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jballa838
01-01-2008, 01:45 AM
3 Hour Clock until midnight and beginning 11 AM EST on weekends
3 Hour Clock until 11 PM EST and beginning 1 PM EST on weekdays.
you can pick between ends and beginnings but no one will be skipped

ok since we had co-gms last time we are starting another one, bigger one.
Contestants:
1. jballa838
2. Lions WMD
3. diabsoule
4. T-Rich49
5. OSUGiants17/NYGibril28
6. Rich Jr
7. Ewing


order

Ewing - Bill Hicks
diabsoule - Sam Kinison
Lions WMD - Richard Pryor
jballa838 - Mitch Hedberg
Rich Jr - Eddie Murphy
T-Rich49-Jerry Seinfeld
OSUGiants17/NYGibril28- George Carlin7.OSUGiants17/NYGibril28-Demetri Martin
6. T-Rich49- George Lopez
5. Rich Jr- Dave Chappelle
4. jballa838- Chris Rock
3. Lions WMD- some old guy named Lenny Bruce
2. diabsoule- Rodney Dangerfield
1. Ewing- Louis Black

1.Ewing- Steven Wright
2.diabsoule- DENIS LEARY
3. Lions WMD- Bill Cosby
4. jballa838- David Letterman
5. Rich Jr- Andrew "Dice" Clay
6. T-Rich49
7. OSU/NYG

WMD
01-01-2008, 01:07 PM
I will join this extravaganza.

diabsoule
01-01-2008, 01:15 PM
I'll toss my hat in this ring.

T-RICH49
01-01-2008, 04:27 PM
I'll take a stab at this

OSUGiants17
01-01-2008, 08:11 PM
Count me in.

diabsoule
01-02-2008, 01:43 AM
So, is anybody else going to sign up for this?

jballa838
01-02-2008, 03:42 PM
sign up today!

Rich Jr
01-02-2008, 04:31 PM
I've never done a fantasy draft before but i'll give it a shot.

Ewing
01-02-2008, 05:10 PM
I'm in. I know more about stand-up comedy than anyone.

jballa838
01-02-2008, 05:14 PM
one more!!!!!!!!1

NYGibril28
01-02-2008, 08:02 PM
any1 want a co-GM?

jballa838
01-02-2008, 08:05 PM
if you GM for real we'll get this started

OSUGiants17
01-02-2008, 08:05 PM
any1 want a co-GM?

be my co if you want.

NYGibril28
01-02-2008, 08:07 PM
be my co if you want.

Only if we take Dane Cook #1...

OSUGiants17
01-02-2008, 08:08 PM
Only if we take Dane Cook #1...

not a chance be a GM by yourself if you really want Dane Cook

NYGibril28
01-02-2008, 08:10 PM
not a chance be a GM by yourself if you really want Dane Cook

haha, was a joke. No one wants Dane Cook.

OSUGiants17
01-02-2008, 08:11 PM
haha, was a joke. No one wants Dane Cook.

then you can be my co.

Rich Jr
01-02-2008, 08:15 PM
What's it mean to be a GM and stuff in a fantasy draft?

diabsoule
01-02-2008, 08:18 PM
What's it mean to be a GM and stuff in a fantasy draft?

You do all the work yourself. You don't have to ask someone else who they thing you should take with your pick.... yada yada yada

Ewing
01-03-2008, 02:14 AM
haha, was a joke. No one wants Dane Cook.

Anybody who takes that hack is forever off the decent poster list. I will no longer listen to their opinion on any subject.

Rich Jr
01-03-2008, 05:25 PM
So when we kicking this puppy off?

OSUGiants17
01-03-2008, 05:37 PM
why can't we just do this with 7?

jballa838
01-03-2008, 05:52 PM
ok we'll do this with 7.
i need to do the order.

jballa838
01-03-2008, 05:59 PM
Ewing
diabsoule
Lions WMD
jballa838
Rich Jr
T-Rich49
OSUGiants17/NYGibril28

Ewing
01-03-2008, 06:15 PM
With the first pick it is an honor to select my all-time favorite comedian...

Bill Hicks

http://static.last.fm/proposedimages/original/6/2548/103778.jpg

Born December 16th, 1961 in Valdosta, Georgia, William Melvin Hicks was the youngest of three children. By the time he was seven, Bill had lived in four states before settling in Houston. As a child Bill yearned to be a comedian. He idolized Johnny Carson and the stand-up comedy of Woody Allen.

In junior high school, Bill met Dwight Slade and they became fast friends. Together, the two spent hours creating comedy routines. Bill and Dwight’s ambitions of performing in front of an audience seemed hopeless. Even though there were no comedy clubs nearby, they made recordings and sent them to local agents. One package earned them an overnight slot on the Jerry Lewis telethon, but they were underage and couldn’t perform. Finally and opportunity arrived when the Comedy Workshop opened in Houston. Chauffeured to the club by friend Kevin Booth (the only one of the three with a driver’s license), they convinced the club manager to give them a shot. Bill & Dwight became the venue’s youngest regular comics. With only a handful of performances under their belts, Dwight’s family relocated, leaving Bill to focus on his solo act.

Shortly after graduating high school, Bill moved to LA to start the first phase of his love/hate relationship with the city. Performing alongside then-unknowns Jay Leno, Jerry Seinfeld, and Gary Shandling, Bill found the going rough. After two years he had had enough and returned to Houston. Although his experience in the heart of the showbiz beast had been disappointing, Bill remained enthusiastically dedicated to stand-up comedy. He began touring, relentlessly, building a small but loyal base of fans.

In 1984 with the support of Jay Leno, Bill appeared on David Letterman’s show for the first time (at the time of his death, Bill had performed on the show eleven times). He began playing more prestigious rooms and fellow comedians developed tremendous respect for his work. Hicks tried again to integrate into traditional showbiz by moving to New York which he found more agreeable than LA. There Bill stopped taking drugs, a habit he had picked up during hard years of touring. Although he attended AA meetings, Bill never renounced his drug use, explaining in performances that he had “some great times on drugs.” This blunt honesty flowed over into other areas of his performance and Bill addressed a variety of subjects with new, pure clarity.

Bill’s comedy (despite his own claims to the contrary) was not about hate or pessimism. Bill was an unabashed optimist. He believed that most people were good at heart but evil forces were deliberately distracting us all from creating a better world using television, lies, tobacco and alcohol as opiates. Bill felt a revolution of thought was coming and that it was his duty, as an emissary of the truth, to bring whatever light he could to anyone who would listen. This blunt, straightforward expression of these ideas could cause clashes with less enlightened, unsuspecting audiences. The result was sometimes dangerous; Bill had his ankle broken and a gun was pointed at him on stage. Despite these experiences, he refused to compromise his material and soldiered on.

His first standup comedy video, Sane Man, was recorded in 1988 before an enthusiastic crowd in Austin, Texas. Much of the material heard on his later albums is here in the embryonic stage. Bill toured the clubs even more incessantly in the early 90’s, playing 250-300 gigs a year. Although he loved performing, he hated traveling. But the effort was showing results; his legend was spreading by word of mouth. His first comedy album, Dangerous was released in 1990. That year Ninja Bachelor Party was released on VHS and HBO aired an all-Hicks episode of One Night Stand. At the Just For Laughs Festival in Montreal, Bill was a hit with audiences and critics.

Soon after his Montreal gig, Bill debuted in the United Kingdom appearing in an American comedy revue. British audiences enthusiastically embraced Hicks (Bill joked that it was because of his pale skin), and he toured the country, extensively, winning the prestigious Critics Award at the Edinburgh Comedy Festival. Bill’s second album Relentless was a developmental step from Dangerous but still only hinted at what is to come. On a 1992 English tour he filmed the Revelations performance video. Although he was working harder then ever and his career was building momentum, Bill was still not reaching as large an audience as he had hoped. Meanwhile, other comedians were breaking into mass consciousness with a watered-down version of Hicks’ comedy. While it would have been lucrative for Bill to tone down his act and supersede these pretenders, he had no interest in doing so. Uncompromisingly Bill moved forward, expanding his world-view. Turning his back on the opportunity to cash in, he plowed ahead fearlessly. Bill’s material and performances evolved at a tremendous rate.

In 1993 a breakthrough seemed closer than ever. Rolling Stone had declared Bill “Hot Stand-Up Comic” of the year. He began work on “Counts of the Netherworld” a high-concept talk show for British TV. He had been nominated for Stand-Up Of The Year by the American Comedy Awards for the third time. He wrote a column for the British humor magazine Scallywag and was asked to write for the political journal The Nation. Rock bands flocked to his banner; Radiohead, Rage Against the Machine and Tool professed their admiration. He had been invited by the New York Public Library for Performing Arts to speak at Lincoln Center in June of 1994. Performance films, screenplays, books and CD box sets were in various stages of discussion. Perhaps to take advantage of this synergy, Bill moved back to LA.

