Worst Movie You Ever Saw

[KCJ58]

Cellular
Pans Labyrinth
(New) Longest Yard

[familyguy555]

christmas with the cranks

Space Truckers

[yodapoop]

Whicker Man

[VoteLynnSwan]

Point Break... although it is a must see...

[KCJ58]

Point Break... although it is a must see...

i liked it

[rocco31fb]

Point Break... although it is a must see...

You can't call it a must see if it's the worst movie you ever saw.

Anyway, mine is Dude, Where's my Car?

[Shiver]

A Sound of Thunder

Good book
Ben Kingsley

must be good right?


WRONG

[VoteLynnSwan]

Point Break... although it is a must see...

You can't call it a must see if it's the worst movie you ever saw.

Anyway, mine is Dude, Where's my Car?


it is a must see in the sense that you must see it to comprehend how bad it is.

[dcrls]

all the harry potter movies. they're gaay

[DHVF]

I dunno, there's so many to choose from.....I'll just say Battlefield Earth

[rocco31fb]

Point Break... although it is a must see...

You can't call it a must see if it's the worst movie you ever saw.

Anyway, mine is Dude, Where's my Car?


it is a must see in the sense that you must see it to comprehend how bad it is.

Bodhi: Little hand says it's time to rock and roll.

[Brodeur]

Cellular
Pans Labyrinth

You haven't seen many bad movies, have you(I actually didn't much like Cellular, but the worst movie ever made it is not)?

all the harry potter movies. they're gaay

They really aren't, I happen to think that they were quite good.

[VoteLynnSwan]

Point Break... although it is a must see...

You can't call it a must see if it's the worst movie you ever saw.

Anyway, mine is Dude, Where's my Car?


it is a must see in the sense that you must see it to comprehend how bad it is.

Bodhi: Little hand says it's time to rock and roll.

i like this one...

Ben Harp: You're a real blue flame special, aren't you, son? Young, dumb and full of come, I know. What I don't know is how you got assigned here. Guess we must just have ourselves an asshole shortage, huh?
Johnny Utah: [quietly] Not so far.

[dcrls]

all the harry potter movies. they're gaay

They really aren't, I happen to think that they were quite good.


yea well we have different opinions about things.

[WMD]

Revenge of the Nerds 2, Red Dawn, The Italian Job (2003)

all the harry potter movies. they're gaay

They really aren't, I happen to think that they were quite good.


yea well we have different opinions about things.There is no way they can be the worst movies that you have ever seen. If it is then you need to start watchin more movies.

[yodapoop]

Star Wars

[SuperMcgee]

Revenge of the Nerds 2, Red Dawn, The Italian Job (2003)

http://www.luminomagazine.com/2004.10/spotlight/nerds/images/ogre/ogre2.jpg

I disagree.

[WMD]

Revenge of the Nerds 2, Red Dawn, The Italian Job (2003)

http://www.luminomagazine.com/2004.10/spotlight/nerds/images/ogre/ogre2.jpg

I disagree.

Whoa now, don't get me wrong.. Revenge of the Nerds was good comedic times, but #2 was butt.

[RaiderNation]

war of the worlds. expected way more

[KCJ58]

war of the worlds. expected way more

yea Tom Cruise was an asshole to his daughter

[ncbigbody]

Red Dawn, and Point Break are both classic movies.

Undisputed 2 is the worst movie ever.

[Paul]

Date Movie.

I wanted to strangle somebody after this one.

[Scott Wright]

Moulon Rouge is up there for me. Oh, and F.Y.I. I did NOT watch it willingly.

[KCJ58]

Moulon Rouge is up there for me. Oh, and F.Y.I. I did NOT watch it willingly.

:lol: :lol: :lol:

[Paranoidmoonduck]

http://www.funkabolik.com/photo/SUNRAspaceistheplace.jpg

Oh dear god, the nightmares.

[TitleTown088]

Point Break... although it is a must see...

you stop right there. never insult Swayze agian!!

[rchrd]

In terms of most recently seen so the pain is fresher in the memory. Ghost Rider gets a shout.

[draftguru151]

A Sound of Thunder

Good book
Ben Kingsley

must be good right?


WRONG

That was ridiculously disappointing. Bradbury is the only author that I like and they took a great story and made it into complete crap.

