How many?

[TitleTown088]

Hypothetically, how many 10 year old kids do you think you could beat up at one time? They all come at you at once, no weapons of course.

[Jakey]

Wierd question... :confused:

Just trying to think it through...seems i have been training in Karate for quite along time...i'm going to say quite allot.

Maybe 12??? :cool:

[NYGibril28]

This reminds me of Louis CK's standup bit about how he's not scared of his daughter.

"Are you kididng me? She's two, I could wreck her and a 1,000 2-year olds, they suck!"

[DWilliams2IndyColts]

How big are they?

[draftguru151]

I think 3, maybe 4. Anymore than that and it might get tricky.

I liked this a lot more when it was 4 year olds.

[Shane P. Hallam]

10 year olds. Well, I'm pretty weak. I feel like I definitely could take 2. I'm a little weakling, so I'll stick with 2 to be safe. If that 3rd gets in there and catches you when you aren't looking it will be trouble.

[Jakey]

^ How little can you be??? i'm sure you can do more than two

[Shane P. Hallam]

10 year olds are freaking scary!

[fenikz]

Well i figure no more than 4 could get a clean shot in on you at one time so I will say that stamina will be my main issue and I will go with 20



btw greatest topic ever?

[Shane P. Hallam]

fixed. .........

Ouch, the Cheat Ginger goes down again...

[RyanLeaf#1]

How bad can a 10 year olds punch really hurt? Say there is 5 or 6 in a circle around you and they start punching you all at the same time. I personally dont think that would hurt. So if your taking there punches and hitting them they will instantly drop when you hit them. I would say people can take on a alot because in all reality it isnt like 15 or 20 would have enough space to get to you to hit you.

[Shane P. Hallam]

Those 10 year olds can jump man. You get a couple on your head and neck and legs, you are going down real fast.

[Wooty Magic!]

I'm thinking 6-7.

[RyanLeaf#1]

Those 10 year olds can jump man. You get a couple on your head and neck and legs, you are going down real fast.

If they were on the legs one punch on their head and they will start crying or be knocked out. It would be very interesting to see.

[Shane P. Hallam]

If they were on the legs one punch on their head and they will start crying or be knocked out. It would be very interesting to see.

I think you underestimate the fervor of 10 year olds hyped up on sugar.

[RyanLeaf#1]

I think you underestimate the fervor of 10 year olds hyped up on sugar.

The sugar part wasnt mentioned. If they have pixy sticks its game over.

https://www.candydirect.com/html/cleanimages/bulk/pixy.jpg

[UKfan]

Are they allowed to hit in the nuts? If so I'm saying not many.

[draftguru151]

http://www.wackypackages2005.com/ans4/mountaindew4.jpg

No one would stand a chance.

[bsaza2358]

Give me no legal repercussions and some crotchal protection (I'll even allow them the same luxury), and I could take on 10 at once. Figure they can't all hit me at once. I'm a tall guy, and I'm not beneath kicking them in their buck-toothed faces. At a certain point, I'm bound to hurt my fists on their still-developing skulls...

[bsaza2358]

And yes, this might be one of the best topics ever.

[Twiddler]

And yes, this might be one of the best topics ever.

My thoughts exactly. And for myself I would go with four.

[The Unseen]

I'd say 3 or 4. I'm a weakling as well.

[bearsfan_51]

Yeah it really comes down to nut shot capabilities.

The truth is that while 10 year olds are full of adreniline they are also almost universally cry babies. Every seen a kid fall of a jungle gym? They'll sit and cry for hours.

Assuming nut shots aren't allowed I imagine I could probably take on 6-7, particularly if I had a pair of steel tipped boots or something of the like. Little kids have softer craniums so a nice boot kick to the skull will put them out cold.

[Shane P. Hallam]

My thought is that this puppy is no holds barred...

[The Unseen]

My thought is that this puppy is no holds barred...

Now that makes me think: how many puppies could you beat up at once if they all charged at you?

