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Hines
07-29-2007, 12:32 PM
what is one football player that you would not want to see and who is one that you would want to take with you?


this is current players

BamaFalcon59
07-29-2007, 12:35 PM
Ray Lewis for both.

PoopSandwich
07-29-2007, 12:35 PM
Winslow would go with me because he could smite anyone...

I would be most afraid of Micheal Vick Pacman Jones Chris Henry or Tank Johnson just because they have a record... Most of the players that look mean are actually nice guys.

wiscbadgerfootball
07-29-2007, 12:36 PM
Shawne Merriman.. he's a freak

Pit Bull #53
07-29-2007, 12:38 PM
John Henderson or Albert Haynesworth

Wootylicous
07-29-2007, 12:38 PM
Terrell Suggs.

DHVF
07-29-2007, 12:42 PM
I gotta say that I would be quite worried if I saw Takeo Spikes comin at me.

Gridiron
07-29-2007, 12:43 PM
I would not want to confront Pacman Jones.

I would bring Lorenzo Neal.

BamaFalcon59
07-29-2007, 12:43 PM
Grady Jackson when he's hungry.

zCaddyz
07-29-2007, 12:45 PM
I would roll wit sean taylor


But if i saw kordell stewart in a dark ally i would run

Jonathan_VIlma
07-29-2007, 12:46 PM
John Henderson or Albert HaynesworthJohn Henderson eats your children. So I'd be scared of him as well.

PalmerToCJ
07-29-2007, 12:47 PM
I would bring Lorenzo Neal.

Good one.

I wouldn't want to confront Joey Porter, him and a gang of 15 other guys would beat me up.

Hines
07-29-2007, 12:48 PM
id bring urlacher cuz hes a huge white guy

id also bring james harrison cuZ he looks mean and he likes to slam people on their heads

neko4
07-29-2007, 12:51 PM
I would bring Mike Sellers, that guy is ripped!
And I wouldnt want to see Ray

dcarey20
07-29-2007, 01:01 PM
I'd bring Ray Lewis with me, and the one person I wouldn't want to see is Tank Johnson, because he's probably got a few firearms on him.

remix 6
07-29-2007, 01:03 PM
Terry Tate The Office Linebacker. fa sho

UKfan
07-29-2007, 01:12 PM
Jim Sorgi...

The Unseen
07-29-2007, 01:19 PM
Martin Grammatica

neko4
07-29-2007, 01:21 PM
Martin Grammatica

I dunno, Bill is pretty tough too

Hines
07-29-2007, 01:21 PM
brian morman so he can kick him and then run

plus i know he can take a hit

draftguru151
07-29-2007, 01:39 PM
No doubt in my mind, John Henderson for both.

http://img508.imageshack.us/img508/2253/player28184929180x180dg1.jpg

http://img508.imageshack.us/img508/1945/71988771fg8.jpg

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iAN9qsRGQts&mode=related&search=

ATLDirtyBirds
07-29-2007, 01:46 PM
I wouldn't want to see Henderson. I'd probaly bring Merriman with me. More stamina.

trkaline
07-29-2007, 01:47 PM
I wouldn't want to see Warren Sapp and I'd bring Kyle Boller and hand him a football and run...

HoopsDemon12
07-29-2007, 01:50 PM
Ya henederson would scare the crap out of me... and after what i have said about takeo since he has been traded... i wouldnt wanan see him either

I would DEF roll with merriman... he is jacked

PACKmanN
07-29-2007, 01:55 PM
http://delivery.viewimages.com/xv/71865824.jpg?v=1&c=ViewImages&k=2&d=17A4AD9FDB9CF19396908EAF14430D35B071870DA5D6FD4C E8909258D22B981D
Sam Adams is one big mofo. I wouldn't want to see him. I would bring Larry Allen.

http://www.dentonrc.com/sharedcontent/dws/img/08-06/0827blogallen.jpg

TheChampIsHere
07-29-2007, 02:03 PM
Jonathan Ogden would clear a path for me

trkaline
07-29-2007, 02:04 PM
I'd definantly bring Pacman cuz he got the Gat and I wouldn't wanna see Tank Johnson because that would be a shootout...

BUSTKUNTLAWL
07-29-2007, 02:19 PM
Olin Kreutz.

That right there is a guy ready to throw down.

