The Official Ban Guidos from Jersey Thread

[bigbluedefense]

For those of you who don't know what a guido is, here's the definition courtesy of urbandictionary.com

guido
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A sad pathetic excuse for a male; not necessarily of Italian descent, but most likely; usually native to the New York/New Jersey Tri-State area.

WARDROBE: tight zipper shirts, tracksuits, designer jeans, fuzzy kangol hats, tiny hoop earrings, fake gold chains, and related Euro-trash garb and tacky cheese-wear.

NATURAL HABITAT: Known to frequent Tri-State area malls looking for club gear to waste their week's pay on (most likely spotted shopping at "Bang Bang" in Staten Island). During the day when not at their food delivery, telemarketting, or construction job, can be located at their local gym tanning or lifting weights. Can be found nightly at mainstream danceclubs they read about online (SF, Webster Hall, Etc.). Most notable for cruising the Jersey shore in an old car (Honda, Mustang, etc.) which has been tinted, painted and sports $1,000-$3,000 rims in a feeble attempt to look like new. Guido cars usually have a boomin' system through which cheesy music like freestyle, commercial club/trance and hip-hop (anything KTU plays) is loudly blasted.

GENETIC LINKS: Directly related to modern day urban-guidos, A.K.A. "wiggers," A.K.A. "wegros;" urban-guidos are white males who once exhibited the traits referenced above, but have now instead opted to keep it unreal, with wardrobes consisting of clothes from labels like FUBU and Rocawear which they bought on sale at Macy's. These individuals still listen to the same music and drive the same type of car as their predecessor; it is usually just their choice of attire and use of slang and poor speech skills that differentiate them from the classic guido. Most guidos are distrusting of non-whites despite the fact some of their attire and music can be traced to non-white origins.

PASSTIMES/RECREATIONAL ACTIVITIES: Guidos enjoy beating up a non-white or homosexual while assisted by a group of 5-10 guido friends backing them up; engaging in date rape; and displaying their lack of rhythm by dancing poorly in the middle of a club's dance floor while non-guidos look on in disbelief.

http://realitytv.about.com/library/images/bl-gottiboys2.jpg

Im quite frankly, tired of them. Seriously, it needs to stop. It REALLY needs to stop. Too many of them around here. They all think theyre growing up Gotti. Its disgusting. And theyre all a buck 40 acting like theyre so tough. Seriously....its gotta stop.

Join me in creating a petition against guidos in NJ.

[bigmac076]

what in the **** are you talking about?

[bigbluedefense]

this is more of a rant than anything, so if you hate guidos as much as I do, vent here.

[Jughead10]

Ha, great thread. I don't have too many near me. That is until the summer comes of course. In which all the guidos, or Bennies as we call them in the summer, come flocking to the shore.

[bigmac076]

this is more of a rant than anything, so if you hate guidos as much as I do, vent here.
oh , well I dont care one way or the other.

[RyanLeaf#1]

They are the worst

[AlexDown]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GGdJq1oDrFI

[bigbluedefense]

Ha, great thread. I don't have too many near me. That is until the summer comes of course. In which all the guidos, or Bennies as we call them in the summer, come flocking to the shore.

Most live in North Jersey or Long Island. I hate when guido kids call it "Strong Island" and flex their muscles, when theyre only 130 pounds. Real cute.

They flock down there in Central Jersey around the summer, try to act hard and impress girls who aren't used to their cheesiness.

[NYmoney]

this is more of a rant than anything, so if you hate guidos as much as I do, vent here.
oh , well I dont care one way or the other.

THIS IS F*ing GREAT!!!! BIGBLUEDEFENSE IS NOW ACCEPTED AS FAMILY. i cannot stand seeing these kids walk around the Port Authority trying to pick fights with borough kids. It's ********. Just the worst ever.

btw, why do they shave their hair lines? What's wrong with the natural hair line? It worked for the first 4,000 millenia.

[bigbluedefense]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GGdJq1oDrFI

LOL

[bigbluedefense]

this is more of a rant than anything, so if you hate guidos as much as I do, vent here.
oh , well I dont care one way or the other.

THIS IS F*ing GREAT!!!! BIGBLUEDEFENSE IS NOW ACCEPTED AS FAMILY. i cannot stand seeing these kids walk around the Port Authority trying to pick fights with borough kids. It's dumb. Just the worst ever.

btw, why do they shave their hair lines? What's wrong with the natural hair line? It worked for the first 4,000 millenia.

They also spend 2 hours putting a jug of hairgel on their head everyday. Then the oily residue seeps down their forehead during the day.

[bigmac076]

From A Long Kiss Goodnight
Samantha: Easy, sport. I got myself outta Beirut once, I think I can get outta New Jersey.
Mitch: Yeah? Well, don't be so sure. Others have tried and failed. The entire population, in fact.

[bigbluedefense]

From A Long Kiss Goodnight
Samantha: Easy, sport. I got myself outta Beirut once, I think I can get outta New Jersey.
Mitch: Yeah? Well, don't be so sure. Others have tried and failed. The entire population, in fact.

Hey now, Jersey > Texas.

Silent Bob
http://www.britta.com/HW/HW00/josh.jpg

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Hank Hill
http://content.answers.com/main/content/wp/en/thumb/f/f8/200px-HankHill.jpg

[UKfan]

http://www.sherdog.net/forums/showthread.php?t=322041&page=1&pp=20

http://www.leehotti.com/images/originals/1/theone.jpg

That thread was amazing, guidos got abused!

[josh07039]

I know a couple and I ******* hate them so much. They are so annoying.

[bearsfan_51]

Would there be anyone left?

[NYmoney]

Would there be anyone left?
?

[bigbluedefense]

Would there be anyone left?

Jersey is diverse. We're like the United Nations. We have a little bit of everything.