Also, if transformers isn't amazing, it is automatically the worst movie ever for me. If over 5% of the movie is about humans I'm gonna kill somebody.

[BigDawg819]

Cabin Fever


Seriously I want those 2 hours of my life back......

[NIN1984]

Bloody Murder

[throwback54milkman]

Snakes on a Plane

[etk]

http://i169.photobucket.com/albums/u210/etank552003/freedomland.jpg

Worst movie ever.....and it was long :x

[volman88]

The grudge

[M.O.T.H.]

I've seen most of these movies and yes they all do suck.

[Boston]

Napolean Dynamite.

[Don Vito]

Date Movie.

I wanted to strangle somebody after this one.

Yea that was the worst movie I have ever seen.

[smittyjs]

Evil Bong

[rocksoff44]

The grudge Those movies are great
But Killer Klowns Form Outer Space, G.I Jane, and Batman with mr. freeze it ruined a great sega

[DoWnThEfiElD]

Silent Hill and Wicker Park.

[WMD]

Yea that was the worst movie I have ever seen.

I could tell it was going to be horrible from the previews.. I hope you guys didn't go see this thinking it'd be funny.

[yo123]

Kicking and screaming

[Damix]

Crouching Tiger Hidden Dragon

[Chucky]

saving silverman

[Sveen]

Battle Royale

[josh07039]

Kicking and screamingI found parts of that amusing.
For me it has to be chronicles of Riddick.
"Its been a long time since i smelled beautiful."

[Ewing]

Napoleon Dynamite. I'd rather have David Akers kick me in the balls then see that movie again.

[WMD]

Battle Royale

How dare you speak ill of Battle Royale.

[Brodeur]

How dare you speak ill of Battle Royale.

Agreed. Now if you're talking about the sequel, then it works.

[Sveen]

Agreed. Now if you're talking about the sequel, then it works.

I'm talking about this one: http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0266308/
It's absolutely the worst movie I have ever seen. Not a single doubt in my mind.

[jivixzoner]

The Lizzie mcgire movie however u spell it :]

[comahan]

I'm talking about this one: http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0266308/
It's absolutely the worst movie I have ever seen. Not a single doubt in my mind.

Thats a good book though! (i havent seen the movie)

[B-Dawk]

I'm talking about this one: http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0266308/
It's absolutely the worst movie I have ever seen. Not a single doubt in my mind.

I have only heard good things about this movie, and plan on watching it in the near future.

[swagger]

2001: A Space Odyessy

[Caddy]

Date Movie.

I wanted to strangle somebody after this one.

God that movie sucked. They just went too far over the top

[Handel]

Moulon Rouge is up there for me. Oh, and F.Y.I. I did NOT watch it willingly.

Not to nitpick, but it is MoulIn rouge. ;)

[Addict]

worst movies? Ehm... well A.I was pretty horrible. Jeepers Creepers would be on the list.... Crocodile 1 (AWFUL), Anaconda, Rocky I, II, III, IV and V... Boat Trip blew as well. Most movies starring Jim Carey (I hate that guy), Ben Stiller (YUK) or Steven Seagal. Stop or my mom will shoot was pretty damn bad as well.

[roidrunner]

i agee jeepers creepers is such a horrible movie, and let alone that they made a second one.

[bsaza2358]

I was all stoked for "Dare Devil" with Ben Affleck and Jennifer Garner, but it sucked like a hoovah! Worst movie I've seen in quite some time...

[Michigan]

Anaconda (00's remake) wins hands down.

[M.O.T.H.]

worst movies? Ehm... well A.I was pretty horrible. Jeepers Creepers would be on the list.... Crocodile 1 (AWFUL), Anaconda, Rocky I, II, III, IV and V... Boat Trip blew as well. Most movies starring Jim Carey (I hate that guy), Ben Stiller (YUK) or Steven Seagal. Stop or my mom will shoot was pretty damn bad as well.

Wow, do not dis Rocky.

Some crappy movies...

The Grudge
Silent Hill
Freedomland
Cellular
scary movie 3
the wedding planner
malibu's most wanted

[roidrunner]

the cable guy.... enough said

[therock6000]

El Intermedio with Edward Furlong


*shudders*

[roidrunner]

Anaconda 2- the hunt for the blood orcid.

[M.O.T.H.]

ring around the rosey. "horror movie" Tom Sizemore...eww.