HoopsDemon12
07-29-2007, 02:23 PM
Your not telling me a guy built like this with a possible case of roid rage doesnt scare you?
http://blog.chargers.com/i/merrimantats.jpg
http://www.teammenor.com/merriman_images/mel-merriman2.jpg

TACKLE
07-29-2007, 02:28 PM
Without a doubt I'd want Larry Allen with me. He grew up in Compton and when he was 10 years old, he was stabbed 12 times while protecting his little brother. Not to mention he is probably the strongest person in the history of team sports.

http://www.fantasyfootballfiles.com/wp-content/uploads/2006/03/allen.jpg

papa burgundy
07-29-2007, 02:29 PM
Your not telling me a guy built like this with a possible case of roid rage doesnt scare you?
http://blog.chargers.com/i/merrimantats.jpg


basically anyone from Maryland would do in terms of roid rage..

http://i.a.cnn.net/si/2006/players/08/15/core.davis0821/t1_davis.jpg

BuckNaked
07-29-2007, 02:30 PM
I'd definitely want Todd Sauerbraun on my side. There is nothing scarier than a juiced punter.

trkaline
07-29-2007, 02:34 PM
I definantly wouldn't want Merriman with me I mean he would tear up the other dude but in his rage he'll then turn on me...

EdReedUnstoppable
07-29-2007, 02:40 PM
I wouldn't wanna see either of the Jaguars DT's Stroud or Henderson.

And I would want to have Vernon Davis with me, cause he could throw over his shoulder and prolly still run a 4.5 and we could get away!

MichaelJordanEberle (sabf)
07-29-2007, 02:47 PM
http://youtube.com/watch?v=2G4JkfQ-Tgo

Big John is scary. but as for someone I'd bring with me, I'll go with Jay Cutler.

http://www.pro-tectfilm.com/blog/images/sema2005_jay.jpg

trkaline
07-29-2007, 02:54 PM
I wouldn't want to see Zach Thomas in a back alley, and i kno hes not a player but i'd bring Madden so he could talk him out of killing me then sneak him with Boom! Tough actin Tinactin.....

amag
07-29-2007, 03:08 PM
I would take Mike Pittman with me.

http://www.sptimes.com/2007/07/27/images/large/alstott.jpg

I would not wanna see Ray coming at me.

SidneyG
07-29-2007, 03:38 PM
I would'nt want to see John Henderson . If I saw him I would want to have Sean Taylor with me . i know he would'nt leave me to fight Henderson by myself . ( As if i would fight Big John )

stephenson86
07-29-2007, 03:45 PM
i would taketed washington with me

hes not as strong as larry allen, but hes a pimp daddy no doubt i will pick up chicks

and for some strange reason, i wouldnt want to run into steven jackson

scottyboy
07-29-2007, 03:47 PM
I'd bring njx, he's make anyone coming at us break down and cry because his insults would tear him apart...

id also love to have Brandon Jacobs and be terrified of Sean Taylor if i was a punter

Bills2083
07-29-2007, 04:04 PM
I would bring John Henderon

http://delivery.viewimages.com/xv/71988771.jpg?v=1&c=ViewImages&k=2&d=17A4AD9FDB9CF19396908EAF14430D35E8CD05AFC7C66CDD 4B6E4A6EE83AC35D

I wouldn't want to see
http://www.teammenor.com/merriman_images/mel-merriman2.jpg

I'd be scared if I saw either Henderson/Merriman in an alley though

SJ-The_Predator
07-29-2007, 04:07 PM
I would take Steven Jackson of course.

I wouldnt want to see Reche Caldwell. His eyes could kill me

B-Dawk
07-29-2007, 04:19 PM
now steve foley is someone to be scared of, or at least used to be

stephenson86
07-29-2007, 04:32 PM
now steve foley is someone to be scared of, or at least used to be

true dat, true dat

Dam8610
07-29-2007, 04:43 PM
No doubt in my mind, John Henderson for both.

^^^^^^^^^^

KCJ58
07-29-2007, 05:11 PM
Don't want to see:
http://www.photofile.com/Photos/Photos_Of_The_Day/05_10_05/thumbs/PacmanJones01.jpg

Want to have with me:




Adam "Pacman" Jones Entourage

Man_Of_Steel
07-29-2007, 05:53 PM
I would want Joey Porter, he sold me at the SB XL press conference.

I wouldnt want to see Pacman, because hed have a gang with him and a weapon.

Dam8610
07-29-2007, 06:06 PM
http://www.teammenor.com/merriman_images/mel-merriman2.jpg

Is that a before/after pic?

PoopSandwich
07-29-2007, 06:18 PM
After todays training camp and remembering how big Ted Washington is, I would be afraid if he was coming at me because the man is HUGE.

Crazy_Chris
07-29-2007, 06:24 PM
I would want Joey Porter, he sold me at the SB XL press conference.

QFT. Joey porter is the person i would take, and i wouldn't care who i saw in that alley if joey had my back. He's one tough mother ****** and he's got the attitude to tear a someone apart.

Hines
07-29-2007, 06:29 PM
QFT. Joey porter is the person i would take, and i wouldn't care who i saw in that alley if joey had my back. He's one tough mother ****** and he's got the attitude to tear a someone apart.

i remember when he kicked william greens ass haha

Crazy_Chris
07-29-2007, 06:34 PM
I know one person who also wouldn't want to see joey porter in a dark alley. Levi Jones haha

KILLERSANTA
07-29-2007, 06:37 PM
Is that a before/after pic?



haha.............spek!!!!!!



