Stander or Leaner?

[Bigbadbob72]

Ok guys. This is going to sound kind of weird but is very interesting. When you take a poo, do you stand up and wipe your butt or do you lean over and wipe that way. I just found out yesterday that some people lean when they wipe and it amazed me. What do you guys do?

[Shane P. Hallam]

I stand. Leaning seems like you are going to poop in your hand or you look like some animal or something.

[Turtlepower]

http://www.nfldraftcountdown.com/forum/showthread.php?t=14895&highlight=bathroom =D

[Wooty Magic!]

omg epic thread.

FYI I'm a stander.

[broth223]

When I was younger I was a stander then I got older I became a leaner

[EvilMonkey]

stand with a slight lean

[VoteLynnSwan]

i've tried both, and standing sucks. Leaning conserves energy.

[M.O.T.H.]

why does this topic keep coming up? lol.

all the time...like every other week...damn. ha.

[Caddy]

Depends entirely on my mood.

[JagHombre22]

what about the in betweener....you know between your legs?

I'm a leaner by the way...

[The Unseen]

why does this topic keep coming up? lol.

all the time...like every other week...damn. ha.

What can I say? Males like to talk about crap.

[drowe]

this has turned into a monthly thread. and everytime i see it, i can't resist contributing.

i stood through high school, but one drunken night, some friends and i engaged in a heated debate, and i learned the many benefits of leaning. so, being the open minded guy that i am, i gave it a try. it took some getting used to, but i am a strict leaner now.

really, ya just get better penetration when your cheeks are wide open...and for a hairy fella like myself, wiping the ass is equivilent to trying to get peanut butter out of shag carpeting* so, the further i can reach, the better.


*-not a drowe original...it was on the man show once and it's still one of the funniest things i've ever heard.

[Jakey]

haha drowe i know what you mean...that peanut butter can be a bastard :)

p.s. and yeah...this is bout the 4th time i have seen this thread!

[skarocksoi]

this has turned into a monthly thread. and everytime i see it, i can't resist contributing.

i stood through high school, but one drunken night, some friends and i engaged in a heated debate, and i learned the many benefits of leaning. so, being the open minded guy that i am, i gave it a try. it took some getting used to, but i am a strict leaner now.

really, ya just get better penetration when your cheeks are wide open...and for a hairy fella like myself, wiping the ass is equivilent to trying to get peanut butter out of shag carpeting* so, the further i can reach, the better.


*-not a drowe original...it was on the man show once and it's still one of the funniest things i've ever heard.

Making the switch can be one of the most arduous trials a man can ever experience. You could even say its downright deadly.

[jballa838]

i lean because the roll is low. If the roll was eye level or at least shoulder level I would stand

[Bigbadbob72]

my bad guys for the repeat of this thread. I had never seen it before. I still can't get over the fact that people lean. STANDERS OF THE WORLD UNITE!!!!!!!

[KCJ58]

i lean to the left always

[Bills2083]

I tend to stand.
I think I should mix it up a bit, and try leaning next time.

[TimDris]

I like to mix it up but I tend to lean toward standing. ha

[Go_Eagles77]

I lean at first when I still have a lot of wiping left, but when I don't have as much left I stand.

[Go_Eagles77]

my bad guys for the repeat of this thread. I had never seen it before. I still can't get over the fact that people lean. STANDERS OF THE WORLD UNITE!!!!!!!

You really thought everyone in the world stands when they wipe? lol I would've guessed that the vast majority of the world were leaners.

[diabsoule]

Damn it, I meant to vote stand. Son of a *****.

[M.O.T.H.]

I love that it is a public poll...lol.

[Go_Eagles77]

I love that it is a public poll...lol.

Haha yeah it's very important to know the wiping techniques of our fellow posters. It helps me judge how much they know about the NFL and the draft.

[Michigan]

i lean for the first few wipes, stand to finish it up. i guess i'm a hybrid.

[TimDris]

i lean for the first few wipes, stand to finish it up. i guess i'm a hybrid.

Impressive...

[Bigbadbob72]

Impressive...

he would be perfect in the 3-4

[awfullyquiet]

i personally don't have this problem. *gasp*

[drowe]

Making the switch can be one of the most arduous trials a man can ever experience. You could even say its downright deadly.

yeah. i almost died.

[Paul]

This is like the third thread about this topic. Why are people so interested about how others wipe there ass?

[Cashmoney]

This is like the third thread about this topic. Why are people so interested about how others wipe there ass?

Ha, its so consistent too. Every few months.

[Gay Ork Wang]

what about the in betweener....you know between your legs?

I'm a leaner by the way...
haha im a betweener

[VoteLynnSwan]

i personally don't have this problem. *gasp*

i'm guessing you don't know what this thread is about then... unless of course you use a bidet, or some other more strange method that i am unaware, nor desire to become aware of.

[Gay Ork Wang]

Women actually dont have to ****. Proven Fact

[Go_Eagles77]

Women actually dont have to ****. Proven Fact

Cus' they pee out their butts right?