Then, in June, Bill learned he had cancer. Choosing to keep his illness a secret, he told his family, a few close friends and went straight back to work. In August of 1993 Bill’s brother Steve flew to LA and together they packed Bill’s belongings into his jeep and drove to Little Rock, Arkansas where Bill moved into his parent’s home. He had already recorded both Arizona Bay and Rant In E Minor, with ambitious plans to mix music that he had recorded into the performance to compliment the comedy themes. He described the conceptual Arizona Bay as his Dark Side Of The Moon built around the theme of LA falling into the Pacific Ocean. Throughout the year, Bill underwent chemotherapy on a weekly basis. The tour dates didn’t let up and his writing pace accelerated.

In October, Hicks taped a performance for David Letterman that became on of his most infamous moments. Returning to his hotel following the early evening taping, Bill was told that censors had cut his segment. In a 39-page letter to John Lahr of The New Yorker, Bill expressed his frustration. He had reason to be enraged; the set had been approved (twice!) by the powers that be. It would’ve been his last television appearance. His last gig was on January 6, 1994 at Caroline’s in New York City – he did not complete the series of shows.

Despite his illness, Bill was at peace. He spent time with his parents, playing them the music he loved and showing them documentaries about his interests. He called friends to say goodbye and re-read J.R.R. Tolkein’s Fellowship Of The Rings.

On Saturday, February 26th, 1994, Bill died. He was 32.

One Night Stand (http://video.google.com/videoplay?docid=1366476727111157120)

Revelations (http://video.google.com/videoplay?docid=1604695578417499645)

Final Interview (http://video.google.com/videoplay?docid=-8409129199157823217)

diabsoule
01-03-2008, 06:16 PM
With my pick, I choose:

SAM KINISON
http://imagecache2.allposters.com/images/pic/RSPOD/RS546~Sam-Kinison-Rolling-Stone-no-546-February-1989-Posters.jpg

No jokes needed.

WMD
01-03-2008, 06:29 PM
With the #3 Overall Pick, I select...

Richard Pryor

http://s.yottamusic.com/i/as2H.32i0

Hunting in the Woods:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_71_8foMBe4

Dogs & Monkeys:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TzOHeSn61ss

Boxing:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xcTthSSzJIE

jballa838
01-03-2008, 06:33 PM
I select

Mitch Hedberg

http://lmnop.blogs.com/lauren/images/mitchell.jpg

Appearance on Letterman:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LDxBUoCN6MQ

Comedy Central Special:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ePbw6LCP1DY
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YtAvJEvNy3U
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ox1Tm3hFtVw
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pBGB60dMzn4

Rich Jr
01-03-2008, 07:30 PM
jballa got my guy, i had a plan to go with him but i'll go to my second option..

I select..

Eddie Murphy

http://www.laserdisken.dk/billeder/forsidealm/1089839675201859.jpg

*Warning, foul language*

Best of Raw (http://youtube.com/watch?v=7MZvPkUHfP0)

Murphy on Cosby (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=y7nNLotYdOE&feature=related)

diabsoule
01-03-2008, 08:31 PM
jballa got my guy, i had a plan to go with him but i'll go to my second option..

I select..

Eddie Murphy Raw Eddition

http://www.laserdisken.dk/billeder/forsidealm/1089839675201859.jpg

*Warning, foul language*

Best of Raw (http://youtube.com/watch?v=7MZvPkUHfP0)

Murphy on Cosby (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=y7nNLotYdOE&feature=related)

One of the best stand up specials of all time.

jballa838
01-03-2008, 08:50 PM
TRICH is up

T-RICH49
01-03-2008, 09:40 PM
I selects Jerry Sienfield

Rich Jr
01-04-2008, 04:10 PM
bump lets keep this thing going.

OSUGiants17
01-04-2008, 04:12 PM
waiting for NYGibril then I will make my pick, ok

jballa838
01-04-2008, 05:10 PM
ok. take your time. you guys could both pick one guy since you have 2 in a row

OSUGiants17
01-04-2008, 05:22 PM
ok. take your time. you guys could both pick one guy since you have 2 in a row

K I pick George Carlin(more info to come latter). When NYGibril comes on, he will make the other pick

diabsoule
01-05-2008, 01:20 AM
Are we going to keep this going?

jballa838
01-05-2008, 01:21 AM
yeah. OSU just waiting on Gibril

diabsoule
01-05-2008, 04:14 PM
yeah. OSU just waiting on Gibril

can we just skip Gibril or just not have him in the draft anymore? This wait is getting a bit ridiculous.

jballa838
01-05-2008, 04:14 PM
yeah he was OSU's Co, but OSU you have 15 minutes to pick

jballa838
01-05-2008, 05:08 PM
T-Rich can pick whenever. they're second pick is skipped as of now

OSUGiants17
01-05-2008, 06:09 PM
Demetri Martin
http://media.npr.org/programs/atc/features/2007/jan/dmartin200x250.jpg
http://youtube.com/watch?v=daQS7Dh5rkQ
http://youtube.com/watch?v=5hSe24Lmgbs
http://youtube.com/watch?v=rcwfdFT1ohE
http://youtube.com/watch?v=XiFrfeJ8dKM
http://youtube.com/watch?v=6-h_XfVaLK8&feature=related
http://youtube.com/watch?v=WGS7Q40Y4KU

T-RICH49
01-05-2008, 07:31 PM
I pick George Lopez

http://www.hbo.com/events/georgelopez_07/img/george_lopez.jpg

Rich Jr
01-05-2008, 10:32 PM
With my next selection I pick...


Dave Chappelle

http://hollywood.outsidethebeltway.com/wp/wp-content/uploads/2007/04/dave2.jpg

I never thought this guy would slip to me in the 2nd round.

Def Poetry Jam (http://youtube.com/watch?v=fndMa0HHvVU)

Kid's Cartoons (http://youtube.com/watch?v=aUmYGLIubho&feature=related)

For What It's Worth (http://youtube.com/watch?v=mxow0YHgHDg&feature=related)

Clinton (http://youtube.com/watch?v=v9nl2vKBp-U&feature=related)

jballa838
01-05-2008, 10:40 PM
well i had planned on picking chappelle, but i think i found a better alternative:
Chris Rock
http://www.theconfusedchristian.com/jonathan/chris_rock.jpg

Rich Jr
01-05-2008, 10:42 PM
well i had planned on picking chappelle, but i think i found a better alternative:
Chris Rock
http://www.theconfusedchristian.com/jonathan/chris_rock.jpg

I was hoping Rock would fall to me in the 3rd round :mad:

Oh well I have another option I hope no one picks and if they do I think i'm ******..

BTW, how many rounds we doing?

jballa838
01-05-2008, 10:43 PM
I was hoping Rock would fall to me in the 3rd round :mad:

Oh well I have another option I hope no one picks and if they do I think i'm ******..

BTW, how many rounds we doing?
undecided. 4 or 6 as of now.

WMD
01-05-2008, 11:15 PM
Lenny Bruce

http://ubqtous.com/assets/img/lennybruce/LBFuck.gif

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=M7o_fEhxUJE

Rich Jr
01-06-2008, 12:14 PM
bumpity bump

diabsoule you're up.

Rich Jr
01-07-2008, 01:06 PM
seriously bump

diabsoule
01-07-2008, 01:52 PM
I choose:

Rodney Dangerfield

Sorry, guys, I have been without internet access for a few days.

Ewing
01-07-2008, 05:32 PM
Lewis Black

http://www.ctconcert.com/images/258_LEWIS_BLACK_angry.JPG

Grammy Award-winning American stand-up comedian, author, playwright, and actor. He is known for his comedy style which often simulates a mental breakdown or rant, ridiculing (mostly American) history, politics, religion, trends, and cultural phenomena. He makes regular appearances on Comedy Central's The Daily Show delivering his “Back in Black” commentary segment. He lives in Chapel Hill, North Carolina and has an apartment in Manhattan.

Lewis Black's style of comedy is that of a man who, in dealing with the absurdities of life and contemporary politics, is approaching his personal limits of sanity. Sarcasm, hyperbole, profanity, shouting, and trademark angry finger-shaking bring emphasis to his topics of discussion. He once described his humor as "being on the Titanic every single day and being the only person who knows what is going to happen."

Bottled Water (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yNGWn-aWn5g)

Nuclear Holocaust (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Sbw6Nxf8dYU)

Comedy Central Presents Part 1/4 (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cmG-cAKkDsI)

Comedy Central Presents Part 2/4 (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XO7WmYc9_7o)

Comedy Central Presents Part 3/4 (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MN4ex9Y6u60)

Comedy Central Presents Part 4/4 (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UZMFy79EfhU)

jballa838
01-07-2008, 05:41 PM
your up still Ewing.

