Payback Prank

[Moses]

Hey all,

I hope some of you are good pranksters because I need advice. I went to a homecoming at another university this weekend, leaving my room unattended. I have four roommates whom I told not to let my room get thrashed over the weekend (they were having friends over and it is Oktoberfest here).

I came back home Sunday afternoon and to my delight, my room was untouched. I watched a bit of football and chilled out the rest of the day until it was time to go to sleep. After I watched a few movies and the newest episode of The Office, I drifted off to sleep. That's when everything fell apart.

My cell phone alarm went off at about 9:00 AM. I opened my eyes and directly in front of me lay the worst possible thing to wake up beside.

A condom. Filled with a white substance. About one inch from my mouth.

I reeled back, flinging my body towards the opposite end of the bed. I looked back to make sure I wasn't imagining it. It was still there.

I finally managed to work up the courage to grab it and chuck it in the garbage. I managed to figure out that it was put there during the weekend as a joke by my roommates (it was filled with sour cream thank god). To top it off, I was told that a man and women slept in my bed during the weekend. Who knows what went down.

How can I get revenge? I know at least two of them were involved but it wouldn't surprise me if all four had a hand in this. Any and all suggestions are welcome.

[bearsfan_51]

Have sex with their mothers.

[SubNoize]

rub your nutsack sweat after joggin on all the cups in the house and then tell them while they're drinking out of them.

[TimDris]

Have sex with their mothers.

in their beds

[adschofield]

Fill their beds with big, black dildos during Parent weekend

[bearsfan_51]

Fill their beds with big, black dildos during Parent weekend
Better yet, fill their parents full of big, black dildos during Parent weekend.

['cuse-213]

Fill their beds with big, black dildos during Parent weekend

I like this one lol. and trash his room with *** porn.

[Moses]

What is parents weekend? I'm assuming it's a weekend that your parents come visit or something? We don't have that here.

[Xiomera]

Threaten to do some evil deed as revenge. Every time you see them, you must laugh maniacally, and maintain their fear that you will strike with your plot at any time. After about a week, punch them all in the face.

[fischbowl]

yeah but the problem is, by what means would Moses buy the big blacks without looking like a **** himself.

[Paranoidmoonduck]

Well, do you share rooms with these guys? If so, it's going to be kinda hard to wreak havoc without you paying for it too.

My favorite was get a massive ball of twine and string it all around the room. It's time consuming and generally done better with a group, but the end result is spectacular. Things that involve putting a bunch of **** in someone's room that they then have to deal with are great because as long as you make them impressive the person can only get so pissed off (in theory).

Balloons work too: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wcnDv7Ge-UI

[Moses]

Threaten to do some evil deed as revenge. Every time you see them, you must laugh maniacally, and maintain their fear that you will strike with your plot at any time. After about a week, punch them all in the face.

I've already told them I'm getting revenge and they look pretty nervous. Unfortunately I can only beat up 2 of 4 of them for sure. The other 2 could go either way. Perhaps if I sucker punch them one at a time...

[Moses]

Well, do you share rooms with these guys? If so, it's going to be kinda hard to wreak havoc without you paying for it too.

My favorite was get a massive ball of twine and string it all around the room. It's time consuming and generally done better with a group, but the end result is spectacular. Things that involve putting a bunch of **** in someone's room that they then have to deal with are great because as long as you make them impressive the person can only get so pissed off (in theory).

Balloons work too: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wcnDv7Ge-UI

We all share a house but have separate rooms. That is a funny prank (I saw it about a year ago, loved the guy's reaction) but I don't really want to spend a few hours and a lot of money putting balloons in their rooms.

[bearsfan_51]

Wait a minute....aren't you Moses?

Just have it rain frogs or throw a stick and turn it into a snake. You should have experience in this by now.

[fenikz]

if you have doors separating your rooms you can always penny em, which is easy but it requires a lot of pennies, all you do is jam lots and lots of pennies between the little cracks on the top and sides of the door til it won't open, the only way to get out of it is by removing the pennies 1 by 1

[fischbowl]

tack the floors and wake them all up early like they did on the Bam show.

[MichaelJordanEberle (sabf)]

Wait a minute....aren't you Moses?

Just have it rain frogs or throw a stick and turn it into a snake. You should have experience in this by now.

That's not enough. Sure, pharaoh enslaved Moses' people, but he wasn't enough of a douche to put a condom on his bed and let a couple sleep in there. This definitely calls for the killing of their first born sons.