I'm thinking 3 or 4 as well, due to teethage. ESPECIALLY if they're teething. Lord help us.

[bsaza2358]

Well, if it's no holds barred, I'd rather just kick the crap out of 3 of them and call it a day. There's no reason to risk anything like that...

[draftguru151]

I think that depends on the puppy. If it was my dog when it was a puppy, I could probably take hundreds.

Realistically I probably couldn't take any because I couldn't hit something that cute. If they were ugly though, I'd be punting those things like Tom Tupa.

[bsaza2358]

I think that depends on the puppy. If it was my dog when it was a puppy, I could probably take hundreds.

Realistically I probably couldn't take any because I couldn't hit something that cute. If they were ugly though, I'd be punting those things like Tom Tupa.

Is there really such thing as an ugly puppy? I don't think so.

[The Unseen]

Having rethought the puppy argument, I could probably take 10. If they came in waves of, say, 5, I could take dozens before I die of blood loss or tears because I <3 puppies.

[The Unseen]

Is there really such thing as an ugly puppy? I don't think so.

One word.

Furless.

[Jakey]

How many of these...this is a Napoleon Mastiff...they weigh about 225lbs!!!

http://img1.photographersdirect.com/img/12738/wm/pd193831.jpg

[bsaza2358]

One word.

Furless.

Okay, I did a google search. You're right...

[Shane P. Hallam]

How many of these...this is a Napoleon Mastiff...they weigh about 225lbs!!!

http://img1.photographersdirect.com/img/12738/wm/pd193831.jpg

0. I'm afraid of anything that isn't human.

[bsaza2358]

How many of these...this is a Napoleon Mastiff...they weigh about 225lbs!!!

http://img1.photographersdirect.com/img/12738/wm/pd193831.jpg

I could beat up -3 of those dogs.

[Jakey]

0. I'm afraid of anything that isn't human.

Its the humans you should be afraid of...freaks like yodachu, or killasanta :D

[vatech=accdomination]

6...................

[drowe]

i'm gonna say 6. just because i think that's the maximum amount i could keep track of. once you lose track of 1 or 2, they'll jump on you from behind and put their arms around your neck....and that would severly hinder your child-beating abilities.

[Shahin]

Considering that 10 year old kids would mostly go down with one hit, I'm guessing I could take out at least 15-20 of them before I started to get a bit tired...

[Crickett]

Regarding 10 year olds, I'd say it depends on

1. How tough the 10 year's old are. When I was 10, there were some kids who could beat the heck out of the teachers if they wanted to (and at least one who could almost dunk). And then there were the shorter weaker ones who would be pretty easy to beat up.

2. Have I had any powerthirst before the fight?

Soooooooo depending on the answers to 1 and 2, somewhere between 1 and 472.

[MichaelJordanEberle (sabf)]

How big are these 10-year olds? I was like 5'4" when I was 10 or 11, and all my classmates were like 4'6". Thats why when we played football they gave me the ball and I was unstoppable. So are we talking about gargantuan 10-year olds or the regular 4 and a half foot ones? If they're 4 and a half feet, I'd say 10 to be safe, unless I could lure them into a narrow corridor where numbers count for nothing.

http://movies.gerardbutlerangels.com/myPictures/300.jpg

[TitleTown088]

You guys are underestimating. Personally, I think I could take a small classroom full. Minus nut shots.

[fenikz]

The real question here is how many babies could you take on


My original estimations was without accounting for nut shots, so as long as i have a cup I still like 15-20 should be fairly easily and then i will just get tired. If this is a life of death situation though and i need to kill like 100 of these grommets I think i could take em all

[yodapoop]

All 10 year old kids could prolly beat me up, thats why yodachu has people.

[bsaza2358]

You guys are underestimating. Personally, I think I could take a small classroom full. Minus nut shots.

I think it would be really fun to punt some ugly little snot-nosed kids. However, it will get boring after a while.

