Top 20 Sexiest Athlete Wives of 2007

[Paul]

http://coedmagazine.com/sports/4076

Say what you want about Adam Archuleta, but that's one hell of a pull.

[Bills2083]

Yeah, Archuleta is lucky.
Another great one in there is Teddy Sheringham's wife (Danielle Lloyd)

[BuckNaked]

If Scott Posednik can do it, than anyone can.

[Xiomera]

How the hell did Jeff Garcia get her?

[UKfan]

Yeah, Archuleta is lucky.
Another great one in there is Teddy Sheringham's wife (Danielle Lloyd)

She may be hot, but she's still a racist idiot.

[BuckNaked]

How the hell did Jeff Garcia get her?

With his charming good looks and his silky smooth demeanor.

[Xiomera]

With his charming good looks and his silky smooth demeanor.

And his flowing, long locks of hair . . .

[art vandelay]

Good list...can't argue with #1, she's on fireeeeee

[BuckNaked]

And his flowing, long locks of hair . . .

Not to mention, his impeccably chiseled physique.

[Xiomera]

Not to mention, his impeccably chiseled physique.

And his mastery of the Quarterback position while with the Detroit Lions . . . I believe he married her when he was with us . . .

[619]

so much for TO thinking garcia was ***.

[Freddy G]

WTF? How does Peter Crouch get a girl like that????

For those of you who don't know Crouch he is the gaunt 6'7 striker for liverpool.

[Paul]

WTF? How does Peter Crouch get a girl like that????

For those of you who don't know Crouch he is the gaunt 6'7 striker for liverpool.

Is he the dude who does the robot when he scores? I vaguely remember that.

[Wootylicous]

Is he the dude who does the robot when he scores? I vaguely remember that.

Yesss !!!

http://youtube.com/watch?v=c9G1XGxgCA8

[Paul]

Yesss !!!

http://youtube.com/watch?v=c9G1XGxgCA8

Oh, well now i understand how he got a chick like that. Who could resist those moves?

[BuckNaked]

Oh, well now i understand how he got a chick like that. Who could resist those moves?

I need to recruit him for my Dance Troop.

[skinzzfan25]

http://cdn.maximonline.com/girls/nfl_2/askins-gm_l1.jpg

Cooley's girl is nice too.

[bored of education]

wow, I always thought Garcia was half a ***.

[EdReedUnstoppable]

How the hell did Jeff Garcia get her?

Hot chicks flock to homos!

[Bills2083]

Oh, well now i understand how he got a chick like that. Who could resist those moves?

lol, you had me laughing out loud

[MichaelJordanEberle (sabf)]

WTF? How does Peter Crouch get a girl like that????

For those of you who don't know Crouch he is the gaunt 6'7 striker for liverpool.


He also holds the Guiness world record for lankiest man alive.

http://cache.viewimages.com/xc/1334203.jpg?v=1&c=ViewImages&k=2&d=17A4AD9FDB9CF19390335F8FA9CA92A661B46F1AB2B43853 9930FDCFC4C15FBB

[soybean]

you should see jeff garcia's psycho ex-wife too. the dude's a playa.

as for jena jameson, that picture is really deceiving. She looks nothing like that now.

[Wootylicous]

you should see jeff garcia's psycho ex-wife too. the dude's a playa.

as for jena jameson, that picture is really deceiving. She looks nothing like that now.

True words

http://farm3.static.flickr.com/2356/1601656113_e2c85169f9.jpg

[RyanLeaf#1]

http://coedmagazine.com/sports/4076

Say what you want about Adam Archuleta, but that's one hell of a pull.

Archuletas girl has been on Howard Stern several times. Shes very hot.

[soybean]

True words



i have a feeling she does some kind of drug. maybe meth, coke, or heroin. or maybe a combination of all 3.

[ATLDirtyBirds]

Eva at 10?

[Wootylicous]

i have a feeling she does some kind of drug. maybe meth, coke, or heroin. or maybe a combination of all 3.

I have the same feeling :P

[jkpigskin]

i agree with jeff garcia's wife being up there

[KCJ58]

Scott Posednik wife is taller than he is

[BaLLiN]

jeff garcia's wife is amazing

[SuperKevin]

Lucky bastard hockey players

[Brodeur]

How the hell did Jeff Garcia get her?

