Dr. Strangelove or: How I Learned to Stop Worrying and Love the Mock

[WMD]

Directed by ERU and WMD. The man did the odds, the tranny did the evens.. you figure it out.

1. Miami Dolphins - Chris Long, DE, Virginia
2. St. Louis Rams - Jake Long, OT, Michigan
3. New York Jets - Darren McFadden, RB, Arkansas
4. Atlanta Falcons - Glenn Dorsey, DT, LSU
5. New England Patriots (f/SF) - Vernon Gholston, OLB, OSU
6. Oakland Raiders - Sedrick Ellis, DT, USC
7. Kansas City Chiefs - Ryan Clady, OT, Boise State
8. Baltimore Ravens - Malcolm Jenkins, CB, OSU
9. Cincinnati Bengals - James Laurinaitis, LB, OSU
10. Chicago Bears - Matt Ryan, QB, Boston College
11. Philadelphia Eagles - Desean Jackson, WR, Cal
12. Detroit Lions - Calais Campbell, DE, Miami
13. Denver Broncos - Kenny Phillips, S, Miami
14. Carolina Panthers - Andre Woodson, QB, Kentucky
15. Arizona Cardinals - Antoine Cason, CB, Arizona
16. Washington Redskins - Derrick Harvey, DE, Florida
17. New Orleans Saints - Keith Rivers, LB, USC
18. Houston Texans - Mike Jenkins, CB, USF
19. Buffalo Bills - Malcolm Kelly, WR, Oklahoma
20. Tennesee Titans - Limas Sweed, WR, Texas
21. Minnesota Vikings - Early Doucet, WR, LSU
22. Tampa Bay Buccaneers - Brian Brohm, QB, Louisville
23. Seattle Seahawks - Jonathan Stewart, RB, Oregon
24. San Diego Chargers - Sam Baker, OT, USC
25. Pittsburgh Steelers - Gosder Cherilus, OT, Boston College
26. New York Giants - Dan Connor, LB, Penn State
27. Dallas Cowboys (f/CLE) - Mario Manningham, WR, Michigan
28. Jacksonville Jaguars - Adarius Bowman, WR, Oklahoma State
29. San Francisco 49ers (f/IND) - Kentwan Balmer, DT, North Carolina
30. Green Bay Packers - Leodis McKelvin, CB, Troy
31. Dallas Cowboys - Aqib Talib, CB, Kansas

[Chucky]

I love the Brohm Pick, I know some fellow bucs fans would disagree, but i like it and he is a good fit in our offence

[Turtlepower]

I love the Brohm Pick, I know some fellow bucs fans would disagree, but i like it and he is a good fit in our offence

Brian Brohm is perfect for your guys' WCO and anyone who says different reads too much into him.

As for the Giants, I'm starting to warm up to him, but his body in a Giants uniform still urks me for someone unknown reason. Maybe it is I just don't see him as a suitable WLB, but that is just me.

[B-Dawk]

the jackson is pick is little old, i know its a need area, but unless reid is gone the pick there would either be phillips or campbell who go in the next two picks

[Scotty D]

Campbell at 12 to the Lions = wmd is the tranny

[DiG]

redskins pick = http://www.greensmilies.com/wp-includes/images/smilies/smiley_emoticons_klokotzen.gif

harvey wouldn't even see the field. he has no where to play in greg williams system.

[fenikz]

Hell Yes to Cason, the man is a beast

[Turtlepower]

Hell Yes to Cason, the man is a beast

ASU destroyed Cason. =D

[Mr. Stiller]

Not a fan of Gosder Cherilous period.. if we're going to draft an OT in round 1, lets get one that can either play LT in the future, or don't get one at all.

[fenikz]

ASU destroyed Cason. =D

The only significant pass I can remember being caught on Cason was that ridiculous one by McGaha, it brought back bad memories of playing against him in passing league

[Crazy_Chris]

I like the Vikes Pick.

[Bills2083]

Good pick for Buffalo

[Don Killuminati]

I think I like the name as much as the pick.

[Caddy]

I love the Brohm Pick, I know some fellow bucs fans would disagree, but i like it and he is a good fit in our offence

I'm a Brohm fan too and I think it is a realistic pick.

[Finsfan79]

I do not think long has the star potential to be worthy of the number 1 pick

He is a nice player with a "high motor (god had clique sayings like this)" but he by many reports seems to have a limit to his potential you take the best potential impact player in the draft. I see long as more of a solid every year preformer then a future superstar

dorsey on the other hand has the potential on the dline to be a major impact type player and dominate on the inside for a long time to come.

[Yung Flippa]

Soild Ravens and Texans picks

[Xiomera]

12. Detroit Lions - Calais Campbell, DE, Miami

I'm gonna continue to hate on your mocks so long as this is the pick.

BOOO! lol

I'm curious as to why you like Campbell so much . . .

[thebow305]

I think with a great combine, Gholston will be the Miami's number one pick, if we don't trade it.

[KCJ58]

BEST MOCK TITLE EVER! also like the Rams pick

[iloxygenil]

Dorsey is fine by me.

[Vikes99ej]

Digging the Vikings pick. Sam Baker would be a nice option, too.

[downthealley]

Good Patriots pick, most of our LB's are converted college DE's.

[Sniper]

No....DeSean....Jackson!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Kenny Phillips!

[Jakey]

I dont like Cherilus for the Steelers...he's overrated in my opinion. Give us Jeff Otah, Chris Williams over Cherilus. Or go another direction...James Hardy, Early Doucet etc...