Ewing
01-07-2008, 05:52 PM
Steven Wright

http://img87.imageshack.us/img87/1284/stevenwright2vy8.jpg

Academy Award-winning American stand-up comedian, actor, and writer from Burlington, Massachusetts. He is known for his slow, deadpan, monotone delivery of ironic, witty, deeply philosophical and sometimes confusing jokes and one-liners with overly contrived situations.

Wright's 1985 comedy album entitled I Have a Pony, released on Warner Bros. Records, received critical acclaim and was nominated for a Grammy Award. In 1989, he won an Academy Award for his short film, The Appointments of Dennis Jennings. In 1992, Wright had a recurring role on the television sitcom Mad About You. He also supplied the voice of the radio DJ in the film Reservoir Dogs.

There are numerous lists of jokes attributed to Wright circulating on the Internet, sometimes of dubious origin. Wright has stated that "someone showed me a site, and half of it that said I wrote it, I didn't write. Recently, I saw one, and I didn't write any of it. What's disturbing is that with a few of these jokes, I wish I had thought of them. A giant amount of them, I'm embarrassed that people think I thought of them, because some are really bad."

Six Minute Set In England (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XYffXv7jMYQ)

Early Letterman Show Apperance (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BUEiacEG1B4)

Comic Relief (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KnxB6fEyHAk)

When The Leaves Blow Away Part 1/5 (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RyEJKjUBKTw)

When The Leaves Blow Away Part 2/5 (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Pa9OaPgBllU)

When The Leaves Blow Away Part 3/5 (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pizd-RNs6GE)

When The Leaves Blow Away Part 4/5 (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aXO60UbRH9U)

When The Leaves Blow Away Part 5/5 (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8JZdRzEz-cA)

diabsoule
01-07-2008, 06:57 PM
I choose:

DENIS LEARY

T-RICH49
01-07-2008, 07:01 PM
Lewis Black

http://www.ctconcert.com/images/258_LEWIS_BLACK_angry.JPG

Grammy Award-winning American stand-up comedian, author, playwright, and actor. He is known for his comedy style which often simulates a mental breakdown or rant, ridiculing (mostly American) history, politics, religion, trends, and cultural phenomena. He makes regular appearances on Comedy Central's The Daily Show delivering his “Back in Black” commentary segment. He lives in Chapel Hill, North Carolina and has an apartment in Manhattan.

Lewis Black's style of comedy is that of a man who, in dealing with the absurdities of life and contemporary politics, is approaching his personal limits of sanity. Sarcasm, hyperbole, profanity, shouting, and trademark angry finger-shaking bring emphasis to his topics of discussion. He once described his humor as "being on the Titanic every single day and being the only person who knows what is going to happen."

Bottled Water (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yNGWn-aWn5g)

Nuclear Holocaust (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Sbw6Nxf8dYU)

Comedy Central Presents Part 1/4 (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cmG-cAKkDsI)

Comedy Central Presents Part 2/4 (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XO7WmYc9_7o)

Comedy Central Presents Part 3/4 (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MN4ex9Y6u60)

Comedy Central Presents Part 4/4 (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UZMFy79EfhU)



I hate you

WMD
01-07-2008, 09:40 PM
I select...


Bill Cosby

http://img2.timeinc.net/ew/dynamic/imgs/040809/15237__bc_l.jpg

jballa838
01-07-2008, 09:56 PM
i select:
David Letterman

Ewing
01-07-2008, 10:31 PM
I choose:

DENIS LEARY

Worst joke theif ever. Why not take Carlos Mencia while you're at it?

Rich Jr
01-07-2008, 10:55 PM
I select

Andrew "Dice" Clay

http://pika.mit.edu/pikans/pikanimages/1088881073diceclay.jpg

The "Dice" Man (http://youtube.com/watch?v=brE1v0d4aFg)

"Dice" Man vs CNN (http://youtube.com/watch?v=6M9C6a1K0nI&feature=related)

At Rodney Dangerfields (http://youtube.com/watch?v=BWzI_Wn0ZwM)

diabsoule
01-08-2008, 01:03 AM
Worst joke theif ever. Why not take Carlos Mencia while you're at it?

I didn't dog your picks considering I think Bill Hicks is about as funny as a wet rag.

Ewing
01-08-2008, 04:33 AM
I didn't dog your picks considering I think Bill Hicks is about as funny as a wet rag.

You do know that Denis Leary owes his entire career to Bill, right?

T-RICH49
01-08-2008, 09:38 AM
I select Conan O'Brien

diabsoule
01-08-2008, 11:36 AM
You do know that Denis Leary owes his entire career to Bill, right?

And that Bill owes his entire career to Rodney Dangerfield?

OSUGiants17
01-08-2008, 04:25 PM
Jim Gaffigan

http://www.avclub.com/content/files/images/Jim-Gaffigan-Color-5.article.jpg

on Letterman:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kYJMloF0jR0

Manatees:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2jkUPNfiITk

Fast Food:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=B_ksUhKaNpQ

Hot Pockets:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jFFTwnYXI20

WMD
01-08-2008, 05:03 PM
You have back to back picks, OSU.

OSUGiants17
01-08-2008, 05:11 PM
Louie CK
http://www.hbo.com/luckylouie/img/castandcrew/506x316_louie.jpg
http://video.google.com/videoplay?docid=8720781054999210120&q=Louie+CK&total=337&start=0&num=10&so=0&type=search&plindex=1
http://video.google.com/videoplay?docid=5822233757773305426&q=Louie+CK&total=337&start=0&num=10&so=0&type=search&plindex=0

WMD
01-08-2008, 05:25 PM
Big jerk.. he was in consideration for my next pick.

WMD
01-08-2008, 05:31 PM
Round 1
1. Ewing - Bill Hicks
2. diabsoule - Sam Kinison
3. Lions WMD - Richard Pryor
4. jballa838 - Mitch Hedberg
5. Rich Jr - Eddie Murphy
6. T-Rich49-Jerry Seinfeld
7. OSUGiants17/NYGibril28- George Carlin

Round 2
7. OSUGiants17/NYGibril28-Demetri Martin
6. T-Rich49- George Lopez
5. Rich Jr- Dave Chappelle
4. jballa838- Chris Rock
3. Lions WMD- Lenny Bruce
2. diabsoule- Rodney Dangerfield
1. Ewing- Lewis Black

Round 3
1.Ewing- Steven Wright
2.diabsoule- Denis Leary
3. Lions WMD- Bill Cosby
4. jballa838- David Letterman
5. Rich Jr- Andrew "Dice" Clay
6. T-Rich49- Conan O'Brien
7. OSU/NYG- Jim Gaffigan

Round 4
7. OSUGiants17/NYGibril28- Louis C.K.
6. T-Rich49- Dane Cook
5. Rich Jr- Greg Giraldo
4. jballa838- Jon Stewart
3. Lions WMD- Jim Norton
2. diabsoule- Don Rickles
1. Ewing- Joe Rogan

Round 5
1. Ewing - Doug Stanhope
2. diabsoule - Robin Williams
3. Lions WMD - Zach Galifianakis
4. jballa838 - Ellen Degeneres
5. Rich Jr - Bob Newhart
6. T-Rich49- Billy Crystal
7. OSUGiants17/NYGibril28-

Round 6
7. OSUGiants17/NYGibril28-
6. T-Rich49-
5. Rich Jr-
4. jballa838-
3. Lions WMD-
2. diabsoule-
1. Ewing-

Round 7
1. Ewing -
2. diabsoule -
3. Lions WMD -
4. jballa838 -
5. Rich Jr -
6. T-Rich49-
7. OSUGiants17/NYGibril28-

Round 8
7. OSUGiants17/NYGibril28-
6. T-Rich49-
5. Rich Jr-
4. jballa838-
3. Lions WMD-
2. diabsoule-
1. Ewing-

Rich Jr
01-08-2008, 05:56 PM
Looking at the pattern shouldn't this round have gone

7. OSUGiants17/NYGibril28-
6. T-Rich49-
5. Rich Jr-
4. jballa838-
3. Lions WMD-
2. diabsoule-
1. Ewing-

?

WMD
01-08-2008, 05:57 PM
Looking at the pattern shouldn't this round have gone

7. OSUGiants17/NYGibril28-
6. T-Rich49-
5. Rich Jr-
4. jballa838-
3. Lions WMD-
2. diabsoule-
1. Ewing-

?

Whoopsy daisy!

Rich Jr
01-08-2008, 06:12 PM
Whoopsy daisy!I remembered because I was thinking of my pick all day and knew I had a high pick, lol.

WMD
01-08-2008, 06:15 PM
I'm depressed now because I have to wait longer! I hate waiting!

T-RICH49
01-08-2008, 09:59 PM
I pick Dane Cook

Ewing
01-08-2008, 11:36 PM
I pick Dane Cook

You're dead to me.