[BrownsTown]

Let a *** couple sleep in his bed.

[soybean]

fashion this kind of device.

http://my.break.com/content/view.aspx?ContentID=225471 (nutshot)

[bearsfan_51]

Let a *** couple sleep in his bed.

Haha...that's so oddly homophobic I don't even know where to begin....

['cuse-213]

tack the floors and wake them all up early like they did on the Bam show.

Thats not a prank, thats just a dick move.

[someone447]

* Befouling the Shampoo: There are any number of gross things you can put into your roommate's shampoo, conditioner and/or body wash. I'll really leave it up to your imagination, though I might suggest dumping half a bottle of Nair in there if you're feeling particularly vindictive. Messing with your roommates' shampoo is a good shower prank if you all have to share the bathroom, because it's one of the few things in there that you don't use yourself.

* The Sticky Shower: My personal favorite shower prank is the infamous "Sticky Shower". For this one, you'll need to get a pouch of that Fun Dip **** that's basically pure powdered sugar. Simply unscrew the shower head, pour the contents of the Fun Dip into it, screw the now-loaded head back on and make sure you don't shower before your roommates do. When they turn on the water, it will react with the Fun Dip and your roommate will end up standing in a stream of purple sugar water. Hilarity is bound to ensue when your roommate gets out and realizes he's even grosser than he was when he went in. If you can't get your hands on some Fun Dip, you can always substitute powdered Kool-Aid, NesQuick, Pixie Stix, or any of those powdered lemonade mixes.

MWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

[JeffSamardzijaIRISH]

Stick **** in their toothpaste, put their toothbrush up a hoe's *****

[adschofield]

* The Sticky Shower: My personal favorite shower prank is the infamous "Sticky Shower". For this one, you'll need to get a pouch of that Fun Dip **** that's basically pure powdered sugar. Simply unscrew the shower head, pour the contents of the Fun Dip into it, screw the now-loaded head back on and make sure you don't shower before your roommates do. When they turn on the water, it will react with the Fun Dip and your roommate will end up standing in a stream of purple sugar water. Hilarity is bound to ensue when your roommate gets out and realizes he's even grosser than he was when he went in. If you can't get your hands on some Fun Dip, you can always substitute powdered Kool-Aid, NesQuick, Pixie Stix, or any of those powdered lemonade mixes.

MWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

That's awesome

[Green Bay Scat]

i pissed in my brothers hair gell to get revenge, knowin he wore it the entire day makes it better

[j05son]

* The Sticky Shower: My personal favorite shower prank is the infamous "Sticky Shower". For this one, you'll need to get a pouch of that Fun Dip **** that's basically pure powdered sugar. Simply unscrew the shower head, pour the contents of the Fun Dip into it, screw the now-loaded head back on and make sure you don't shower before your roommates do. When they turn on the water, it will react with the Fun Dip and your roommate will end up standing in a stream of purple sugar water. Hilarity is bound to ensue when your roommate gets out and realizes he's even grosser than he was when he went in. If you can't get your hands on some Fun Dip, you can always substitute powdered Kool-Aid, NesQuick, Pixie Stix, or any of those powdered lemonade mixes.

MWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

FTW!!!
/10

[Moses]

I like that sticky shower idea. I'll have to check out my shower head to see if it works. Problem is that I don't know if one of the guilty parties will shower before the not-guilty guys.

[someone447]

I like that sticky shower idea. I'll have to check out my shower head to see if it works. Problem is that I don't know if one of the guilty parties will shower before the not-guilty guys.

Let the guys who weren't involved know whats going on.

[VoteLynnSwan]

I like that sticky shower idea. I'll have to check out my shower head to see if it works. Problem is that I don't know if one of the guilty parties will shower before the not-guilty guys.

yea, just tell them not to shower that day, at least not in the morning.

Only issue is that you'll only get one of the guilty parties, so you'll need a second option for the other guy.

[Chucky]

Kill their parents, cut them up, and serve them in chili form

http://thatsonpoint.blogspot.com/Scottcartman.gif

[WinslowBodden]

BUTTERED FLOOR!!!!!!

Its freakin hilarious...

Butter the floor and call the home phone, video tape it, if they go running for the phone they'll ******* wipe out.

[Hawk]

Doe Estrus AKA Deer Piss

This **** smells sooo bad. Either put it on their car or in their shampoo, the options are endless. You can buy it for about 5 dollars at any type of outdoors/hunting stores, I even think Walmart has it. I've put in through some guy's AC unit in his car one time.

