FOLDER or CRUMPLER

[Namy]

Okay, seeing how much popularity the looking after pooping thread got Im gonna post on how my dorm mate and I are having a huge debate. I told him that real men crumple their toilet paper before wiping. It's fast, tough, and efficient while folding takes long and leaves more possibility for your finger to rip a hole... not to mention I jsut feel way to much finger on my crack when using the folding method.

So, I just wanted to see what you guys thought? Once enough people vote I can show my friend :] Please vote!

[soybean]

there's been a survey done and females prefer crumpling while men fold.

[Namy]

there's been a survey done and females prefer crumpling while men fold.

this goes against all rational thought =O

[d34ng3l021]

Crumpling for life.

[someone447]

Crumple!! Crumple!! Crumple!! Crumple!! Crumple!! Crumple!!

[WMD]

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[j05son]

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QFT & awesomness...

[Go_Eagles77]

The next poll is gonna be asking do you wipe through the legs or behind the back lol.

[Bills2083]

Of course I crumple. It saves you time to do something else.

And plus, it's easy :)

BTW, LionsWMD, I tried to give you +rep, but it wont let me.

[Ho0k Em']

I roll it around my hand then wipe with it.

[drowe]

I roll it around my hand then wipe with it.

best method ever.

[BuddyCHRIST]

Do other people stand up when they do it? Oh yea and crumple

[themaninblack]

heathens crumple.

[bhaarat316]

The next poll is gonna be asking do you wipe through the legs or behind the back lol.

obviously between the legs

[someone447]

Do other people stand up when they do it? Oh yea and crumple

There was a thread about this a couple weeks ago. I am amazed that people actually stand up to wipe there ass. I am much to lazy for that. I just lean forward and wipe.

[drowe]

sometimes, for a really tough job, i just use the toilet brush.

[Vikes99ej]

Ya, I crumple.

[Cashmoney]

obviously between the legs

i could never go through the front with my junk in the way, i just stand up and wipe from the back.

[bhaarat316]

I lean forward to much work to stand up and all that

[cordscords]

I'm a folder.

[D-Unit]

I can't believe how many crumplers there are out there... You messy thangs!!! ..and how the hell do you do it standing up??!!!! You need your ass cheeks opened when you wipe... I dunno about you, but my ass cheeks are closed tight when I stand up. You must have a garden growing in there!

[etk]

There was a thread about this a couple weeks ago. I am amazed that people actually stand up to wipe there ass. I am much to lazy for that. I just lean forward and wipe.

I stand up and fold. It's the most effective, but the most time-consuming. Bowel movements should be relaxing so it doesn't matter how long it takes.

[BuckNaked]

I fold, I personally prefer an unirritated anus.

[Billingsley26]

I stand straight up and I crumple the toilet paper to wipe my ass. I dont understand how you sit down and wipe your ass. It doesnt make sense to me.

[EvilMonkey]

i dont have time to fold paper just to fill it with feces and throw it away. There are too many steps in the process already, i cant add more time by folding.

1)crumple
2)wipe
3)chuck in the toilet
4)Flush
5)wash hands
6)resume activity engaged in before feces interruption

[terribletowel39]

i stand up to wipe and i also fold.

i fold the length in half first and then half again and it gives your three wipes. if you took a messy boo. crumple you only get one wipe. it doesn't make sense why you would crumple. no one here is that important that they can't take an extra minute to fold it is way easier and not near as messy.

[CalBears99]

Usually I crumple but it's not uncommon for me to fold.

[P-L]

I actually do a little of both, but I fold more times than not.

[7-11]

I sit
Lean forward to the left
Fold
Wipe from behind right leg

[Stash]

Crumpler all the way. I can't believe people would go through the trouble of folding.

[7-11]

Call me paranoid, but if i crumple i'm afraid i wont crumple well enough and i'm going to end up with **** on my hand. thats just something i'm not willing to risk over an extra 2-3 seconds of folding

[JT Jag]

I fold, I personally prefer an unirritated anus.Wuss. You know, it really pisses me off, this 10-character limit. I mean, I said what I want. Why not 5 characters? BARGH!

[WMD]

I fold, I personally prefer an unirritated anus.

Having an irritated anus is the sign of a real man.

[BuckNaked]

Having an irritated anus is the sign of a real man.

Or the sign of recieving anal penetration.

[Namy]

I fold, I personally prefer an unirritated anus.
Dude, it's toilet paper. It's not like it's aluminum or something...