T-RICH49
01-09-2008, 10:24 AM
You're dead to me.

I was going to take Lewis Black but someone took him before I could

Rich Jr
01-09-2008, 06:46 PM
I was at work people!

I select..

Greg Giraldo

http://img161.imageshack.us/img161/3041/53192819vh0.jpg

The most underrated comedian of this decade.

Cleavage Double Standard (http://video.google.com/videoplay?docid=2600985477735485644&q=greg+giraldo+site%3Avideo.google.com&total=4&start=0&num=10&so=0&type=search&plindex=2)

Flavor Flav Roast (http://youtube.com/watch?v=qOkgPFemVAc)

Difference between women and bitches (http://youtube.com/watch?v=Qg_VWCypkJ0)

Just For Laughs: On the Edge (http://youtube.com/watch?v=f6a4LfYFsdo&feature=related)

Greg Giraldo: Part 1 (http://youtube.com/watch?v=FNzOl_a0jHc&feature=related)

Greg Giraldo: Part 2 (http://youtube.com/watch?v=7AsJh7SXG8U&feature=related)

Just to say, I work from 7-5:30..

diabsoule
01-09-2008, 06:57 PM
Damn, I wanted to take Greg Giraldo. He's a funny ******.

jballa838
01-09-2008, 06:59 PM
i select: Jon Stewart

WMD
01-09-2008, 08:02 PM
After a bit of consideration, my pick goes to...

Jim Norton

http://www.simonsays.com/assets/authorkey/44587646/C_44587646.jpg

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SHkxowmUrqw

diabsoule
01-09-2008, 08:57 PM
I choose:

Don Rickles

http://www.davidstrick.com/born_entertainers/images_born/don_rickles_frame.jpg

Best insult comic ever.

Ewing
01-10-2008, 12:31 AM
Joe Rogan

http://media.pegasusnews.com/img/events/2007/rogan_t520.jpg

“Fear Factor” host Joe Rogan will be the first to admit that he only does television for the money. His true love is stand-up comedy. Prior to “Fear Factor,” which is in its fourth season on NBC, Rogan charmed viewers with his role on the hit comedy series “NewsRadio,” as Joe Garelli, the resident electrician at WNYX Radio. This season Rogan will be working double duty as he takes on hosting duties of the “The Man Show” on Comedy Central.

“The best thing about ‘Fear Factor,’ says Rogan, “is that the contestants have no idea if their fear – be it snakes, heights or whatever – will come in to play until the moment they have to perform the stunt. In addition, they have no idea what the stunt is, so there’s no way to prepare for it.

Reality television was never in Joe’s original career plan, nor was television or comedy of any kind. So how did this accidental performer wind up with a role on a successful sitcom, a groundbreaking debut comedy album on Warner Bros. Records titled “I’m Gonna Be Dead Someday,” and hosting “Fear Factor” and “The Man Show”? The answer is simple: Tae Kwan Do.

Joe began practicing martial arts at the age of 13. Within two years, the Boston native earned a black belt and soon became the Massachusetts full contact Tae Kwon Do champion four consecutive years. By the age of 19, Rogan won the US Open Tae Kwon Do Championship, and in true Joe Rogan fashion, the lightweight champion went on to beat both the middle and heavyweight title-holders to obtain the Grand Championship. Joe credits Tae Kwon Do for his discipline and focus, two characteristics which have enabled him to accomplish many things.

It was not only Joe’s performance and abilities on the mat that wowed his buddies; it was his humor.

Joe thought that they only laughed at his humor and constantly badgered him to perform stand-up because they were his friends. Joe failed to truly believe his material could reach a broader audience. Luckily, Joe’s friends persuaded him into trying out his “act”- such as it was- during an open mic night in a local club. Just as his friends suspected, the audience was as smitten with Joe as he was with stand-up, and he knew it was meant to be.

In addition to “Fear Factor” and “The Man Show,” Joe continues to provide color commentary for the UFC (Ultimate Fighting Championship). He resides in Los Angeles and performs stand-up locally as well as across the country.

Joe Rogan destroys Carlos Mencia on stage (http://video.google.com/videoplay?docid=-7841918711943453918)

Joe Rogan Live (http://video.google.com/videoplay?docid=8928413583604160765)

Joe Rogan deals with a heckler (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rrABuxM1tHU)

Ewing
01-10-2008, 01:04 AM
Doug Stanhope

http://www.telegraph.co.uk/arts/graphics/2006/10/07/btdoug07.jpg

When Doug Stanhope first performed stand-up comedy in Las Vegas in 1990, all he was hoping to accomplish was free beer and maybe the attention of chicks who wouldn't otherwise talk to him. Regardless of his successes, his ambitions remain mostly the same.

Stanhope has been described as a free-thinking nihilist, a vulgar miseriblist, a self-indulgent, drunken washout and a deviant, misanthropic Charles Kuralt. His material ranges from true-life graphic perversion to volatile social criticism. He's also a bit of a boozehound.

He has compiled a wide-ranging television career of dubious achievement. The better of them include Fox's "Invasion of the Hidden Cameras," NBC's "Spy TV," Comedy Central's "Comedy Central Presents" as well as his several appearances on "The Howard Stern Show". International appearances include "Glass House" in Australia, "The Comedy Factory" in Rotterdam, Netherlands and BBC's "Floor Show Live" in the UK. Random appearances on CNBC's "Dennis Miller Show", "The Jerry Springer Show", "Fox News with Greta Van Sustern" and "On-Air with Ryan Seacrest" have all made for good stories and a ridiculous life. Stanhope also appeared in the film "The Aristocrats!"

He has released three CDs - "Sicko," Something To Take The Edge Off," and "Die Laughing" as well as two DVDs, "Word of Mouth" and Deadbeat Hero".

His hour-long and uncensored Showtime special and DVD "Doug Stanhope: No Refunds" is due for release in August 03, 2007.

Doug has appeared at every major comedy festival including Montreal's "Just For Laughs", Aspen's "US Comedy Arts Festival," the Edinburgh Fringe Festival where where he won the Strathmore Press Award in 2002 and the Kilkenny Comedy Festival where in 2006 he left Ireland to the tabloid front-page headline "Irish women are too ugly to rape! Comic booed after shocking festival jibe.''

In 2002, he was named as one of the Top Ten Comics To Watch by both Variety and the Hollywood Reporter. In 2206, Time Out New York voted him Best Performance of 2206.

Doug Stanhope resides in Bisbee, AZ on the Mexican border with his shaved-headed lady-boy-girl Bingo and an unruly dog named Ichabod, looking for the next pile to step in.

Myspace Pedophiles (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8APlx9btTn8)

3 Excuses For Attention In Life (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rhfZTtrdGrE)

**** the Yankees (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-_m5TKnKuUg)

diabsoule
01-10-2008, 01:18 AM
I choose:

Robin Williams

http://ichris.ws/files/robin-williams-golf.jpg

WMD
01-10-2008, 01:23 AM
Well damn, Doug Stanhope and Robin Williams were both looking to be taken by me soon.

WMD
01-10-2008, 02:05 AM
I declare my pick to be...

Zach Galifianakis

http://www.zachgalifianakis.com/images/gal/gal17.jpg

His funniest joke:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eBGIQ7ZuuiU

A Positive Message:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eGlx48D9DsI

Making WMD Laugh:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=D_RKi72nY2Q[/URL]

Making WMD Laugh yet again:
[URL]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9MzYoBHujjs (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eGlx48D9DsI)

jballa838
01-10-2008, 05:06 PM
I SelecT:
Ellen Degeneres
http://youtube.com/watch?v=ICjyzxfBhvw

diabsoule
01-10-2008, 06:15 PM
How long is this draft going to be going for? Just curious cuz I'm having fun with it.

jballa838
01-10-2008, 06:21 PM
i dont know. basically when we are all stumped or around 8-10 rounds

Rich Jr
01-10-2008, 06:23 PM
I select

Bob Newhart

http://www.rockass.net/uploaded_images/bob_newhart_tux.jpg

Bomb Disposal (http://youtube.com/watch?v=TbkwCBqClyE&feature=related)

Driving Instructor (http://youtube.com/watch?v=sdpzKSBRuzQ&feature=related)

Tobacco (http://youtube.com/watch?v=Dsc2nQ3BCZA&feature=related)

T-RICH49
01-11-2008, 04:32 PM
I select: Billy Crystal

WMD
01-12-2008, 03:41 AM
Round 1
1. Ewing - Bill Hicks
2. diabsoule - Sam Kinison
3. Lions WMD - Richard Pryor
4. jballa838 - Mitch Hedberg
5. Rich Jr - Eddie Murphy
6. T-Rich49-Jerry Seinfeld
7. OSUGiants17/NYGibril28- George Carlin