Im telling you, you'd love it here. Youd have so much material to work with. And your asshole demeanor would feel right at home.

[bigbluedefense]

http://www.sherdog.net/forums/showthread.php?t=322041&page=1&pp=20

http://www.leehotti.com/images/originals/1/theone.jpg

That thread was amazing, guidos got abused!

That thread made me laugh. Thats hilarious. Thats a martial arts forum? WTF is he posting that for in a martial arts forum? Lol, damn guidos.

OH YEAH, this picture brings up another point. STOP WEARING PINK SHIRTS GUIDOS. That pisses me off like no tomorrow too. WTF. I blame Camron for this. Hip hop fans realized it was *** real quick and stopped doing it. Guidos....they haven't quite gotten the message yet.

[Jughead10]

Leave pink shirts out of this. Non-guidos can pull off pink shirts as well. Just not with the collar popped.

[NYmoney]

Leave pink shirts out of this. Non-guidos can pull off pink shirts as well. Just not with the collar popped.

I concur. Pink and green are the cornerstones of the American prep attire.

[Nitschke-Hawk]

Hilarious, that youtube thing was exactly what BBD was talking about. That picture looks like they got beaten over the head with hair gel and skin products.

[Beans]

I've lived in this state since birth and have little to no idea whatchoo talkin' bout Willis.

[Jughead10]

Leave pink shirts out of this. Non-guidos can pull off pink shirts as well. Just not with the collar popped.

I concur. Pink and green are the cornerstones of the American prep attire.

Its actually more Salmon and Lime Green. But I agree.

[bigbluedefense]

I've lived in this state since birth and have little to no idea whatchoo talkin' bout Willis.

Youre probably either from South Jersey (which shouldn't even be considered NJ, its a whole different world) or youre a Guido who doesn't realize that youre making yourself look like a douche in public. Which one is it?

:P

[NYmoney]

Leave pink shirts out of this. Non-guidos can pull off pink shirts as well. Just not with the collar popped.

I concur. Pink and green are the cornerstones of the American prep attire.

Its actually more Salmon and Lime Green. But I agree.

That must be the Hampton-free interpretation you speak of.

Regardless, I'm looking forward to the guidoless clubs. Supposedly Bloomberg is going to clean up meat packing.

[bigbluedefense]

Leave pink shirts out of this. Non-guidos can pull off pink shirts as well. Just not with the collar popped.

I concur. Pink and green are the cornerstones of the American prep attire.

Its actually more Salmon and Lime Green. But I agree.

Ok, I can live with that I guess. But it has to be tastefully done. Not with the collar up and the sleeves rolled up to show off what they assume to be "muscles"

[Jughead10]

Leave pink shirts out of this. Non-guidos can pull off pink shirts as well. Just not with the collar popped.

I concur. Pink and green are the cornerstones of the American prep attire.

Its actually more Salmon and Lime Green. But I agree.

Ok, I can live with that I guess. But it has to be tastefully done. Not with the collar up and the sleeves rolled up to show off what they assume to be "muscles"

Nope. Collar down. With a a pair of khaki shorts and sandals. That is more what I go out in during the summer. When you go down the shore in the summer, certain towns are more packed with guidos than others. I'm getting a house in one of the more guido-free towns this summer. Had one last year in the same town and it was great.

[bigbluedefense]

And I swear, I think some of them wear makeup. I know they wax their eyebrows but sometimes it really looks like they got makeup on too.

[Jughead10]

And I swear, I think some of them wear makeup. I know they wax their eyebrows but sometimes it really looks like they got makeup on too.

I think their skin is so just so fried from all the tanning salons that it looks like makeup.

[snuff]

Michigan has 1 recruit for 2008 already.

[bigbluedefense]

And I swear, I think some of them wear makeup. I know they wax their eyebrows but sometimes it really looks like they got makeup on too.

I think their skin is so just so fried from all the tanning salons that it looks like makeup.

Yeah, thats probably it.

Thank God I never roomed with a guido in college. I probably wouldn't make it out alive. Between all the vitamin lotions and hairgels, all the nair treatments and clear nail polish, Id probably lose it.

[Beans]

I've lived in this state since birth and have little to no idea whatchoo talkin' bout Willis.

Youre probably either from South Jersey (which shouldn't even be considered NJ, its a whole different world) or youre a Guido who doesn't realize that youre making yourself look like a douche in public. Which one is it?

:P

I'm smack in the center of North Jersey and I spend 10 hours a day on a computer, so neither. I did wear collared shirts for a time, though.

[sweetness34]

I've lived in this state since birth and have little to no idea whatchoo talkin' bout Willis.

Youre probably either from South Jersey (which shouldn't even be considered NJ, its a whole different world) or youre a Guido who doesn't realize that youre making yourself look like a douche in public. Which one is it?

:P

I'm smack in the center of North Jersey and I spend 10 hours a day on a computer, so neither. I did wear collared shirts for a time, though.

As long as you didn't pop your collar, you're good with me. :D

Another thing I can't stand. Guys who go tanning on a regular basis. :lol: Btw, awesome post BBD, and I agree completely.

[TitleTown088]

http://www.sherdog.net/forums/showthread.php?t=322041&page=1&pp=20

http://www.leehotti.com/images/originals/1/theone.jpg

That thread was amazing, guidos got abused!

People like this exists in the U.S? I'm embaressed to be an American after seeing this. This makes me wonder how anyone is honestly agianst the death penalty. If anything I think it should be enforced much more strictly.

Times like this make me glad that I live in the Midwest where there isn't people like this.

[sweetness34]

http://www.sherdog.net/forums/showthread.php?t=322041&page=1&pp=20

http://www.leehotti.com/images/originals/1/theone.jpg

That thread was amazing, guidos got abused!

