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TimD
12-28-2007, 10:47 PM
Okay I have an extremely intellectual question which requires deep thought. Who would win in a fight. A Grizzly Bear or a Gorilla. Now because Gorilla's are better in trees and Bears are better in water, the fight would take place in a 30 yd by 30 yd fenced in desert like terrain. It is a fight to the death. Debate on.

Fight Preview:

Bear vs. Bear (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=N7vvkloC-Ac)

Gorilla vs. Gorilla (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LDYyv-iLmRY)

http://img153.imageshack.us/img153/6458/bearvs1.png

Rich Jr
12-28-2007, 10:49 PM
What species of bear vs what species of gorilla?

Hines
12-28-2007, 10:50 PM
I am sorry, but a bear would rip the **** outta a gorilla.

Boston
12-28-2007, 10:51 PM
Grizzly Bear > Anything

Rich Jr
12-28-2007, 10:51 PM
I am sorry, but a bear would rip the **** outta a gorilla.I think a gorilla would take it IMO.

Caddy
12-28-2007, 10:53 PM
Yeah I'm with Pubestache. A Grizzly would own a Gorilla.

jballa838
12-28-2007, 10:53 PM
this reminds me of a demetri martin joke kinda
Pillow Fights:
Man Vs. Woman = Fun
Man vs. Man = g**
Woman vs. Woman = awesome
Man vs. Pillow = Crazy
Pillow vs. Pillow = Crazy Awesome
some reason it does.
i said bear.

badgerbacker
12-28-2007, 10:54 PM
A grizzly would weigh almost double the gorilla assuming both were fully grown. I think it would simply overpower it's opponent.

TimD
12-28-2007, 10:55 PM
On the way home from the Devils game tonight (hour in Newark traffic) me and my 3 friends argued none stop about this. I said bear but one said gorilla because they are more intelligent... then we debated hippo vs. rhino, moose vs. rhino, bear vs. rhino, cheetah vs. jaguar (not the animal the car), etc...

619
12-28-2007, 10:56 PM
Not to mention the bear has the height advantage.

jballa838
12-28-2007, 10:57 PM
better one,
Lemur vs. Squirrell

Caddy
12-28-2007, 10:57 PM
On the way home from the Devils game tonight (hour in Newark traffic) me and my 3 friends argued none stop about this. I said bear but one said gorilla because they are more intelligent... then we debated hippo vs. rhino, moose vs. rhino, bear vs. rhino, cheetah vs. jaguar (not the animal the car), etc...

Rhino's pawn all.

badgerbacker
12-28-2007, 10:57 PM
On the way home from the Devils game tonight (hour in Newark traffic) me and my 3 friends argued none stop about this. I said bear but one said gorilla because they are more intelligent... then we debated hippo vs. rhino, moose vs. rhino, bear vs. rhino, cheetah vs. jaguar (not the animal the car), etc...
Intelligence isn't going to help a gorilla out much if it's just him and a grizzly bear in a fenced in area. Maybe if they were put through a series of competitions, but in a straight-up fight...a grizzly would dominate.

TimD
12-28-2007, 10:58 PM
Rhino's pawn all.

http://imagecache2.allposters.com/images/pic/REIN/HR12168~Rhino-Posters.jpg

jballa838
12-28-2007, 10:59 PM
http://imagecache2.allposters.com/images/pic/REIN/HR12168~Rhino-Posters.jpg
Beast mode?

619
12-28-2007, 11:08 PM
http://www.vueweekly.com/upload/70fa08ea-88bc-46d1-be75-4f1bd8995ce2.jpg

ny10804
12-28-2007, 11:11 PM
http://www.polykarbon.com/tutorials/hands/thumb1.gif
Thumbs > all.

familyguy555
12-28-2007, 11:14 PM
Grizzly FTW

islandboy843
12-28-2007, 11:15 PM
HMMMMMMMMMMMMMM


http://content.answers.com/main/content/wp/en/thumb/0/00/250px-DonkeyKongMP7.jpg


http://www.gnccracing.com/Images/VersusLogo.jpg

http://img.engadget.com/common/images/7548881577822180.JPG



HMMMMMMMMMMMMM

Very tough

shavedaeyebrow2
12-28-2007, 11:15 PM
hippo vs bear?!

j05son
12-28-2007, 11:32 PM
Bear based on pure size...

