Sleep Study

[Moses]

I have to go sleep at this clinic tonight to get some tests done. Unfortunately the test starts at 9:30 PM instead of my normal bedtime of about 4:00 AM. Any tips on getting to sleep earlier? I don't want to be sitting there for 4 hours in the dark with nothing to do. Jerking off is obviously out because doctors will be watching me. Lights will be off too so I can't read or anything.

Gonna be a looooong night and I imagine if I'm not asleep fast enough they'll have to do it again because it ends at 6:00 AM at the latest.

[neko4]

pills? or those allowed?

[gbpackers0065]

Masturbating makes you go to sleep faster?

['cuse-213]

Go workout extremely hard. It will be good for you and youll obviously be tired.

[neko4]

Masturbating makes you go to sleep faster?
it helps me :)

[Moses]

Masturbating makes you go to sleep faster?

You serious? Why do you think guys fall asleep right after sex? :D

[Xiomera]

You could always count sheep . . . wait, you live in Canada, right? Don't you guys count moose or something?

Oh crap, I think this may trigger a "moose" vs. "mooses" argument . . .

[Moses]

You could always count sheep . . . wait, you live in Canada, right? Don't you guys count moose or something?

Oh crap, I think this may trigger a "moose" vs. "mooses" argument . . .

I count either maple syrup, moose, hockey sticks, or igloos.

['cuse-213]

Masturbating makes you go to sleep faster?

Yes. hello dont highlight this.

[fischbowl]

Masturbation makes me tired, then I think about it, and I stay awake.

[EdReedUnstoppable]

You serious? Why do you think guys fall asleep right after sex? :D

Sex is way more physically demanding then jerkin it, me personally if I jerk it I get energy.

[gbpackers0065]

It usually just makes me hungry and ashamed. :(

[drowe]

i love this thread

[fischbowl]

Sex is way more physically demanding then jerkin it, me personally if I jerk it I get energy.

the resultant adrenaline is probably the cause.

[BrownsTown]

Go crazy on a treadmill or something. Run until you're really tired.

[MichaelJordanEberle (sabf)]

Jerking it eases the mind of dirty thoughts, thus distracting you less.

[drowe]

yeah, ya could just rub one off in the restroom. that might help.

otherwise, if you have a girlfriend, invite her along and say you want to "talk about your relationship" that crap always put me to sleep back in the day.

[GB12]

I count either maple syrup, moose, hockey sticks, or igloos.
What about beavers?

[SuperKevin]

What about beavers?

That would be covered in jerking off

[duckseason]

Try melatonin. It should help put you to sleep without side effects. It won't knock you out cold, but it should help make you drowsy.

[Cashmoney]

take a few tylenol PMs and see if you can finish whacking off before you fall asleep, you'll win either way.

[duckseason]

Though I'd imagine that the results of a sleep study would be inaccurate if the test isn't conducted during your normal rest period. They should be more flexible with their schedule.

[Moses]

Though I'd imagine that the results of a sleep study would be inaccurate if the test isn't conducted during your normal rest period. They should be more flexible with their schedule.

Ya, I was thinking the same thing. This was the latest appointment they had too. I don't know many people who go to sleep before 9:30 PM.

Well I'm off in about half an hour. Hopefully I magically fall asleep somehow. :D

[Brent]

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