[Brent]

re-format all their computers

[Mr. Stiller]

re-format all their computers

With Linux.

and if not that.. I'm thinking of

http://www.prinny.co.uk/images/12-2-Mr%20Nanny.jpg

Un-do the shower head so when they get in and turn it on, it fires off and gives them a black eye.

Or many of the other comical ways they kick the **** out of the hulkster

[kwilk103]

you could wait til they go home for a weekend or away and tin foil or sticky note everything

i saw one of my friends to it with tin foil----they did it to everything----sheets, matress, computer, clothes, etc

[Hurricane Ditka]

Take a dump on their pillows.

[Staubach12]

Take a dump on them while they sleep.

[Hurricane Ditka]

Take a dump on them while they sleep.Give em the old hot carl.

[Staubach12]

Ditka! I Was On Page One And Then Wrote That! Ahahahahahahahahahahah!

[Hurricane Ditka]

The world thinks what ditka thinks.

[Staubach12]

I guess so...

[drowe]

ok,
i've done this to one of my college roommates and it's worked great.
for this one, all you will need is access to the internet and a color printer.

-first, look up some of the most disgusting internet porn you can find. the sight we always used was farmteens.com...not sure if the site is still around.

-print off your favorite image, and tape it onto the first blank page of one (or more) of your roommate's class notebook.

-that way, your roomie will go to his (hopefully crowded) class, open up his notebook to take notes and find a big picture of a girl taking it up the ass from a goat.

[Brent]

I already suggested re-formatting their computers but I think another good one could be to shrink a pair of their shoes. I don't know if this always works but I remember reading somewhere that if you boil a pair of shoes (mainly ones made of leather like dress shoes and such) and then stick them in the oven for a bit they will shrink a size or two. I still think that re-formatting their computers would be awesome, just look for a program online that reformats so that you cannot do a hard drive disk recovery.

[JF4]

What other scholl homecoming did you go to?

Queens?

[TitleTown088]

ok,
i've done this to one of my college roommates and it's worked great.
for this one, all you will need is access to the internet and a color printer.

-first, look up some of the most disgusting internet porn you can find. the sight we always used was farmteens.com...not sure if the site is still around.

-print off your favorite image, and tape it onto the first blank page of one (or more) of your roommate's class notebook.

-that way, your roomie will go to his (hopefully crowded) class, open up his notebook to take notes and find a big picture of a girl taking it up the ass from a goat.
Drowe, I can't believe god is allowing you to be a father.

[drowe]

Drowe, I can't believe god is allowing you to be a father.

hah, yeah sometimes i'm surprised my wife is allowing me to be a father. but, hey, somebody has to teach the little dudes about farm porn.

[Sportsfan486]

I still think that re-formatting their computers would be awesome, just look for a program online that reformats so that you cannot do a hard drive disk recovery.

Uhh.. that's not even a little funny. Maybe if you want to get your skull cracked by a really pissed off dude, sure, go for it, but if you're aiming for an actual, you know, funny prank... prolly not the best idea.

[bsaza2358]

I think one good turn deserves another. Get a box of tampons and some nail polish or tomato juice. Use your imagination and leave many in their beds.

[Mr. Stiller]

Uhh.. that's not even a little funny. Maybe if you want to get your skull cracked by a really pissed off dude, sure, go for it, but if you're aiming for an actual, you know, funny prank... prolly not the best idea.

or you could swap their HDD's out.

[drowe]

Uhh.. that's not even a little funny. Maybe if you want to get your skull cracked by a really pissed off dude, sure, go for it, but if you're aiming for an actual, you know, funny prank... prolly not the best idea.

i agree. i'm also not in favor of the the boiling of the shoes idea. really, when it's all said and done, you want the victim to be scared or embarrassed or inconvinienced. ya don't want him coming up to you and saying:

"well, now you owe me $40 for a new pair of shoes."

or

"fix my damn computer, i have a paper due tomorrow!"

or

"hey, that wasn't very nice. my parents still had a lot of life to live and that chilli tasted like crap."

[Moses]

What other scholl homecoming did you go to?

Queens?

You know it. :D

[Moses]

Uhh.. that's not even a little funny. Maybe if you want to get your skull cracked by a really pissed off dude, sure, go for it, but if you're aiming for an actual, you know, funny prank... prolly not the best idea.

Ya, I don't want to do anything that will cost them money or an excessive amount of time to cleanup because they're obviously going to do something worse back to me.