[Freddy G]

That movie about wiggers was terrible...Havoc i think.

But Anne Hatthaway = HOT

Just about anymovie with animated monsters is bad as well ie. Anaconda, Snakes on Plane, some of the horror flicks.

[P-L]

I don't know about the worst movie I've ever seen, but as far as the last 5 or so years go, it's Closer.

[bsaza2358]

malibu's most wanted

the cable guy.... enough said


Are you kidding me? Malibu's Most Wanted was not fantastic, but it is a passable comedy that has rewatch value. Jamie Kennedy was pretty funny there. I'm not usually a fan of his, but he was really good in this role.

Cable Guy was one of the best comedies of the 90's. Incredibly underrated movie. It wasn't a crazy comedy like Ace Ventura, but Jim Carey was unbelievable in it. Matthew Broderick was a solid "straight man", too.

[M.O.T.H.]

The cable guy was awful.

[roidrunner]

cable guy was aweful, it made not want to watch movies.

[Grizzlegom]

borat. i dont understand the hype this movie got.

[ds8582]

Devour and The Machinist

[bsaza2358]

The cable guy was awful.

cable guy was aweful, it made not want to watch movies.

You guys are unbelievable. It's a dark comedy. Carey was brilliant in it. Incredibly underrated movie. Much better than the crap we're getting these days...

[MaxV]

Alexander.....I thought this would be one of the best, it was THE WORST.
Epic Movie
Envy
Lost in Translation....very hyped up by critics and a good cast, but it was terrible.
Ring 2....I loved the 1st one, this one sucked.

[josh07039]

I liked Lost in Translation. I thought bill Murray did a great job in a different style, not really humorous role.

[bsaza2358]

Alexander was pretty terrible. Troy was also a ridiculously trite movie.

[Acreboy]

malibu's most wanted

That was funny because it was stupid.

Alexander was pretty terrible. Troy was also a ridiculously trite movie.
Troy was awesome.

Alexander.....I thought this would be one of the best, it was THE WORST.
Epic Movie
Envy
Lost in Translation....very hyped up by critics and a good cast, but it was terrible.
Ring 2....I loved the 1st one, this one sucked.
I felt like my IQ dropped after I left Epit Movie.

I did laugh at the fight scene between Arlow and that guy from The DaVinci Code.

That Asian stunt double was classic.

[bsaza2358]

IMO, Troy was absolutely not awesome. I found the plot to be quite ridiculous. The Iliad, by Homer, was much better story. If they stuck with that a little better, the directors and producers would have had a better movie. The fight scenes were legit, but the plot was just ridiculous.

[Acreboy]

IMO, Troy was absolutely not awesome. I found the plot to be quite ridiculous. The Iliad, by Homer, was much better story. If they stuck with that a little better, the directors and producers would have had a better movie. The fight scenes were legit, but the plot was just ridiculous.
Agree about the plot, I guess it was the fight scenes that made it a "great" movie for me.

I haven't seen many movies that I didn't like lately.

Well, Ghost Rider was about a 6 out of 10.

The effects were great and "The Number 23" was a 8 out of 10. I really enjoyed it.

[bsaza2358]

I look at a movie as the sum of its parts. Yes, certain things can help it overcome issues, but when they almost make it a happy ending and have such ridiculous stuff happen, it is just unacceptable. In The Iliad, Hector's wife is gang-raped, then she and her baby are thrown from the top of the walls of the city. Agamemnon takes Achilles' concubine (the Apollo Priestess) back to Greece as a concubine of his own. The Greeks gutted the entire city of Troy and left nothing these for them. That would have been much more realistic. If they had stuck to the basic premise there, it would have been a solid movie.

[Craigo]

The Tuxedo starring Jackie Chan and Tits McGee.

[hugegmenfan]

The Hulk
Hidalgo

[Zim3031]

The Birth of a Nation.

It's a 3 hour long, silent, black and white movie "about" the civil war. Only it's not actually about the civil war. It depicts a typical upright southern city that gets taken over by a group of "troublesome blacks". So all of the white people are cowering in fear and in danger. Now who is the hero to dispel this evil? Why, the ku klux klan of course. The final scene of the movie is playing the Ride of the Valkeryies as the klan rides into town and saves the day.

I'm not even kidding.

Also an honorable mention would be Un Chien Andalou.