'cuse-213
12-28-2007, 11:39 PM
That vid of gorillas is just play and theyre mad young. A gorilla is so much more agile and probably just as strong. Watch a vid of a gorilla defending its young. Things are crazy.

A full grown gorilla would destroy.

Bills2083
12-28-2007, 11:48 PM
http://youtube.com/watch?v=SXsCku0eCDE

I will go with gorilla.

Bills2083
12-28-2007, 11:53 PM
sweet vids

http://youtube.com/watch?v=YhtYvQOZO4U (gorilla vs. leopard)

for other ones, type in "animal face off"

bantx
12-29-2007, 12:34 AM
the gorilla can jump on his back and strangle the bear the bear has stubby arms its too ez for gorilla!!!!!!!!

Rich Jr
12-29-2007, 12:35 AM
And you all thought I was crazy for picking the gorilla!!!

badgerbacker
12-29-2007, 01:30 AM
Ok, it's time to break this down...

Size: Bear by a fairly large margin
Strength: Bear, not even close
Agility: Pretty close, I guess I'll give it to the Gorilla
Fighting ability: I'll call this one a push
"Weaponry": Teeth are even, Bear has claws, however Gorilla has humanlike hands to grab with. I think claws have the edge in an animal fight. Slight edge to the Bear.

How the fight would go down: The gorilla would be in trouble. If it was a boxing match, it could stay to the outside and take advantage of its long reach, however I was under the impression that both animals would be wild and receive no martial arts/boxing training of any kind. In this case, eventually, the gorilla is going to have to come inside on the bear where it is at a serious size disadvantage. The bear, which is likely to have been standing on its two hind paws would fall down onto the gorilla and its superior strength would thoroughly dismantle it.

someone447
12-29-2007, 02:29 AM
Grizzly Bear > Anything

Bear Grylls>Anything

tEk
12-29-2007, 02:35 AM
bear grylls<<<survival man!

VoteLynnSwan
12-29-2007, 02:57 AM
Bear Grylls is a joke, he has a bloody camera crew. Les Stroud is where it's at.

in this fight versus a fully grown Grizzly vs. Silverback Gorilla... i think it's got to be the Grizzly.

some stats

Grizzly: 1500 pounds 8ft tall

Gorilla: 500 pounds 5'9'' tall...

The Grizzly is 3 times heavier... and much stronger, the Gorilla's teeth are its big advantage, but i don't think it'd be enough.

The Unseen
12-29-2007, 07:57 AM
Funny, I just watched King Kong last night. Talk about an over-drawn movie.

Um...I'd go with a grizzly bear, but I'd take a gorilla against small bears.

jballa838
12-29-2007, 09:51 AM
Grizzly Bear > Anything
Grizzly Adams > Grizzly Bear

TimD
12-29-2007, 09:52 AM
Grizzly Bear < Guy with a Bear Bryant Tattoo

http://static.flickr.com/24/59354087_9d1aa9ff5b.jpg

Man_Of_Steel
12-29-2007, 10:02 AM
That gorilla was a youngster, a full grown gorilla is bigger faster stronger. Its a tough call but Im rollin with the gorilla.

Rich Jr
12-29-2007, 10:05 AM
Bear Grylls is a joke, he has a bloody camera crew. Les Stroud is where it's at.



Bear goes out, shows you not only how to survive but shows you how to find civilization in the process. All Les does is show you how to survive. That's it.

Bear>Les

someone447
12-29-2007, 12:48 PM
Les goes out, shows you not only how to survive but shows you how to find civilization in the process. All Les does is show you how to survive. That's it.

Bear>Les

I'm not even talking about their shows. Just read what Bear Grylls did before he got his show. He was in the SAS, and left after a parachuting accident where he broke 3 vertebrae, he climbed a mountain Sir Edmund Hilary called "unclimbable" at age 22, scaled Everest at 23.

badgerbacker
12-29-2007, 02:38 PM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=p0qyKyWaNEQ&feature=related

There's Bear Grylls for you. However, an actual grizzly bear, would dominate.

TimD
12-29-2007, 04:13 PM
everyone on my hockey team said Gorilla... :(

Rich Jr
12-29-2007, 04:15 PM
everyone on my hockey team said Gorilla... :(They know whats up