People like this exists in the U.S? I'm embaressed to be an American after seeing this. This makes me wonder how anyone is honestly agianst the death penalty. If anything I think it should be enforced much more strictly.

Times like this make me glad that I live in the Midwest where there isn't people like this.

Yea but we have people who marry their siblings, or well, that's a little more of a Wisky thing I think.

:lol:

[TitleTown088]

http://www.sherdog.net/forums/showthread.php?t=322041&page=1&pp=20

http://www.leehotti.com/images/originals/1/theone.jpg

That thread was amazing, guidos got abused!

People like this exists in the U.S? I'm embaressed to be an American after seeing this. This makes me wonder how anyone is honestly agianst the death penalty. If anything I think it should be enforced much more strictly.

Times like this make me glad that I live in the Midwest where there isn't people like this.

Yea but we have people who marry their siblings, or well, that's a little more of a Wisky thing I think.

:lol:

I'm not from Wisconsin though. I only wish i lived in the motherland.

[Damix]

Get off LI also

http://www.getoffourisland.com/

[sweetness34]

Get off LI also

http://www.getoffourisland.com/

:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

[Jughead10]

Get off LI also

http://www.getoffourisland.com/

And I thought all the guidos came from Long Island. :lol: Anyway, I have to get my hands on a "Lucky to be Irish, Thank God I'm not a Guido" T-Shirt.

[moc182]

Can Long Island get in on this too?

[sweetness34]

Get off LI also

http://www.getoffourisland.com/

And I thought all the guidos came from Long Island. :lol: Anyway, I have to get my hands on a "Lucky to be Irish, Thank God I'm not a Guido" T-Shirt.

I wish they had an Italian one, then I'd get it. I was thinking about the partnership one with the Guido head going in the trash can. :D

[NYmoney]

http://www.sherdog.net/forums/showthread.php?t=322041&page=1&pp=20

http://www.leehotti.com/images/originals/1/theone.jpg

That thread was amazing, guidos got abused!

People like this exists in the U.S? I'm embaressed to be an American after seeing this. This makes me wonder how anyone is honestly agianst the death penalty. If anything I think it should be enforced much more strictly.

Times like this make me glad that I live in the Midwest where there isn't people like this.

Ignorance is bliss. How can you not know that people dress like this? I moved from Indiana, and I knew about this crazy, disgusting trend years ago. Come on; don't make the Midwest look bad.

[VoteLynnSwan]

man... this is one of the first times i'm actually been embarassed that I'm Italian... at least i'm not one of them though.

[M.O.T.H.]

Trying not offend anyone here...

We dont really have that type of person around here, we have more of the white rapper and emo type kids. Trying to be different but, everyone's doing it. :roll:

[NYmoney]

Trying not offend anyone here...

We dont really have that type of person around here, we have more of the white rapper and emo type kids. Trying to be different but, everyone's doing it. :roll:

white rapper in Orlando=the city's version of wigger. same concept just different attire. both trying to be cool as the street. both fake as can be.

[UKfan]

Right now here it's mainly emos and chavs

Chav: http://media.urbandictionary.com/image/large/chav-30188.jpg

[etk]

There's TOO many guidos in Toronto. They all gel their hair up and hang out in front of the movie theatres at the mall. Pretty sad, actually.

[AZ9er]

They are disgraces too any true blue collared Italian american.

[AZ9er]

Ship then all to Provincetown MA.

I wear hair gel cuz dan patrick told me to. But wearing a gallon hear gel, blowin drying your hair, wearing mink coats, going tanning, shaving your eye broys so they look "pretty', puckering your lips in every pose, dressing like completes circus acts=not straight.

[sweetness34]

They are disgraces too any true blue collared Italian american.

**** yea! Go Italy! My grandparents are Italian...And yes, they are a disgrace to us. :evil:

[MichaelJordanEberle (sabf)]

Here in Ottawa, it's just scene kids and a bunch of big big ugly scene chicks who smoke in front of the school. Oh and then the wiggers.

[sweetness34]

http://myspace-945.vo.llnwd.net/00336/54/96/336446945_l.jpg

http://img67.imageshack.us/img67/6261/guidoplease1lg.jpg

:shock: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

This right here makes me ashamed to be a guy sometimes. Knowing that I share the same sexual organ as that.

[mpt117]

http://www.sherdog.net/forums/showthread.php?t=322041&page=1&pp=20

http://www.leehotti.com/images/originals/1/theone.jpg

That thread was amazing, guidos got abused!

you know whats funny...my friend was showing me on facebook that these guys are from like rhode island or something cuz all the guys in the pic goes to the university of rhode island where a couple of my friends go

[TH3]

this thread has shades of birdman

[Windy]

Wuido. West Coast Guido.


http://www.trojanwire.com/football/images/JIMMYCLAUSEN.JPG

http://old.irishsports.com/subscription/snapcount/images/clausen-rings-big.jpg

[TitleTown088]

http://www.sherdog.net/forums/showthread.php?t=322041&page=1&pp=20

http://www.leehotti.com/images/originals/1/theone.jpg

That thread was amazing, guidos got abused!

People like this exists in the U.S? I'm embaressed to be an American after seeing this. This makes me wonder how anyone is honestly agianst the death penalty. If anything I think it should be enforced much more strictly.

Times like this make me glad that I live in the Midwest where there isn't people like this.

Ignorance is bliss. How can you not know that people dress like this? I moved from Indiana, and I knew about this crazy, disgusting trend years ago. Come on; don't make the Midwest look bad.

Indiana isn't really Midwest to me.

[TitleTown088]

http://www.sherdog.net/forums/showthread.php?t=322041&page=1&pp=20

http://www.leehotti.com/images/originals/1/theone.jpg

That thread was amazing, guidos got abused!

how come guidos don't smile? Is that unguidolike?

