Celebrations

[JeffSamardzijaIRISH]

Okay, I need some ideas for celbrating in soccer after I score a goal. I got soulja boy dance for next week, the point to the back of my jersey, shine shoes, what else could I do?

[SuperKevin]

Take off your jersey revealing you are wearing a sports bra in an awesome tribute to Brandi Chastain

[RyanLeaf#1]

Take off your jersey revealing you are wearing a sports bra in an awesome tribute to Brandi Chastain

HAHAHA that would definitely be a great tribute. But it would have to be a Nike sports bra.

[dabears10]

Gots to rock the baby. Tea Party. I've always been a fan of the run to the corner to get mobbed by teammates.

[McBain]

pull your pants down and start masturbating.

[Ward]

Run back to your half and act like you expected to score.

[Green Bay Scat]

you could always walk it out? or ballin? u could always celebrate with your teammates, but it seems u like to be the pimple on your teams face

[DChess]

its a celebration bitchessss, grab a drink, grab a glass, after that ill grab your ass.

uh whip out your wang, its original

[RyanLeaf#1]

Take off one of your shin pads and swing it like a bat and act like you just hit a homerun.

[UKfan]

Take off your cleat and kiss it, I saw someone do it in the women's world cup.

Or do this:

http://www.poultryclub.org/graphics/AUFCwalk.gif

[fischbowl]

Make your finger into a gun shape and shoot the goalie.

[McBain]

get one of those horse broom things put it between your legs and ride off into the sunset. Bonus points if you make sound effects.

[j05son]

I wouldn't suggest any of these: http://youtube.com/watch?v=QQBgD1u2ZE0 except, maybe the last one...

[Bills2083]

I'd score the goal, and then I 'd get ready to play again. No need for a celebration

[MichaelJordanEberle (sabf)]

Grab the ball from the net and then run home.

[JeffSamardzijaIRISH]

I'd score the goal, and then I 'd get ready to play again. No need for a celebration

Lol why? Scoring should be fun, not that boring stuff where you just walk back to your own half without any teammates congratulating, I hate that stuff. Get the team pumped after you score, that's wut I'm gonna do

[KILLERSANTA]

pull your pants down and start masturbating.

Good idea....


Quit soccer and play football................




If you do score, anal rape the goalie........

[ATLDirtyBirds]

Don't do a stupid soulja boy dance. If you were on my team, I'd make it a point of stabbing you in the eye.

[TimD]

I'd score the goal, and then I 'd get ready to play again. No need for a celebration

exactly. when i score in hockey i either skate right back to the bench or line up to take the faceoff.

although i have been known to do the ovechkin fist pump occasionally. i scored a goal to tie the game with a minute left (we ended up winning 3-2) against the team that was undefeated and at the time number 3 in the state, when we were unranked. i scored on a odd man rush with a shot from the top of the circle so after i turned right and did the ovechkin thing. i like to think it gave my team an extra push to get that 3rd goal 30 sec later.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9KYuy_IAv7Q
does it first at 0:40...
good watch too if ya haven't see it

[TimD]

another one of my favorites is after scoring just stop and stand there looking at the net. standing straight without moving look at it for like a few seconds then turn and skate away... unless you get mobbed by ur teammates

[Bills2083]

exactly. when i score in hockey i either skate right back to the bench or line up to take the faceoff.

although i have been known to do the ovechkin fist pump occasionally. i scored a goal to tie the game with a minute left (we ended up winning 3-2) against the team that was undefeated and at the time number 3 in the state, when we were unranked. i scored on a odd man rush with a shot from the top of the circle so after i turned right and did the ovechkin thing. i like to think it gave my team an extra push to get that 3rd goal 30 sec later.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9KYuy_IAv7Q
does it first at 0:40...
good watch too if ya haven't see it


Thats what the Sabres do after the score.

[TimD]

i don't do it unless its like a big goal in the game or a really pretty goal

[HoopsDemon12]

Don't do a stupid soulja boy dance. If you were on my team, I'd make it a point of stabbing you in the eye.

i actually agree... thats possibly the dumbest thing you could do... its just ... dont do it... im a dirty player.. and i would make it my mission to hurt you after that...

