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Paul
08-10-2007, 06:45 PM
http://www.seductionlabs.org/2007/07/30/the-man-code/

BuckNaked
08-10-2007, 07:02 PM
Pretty sure this has been posted a while ago. Regardless, it's very funny.

Paul
08-10-2007, 07:05 PM
Pretty sure this has been posted a while ago. Regardless, it's very funny.

Well that sucks, I thought I had me a gem. I guess for all the new guys, read a follow.

gbpackers0065
08-10-2007, 07:13 PM
31. Never allow a telephone conversation with a woman to go on longer than you are able to have sex with her.
That's hilarious, and it is a good rule.

HoopsDemon12
08-10-2007, 07:42 PM
the cate one made me laugh so hard!

rchrd
08-11-2007, 06:56 AM
haha few of those are magic. I think i've broken waaaay too many of them though :(

duckseason
08-11-2007, 07:17 AM
Other than #'s 2, 18, 39, 40 and 45, those are pretty solid.

bantx
08-11-2007, 07:23 AM
this made me laugh

6. Under no circumstances may two men share an umbrella.

Raiderz4Life
08-11-2007, 03:10 PM
Yea the Man Code was posted a long time ago, about a year. The version i posted back then though was some what different...just different wording...i even posted the girls code haha....i love em

BigDawg819
08-11-2007, 03:24 PM
haha few of those are magic. I think i've broken waaaay too many of them though :(

Your Man Card is hereby revoked!


Excellent rules, but in all honesty most are no brainers and don't need to be posted.

rchrd
08-11-2007, 03:32 PM
Your Man Card is hereby revoked!


Excellent rules, but in all honesty most are no brainers and don't need to be posted.

So how do I get it back?!

BigDawg819
08-11-2007, 03:35 PM
So how do I get it back?!

By performing feats of strengths and proving your manhood of course. Whining about how to get it back is definitely winning you points though.

UKfan
08-11-2007, 03:44 PM
Only broken one, not bad. Pretty funny list though, nice post.

Go_Eagles77
08-11-2007, 05:00 PM
I once broke 36, but it was the end one, I guess that still counts though. :(

Cashmoney
08-11-2007, 09:36 PM
my friend said i couldnt date his sister, he never said anything about having sex with her though. :)

gbpackers0065
08-11-2007, 09:41 PM
http://www.funny2.com/womancode.htm

BigDawg819
08-11-2007, 09:42 PM
my friend said i couldnt date his sister, he never said anything about having sex with her though. :)

Its implied, for even comtemplating the thought you're in violation of the code.

Cashmoney
08-11-2007, 09:49 PM
Its implied, for even comtemplating the thought you're in violation of the code.

Oh well, i think whoever says they havent ever broken any of those rules are liars.

rchrd
08-12-2007, 02:54 PM
By performing feats of strengths and proving your manhood of course. Whining about how to get it back is definitely winning you points though.

mmm, think whining is my best option at this point...

Green Bay Scat
08-12-2007, 02:58 PM
so true on both
14. If a man’s zipper is down, that’s his problem - You didn’t see nothin’.

23. If your buddy is outnumbered outmanned, or too drunk to defend himself, you must jump into the fight. Exception: If within the past 24 hours his actions have caused you to think “What this guy needs is a good ass whuppin’, then you may sit back and enjoy.