Round 2
7. OSUGiants17/NYGibril28-Demetri Martin
6. T-Rich49- George Lopez
5. Rich Jr- Dave Chappelle
4. jballa838- Chris Rock
3. Lions WMD- Lenny Bruce
2. diabsoule- Rodney Dangerfield
1. Ewing- Lewis Black

Round 3
1.Ewing- Steven Wright
2.diabsoule- Denis Leary
3. Lions WMD- Bill Cosby
4. jballa838- David Letterman
5. Rich Jr- Andrew "Dice" Clay
6. T-Rich49- Conan O'Brien
7. OSU/NYG- Jim Gaffigan

Round 4
7. OSUGiants17/NYGibril28- Louis C.K.
6. T-Rich49- Dane Cook
5. Rich Jr- Greg Giraldo
4. jballa838- Jon Stewart
3. Lions WMD- Jim Norton
2. diabsoule- Don Rickles
1. Ewing- Joe Rogan

Round 5
1. Ewing - Doug Stanhope
2. diabsoule - Robin Williams
3. Lions WMD - Zach Galifianakis
4. jballa838 - Ellen Degeneres
5. Rich Jr - Bob Newhart
6. T-Rich49- Billy Crystal
7. OSUGiants17/NYGibril28- Jeff Dunham

Round 6
7. OSUGiants17/NYGibril28- Daniel Tosh
6. T-Rich49- Katt Williams
5. Rich Jr- Adam Sandler
4. jballa838- Jason Alexander
3. Lions WMD- David Cross
2. diabsoule- Dave Attell
1. Ewing- Patrice Oneal

Round 7
1. Ewing - Patton Oswalt
2. diabsoule - Johnny Carson
3. Lions WMD - Woody Allen
4. jballa838 - Jeff Foxworthy
5. Rich Jr - Nick Swardson
6. T-Rich49- Will Ferrell
7. OSUGiants17/NYGibril28-

Round 8
7. OSUGiants17/NYGibril28-
6. T-Rich49-
5. Rich Jr-
4. jballa838-
3. Lions WMD-
2. diabsoule-
1. Ewing-

OSUGiants17
01-12-2008, 07:58 AM
Jeff Dunham

Aruging with myself (http://video.google.com/videoplay?docid=-2039897657782245154&q=jeff+dunham&total=1651&start=0&num=10&so=0&type=search&plindex=1)

Spark of Insanity (http://video.google.com/videoplay?docid=-3043314452168029835&q=jeff+dunham&total=1651&start=0&num=10&so=0&type=search&plindex=3)

http://www.rialtosquare.com/07-08_show_images/jeff_dunham.gif

OSUGiants17
01-12-2008, 10:28 AM
Daniel Tosh
http://www.timeout.com/newyork/resizeImage/htdocs/export_images/616/616.x600.comedy.jow.jpg
Parade (http://video.google.com/videoplay?docid=6317799217427202490&q=Daniel+Tosh&total=144&start=0&num=10&so=0&type=search&plindex=2)
Rips Dane Cook (http://video.google.com/videoplay?docid=6223650067202221708&q=Daniel+Tosh&total=144&start=0&num=10&so=0&type=search&plindex=0)
Kobe Bryant & Basketball (http://video.google.com/videoplay?docid=6223650067202221708&q=Daniel+Tosh&total=144&start=0&num=10&so=0&type=search&plindex=0)

Rich Jr
01-12-2008, 10:38 AM
Daniel Tosh
http://www.timeout.com/newyork/resizeImage/htdocs/export_images/616/616.x600.comedy.jow.jpg
Parade (http://video.google.com/videoplay?docid=6317799217427202490&q=Daniel+Tosh&total=144&start=0&num=10&so=0&type=search&plindex=2)
Rips Dane Cook (http://video.google.com/videoplay?docid=6223650067202221708&q=Daniel+Tosh&total=144&start=0&num=10&so=0&type=search&plindex=0)
Kobe Bryant & Basketball (http://video.google.com/videoplay?docid=6223650067202221708&q=Daniel+Tosh&total=144&start=0&num=10&so=0&type=search&plindex=0)
He rips Ashton Kutcher, not Dane Cook :confused:

T-RICH49
01-12-2008, 10:52 AM
I select: Katt Williams

Rich Jr
01-12-2008, 11:01 AM
I select

Adam Sandler

http://weblogs.variety.com/photos/uncategorized/2007/03/21/reign_2.jpg

*** Robot (http://youtube.com/watch?v=ZUH6n4MqYGM)

Toll Booth Willy (http://youtube.com/watch?v=1pcVAYx43Os)

Secret (http://youtube.com/watch?v=PVrZwPXqM9Q)

The Hanukkah song (http://youtube.com/watch?v=Vrd9p47MPHg)

jballa838
01-13-2008, 01:01 AM
i select: Jason Alexander
http://media.canada.com/67bc2623-9886-4c71-9f03-edf992a0aa3a/jalexander_375x375.jpg
he approves.

WMD
01-13-2008, 04:11 AM
Adding to my team.. I select::


David Cross

http://ccinsider.comedycentral.com/photos/uncategorized/2007/08/20/upques_david_cross_01.jpg

G'ay guys ordering Pizza:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=d-w7XEEFyvs

Flags & Patriotism:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=g5tldEQg6is

Part 1 of a Stand Up:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HwDJxXBpvEk

Rich Jr
01-13-2008, 02:34 PM
Bump lets keep this going we're getting close.

diabsoule
01-13-2008, 04:41 PM
I select:

Dave Attell
http://www.dejavucomedy.com/images/comedians/daveattell5.jpg

Rich Jr
01-13-2008, 04:43 PM
I select:

Dave Attell
http://www.dejavucomedy.com/images/comedians/daveattell5.jpg

I hate you so bad right now. You can't fathom the hate I have towards your general direction right now.

Ewing
01-14-2008, 06:07 PM
I'm too tired to post my usual lengthy bios and videos but I'll post my picks anyway.

Patrice Oneal

&

Patton Oswalt

diabsoule
01-14-2008, 06:54 PM
I select:

Johnny Carson
http://bojack.org/images/carson2.jpg

WMD
01-15-2008, 04:26 PM
I select a man who has fallen through the cracks a little bit..


Woody Allen


http://www.funthingies.com/quotes/woody-allen.jpg


I'll add videos later.

jballa838
01-15-2008, 05:01 PM
I select:
Jeff Foxworthy

diabsoule
01-15-2008, 05:45 PM
I select a man who has fallen through the cracks a little bit..


Woody Allen


http://www.funthingies.com/quotes/woody-allen.jpg


I'll add videos later.



I felt the same way about Carson when I got him. I thought he slipped through the cracks as well.

Rich Jr
01-16-2008, 09:12 PM
bumpity bump jballa is up.

jballa838
01-16-2008, 09:33 PM
i just picked
and changed my pick above too FYI.
you can do that as long as no-one after has picked yet

WMD
01-16-2008, 10:15 PM
bumpity bump jballa is up.

Europe now.

diabsoule
01-17-2008, 02:50 AM
Whose turn is it?

WMD
01-17-2008, 03:32 AM
Dick Junior.

Rich Jr
01-17-2008, 02:06 PM
I select the Marques Colston of this comedy draft.

Nick Swardson

http://i152.photobucket.com/albums/s186/bananapo0fs/NickSwardson.jpg

A normal day in the life of Nick Swardson (http://vids.myspace.com/index.cfm?fuseaction=vids.individual&videoid=5214331), Babies (http://youtube.com/watch?v=QmpvPeEw50c), Nick on Jimmy Kimmel (Very Funny) (http://youtube.com/watch?v=Rnofl1Xzkkw&feature=related), Pet Cheetah (http://youtube.com/watch?v=OzfLdnztzb0&feature=related), British babies (http://youtube.com/watch?v=ZgdkB8tTWxs&feature=related), Stand-up (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YZ7BkVtMZDc), Comedy Central Presents (http://vids.myspace.com/index.cfm?fuseaction=vids.individual&videoid=6594167).

T-RICH49
01-17-2008, 02:33 PM
I selects: Will Ferrell

diabsoule
01-18-2008, 02:34 PM
I'm guessing this is over?

WMD
01-18-2008, 02:50 PM
We only have one more round.. we can keep it moving. OSUGiants is up with back to back picks.

