McBain
02-18-2007, 08:06 AM
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1- Oakland Raiders - Calvin Johnson WR
Football Gods frown, financial gods smile.
2- Detroit Lions - Brady Quinn's Sister QB
This has the potential to make the NFC north a slightly interesting division.
3- Cleveland Browns - Adrian Peterson RB
Good pick for cleveland until he tears MCL, ACL, PCL in both knees and gets the plague.
3- Tampa Bay Buccaneers - Joe Thomas LT
from freezing wisconsin to kick ass tampa.. how do you get anymore lucky? Seriously.
5- Arizona Cardinals - Gaines Adams DE
as one dimensional as dwight freeney but not half as good.
6- Washington Redskins - Alan Branch DT
This is who we should pick here.. if there's a god in heaven we won't go with leon hall unless we trade down.
7- Minnesota Vikings -
I think brad childress is stupid and he looks like a pedophile. My early prediction is that he trades the pick for some kiddie porn.
8- Houston Texans - JaMarcus Russel QB -
if they drop carr and go for jake the snake - beard hero... i say WHY NOT?
9- Miami Dolphins - Leon Hall CB
This pick makes too much sense for the phins, but since saban is gone... who knows.
10- Atlanta Falcons - Jamaal Anderson DE
I like Jamaal Anderson. If Branch is off the board he's who i want the skins to go after. Kerney replacement i guess.
11- San Francisco 49ers - Dwayne Jarret -
yeah they have other needs whatever...
12- Buffalo Bills - Patrick Willis MLB
Just imagine willis on willis action. I'm sorry that was really ________. I think I'm above the law because I fought the censor. Well, the censor won.
I dunno... some other stuff probably happens.... marsshawn lynch to the pack... uh other stuff too. I'll finish later.
EDIT - Part two: The Continuing Saga.... Continues.
13. St. Louis Rams - Reggie Nelson
I'm not sure if this is a need or not... but i'm rolling with it. Nelson brings the rams the cool they need and have been lacking since Marc Bulger took over qb... seriously, he looks like a nerd... if i ever meet him in real life i'm going to demand his lunch money at which point i will have my ass kicked. Then i will sue Marc Bulger get lots of money and live out my life dream sitting around smoking weed and doing nothing. Life is good.
14. Carolina Panthers - one of the recievers not named ted ginn jr
I think John Fox is old which has nothing to do with anything... i just thought i would mention that. Also i read on scott's mock that the pantero's might drop colbert/keyshawn in which case a wr wouldn't be much of a strech so i'm going to roll with that.
15. Pittsburgh Steelers - Adam Carriker DE
Yeah.. the steelers... tomlin? c2? I have no idea what i'm saying.
16. Green Bay Packers - Tedward Ginn Jr Esquire WR
Everyone has marshawn lynch here... i'm just saying no, in the most ridiculous way possible.
17. Jacksonville Jaguars - LaRon Landry S
I like his last name and it reminded me i needed to do some. Seriously.
18. Cincinnati Bengals - Darrelle Revis
Revis rhymes with beavis and cincinnati is full of buttheads. I just made that up.. i like it.
19. Tennessee Titans - Sidney Rice WR
I'm going to laugh when Vince Young sucks next year. Silly tits.
20. New York Giants - Amobi Okoye DT
Everyone is saying LB... i'm saying William Joseph sucks. To the giants fan who said that they would go o-16.. god i hope so.
aCT 3?
21. Denver Broncos DE Charles Johnson
Jay Cutler looks like 12 years old... i considered making it so the vikings traded for him. But i was high at the time i wrote the first 8 or so, so i wasn't looking to far ahead into the future.
22. Dallas Cowboys
I hate the cowboys in my mock they don't get a pick... in fact in my mock a meteor strikes texas stadium during practice so the cowboys no longer exist.
23. Kansas City Chiefs a reciever of some kind.
Damon Huard is the cooles! I've never understood why they benched him T-Rent. Isn't huard like 10-3 as a starter? He went like 5-1 for miami and 5-2 for the chiefs? As a UW fan i can't believe he hasn't gotten more chances... he played godly at washington.
