Sad sad news.................

[KILLERSANTA]

http://www.people.com/people/article/0,,20165722,00.html

Jessica Alba Is Pregnant



Sad day for man kind..................

[slightlyaraiderfan]

I'd still hit.

[KILLERSANTA]

I'd still hit.

I did....I'd like to say I'm sorry. I didn't mean to get her pregnant. My little man are too strong......

[DChess]

alright, get the clothes hanger

[RyanLeaf#1]

How does a director's assistant land that?

[Dirty Thirty]

lucky man he is. now hes got a solid reason to keep banging her.

[bearsfan_51]

Even worse news, apparently Scott Baio married a duck.

http://www.people.com/people/article/0,,20165221,00.html

[Cashmoney]

In slightly better news, jessica simpson is trying to get a role in a movie that requires full frontal nudity.

[bored of education]

Can someone say 3 some?

[Nitschke-Hawk]

That lucky sonbitch.

[hugegmenfan]

her body will never b the same again

[fenikz]

Even worse news, apparently Scott Baio married a duck.

http://www.people.com/people/article/0,,20165221,00.html

i was hoping for an actual duck

[iowatreat54]

her body will never b the same again

idk...look at Heidi Klum...

http://celebslam.buzznet.com/wp-content/uploads/2007/11/heidi-klum-fashion-show.jpg

so, there is still hope

[andyjo672]

Thats one sexy mama right there, but she's got some wide child-bearing hips. Perfect for popping out babies, Amish men would go CRAZY for her.

[drowe]

In slightly better news, jessica simpson is trying to get a role in a movie that requires full frontal nudity.

i'll believe that when i see it.....and i WILL see it.
:)

[Bills2083]

In slightly better news, jessica simpson is trying to get a role in a movie that requires full frontal nudity.


that sure is good news :)

[D-Unit]

http://www.people.com/people/article/0,,20165722,00.html

Jessica Alba Is Pregnant



Sad day for man kind..................
My bad guys. Sorry. It wasn't planned, just sorta happened.

[Go_Eagles77]

You mean she's not a virgin? http://www.bibledesk.com/gbgraphx/gbgraphx/skins/standard/postsmilies/shocked.gif

[WMD]

I don't care.. I'm the one who took her virginity a few years ago.. She better get a C-Section, or her vagine is going to hang like sleeve of wizard.

[Smokey Joe]

her body loses some value due to the baby, but she also gains value since she will be a MILF.

[Rich Jr]

Doesn't Alba have herpes?

[iowatreat54]

Doesn't Alba have herpes?

how dare you say such a thing...you're not allowed back here

[Ewing]

What are the chances it ends up being the kid of that jackoff Dane Cook?

[Bills2083]

I don't care.. I'm the one who took her virginity a few years ago.. She better get a C-Section, or her vagine is going to hang like sleeve of wizard.

quote by Borat, corect?


http://images.scotsman.com/2007/05/24/2007-05-24T005034Z_01_NOOTR_RTRIDSP_2_OUKEN-UK-BOOKS-BORAT.jpg

[KCJ58]

I'd still hit.

me toooooooo

[ATLDirtyBirds]

My bad guys. Sorry. It wasn't planned, just sorta happened.



Considering you are married, that's just terrible. :p

[comahan]

Hopefully this signals the end of her career. At least a long hiatus. God knows she isn't casted in anything for her acting.

[A Perfect Score]

f**k

(10 Chars)