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draftguru151
07-07-2007, 08:39 PM
Anyone else watching this on ESPN2? This may be the most ridiculous thing I've ever seen.

Shane P. Hallam
07-07-2007, 08:41 PM
Anyone else watching this on ESPN2? This may be the most ridiculous thing I've ever seen.

Why? This may be the most athletic sport I've ever seen. Years and years of preparation to even be at this level.

BufFan71
07-07-2007, 08:41 PM
wow......this is almost as unathletic as scrabble.....

'cuse-213
07-07-2007, 08:48 PM
I could kill them. I am a RPS god.

PACKmanN
07-07-2007, 08:49 PM
dude Ill use the best move ever, snake.

draftguru151
07-07-2007, 08:51 PM
I lost on the last throw against my brother, demoralizing.

KILLERSANTA
07-07-2007, 08:54 PM
If I use my Sky hook Paper, I'll kill everyone!!!!

iowatreat54
07-07-2007, 08:56 PM
that's what they call "workin on the railroad..."

classic

Boston
07-07-2007, 08:58 PM
I'm watching this thinking this could be a south park episode.

Green Bay Scat
07-07-2007, 09:08 PM
ill throw a rock, just like in that bud light commercial

yo123
07-07-2007, 10:18 PM
Almost as bad as speed stacking or the math counts championship they did a while back.

princefielder28
07-07-2007, 10:52 PM
ill throw a rock, just like in that bud light commercial

bold strategy

Acreboy
07-07-2007, 10:57 PM
Why? This may be the most athletic sport I've ever seen. Years and years of preparation to even be at this level.Ultimate game of luck.

sweetness34
07-07-2007, 11:01 PM
Ultimate game of luck.

Actually you can be skilled. A friend of mine can read what you're going to throw and he wins pretty much everytime. Somehow he can see your hand and the formation it's going to take before you do your final throw. Which is why when you face him you have to change it up and fake him out.

No joke, dude's amazing.

Ravens1991
07-07-2007, 11:43 PM
yea I have noticed that some people are just better then others at the game.

VY10
07-08-2007, 12:05 AM
I was rooting for shears too bad he failed, and cox too. it was so much more entertaining than baseball. keep it up espn2!

simms2clayton
07-08-2007, 12:06 AM
My friend is the best in the state of KY imo. One day, we played roshambo instead of poker and he won $500. All skill, he can be great.

yo123
07-08-2007, 12:06 AM
I was rooting for shears too bad he failed, and cox too. it was so much more entertaining than baseball. keep it up espn2!



What? More entertaining than baseball? Are you kidding me? Its paper rock ******* scissors!

Boston
07-08-2007, 12:08 AM
Actually you can be skilled. A friend of mine can read what you're going to throw and he wins pretty much everytime. Somehow he can see your hand and the formation it's going to take before you do your final throw. Which is why when you face him you have to change it up and fake him out.

No joke, dude's amazing.

It's kind of like pitching in baseball. You have to know what you're going to throw, and you have to know what he's going to throw, based on the previous round, we'll call it.

Shane P. Hallam
07-08-2007, 12:09 AM
Actually you can be skilled. A friend of mine can read what you're going to throw and he wins pretty much everytime. Somehow he can see your hand and the formation it's going to take before you do your final throw. Which is why when you face him you have to change it up and fake him out.

No joke, dude's amazing.

Yup, the trick to hold your hand as a rock a milisecond longer. If they other person starts moving their whole hand, its paper, just fingers, its scissors, or nothing it is rock.

VY10
07-08-2007, 12:10 AM
What? More entertaining than baseball? Are you kidding me? Its paper rock ******* scissors!

Did you watch! It was awesome and hilarious.

VY10
07-08-2007, 12:11 AM
"The game was started 6 million years ago when a player could only use rock, rock, rock. These games resulted in ties and death. It then advanced to Rock, Tablet, Spear....Then Rock, Papyrus, Knife.....and finally Rock, Paper, Scissors."

-That butchered quote for the history was absolutely hilarious

BufFan71
07-08-2007, 07:27 AM
god that competition was intense....

