Funny Halloween Costume Ideas

[Jimmy]

I.E.- Pregnant Girl Scout

Any Ideas?

[dabears10]

One Night Stand/ Walk of shame is a personal favorite.

[Sniper]

I was Shrek last year. Threw some sweet green paint all over my face and arms, rocked the white t-shirt and brown vest, and some size medium women's spandex pants and green tights on the legs. Raucous good time.

[thule]

Emo kid was mine last year.

[iowatreat54]

my roommate is prolly going as a guido this year

[SuperKevin]

I might go as The Iron Shiek

[doingthisinsteadofwork]

Teletubby.

[RyanLeaf#1]

I might go as The Iron Shiek

You have to get the pointy shoes.

[Moses]

One Night Stand/ Walk of shame is a personal favorite.

How do you make a costume of that?

[ny10804]

Banana! Get someone else to be a gorilla.

[KILLERSANTA]

I go as the guy with a huge ..............

[Ewing]

Trojan Man and hand out condoms to people.

[Paul]

Ninja. Not funny in concept, but will be when you silently jack candy from little kids. Plus ninjas are awesome.

[Staubach12]

My friend and I dressed as a cat and a dog a few years back. We'd just be walking and then just break out into a fight. It was awesome.

[dabears10]

How do you make a costume of that?

Usually for girls, but basically, look hungover messed up hair condom stuck to the shoe, or hanging out the skirt etc, etc. On Saturday morning just go to a college town and sit out as you see girls walk home.

[NATIONALchamps]

i am going to be firemen.

[Moses]

Usually for girls, but basically, look hungover messed up hair condom stuck to the shoe, or hanging out the skirt etc, etc. On Saturday morning just go to a college town and sit out as you see girls walk home.

LOL. That's hilarious. I love how guys get the Walk of Fame but girls get the Walk of Shame. :D

[justin sandy]

im thinking of dressing up as oklahoma states head coach and my son will dress up as bobby reid and im gonna yell at everyone who doesnt give my son candy

[Sniper]

me my son and my wife decided it would be fun if this year we decided to do something different and pay tribute to the late chris benoit (RIP)

im dressing up as benoit and im gonna carry around my son in the crippler and my wife will carry the bibles around

Wow....that's hilarious man...really. So funny......not really.

[justin sandy]

Wow....that's hilarious man...really. So funny......not really.

ya i changed my mind becuase my wifes gonna be out of town

['cuse-213]

Im gonna be a purple parrot.

[Ewing]

I might go as The Iron Shiek

Suplex him, put him in the camel clutch, break his back and then **** his ass. Make him humble.

[Moses]

Camel Clutch...my friend put me in that when I was in grade school and I started crying and ran home. :(

[MichaelJordanEberle (sabf)]

A *****. I dunno how you'd do it, but get two balls at your hips, and then the shaft can extend over your head. For bonus points, install a pump so you can pump yourself into an erection.

[KILLERSANTA]

Go as a girl I just pounded......Walk bow legged




I love Halloween. You can pick up so many chicks. I mean, do you know how many 5-8 year-olds for Trick-or-Treating?

[doingthisinsteadofwork]

Go as a girl I just pounded......Walk bow legged




I love Halloween. You can pick up so many chicks. I mean, do you know how many 5-8 year-olds for Trick-or-Treating?
A pedophiles dream.

[awfullyquiet]

ew.

i'm going as a lucha libre wrestler... or maybe as a school girl.
either way.
there's no chance.

[KILLERSANTA]

A pedophiles dream.

And Michael Jackson

[Shane P. Hallam]

Wear all red (if you want to go extreme, go with red spandex). Then glue a buttload of tampons to your body. Get a tricycle, ride it. You are officially the menstrual cycle.

[drowe]

-it's kinda been done to death, but ya could just go around shirtless and say "i'm a premature ejaculator. i just came in my pants."

otherwise, if you wanna do a duo thing, my parent's had a good one. have somebody dress in a white robe with angel wings and a name tag that says "Paul" and have the other person hang small apples from their butt. you are the twin cities-Mini Apple Ass and St. Paul.

also, last year, my wife and i went as poop. she dressed it all brown with angel wings and a halo....she was holy ****. i just wore all brown, made a pointy brown hat and a name tag that said "Jack" so of course, I was Jack ****. If you have any part of a chicken costume, chicken **** is a strong possibility for ya too.

[justin sandy]

im gonna go as michael vick and my son is gona be a pit bull

[SuperKevin]

im gonna go as michael vick and my son is gona be a pit bull

You hate your son don't you?

[HoopsDemon12]

Emo kid was mine last year.

