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jballa838
12-29-2007, 12:22 AM
anyone who wants to co gm, you can apply.
4 rounds.
1 hour clock.
Snake order.
order tbd

When you post your pick, you need
2 youtube videos of jokes/ stage preformances.
1 Picture


1. jballa838 - will accept co-gm
2. fischbowl
3. OSUGiants17 -wants a co-gm
4. islandboy843


DRAFT STARTS AT 3:30 EST.
order will be
1. OSU - George Carlin
2. fisch - Richard Pryor
3. jballa - Demetri Martin
4. Islandboy - Eddie Murphy (80s)
4. Islandboy - Dave Chappelle
3. jballa - Katt Williams
2. fisch/Lions - Mitch Hedberg
1. OSU - Nick Swardson
1. OSU - Gabriel Iglesias
2. Fisch - Bill Hicks
3. jballa - Kyle Cease
4. Islandboy - Chris Rock
4. Islandboy - Jim Carrey (90s)
3. jballa - Jerry Seinfeld (90s)
2. Fisch & WMD aka the dream team - Jim Gaffigan
1. OSU & YAY - Jeff Dunham

and it will be a "comedy show"

so you can have, for example:

1. dane cook
2. Weird Al
3. Carrot Top.
(horrid show)
poll will determine winner.

jballa838
12-29-2007, 12:25 AM
and i already have my top 4 and a sleeper pick in my head.

fischbowl
12-29-2007, 06:05 AM
ok Jballa i got it.

OSUGiants17
12-29-2007, 10:12 AM
I'm in. But, I could use a co-gm.

islandboy843
12-29-2007, 10:15 AM
I will do it but I know i'm going to lose.

jballa838
12-29-2007, 01:45 PM
DRAFT STARTS AT 3:30 EST.
order will be
1. OSU
2. fisch
3. jballa
4. Islandboy

and it will be a "comedy show"
so you can have, for example:

1. dane cook
2. Weird Al
3. Carrot Top.

so you only have 2 post 2 preformaces. no joke needed.

OSUGiants17
12-29-2007, 02:18 PM
can I just pick now?

jballa838
12-29-2007, 02:19 PM
yeah sure.
no clock til 330 EASTERN

OSUGiants17
12-29-2007, 02:20 PM
I pick
Religion is B.S. (http://video.google.com/videoplay?docid=3595159758696320986&q=George+carlin&total=1319&start=0&num=10&so=0&type=search&plindex=3)

Rape CAN be funny (http://video.google.com/videoplay?docid=-2473602468651528857&q=George+carlin&total=1319&start=10&num=10&so=0&type=search&plindex=4)

http://www.irishblogs.ie/images/282698.jpg
George Carlin

You might as well end this now.

jballa838
12-29-2007, 02:23 PM
fischbowl is up.
clock starts in 9 minutes

jballa838
12-29-2007, 02:32 PM
clock starts now

jballa838
12-29-2007, 03:36 PM
no clock. pick whenever fisch

YAYareaRB
12-29-2007, 05:53 PM
I'll be a Co-GM for whoever..

OSUGiants17
12-30-2007, 09:33 AM
I'll be a Co-GM for whoever..

be my co, I already picked George Carlin. I will pm you the BB that I sent jballa, you look it over tell me who you want and then we will deside on a final BB.

fischbowl
12-30-2007, 12:06 PM
OK I select Richard Pryor.

http://www.edfringe.com/images/articles/1134479727RichardPryor.jpg

WMD
12-30-2007, 12:08 PM
I should be in this.. but anyways, is this an All Time Comedian Draft or just ones going today?

fischbowl
12-30-2007, 12:09 PM
I should be in this.. but anyways, is this an All Time Comedian Draft or just ones going today?

WMD, you can co-gm with me

WMD
12-30-2007, 12:23 PM
WMD, you can co-gm with me

You've got yourself a deal.

fischbowl
12-30-2007, 02:03 PM
You've got yourself a deal.

By-golly-gee that's fantastic!

WMD
12-30-2007, 02:08 PM
By-golly-gee that's fantastic!

Okay well, now the deal is off.

fischbowl
12-30-2007, 03:02 PM
Okay well, now the deal is off.

that was a by-golly-gee of happiness not of sarcasm.

WMD
12-30-2007, 03:03 PM
that was a by-golly-gee of happiness not of sarcasm.

Anybody who uses by-golly-gee is not a friend of mine.

RoyHall#1
12-30-2007, 03:38 PM
that was a by-golly-gee of happiness not of sarcasm.

Haha. You took WMD seriously.

WMD
12-30-2007, 04:34 PM
So, wasn't this supposed to start at 3:30?

jballa838
12-30-2007, 04:39 PM
I'm up, and i pick Dmitri Martin.
Pics and stuff later.
Islandboy is up.
and Lions, it is all time technically, as you are creating a comedy showm but if your guy is old, you must specify the time period of his to use.
ex: Eddie Murphy in 1980 is different then Eddie Murphy if he did stuff now.

