Big girls

[bearsfan_51]

You make the call.....

[jballa838]

how big ?

[RyanLeaf#1]

Leave em. Big girls are not for me, but im sure some of you love em so use can have them.

[Wooty Magic!]

Can you define big please.

[bearsfan_51]

No....it was left purposefully vague.

[art vandelay]

I think it's pretty evident that BF_51 got with one last night and is looking for some positive reinforcement.

[jballa838]

then leave em.
all 150 pounds of me couldnt handle "all dat ass"

[trkaline]

...If i'm drunk and shes one of them big girls that actually look good. yes its very possible...though i have been wit a Dungeon Troll before...she just gave me a "hand'' though no heavy lifting...

[bearsfan_51]

I think it's pretty evident that BF_51 got with one last night and is looking for some positive reinforcement.
Dude..I'm old...I was getting blowjobs from random big girls while your mother was changing your dipers.

And I have a very slender girlfriend at the moment..it's just for public discussion.

[Wooty Magic!]

Love 'em for sure.

[Boston]

Warmth in the winter, shade in the summer.

[bearsfan_51]

Here's another riddle for you gentlemen:

Why do fat girls give good head?

[jballa838]

Dude..I'm old...I was getting blowjobs from random big girls while your mother was changing your dipers.

And I have a very slender girlfriend at the moment..it's just for public discussion.
scale of 1-10. How hot is this slender girlfriend?

[jballa838]

Here's another riddle for you gentlemen:

Why do fat girls give good head?
easy, used to putting a lot of meat in their mouths.
hehe

[Wooty Magic!]

Here's another riddle for you gentlemen:

Why do fat girls give good head?

Define good head please.

[bearsfan_51]

scale of 1-10. How hot is this slender girlfriend?
Hmm...objectively? Probably an 8.

I'm a good looking guy but I'm lazy and don't like to spend money on women, which is a bad combination when you're in your mid-20's and any exceptionally good looking girl is going to expect you to pay for everything.

[bearsfan_51]

easy, used to putting a lot of meat in their mouths.
hehe
Incorrect.

[trkaline]

They are easier and my god do they try hard..some of the best slop you can get this side of the Pig Pen...

[Flyboy]

Depends on the definition of "big". I've always gone for girls with more meat on their bones, though. Just my preference.

[PACKmanN]

Here's another riddle for you gentlemen:

Why do fat girls give good head?

because they're hungry?

[RyanLeaf#1]

Hmm...objectively? Probably an 8.

I'm a good looking guy but I'm lazy and don't like to spend money on women, which is a bad combination when you're in your mid-20's and any exceptionally good looking girl is going to expect you to pay for everything.

My take on this is: If you start buying them all this **** they dont like you. If you dont buy them **** they like you because they feel like they have to still win you over. I always find the girls that I dont wine and dine to like me alot more.

[slightlyaraiderfan]

Here's another riddle for you gentlemen:

Why do fat girls give good head?
Because they have to.

[jballa838]

Incorrect.
because they swallow (food) more than spit?

[DChess]

fat girls arent just ugly, they're usually annoying as balls. or maybe i just have a low tolerance for fat chicks, maybe i dont notice it when a girls hot but i do hate fat chicks

[bearsfan_51]

My take on this is: If you start buying them all this **** they dont like you. If you dont buy them **** they like you because they feel like they have to still win you over. I always find the girls that I dont wine and dine to like me alot more.
Well sure, but when I'm meeting girls at the bar there's an awkward moment where it's like "buy your own ******* drink".

Anyway...my girl is a cutie..not trying to run her down or anything. But the VERY good looking women just have an attitude that their vagina is worth a certain price, and I don't play that game.

[trkaline]

Im cool with them not liking me as long as they do there part to pay me for my generousity....

[bearsfan_51]

Because they have to.
We have a winner.

[RyanLeaf#1]

Well sure, but when I'm meeting girls at the bar there's an awkward moment where it's like "buy your own ******* drink".

Anyway...my girl is a cutie..not trying to run her down or anything. But the VERY good looking women just have an attitude that their vagina is worth a certain price, and I don't play that game.