1- Oakland Raiders - Calvin Johnson WR
Football Gods frown, financial gods smile.
2- Detroit Lions - Brady Quinn's Sister QB
This has the potential to make the NFC north a slightly interesting division.
3- Cleveland Browns - Adrian Peterson RB
Good pick for cleveland until he tears MCL, ACL, PCL in both knees and gets the plague.
3- Tampa Bay Buccaneers - Joe Thomas LT
from freezing wisconsin to kick ass tampa.. how do you get anymore lucky? Seriously.
5- Arizona Cardinals - Gaines Adams DE
as one dimensional as dwight freeney but not half as good.
6- Washington Redskins - Alan Branch DT
This is who we should pick here.. if there's a god in heaven we won't go with leon hall unless we trade down.
7- Minnesota Vikings -
I think brad childress is stupid and he looks like a pedophile. My early prediction is that he trades the pick for some kiddie porn.
8- Houston Texans - JaMarcus Russel QB -
if they drop carr and go for jake the snake - beard hero... i say WHY NOT?
9- Miami Dolphins - Leon Hall CB
This pick makes too much sense for the phins, but since saban is gone... who knows.
10- Atlanta Falcons - Jamaal Anderson DE
I like Jamaal Anderson. If Branch is off the board he's who i want the skins to go after. Kerney replacement i guess.
11- San Francisco 49ers - Dwayne Jarret -
yeah they have other needs whatever...
12- Buffalo Bills - Patrick Willis MLB
Just imagine willis on willis action. I'm sorry that was really ________. I think I'm above the law because I fought the censor. Well, the censor won.
I dunno... some other stuff probably happens.... marsshawn lynch to the pack... uh other stuff too. I'll finish later.
EDIT - Part two: The Continuing Saga.... Continues.
13. St. Louis Rams - Reggie Nelson
I'm not sure if this is a need or not... but i'm rolling with it. Nelson brings the rams the cool they need and have been lacking since Marc Bulger took over qb... seriously, he looks like a nerd... if i ever meet him in real life i'm going to demand his lunch money at which point i will have my ass kicked. Then i will sue Marc Bulger get lots of money and live out my life dream sitting around smoking weed and doing nothing. Life is good.
14. Carolina Panthers - one of the recievers not named ted ginn jr
I think John Fox is old which has nothing to do with anything... i just thought i would mention that. Also i read on scott's mock that the pantero's might drop colbert/keyshawn in which case a wr wouldn't be much of a strech so i'm going to roll with that.
15. Pittsburgh Steelers - Adam Carriker DE
Yeah.. the steelers... tomlin? c2? I have no idea what i'm saying.
16. Green Bay Packers - Tedward Ginn Jr Esquire WR
Everyone has marshawn lynch here... i'm just saying no, in the most ridiculous way possible.
17. Jacksonville Jaguars - LaRon Landry S
I like his last name and it reminded me i needed to do some. Seriously.
18. Cincinnati Bengals - Darrelle Revis
Revis rhymes with beavis and cincinnati is full of buttheads. I just made that up.. i like it.
19. Tennessee Titans - Sidney Rice WR
I'm going to laugh when Vince Young sucks next year. Silly tits.
20. New York Giants - Amobi Okoye DT
Everyone is saying LB... i'm saying William Joseph sucks. To the giants fan who said that they would go o-16.. god i hope so.
aCT 3?
21. Denver Broncos DE Charles Johnson
Jay Cutler looks like 12 years old... i considered making it so the vikings traded for him. But i was high at the time i wrote the first 8 or so, so i wasn't looking to far ahead into the future.
22. Dallas Cowboys
I hate the cowboys in my mock they don't get a pick... in fact in my mock a meteor strikes texas stadium during practice so the cowboys no longer exist.
23. Kansas City Chiefs a reciever of some kind.
Damon Huard is the cooles! I've never understood why they benched him T-Rent. Isn't huard like 10-3 as a starter? He went like 5-1 for miami and 5-2 for the chiefs? As a UW fan i can't believe he hasn't gotten more chances... he played godly at washington.