WMD
12-30-2007, 05:00 PM
Kick Islandboy out and let me in!

islandboy843
12-30-2007, 05:06 PM
Kick Islandboy out and let me in!

That was cold as ice.

But you can have it if want it that bad.

WMD
12-30-2007, 05:11 PM
That was cold as ice.

But you can have it if want it that bad.

Haha.. nah.. I just know I could win this with the next two picks.

islandboy843
12-30-2007, 05:16 PM
Well

80's Eddie Murphy

http://www.mediaknows.com/pics/renegade/clip_6.jpg



Dave Chapelle



http://img2.timeinc.net/ew/dynamic/imgs/051019/121321__dave_l.jpg

jballa838
12-30-2007, 05:41 PM
Well

80's Eddie Murphy

http://www.mediaknows.com/pics/renegade/clip_6.jpg



Dave Chapelle



http://img2.timeinc.net/ew/dynamic/imgs/051019/121321__dave_l.jpg
aaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhhhhh!!!! Chappelle was next on my big board.
oh well.
My next pick is Katt Williams
http://www.popstarsplus.com/images/KattWilliamsPicture.jpg
fisch/Lions are OTC.

WMD
12-30-2007, 07:28 PM
With no input from fischbowl.. Under my own guidance and expertise, I select..

Mitch Hedberg

http://lmnop.blogs.com/lauren/images/mitchell.jpg

Appearance on Letterman:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LDxBUoCN6MQ

Comedy Central Special:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ePbw6LCP1DY
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YtAvJEvNy3U
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ox1Tm3hFtVw
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pBGB60dMzn4

RoyHall#1
12-30-2007, 07:32 PM
With no input from fischbowl.. Under my own guidance and expertise, I select..

Mitch Hedberg

http://lmnop.blogs.com/lauren/images/mitchell.jpg

Appearance on Letterman:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LDxBUoCN6MQ

Comedy Central Special:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ePbw6LCP1DY
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YtAvJEvNy3U
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ox1Tm3hFtVw
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pBGB60dMzn4



Looks like you only needed 1 pick to win this. Mitch gets my vote.

Rich Jr
12-30-2007, 08:02 PM
With no input from fischbowl.. Under my own guidance and expertise, I select..

Mitch Hedberg

http://lmnop.blogs.com/lauren/images/mitchell.jpg

Appearance on Letterman:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LDxBUoCN6MQ

Comedy Central Special:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ePbw6LCP1DY
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YtAvJEvNy3U
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ox1Tm3hFtVw
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pBGB60dMzn4

I saw who was picked and then the only guy I would put above this guy is Richard Pryor. I almost mentioned him and I can't believe he got this far..

jballa838
12-30-2007, 08:55 PM
I saw who was picked and then the only guy I would put above this guy is Richard Pryor. I almost mentioned him and I can't believe he got this far..
uhh, they have both.
I have OSU's BB..
pick in a sec

jballa838
12-30-2007, 08:56 PM
OSU's picks...

1. Nick Swardson
Babies (http://video.google.com/videoplay?docid=4785759865596340039&q=Nick+Swardson&total=249&start=0&num=10&so=0&type=search&plindex=1)

British Kid (http://video.google.com/videoplay?docid=7351954901344410395&q=Nick+Swardson&total=249&start=10&num=10&so=0&type=search&plindex=0)

http://www.loyno.edu/~jjdinsmo/glam3.jpg

2. Gabriel Iglesias

Drunk Driving & Presidential Elections (http://video.google.com/videoplay?docid=-8884737291654856743&q=Gabriel+Iglesias&total=273&start=0&num=10&so=0&type=search&plindex=2)

Hot & Fluffy (http://video.google.com/videoplay?docid=8047123700767437433&q=Gabriel+Iglesias&total=273&start=0&num=10&so=0&type=search&plindex=3)

http://kjzz.org/news/arizona/archives/200607/gabrieliglesias/gabcar.jpg

WMD
12-30-2007, 10:52 PM
And to complete the domination.. The Fisch/WMD Connection selects...

Bill Hicks

http://www.endevil.com/images/billhicks1.jpg

Non Smokers:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=w9ySCcnoo3c

Evolution:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=baeT3g7udho (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ePbw6LCP1DY)

Positive Drug Story:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vX1CvW38cHA

fischbowl
12-30-2007, 10:55 PM
What ev, Bill Hicks is fine

Just posting this video for Jim Gaffigan hilarity.

Manatee (Dr. Katz):

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2jkUPNfiITk

jballa838
12-30-2007, 10:57 PM
wait, who did you take?

fischbowl
12-30-2007, 10:58 PM
wait, who did you take?

Bill Hicks

jballa838
12-30-2007, 11:02 PM
I'm goin with Kyle Cease and i'll Jazz this biotch up later.

Islandboy is OTC and do you guys want to quit at 3 or go to 4 rounds?

islandboy843
12-30-2007, 11:09 PM
Chris Rock

http://www.facade.com/celebrity/photo/Chris_Rock.jpg

WMD
12-30-2007, 11:10 PM
What ev, Bill Hicks is fine

Just posting this video for Jim Gaffigan hilarity.