Well im not buying any girl a drink at the bar besides mine. I currently have a girlfriend. Im in the same boat you are I would put my girlfriend around an 8.

[trkaline]

fat girls arent just ugly, they're usually annoying as balls. or maybe i just have a low tolerance for fat chicks, maybe i dont notice it when a girls hot but i do hate fat chicks

Sure there annoying and thats why you fill there pie hole boyo...

[bearsfan_51]

This poll amuses me.

[P-L]

I don't like them too big. However, my current girlfriend isn't exactly the definition of thin and it doesn't bother me at all.

[TimDris]

then leave em.
all 150 pounds of me couldnt handle "all dat ass"

i know im only 140 so its leave the big girls for me!

[Brent]

They need love, too, just not from me.

[Flyboy]

I voted Love 'Em, but that's just me.

[trkaline]

Im kinda big so sometimes its just like **** it. Take the easier path to a good evening...

[Flyboy]

Im kinda big so sometimes its just like **** it. Take the easier path to a good evening...

Same here... not too big, but definitely bigger than I'd like to be. I always get weird looks from people when I mention I'm "big", though.

[Chaucer]

If fat people where a race. I would consider my self racist.

[MichaelJordanEberle (sabf)]

Same here... not too big, but definitely bigger than I'd like to be. I always get weird looks from people when I mention I'm "big", though.


Are you billemic?

[trkaline]

Fat people are a race..just like midgets...

[Flyboy]

Are you billemic?

Bulimic. And, no. Unless something has salad dressing or mayo on it.. then I feel l like throwing up on purpose.

[steelersfan43]

If fat people where a race. I would consider my self racist.

Roflsocks!!!

[DChess]

2girls1cup.com really expresses my feelings towards girls in general

[bearsfan_51]

2girls1cup.com really expresses my feelings towards girls in general

It's a modern-day romance.

[Paul]

Doesn't matter, Fat girls don't have feelings.

[jballa838]

i know im only 140 so its leave the big girls for me!
i'm skinny. not g a y.

[DChess]

It's a modern-day romance.

i mean they make shakespere's romeo and juliet look like a modern day britney and k-fed. am i right?!?!

[Hurricane Ditka]

Eh, Why not? Just as long as they aren't fatter than I am, and aren't like hideous. Like she still has to look good.

[SuperKevin]

I can't even make it through posting a joke here without laughing too hardso no joke from me

Great thread BF_51

[PACKmanN]

2girls1cup.com really expresses my feelings towards girls in general

omg I hate you. WTF would u post this for.

[Wooty Magic!]

Quality head over Good looking girl ?!?

[DChess]

omg I hate you. WTF would u post this for.

for this moment right here

[Hurricane Ditka]

omg I hate you. WTF would u post this for.I think he did it to ruin your life.

[Wooty Magic!]

This is hilarious.

[Brent]

I have yet to look at the 2girls1cup site and I refuse to solely based on the reactions of people on this forum.

[Wooty Magic!]

I have yet to look at the 2girls1cup site and I refuse to solely based on the reactions of people on this forum.

You should take a look.

[trkaline]

....I've watched part of it without sound...is sound required to fully get the true experience?

[bearsfan_51]

Doesn't matter, Fat girls don't have feelings.
They can feel my nuts on their chin.

[Wooty Magic!]

....I've watched part of it without sound...is sound required to fully get the true experience?

Definitaly.

[trkaline]

Well in all seriousness,there moist place...is like a friggin cave...one of my boys went elbow deep that **** was disgusting he was just walkin around wit his arm completely soaked...

[trkaline]

Nevermind...i didnt see that...and my dear infant baby jesus is the only thing that can save me now....

[DChess]

I have yet to look at the 2girls1cup site and I refuse to solely based on the reactions of people on this forum.

do it, man law, everyone must see it

[fenikz]

depending on what you mean by big, im assuming fat so i said leave em

but in general i date what most people consider really tall girls 5"10-6"0 which i love

[trkaline]

You can't click off once you start the video...it like hypnotizes you...

[jballa838]

DCHESS FOR H.O.F.
yeah i said it.

[P-L]

You can't click off once you start the video...it like hypnotizes you...