[yourfavestoner]

Wuido. West Coast Guido.


http://www.trojanwire.com/football/images/JIMMYCLAUSEN.JPG

http://old.irishsports.com/subscription/snapcount/images/clausen-rings-big.jpg

I knew there was a reason why I didn't like him.

[DChess]

god they suck so much, that site is great. what pisses me off is the hair gel, and either the finger or the air kiss in every pic

[Shiver]

I live in suburban K.C.M.O, and I have no idea what you are talking about. :lol:

http://www.sherdog.net/forums/showthread.php?t=322041&page=1&pp=20

http://www.leehotti.com/images/originals/1/theone.jpg

That thread was amazing, guidos got abused!

People like this exists in the U.S? I'm embaressed to be an American after seeing this. This makes me wonder how anyone is honestly agianst the death penalty. If anything I think it should be enforced much more strictly.

Times like this make me glad that I live in the Midwest where there isn't people like this.

We don't have guidos but we have a lot of wiggers. At least where I live.

[Jughead10]

http://www.sherdog.net/forums/showthread.php?t=322041&page=1&pp=20

http://www.leehotti.com/images/originals/1/theone.jpg

That thread was amazing, guidos got abused!

People like this exists in the U.S? I'm embaressed to be an American after seeing this. This makes me wonder how anyone is honestly agianst the death penalty. If anything I think it should be enforced much more strictly.

Times like this make me glad that I live in the Midwest where there isn't people like this.

Ignorance is bliss. How can you not know that people dress like this? I moved from Indiana, and I knew about this crazy, disgusting trend years ago. Come on; don't make the Midwest look bad.

Indiana isn't really Midwest to me.

It sure as hell is to me. Basically anything west of State College, Pennsylvania is the midwest.

[frogstomp]

The Canadian Ambassador sees your plight, and has gotten many assurances from the Prime Minister that we are 100% behind your guido banning.

Official Ban Guidos From Jersy (Or anywhere) Petition

Canada
Martha Stewart

[Nitschke-Hawk]

What sucks the most is these sorry excuses for the male gender get some hot chicks.

[Nitschke-Hawk]

Get off LI also

http://www.getoffourisland.com/

:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

The phrase "Get off our island company store." Sounds so hilarious.

[bigbluedefense]

What sucks the most is these sorry excuses for the male gender get some hot chicks.

That truely is the saddest part. These chicks apparantly are attracted to this fake nonsense. Shame I tell ya.


...But seriously, most guidos who pull hot chicks are loaded, thats probably moreso the reason than anything else. Plus, they tend to pull Italian girls, who I assume, to be used to the ignorance that is the guido culture.

But still surprising that these assclowns can pull some hot girls.

[Vikes99ej]

Congradulations, Bigbluedefense. You have made the best thread I have ever seen in these forums. :lol:

[VoteLynnSwan]

if this thread had some more memorable quotes i would say it could be on the ballot for the HOF... unfortunately it doesn't... :(

[bigbluedefense]

if this thread had some more memorable quotes i would say it could be on the ballot for the HOF... unfortunately it doesn't... :(

We need a guido to come in here and start defending his people. That would instantly make this thread a classic.

[VoteLynnSwan]

if this thread had some more memorable quotes i would say it could be on the ballot for the HOF... unfortunately it doesn't... :(

We need a guido to come in here and start defending his people. That would instantly make this thread a classic.

any thread where the entire forum gangs up on one or two people is a classic thread.

[UKfan]

if this thread had some more memorable quotes i would say it could be on the ballot for the HOF... unfortunately it doesn't... :(

We need a guido to come in here and start defending his people. That would instantly make this thread a classic.

Guidos use the internet? Man they're too busy gelling their hair and plucking their eyebrows to do that.

[frogstomp]

if this thread had some more memorable quotes i would say it could be on the ballot for the HOF... unfortunately it doesn't... :(

We need a guido to come in here and start defending his people. That would instantly make this thread a classic.

Guidos use the internet? Man they're too busy gelling their hair and plucking their eyebrows to do that.

Where do you think they get all that hair gel? There isn't that much hair gel in America, let alone Jersey. Luckily, they order it in special from a sweat shop in Cambodia.

[GiantRutgersFan]

theres a lot less of them then there were 3 or 4 years ago.

And yea there annoying but w/e. It doesn't really bother me unless its over the top.

[slightlyaraiderfan]

theres a lot less of them then there were 3 or 4 years ago.

And yea there annoying but w/e. It doesn't really bother me unless its over the top.
whoa....

Is this like your first actual post ever? I only thought you started new threads.

[VoteLynnSwan]

come to think of it... my second cousin and his friends are all guidos... yea... the hair gel, the waxed eyebrows, the fake bling... they have all the symptoms... Apparently there are some in Illinois as well...


edit-o yea, and i forgot to mention... we obviously don't talk to that side of the family much hahaha

[Jughead10]

Occasionally, more often than I like to admit, I stoop down to their level. Not that I would ever look like them, but I have been known to get exceptionally hammered in the summer when they flock to the Jersey Shore. When this happens I often try to pick fights with guidos and consistently tell them to go back to wherever the hell it is that they came from.

[NYmoney]

Occasionally, more often than I like to admit, I stoop down to their level. Not that I would ever look like them, but I have been known to get exceptionally hammered in the summer when they flock to the Jersey Shore. When this happens I often try to pick fights with guidos and consistently tell them to go back to wherever the hell it is that they came from.

just keep telling them "we made the 1 an express line so you can get off our island as quickly as possible."

they ruined meat packing. they ruined modern italian fellas. and worst of all, they turned the italian girls into ginnies (girl guido).