WMD
01-18-2008, 03:07 PM
Round 1
1. Ewing - Bill Hicks
2. diabsoule - Sam Kinison
3. Lions WMD - Richard Pryor
4. jballa838 - Mitch Hedberg
5. Rich Jr - Eddie Murphy
6. T-Rich49-Jerry Seinfeld
7. OSUGiants17/NYGibril28- George Carlin

Round 2
7. OSUGiants17/NYGibril28-Demetri Martin
6. T-Rich49- George Lopez
5. Rich Jr- Dave Chappelle
4. jballa838- Chris Rock
3. Lions WMD- Lenny Bruce
2. diabsoule- Rodney Dangerfield
1. Ewing- Lewis Black

Round 3
1.Ewing- Steven Wright
2.diabsoule- Denis Leary
3. Lions WMD- Bill Cosby
4. jballa838- David Letterman
5. Rich Jr- Andrew "Dice" Clay
6. T-Rich49- Conan O'Brien
7. OSU/NYG- Jim Gaffigan

Round 4
7. OSUGiants17/NYGibril28- Louis C.K.
6. T-Rich49- Dane Cook
5. Rich Jr- Greg Giraldo
4. jballa838- Jon Stewart
3. Lions WMD- Jim Norton
2. diabsoule- Don Rickles
1. Ewing- Joe Rogan

Round 5
1. Ewing - Doug Stanhope
2. diabsoule - Robin Williams
3. Lions WMD - Zach Galifianakis
4. jballa838 - Ellen Degeneres
5. Rich Jr - Bob Newhart
6. T-Rich49- Billy Crystal
7. OSUGiants17/NYGibril28- Jeff Dunham

Round 6
7. OSUGiants17/NYGibril28- Daniel Tosh
6. T-Rich49- Katt Williams
5. Rich Jr- Adam Sandler
4. jballa838- Jason Alexander
3. Lions WMD- David Cross
2. diabsoule- Dave Attell
1. Ewing- Patrice Oneal

Round 7
1. Ewing - Patton Oswalt
2. diabsoule - Johnny Carson
3. Lions WMD - Woody Allen
4. jballa838 - Jeff Foxworthy
5. Rich Jr - Nick Swardson
6. T-Rich49- Will Ferrell
7. OSUGiants17/NYGibril28- Kyle Cease

Round 8
7. OSUGiants17/NYGibril28- Gabriel Iglesias
6. T-Rich49- Larry the Cable Guy
5. Rich Jr- Chris Farley
4. jballa838- Mike Myers
3. Lions WMD- Bruce Bruce
2. diabsoule- Russell Peters
1. Ewing-

OSUGiants17
01-18-2008, 06:46 PM
Kyle Cease
http://img129.imageshack.us/img129/7466/l5fc66d4a9330871d6b634aps9.jpg
http://youtube.com/watch?v=ckzP8GA8qgY
http://youtube.com/watch?v=V-KJoR6ObyM
http://youtube.com/watch?v=p95wwBqR65A
http://youtube.com/watch?v=mGU9O-llCMk
http://youtube.com/watch?v=tYFUaQNJ4Jg
http://youtube.com/watch?v=BVjHu4b3WWU
&
Gabriel Iglesias
http://kjzz.org/news/arizona/archives/200607/gabrieliglesias/gabcar.jpg
Drunk Driving & Presidential Elections (http://video.google.com/videoplay?docid=-8884737291654856743&q=Gabriel+Iglesias&total=273&start=0&num=10&so=0&type=search&plindex=2)
Hot & Fluffy (http://video.google.com/videoplay?docid=8047123700767437433&q=Gabriel+Iglesias&total=273&start=0&num=10&so=0&type=search&plindex=3)

T-RICH49
01-18-2008, 07:31 PM
I select: Larry"The Cable Guy"

Rich Jr
01-19-2008, 12:28 AM
I select

Chris Farley

http://www.tyedart.com/images/Chris_Farley.jpg

WMD
01-19-2008, 05:01 AM
Only four more picks left!

jballa838
01-19-2008, 04:33 PM
I select:
Mike Myers.
Lions WMD IS OTC.

WMD
01-19-2008, 09:09 PM
Alrighty, with my last pick I will select a fella who routinely makes me giggle. Every team needs a fat man, and I select..
Bruce Bruce

http://www.accesseonline.com/dutycall/thumbs/duty_call_s16a.jpg

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fPy7wqiQL5Q

http://youtube.com/watch?v=ZbrQ__bjpFI

Brothgar
01-19-2008, 09:32 PM
Wow the level of comics that are going undrafted

jballa838
01-19-2008, 10:05 PM
Wow the level of comics that are going undrafted
wow shut up. 62 comics have been picked so far.

diabsoule
01-19-2008, 10:43 PM
I choose:

Russell Peters

http://media.collegepublisher.com/media/paper851/stills/54qj0p4s.jpg

This was a tough choice. I had to choose between three guys. Peters barely inched by.
**** you, he's funny.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=24Ryj1ywoqw
(One whole routine)

WMD
01-20-2008, 01:48 AM
Round 1
1. Ewing - Bill Hicks
2. diabsoule - Sam Kinison
3. Lions WMD - Richard Pryor
4. jballa838 - Mitch Hedberg
5. Rich Jr - Eddie Murphy
6. T-Rich49-Jerry Seinfeld
7. OSUGiants17/NYGibril28- George Carlin

Round 2
7. OSUGiants17/NYGibril28-Demetri Martin
6. T-Rich49- George Lopez
5. Rich Jr- Dave Chappelle
4. jballa838- Chris Rock
3. Lions WMD- Lenny Bruce
2. diabsoule- Rodney Dangerfield
1. Ewing- Lewis Black

Round 3
1.Ewing- Steven Wright
2.diabsoule- Denis Leary
3. Lions WMD- Bill Cosby
4. jballa838- David Letterman
5. Rich Jr- Andrew "Dice" Clay
6. T-Rich49- Conan O'Brien
7. OSU/NYG- Jim Gaffigan

Round 4
7. OSUGiants17/NYGibril28- Louis C.K.
6. T-Rich49- Dane Cook
5. Rich Jr- Greg Giraldo
4. jballa838- Jon Stewart
3. Lions WMD- Jim Norton
2. diabsoule- Don Rickles
1. Ewing- Joe Rogan

Round 5
1. Ewing - Doug Stanhope
2. diabsoule - Robin Williams
3. Lions WMD - Zach Galifianakis
4. jballa838 - Ellen Degeneres
5. Rich Jr - Bob Newhart
6. T-Rich49- Billy Crystal
7. OSUGiants17/NYGibril28- Jeff Dunham

Round 6
7. OSUGiants17/NYGibril28- Daniel Tosh
6. T-Rich49- Katt Williams
5. Rich Jr- Adam Sandler
4. jballa838- Jason Alexander
3. Lions WMD- David Cross
2. diabsoule- Dave Attell
1. Ewing- Patrice Oneal

Round 7
1. Ewing - Patton Oswalt
2. diabsoule - Johnny Carson
3. Lions WMD - Woody Allen
4. jballa838 - Jeff Foxworthy
5. Rich Jr - Nick Swardson
6. T-Rich49- Will Ferrell
7. OSUGiants17/NYGibril28- Kyle Cease

Round 8
7. OSUGiants17/NYGibril28- Gabriel Iglesias
6. T-Rich49- Larry the Cable Guy
5. Rich Jr- Chris Farley
4. jballa838- Mike Myers
3. Lions WMD- Bruce Bruce
2. diabsoule- Russell Peters
1. Ewing- Andy Kaufman

Round 9
1. Ewing - Brian Regan
2. diabsoule - Eddie Izzard
3. Lions WMD - Jimmy Carr
4. jballa838 - Dana Carvey
5. Rich Jr -
6. T-Rich49-
7. OSUGiants17/NYGibril28-

Round 10
7. OSUGiants17/NYGibril28-
6. T-Rich49-
5. Rich Jr-
4. jballa838-
3. Lions WMD-
2. diabsoule-
1. Ewing-

Rich Jr
01-20-2008, 02:00 AM
You guys comfortable with 8 rounds or you guys want 2 more rounds?

diabsoule
01-20-2008, 02:05 AM
You guys comfortable with 8 rounds or you guys want 2 more rounds?

It doesn't matter to me. I can go for more but it's up to everyone else.

Rich Jr
01-20-2008, 12:23 PM
Wow the level of comics that are going undrafted
The level? The level doesn't get much higher than getting Chris Farley in the 8th round. Geez.

diabsoule
01-20-2008, 12:26 PM
The level? The level doesn't get much higher than getting Chris Farley in the 8th round. Geez.

I was thinking of which comedians he was referring to that have been left on the table. I can only think of a couple but there aren't many. He'll Johnny Carson in the 6th was a steal.

But shouldn't this be just stand-up comedians? I know the case can be made either way for Carson but I didn't know some of these guys did stand-up comedy. Sketch comedy isn't stand-up comedy.

Rich Jr
01-20-2008, 12:38 PM
I was thinking of which comedians he was referring to that have been left on the table. I can only think of a couple but there aren't many. He'll Johnny Carson in the 6th was a steal.

But shouldn't this be just stand-up comedians? I know the case can be made either way for Carson but I didn't know some of these guys did stand-up comedy. Sketch comedy isn't stand-up comedy.Chris did Stand up at the improv with Steven Colbert and that's where SNL discovered him.

