Comedian Draft

[jballa838]

anyone who wants to co gm, you can apply.
4 rounds.
1 hour clock.
Snake order.
order tbd

When you post your pick, you need
2 youtube videos of jokes/ stage preformances.
1 Picture


1. jballa838 - will accept co-gm
2. fischbowl
3. OSUGiants17 -wants a co-gm
4. islandboy843


DRAFT STARTS AT 3:30 EST.
order will be
1. OSU - George Carlin
2. fisch - Richard Pryor
3. jballa - Demetri Martin
4. Islandboy - Eddie Murphy (80s)
4. Islandboy - Dave Chappelle
3. jballa - Katt Williams
2. fisch/Lions - Mitch Hedberg
1. OSU - Nick Swardson
1. OSU - Gabriel Iglesias
2. Fisch - Bill Hicks
3. jballa - Kyle Cease
4. Islandboy - Chris Rock
4. Islandboy - Jim Carrey (90s)
3. jballa - Jerry Seinfeld (90s)
2. Fisch & WMD aka the dream team - Jim Gaffigan
1. OSU & YAY - Jeff Dunham

and it will be a "comedy show"

so you can have, for example:

1. dane cook
2. Weird Al
3. Carrot Top.
(horrid show)
poll will determine winner.

[jballa838]

and i already have my top 4 and a sleeper pick in my head.

[fischbowl]

ok Jballa i got it.

[OSUGiants17]

I'm in. But, I could use a co-gm.

[islandboy843]

I will do it but I know i'm going to lose.

[jballa838]

DRAFT STARTS AT 3:30 EST.
order will be
1. OSU
2. fisch
3. jballa
4. Islandboy

and it will be a "comedy show"
so you can have, for example:

1. dane cook
2. Weird Al
3. Carrot Top.

so you only have 2 post 2 preformaces. no joke needed.

[OSUGiants17]

can I just pick now?

[jballa838]

yeah sure.
no clock til 330 EASTERN

[OSUGiants17]

I pick
Religion is B.S. (http://video.google.com/videoplay?docid=3595159758696320986&q=George+carlin&total=1319&start=0&num=10&so=0&type=search&plindex=3)

Rape CAN be funny (http://video.google.com/videoplay?docid=-2473602468651528857&q=George+carlin&total=1319&start=10&num=10&so=0&type=search&plindex=4)

http://www.irishblogs.ie/images/282698.jpg
George Carlin

You might as well end this now.

[jballa838]

fischbowl is up.
clock starts in 9 minutes

[jballa838]

clock starts now

[jballa838]

no clock. pick whenever fisch

[YAYareaRB]

I'll be a Co-GM for whoever..

[OSUGiants17]

I'll be a Co-GM for whoever..

be my co, I already picked George Carlin. I will pm you the BB that I sent jballa, you look it over tell me who you want and then we will deside on a final BB.

[fischbowl]

OK I select Richard Pryor.

http://www.edfringe.com/images/articles/1134479727RichardPryor.jpg

[WMD]

I should be in this.. but anyways, is this an All Time Comedian Draft or just ones going today?

[fischbowl]

I should be in this.. but anyways, is this an All Time Comedian Draft or just ones going today?

WMD, you can co-gm with me

[WMD]

WMD, you can co-gm with me

You've got yourself a deal.

[fischbowl]

You've got yourself a deal.

By-golly-gee that's fantastic!

[WMD]

By-golly-gee that's fantastic!

Okay well, now the deal is off.

[fischbowl]

Okay well, now the deal is off.

that was a by-golly-gee of happiness not of sarcasm.

[WMD]

that was a by-golly-gee of happiness not of sarcasm.

Anybody who uses by-golly-gee is not a friend of mine.

[RoyHall#1]

that was a by-golly-gee of happiness not of sarcasm.

Haha. You took WMD seriously.

[WMD]

So, wasn't this supposed to start at 3:30?

[jballa838]

I'm up, and i pick Dmitri Martin.
Pics and stuff later.
Islandboy is up.
and Lions, it is all time technically, as you are creating a comedy showm but if your guy is old, you must specify the time period of his to use.
ex: Eddie Murphy in 1980 is different then Eddie Murphy if he did stuff now.

[WMD]

Kick Islandboy out and let me in!