[bigbluedefense]

Occasionally, more often than I like to admit, I stoop down to their level. Not that I would ever look like them, but I have been known to get exceptionally hammered in the summer when they flock to the Jersey Shore. When this happens I often try to pick fights with guidos and consistently tell them to go back to wherever the hell it is that they came from.

You did the state of New Jersey a favor my friend. Nothing to be ashamed of.

La Resistance needs more warriors like yourself.

[Jughead10]

Occasionally, more often than I like to admit, I stoop down to their level. Not that I would ever look like them, but I have been known to get exceptionally hammered in the summer when they flock to the Jersey Shore. When this happens I often try to pick fights with guidos and consistently tell them to go back to wherever the hell it is that they came from.

You did the state of New Jersey a favor my friend. Nothing to be ashamed of.

La Resistance needs more warriors like yourself.

Well because of this alter ego I sometimes take on in the summer while intoxicated, I found its best just to stay out of areas like Point Pleasant and Seaside Heights. There is a high concentration of guidos in those parts.

[bigbluedefense]

Occasionally, more often than I like to admit, I stoop down to their level. Not that I would ever look like them, but I have been known to get exceptionally hammered in the summer when they flock to the Jersey Shore. When this happens I often try to pick fights with guidos and consistently tell them to go back to wherever the hell it is that they came from.

You did the state of New Jersey a favor my friend. Nothing to be ashamed of.

La Resistance needs more warriors like yourself.

Well because of this alter ego I sometimes take on in the summer while intoxicated, I found its best just to stay out of areas like Point Pleasant and Seaside Heights. There is a high concentration of guidos in those parts.

I feel like Cartmen when Southpark was overrun by hippies. How do we get rid of them all? Do we make a large drill and just attack them with it?

http://img454.imageshack.us/img454/9243/902hippiedrillblueprintrm2.gif

[etk]

What sucks the most is these sorry excuses for the male gender get some hot chicks.

Some girls I knew were obsessed with those growing up gotti ****. Pretty sad, but at least those girls weren't hot.

[MichaelJordanEberle (sabf)]

Occasionally, more often than I like to admit, I stoop down to their level. Not that I would ever look like them, but I have been known to get exceptionally hammered in the summer when they flock to the Jersey Shore. When this happens I often try to pick fights with guidos and consistently tell them to go back to wherever the hell it is that they came from.

You did the state of New Jersey a favor my friend. Nothing to be ashamed of.

La Resistance needs more warriors like yourself.

Well because of this alter ego I sometimes take on in the summer while intoxicated, I found its best just to stay out of areas like Point Pleasant and Seaside Heights. There is a high concentration of guidos in those parts.

I feel like Cartmen when Southpark was overrun by hippies. How do we get rid of them all? Do we make a large drill and just attack them with it?

http://img454.imageshack.us/img454/9243/902hippiedrillblueprintrm2.gif

If I run over pack of Guidos, will it damage uhh.. the car?

Well, one might roll up onto the windshield.

Uhh.. how fast must I uh.. go to kill a Guido.

About.... 30-35 miles per hour.





Anyway, your cause is so noble, I have decided I will pose as a guido and lead them out of New Jersey, I will be their Moses. I'll send them to the Middle East near Mount Sinai for 40 years until they settle.

Or, I could get a stereo and play club music and make them follow me into the river, and be New Jersey's St. Pied Piper.

[UKfan]

Occasionally, more often than I like to admit, I stoop down to their level. Not that I would ever look like them, but I have been known to get exceptionally hammered in the summer when they flock to the Jersey Shore. When this happens I often try to pick fights with guidos and consistently tell them to go back to wherever the hell it is that they came from.

You did the state of New Jersey a favor my friend. Nothing to be ashamed of.

La Resistance needs more warriors like yourself.

Well because of this alter ego I sometimes take on in the summer while intoxicated, I found its best just to stay out of areas like Point Pleasant and Seaside Heights. There is a high concentration of guidos in those parts.

I feel like Cartmen when Southpark was overrun by hippies. How do we get rid of them all? Do we make a large drill and just attack them with it?

http://img454.imageshack.us/img454/9243/902hippiedrillblueprintrm2.gif

If I run over pack of Guidos, will it damage uhh.. the car?

Well, one might roll up onto the windshield.

Uhh.. how fast must I uh.. go to kill a Guido.

About.... 30-35 miles per hour.





Anyway, your cause is so noble, I have decided I will pose as a guido and lead them out of New Jersey, I will be their Moses. I'll send them to the Middle East near Mount Sinai for 40 years until they settle.

Or, I could get a stereo and play club music and make them follow me into the river, and be New Jersey's St. Pied Piper.

You sir, are a great man, go get 'em!

http://www.silviapecota.com/media/1A_Salute/Salute.jpg

[S2TheEvo]

I live right near Seaside Heights, so I know exactly what you're talking about... I avoid the boardwalk at all costs because of people like this. The newest trend now are the non-Italian guido wanna-be's.

<3 New Jersey.

[bigbluedefense]

Occasionally, more often than I like to admit, I stoop down to their level. Not that I would ever look like them, but I have been known to get exceptionally hammered in the summer when they flock to the Jersey Shore. When this happens I often try to pick fights with guidos and consistently tell them to go back to wherever the hell it is that they came from.

You did the state of New Jersey a favor my friend. Nothing to be ashamed of.

La Resistance needs more warriors like yourself.

Well because of this alter ego I sometimes take on in the summer while intoxicated, I found its best just to stay out of areas like Point Pleasant and Seaside Heights. There is a high concentration of guidos in those parts.

I feel like Cartmen when Southpark was overrun by hippies. How do we get rid of them all? Do we make a large drill and just attack them with it?

http://img454.imageshack.us/img454/9243/902hippiedrillblueprintrm2.gif

If I run over pack of Guidos, will it damage uhh.. the car?

Well, one might roll up onto the windshield.