Also, I think if they have made a comedy album they should be fair game.

Rich Jr
01-20-2008, 05:34 PM
I'm game for 2 more rounds if you guys are.

Brothgar
01-20-2008, 05:45 PM
I was thinking of which comedians he was referring to that have been left on the table. I can only think of a couple but there aren't many. He'll Johnny Carson in the 6th was a steal.

But shouldn't this be just stand-up comedians? I know the case can be made either way for Carson but I didn't know some of these guys did stand-up comedy. Sketch comedy isn't stand-up comedy.

Yeah I was referring to the comics that were left on the table

Edit oops thought it was over

Rich Jr
01-20-2008, 05:47 PM
Dude, not only is the draft not over but we may extend it. Please delete this ****.

diabsoule
01-21-2008, 12:50 PM
Where's Ewing at? That's who we're waiting on.

T-RICH49
01-21-2008, 01:09 PM
I'll do 2 more rounds

Ewing
01-21-2008, 09:05 PM
Andy Kaufman.

Rich Jr
01-22-2008, 07:04 PM
I gave you guys the option for 2 more rounds because if we stopped now i'd win hands down ;)

diabsoule
01-22-2008, 07:13 PM
Andy Kaufman.

If we want to do two more rounds, you have another pick to make.

WMD
01-23-2008, 12:30 AM
I'm up for two more rounds.. let's do it.

Ewing
01-23-2008, 11:38 AM
If we want to do two more rounds, you have another pick to make.

Brian Regan.

diabsoule
01-23-2008, 12:14 PM
I select:

Eddie Izzard
http://www.netzkobold.com/uploads/pictures/eddie_izzard.jpg

Rich Jr
01-23-2008, 04:08 PM
Round 9
1. Ewing - Brian Regan.
2. diabsoule - Eddie Izzard
3. Lions WMD - Jimmy Carr
4. jballa838 -
5. Rich Jr -
6. T-Rich49-
7. OSUGiants17/NYGibril28-

Round 10
7. OSUGiants17/NYGibril28-
6. T-Rich49-
5. Rich Jr-
4. jballa838-
3. Lions WMD-
2. diabsoule-
1. Ewing-

WMD
01-23-2008, 06:36 PM
It is often said that every comedy team needs an Englishman, and here's a fella who fits that description. Quite the funny gentleman, I select..


Jimmy Carr

http://sitemanager.ncl.ac.uk/images/images/talesofnewcastle_28899.jpg

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=74ai4q6dcOM (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fPy7wqiQL5Q)

jballa838
01-23-2008, 10:21 PM
Well, Dana Carvey started by doing stand up.
So i select him.
Dana Carvey

EdReedUnstoppable
01-24-2008, 12:53 AM
I gotta say Lions WMD easily has the best draft thusfar. I mean to get Richard Pryor, Lenny Bruce, and Bill Cosby alone wins him this one!

Rich Jr
01-24-2008, 06:06 PM
I gotta say Lions WMD easily has the best draft thusfar. I mean to get Richard Pryor, Lenny Bruce, and Bill Cosby alone wins him this one!Disagree

I select

Stephen Lynch

http://farm1.static.flickr.com/18/90487704_d3e8f53138.jpg

Special Olympics
http://youtube.com/watch?v=3IFUNIa2NU8

Craig
http://youtube.com/watch?v=pPdFrW076R0

If I were ***
http://youtube.com/watch?v=p_tWeFFPKGs

Caught Me
http://youtube.com/watch?v=u2w4-Y5u-sw

Grandfather
http://youtube.com/watch?v=IKZJM737Zl0

For the ladies
http://youtube.com/watch?v=gsvV-sa6kXQ

Divorce
http://youtube.com/watch?v=Mhqaeb_hObY

Special Ed
http://youtube.com/watch?v=zIux3dM3Nv8

Halloween
http://youtube.com/watch?v=ImnMucno1ew

Taxi Driver
http://youtube.com/watch?v=QThjNB4Fi48

D&D
http://youtube.com/watch?v=joylAVP6v5M

T-RICH49
01-24-2008, 06:09 PM
I select:

Jim Rome aka John Madden aka Jack Nicholson aka President Bush

Frank Calliendo

Rich Jr
01-24-2008, 06:20 PM
I thought about Frank but only his impressions are good. His stand up is meh.

By the way, for the ones who hate Dane Cook, he was hilarious in the Insomniac Tour. After that he went to ****.

diabsoule
01-24-2008, 06:24 PM
OSUGiants is up again.

Rich Jr
01-24-2008, 06:30 PM
Round 9
1. Ewing - Brian Regan.
2. diabsoule - Eddie Izzard
3. Lions WMD - Jimmy Carr
4. jballa838 - Dana Carcey
5. Rich Jr - Stephen Lynch
6. T-Rich49- Frank Calliendo
7. OSUGiants17/NYGibril28-Pass

Round 10
7. OSUGiants17/NYGibril28-Pass
6. T-Rich49-Steve Harvey
5. Rich Jr-Christopher Titus
4. jballa838-
3. Lions WMD-
2. diabsoule-
1. Ewing-

Rich Jr
01-26-2008, 11:58 PM
bump come on

diabsoule
01-27-2008, 10:27 PM
We're waiting on OSUGiants, who I haven't seen online in a while. Someone may want to send him a PM

jballa838
01-27-2008, 10:30 PM
he posted in the AFFL Media thread today. . . . . . . .

OSUGiants17
01-28-2008, 06:07 AM
sry didn't know this was still going on, I'm stumpped.

Rich Jr
01-29-2008, 07:05 PM
Then do you pass?

OSUGiants17
01-29-2008, 07:06 PM
Then do you pass?

sure, I pass

diabsoule
01-29-2008, 07:07 PM
sure, I pass

You can't come up with two guys? That doesn't seem like it'd be fairly difficult considering the wealth of stand-up comedians out there that haven't been selected.

Rich Jr
01-29-2008, 07:57 PM
Dude, i'm pissed because I have to chose between 2 guys for my last pick.

diabsoule
01-29-2008, 08:06 PM
Dude, i'm pissed because I have to chose between 2 guys for my last pick.

Having OSUGiants give up ***** up this whole thing.

Rich Jr
01-29-2008, 08:15 PM
Having OSUGiants give up ***** up this whole thing.**** that man, we've come too far. Lets just let him be judged on his picks alone. T-Rich is up.

T-RICH49
01-29-2008, 09:41 PM
I select:

Steve Harvey

Rich Jr
01-29-2008, 11:24 PM
I'm out of town until Thursday and I have a very difficult decision to make so i'll make my pick tomorrow guaranteed.

Rich Jr
01-29-2008, 11:42 PM
Ahh **** it i'm going with my gut.

I select..

Christopher Titus

http://www.entertainmentopia.com/images/articles/music_christopherTitus_01.jpg

Christopher Titus Apologizes
http://youtube.com/watch?v=XWVrec9pT_g

Falling into a Bonfire
http://youtube.com/watch?v=sDiNk0t-BqY

Dad's DUI
http://youtube.com/watch?v=a8XdE05uknE&feature=related

Mom's Thanksgiving
http://youtube.com/watch?v=-P2kxPEQ11Q&feature=related

Anti-Dad
http://youtube.com/watch?v=zZ3c5bJtiKw&feature=related

Me and My Dad Survived 5 Divorces
http://youtube.com/watch?v=qBXGe6RYgjs&feature=related

Poem
http://youtube.com/watch?v=PVhCiHKMd5g&feature=related

Continuation of Poem
http://youtube.com/watch?v=ZO91XbJKDG0&feature=related

Can You Believe I Got Fired From The Suicide Hotline?
http://youtube.com/watch?v=f_8SKoJKZWg&feature=related

My day Where I Didn't Get Punched In the face....before 6 pm
http://youtube.com/watch?v=GgI39jmNb4Q&feature=related

Thats The Way I Make Love...It's Kinda Weird
http://youtube.com/watch?v=nU-_yzNGmIM&feature=related

Turtlepower
01-29-2008, 11:54 PM
So far, I think that jballa might have the edge. He got an absolute steal in the 2nd with Chris Rock and anyone who has Mitch Hedberg obviously gets extra points. =D

jballa838
01-30-2008, 05:08 PM
i select personal favorite comedy guy. Maybe even of all time:
Tom Green
http://www.usrf.org/tomgreen.jpg
http://pop.wizbangblog.com/images/2006/06/tom_green-thumb.png

Rich Jr
01-30-2008, 05:40 PM
I think people are looking at 2 or 3 guys and saying "I think they should win because of these guys" when they're not looking at everyone.