LMAO this kid at my school had the best costume last year...

http://i20.tinypic.com/34qpldu.jpg

And this is him normally


http://i20.tinypic.com/2rzxgf7.jpg

['cuse-213]

haha thats hilarious.

[gbpackers0065]

In college I painted myself green and glued leaves to myself and i was the jolly green giant. It only works if you're as tall as i am though

[justin sandy]

last year i went as ted washington and stole all the kids candy

[fischbowl]

Trojan Man and hand out condoms to people.

I did this last year.

Wear a gray thermal and jeans and cover an empty tissue box with aluminum foil and have condoms sticking out the flap. Draw a change thing, and boom youre an instant condom dispenser.

[Hurricane Ditka]

I'm going as Ben from Knocked Up. Because well I look, dress and kind of act like Ben from Knocked Up. Damn Seth Rogen going and stealing my personality.

[bsaza2358]

You can take a lot of play money and chips and such from board games and glue it to a cheap hat. You're then a "salary cap".

[bsaza2358]

I've gone as beer pong before. Made the costume myself. You'll need a solid shirt or turtleneck. Put a piece of cardboard in between the shirt layers. Use fabric glue to affix ping pong balls and solo cups to your shirt in whatever pattern you want. I did this 3 Halloweens ago. Cost me about $20 to do the entire costume, and it went over well.

[Green Bay Scat]

I'm going as Ben from Knocked Up. Because well I look, dress and kind of act like Ben from Knocked Up. Damn Seth Rogen going and stealing my personality.

lol at the Charger-Raider game, people said i looked like the guy from knocked up, i get it a lot. Kinda sucks cause im not jewish lol.....but i wish i was? id be rich

[bsaza2358]

Yes, because stereotypes are always true...

[BuckNaked]

lol at the Charger-Raider game, people said i looked like the guy from knocked up, i get it a lot. Kinda sucks cause im not jewish lol.....but i wish i was? id be rich

Wow, you are an idiot.

Anyways, I think a wookie costume would be pretty hysterical, but I get the feeling it might be a bit expensive.

[bsaza2358]

Not to mention hot/sweaty/not conducive to drinking.

[bsaza2358]

I hate wearing any kind of mask on Halloween. If you're not in a position where you can drink/eat/speak normally, you're either way too into it, or way too not into imbibing.

[JK17]

Last year I decided to be God's Gift to Women. Get some wrapping paper, maybe a bow or something put it on. Get a sign TO: WOMEN, FROM: GOD and put it on your chest....not hilarious, but not a terrible idea....

[bsaza2358]

They sell most of your costume ideas on the internet.

[Shane P. Hallam]

Wear all red (if you want to go extreme, go with red spandex). Then glue a buttload of tampons to your body. Get a tricycle, ride it. You are officially the menstrual cycle.

Just be the menstrual cycle and be done with it, honestly...

[UKfan]

Wow Americans really go all out for Halloween don't they? It's not a big deal at all over here really once you are older than like 13 or so.

[Green Bay Scat]

Wow Americans really go all out for Halloween don't they? It's not a big deal at all over here really once you are older than like 13 or so.

all it is, is a day were girls look like ***** and guys get drunk

[UKfan]

all it is, is a day were girls look like ***** and guys get drunk

In that case, fair play to you all and good luck with the costumes!

[Moses]

Wow Americans really go all out for Halloween don't they? It's not a big deal at all over here really once you are older than like 13 or so.

Halloween parties are always a good time. Girls love an excuse to dress like *****. :D

[tEk]

http://www.halloweencostumeshop.com/images/6390.jpg
Lieutenant Jim Dangle - Reno 911( and i have some hairy ass legs)

[SugarSean]

I went to Halloween last year as a weirdo. I had like a blonde wig and the spiked bracelets and top hat with red glitter on it and I had a whole bunch of fake piercings everywhere on my face. It was pretty tight, but my favorite costume was when I was a throwback basketball player in high school. I had the huge Dr. J wig and a tight ass jersey with some tight ass shorts.

This year I'm goin as Jiff from the movie Bowfinger. It should be great.

[skarocksoi]

Buddy costumes are always fun. The key to any costume is staying in character all night. My friend and I went as the Blues Brothers and stayed in character at every party we went to. The only trouble is with a pair costume is that you have to stay together the whole time.

[bsaza2358]

Buddy costumes are always fun. The key to any costume is staying in character all night. My friend and I went as the Blues Brothers and stayed in character at every party we went to. The only trouble is with a pair costume is that you have to stay together the whole time.