I would take Dwayne Jarrett, because I could run faster then him..........




Wouldn't want to see marcus Vick If, the alley is behind a Mcdonald's.......

Redskins4Bowl26
07-29-2007, 07:06 PM
At first, I was like Sean Taylor. Then I thought about it and said to myself "He'd be the guy trying to jump me". So then I was like hell no nvm.

Probably...hm...Tony Parrish.

Damix
07-29-2007, 07:11 PM
Carlos Emmons. I know I can outrun him.

HoopsDemon12
07-29-2007, 07:32 PM
After todays training camp and remembering how big Ted Washington is, I would be afraid if he was coming at me because the man is HUGE.

ya i would be petrified he thought i was a cheeseburger...

PackerLegend
07-29-2007, 07:39 PM
im gonna gonna go somewhat old school and say ill take Gilbert "The Gravedigger" Brown with me. If we run into some 1 who wants 2 cause some trouble ill just say. you take him out, then ill take you out to McDonalds and get you 45 double cheeseburgers. After all who wouldn't want "The Gravedigger"?

as for who i wouldn't want 2 run into? Gotta go with Pacman, because everywhere he goes somebody ends up shot and i wouldn't want to be that somebody.

The Dynasty
07-29-2007, 07:54 PM
I agree with all who say Joey Porter. If your willing to punch Levi Jones you gotta be crazy. So id take him and same with I wouldnt want to see him in a dark alley he is just a crazy guy.

Hines
07-29-2007, 07:55 PM
i woudlnt wanna be around maurice clarrett specially with that gun in his car

EdReedUnstoppable
07-29-2007, 08:11 PM
I would take Mike Pittman with me.

http://www.sptimes.com/2007/07/27/images/large/alstott.jpg

I would not wanna see Ray coming at me.


Steroids meet Michael Pittman........oh wait you already know each other hmm thats strange.

BlindSite
07-29-2007, 09:11 PM
I wouldn't want to see Rae Carruth if I was a pregnant woman.

Next Best Thing
07-29-2007, 10:27 PM
John Henderson for both, and please don't slap him. That would only fire him up.

yodabear
07-29-2007, 10:34 PM
Michael Vick, I am a dog

trkaline
07-29-2007, 10:35 PM
Michael Vick, I am a dog

haha better watch your back...the degenerate has multiple ways of killing canines like yourself...

yodabear
07-29-2007, 10:37 PM
Sorry for the lame joke, I had to do it.

trkaline
07-29-2007, 10:39 PM
Easy I wouldn't be scared of any of the players because I would bring the Commish with me...yea how you gonna act now???

yodabear
07-29-2007, 10:44 PM
Seriously, Brian Lenord

neko4
07-29-2007, 10:46 PM
I would bring the best CB in the NFL
Terrence Newman

trkaline
07-29-2007, 10:47 PM
And if Terrence Newman approached me while im wit my homie Roger he'd be suspended indefinantly for no reason cuz thats how he rolls...

Go_Eagles77
07-29-2007, 11:01 PM
I would bring the best CB in the NFL
Terrence Newman

lol TNew is that you?

Sniper
07-29-2007, 11:07 PM
I would bring the best CB in the NFL
Terrence Newman

Champ Bailey says hi.

trkaline
07-29-2007, 11:12 PM
Yea? And C-Mac says thank you for keeping my throne warm...

thule
07-29-2007, 11:19 PM
I would want to roll with Brady Quinn in a dark alley...how many trash can chicks could you pull with this guy honestly.
http://www.goteamsgo.com/images/bradyquinn-myspace1.jpg

I would not want to see her
http://photo.net/bboard-uploads/005ioq-14002484.jpg

I can only imagine how many STD's the trailer park trash would be carring.

someone447
07-30-2007, 12:30 AM
Maurice Clarett to both.

trkaline
07-30-2007, 12:34 AM
I don't wanna see Dwight Freeney in dark alley, but I wanna be with Hiloti Ngata only because im a big dude and I think I can run faster then him....

Hawk
07-30-2007, 12:51 AM
I don't want to see John Henderson

and I'd roll with Brett Favre holding an NFL licensed football

Smokey Joe
07-30-2007, 01:22 AM
I wouldn't mind seeing any player... I'd probably ask them for an autograph and hopefully get one, and maybe even discuss some football with them.

And it would be cool to be walking around with an NFL player cause that would mean I know and am friends with a pro football player.