[rchrd]

cable guy rules.

[MaxV]

I look at a movie as the sum of its parts. Yes, certain things can help it overcome issues, but when they almost make it a happy ending and have such ridiculous stuff happen, it is just unacceptable. In The Iliad, Hector's wife is gang-raped, then she and her baby are thrown from the top of the walls of the city. Agamemnon takes Achilles' concubine (the Apollo Priestess) back to Greece as a concubine of his own. The Greeks gutted the entire city of Troy and left nothing these for them. That would have been much more realistic. If they had stuck to the basic premise there, it would have been a solid movie.

I was disappointed with "Troy" also, but compared with "Alexander", it's a masterpiece.

[packer_pat_4]

mindhunters- biggest steaming pile of **** ive ever watched

[hugegmenfan]

I was disappointed with "Troy" also, but compared with "Alexander", it's a masterpiece.


troy is a fabulous movie- very underrated imo no 1 gives it the credit it deserves- alexander was horse sh*t

[Kurve]

That was ridiculously disappointing. Bradbury is the only author that I like and they took a great story and made it into complete crap.

Sound of thunder was horrid there are movies with crappy story lines but well they have great CGI or what not but this movie straight out looked as if it were made in the 80s it was terrible im shocked anyone would put such low budge into a movie mased on cgi

[ncbigbody]

Undisputed 2
DareDevil, turned it off halfway through.

I usually know when a movie is going to be trash, so I havent seen a bad movie in a while.

[Paranoidmoonduck]

Lost in Translation....very hyped up by critics and a good cast, but it was terrible.

If you were expecting Caddyshack I can understand, but I can't quite see how you could hold this opinion of this movie.

[TH3]

dumb and dumber

[Charm City Byrdgang]

Lost in Translation is one of my favorites.

[Paul]

dumb and dumber

Blasphe-fawking-my :eek:

[sweetness34]

dumb and dumber

Whaaaaaaat?????

[TH3]

I HATED Dumb and Dumber..... and consider it one of the worst movies i have ever seen... thats just me though... I don't dislike people because they like it i just dont like it personaly

[B-Dawk]

I don't know about the worst movie I've ever seen, but as far as the last 5 or so years go, it's Closer.


wow, i find that surprising because I thoroughly enjoyed Closer, actually one of my favorite recent movies, and I have only heard good things from other people.

[volman88]

saving silverman

That is one of my all time favorites

[jayceheathman]

The Lizzie mcgire movie however u spell it :]

Lizzie McGuire was awesome. Doesnt come hotter than Hilary Duff.

[Titans10]

The Marine

Just got done watching it...dumbest plot and worst acting ever

[WMD]

The Birth of a Nation.

It's a 3 hour long, silent, black and white movie "about" the civil war. Only it's not actually about the civil war. It depicts a typical upright southern city that gets taken over by a group of "troublesome blacks". So all of the white people are cowering in fear and in danger. Now who is the hero to dispel this evil? Why, the ku klux klan of course. The final scene of the movie is playing the Ride of the Valkeryies as the klan rides into town and saves the day.

I'm not even kidding.

Well, it was made in 1915.. Not saying it's a great movie (I haven't seen it, I know about it), it was a very highly profitable film and also was the first movie with a length of over 100 m1nutes

[cunningham06]

Van Helsing, Waterworld, Biodome, Going Overboard

Just to name a few.

[jayceheathman]

I hated Rollerball the most. That was such a stupid movie. I fell asleep by the second half of it. I dont know why a couple of you guys said Cellular. I enjoyed that movie.

[B-Dawk]

pretty much anything with Pauly Shore

[bigrick0016]

You guys are unbelievable. It's a dark comedy. Carey was brilliant in it. Incredibly underrated movie. Much better than the crap we're getting these days...

Bsaza, this is the first, and possibly last, time I'll ever say this.....you are correct.

[MaxV]

If you were expecting Caddyshack I can understand, but I can't quite see how you could hold this opinion of this movie.


I don't understand why everyone seemed to like it. The whole movie was about boredom. And it was suppose to be a comedy.

The only funny part in the whole movie was the part with the exercise bike.

Also, I forgot to add "Dude, Where's my car". What a piece of s**t.