[TitleTown088]

The real question here is how many babies could you take on


My original estimations was without accounting for nut shots, so as long as i have a cup I still like 15-20 should be fairly easily and then i will just get tired. If this is a life of death situation though and i need to kill like 100 of these grommets I think i could take em all

The real question? Babies are cupcakes. too easy and taste good too. 10 year olds are most certainly the better option.

[EvilMonkey]

The nut shot question is definately the biggest factor, but like CutlerChris said, what if I can lure them into a narrow corridor and take them on like 2 at a time and just push them off a cliff or something. Depending on what the official fighting rules and area are, I'll say anywhere from 4 in nut-shot legal conditions to possibly 20 in the no nut-shot corridor before i get too tired and get overwhelmed.

[TitleTown088]

The nut shot question is definately the biggest factor, but like CutlerChris said, what if I can lure them into a narrow corridor and take them on like 2 at a time and just push them off a cliff or something. Depending on what the official fighting rules and area are, I'll say anywhere from 4 in nut-shot legal conditions to possibly 20 in the no nut-shot corridor before i get too tired and get overwhelmed.

Thermopylea tactic, interesting.

[fenikz]

another question are these angry and violent 10 year olds who are attacking or just a group of them that once a few of em go down will realize they need to fight to survive

[SubNoize]

I'm estimating that I could take at least anywhere between 30-40 10 year olds before I started hurting my hands on their faces and weak chests. I have a 10 year old nephew and I drop him with ease, so I figure I could take him and his whole classroom on and still feel okay at the end of the night. I don't take nut shots into consideration because when I'm jacked with adrenaline I don't even feel any shots to the boys until later.

[EvilMonkey]

ok, another strategy, what if i get the high ground on top of a jungle gym and they are limited in their routes to come attacking me. I think i could easily just take them on a couple at a time and just throw them over the edge. Also I'd be faster so if they get too many up there I'll just go down the slide and run around and find some rocks or something to throw at them when they have the high ground of the jungle gym until they all come down and i lure them away and quick run back and reclaim the jungle gym and start throwing them over the edge again. I'm gonna up my guess to at least 30, but again no nut-shots.

[Twiddler]

What if they start thinking in teams and start developing strategies among them? Dear lord the possibilities are endless...

[Jakey]

^ My brain hurts =D

[RaiderNation]

probably like 5

[Average OT LB]

Not gonna lie, 10 year olds dont take much too much effort to dispose of especially if you've got any kind of strength. At one time i dont think id have any problem with 10 whatsoever...Perhaps im underestimating my opponent, and if theres anything Mr Miagi from karate kid has taught me, its not to do that.. id say 15 would be rather safe, so i'd go with 20. **** miagi..

[bantx]

i can like 35 and a 9 year old ez

[dabears10]

With no nut shots i think about 20 would be decent. With nut shots allowed i think i could stick around 10.

[bearsfan_51]

What if they start thinking in teams and start developing strategies among them? Dear lord the possibilities are endless...
Group-think mentality is usually formed at about that age so it's questionable how willing they would be able to consolidate.

[Moses]

Could a 10 year old even hurt you? Other than maybe punching you in the balls, what could they do to damage you? Hair pull? Eye gouge? You also have to account for how afraid they would get once you started knocking them around.

[CalBears99]

hahaha this is a funny thread. i could probably beat up a few

[CalBears99]

Could a 10 year old even hurt you? Other than maybe punching you in the balls, what could they do to damage you? Hair pull? Eye gouge? You also have to account for how afraid they would get once you started knocking them around.

let's say they are fearless crazy m***er f***ers.

[EvilMonkey]

if like 30 of them jump on you and hold you down and expose your head or something and like 30 of them jump off of a jungle gym and just keep landing feet-first one ur head from like 10 feet up, i bet you could get pretty beat up.

[fischbowl]

Mr. Owl, how many licks does it take to get to the center of a Tootsie Roll Tootsie Pop??

The world will never know......