Manatee (Dr. Katz):

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2jkUPNfiITk

Oh we can go Gaffigan if you'd like.

Rich Jr
12-30-2007, 11:11 PM
Chris Rock

http://www.facade.com/celebrity/photo/Chris_Rock.jpgGREAT pick dude.

jballa838
12-30-2007, 11:16 PM
you guys wanna go 4 rounds?

islandboy843
12-30-2007, 11:20 PM
you guys wanna go 4 rounds?

I will go another round.


It is only stand up comedians right.

Ewing
12-30-2007, 11:21 PM
Katt Williams being picked before Bill Hicks made me lose a little more faith in humanity.

jballa838
12-30-2007, 11:22 PM
I will go another round.


It is only stand up comedians right.
i changed it. As long as they are funny on a stage.
any one not like that?

islandboy843
12-30-2007, 11:35 PM
Alright Then

Jim Carrey in the 90's


http://artfiles.art.com/images/-/Jim-Carrey-Photograph-C11797557.jpeg

jballa838
12-30-2007, 11:43 PM
Ok with my round 4 selection i choose
Jerry Seinfeld in his prime:
http://blogs.knoxnews.com/knx/brown/archives/SeinfeldSMALL.JPG

the dream team is now OTC.

islandboy843
12-30-2007, 11:51 PM
I wanted the 90's Jim Carrey.

slightlyaraiderfan
12-31-2007, 12:06 AM
I'll take Danny Devito:

http://www.losanjealous.com/wp-content/uploads/2007/05/devito-slice.jpg

Regular Danny Devito, not Pizza Body Devito.

jballa838
12-31-2007, 12:08 AM
That Pizza looks delicious.
and by dream team i mean Lions and fisch are up.

NYGibril28
12-31-2007, 12:08 AM
Brian Regan is being snubbed

WMD
12-31-2007, 12:09 AM
Since the WMD-Detector believes that Fisch wanted Jim Gaffigan earlier.. we'll take him here.

Jim Gaffigan

http://www.avclub.com/content/files/images/Jim-Gaffigan-Color-5.article.jpg

on Letterman:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kYJMloF0jR0

Manatees:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2jkUPNfiITk

Fast Food:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=B_ksUhKaNpQ

jballa838
12-31-2007, 12:10 AM
nice choice.
Yay and Osu are OTC.
then we put up a poll in a different thread with your "rosters" and we vote.

fischbowl
12-31-2007, 12:10 AM
Oh we can go Gaffigan if you'd like.

Pale Force fans see above:

http://graphics8.nytimes.com/images/2007/03/16/arts/16gaff190.1.jpg

WMD
12-31-2007, 12:13 AM
nice choice.
Yay and Osu are OTC.
then we put up a poll in a different thread with your "rosters" and we vote.

Are you sure? I'd hate to see everybody else in this thing get embarassed...

WMD
12-31-2007, 12:14 AM
We should make this one or two more rounds!

jballa838
12-31-2007, 12:14 AM
Are you sure? I'd hate to see everybody else in this thing get embarassed...
they are gonna rank it.
and yes we all will be. i have Katt Williams. :(
Seinfeld was a good pick though.

jballa838
12-31-2007, 12:16 AM
We should make this one or two more rounds!
i say we get this one done and have a bigger one with a larger number of posters.

islandboy843
12-31-2007, 12:18 AM
Im not going to get embarrassed.

My team is nice.

fischbowl
12-31-2007, 01:02 AM
they are gonna rank it.
and yes we all will be. i have Katt Williams. :(
Seinfeld was a good pick though.

That was terrible. I love the Seinfeld pick though and teh Demetri Martin pick even more

jballa838
12-31-2007, 01:11 AM
That was terrible. I love the Seinfeld pick though and teh Demetri Martin pick even more
thanks, i drew a blank on Katt Williams.
I was gonna go chappelle but he went right before i think. :(

OSUGiants17
12-31-2007, 09:42 AM
Aruging with myself (http://video.google.com/videoplay?docid=-2039897657782245154&q=jeff+dunham&total=1651&start=0&num=10&so=0&type=search&plindex=1)

Spark of Insanity (http://video.google.com/videoplay?docid=-3043314452168029835&q=jeff+dunham&total=1651&start=0&num=10&so=0&type=search&plindex=3)

http://www.rialtosquare.com/07-08_show_images/jeff_dunham.gif
Jeff Dunham

OSUGiants17
12-31-2007, 09:43 AM
Can we please do 1 more round, There are 2 more guys that I want.

jballa838
12-31-2007, 01:26 PM
no, we are done.
Making the Voting thread as we speak.

jballa838
12-31-2007, 01:30 PM
everyone post your rosters in the thread

Ewing
01-01-2008, 07:12 PM
Anybody wanna explain why they didn't pick Lenny Bruce? Without him comedy wouldn't exist.