[roidrunner]

I hated Rollerball the most. That was such a stupid movie. I fell asleep by the second half of it. I dont know why a couple of you guys said Cellular. I enjoyed that movie.

which one. the the 1970's version or the 2000 version. cause 1970's was really good. the remake was nothing but a pile of cr*p

[Charm City Byrdgang]

I don't understand why everyone seemed to like it. The whole movie was about boredom. And it was suppose to be a comedy.

The only funny part in the whole movie was the part with the exercise bike.

Also, I forgot to add "Dude, Where's my car". What a piece of s**t.Its not supposed to be a hilarious laugh fest (although I found myself laughing at parts) Its a real good movie to watch if your with your chick.

[KCJ58]

Howard The Duck!
http://www.publispain.com/posters/howard_the_duck.jpg
http://pr0n.encyclopediadramatica.com/images/8/89/Howard_Le_Duck.jpg

the only reason i watched the whole movie is because Tim Robbins was in it

[doingthisinsteadofwork]

King Arthur

[bored of education]

caddyshack 2
major league 2/3/4

[255979119]

Any Pauly Shore movie, I have him on my "to kill" list.

[boisefan]

Tuck Everlasting......

[snuff]

http://www.cross-cult.de/pic/300/300_cover.jpg

Ok, not the worst, but the most overrated.

[M.O.T.H.]

caddyshack 2
major league 2/3/4

Major league 4?

[WMD]

Most Overrated Movie i've seen... Scarface, A Clockwork Orange, Animal House, and every Will Ferrell movie when Will Ferrell isn't on screen

[bored of education]

Major league 4?


I dont know how many after the original were created. but from the ones i saw they sucked.

[M.O.T.H.]

I dont know how many after the original were created. but from the ones i saw they sucked.

I love how, Snipes wanted too much money... so they replaced with him with Omar Epps. Willie Mays Hays.

I think they made 3... i only liked the 1st one.

[bored of education]

The 1st one came out in 1989 or 1990 and my father had me CONVINCED that was the real team, hence me being a fan of that team. I was 7 ok.

[tEk]

Cellular
Pans Labyrinth
(New) Longest Yardjust because you are illiterate doesn't make this movie one of the worst.

far from it if you ask me. it was up for best picture in the academy awards. how the hell does that classify?

[cunningham06]

Van Helsing, Biodome, Waterworld, Cellular, Date Movie

[j05son]

Kazaam.
Sideways.
The Good Sheppard.

[Nightmares Win 6-0]

operation dumbo drop...

[swagger]

2001: A Space Odyessy

[Addict]

2001: A Space Odyessy

I second that!

My worst five movies ever

- 2001: A Space Odyssey: I was drunk while watching it and still did not manage to enjoy it.

- A.I.: worst movie ever. It's too long, there's no lesbians and lots and lots of overly dramatic scenes, the 10 minute 'blue fairy' scene made my skin crawl

- anything by M. Knight Shaymalan: I hated the 6th sense and it went downhill from there, rock bottom was called 'signs'.

- Last Days: you'd have more fun staring down a blind wall. If this was anything like Kurt Cobains life, I understand he killed himself.

- Star Wars III: Can't believe I watched an entire movie to see Padmé and she's barely on the screen and dies at the end. I put it here out of spite.

[Jimmy]

redline -severely ********

[DraftMasterG]

everyone go see Breach its a good movie seriously

[nvot9]

The Devils Rejects: The only movie I have EVER not finished (rented the DVD) without have seeing it before. Literally no plot to it, just typical Rob Zombie bull **** and gore and sex, but it was all so random and I couldn't stand to watch those ugly pieces of white trash any more.

The Covenant: Would have walked out on this one as well but it was in a theater. SO unbelievable cheesy and cliche. It was almost like the movie spinal tap (in the sense of cheesiness and plot) except it was meant to be serious...not good at all.

[Addict]

may be strange but I did not like Saw, everybody was raving over it saying it was better than se7en and it's really not.

I first thought it wasn't very good but still decent, until the ending. The ending was so friggin' dumb I could not believe they actually put it in. Then I read in a newspaper they thought it was a 'suprising' ending, like the 6th sense. Well I hate the sixth sense (see other post), and Saw failed to impress me as well.

[JF4]

http://www.moviemachine.nl/images/movies/fast_and_the_furious_tokyo_drift.jpg

Terrible..

[drowe]

A.I for me....that movie hella sucked.
also,
Lord of the Rings.