[KCJ58]

alot..... unless they were smart and somehow coordinated

[bearsfan_51]

Could a 10 year old even hurt you? Other than maybe punching you in the balls, what could they do to damage you? Hair pull? Eye gouge? You also have to account for how afraid they would get once you started knocking them around.

Little kids have strong jaws. Say one of them distracts you and the other jumps on your back and bites your ear.

That's why I think the limit is about 5-6. As drowe pointed out, you have to able to keep track of them all.

[bsaza2358]

I don't foresee 10 year-olds putting together a strategy that could even work. They would probably resort to group-think and handicap themselves. I could see them recklessly throwing themselves into the fray. However, when one of them got pounded unconscious, they might regroup and be more timid. Advantage: adults!

[Twiddler]

Little kids have strong jaws. Say one of them distracts you and the other jumps on your back and bites your ear.

That's why I think the limit is about 5-6. As drowe pointed out, you have to able to keep track of them all.

Very true. It really depends on the type of ten year olds that you get but still I think around 6 would be the limit. The little buggers combined can do some damage.

[Twiddler]

I don't foresee 10 year-olds putting together a strategy that could even work. They would probably resort to group-think and handicap themselves. I could see them recklessly throwing themselves into the fray. However, when one of them got pounded unconscious, they might regroup and be more timid. Advantage: adults!

Someone obviously hasn't seen this very truthful and amazing movie. Honestly, if babies can do what they do in this movie, imagine what ten year olds could do!

http://www.geocities.com/diedre_the_insomniac/lmgbetta.GIF

[KCJ58]

all you got to do i just round house any kid that get in your way

[Moses]

Little kids have strong jaws. Say one of them distracts you and the other jumps on your back and bites your ear.

That's why I think the limit is about 5-6. As drowe pointed out, you have to able to keep track of them all.

True, biting would definitely be their best weapon. Lucky for me, I'm 6' 4" so it would be tough for them to get to my face. Their best bet would probably be to jump on you until they got you onto the ground. Then, they could eye gouge, hair pull, and bite.

[sdpads24]

I think you guys are vastly under estimating the capabilities of a ten year old. I wrestle with my 10 year old cousins all the time and they could easily team up and take me down. I could probably take 3, but anymore than that would be too difficult.

[jballa838]

you guys are horrible people. i would not beat up a 10 year old

EDIT: Thats what she said. But she still did it

[Stash]

With nut shots I would say about 10, by that time they would have figured out that their punches/kicks don't hurt much. Then they would start going after my jewels and I'd get the hell outta there. Without nut shots I could probably take them all until I get tired. If they surrounded me it would only be about 6-7 of them at a time so it wouldn't be all that difficult. Even if they jumped on me, how many 10 yr olds could actually fit on a grown adult? Maybe 4 or 5? It's pretty easy to throw 10 yr olds around.

[Hawk]

8 or 9 I think

[Damix]

Depends, I could probably take a stream of 3 at a time up to around 30, but more then that it gets tough.

['cuse-213]

Already did. 37. On the 38th... well lets just not go there.

[Hurricane Ditka]

I could probably take about a bakers dozen,

[TitleTown088]

That's why I think the limit is about 5-6. As drowe pointed out, you have to able to keep track of them all. My roundhouses would locate the just fine.

[Staubach12]

I'd say 5 to 8.

[The Great Jonathan Vilma]

the only fear would be getting hit in the groin, in which case you are clearly in a weakend state and the number that you can take will decrease enormously. Assuming your able to avoid this unfortunate occurance, i'll throw out a number of 20.

20 seems high, but i don't think it's out of the quesiton. Odds are that one stong punch or kick is enough to take them out. There punches i don't think would be so great that any one hit could take you down. If you could keep your swings per second up i think you could keep them at bay. If they swarm your in trouble because they will be able to weigh you down, possible holding your arms or your legs. With that taken into consideration, i'm going to lower the number to 12 because you have to account for the unexpected. And things never go as planned.

This is as tough a question as i've faced in a long time. If only there was a way to test this......