Uhh.. how fast must I uh.. go to kill a Guido.

About.... 30-35 miles per hour.





Anyway, your cause is so noble, I have decided I will pose as a guido and lead them out of New Jersey, I will be their Moses. I'll send them to the Middle East near Mount Sinai for 40 years until they settle.

Or, I could get a stereo and play club music and make them follow me into the river, and be New Jersey's St. Pied Piper.

You sir, are a great man, go get 'em!

http://www.silviapecota.com/media/1A_Salute/Salute.jpg

Every generation, one man, a hero if you will, dares to go where no man before him has gone. This man breaks boundaries, and overcomes the fears of men who came before him to do something that the rest of the world can only envy, respect, and wish to duplicate.

Today, that man is CutlerChris.

[Vikes99ej]

Guidos at work!!!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uABE_Iu8uFA

[GiantRutgersFan]

Well to be honest, how do you even know if someone is or not?


I mean pretty much everyone wears a collared shirt when they go out to the bar or a party. A lot of people, including me wear a nice watch and a necklace as well. And are Italian, like me. I mean I dont even comb my hair cause its so short, but besides that, what really seperates "guidos" from everyone else?

[Jughead10]

Guidos at work!!!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uABE_Iu8uFA

Notice how those clowns said they were in Seaside Heights, NJ. One of the main reasons I rarely ever go there anymore.

[yourfavestoner]

Well to be honest, how do you even know if someone is or not?


I mean pretty much everyone wears a collared shirt when they go out to the bar or a party. A lot of people, including me wear a nice watch and a necklace as well. And are Italian, like me. I mean I dont even comb my hair cause its so short, but besides that, what really seperates "guidos" from everyone else?

God damn it, GRF.

[bigbluedefense]

Guidos at work!!!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uABE_Iu8uFA

Notice how those clowns said they were in Seaside Heights, NJ. One of the main reasons I rarely ever go there anymore.

That guy made himself look like an assclown on TV. I hate how he was acting all hard when someone in a car gave him the finger. What you gonna do tough guy, chase him down the highway?

I also love how he was telling MTV how he's a great dancer, when he had absolutely no rhythm at all. Now, I have no rhythm either, and can't dance for my life, but I don't pretend to either. This guy looked like such a goof on the dance floor.

He's the type of guy who puts on an assload of axe body spray and thinks it will actually work like the commercials.

[A-Dub4President]

All of this whining falls on deaf ears. Be thankful that you don't have to deal with the Wexican.

[bigbluedefense]

All of this whining falls on deaf ears. Be thankful that you don't have to deal with the Wexican.

Wexican?

EDIT: nevermind....yeah that sucks. If I ever saw a Wexican, Id probably pummell his face in until he lost the esse accent.

[A-Dub4President]

All of this whining falls on deaf ears. Be thankful that you don't have to deal with the Wexican.

Wexican?

EDIT: nevermind....yeah that sucks. If I ever saw a Wexican, Id probably pummell his face in until he lost the esse accent.

The annoying sub cultures in Phoenix fall into three categories: the Wexican (the most blatantly annoying), the scene kids (present everywhere), and those that think they're living in California (we're not on the set of Laguna Beach you dumb ****). The worst part about Wexicans is that at first you think that they're hilarious (how can you not laugh at a kid with freckles trying to act like he just jumped the border)... until you see like twenty of them hanging out in front of a convenience store trying to stare you down.

[NYmoney]

All of this whining falls on deaf ears. Be thankful that you don't have to deal with the Wexican.

Wexican?

EDIT: nevermind....yeah that sucks. If I ever saw a Wexican, Id probably pummell his face in until he lost the esse accent.

The annoying sub cultures in Phoenix fall into three categories: the Wexican (the most blatantly annoying), the scene kids (present everywhere), and those that think they're living in California (we're not on the set of Laguna Beach you dumb ****). The worst part about Wexicans is that at first you think that they're hilarious (how can you not laugh at a kid with freckles trying to act like he just jumped the border)... until you see like twenty of them hanging out in front of a convenience store trying to stare you down.

so punch one of them in the face and watch them all run away. the harder someone acts, the easier they fall. fact of life.

[DChess]

had to bring it back, look at this video, like jesus christ, wtf is wrong with you

http://www.collegehumor.com/video:1765315

[YAYareaRB]

Not much in Cali.. There was one at our school but now he's all Laguna Beach'd out.

[BuckNaked]

If I saw a guido while driving. I would pull over and shoot it. Notice how I referred to them as "it", well that's because I don't really consider them to be actual humans.

[Im_a_Romosexual]

In the title it should be changed from Jersey to Earth

[jballa838]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=E_sewOWUzbo
haha.
"So easy a Guido can do it"

[BuckNaked]

BBD: i have a sinking suspicion that you'll get so frustrated and angry that eventually, you'll succumb and turn to the dark side. clearly, by that point, your mind will be long since lost from fighting what, until the next stupid trend comes around that allows angry white kids a chance to "be different," is almost an inevitability.

why not just herd them all into south jersey (fine, we can avoid atlantic city, they can have south central jersey, or, for that matter, los angeles), and erect a big fence? i don't think it's realistically possible to wage a ground war in a city against these clowns, so we might as well confine them. then you can sell that little bit of land to japan or something. they tend to embrace weird american trends.

Concentration camps?

[nvot9]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xO0orX2mXoo

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yl1K7JZJRcku

[Philliez01]

In South Jersey, we have a guido. A guido. He is really out of place in our school.

He goes to all of the parties, and hangs out with the hardcore party kids, street races with them, but at the same time he is never invited or asked to come here. He just. . . . . . finds his way over. But no one raises an objection, for some odd reason.

I remember him sitting at our lunch table for about 5 minutes and then he just got up and we didn't see him for like a week.