[jballa838]

Spaceballs!


Just Kidding, one of the greatest movies i've seen.

[Brodeur]

2001: A Space Odyessy

I can understand someone saying it's boring, but the worst movie ever? I don't see it.

[The Dynasty]

Lady in the Water Omg I payed to see that and I got up and left it was terrible. It was so stupid about tree monkeys and crap.

[Hines]

napolion dynomite

im sorry but i hate that movie with a passion

[Psycho]

Battlefield Earth and Date Movie made me throw up

[B-Dawk]

The Devils Rejects: The only movie I have EVER not finished (rented the DVD) without have seeing it before. Literally no plot to it, just typical Rob Zombie bull **** and gore and sex, but it was all so random and I couldn't stand to watch those ugly pieces of white trash any more.


I disliked this movie as well but actually the ending was very cool, and i say this loosely but almost makes up for the movie. It's just a badass scene.

[M.O.T.H.]

I hated the Devil's rejects as well......Rob Zombie's movies...blah.

[Bengals1690]

at school today we watched "return to Oz", because the school musical was the wizard of oz. i about died, it was awful.

[DaBears9654]

mine is Dude, Where's my Car?
Dude! Sweet!

Mine would definitely be Talladega Nights.

[Creek]

I liked "The Replacements" the 1st time I saw it when I was younger, but I saw it again recently and nearly had a stroke it was so bad.

Ask me again in 3 weeks after "Delta Farce" comes out because that will be my new answer.

[raidersfan86]

gladiator or star wars episode 4

star wars episode 4 totaly ruined that series

[DHVF]

gladiator or star wars episode 4

star wars episode 4 totaly ruined that series
Are you kidding me?! A new hope is what started the series/crase, you idiot! Also, how could anyone list the gladiator as the worst movie they've seen. Explanations are needed for these terrible picks.

[cunningham06]

Are you kidding me?! A new hope is what started the series/crase, you idiot! Also, how could anyone list the gladiator as the worst movie they've seen. Explanations are needed for these terrible picks.

Agreed, I am offended by these selections. I challenge you to a gentlemens duel.

[jballa838]

gladiator or star wars episode 4

star wars episode 4 totaly ruined that series
do you mean episode 1?

[levishoegaze]

Elizabethtown is the worst movie, hands down.

[Paranoidmoonduck]

http://www.moviemachine.nl/images/movies/fast_and_the_furious_tokyo_drift.jpg

Terrible..

It was, at the very least, 15 times better than 2 Fast 2 Furious.

[ricky bobby]

Ann of Green Gables. My sisters watched it, and I was bored.

[gbpackers0065]

one night in paris

[KCJ58]

The Hills Have Eyes 1 & 2

[Sportsfan486]

Spaceballs!


Just Kidding, one of the greatest movies i've seen.

...dude...

I was going to have to kill you...

That was close.

[Sportsfan486]

The Hills Have Eyes 1 & 2

YES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

WORST EVER.

I don't care what anyone says, the rape scene from 1 was the most disgusting, tasteless TRASH I've seen in my life. It literally made me sick and had me completely disturbed for the rest of the day.

(Talking about the new ones, never saw the originals.)

[TIP]

Santas Slay...just awful

[texassooner59]

No Doubt The Marine......John Cena sucks at everything he does The Aqua Teen Hunger force movie sucked as well.

[Go_Eagles77]

Date Movie.

[DI]

The Libertine.. I won't question you if you've never heard of it because up until the title came on the screen, neither did I

[Addict]

has Naked Gun been mentioned? Screw that! ANYTHING with Leslie Nielsen is trash.

[Phrost]

http://i36.photobucket.com/albums/e4/darthjango1/Whatisitposter.jpg

Official site (http://www.crispinglover.com/whatisit.htm)
Wiki of the movie (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/What_is_It%3F)

Click on poster on official site to watch trailer......at your own risk.

[awfullyquiet]

Battle Royale

Incorrect. Battle Royale is just in japanese. The premise beats the hell out of the Condemed because you have 9th graders playing lord of the flies. except for real. go rent suicide club. THEN watch battle royale. or go rent audition. that's good too.

saving silverman

neil diamond saves that movie. seriously. it's can't be the worst if only because that. unless you hate neil diamond. and then i'll sing. sweet caroline. (oh gosh, i'm drunk, because i uh. started writing sweet child o mine and then stopped and erased it.)