[TimD]

i actually agree... thats possibly the dumbest thing you could do... its just ... dont do it... im a dirty player.. and i would make it my mission to hurt you after that...

true... i like the classy after goal celebrations... not stupid dances

[dRaFtDoRk]

I would start randomly dry humping the ground, that would get you some attention, maybe even a fine, you could be like T.O.!

[Borat]

Run toward the corner flag, when you get close, get on your hands and knees like a dog and keep heading to the flag. Then when you get close, you lift your leg like a dog "marking his territory." That would be awesome.

[BrownsTown]

Just do the Icky Shuffle. Or the Lights out dance.

[JeffSamardzijaIRISH]

Just do the Icky Shuffle. Or the Lights out dance.

Yeah I thought about the lights out dance lol.

@ the guy that said that they would try to hurt me after I did that, I would too if someone did that, but I like to make the other team mad for some reason and do junk like that.

[ATLDirtyBirds]

Yeah I thought about the lights out dance lol.

@ the guy that said that they would try to hurt me after I did that, I would too if someone did that, but I like to make the other team mad for some reason and do junk like that.


You'd want to be stabbed?

[JeffSamardzijaIRISH]

You'd want to be stabbed?

Hell no, but it wouldn't be like a loner thing. I'm gonna ask my teammates before the game if I should do it, and we'd all make a circle and then I'd crank it.

[Windy]

push the goalie to the ground and tea bag him

[tEk]

Hell no, but it wouldn't be like a loner thing. I'm gonna ask my teammates before the game if I should do it, and we'd all make a circle and then I'd crank it.
well i believe thats a red card right there.

[BuckNaked]

Hoagie smack the goalie.

[MichaelJordanEberle (sabf)]

Moon the crowd
Crump
do the robot.

[ripdw27]

wear a superman shirt under your jersey n pull your jersey up..

a personal fave is pull the fornt of your shirt over your head n run around haha i do that in gym class all the time

[Tubby]

Take a dump on the field

[RyanLeaf#1]

Take a dump on the field

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAA

[TimD]

tonight a team we were playing against had a stupid fog horn going every time they scored... luckily they only scored twice... and we beat them... i put an empty netter in so i couldn't really go wild haha... maybe tomorrow

[Billingsley26]

You want the best dance of all time. Do this.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=74u7UVONLtU

That is me on the left side. I practised this for like 4 hours before shooting it. Man you can see the sweat on me. Well worth it tho!!!!

[bantx]

run to the goalie and act like u gonna shake his hand then real fast pull his pants down genious

[rchrd]

http://news.bbc.co.uk/olmedia/310000/images/_311270_fowler300.jpg

There you go.

[TACKLE]

Run back to your half and act like you expected to score.

Classy
http://www.sportingnews.com/archives/sanders/i/photo7.jpg

[etk]

another one of my favorites is after scoring just stop and stand there looking at the net. standing straight without moving look at it for like a few seconds then turn and skate away... unless you get mobbed by ur teammates

The Thierry Henry? I like it.

Since you like the Soulja Boy dance, why don't you run to midfield and break out
in an air guitar performance. Potty like a rockstar!

[etk]

You want the best dance of all time. Do this.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=74u7UVONLtU

That is me on the left side. I practised this for like 4 hours before shooting it. Man you can see the sweat on me. Well worth it tho!!!!


christinaaaaa (2 hours ago)
omg you guys are so awesome! :D
nervanianSKIVE (3 hours ago)
i like the effects lmfaoo
maaathewFerSure (6 hours ago)
hahah i cant get enough of this video. ily guys srsly. hahaha. i watch it over and over again. never get tired of it. (:
etk (1 sec ago)
ROTFLMAO000O00OOOOO U R AMIZENG :D:D:D:D:D

[Billingsley26]

You want the best dance of all time. Do this.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=74u7UVONLtU

That is me on the left side. I practised this for like 4 hours before shooting it. Man you can see the sweat on me. Well worth it tho!!!!

christinaaaaa (2 hours ago)
omg you guys are so awesome! :D
nervanianSKIVE (3 hours ago)
i like the effects lmfaoo
maaathewFerSure (6 hours ago)
hahah i cant get enough of this video. ily guys srsly. hahaha. i watch it over and over again. never get tired of it. (:
etk (1 sec ago)
ROTFLMAO000O00OOOOO U R AMIZENG :D:D:D:D:D


haha yea, i worked hard on it. i think that it is pretty good. haha

[Green Bay Scat]

and this is why rap isnt taken serious.....im so ashamed.....