Depends what your pair costume is. If you're Beavis and Butthead, Mario & Luigi, Dumb & Dumber, etc., it can be necessary. Still, my buddy went as an engagement ring last year, and his gf went as "Always the Bridesmaid, Never the Bride". The ring stood apart as hilarious, but she needed him to be legitimately funny.

[bsaza2358]

Btw, I have changed my mind, and I am now going as:

http://www.toybender.com/wp-content/uploads/2007/04/mcd_hamburgler.gif

[Wooty Magic!]

http://www.sfphblog.com/serendipity/uploads/manbearpig.jpg

Man Bear Pig ftw

[bsaza2358]

If someone could pull that off, it would be awesome.

[Wooty Magic!]

If someone could pull that off, it would be awesome.

Best costume ever.

[bsaza2358]

Not really ever. Many people wouldn't understand what it was.

[skarocksoi]

Btw, I have changed my mind, and I am now going as:

http://www.toybender.com/wp-content/uploads/2007/04/mcd_hamburgler.gif

If you go as the Hamburgler you have to go into a McDonalds and run around all shady-like. Then, after making your presence known, wait until somebody's order comes up and then steal it. If you don't want to steal someone elses food, just have a friend order something and take his. It would be best to do this in a college town when everyone is drunk, but I'm sure people would get a kick out of it any other time.

[sweetness34]

I'll be going as Super Mario (hopefully). I think my roommate will be Luigi and then we're trying to get a Yoshi so we can ride it around Illinois State's Campus, haha.

[Hurricane Ditka]

I'll be going as Super Mario (hopefully). I think my roommate will be Luigi and then we're trying to get a Yoshi so we can ride it around Illinois State's Campus, haha.
Where're you going on ISU's campus. For I am here now.

[neko4]

Going naked is fun, until the cops show up, then its a riot

[Nitschke-Hawk]

Rex Grossman

[EvilMonkey]

me and a couple friends have been watching the local goodwill and have found a bunch of yellow sport coats and are making some ABC patches to put on them find some fake microphones and are will be the original MNF crew. Havent decided who i'm gonna be yet so dont know if I'm gonna have to work on my Howard Cosell voice or my Keith Jackson "Whoa, Nelly!!" impersonation.
http://personal.ashland.edu/~jmoser1/cosell_files/image009.jpg

[NIN1984]

I'm gonna be Bob Ross

http://www.synthstuff.com/mt/archives/bob-ross.jpg

[bsaza2358]

If you go as the Hamburgler you have to go into a McDonalds and run around all shady-like. Then, after making your presence known, wait until somebody's order comes up and then steal it. If you don't want to steal someone elses food, just have a friend order something and take his. It would be best to do this in a college town when everyone is drunk, but I'm sure people would get a kick out of it any other time.

I like the way you think. I may actually do it!

[Brent]

I am taking a large cardboard box, cutting arm holes and covering it in foil, with large letters on the front and back that say: "WMD."

It's not too original or great but I didn't have any good ideas.

[bsaza2358]

That's really not funny or cool at all. You might as well put a lampshade on your head and just go as a "One Night Stand"

[draftguru151]

I am taking a large cardboard box, cutting arm holes and covering it in foil, with large letters on the front and back that say: "WMD."

It's not too original or great but I didn't have any good ideas.

You shouldn't make fun of WMDs house like that. It's not his fault he lives in a shiny box.

[bsaza2358]

Ha! Nice. BURN!!!!

[Hurricane Ditka]

I'm going thrifting later this week or next to make my costume, decided to go as Hunter S Thompson. It'll probably look like ****, but it gives me an excuse to be a crazy asshole

[bsaza2358]

Halloween in general gives everyone an excuse to be a moron. There's just more leeway this way.

[princefielder28]

Someone I know is a GYN and his name is Howie Feltersnatch

[bsaza2358]

That's also a costume that you can get on the internet. Yawn...

[sweetness34]

Since my roommate is outta town for Halloween, I think I'm gonna be Austin Powers. Yea I know a little generic but the costume is pretty sweet and I wanna rock the blue velvet suit! :D

[ripdw27]

Buddy costumes are always fun. The key to any costume is staying in character all night. My friend and I went as the Blues Brothers and stayed in character at every party we went to. The only trouble is with a pair costume is that you have to stay together the whole time.

my cousins do that all the time. one time they went as bonnie and clyde (funny cuz there both guys) they took me trick or treating for a little bit and i remember there bag had a dollar sign on it.

another year they were either blues brothers or some mafia guys. they decked out in the suits and hats, but in the picture i saw in our scrapbook i notices they have regular sneakers. its so goofy.

any ideas for like 4 people going together? preferably something that will work 2-4 people

[Bigbadbob72]

get a couple of dogs and get a mike vick jersey and walk around with the dogs and get candy. I think I'm going to do that this year.