Pans Labyrinth
biggest homer comment of the thread. the movie is phenomenal. you might call it misleading because it was totally misinterpreted as a movie because of the previews. but. the movie, if you take it out of that context. was honestly one of the best this year.

everyone go see Breach its a good movie seriously

true. it really is super awesome. DMH says something worthwhile! :-p

wow, i find that surprising because I thoroughly enjoyed Closer, actually one of my favorite recent movies, and I have only heard good things from other people.

also true. the movie is disgustingly good. key word is disgustingly...

worst movies = manos: hand of fate, plan 9 from outer space (but ed wood was great... johnny depp. gaaaaah.), Glitter (yes, a few girl friends of mine wanted me to watch it. i laughed in silence to prevent myself from tearing my eyes out).

[ChewyRaven318]

You effers haven't seen horrible until you've seen "Mr. Jingles"

no seriously..it's at Blockbuster..rent it..I'll wait...


It was released by a major film company and looks like it was recorded by a High School TV Class. The effects were nothing short of funny, the actors were awful, and other than one nice pair of boobs, there was just a lot of stupid dialogue and well..yeah.

[Ewing]

The Hills Have Eyes 1 & 2

We talking the originals or the remakes?

[Ewing]

Battle Royale

If you don't like teenage Japanese kids murdering each other for two hours then there is something wrong with you.

[WMD]

or go rent audition. that's good too.

Agreed, very very high quality movie.. I'd also recommend Versus and Ichi the Killer, even though they aren't the same style.. but Oldboy just kicks all of their asses.. One of my All Time favorites.

[Shiver]

The worst movie I have ever seen was just a few hours ago

.....

Spiderman 3

[liquidswords]

Agreed, very very high quality movie.. I'd also recommend Versus and Ichi the Killer, even though they aren't the same style.. but Oldboy just kicks all of their asses.. One of my All Time favorites.

Battle Royale is AMAZING too... http://imdb.com/title/tt0266308/

[awfullyquiet]

Agreed, very very high quality movie.. I'd also recommend Versus and Ichi the Killer, even though they aren't the same style.. but Oldboy just kicks all of their asses.. One of my All Time favorites.

It's just that japanese cinema blows away american cinema lately, mostly because it actually has some decent plot development?

[Bengalsrz]

You can't call it a must see if it's the worst movie you ever saw.

Anyway, mine is Dude, Where's my Car?

I second Dude, Wheres my Car, I just got back from seeing Invisible, that has to be the second worst I've ever seen.

[Flyboy]

The worst movie I have ever seen was just a few hours ago

.....

Spiderman 3

... Now I haven't actually SEEN Spidey 3 yet.. but... urm... well, let's just say we shall SEE about this after I see the film. Being that Spidey 2 is my 2nd favorite comic book movie I find that hard to believe.

Anyhow, the worst movie I saw in theaters was easily Timeline. God that **** sucked.

[diabsoule]

Queen of the Damned was probably the worst movie in the history of movie-making.

[BigDawg819]

You effers haven't seen horrible until you've seen "Mr. Jingles"

no seriously..it's at Blockbuster..rent it..I'll wait...


It was released by a major film company and looks like it was recorded by a High School TV Class. The effects were nothing short of funny, the actors were awful, and other than one nice pair of boobs, there was just a lot of stupid dialogue and well..yeah.

I actually rented that and watched 7 minutes of it before I turned it off. But Cabin Fever was worse.

[awfullyquiet]

Anyhow, the worst movie I saw in theaters was easily Timeline. God that **** sucked.

The book was badass though.

[DaBears9654]

I also absolutely loathe the "Shrek" movies. Horrid!

[drowe]

has Naked Gun been mentioned? Screw that! ANYTHING with Leslie Nielsen is trash.


oh this hurts. Leslie Nielsen is the man. loved the first 2 Naked Gun movies. not so much the 3rd (really hard to make a good movie with Anna Nicole Smith, OJ Simpson and Wierd Al Yankovic). but, really, how can you hate Leslie?

[GiantRutgersFan]

Lady in the water.... worst movie ever.

[portermvp84]

The Grudge was absolutly horrible and so was National Security god awful. I also hate Super Troopers with the passion!!!

[fischbowl]

Sybil with Sally Field.