[awfullyquiet]

do the worm.
whoop whoop whoop.

[TimD]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RKQgDY0pZ68

travis barker remix to soulja boy...

[SuperKevin]

After you score you should commit ritualistic suicide on the field. At least then you can say you went out on top.

[Billingsley26]

and this is why rap isnt taken serious.....im so ashamed.....

I dont take rap seriously lol. I listen to country music through and through. Thats why I do **** like this. I think its jokes doing it. And I think it is actually pretty good.

[jballa838]

eazy:
http://myspacetv.com/index.cfm?fuseaction=vids.individual&videoid=6730349
guaranteed respect

[Green Bay Scat]

I dont take rap seriously lol. I listen to country music through and through. Thats why I do **** like this. I think its jokes doing it. And I think it is actually pretty good.

its not ur fault, its the fact people think Soulja boy is a rapper. he has a song called Doo Doo Head, thats how good he is

[Green Bay Scat]

eazy:
http://myspacetv.com/index.cfm?fuseaction=vids.individual&videoid=6730349
guaranteed respect

greatest dance of all time

[kwilk103]

do da heisman

[Green Bay Scat]

here is the worst song of all time by Soulja boy, if u cant make it past 30 sec, its all understandable
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1I-la9CckNM

[Billingsley26]

its not ur fault, its the fact people think Soulja boy is a rapper. he has a song called Doo Doo Head, thats how good he is

I had no idea who Soulja Boy was until we did this. Just hearing that it sounds like a joke. haha. Doo Doo head LOL. what a joke.

[swordman]

My favorite celebration on a beautiful goal

It is eric cantona one of the greatest player that ever played at ManU

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IWeFsi0hGy4

He just stares at the crowd like "Yeah that is what I do, b!tches!"

the guy is such a god his teammates are affraid to mob him
Damn he was good! (but a bit psycho)

[Sniper]

do the worm.
whoop whoop whoop.

That's exclusive property of Mario Manningham post-UM win over PSU ;)

[fenikz]

Moon the crowd
Crump
do the robot.

winner.

10

[rchrd]

My favorite celebration on a beautiful goal

It is eric cantona one of the greatest player that ever played at ManU

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IWeFsi0hGy4

He just stares at the crowd like "Yeah that is what I do, b!tches!"

the guy is such a god his teammates are affraid to mob him
Damn he was good! (but a bit psycho)

And as a Crystal Palace fan my favourite Cantona moment is on the link to the right.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IH8TbX8zrYI&mode=related&search=

Happy days.

[swordman]

And as a Crystal Palace fan my favourite Cantona moment is on the link to the right.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IH8TbX8zrYI&mode=related&search=

Happy days.

What are the odds that there is a crystal palace fan on this forum?

Cantona was so crazy but he was so good you never knew what he was going to do next
He was so good that ManU called the best ManU player of the century in front of guys like george best A FRENCH PSYCHO GUY!

And I am sure the jackass in the stands that called him a "french bastard" would have loved to have him in a crystal palace jersey

BTW how is the championship going?

[rchrd]

What are the odds that there is a crystal palace fan on this forum?

Cantona was so crazy but he was so good you never knew what he was going to do next
He was so good that ManU called the best ManU player of the century in front of guys like george best A FRENCH PSYCHO GUY!

And I am sure the jackass in the stands that called him a "french bastard" would have loved to have him in a crystal palace jersey

BTW how is the championship going?

lol, i would guess the odds would be fairly long. You're right though he was something a little bit special (even if he was well aware of it).

Dont ask about the championship, we suck ;)