[Scotty D]

get a couple of dogs and get a mike vick jersey and walk around with the dogs and get candy. I think I'm going to do that this year.

I'm pretty sure you are going to get jumped.

[skarocksoi]

my cousins do that all the time. one time they went as bonnie and clyde (funny cuz there both guys) they took me trick or treating for a little bit and i remember there bag had a dollar sign on it.

another year they were either blues brothers or some mafia guys. they decked out in the suits and hats, but in the picture i saw in our scrapbook i notices they have regular sneakers. its so goofy.

any ideas for like 4 people going together? preferably something that will work 2-4 people

4 words. Teenage. Mutant. Ninja. Turtles.

If you have extra people, get shredder, splinter, foot soldiers, and anyone else you can think of. Street Fighter is a good easy one to do as well. Think throwback, cause older is always better.

[mikehop05]

lets go somemore ofthese ideas commin!

[DChess]

i was thinking about being tom cruise from risky business

[themaninblack]

me and a friend are trying to decide between the blues brothers, jay and silent bob, ricky bobby and cal nawton, or the blue barracudas from legends of the hidden temple. Jay and Silent Bob seems to be the frontrunner as of now.

[SuperKevin]

me and a friend are trying to decide between the blues brothers, jay and silent bob, ricky bobby and cal nawton, or the blue barracudas from legends of the hidden temple. Jay and Silent Bob seems to be the frontrunner as of now.

I'm guessing one of you is fat

[themaninblack]

thats quite an assumption, but yes i am quite large.

[SuperKevin]

thats quite an assumption, but yes i am quite large.

Laurel and Hardy is another good one for a fat guy and a skinny guy

[bsaza2358]

If you have a fat and thin guy, you can go as the "#10". Stand next to each other with a '#' sign on. The skinny guy is the '1', and the bigger guy is the '0'.

[fischbowl]

IM going to be Andy Samberg in "dick in a box"

http://www.huffingtonpost.com/eat-the-press/dick%20in%20a%20box-thumb.JPG

Ill Post Pictures

[BrownsTown]

IM going to be Andy Samberg in "dick in a box"

http://www.huffingtonpost.com/eat-the-press/dick%20in%20a%20box-thumb.JPG

Ill Post Pictures

Lazy Sunday > Dick in a box

[fischbowl]

Lazy Sunday > Dick in a box

Yeah but it's a costume BT

[Vince Lombardi]

go as the orly? owl.

http://www.i-mockery.com/halloween/bag/pics/ripoff12.jpg

[Scarface]

Im going as tank johnson. I even have my own AK-47 to run around with.

[SuperKevin]

Cover yourself head to toe in blue paint, get an adult diaper and a pillowcase to wear as a hat and VOILA you're a smurf

[bsaza2358]

Smurf is pretty badass. My buddy Matt was a Smurf about 6 years ago. Won a $100 bar tab on Halloween Night. We put it to proper use.

[badgerbacker]

IM going to be Andy Samberg in "dick in a box"

http://www.huffingtonpost.com/eat-the-press/dick%20in%20a%20box-thumb.JPG

Ill Post Pictures
Good call...I'm doing Justin Timberlake. I'm hoping I don't see a lot of dick in a boxes.

[OSUGiants17]

Go as Barry Bonds, were his jersey, baseball pants, SF hat, and have needles labeled steroids stuck to your arm.

[BufFan71]

1 word



Leonidas

[MichaelJordanEberle (sabf)]

1 word



Leonidas

One word:

Brilliant.

[TimDris]

Cheerleader.... guys say your ***, girls love it

[Hurricane Ditka]

I'm being Hunter S Thompson. Got the perfect hat. Going to get a Hawaiian shirt and cheesy mid-70's looking jacket and drape myself in an American Flag. I'll have a cigarette in a mouthpiece, and be in character when ever I'm in costume. This will be epic.

[Jimmy]

i officially have my costume i place: http://search.live.com/images/results.aspx?q=burger+king+guy&form=QBIR#focal=48b61cd50ccaa67279d61b7636f30150&furl=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.simplyuncool.com%2Fuploaded_ images%2Fburger-king-714964.jpg

[rainbeaukid2]

i was thinking about being tom cruise from risky business

my friend did that and it was way funny, dancin it up with an unbuttoned shirt and briefs

[Turtlepower]

Halloween is over. All the good parties are the weekend before.

[Moses]

Halloween is over. All the good parties are the weekend before.

Wednesday should be huge...

[sweetness34]

Halloween is over. All the good parties are the weekend before.