Same thing happened to me. I wanted to stop watching it, but something about it made me keep watching.

[trkaline]

But for some odd reason...I want ice cream now...

[DChess]

DCHESS FOR H.O.F.
yeah i said it.

Same thing happened to me. I wanted to stop watching it, but something about it made me keep watching.

But for some odd reason...I want ice cream now...

all hilarious comments

[yodapoop]

Its all this man can get. BANG ANYTHING WITH A *****!

[Smokey Joe]

Hmm...objectively? Probably an 8.

I'm a good looking guy but I'm lazy and don't like to spend money on women, which is a bad combination when you're in your mid-20's and any exceptionally good looking girl is going to expect you to pay for everything.

Stop lying...

:)

[Nitschke-Hawk]

You can't click off once you start the video...it like hypnotizes you...

I just defeated it.

It was gone from my screen less than a second after "the bad part" started.

[trkaline]

I just defeated it.

It was gone from my screen less than a second after "the bad part" started.

Awwww man...well I am a very twizted human being...maybe I just chose not to click off....

[yodapoop]

Another thing: big girls don't cry.

[Boston]

Another thing: big girls don't cry.

Always a plus...in a sick, twisted way.

[trkaline]

Another thing: big girls don't cry.

Bull...call one fat then proceed to tell them" lose some weight fatty, Jesus dont love fatties u moomoo wearin pigwhale." that gets some

[Shiver]

I am a health nut, and I used to be fat, so good physique is somewhat important to me.

[diabsoule]

It depends on how big of a girl your talking about.

[Shiver]

It depends on how big of a girl your talking about.


That gets you thinking though; what exactly is "too big"? It's something to ponder.

[diabsoule]

That gets you thinking though; what exactly is "too big"? It's something to ponder.

That's what I'm pondering. I know what's too big for me but what's too big for me may not be too big for you. If we're talking about a 300 pound fat girl, then yes, that's too big. However, Marilyn Monroe and Jayne Mansfield would be considered big by modern standards and I think those two women have the perfect bodies. They have that full figure that I find very attractive.

[DChess]

ill say if she ways in the same region as you. shes fat

[VoteLynnSwan]

definitely leave em...

[diabsoule]

ill say if she ways in the same region as you. shes fat

So if you're a 140lb emo kid then a 140 pound chick is fat?

[trkaline]

I'll have to somewhat disagree based on situation, on the grounds that If she weighs in the same region as me...shes Colasol...damn I never knew I couldnt spell that word....

[KCJ58]

If she aint 280, she aint a lady

[DChess]

So if you're a 140lb emo kid then a 140 pound chick is fat?

i dont think girls are in the picture for someone like that

[SuperKevin]

I'm biased in the fact that I like my girls really skinny. I mean able to break them skinny

[Vikes99ej]

Absolutely not.

[DChess]

I'm biased in the fact that I like my girls really skinny. I mean able to break them skinny

low self esteem huh, need to beat girls huh, i see how it is

[SuperKevin]

low self esteem huh, need to beat girls huh, i see how it is

I think I broke my knuckle on your mom's skull with that donkey punch

[trkaline]

Ouch........

[DChess]

I think I broke my knuckle on your mom's skull with that donkey punch

she was probably talking back. serves her right

[trkaline]

What is the first thing a woman does after leaving a battered womans shelter?

[VoteLynnSwan]

So if you're a 140lb emo kid then a 140 pound chick is fat?

it depends how tall she is... 140 pounds for a girl 5'6'' and under is actually pretty big, especially considering that the average woman has between 20 and 25 percent body fat...

[NATIONALchamps]

one of our classic women won the country's most beautiful in 1983. she was bigger than most. the body type is preference to everyone and there cultures.

[trkaline]

Ah you guys are no fun....

[NATIONALchamps]

Ah you guys are no fun....

it's the truth story though. you can read about it online.

[trkaline]

I was refering to how my joke was disregarded....

[diabsoule]

What is the first thing a woman does after leaving a battered womans shelter?

I don't know. What does she do?

[NATIONALchamps]

I was refering to how my joke was disregarded....

well i am not lying about story. it is true.

