2girls1cup Essay

[Moses]

Some university student wrote an essay on 2girls1cup for their 1st year arts class. Hilarious, love the teacher's comments.

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['cuse-213]

Yeah I saw that lol. Wasnt that bad of an essay either.

[iowatreat54]

he definitely did not deserve a 0

and what is he supposed to write about if that isn't appropriate for class? grow up teacher.

I'd give him an A just for having balls to write the paper

[bearsfan_51]

That's funny but I don't believe for one minute that they actually handed that in. The comments don't look like those that a prof would write.

[Moses]

That's funny but I don't believe for one minute that they actually handed that in. The comments don't look like those that a prof would write.

Could be a TA since it's a 1st year class, likely with hundreds of students in it.

What would you grade it Professor bearsfan_51? Please provide comments as well. :D

[bearsfan_51]

Could be a TA since it's a 1st year class, likely with hundreds of students in it.

What would you grade it Professor bearsfan_51? Please provide comments as well. :D

I was actually thinking about that. My biggest problem is that his prose makes no sense. He's just throwing a bunch of big words together to try and sound sophisticated (which obviously is part of the humor). In truth, if you wanted to do a critique on feminine identity and its role in pornography, particularly smut pornography like that, it would be a very interesting topic (and similar such works have been done).


Point being, unless he attents a conservative university/college, I doubt they would deem pornography as an unsuitable artform.

[Moses]

I was actually thinking about that. My biggest problem is that his prose makes no sense. He's just throwing a bunch of big words together to try and sound sophisticated (which obviously is part of the humor). In truth, if you wanted to do a critique on feminine identity and its role in pornography, particularly smut pornography like that, it would be a very interesting topic (and similar such works have been done).


Point being, unless he attents a conservative university/college, I doubt they would deem pornography as an unsuitable artform.

Oh, it's definitely a terrible essay but it is a 1st year class and the looks of it they were just asking for a short film review. I almost want to try to hand in a similar essay next semester in my American Film Since 1970 class just to see the reaction it gets.

[WMD]

I love 2Girls1Cup.

[iowatreat54]

Oh, it's definitely a terrible essay but it is a 1st year class and the looks of it they were just asking for a short film review. I almost want to try to hand in a similar essay next semester in my American Film Since 1970 class just to see the reaction it gets.

yea, it just seems that he was graded down for content more than grammatical errors...because grammatically, that's at least deserving of a 50%

[stephenson86]

......LMAO, amazing

[Moses]

On the topic of hilarious school papers...

http://www.scribd.com/doc/91/It-seems-this-essay-was-written-while-the-guy-was-high-hilarious-#

And he still passed!

[JK17]

On the topic of hilarious school papers...

http://www.scribd.com/doc/91/It-seems-this-essay-was-written-while-the-guy-was-high-hilarious-#

And he still passed!

Haha, I was debating posting a link to that one...

"This is Page 3"...love it, even if it is probably fake...

[CalBears99]

Wow what an idiot who would even watch that whole movie

[VoteLynnSwan]

both of the papers posted... the original one and the one moses poster are definitely fake... would be hilarious if they were real though.

[CalBears99]

both of the papers posted... the original one and the one moses poster are definitely fake... would be hilarious if they were real though.

You sure they're fake?

[scottyboy]

On the topic of hilarious school papers...

http://www.scribd.com/doc/91/It-seems-this-essay-was-written-while-the-guy-was-high-hilarious-#

And he still passed!

works cited yahoo.com, google.com and...

tubgirl.com lmao

[VoteLynnSwan]

You sure they're fake?

obviously there's no way of completely knowing, but it's pretty obvious if you look at the comments... either that or both of those teachers are ******* idiots.

[Go_Eagles77]

I think its a pretty safe bet that a college professor would know when to write "too" and not "to" lol. It was still really funny though.

[fischbowl]

On the topic of hilarious school papers...

http://www.scribd.com/doc/91/It-seems-this-essay-was-written-while-the-guy-was-high-hilarious-#

And he still passed!

that was hilarious. Said some off-color things about us-Greeks but it paid off

[CalBears99]

On the topic of hilarious school papers...

http://www.scribd.com/doc/91/It-seems-this-essay-was-written-while-the-guy-was-high-hilarious-#

And he still passed!

that's gotta be fake haha. the guy wrote that Greeks contributed anal sex and the teacher wrote "funny :) "

The essay was MAD funny tho

[Billingsley26]

Moses

Did this guy go to Laurier who wrote it?

haha, I was actually waiting for someone to do something like this. I actually think this essay was written well, and I have seen other 1st year students write a lot worse essays.

[fischbowl]

The Greeks invented anal lube. This is my conclusion. The end.

[bored of education]

I beat off at least a quarter of a dozen times a day to 2girls1cup.com

[Billingsley26]

I beat off at least a quarter of a dozen times a day to 2girls1cup.com

NICE! NICE!

[7-11]

I beat off at least a quarter of a dozen times a day to 2girls1cup.com

The first step to recovery is admitting you have a problem, well done.

[Moses]

Moses

Did this guy go to Laurier who wrote it?

haha, I was actually waiting for someone to do something like this. I actually think this essay was written well, and I have seen other 1st year students write a lot worse essays.

Haha, no, no, not a Laurier student, just something I saw on the internet.

I have seen TERRIBLE essays in 1st year. Problem is that a lot of high schools don't teach kids how to write and it's apparent when they get to university.

[Billingsley26]

Haha, no, no, not a Laurier student, just something I saw on the internet.

I have seen TERRIBLE essays in 1st year. Problem is that a lot of high schools don't teach kids how to write and it's apparent when they get to university.

YEP! I know what you mean. I see it everywhere. I have seen students 1st year who still dont know MLA format, I was stunned.

[bored of education]

at least 2girls1cup is creative and innovative. i love it.

[Scotty D]

YEP! I know what you mean. I see it everywhere. I have seen students 1st year who still dont know MLA format, I was stunned.

I was raised on MLA, and then in college I had to switch to APA.

[Billingsley26]

I was raised on MLA, and then in college I had to switch to APA.

Thats rough, but at least you knew the one in and out. Im talking about people who dont know either. Like they just start typing on the first line, then write their name in pen at the top or on the back, lol.

[bored of education]

I just get sick of porns that dont get to the point. i have memorized the actions of each girl in that video that i could re-enact it in full minus actually pooing and puking.

its classic

[Xonraider]

What a true idiot this guy is.

[Primetime21]

What a true genius this guy is.

Fixed your grammatical error.

[yourfavestoner]

Didn't deserve a zero, but it was terribly written.

[Caddy]

Hilarious, but strangely inappropriate.

[Hurricane Ditka]

that was hilarious. Said some off-color things about us-Greeks but it paid off
You're Greek? That's cool, so am I.

[soybean]

what kind of course number is ART 1100. I thought all course numbers were 3 digits.

[bearsfan_51]

what kind of course number is ART 1100. I thought all course numbers were 3 digits.

You are wrong.

[vatech=accdomination]

his English teach did not spell appropriate correctly.

[Scotty D]

YEP! I know what you mean. I see it everywhere. I have seen students 1st year who still dont know MLA format, I was stunned.

Yeah I was sort of amazed at the amount of stupid in college. I just thought they were wasting their money.

[Vikes99ej]

I'd still give him at least five points just for writing that much.

[PACKmanN]

and I thought I had seen the messiest writing....this teacher needs work on his/her writing skills.