View Full Version : My Mock Brings all the boys to the yard....

02-18-2007, 08:06 AM
and there like

1- Oakland Raiders - Calvin Johnson WR

Football Gods frown, financial gods smile.

2- Detroit Lions - Brady Quinn's Sister QB

This has the potential to make the NFC north a slightly interesting division.

3- Cleveland Browns - Adrian Peterson RB

Good pick for cleveland until he tears MCL, ACL, PCL in both knees and gets the plague.

3- Tampa Bay Buccaneers - Joe Thomas LT

from freezing wisconsin to kick ass tampa.. how do you get anymore lucky? Seriously.

5- Arizona Cardinals - Gaines Adams DE

as one dimensional as dwight freeney but not half as good.

6- Washington Redskins - Alan Branch DT

This is who we should pick here.. if there's a god in heaven we won't go with leon hall unless we trade down.

7- Minnesota Vikings -

I think brad childress is stupid and he looks like a pedophile. My early prediction is that he trades the pick for some kiddie porn.

8- Houston Texans - JaMarcus Russel QB -

if they drop carr and go for jake the snake - beard hero... i say WHY NOT?

9- Miami Dolphins - Leon Hall CB

This pick makes too much sense for the phins, but since saban is gone... who knows.

10- Atlanta Falcons - Jamaal Anderson DE

I like Jamaal Anderson. If Branch is off the board he's who i want the skins to go after. Kerney replacement i guess.

11- San Francisco 49ers - Dwayne Jarret -

yeah they have other needs whatever...

12- Buffalo Bills - Patrick Willis MLB

Just imagine willis on willis action. I'm sorry that was really ________. I think I'm above the law because I fought the censor. Well, the censor won.

I dunno... some other stuff probably happens.... marsshawn lynch to the pack... uh other stuff too. I'll finish later.

EDIT - Part two: The Continuing Saga.... Continues.

13. St. Louis Rams - Reggie Nelson

I'm not sure if this is a need or not... but i'm rolling with it. Nelson brings the rams the cool they need and have been lacking since Marc Bulger took over qb... seriously, he looks like a nerd... if i ever meet him in real life i'm going to demand his lunch money at which point i will have my ass kicked. Then i will sue Marc Bulger get lots of money and live out my life dream sitting around smoking weed and doing nothing. Life is good.

14. Carolina Panthers - one of the recievers not named ted ginn jr

I think John Fox is old which has nothing to do with anything... i just thought i would mention that. Also i read on scott's mock that the pantero's might drop colbert/keyshawn in which case a wr wouldn't be much of a strech so i'm going to roll with that.

15. Pittsburgh Steelers - Adam Carriker DE

Yeah.. the steelers... tomlin? c2? I have no idea what i'm saying.

16. Green Bay Packers - Tedward Ginn Jr Esquire WR

Everyone has marshawn lynch here... i'm just saying no, in the most ridiculous way possible.

17. Jacksonville Jaguars - LaRon Landry S

I like his last name and it reminded me i needed to do some. Seriously.

18. Cincinnati Bengals - Darrelle Revis

Revis rhymes with beavis and cincinnati is full of buttheads. I just made that up.. i like it.

19. Tennessee Titans - Sidney Rice WR

I'm going to laugh when Vince Young sucks next year. Silly tits.

20. New York Giants - Amobi Okoye DT

Everyone is saying LB... i'm saying William Joseph sucks. To the giants fan who said that they would go o-16.. god i hope so.

aCT 3?

21. Denver Broncos – DE Charles Johnson

Jay Cutler looks like 12 years old... i considered making it so the vikings traded for him. But i was high at the time i wrote the first 8 or so, so i wasn't looking to far ahead into the future.

22. Dallas Cowboys –

I hate the cowboys in my mock they don't get a pick... in fact in my mock a meteor strikes texas stadium during practice so the cowboys no longer exist.

23. Kansas City Chiefs – a reciever of some kind.

Damon Huard is the cooles! I've never understood why they benched him T-Rent. Isn't huard like 10-3 as a starter? He went like 5-1 for miami and 5-2 for the chiefs? As a UW fan i can't believe he hasn't gotten more chances... he played godly at washington.

02-18-2007, 09:04 AM
You're Satan! :)

02-18-2007, 09:30 AM
Likin' the Bucs pick, lovin' the explanation.

02-18-2007, 09:35 AM
Likin' the Bucs pick, lovin' the explanation.

Too bad this will be locked soon.

02-18-2007, 09:35 AM
nice lions pick

02-18-2007, 09:36 AM
nice lions pick

Imagine AJ Hawk vs Quinn's sister twice a year. He's a beast so he would probably full out crush his own girl.

02-18-2007, 10:06 AM
See u in hell

02-18-2007, 10:33 AM
7- Minnesota Vikings -

I think brad childress is stupid and he looks like a pedophile. My early prediction is that he trades the pick for some kiddie porn.


02-18-2007, 11:51 AM
Good pick for the Bills. I like the explanations :lol:

02-18-2007, 02:17 PM
Likin' the Bucs pick, lovin' the explanation.

02-18-2007, 03:11 PM
Peterson gets Leukemia, not the plague.

02-18-2007, 04:02 PM
VERY good oakland pick

02-18-2007, 08:25 PM
I did a few more picks.

Ho0k Em'
02-18-2007, 08:30 PM
18. Cincinnati Bengals - Darrelle Revis

Revis rhymes with beavis and cincinnati is full of buttheads. I just made that up.. i like it.



02-18-2007, 11:03 PM
Since when is the word gay censored? It switched it to cool. Wtf?

Seriously... this is pissing me off!

02-18-2007, 11:04 PM

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JT Jag
02-18-2007, 11:11 PM
Even if you are insane, nice Jaguars first-rounder.

02-18-2007, 11:18 PM




02-19-2007, 01:52 AM
This is by far the best mock I have ever read and it didn't even get past 20. Now it's time to smoke.

02-19-2007, 01:25 PM
See you when the giants are 0-16

02-19-2007, 01:37 PM
[quote=BeansDooma]Likin' the Bucs pick, lovin' the explanation.

like the bucs pick

02-19-2007, 06:55 PM
See you when the giants are 0-16

I hope so.

02-19-2007, 08:47 PM
your dumb.

02-19-2007, 08:48 PM
love the skins pick

02-19-2007, 08:56 PM
Bad cowboys mock :lol:

02-19-2007, 09:30 PM
your dumb.

No, you're dumb.

02-19-2007, 09:31 PM
Bad cowboys mock :lol:

Yeah, i'll admit it.. it doesn't look good for you guys in this mock.