[trkaline]

Wouldn't doubt it ..i like em like that

[Windy]

haha good poll.

[P-L]

well i am not lying about story. it is true.
I enjoyed your story.

[DChess]

just say the punch line. jesus

[bearsfan_51]

it's the truth story though. you can read about it online.
Haha...I love this guy. I don't even care if he's not real.

[trkaline]

Oh the answer to the joke is "The Dishes if she knows whats good for her!"

[trkaline]

ehh didnt work...now its not funny

[DChess]

best racial slur: porch monkey?

[trkaline]

Im taking Porch Monkey back

[DChess]

when was it ever yours

[trkaline]

Since I watched Clerks II.

[SuperKevin]

best racial slur: porch monkey?

I prefer Anchor Baby

[trkaline]

Moon cricket anyone?

[diabsoule]

What do you say to a woman with two black eyes?


Nothing you already told her twice.


Hey-OOOooooooooooooo!

[trkaline]

yea you win this round diasoule...

[drowe]

haha good poll.

that's what she said.

[yodapoop]

Women pull ur heart out, stomp on it, and take a piss.

[Boston]

Women pull ur heart out, stomp on it, and take a piss.

...and then they fix their hair.

[Jughead10]

I'm trying to figure out what is too big. I'm 6'3" about 225lbs. My gf is probably 150-155 lbs. I'm guessing. At around 5'7". Is that too big. I dunno. She could use to lose a little I guess, but I don't really care. If I was short and rail thin, I dunno if I could date her, but I'm not so it doesn't really matter.

[SuperKevin]

"Some Girls are crazy,
Just Listen to What I have to Say About it,
You Have to watch out for the beautiful ones
They'll rip your head right off your neck
and laugh about it with their friends
it's nothing but a game to them"

Old School New Found Glory

[yodapoop]

I'm trying to figure out what is too big. I'm 6'3" about 225lbs. My gf is probably 150-155 lbs. I'm guessing. At around 5'7". Is that too big. I dunno. She could use to lose a little I guess, but I don't really care. If was short and rail thin, I dunno if I could date her, but I'm not so it doesn't really matter.

I'd tap that. 9:57 is too early to be drunk.

[drowe]

having a yes/no style poll is really oversimplifying the issue...as there are many different types of fat chicks.

1-orcha-fat chicks-these are the morbidly obese ones that really shouldn't be allowed out in public. and if we're talking about taking one of THESE for a ride, i'd say 'hell no' as it is physically impossible.

2-self esteem boosters-yeah, we've all seen the crowd of 4 or 5 very good looking girls and the one fat chick they hang out with. there are reports that hitting on the fat one will impress the rest of the herd, however, depending on how much you've had to drink and what the prospects are with the good looking ones, you may get carried away and end up bonking the beast. so, proceed with caution.

3-"i'm not fat, i'm big boned"-AKA, the fat chicks that don't know they're fat. these are the WORST of 'em. ya get all the negatives of a fat girl, plus all the negatives of a good looking girl. they dress slutty and act like they're too good for you. IMO, this is the worst breed of fat chicks.

4-top heavy-it's amazing how a girl with just a little extra meat on the bones can carry sooooo much more in the bra. it's a wonderful thing, and there is no shame and boofing one of these. bonus if ya get in a tittyfuck.

5-bottom heavy-pretty self explanitory and i'd say this one is personal preference.

[SuperKevin]

5-bottom heavy-pretty self explanitory and i'd say this one is personal preference.

As long as it's not a Fupa, Gunt, or Vajumach

[Jughead10]

As long as it's not a Fupa, Gunt, or Vajumach

Charlie Weis has the worst Fupa in the world. He took the Bill Parcel's class of Fupa to a new level.

[draftguru151]

Drowe breaks down fat chicks like Mike Mayock breaks down draft prospects, comes with a lot of knowledge but for some reason afterwards I'm kinda creeped out.

[SuperKevin]

Charlie Weis has the worst Fupa in the world. He took the Bill Parcel's class of Fupa to a new level.

I'm waiting for some clueless idiot to ask what a fupa is so I can go find a ton of pictures

[Addict]

I'm waiting for some clueless idiot to ask what a fupa is so I can go find a ton of pictures

Addict® clueless idiocy on demand:

what's a fupa?