HoopsDemon12
07-08-2007, 12:09 PM
I'm watching this thinking this could be a south park episode.

ya and i think that would be epic!! wow though... could you tell your freind your doing this?... i would be way to embarresed to even think about telling anyone

VY10
07-08-2007, 12:20 PM
ya and i think that would be epic!! wow though... could you tell your freind your doing this?... i would be way to embarresed to even think about telling anyone

haha i watched it with my friends. we were flipping through the channels and were like wtf? when we came across it. its my new favorite sport. I now aspire to be an rps athlete and compete with "Stone Fox" Cox.

BigDawg819
07-08-2007, 01:33 PM
I'd use Napalm, nothing beats napalm...........

VY10
07-08-2007, 01:57 PM
I only use rock....

BigDawg819
07-08-2007, 02:00 PM
I only use rock....

You lose a lot ...............

diabsoule
07-08-2007, 02:29 PM
I watched it and was absolutely ridiculous. It seemed that it should have been showed on ESPN 8, the Ocho. The way they were calling it kept putting a smile on my face.

VY10
07-08-2007, 02:36 PM
You lose a lot ...............

I'm ballzy.

BigDawg819
07-08-2007, 02:50 PM
I'm ballzy.

That, or you don't totally understand the concept of rational thought.........

bantx
07-08-2007, 05:31 PM
lol i bet it gets intense

badgerbacker
07-08-2007, 07:23 PM
ya and i think that would be epic!! wow though... could you tell your freind your doing this?... i would be way to embarresed to even think about telling anyone

How could you be embarrassed at all? I personally would be bragging that I was on national television and could possibly receive money for playing rock, paper, scissors.

Paul
07-08-2007, 08:25 PM
What is the winnings on this thing? If it's in the 4 digits, I might need to become a professional Row sham bower.

draftguru151
07-08-2007, 11:29 PM
What is the winnings on this thing? If it's in the 4 digits, I might need to become a professional Row sham bower.

$50,000 for the champion.

HoopsDemon12
07-09-2007, 12:30 AM
$50,000 for the champion.

and how do you enter?

fenikz
07-09-2007, 04:02 AM
i once did rock 17 times in a row, with out losing a series

Namy
07-09-2007, 05:32 AM
and how do you enter?

you've got to meet certain qualifications duhhh... then pass the preliminaries.... hahaha jk

'cuse-213
07-09-2007, 09:07 AM
and how do you enter?

Probably just go to Vegas at the right time.

22,895
07-09-2007, 04:20 PM
Anybody who says this is better than Football,Baseball,or Basketball should be banned for life. That's the most idiotic statement I've heard on this site.

litlharsh
07-10-2007, 02:38 AM
Rock Paper Scissors is better than baseball.

'cuse-213
07-10-2007, 09:02 AM
Rock, Paper, Scissors is better than basketball.

draftguru151
07-10-2007, 09:23 AM
Rock, Paper, Scissors is better than football, yea, I said it.

drowe
07-10-2007, 10:49 AM
i suck at rock, paper, scissors because i refuse to throw paper on principle. there is no effing way paper smothers rock. i've tried it. the paper rips before anything happens to the rock. fundamental flaw in the game.

draftguru151
07-10-2007, 10:58 AM
i suck at rock, paper, scissors because i refuse to throw paper on principle. there is no effing way paper smothers rock. i've tried it. the paper rips before anything happens to the rock. fundamental flaw in the game.

You should just throw rock and when they throw paper be like "let's go see what wins a paper or a rock" and then throw a rock through paper.

bantx
07-10-2007, 11:03 AM
i like to throw combos scissor rock unbeatable

scottyboy
07-10-2007, 11:28 AM
rock, paper, scissors is better than the WNBA

oh wait, it really is

drowe
07-10-2007, 11:36 AM
i've always preferred 'dynamite, toilet, water' works waaaaaaay better

dynamite blows up toilet, but is put out by water
water puts out dynamite but is flushed by toilet
toilet flushes water but is blow'd up by dynamite.

draftguru151
07-10-2007, 11:42 AM
And what are the hand motions for these objects?

drowe
07-10-2007, 11:47 AM
And what are the hand motions for these objects?


good question

dynamite-middle finger
toilet-shocker
water-devil horns