OSUGiants17
01-30-2008, 06:07 PM
I take DL Hughley
All of his videos (http://video.google.com/videosearch?hl=en&rls=com.microsoft:en-US&q=comedian+DL+hughley&um=1&ie=UTF-8&sa=N&tab=wv)
&
Patton Oswalt
stand-up (http://video.google.com/videoplay?docid=-3150713272955642485&q=patton+oswalt+site%3Avideo.google.com&total=8&start=0&num=10&so=0&type=search&plindex=0)

Rich Jr
01-30-2008, 06:09 PM
Dude, you passed and then you come back? It's not up to me to add your picks but Patton was already selected.

WMD
01-30-2008, 09:55 PM
Er.. well, I select a young upstart fella by the name of..

Steve Martin

http://members.cox.net/jritland1/images/SteveMartin/SteveMartin-L3.jpg


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QFSymUhbVMg

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bI--TGQGNFc

Rich Jr
01-30-2008, 10:00 PM
I thought of Steve in round 5. Can't believe he got this far.

diabsoule
01-31-2008, 01:15 AM
With my last selection, I choose:

Redd Foxx
http://www.thefunkstore.com/CurrentCDs/August2006/CD-ReddFoxxYouGottaWash.jpg

WMD
01-31-2008, 01:36 AM
Round 1
1. Ewing - Bill Hicks
2. diabsoule - Sam Kinison
3. Lions WMD - Richard Pryor
4. jballa838 - Mitch Hedberg
5. Rich Jr - Eddie Murphy
6. T-Rich49-Jerry Seinfeld
7. OSUGiants17/NYGibril28- George Carlin

Round 2
7. OSUGiants17/NYGibril28-Demetri Martin
6. T-Rich49- George Lopez
5. Rich Jr- Dave Chappelle
4. jballa838- Chris Rock
3. Lions WMD- Lenny Bruce
2. diabsoule- Rodney Dangerfield
1. Ewing- Lewis Black

Round 3
1.Ewing- Steven Wright
2.diabsoule- Denis Leary
3. Lions WMD- Bill Cosby
4. jballa838- David Letterman
5. Rich Jr- Andrew "Dice" Clay
6. T-Rich49- Conan O'Brien
7. OSU/NYG- Jim Gaffigan

Round 4
7. OSUGiants17/NYGibril28- Louis C.K.
6. T-Rich49- Dane Cook
5. Rich Jr- Greg Giraldo
4. jballa838- Jon Stewart
3. Lions WMD- Jim Norton
2. diabsoule- Don Rickles
1. Ewing- Joe Rogan

Round 5
1. Ewing - Doug Stanhope
2. diabsoule - Robin Williams
3. Lions WMD - Zach Galifianakis
4. jballa838 - Ellen Degeneres
5. Rich Jr - Bob Newhart
6. T-Rich49- Billy Crystal
7. OSUGiants17/NYGibril28- Jeff Dunham

Round 6
7. OSUGiants17/NYGibril28- Daniel Tosh
6. T-Rich49- Katt Williams
5. Rich Jr- Adam Sandler
4. jballa838- Jason Alexander
3. Lions WMD- David Cross
2. diabsoule- Dave Attell
1. Ewing- Patrice Oneal

Round 7
1. Ewing - Patton Oswalt
2. diabsoule - Johnny Carson
3. Lions WMD - Woody Allen
4. jballa838 - Jeff Foxworthy
5. Rich Jr - Nick Swardson
6. T-Rich49- Will Ferrell
7. OSUGiants17/NYGibril28- Kyle Cease

Round 8
7. OSUGiants17/NYGibril28- Gabriel Iglesias
6. T-Rich49- Larry the Cable Guy
5. Rich Jr- Chris Farley
4. jballa838- Mike Myers
3. Lions WMD- Bruce Bruce
2. diabsoule- Russell Peters
1. Ewing- Andy Kaufman

Round 9
1. Ewing - Brian Regan
2. diabsoule - Eddie Izzard
3. Lions WMD - Jimmy Carr
4. jballa838 - Dana Carvey
5. Rich Jr - Stephen Lynch
6. T-Rich49- Frank Calliendo
7. OSUGiants17/NYGibril28- DL Hughley

Round 10
7. OSUGiants17/NYGibril28- ?????
6. T-Rich49- Steve Harvey
5. Rich Jr- Christopher Titus
4. jballa838- Tom Green
3. Lions WMD- Steve Martin
2. diabsoule- Redd Foxx
1. Ewing-

jballa838
02-01-2008, 03:47 PM
Ewing needs to pick

diabsoule
02-01-2008, 04:21 PM
I never see Ewing online. Someone send him a PM

Rich Jr
02-03-2008, 04:17 PM
This **** is getting aggravating.

jballa838
02-04-2008, 09:15 PM
Ewing selects...

EWING!!
Because I'm so funny I was banned. Just like Bill Hicks.
and we are done!

diabsoule
02-04-2008, 09:20 PM
Ewing selects...

EWING!!

and we are done!

Well that explains a lot.

jballa838
02-04-2008, 09:26 PM
Well that explains a lot.
he truely picked himself.

diabsoule
02-04-2008, 09:32 PM
he truely picked himself.

Truly, truly. Yo, jballa, I'm still waiting on that Pm about those guys

jballa838
02-04-2008, 09:51 PM
Truly, truly. Yo, jballa, I'm still waiting on that Pm about those guys
Yeah I dont know about anything right now. . .
Drafts on friday right?

jballa838
02-04-2008, 09:52 PM
Round 1
1. Ewing - Bill Hicks
2. diabsoule - Sam Kinison
3. Lions WMD - Richard Pryor
4. jballa838 - Mitch Hedberg
5. Rich Jr - Eddie Murphy
6. T-Rich49-Jerry Seinfeld
7. OSUGiants17/NYGibril28- George Carlin

Round 2
7. OSUGiants17/NYGibril28-Demetri Martin
6. T-Rich49- George Lopez
5. Rich Jr- Dave Chappelle
4. jballa838- Chris Rock
3. Lions WMD- Lenny Bruce
2. diabsoule- Rodney Dangerfield
1. Ewing- Lewis Black

Round 3
1.Ewing- Steven Wright
2.diabsoule- Denis Leary
3. Lions WMD- Bill Cosby
4. jballa838- David Letterman
5. Rich Jr- Andrew "Dice" Clay
6. T-Rich49- Conan O'Brien
7. OSU/NYG- Jim Gaffigan

Round 4
7. OSUGiants17/NYGibril28- Louis C.K.
6. T-Rich49- Dane Cook
5. Rich Jr- Greg Giraldo
4. jballa838- Jon Stewart
3. Lions WMD- Jim Norton
2. diabsoule- Don Rickles
1. Ewing- Joe Rogan

Round 5
1. Ewing - Doug Stanhope
2. diabsoule - Robin Williams
3. Lions WMD - Zach Galifianakis
4. jballa838 - Ellen Degeneres
5. Rich Jr - Bob Newhart
6. T-Rich49- Billy Crystal
7. OSUGiants17/NYGibril28- Jeff Dunham

Round 6
7. OSUGiants17/NYGibril28- Daniel Tosh
6. T-Rich49- Katt Williams
5. Rich Jr- Adam Sandler
4. jballa838- Jason Alexander
3. Lions WMD- David Cross
2. diabsoule- Dave Attell
1. Ewing- Patrice Oneal

Round 7
1. Ewing - Patton Oswalt
2. diabsoule - Johnny Carson
3. Lions WMD - Woody Allen
4. jballa838 - Jeff Foxworthy
5. Rich Jr - Nick Swardson
6. T-Rich49- Will Ferrell
7. OSUGiants17/NYGibril28- Kyle Cease

Round 8
7. OSUGiants17/NYGibril28- Gabriel Iglesias
6. T-Rich49- Larry the Cable Guy
5. Rich Jr- Chris Farley
4. jballa838- Mike Myers
3. Lions WMD- Bruce Bruce
2. diabsoule- Russell Peters
1. Ewing- Andy Kaufman

Round 9
1. Ewing - Brian Regan
2. diabsoule - Eddie Izzard
3. Lions WMD - Jimmy Carr
4. jballa838 - Dana Carvey
5. Rich Jr - Stephen Lynch
6. T-Rich49- Frank Calliendo
7. OSUGiants17/NYGibril28- DL Hughley

Round 10
7. OSUGiants17/NYGibril28- ?????
6. T-Rich49- Steve Harvey
5. Rich Jr- Christopher Titus
4. jballa838- Tom Green
3. Lions WMD- Steve Martin
2. diabsoule- Redd Foxx
1. Ewing- Ewing (started with someone banned, ended with someone banned.)

Rich Jr
02-06-2008, 04:48 PM
OK so now what?

WMD
02-11-2008, 01:51 AM
OK so now what?

We dance the night away.

jballa838
02-11-2008, 04:04 PM
I'll make a voting thread tonight. Oh yeah.

Rich Jr
02-11-2008, 07:29 PM
We dance the night away.
Only if you lead.