[SuperKevin]

Addict® clueless idiocy on demand:

what's a fupa?

I wish I had a John Madden-esque telestrator so I could point out key elements of the fupa

http://cdn.news.aol.com/aolnews_photos/06/00/20061127135809990001

Notice the gravity defying pouch located in Charlie Weis' pelvic region. Everything to the north steadily is drooping southward until it is met by the roadblock known as the fupa

[DChess]

Addict® clueless idiocy on demand:

what's a fupa?

Front Upper Pussyyy Area

[B-Dawk]

http://cdn.news.aol.com/aolnews_photos/06/00/20061127135809990001

beat to the punch

[RyanLeaf#1]

http://thefeed.blogs.com/photos/uncategorized/mangino_t450.jpg

[SuperKevin]

Front Upper Pussyyy Area

also known as a gunt(clever combination of the words gut and well you know) and vajomach(even more clever combination of the words vagina and stomach)

[Jughead10]

We always called it Fat Upper Puusssyyy Area.

[DChess]

We always called it Fat Upper Puusssyyy Area.

yeah thats probably it, i always get it wrong

[Addict]

also known as a gunt(clever combination of the words gut and well you know) and vajomach(even more clever combination of the words vagina and stomach)

could be a mexican city as well.

[Shiver]

This thread is classic.

[Moses]

I turned down a big girl last Wednesday. Looking back, if I hadn't have ran out of money at the bar I likely would have spent another $20 on $2 drinks and got a BJ.

I'm always torn between trading up for hotter girls or just taking the easy play. I generally go for the trade up and it usually fails. :(

[SuperKevin]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OuNCMYKViN4

This sums up how I like my women

[ironman4579]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OuNCMYKViN4

This sums up how I like my women

And how jetsfuture likes his rappers.

Seriously though, fat girls are fine in a threesome as long as the other girl is hot. Not that I've never fried the pork in a drunken stupor, mind you.

[NYGibril28]

Big girls are for big guys and guys who cant get skinny girls

so...I leave 'em, and spit on them

[bored of education]

Go Ugly Early Avoid The Rush Later

[diabsoule]

A fupa is the:

Fat Upper Pussyy Area

[gbpackers0065]

I accidentally voted leave em, but I don't have a problem with them. As long at they're not absolutely FAT I can dig it.

[DChess]

A fupa is the:

Fat Upper Pussyy Area

if this was a radio talk show, and we gave prizes to the person who called in 9th, you would so win.

[SuperKevin]

if this was a radio talk show, and we gave prizes to the person who called in 9th, you would so win.

And you'd probably win tickets to a crappy Three Days Grace concert

[DChess]

And you'd probably win tickets to a crappy Three Days Grace concert

"i hate everything about you"!!!!!!!!!!!!! i love that song

[Flyboy]

Drowe breaks down fat chicks like Mike Mayock breaks down draft prospects, comes with a lot of knowledge but for some reason afterwards I'm kinda creeped out.

Okay, that's nearly made me bust out in laughter real loud at work. Good work.

4-top heavy-it's amazing how a girl with just a little extra meat on the bones can carry sooooo much more in the bra. it's a wonderful thing, and there is no shame and boofing one of these. bonus if ya get in a tittyfuck.

I must say that tittyfucking is quite overrated. Might be somewhat visually appealing, but not sensually.

[ATLDirtyBirds]

I hate goddamn fat chicks. Espically when they are around hot chicks all the time. It's just like, back to the vibrater fatty, I'm about to make a move.

[JeffSamardzijaIRISH]

I love those big tits

[SuperKevin]

http://www.midwestwrestling.com/Images%2015/kong.jpg

if you don't vote Love 'Em, Amazing Kong will break your dick off

[TimDris]

if you don't vote Love 'Em, Amazing Kong will break your dick off

and than eat it for a little pre-dinner snack...

[drowe]

I must say that tittyfucking is quite overrated. Might be somewhat visually appealing, but not sensually.

funny story...i just realized that i wasn't aware of a technical term for tittyfuck...so, i checked wikipedia...turns out it is mammary intercourse....thanks wikipedia.

also, i agree on the overrated point...most guys would have that towards the bottom of their list of ways to get off....but some of those girls....well...their mammaries are just begging to be intercoursed.