Granted this is just based off the fact that I was forced to watch her on the WWE diva search, but Carmella has the personality of a door knob and made a lot of the people around her absolutely despise her.

[SuperKevin]

Granted this is just based off the fact that I was forced to watch her on the WWE diva search, but Carmella has the personality of a door knob and made a lot of the people around her absolutely despise her.

Yeah but she has nice boobies

[fischbowl]

Bad picture of Jaime Kotsay.

I voted for Walcott.

[M.O.T.H.]

You can't have Eva ranked at 9 or 10 or w/e that is just crazy.

[Rich Jr]

This isn't the Jenna Tito has

http://coedmagazine.com/wp-content/uploads/2007/12/07/jenna-jameson.jpg

This is the Jenna he has.. Yuck

http://www.ufcgirls.com/wp-content/uploads/2007/07/tito-ortiz-jenna-jameson.jpg

[619]

This isn't the Jenna Tito has

http://coedmagazine.com/wp-content/uploads/2007/12/07/jenna-jameson.jpg

This is the Jenna he has.. Yuck

http://www.ufcgirls.com/wp-content/uploads/2007/07/tito-ortiz-jenna-jameson.jpg

haha nice. too funny.

[bearsfan_51]

Mark McGuire has a hot wife. Too bad he can't have sex with her after 20 years of steroid use.

[619]

Mark McGuire has a hot wife. Too bad he can't have sex with her after 20 years of steroid use.

oooooooooo BURN!!!

[P-L]

I never knew Adam Archuleta and Jennifer Walcott were married.

[etk]

How the hell did Jeff Garcia get her?

Because Jeff is the ******* man!! 8-4 baby!

http://www.pathguy.com/jeff_garcia.jpg

Seriously, though. It's not fair. I'm going to the Bucs game on the 30th and I'm bringing chloroform and a duffel bag for Carmella. Wish me luck guys.

[ironman4579]

Because Jeff is the ******* man!! 8-4 baby!



Seriously, though. It's not fair. I'm going to the Bucs game on the 30th and I'm bringing chloroform and a duffel bag for Carmella. Wish me luck guys.

With the picture of Jeff you just posted, are you sure the chloroform and duffel bag aren't for him?

[etk]

With the picture of Jeff you just posted, are you sure the chloroform and duffel bag aren't for him?

I posted that being fully aware someone would post that exact response within 15 minutes. Well done, sir.

[ironman4579]

I posted that being fully aware someone would post that exact response within 15 minutes. Well done, sir.

Hooray predictability!!

[soybean]

You can't have Eva ranked at 9 or 10 or w/e that is just crazy.

sure you can.

http://www.aolcdn.com/aolr/no-makeup-eva-longoria-400a050307.jpg

[WinslowBodden]

Carmella graduated from my high-school... Her dads a really nice guy.

[niel89]

Seriously, though. It's not fair. I'm going to the Bucs game on the 30th and I'm bringing chloroform and a duffel bag for Carmella. Wish me luck guys.

http://i7.photobucket.com/albums/y260/niel89/8561acaf9db6cb306d8135a1c7e417ea.jpg

[niel89]

sure you can.

http://www.aolcdn.com/aolr/no-makeup-eva-longoria-400a050307.jpg

http://www.oddee.com/_media/imgs/articles/a99_Dratch.jpg

[Rich Jr]

http://www.oddee.com/_media/imgs/articles/a99_Dratch.jpg

Dratch is packin' in the bra though man.

[BuckNaked]

sure you can.

http://www.aolcdn.com/aolr/no-makeup-eva-longoria-400a050307.jpg

Is that a stache I see growing in?

[brat316]

who ever bags eva mendez thats nice, Carmella damn u garcia. You know who has hot wifes, russian soccer players

[LonghornsLegend]

Nice ones mixed in, love Tigers wife something sexy about her and her accent...still all in all this is always going to be #1 in my eyes

http://img512.imageshack.us/img512/6418/hollyrod8iw4.jpg

http://www.thanksforthemusic.com/events/images2005/fn040517.jpg

[KILLERSANTA]

so much for TO thinking garcia was ***.

Cover up....................

