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Jakey
10-14-2007, 02:32 PM
Seems everyone seemed to love talking about their poop stories so much(SuperKevin), i thought i'd make a thread about it. But please keep desabled ppl out of it this time, that just took the fun out of it! Poop away!
ATLDirtyBirds
10-14-2007, 02:34 PM
It's very tough to make something like this even close to the original. See RDT.
Turtlepower
10-14-2007, 02:39 PM
It's very tough to make something like this even close to the original. See RDT.

Of the Grind your Gears thread. That was fun.
Scotty D
10-14-2007, 02:52 PM
My friend has some crazy stories about poop from working as a cart attendent at Target. Public restrooms always get hit hard because the only reason people use them is if it is an emergency.
SuperKevin
10-14-2007, 02:54 PM
My friend has some crazy stories about poop from working as a cart attendent at Target. Public restrooms always get hit hard because the only reason people use them is if it is an emergency.

I have no problem using a public restroom. I refuse to hold it if I know there is a bathroom in the area. It's pointless
Vikes99ej
10-14-2007, 02:54 PM
Too soon.....
SuperKevin
10-14-2007, 02:54 PM
Seems everyone seemed to love talking about their poop stories so much(SuperKevin), i thought i'd make a thread about it. But please keep desabled ppl out of it this time, that just took the fun out of it! Poop away!

If you like my poop stories you'll love my pee stories
Scotty D
10-14-2007, 02:55 PM
I have no problem using a public restroom. I refuse to hold it if I know there is a bathroom in the area. It's pointless

I'll use a public restroom but I lay toilet paper down on the seat. Weird? I dunno.
ATLDirtyBirds
10-14-2007, 02:57 PM
I never liked using public bathrooms to poop. I need comfort.
gbpackers0065
10-14-2007, 02:57 PM
I love pooping at work, by far the most rewarding feeling getting paid to take a dump.
WMD
10-14-2007, 02:59 PM
I'm on an amazing streak of like.. 3 nice, clean, healthy poopies. I attribute it to my recent ventures into Mini Wheat cereal.
SuperKevin
10-14-2007, 03:00 PM
I'll use a public restroom but I lay toilet paper down on the seat. Weird? I dunno.

Eh, I'll wipe the seat off if i see pee on it but otherwise I don't mind sitting on it. Thats what soap and showers are for
WMD
10-14-2007, 03:06 PM
Eh, I'll wipe the seat off if i see pee on it but otherwise I don't mind sitting on it. Thats what soap and showers are for

He just wants to stay clean for his hot Asian Twink.
neko4
10-14-2007, 03:27 PM
I dont sit on the public restroom seats too poo, i just kinda sit and hover over'm
Wooty Magic!
10-14-2007, 03:29 PM
I'm on an amazing streak of like.. 3 nice, clean, healthy poopies. I attribute it to my recent ventures into Mini Wheat cereal.

You should try All-Bran :)
SuperKevin
10-14-2007, 03:31 PM
I'm going to have to spend 7 months pooping in a PortaJohn while in Iraq. I hope i don't get smurfed
Scotty D
10-14-2007, 03:32 PM
I'm going to have to spend 7 months pooping in a PortaJohn while in Iraq. I hope i don't get smurfed

What is smurfed?
SuperKevin
10-14-2007, 03:33 PM
What is smurfed?

Smurfed=When you poop in a portajohn and the blue stuff splashes up onto your ass
Scotty D
10-14-2007, 03:46 PM
Smurfed=When you poop in a portajohn and the blue stuff splashes up onto your ass

Ah thanks for some reason I thought it might involve you getting tipped over and getting covered in the blue stuff.
BuckNaked
10-14-2007, 04:38 PM
Eh, I'll wipe the seat off if i see pee on it but otherwise I don't mind sitting on it. Thats what soap and showers are for

Same here, I wipe it off everytime I use it.
Bills2083
10-14-2007, 04:51 PM
I put toilet paper down before I sit on the toilet.

BTW, Vikes99ej, that is an amazing sig
Ravens1991
10-14-2007, 05:56 PM
when I was little I had this little plastic toilet. I pooped in it once and it was a perfect form of a enlarged Hershey Kiss. I didnt let my mom clean the toilet until she took a picture of it.
TimDris
10-14-2007, 05:58 PM
Last night during the intermission of my hockey game I went to the bathroom and took 1 wearing my full hockey equipment. It was horrible...
Ewing
10-14-2007, 06:36 PM
I once took one that six and a half Courics.
Staubach12
10-14-2007, 08:28 PM
http://www.movieparrot.com/img/actors/philip-seymour-hoffman.jpg

I just sharted.
yodapoop
10-14-2007, 08:31 PM
U are a virgin til u have sex while taking a ****.
Philliez01
10-14-2007, 09:18 PM
I'll use a public restroom but I lay toilet paper down on the seat. Weird? I dunno.

The Bird's Nest is a requirement when I go public. I am like the Niles Crane when it comes to toilets, wipe 'em down good.
The Unseen
10-14-2007, 09:21 PM
There was a pile of horse manure on the pavement just outside of the Jaguars stadium. I'm not sure what a horse was doing there, but when I saw it I said "that was the Texans' performance today."
jag
10-14-2007, 09:34 PM
There was a pile of horse manure on the pavement just outside of the Jaguars stadium. I'm not sure what a horse was doing there, but when I saw it I said "that was the Texans' performance today."
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yay
gbpackers0065
10-14-2007, 10:15 PM
I once had to eat nothing but cheerios for 4 straight days, you dont even wanna know
TimDris
10-14-2007, 10:17 PM
after a rough experience at the john, i decided to take a look at what caused all the problems and i was amazed at what i found...

http://www.jrwoodward.net/jrwoodward/images/bono.jpg
gbpackers0065
10-14-2007, 10:19 PM
after a rough experience at the john, i decided to take a look at what caused all the problems and i was amazed at what i found...

http://www.jrwoodward.net/jrwoodward/images/bono.jpg

9 and 1/2 courics!!!!!!!!!