McBain
07-30-2007, 01:41 AM
Michael Westbrook, or jesus.

trkaline
07-30-2007, 01:45 AM
Who would win in a fight Mike Ditka or God? That is a trick question because Mike Ditka is God....

someone447
07-30-2007, 01:58 AM
Who would win in a fight Mike Ditka or God? That is a trick question because Mike Ditka is God....

That is a trick question because Brett Favre wouldn't fight the mere mortal who is Mike Ditka.

McBain
07-30-2007, 02:14 AM
That is a trick question because Brett Favre wouldn't fight the mere mortal who is Mike Ditka.

or... nope i don't got anything... ****.

neko4
07-30-2007, 02:16 AM
or... nope i don't got anything... ****.

Joe Theisman????

hahahahahahhahaha

McBain
07-30-2007, 02:19 AM
Joe Theisman????

hahahahahahhahaha

i think favre is a pretty alright dude... i feel like if in the end his gospel is the truth i'll walk into heaven, give him a head nod and pound it. He seems like a pretty all around righteous dude.

neko4
07-30-2007, 02:20 AM
i think favre is a pretty alright dude... i feel like if in the end his gospel is the truth i'll walk into heaven, give him a head nod and pound it. He seems like a pretty all around righteous dude.

That is truly great to hear

trkaline
07-30-2007, 02:22 AM
I loved Farve growin up..for years Baltimore didn't have a team so I watched Favre, Bubba Franks, and Mike Mckenzie...if those 3 met me at the pearly gates id be happy...

Crazy_Chris
07-30-2007, 02:29 AM
That is a trick question because Fran Tarkenton wouldn't fight the mere mortal who is Mike Ditka.

There i corrected the statement for you

trkaline
07-30-2007, 02:32 AM
Mike Vick, D Mcnabb or Cullpepper can not measure up to the man that was Fran Tarkenton...

awfullyquiet
07-30-2007, 04:35 AM
hahaha.
i'm glad everyone is giving henderson some lovin.
that man is huge. six sev... hell. ogden too. he's like what? six eleven? four hundred pounds? i'd take both of them please.
and worst nightmare. back when i was in high school and mike shanahan was just starting as the broncos coach, i'd get creeped out all the time by the fact that he never. ever. ever. blinks. and his eyes have that gazing stare of stolen souls. ogden blocks, henderson tackles. saves lil me.

Caddy
07-30-2007, 04:40 AM
I'd take Maurice Jones-Drew. The guy is a tank, albeit short.

GSOT
07-30-2007, 06:03 AM
I would not want to meet Landry:

http://i116.photobucket.com/albums/o33/gsot99/0df983e5.jpg

amag
07-30-2007, 11:44 AM
Steroids meet Michael Pittman........oh wait you already know each other hmm thats strange.
you know ive always thought about it but i really dont think he took roids, yeah his arms are huge but he lives in the gym, just because your big dosnt mean you take roids

T-RICH49
07-30-2007, 12:32 PM
I would take PacMan Jones with me

I would not want ro run into Ray Lewis

Hines
07-30-2007, 12:36 PM
all time i wouldnt want to meet lt or lambert and id take them in the alley with me

255979119
07-30-2007, 12:59 PM
Jim Sorgi...with him there is no need to fear anything.

McBain
07-30-2007, 01:25 PM
all time i wouldnt want to meet lt or lambert and id take them in the alley with me

you'd take them in a dark alley after you meet them eh? sounds steamy.

djp
07-30-2007, 01:38 PM
Peppers, McKinnie (6'8 350)

JT Jag
07-30-2007, 04:14 PM
See signature.

#1chiefs_fan
07-30-2007, 04:22 PM
John henderson and pacman jones

trkaline
07-30-2007, 04:24 PM
you'd take them in a dark alley after you meet them eh? sounds steamy.

wow with you saying this and the happy smiling face in your sig I got a creepy feeling....

skinzzfan25
07-30-2007, 06:19 PM
I would take PacMan Jones with me

I would not want ro run into Ray Lewis

After he does something stupid, wouldn't that make you an accomplice? :P

Hines
07-30-2007, 06:20 PM
I would not want to meet Landry:

http://i116.photobucket.com/albums/o33/gsot99/0df983e5.jpg

is that really landry

SubNoize
07-30-2007, 06:22 PM
After he does something stupid, wouldn't that make you an accomplice? :P

not if he got cochran to show the jury the silly monkey...

http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/a/a4/033005chewbacca4.jpg

trkaline
07-30-2007, 06:26 PM
not if he got cochran to show the jury the silly monkey...

http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/a/a4/033005chewbacca4.jpg

Yea that usually works but with Cochran its just not the same....

skinzzfan25
07-30-2007, 07:59 PM
is that really landry

Yeah it is. I saw it posted up on Extremeskins.

Hines
07-30-2007, 08:19 PM
Yeah it is. I saw it posted up on Extremeskins.

wow i didnt know he was that huge