[islandboy843]

Kick Islandboy out and let me in!

That was cold as ice.

But you can have it if want it that bad.

[WMD]

That was cold as ice.

But you can have it if want it that bad.

Haha.. nah.. I just know I could win this with the next two picks.

[islandboy843]

Well

80's Eddie Murphy

http://www.mediaknows.com/pics/renegade/clip_6.jpg



Dave Chapelle



http://img2.timeinc.net/ew/dynamic/imgs/051019/121321__dave_l.jpg

[jballa838]

Well

80's Eddie Murphy

http://www.mediaknows.com/pics/renegade/clip_6.jpg



Dave Chapelle



http://img2.timeinc.net/ew/dynamic/imgs/051019/121321__dave_l.jpg
aaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhhhhh!!!! Chappelle was next on my big board.
oh well.
My next pick is Katt Williams
http://www.popstarsplus.com/images/KattWilliamsPicture.jpg
fisch/Lions are OTC.

[WMD]

With no input from fischbowl.. Under my own guidance and expertise, I select..

Mitch Hedberg

http://lmnop.blogs.com/lauren/images/mitchell.jpg

Appearance on Letterman:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LDxBUoCN6MQ

Comedy Central Special:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ePbw6LCP1DY
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YtAvJEvNy3U
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ox1Tm3hFtVw
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pBGB60dMzn4

[RoyHall#1]

With no input from fischbowl.. Under my own guidance and expertise, I select..

Mitch Hedberg

http://lmnop.blogs.com/lauren/images/mitchell.jpg

Appearance on Letterman:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LDxBUoCN6MQ

Comedy Central Special:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ePbw6LCP1DY
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YtAvJEvNy3U
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ox1Tm3hFtVw
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pBGB60dMzn4



Looks like you only needed 1 pick to win this. Mitch gets my vote.

[Rich Jr]

With no input from fischbowl.. Under my own guidance and expertise, I select..

Mitch Hedberg

http://lmnop.blogs.com/lauren/images/mitchell.jpg

Appearance on Letterman:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LDxBUoCN6MQ

Comedy Central Special:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ePbw6LCP1DY
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YtAvJEvNy3U
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ox1Tm3hFtVw
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pBGB60dMzn4

I saw who was picked and then the only guy I would put above this guy is Richard Pryor. I almost mentioned him and I can't believe he got this far..

[jballa838]

I saw who was picked and then the only guy I would put above this guy is Richard Pryor. I almost mentioned him and I can't believe he got this far..
uhh, they have both.
I have OSU's BB..
pick in a sec

[jballa838]

OSU's picks...

1. Nick Swardson
Babies (http://video.google.com/videoplay?docid=4785759865596340039&q=Nick+Swardson&total=249&start=0&num=10&so=0&type=search&plindex=1)

British Kid (http://video.google.com/videoplay?docid=7351954901344410395&q=Nick+Swardson&total=249&start=10&num=10&so=0&type=search&plindex=0)

http://www.loyno.edu/~jjdinsmo/glam3.jpg

2. Gabriel Iglesias

Drunk Driving & Presidential Elections (http://video.google.com/videoplay?docid=-8884737291654856743&q=Gabriel+Iglesias&total=273&start=0&num=10&so=0&type=search&plindex=2)

Hot & Fluffy (http://video.google.com/videoplay?docid=8047123700767437433&q=Gabriel+Iglesias&total=273&start=0&num=10&so=0&type=search&plindex=3)

http://kjzz.org/news/arizona/archives/200607/gabrieliglesias/gabcar.jpg

[WMD]

And to complete the domination.. The Fisch/WMD Connection selects...

Bill Hicks

http://www.endevil.com/images/billhicks1.jpg

Non Smokers:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=w9ySCcnoo3c

Evolution:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=baeT3g7udho (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ePbw6LCP1DY)

Positive Drug Story:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vX1CvW38cHA

[fischbowl]

What ev, Bill Hicks is fine

Just posting this video for Jim Gaffigan hilarity.

Manatee (Dr. Katz):

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2jkUPNfiITk

[jballa838]

wait, who did you take?

[fischbowl]

wait, who did you take?

Bill Hicks

[jballa838]

I'm goin with Kyle Cease and i'll Jazz this biotch up later.