[soybean]

Cover up....................

i think so too.

my co-worker lived in San Jose and he said he saw Jeff Garcia at this club once. Him and his boys were walking upstairs and Jeff Garcia was walking down stairs and he exuded this kind of aura to him. He was wearing this like see through long sleeve black shirt and as he was coming down said "hey boys"

take that for what it's worth.

EDIT: then again, I also think TO is ***. Don't ask why, I have no evidence. He just looked that way a couple years ago in an interview with he shook his head side to side kind of like that "diva" thing women do.

[diabsoule]

I'll fap to them all.

[DanteXavier]

Nice ones mixed in, love Tigers wife something sexy about her and her accent...still all in all this is always going to be #1 in my eyes

http://img512.imageshack.us/img512/6418/hollyrod8iw4.jpg

http://www.thanksforthemusic.com/events/images2005/fn040517.jpg

Patricia Southall is very nice, I agree.

Jeff garcia is about to be a dad to:

http://www.celebrity-babies.com/2007/11/jeff-garcia.html

And its gonna be a girl.

[TitleTown088]

How the hell did Jeff Garcia get her?

Oh... I don't know....

Money, get away.
Get a good job with good pay and youre okay.
Money, its a gas.
Grab that cash with both hands and make a stash.
New car, caviar, four star daydream,
Think Ill buy me a football team.

[LonghornsLegend]

i
EDIT: then again, I also think TO is ***. Don't ask why, I have no evidence. He just looked that way a couple years ago in an interview with he shook his head side to side kind of like that "diva" thing women do.

Have you ever heard a Benard Berrian interview...he's flaming, he introduced himself one time on MNF like he was on the sex hotline twisting his neck with all that damn lip gloss on...smh

[bearfan]

Have you ever heard a Benard Berrian interview...he's flaming, he introduced himself one time on MNF like he was on the sex hotline twisting his neck with all that damn lip gloss on...smh

Dont ever talk about a Bear like that again. You will pay...

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v36/pearrrrlywhites/guilhat.gif

*on a side note, Rex's wife is a cover up. Evidence..look in my sig ;)

[DanteXavier]

Oh... I don't know....

Money, get away.
Get a good job with good pay and youre okay.
Money, its a gas.
Grab that cash with both hands and make a stash.
New car, caviar, four star daydream,
Think Ill buy me a football team.

In her defense, she wasn't exactly broke or anything. All her modelling gigs probably made her a couple million before she married Jeff.

[someone447]

In her defense, she wasn't exactly broke or anything. All her modelling gigs probably made her a couple million before she married Jeff.

In order to get a hot girl, you need at least one of three things:

1) Game
2) Money
3) Something else that sets you out from the rest

Jeff Garcia has:
1) Possibly, I have never met him.
2) Obviously
3) Star NFL QB

Looks do not matter to women as much as they do to men. What matters to women are that other women want the man. Have you ever noticed when you have a girlfriend, you seem to get a lot more looks from other girls? Or you are out at a bar with a hot girl, and you catch other girls looking at you more often? That is how Jeff Garcia got her. As a pro football player, you can have a constant stream of girls, no matter what your game is like. There is a reason 10% of guys do 90% of the *******. It is because people want what they can't have, and as a guy women can't have you if you have your choice of who to ****.

[T-RICH49]

Kelli Croyle

http://arrowheadaddict.com/wp-content/uploads/2007/09/k_croyleiiii.jpg

WOW Brodie is a lucky man

[T-RICH49]

Tony Gonzalez's Wife

http://arrowheadaddict.com/wp-content/uploads/2007/09/october-4.JPG

NICE

[sweetness34]

Anna Benson > Everyone else. :D

[someone447]

Anna Benson > Everyone else. :D

Yes, and she said that if Kris ever cheated on her, she was going to sleep with every member of the Mets organization(while he was there) including the groundskeepers.

[sweetness34]

Yes, and she said that if Kris ever cheated on her, she was going to sleep with every member of the Mets organization(while he was there) including the groundskeepers.

And that's why I said that she's the best, haha.

Hott + sassy = sweetness likey

:D

[LonghornsLegend]

Tony Gonzalez's Wife

http://arrowheadaddict.com/wp-content/uploads/2007/09/october-4.JPG

NICE


nice pull Tony :)

[D-Unit]

My wife is hotter than them all. Seriously.