[Flyboy]

Eh, tittyfucking just ain't for me. I've done it once (in 9th grade & the girl had huge tits, mind you) and never had the urge to ever do it again. I might want to smack my cockies on the tits extremely hard (like real HAWRD) or jizz on them, but tittyfucking? Nah. I'll leave that to Mark Ashley.

[Scotty D]

Eh, tittyfucking just ain't for me. I've done it once (in 9th grade & the girl had huge tits, mind you) and never had the urge to ever do it again. I might want to smack my cockies on the tits extremely hard (like real HAWRD) or jizz on them, but tittyfucking? Nah. I'll leave that to Mark Ashley.

To much information. lmao

[MichaelJordanEberle (sabf)]

If a girl is over 80 pounds, I won't touch her.

[Scotty D]

If a girl is over 80 pounds, I won't touch her.

Pedo. hhahaha

[MichaelJordanEberle (sabf)]

http://board.ringsworld.com/photos/pro-ana/blaming-posh-spice-for-getting-anorexic-5133.jpg


Tell me thats not sexy.

[Paul]

http://board.ringsworld.com/photos/pro-ana/blaming-posh-spice-for-getting-anorexic-5133.jpg


Tell me thats not sexy.

yuumm, you could probably do her ribs.

[Scotty D]

Make your schlong feel huge and probably break her.

[Stash]

Stop making fun of my girlfriend

She makes those size 0 jeans look like parachute pants.

[JPLUFF]

I'm from the school that if they're 30lbs heavier than you...leave 'em.

I've seen some do-able big girls though.

[Primetime21]

Eh, tittyfucking just ain't for me. I've done it once (in 9th grade & the girl had huge tits, mind you) and never had the urge to ever do it again. I might want to smack my cockies on the tits extremely hard (like real HAWRD) or jizz on them, but tittyfucking? Nah. I'll leave that to Mark Ashley.

This is why I post on this forum so I can learn things like this.

[VoteLynnSwan]

I'm from the school that if they're 30lbs heavier than you...leave 'em.

I've seen some do-able big girls though.

thirty pounds heavier?! I'm only 160... and i definitely don't see myself ever EVER being attracted to a girl of similar height who weighs 190 pounds.

[Shiver]

I'm 170 and 200-lbs. for a girl is disgusting to me.

[Moses]

I'm from the school that if they're 30lbs heavier than you...leave 'em.

I've seen some do-able big girls though.

Geez, I guess that 225 pounder I was with was still within my "range".

[Caddy]

Fat chicks are gross.

[thule]

This is a hard one....I guess there is only one real answer....

Fat Chicks are like Mopeds......they might be fun, but you don't want your friends to see you with one.

/endrant

Just to curious...about 3 years ago I was told...everyone bones a fat chick...I'm just curious if it is really tru...because I just don't see that in my future...or is it one of those things that you have to try it before you knock it?

Another question is...are fat chicks really the best because they don't know when they are going to get it again?

I mean really...?
http://www.funmobilityproducts.com/images/nova_riding.jpg
or
http://www.derekhail.com/wp-content/uploads/2007/03/puffy-032907.jpg

[Addict]

http://board.ringsworld.com/photos/pro-ana/blaming-posh-spice-for-getting-anorexic-5133.jpg


Tell me thats not sexy.

I love women who watch their weight rigourosly!

[TitleTown088]

Meh, I usually tell them to go for a run before we can talk business. That is unless I have been hanging out with Johnny Walker all night long.

[Nitschke-Hawk]

This is probably the funniest thread I've ever seen. Except for the picture of the anoxeric thing. There are sig quotes for days in here.

[Green Bay Scat]

-black would be ashamed right now, if he didnt have to worry about child-support.

id be screwed with that 30+ rule. i mean 300lbs...thats a 330lb lady......lol she must be like 12 feet tall. Fat girls and Juicy girls are 2 different things, its where the fat is all in the right places and those are rare. i go with the, if they are rounder than me, its a no go