Islandboy is OTC and do you guys want to quit at 3 or go to 4 rounds?

[islandboy843]

Chris Rock

http://www.facade.com/celebrity/photo/Chris_Rock.jpg

[WMD]

What ev, Bill Hicks is fine

Just posting this video for Jim Gaffigan hilarity.

Manatee (Dr. Katz):

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2jkUPNfiITk

Oh we can go Gaffigan if you'd like.

[Rich Jr]

Chris Rock

http://www.facade.com/celebrity/photo/Chris_Rock.jpgGREAT pick dude.

[jballa838]

you guys wanna go 4 rounds?

[islandboy843]

you guys wanna go 4 rounds?

I will go another round.


It is only stand up comedians right.

[Ewing]

Katt Williams being picked before Bill Hicks made me lose a little more faith in humanity.

[jballa838]

I will go another round.


It is only stand up comedians right.
i changed it. As long as they are funny on a stage.
any one not like that?

[islandboy843]

Alright Then

Jim Carrey in the 90's


http://artfiles.art.com/images/-/Jim-Carrey-Photograph-C11797557.jpeg

[jballa838]

Ok with my round 4 selection i choose
Jerry Seinfeld in his prime:
http://blogs.knoxnews.com/knx/brown/archives/SeinfeldSMALL.JPG

the dream team is now OTC.

[islandboy843]

I wanted the 90's Jim Carrey.

[slightlyaraiderfan]

I'll take Danny Devito:

http://www.losanjealous.com/wp-content/uploads/2007/05/devito-slice.jpg

Regular Danny Devito, not Pizza Body Devito.

[jballa838]

That Pizza looks delicious.
and by dream team i mean Lions and fisch are up.

[NYGibril28]

Brian Regan is being snubbed

[WMD]

Since the WMD-Detector believes that Fisch wanted Jim Gaffigan earlier.. we'll take him here.

Jim Gaffigan

http://www.avclub.com/content/files/images/Jim-Gaffigan-Color-5.article.jpg

on Letterman:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kYJMloF0jR0

Manatees:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2jkUPNfiITk

Fast Food:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=B_ksUhKaNpQ

[jballa838]

nice choice.
Yay and Osu are OTC.
then we put up a poll in a different thread with your "rosters" and we vote.

[fischbowl]

Oh we can go Gaffigan if you'd like.

Pale Force fans see above:

http://graphics8.nytimes.com/images/2007/03/16/arts/16gaff190.1.jpg

[WMD]

nice choice.
Yay and Osu are OTC.
then we put up a poll in a different thread with your "rosters" and we vote.

Are you sure? I'd hate to see everybody else in this thing get embarassed...

[WMD]

We should make this one or two more rounds!

[jballa838]

Are you sure? I'd hate to see everybody else in this thing get embarassed...
they are gonna rank it.
and yes we all will be. i have Katt Williams. :(
Seinfeld was a good pick though.

[jballa838]

We should make this one or two more rounds!
i say we get this one done and have a bigger one with a larger number of posters.

[islandboy843]

Im not going to get embarrassed.

My team is nice.

[fischbowl]

they are gonna rank it.
and yes we all will be. i have Katt Williams. :(
Seinfeld was a good pick though.

That was terrible. I love the Seinfeld pick though and teh Demetri Martin pick even more

[jballa838]

That was terrible. I love the Seinfeld pick though and teh Demetri Martin pick even more
thanks, i drew a blank on Katt Williams.
I was gonna go chappelle but he went right before i think. :(

[OSUGiants17]

Aruging with myself (http://video.google.com/videoplay?docid=-2039897657782245154&q=jeff+dunham&total=1651&start=0&num=10&so=0&type=search&plindex=1)

Spark of Insanity (http://video.google.com/videoplay?docid=-3043314452168029835&q=jeff+dunham&total=1651&start=0&num=10&so=0&type=search&plindex=3)

http://www.rialtosquare.com/07-08_show_images/jeff_dunham.gif
Jeff Dunham

[OSUGiants17]

Can we please do 1 more round, There are 2 more guys that I want.

[jballa838]

no, we are done.
Making the Voting thread as we speak.

[jballa838]

everyone post your rosters in the thread

[Ewing]

Anybody wanna explain why they didn't pick Lenny Bruce? Without him comedy wouldn't exist.