the State Administration for Religious Affairs is aimed at limiting the influence of Tibet’s exiled god-king, the Dalai Lama, and at preventing the re-incarnation of the 72-year-old monk without approval from Beijing.

ripdw27
08-05-2007, 09:51 PM
36 orgasms in 24 hours..

can u imagine what the carpet looks liek

BuckNaked
08-05-2007, 09:54 PM
His dick must be on fire.

ripdw27
08-05-2007, 09:59 PM
fa riction

Paul
08-05-2007, 10:02 PM
With over 400 films in his library and 3 televisions playing movies at all times, he had a continuous stream of footage to aid him in his quest.

Can't say he wasn't prepared. Gotta applaud the commitment.

HerthaFootballFan
08-05-2007, 10:09 PM
this is old but what ever

http://www.guardian.co.uk/germany/article/0,2763,1099477,00.html

ripdw27
08-05-2007, 10:21 PM
this is old but what ever

http://www.guardian.co.uk/germany/article/0,2763,1099477,00.html

wow thats insane. creepy, disgusting, ***,

BuckNaked
08-05-2007, 10:24 PM
this is old but what ever

http://www.guardian.co.uk/germany/article/0,2763,1099477,00.html

I think i'm going to throw up.

KILLERSANTA
08-05-2007, 10:27 PM
this is old but what ever

http://www.guardian.co.uk/germany/article/0,2763,1099477,00.html

I would try human........

HerthaFootballFan
08-05-2007, 10:28 PM
I think it's pretty funny, I mean if the guy's willing to be eaten then there's really nothing illegal or wrong going on, so the guy should've gotten to eat a human without any reprecussion.

'cuse-213
08-05-2007, 10:35 PM
"he taste like pork"

bantx
08-05-2007, 10:37 PM
he ate someones wee wee with someone else what the crap!?!?!

ny10804
08-05-2007, 11:32 PM
I think it's pretty funny, I mean if the guy's willing to be eaten then there's really nothing illegal or wrong going on, so the guy should've gotten to eat a human without any reprecussion.

Thanks for the input, Hannibal. :D

Green Bay Scat
08-05-2007, 11:42 PM
In March 2001 Meiwes advertised on the internet for a "young well-built man, who wanted to be eaten".

wow....that would be classic....

age....sex.....location.....taste?

Brandes - by this stage bleeding heavily - then took a bath, while Meiwes read a Star Trek novel

Crucial to the case is a gruesome videotape made by Meiwes of the entire evening, during which Brandes apparently makes clear his consent.

HerthaFootballFan
08-05-2007, 11:48 PM
Thanks for the input, Hannibal. :D

I do what I can.

Cashmoney
08-06-2007, 01:07 AM
Jul 17 - Masturbation World Record
It's official, Niven is the new king of masturbation. In a stunning feat of endurance and determination, Niven achieved 36 orgasms in a 24 hour period!


Sleeping intermittently during the 24 hour marathon, Niven remained focused and aroused by his impressive library of pornographic films. With over 400 films in his library and 3 televisions playing movies at all times, he had a continuous stream of footage to aid him in his quest.

It is apparent by the massive development of the muscles in his forearm that Niven is not your average masturbator. In an interview with UJ reporters after the record setting event, Niven was quoted as saying, "masturbation for me is a way of life. I've been training for this day since I was 13 years old and I'm

happy with my performance today".

This record was formerly held by German Student, Hans Blickstein who achieved 27 orgasms in a 24 hour period. Mr. Blickstein was not available for comment.

When asked what his next world record achievement would be, Niven said "my immediate goal is to get a bag of ice and some lotion on my ***** to soothe the burning".
.................................................

I could do that...........


PS I didn't see anything that was too wrong but, if any mod feel different feel, more then free to delete this post......

thats fake. my friend found that online and you can put your own name in as the record holder. he has it posted on the wall like he would actually be proud to hold that record.

Mr. Stiller
08-06-2007, 01:38 AM
It kind of reminds me of something I heard about. So these 3 kids hit a guy on the motorcycle, and they go out to see him. It's gruesome, so they assume he's dead. They take pictures, and call all their friends, never call anyone police or anything, and drive off. A couple of minutes later, another car runs the guy over. It was determined that after the 3 kids hit him, he had a fractured skull, and with help could have survived.

I know someone that had something like that happen to him.

There is a guy that lives near my parents store. His name is Sam. Sam is probably the kindest person I know. He has his dog, his old truck and a huge heart. He does anything for anyone.

He used to hang with a bad crowd. He was the good guy in the bad crowd. One day 3 of his "buddies" had asked him if they wanted to off roading. They had 2 dirtbikes and a big ATV in their truck.

Well near dark Sam went looking for them coming up a hill. Coming up the other side in the truck they hit him. He was laying there with his eye popped out of his socket, and a skull fracture.

The pricks, knowing they had stolen the offroad equipment (ATV + 2 Dirtbikes) covered Sam with leaves and left him to die.

About 14 hours later (6AM) a guy who rides the path daily for photography, accidentally hit something and wrecked. Wondering what the hell he hit, went and found Sam near death under the leaves.

Sam was life flighted to Pittsburgh to be treated.

He is now mentally disabled and lost about 50% use of his left eye.

Then the rightful owners and police caught up to the group. They blamed it on Sam. Since Sam was now disabled he wasn't allowed to really help in his own defense because he has no recollection of his memories pre-waking up from the coma in Pittsburgh.

He was sentenced to 3 years in prison for theft and some other nonsense.

Sam is now 45, a convict(not his fault), Mentally disabled(Not his fault), and he's the greatest person I've ever met. He has a hard time with names.. he remembers mine, his wifes and his dogs.. thats it. But I hang out some times and work with him. He loves building things. Woodworking. From what I hear he was a mason. His dad was a custom woodworker and Sam took that. Sam makes some of the nicest chairs and tables I've ever seen.

So yeah, it doesn't surprise me that someone would walk past a dying woman. I learned a lot from Sam. He was a threat to no one, and yet he still was found guilty of others sins. I'm so glad to have met this man, and he is the reason I'm the man I am today.

Bills2083
08-06-2007, 09:40 AM
http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/20070806/ap_on_fe_st/odd_hello_kitty_cops

TimD
08-06-2007, 12:28 PM
I would try human........

dude thats not even funny