[someone447]

My wife is hotter than them all. Seriously.

Tell us what you really think when she leaves the room. We can't blame you for putting that, if you said anything different you wouldn't get laid for a month.

[D-Unit]

Tell us what you really think when she leaves the room. We can't blame you for putting that, if you said anything different you wouldn't get laid for a month.
hahahaha...

Where will Romo rank once he's hitched to Jessica Simpson?

[Smokey Joe]

Cole Hamels' wife...

http://popcultured.files.wordpress.com/2007/07/heidi-and-jenna.jpg

She's the hot blond.

[KCJ58]

Jason Taylor's Wife (Zach Thomas sister) is hot too

[ironman4579]

Cole Hamels' wife...

http://popcultured.files.wordpress.com/2007/07/heidi-and-jenna.jpg

She's the hot blond.

I thought you meant he was hitting both hot chicks. I was thinking "well, he is Cole Hamels."

[Smokey Joe]

http://cache.viewimages.com/xc/75365410.jpg?v=1&c=ViewImages&k=2&d=17A4AD9FDB9CF193550E821156FDE6129268B1CC7DA5AA6A 284831B75F48EF45

If I was Zach Taylor, I'd go nuts knowing that my teammate was poking my sister.

[Paul]

She looks like Zach Tomas.

[619]

Cole Hamels' wife...

http://popcultured.files.wordpress.com/2007/07/heidi-and-jenna.jpg

She's the hot blond.

if cole doesnt want the hot brunette ill take her...

[KCJ58]

whats her name?

[KCJ58]

http://cache.viewimages.com/xc/75365410.jpg?v=1&c=ViewImages&k=2&d=17A4AD9FDB9CF193550E821156FDE6129268B1CC7DA5AA6A 284831B75F48EF45

If I was Zach Taylor, I'd go nuts knowing that my teammate was poking my sister.

Zach Thmoas don't get it twisted

[j05son]

Jason Kidd's wife

http://www.nbaloud.com/userimages/user1195_1168524214.jpg

[D-Unit]

Jason Kidd's wife

http://www.nbaloud.com/userimages/user1195_1168524214.jpg
x-Wife actually.

[M.O.T.H.]

Dratch is packin' in the bra though man.

eww........

[619]

whats her name?

cole's wife some of us may know as heidi strobel as for the hot brunette in the pic i have no idea who she is.

[j05son]

x-Wife actually.

My bad. I never knew they divorced.

[619]

if we included girlfriends gisele bundchen would be top 3.

[KCJ58]

http://dpestova2.home.att.net/web/algalsm.jpg
isn't she dating some basketball player?

[Paul]

Jason Kidd's wife

http://www.nbaloud.com/userimages/user1195_1168524214.jpg

Does this look Photoshopped to anyone else?

[Paul]

http://dpestova2.home.att.net/web/algalsm.jpg
isn't she dating some basketball player?

Marko Jaric. Bastard.

http://static.flickr.com/113/312173399_fec0427793_o.jpg

[KCJ58]

Marko Jaric. Bastard.

Lucky Bastard

[P-L]

Marko Jaric. Bastard.
Isn't Adriana Lima a virgin? At least Jaric isn't getting any.

[KCJ58]

Isn't Adriana Lima a virgin? At least Jaric isn't getting any.

hahahaha that's great

[Smokey Joe]

Zach Thmoas don't get it twisted
****, I hate when I do that...

[MichaelJordanEberle (sabf)]

The best thing about dating a friend's sister is, if you get into an argument, you always have the "Dude, I'm ******* your sister. Shut up." card.

[soybean]

x-Wife actually.

i heard she's a psycho *****.

[soybean]

brady quinn's gf... doesn't she look kind of "average" well for that big piece of man meat. we'd all do her if we got the chance except maybe a select few.

http://graphics.fansonly.com/photos/schools/mioh/sports/w-soccer/auto_headshot/244915.jpeg

[Vikes99ej]

True words

http://farm3.static.flickr.com/2356/1601656113_e2c85169f9.jpg

Is that Charo?

[j05son]

Does this look Photoshopped to anyone else?

What magazine/professional picture isn't?

[KCJ58]

What magazine/professional picture isn't?

is not? is it? anyway if you look in the top right of the pick it clearly says SI (Sports Illustrated)