I'm not sure where he is in terms of the "levels" of guido.

[Green Bay Scat]

guidos will be the dodo of our time

[ricky bobby]

I put guidos at the same level with gangsta's and hard core rockers. The similarities are there. They are all groups of ridiculous people.

On a side note; When you discriminate against guidos, it's quite alright. But, when you discrimminate agianst gangsta's youre called a racist. Funny how that works.

[TitleTown088]

In South Jersey, we have a guido. A guido. He is really out of place in our school.

He goes to all of the parties, and hangs out with the hardcore party kids, street races with them, but at the same time he is never invited or asked to come here. He just. . . . . . finds his way over. But no one raises an objection, for some odd reason.

I remember him sitting at our lunch table for about 5 minutes and then he just got up and we didn't see him for like a week.

I'm not sure where he is in terms of the "levels" of guido.

You mean he's " a lurker" too?

[Green Bay Scat]

I put guidos at the same level with gangsta's and hard core rockers. The similarities are there. They are all groups of ridiculous people.

On a side note; When you discriminate against guidos, it's quite alright. But, when you discrimminate agianst gangsta's youre called a racist. Funny how that works.

thats cause guidos cant fight back, they are the dodo, if u lead them to a cliff with crappy music, they will fall off. dododo

[Philliez01]

You mean he's " a lurker" too?

I'd qualify him as a lurker.

EDIT:

Supporting that, he's always just..there. When you go to the bathroom, he's always washing his hands. When you go get a drink, he's always in front of you. When only one kid fails a 1-question quiz, he's that guy.

[Green Bay Scat]

I'd qualify him as a lurker.

whats the difference between a lurker and a stalker?

[Philliez01]

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Lurker

But he's like an internet lurker, he street races but abides the speed limit. He goes to a keg-a-thon but doesn't participate.

I'd actually consider him a creep

[scottyboy]

the amount of guidos in central jersey(mainly monmouth) makes me sick. i want to cry and puke. the worst is in my city, the mexicans who then try and be guido with spiked hair, looking alike and wearing half-buttoned shirts with popped collars with a t-shirt underneath reading "if your not dancing, your lifting". the guido group at my school is about 30 strong, and i laugh and cry when ever i pass them

[ATLDirtyBirds]

Get these guys out of here now. The most appaling thing is I know quite a few girls who will only go out with guidos. Quite annoying.

[yo123]

no guidos in minnesota...

[gbpackers0065]

http://i128.photobucket.com/albums/p173/nymets0065/nb.jpg
Had to bring that back...
I encounter these people way too much, I hole-heartedly hate them and have had several confrontations with them.

[someone447]

http://messageboard.tuckermax.com/showthread.php?t=16058

Best anti guido thread ever.

[BuckNaked]

http://messageboard.tuckermax.com/showthread.php?t=16058

Best anti guido thread ever.

lol, I read that whole thing

[ATLDirtyBirds]

These people have completely ruined Seaside for me. I can't even go there, because it seems like they just stay there the entire day.

[CW99]

Newjersey<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<Than anyother state in the US and Africa

and I live in Newjersey

[scottyboy]

Newjersey<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<Than anyother state in the US and Africa

and I live in Newjersey

than you obviously live in a hut, or never have been to the boardwalk, Seaside, 6 flags, pt. pleasant, and many other places.

sometimes, guidos being places in enjoyable as a fight may ensue among guidos and anti-guidos...

[gbpackers0065]

Newjersey<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<Than anyother state in the US and Africa

and I live in Newjersey

screw that

NJ>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>Everbody Else

[scottyboy]

there is absolutely nothing about jersey that's better than anyplace else on earth, let alone anything that would make it worth multiple >'s.

please, NJ is much better than your town of you're all ugly :D

[nvot9]

It's a really, really, really rich area, the education is amongst the best (in certain areas), and the property value's skyrocket pretty much annually....other than that, sure no reason to wanna live in NJ...

[CW99]

I live in Mayslanding there is one Mall complex for the whole area from AC to Camden!!! I'm 20 minutes From AC and all the AC/pleasentville trash comes down here to rent and play fake gangsta.

Coming from Northern Virginia this place is a third world I have never seen so many Confederate flags in my life flown by back woods italians How the **** does that happen? And I've lived in North Carolina and South Carolina and every other person down here lives in a trailer park this is Americas Wasteland

[MaxV]

http://www.sherdog.net/forums/showthread.php?t=322041&page=1&pp=20

http://www.leehotti.com/images/originals/1/theone.jpg

That thread was amazing, guidos got abused!

Looks like a porkypine orgy.

[gbpackers0065]

there is absolutely nothing about jersey that's better than anyplace else on earth, let alone anything that would make it worth multiple >'s.

It's my home I've never known anything different and I have to many good memories there to hate it. Plus it's better than being from Canada.

[CW99]

And another telling feature of New Jersians they Sun tan themselves until they look like walking Carrots it's the uglies thing ever

Oh and don't Knock Canada Toronto is the Nicest city i have ever been to

[jballa838]

http://www.hotchickswithdouchebags.com/uploaded_images/Dooochebags-753294.jpg
http://www.hotchickswithdouchebags.com/uploaded_images/DBJoeyPorsche3a-759443.jpg
douches.

[Nitschke-Hawk]

Unfortunately they get some good looking girls. What is it with *** guys and pretty boys that draws women to them?

[remix 6]

i hate these kids. they act tough..copy each other but single them out and they are little bitches

[Nitschke-Hawk]

They look like they got that shaved ice cream stuff that boxers use smeared all over their heads.

[BaLLiN]

I hate that paper thin beard they have from their sideburn to sideburn, it is ***, and their hair is so hard, you could poke an eye out. If you want to see the perfect example of this look at the gotti's or on I love NY, that blonde haired guy who was crying about his chihuahua dying or something.