According to whom? Where the hell do you live? Wednesday around Illinois State is going to be freakin' huge. Halloween will be epic this year, and we're having a double apartment party with the guy next to us upstairs. Gonna be sweet!

[yodapoop]

A St. Louis Ram, oh sorry, the football team has taken that the last 8 games. So sorry for the lack of originality.

[DHVF]

Halloween is over. All the good parties are the weekend before.yup, yup, definitely agree with that here.

[Hurricane Ditka]

According to whom? Where the hell do you live? Wednesday around Illinois State is going to be freakin' huge. Halloween will be epic this year, and we're having a double apartment party with the guy next to us upstairs. Gonna be sweet!
I've got a pretty sweet party lined up. If you see a Hunter S Thompson in an American Flag shirt, it's a good chance that's me.

[bsaza2358]

My housemates and I are throwing a party Saturday with 50-60 attending. So much for that theory...

[rainbeaukid2]

roll with the ace ventura, way easy to pull off. all you need is some hair gel and a tutu

http://www.britfilms.tv/images/news/Ace%20Ventura.jpg

[Scarface]

I found out what my costume is going to be. I am going to be Mike Gundy and walk around to kids trick our treating. Im going to say to tell them "CANDY IS GARBAGE AND THE COMPANY THAT MADE IT IS GARBAGE" and steal it from them.

[Moses]

I'm going as Jim Lahey tonight.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zWCBghizQUs

[Hurricane Ditka]

I'm going as Jim Lahey tonight.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zWCBghizQUs
Sweet as balls. TBZ is the awesome.

[critesy]

i dressed as a mexican today for school...

http://photos-a.ak.facebook.com/photos-ak-sf2p/v151/73/106/503296830/n503296830_400932_7750.jpg


http://photos-b.ak.facebook.com/photos-ak-sf2p/v151/73/106/503296830/n503296830_400933_8011.jpg


and the jeans i wore were girl jeans because i wanted a tight old ruggity look, and i found out that i have a pretty nice girl bum ;)

http://photos-d.ak.facebook.com/photos-ak-sf2p/v151/73/106/503296830/n503296830_400931_7474.jpg

[VoteLynnSwan]

that is extremely disturbing.

[BrownsTown]

that is extremely disturbing.

Yea, I think I may very well be scarred for life.

[bsaza2358]

Would it be inappropriate for me to compliment your booty? haha

[VoteLynnSwan]

Would it be inappropriate for me to compliment your booty? haha

seriously, look at it from the waste down... tell me that is not a chick.

[moc182]

I was Al Borland.

[critesy]

seriously, look at it from the waste down... tell me that is not a chick.

ahaha girls were saying they were jealous of my booty today.

[jballa838]

ahaha girls were saying they were jealous of my booty today.
you tell them they can see it naked later?

sorry thats all i got

[mikehop05]

soo i went as waldo from wheres waldo...

i was planning on just popping up in people pictures, buttt i got too wrapped up in other events to worry about that

[neko4]

thatd be funny if you hid in people's houses dressed like that

[mikehop05]

thatd be funny if you hid in people's houses dressed like that

i was really planning on doing that, going al lout with it... but yeahhh it just didnt work out haha

[neko4]

i was really planning on doing that, going al lout with it... but yeahhh it just didnt work out haha
did you just get out on bail or did the jail guards give some internet time

[mikehop05]

did you just get out on bail or did the jail guards give some internet time

not quite sure i follow??

[neko4]

not quite sure i follow??
ahhh nevermind sorry, i was making a joke saying you went to jail for hiding in peoples houses and them thinking yu were stalking them because u said things didnt turn out that way
my bad

[mikehop05]

ahhh nevermind sorry, i was making a joke saying you went to jail for hiding in peoples houses and them thinking yu were stalking them because u said things didnt turn out that way
my bad

hahah well also considering theres been like 10 reports of peeping toms in college park the past couple months so that might nota been the best idea to do

[neko4]

hahah well also considering theres been like 10 reports of peeping toms in college park the past couple months so that might nota been the best idea to do
haha, now im jealous, do u go to UMD or just live there?

[bantx]

did anyone see that video of those guys who went as iphones had lcd tvs made into their costumes i cant find video but when i do ill post

[mikehop05]

haha, now im jealous, do u go to UMD or just live there?

yeah i goto umd

[Cunit2k7]

if anyone on here is from the cleveland area i think u will enjoy this costume idea. You and two friends dress up as Friedman Domiano & Smith.

[KILLERSANTA]

Best Costume EVER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

http://img451.imageshack.us/img451/1387/mevw9.jpg (http://imageshack.us)


Yeah, I know, I'm baller.




PS yes that's me