[The_Dude]

worst movies = manos: hand of fate, plan 9 from outer space (but ed wood was great... johnny depp. gaaaaah.), Glitter (yes, a few girl friends of mine wanted me to watch it. i laughed in silence to prevent myself from tearing my eyes out).


manos: hand of fate ~ horrible movie; best episode of MST3K ever!


i'd have to say miami vice.... ugh

[jkpigskin]

hulk was pretty bad

[ripdw27]

Napolean Dynamite so ******** had like no expression... it was only funny when my cousins were making fun of it

[WinslowBodden]

The Interpreter... Omg... The horrible memories.

[WinslowBodden]

Snakes on a Plane

ENOUGH IS ENOUGH, I HAVE HAD IT WITH THESE MOTHER ****** POSTS DISSING MOTHER ******* SNAKES ON THIS MOTHER ****** PLANE.


:)

I loved that movie I thought it was hilarious, me my friend and cousin went expecting a stupid, corny, horrible movie, and that is what we got, so we loved it.

I knew when I saw snakes on a boob, that the movie was legitimately hilarious.

[Borat]

The Grudge was absolutly horrible and so was National Security god awful. I also hate Super Troopers with the passion!!!

Super Troopers? Great flick.

My vote is for Dirty Work.

[Scotty D]

Open Water.

[BigJohn98]

The Ring(not scary at all, even though all my friends thought it was)

All Friday the 13th and Nightmare on Elmstreet movies

[MaxV]

The Ring(not scary at all, even though all my friends thought it was)

All Friday the 13th and Nightmare on Elmstreet movies

If you mean the 2nd one then I agree, but the 1st one was good.

[BigJohn98]

If you mean the 2nd one then I agree, but the 1st one was good.

Nah, I'm talking about the first one. I thought it was absolute trash.

[iworshipbender]

i don't watch too many movies, but spiderman 3 left me completely unsatisfied, underwhelmed, and waiting for harry potter 5 and pirates of the caribbean 3.

[WMD]

28 Weeks Later sucked. Not the worst I've ever seen... but it sucked.

[SubNoize]

Phone Booth, I turned it off 20 minutes in, and anything Jack Black has "starred" in... School of Rock and Envy make me vomit, how is a guy famous off making musical noises with his mouth and acting like a fat idiot??

[The Unseen]

Timeline. What. the heck.

[DorianSmith]

spider man 3!

[Bigbadbob72]

the dreamers. Its basically a *** male porn film.

[portermvp84]

Super Troopers? Great flick.

My vote is for Dirty Work.

Yeah it's terrible, I'd alos like to add The Producers to my list.

[Addict]

Raise your voice with hilary duff. That movie was so cliché and sweet it made me puke my guts out on the wall.

Then I hung a frame around it. My mom now thinks it's a piece of modern art.

[M1Koter]

spider man 3!

I heard it was too cartoony and fake

[Sportsfan486]

Phone Booth

Good one. Absolutely pointless and horrible movie.

"OKAY, HERE'S THE SCRIPT!!! A guy gets trapped in a phonebooth by a madman.. the cops threaten to shoot the guy but oh wait no, they DON'T!!!"

[Addict]

Good one. Absolutely pointless and horrible movie.

"OKAY, HERE'S THE SCRIPT!!! A guy gets trapped in a phonebooth by a madman.. the cops threaten to shoot the guy but oh wait no, they DON'T!!!"

I actually liked phone booth a lot.

[DeathbyStat]

Batman and Robin...NUFF SAID!

[SubNoize]

Dirty Work was bad, but Chris Farley's cameo was hilarious... "At least you didn't get your nose bit off by a Saigon *****!"

[EvilMonkey]

Dirty Work was bad, but Chris Farley's cameo was hilarious... "At least you didn't get your nose bit off by a Saigon *****!"

lmao, he was so amazing in that movie

[WMD]

Yeah it's terrible, I'd alos like to add The Producers to my list.

Are you talking about the recent one, from like.. 2005?

[UKfan]

I actually liked phone booth a lot.

Me also, it's an interesting concept and it is very well done I think.

[SubNoize]

I just hate Colin Ferrell, he bothers me to the point that I can't watch anything he's in... Only movie I made it through was Alexander and I only watched because a friend said Rosario Dawson was naked in it, which was a plus...