[CW99]

They look like the Illegitimate ******** sons of the Heatmeiser

[Primetime21]

OT:
Wow it is such a double standard in this thread. What if someone made a thread saying all this about "thugs". On how much they hate them and how they polute the would. It would get locked down in a second but this thread is all in good fun.

[MichaelJordanEberle (sabf)]

It's a really, really, really rich area, the education is amongst the best (in certain areas), and the property value's skyrocket pretty much annually....other than that, sure no reason to wanna live in NJ...

You forget to mention the best thing about Jersey..

http://images.askmen.com/galleries/men/martin-brodeur/pictures/martin-brodeur-picture-1.jpg

[Ho0k Em']

OT:
Wow it is such a double standard in this thread. What if someone made a thread saying all this about "thugs". On how much they hate them and how they polute the would. It would get locked down in a second but this thread is all in good fun.

I don't think anyone would care. The difference is Guidos have their own look...thugs don't. Thugs are also naturally associated with criminals(and often naturally so). When you get into that stuff it gets touchy.

[ricky bobby]

OT:
Wow it is such a double standard in this thread. What if someone made a thread saying all this about "thugs". On how much they hate them and how they polute the would. It would get locked down in a second but this thread is all in good fun.
I said the same exact thing. I get called a racist for ripping gangstas, while ripping guidos is being encouraged. I am in no way sticking up for guidos btw.

[awfullyquiet]

You forget to mention the best thing about Jersey..

http://images.askmen.com/galleries/men/martin-brodeur/pictures/martin-brodeur-picture-1.jpg

damn right. honestly the only good thing about jersey is the cheap gas. and martin brodeur. f'serious. everything else is much worse. cops. left turns. the smells. god. every time i entered jersey from delaware. i rolled down my windows to remind myself why i will never live in jersey.

but as a former long islander.
i must say with full confidence.
i want every last one of these guido punks dead.

they almost stole my younger brother.
they irritate me. (thankfully the asianness helps on that area).
they're honestly a disgrace to the italian heritage.
and what about that grease. dear lord. they smell like death.
and honestly. they talk like typical strong islanders.

retardedly.
i'm glad i didn't live in nassau cty at any given time.
because someone would have lost a ***** or two.
not to mention the broads they roll with. beat. and repeat.

[scottyboy]

well in New Jersey, we pump our fists, not our gas!!!!!!!!!!

[BlindSite]

Unfortunately they get some good looking girls. What is it with *** guys and pretty boys that draws women to them?


Ah dude, the chick in the above photo is about 2 stars... Body probably more, but her head is just yuck.

[someone447]

Ah dude, the chick in the above photo is about 2 stars... Body probably more, but her head is just yuck.

Regardless, it is a really easy reason to why they can get good looking girls. They are rich as hell.

[ricky bobby]

Girls love preppy guys. Cash might have something to do with it.

[BuckNaked]

damn right. honestly the only good thing about jersey is the cheap gas. and martin brodeur. f'serious. everything else is much worse. cops. left turns. the smells. god. every time i entered jersey from delaware. i rolled down my windows to remind myself why i will never live in jersey.

but as a former long islander.
i must say with full confidence.
i want every last one of these guido punks dead.

they almost stole my younger brother.
they irritate me. (thankfully the asianness helps on that area).
they're honestly a disgrace to the italian heritage.
and what about that grease. dear lord. they smell like death.
and honestly. they talk like typical strong islanders.

retardedly.
i'm glad i didn't live in nassau cty at any given time.
because someone would have lost a ***** or two.
not to mention the broads they roll with. beat. and repeat.

I live in Long Island and I hate guidos, but there are way more people who think they're gangsters then there are guidos.

[etk]

http://www.hotchickswithdouchebags.com/uploaded_images/DBJoeyPorsche3a-759443.jpg
douches.

Oh great! Not another one of these...

"Yo, son, congratulations. You gots a bottle of vodka in your hand. bAlliNN!! Word."

[ATLDirtyBirds]

The best thing about NJ, is that I'm located there.

[YAYareaRB]

ATTENTION EVERYONE!!!

www.getoffourisland.com

Pretty much the ultimate site for all Guido haters.

[Philliez01]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=shIKBnFuUpg

This might have been already posted, and if it was, re-post for effect.

[awfullyquiet]

I live in Long Island and I hate guidos, but there are way more people who think they're gangsters then there are guidos.

also true.
my ex's younger brother was a straight thuggin male from southampton.

i told him he needs to lay off the royal blue fubu jumpsuit because it challenges his whiteness.
('***** you don't know where i at!' says the snobby prep school kid)

really though, it depends on WHERE you live in the TCA that determines who you have more of.
i mean. rv center and great neck and new hyde park. they all have their different crowds. although i haven't lived there in like three years (nor been back there in a year). i'm sure it is still the same. every girl from Rockville Centers still a stuck up *****.

nassau county is a lost cause to the guido disliking population.
ergo. why i lived in centereach. it was still safe.
i fear for my life going back there.
knowing i could be assaulted at any time.

[bigbluedefense]

Hey now, leave Jersey out of this. Guidos don't represent us. Theyre a cancer that pharmaceutical companies are currently looking to cure.


Im all for radiation therapy quite honestly. Maybe we can zap the hairgel off their heads.

[jballa838]

Hey now, leave Jersey out of this. Guidos don't represent us. Theyre a cancer that pharmaceutical companies are currently looking to cure.


Im all for radiation therapy quite honestly. Maybe we can zap the hairgel off their heads.
no, nothing cuold get that much hair gel out of anything.

[tEk]

no, nothing cuold get that much hair gel out of anything.
well for people like you who don't take showers i guess it would be hard to get hair gel out. but i think that a bottle of shampoo from the 99cent store would work.