[Addict]

a great way to get back at them:

- open the door a tiny little bit, and a bucket filled with water (better yet, sour cream)
- place some bananas on the floor by the door

when they open the door, it's fun time.

oooooh bet a golf club and smash their nuts too!

or better yet: tell them one day you believe in vampires and bite them in their sleep the next day.

[bsaza2358]

I think my idea with the "bloody" tampons is both disgusting and appropriate payback.

[Hurricane Ditka]

I already suggested re-formatting their computers but I think another good one could be to shrink a pair of their shoes. I don't know if this always works but I remember reading somewhere that if you boil a pair of shoes (mainly ones made of leather like dress shoes and such) and then stick them in the oven for a bit they will shrink a size or two. I still think that re-formatting their computers would be awesome, just look for a program online that reformats so that you cannot do a hard drive disk recovery.
Better yet he could poop in their shoes.

[vatech=accdomination]

send them a box full of cockroaches.

[Brent]

You could go get some dead crickets (they come in a small plastic container) from Petsmart and just dump them in their shoes or in their beds. It's relatively cheap (I used to work there) and they smell kind of funky. It wouldn't be too expensive and it would be sort of easy to clean up, all they would have to do is vacuum up the crickets and clean the sheets/shoes.

[vatech=accdomination]

imagine stepping on dead crickets.

[Brent]

imagine stepping on dead crickets.
When I worked at Petsmart, we used to screw around and throw live crickets at each other. There was a huge bin in the stockroom full of them. It was entirely harmless and none of the managers really gave a crap, so long as customers didn't see.

[Vince Lombardi]

Take your friends out and get them really wasted. When they've adequately got their beer goggles on, you get some transvestite hookers that you've prearranged to go hit on them and invite them out to hook up. Make sure to get one for each friend, and then you can forever hold over their heads the fact that they got drunk and did it with a dude. Oh, and make sure to get pictures that can easily be posted online just incase they ever think about trying to get you back. http://www.nfldraftcountdown.com/forum/images/icons/icon12.gif

[Moses]

Take your friends out and get them really wasted. When they've adequately got their beer goggles on, you get some transvestite hookers that you've prearranged to go hit on them and invite them out to hook up. Make sure to get one for each friend, and then you can forever hold over their heads the fact that they got drunk and did it with a dude. Oh, and make sure to get pictures that can easily be posted online just incase they ever think about trying to get you back. http://www.nfldraftcountdown.com/forum/images/icons/icon12.gif

If only I knew some transvestite hookers and both guilty parties didn't have girlfriends. :(

[JF4]

You know it. :D

A bunch of my friends went. I heard it was pretty wild. But supposedly it was better last year. Something about way too many cops.


I'm probably gonna strongly consider going next year.

[Moses]

A bunch of my friends went. I heard it was pretty wild. But supposedly it was better last year. Something about way too many cops.


I'm probably gonna strongly consider going next year.

Tons of cops. One of my buddies got written up for drinking on the street. Was pretty crazy. Partied all weekend and went to Aberdeen on Saturday night. Couple thousand people on one street is madness but the cops kept it under control.

[Addict]

if you really want to punish them wait till they sleep and turn their nuts to pulp by smashing them with a golf-club. Having no kids EVER would be a great payback.

[vatech=accdomination]

pull an unannounced wayne gretzky next time they are with ther girlfriends, pretty sure that would blow their minds.

[Hurricane Ditka]

You could go get some dead crickets (they come in a small plastic container) from Petsmart and just dump them in their shoes or in their beds. It's relatively cheap (I used to work there) and they smell kind of funky. It wouldn't be too expensive and it would be sort of easy to clean up, all they would have to do is vacuum up the crickets and clean the sheets/shoes.
Really pooping in their shoes would be so much more effective, cheaper, and harder to clean up.

[ImBrotherCain]

* The Sticky Shower: My personal favorite shower prank is the infamous "Sticky Shower". For this one, you'll need to get a pouch of that Fun Dip **** that's basically pure powdered sugar. Simply unscrew the shower head, pour the contents of the Fun Dip into it, screw the now-loaded head back on and make sure you don't shower before your roommates do. When they turn on the water, it will react with the Fun Dip and your roommate will end up standing in a stream of purple sugar water. Hilarity is bound to ensue when your roommate gets out and realizes he's even grosser than he was when he went in. If you can't get your hands on some Fun Dip, you can always substitute powdered Kool-Aid, NesQuick, Pixie Stix, or any of those powdered lemonade mixes.

MWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

My one complaint here is that i turn on the shower before i get in so any funny colored water coming out of the shower i would notice... but normal sugar would work just as well.

ok,
i've done this to one of my college roommates and it's worked great.
for this one, all you will need is access to the internet and a color printer.

-first, look up some of the most disgusting internet porn you can find. the sight we always used was farmteens.com...not sure if the site is still around.

-print off your favorite image, and tape it onto the first blank page of one (or more) of your roommate's class notebook.

-that way, your roomie will go to his (hopefully crowded) class, open up his notebook to take notes and find a big picture of a girl taking it up the ass from a goat.

I still think this is the best one i have seen here!

[vatech=accdomination]

are you guys aware of the wayne gretzky?

[VoteLynnSwan]

are you guys aware of the wayne gretzky?

no, explain.

[bsaza2358]

Yes, I am unaware of that.

[Vince Lombardi]

You should smear feces all over their rooms. We have a lovely palette to choose from. I would highly recommend "baby green".

[soybean]

just paint their toilet seats with white paint.

[adschofield]

Get your friends WASTED so that they won't remember anything the night before...and then put a dildo in their bed...They wake and they fear for the worst.

[TimDris]

or better yet: tell them one day you believe in vampires and bite them in their sleep the next day.

HAHA thats ******* hilarious... i want to do that so bad...

[TimDris]

are you guys aware of the wayne gretzky?

what is it?

[BuckNaked]

Get your friends WASTED so that they won't remember anything the night before...and then put a dildo in their bed...They wake and they fear for the worst.

Even better here. Instead of putting a dildo there, put them naked in the same bed together. They'll really flip out then.

[Staubach12]

Even better here. Instead of putting a dildo there, put them naked in the same bed together. They'll really flip out then.

Bahahahahahaha! YES!

[Stash]

Even better here. Instead of putting a dildo there, put them naked in the same bed together. They'll really flip out then.

Do that and place a dildo there, and smear poop on the tip LOL. Don't forget to kick each one of them in the butt really hard when they are wasted the night before so when they wake up their asses will hurt.

[vatech=accdomination]

The Wayne Gretzky:

You wait until you know when one of your friends is gonna nail his girlfriend, and that night you sneak into his room before they get in. You need to be dressed in full hockey gear(goalie gear has always worked best), When you can tell he is about done, run over, body check him off of her or vice versa, and then run out of the room. It usually works the best when they are drunk, caus they will be like what the **** just happened.

[adschofield]

The Wayne Gretzky:

You wait until you know when one of your friends is gonna nail his girlfriend, and that night you sneak into his room before they get in. You need to be dressed in full hockey gear(goalie gear has always worked best), When you can tell he is about done, run over, body check him off of her or vice versa, and then run out of the room. It usually works the best when they are drunk, caus they will be like what the **** just happened.


LOL!!!!!!!!!!!

[Stash]

The Wayne Gretzky:

You wait until you know when one of your friends is gonna nail his girlfriend, and that night you sneak into his room before they get in. You need to be dressed in full hockey gear(goalie gear has always worked best), When you can tell he is about done, run over, body check him off of her or vice versa, and then run out of the room. It usually works the best when they are drunk, caus they will be like what the **** just happened.

That sounds like a good way to get the **** kicked outta you.

[skinzzfan25]

The Wayne Gretzky:

You wait until you know when one of your friends is gonna nail his girlfriend, and that night you sneak into his room before they get in. You need to be dressed in full hockey gear(goalie gear has always worked best), When you can tell he is about done, run over, body check him off of her or vice versa, and then run out of the room. It usually works the best when they are drunk, caus they will be like what the **** just happened.

lmfao nice

[TitleTown088]

hah, yeah sometimes i'm surprised my wife is allowing me to be a father. but, hey, somebody has to teach the little dudes about farm porn.

Hell yeah, what would life be like without Farm porn and Tijuana's horse shows.

[ripdw27]

lmao wayne gretzky hahahaha

you could start by saran wrapping there cars, that always works out pretty good

another couple i highly recomend if you wanna kick it up a notch
get them wasted, put some blood colored paint on the corner of their mouth after they pass out. then put some more on a tampon and put that near there bed or wherever they passed out, and maybe even a bloddy condom. after that they will think they ate out a chick with her period

another one called the rockstar

take a piece of paper, pretty small just a tad bigger then an actual guitar pick. place it inbetween there fingers (middle/ring) and light it on fire. when the fire gets up to there knuckles, they will wake up screaming and shaking there hand off, like there playin guitar.