***Official Funny Post Thread***

[Jakey]

I thought it would be cool, if we could have a thread dedicated to some of the funniest posters and posts on NFLDC. The problem is that a hilarious post is made...some one puts it in there sig...then over time it gets lost in internet space. This thread is for the sole purpose of keeping legendary posts and moments in the history of NFLDC alive and kicking...kinda like a hall of fame for posts.

Please dont turn this thread into a random discussion thread...it will only get locked! :D

If some1 could post bsaza's post of "calling oneself a lord, is extremeth douchebaggery..." that would be awesome, cus thats the post that gave me the idea for this thread :)

[etk]

***Official "It is Inevitable that this Thread will turn into a Freepost/RDT and be Locked" Thread***

Subscribed.

[bored of education]

Hi I'll post in here and try my hardest not to be funny. I enjoy long walks on the beach, cooking pastrami sandwhiches with spicey mustard. Today I went to work and it was ok. Mondays are not my most favorite day. I picked up my dry cleaning as well, i walked to the dry cleaners and it was frigid out. For lunch I had quiznos, Black Angus steak on Rosemary Parmesan bread. it was verry yummy. My day was average nothing exciting. Traded some txt messages with Yoda that was fun. I also played some Call of Duty 4.

[Cashmoney]

Hi I'll post in here and try my hardest not to be funny. I enjoy long walks on the beach, cooking pastrami sandwhiches with spicey mustard. Today I went to work and it was ok. Mondays are not my most favorite day. I picked up my dry cleaning as well, i walked to the dry cleaners and it was frigid out. For lunch I had quiznos, Black Angus steak on Rosemary Parmesan bread. it was verry yummy. My day was average nothing exciting. Traded some txt messages with Yoda that was fun. I also played some Call of Duty 4.

So far, so good.

[bored of education]

Great Success!

[S4L]

Blatant self-promotion in 3....2....1....

(from the ESPN ticker of a 2007 Forum Mock)

Samuel going Transatlantic?
Is the Free Agent Corner meeting Titans owner Bud Adams in London? This reporter investigates

By Deep Clayton

http://img77.imageshack.us/img77/4633/deepclaytonse7.jpg

As I was going through my daily business, a stratchy-voiced source called the Clayton Hotline.

"Talk to me," I said as I picked up the phone, blissfully unaware that this call would change my entire career.

"FOLLOW......ASANTE," the voice answered.

"Merril," I responded, "Is that you?" And the caller hung up.

Now, I don't normally follow anonymous tips. But I had a feeling about this one, so I flew the "Clayton One" up to my private air strip up in New Hampshire.

http://www.luxuryyachting.com/lear_jet.jpg

I took I-93 South down to Boston, when I spotted a nicely pimped out Escalade with the license plate "UCF-2822." With my extensive football knowledge, I knew that Samuel was #28 at the University of Central Florida and #22 with the Pats. If it killed me, I was following that Escalade to its destination. I put on my Richard Nixon mask and merged.

http://www.interstate-guide.com/images051/i-090_et_19.jpg

About 1/2 a mile after Asante merged onto McClellan Highway, I used my extensive knowledge of the Massachusetts highway system and figured it all out.

I shouted in my head, "That bastard is going to Logan Airport!"

http://www.moderncontinental.com/images/pic_logan_terminal_e.jpg

As I trailed Mr. Samuel into the concourse, I pulled out my laptop and checked out FlightAware.

http://img255.imageshack.us/img255/541/heathrowbb3.jpg

I knew it all along. He was going to England.

Now, free agent cornerbacks don't just fly to London on a whim. No, this cat was meeting someone there. I just needed to figure out another flight that was going to arrive at 8:37 AM Sunday Morning. And it was the last place I would have expected.

http://img158.imageshack.us/img158/7456/heathrow2un3.jpg

Toronto.

Question was, what NFL head honcho would be in Toronto this time of year. Think. Toronto. Rogers Centre. CN Tower. THAT'S IT!

http://www.forbes.com/images/2001/04/26/bud_adams_250X260.jpg

As perfect as Titans Owner Mr. Kenneth Stanley "Bud" Adams, Jr. may think he is, he has but one fatal flaw. He still believes there to be oil hidden deep underneath the Canadian National Tower.

http://www.bayst-search-engine-optimization.com/images/cn-tower.jpg

But as his plane pulled into Canada, Mr. Adams must have realized that the City of Toronto had given him a cease-and-desist in 2002, denying him access underneath any of the city's landmarks.

That's when I remembered that Bud had but one other fatal flaw. He never wastes plane trips. The man obviously called up Asante and told him to meet for contract negotiations in a place no one would expect, and where they could both arrive at the same time, London.

Now I will end this investigative piece with a reward. If you are currently in London, I need a snapshot of Bud and Asante together at Heathrow Airport. They won't be there long, for they are too smart. They will most likely meet at Budget Car Rental soon after their flights arrive.

For this photo, I offer a cold $100,000 and one-week use of Clayton One.

Get it done.

[bored of education]

top 5 post of all time right there

[slightlyaraiderfan]

top 5 post of all time right there
^Top 5 post of all time for today in the last 10 mins.

[bored of education]

^Top 5 post of all time for today in the last 10 mins.

true dawg. how are you sarf

[slightlyaraiderfan]

true dawg. how are you sarf
I'm alright, it's almost time to retire for lunch. And i'm soon off after that, how you doin' b?

[Gay Ork Wang]

yay retiring for lunch!

btw every GRF Post has to be in the HoF IMO

[broth223]

I think after trading Roy to Dallas, Detroit will select Desean Jackson to play opposite of Calvin Johnson.

I'd like to sign you to a contract right now and take you around the country with your cutting edge humor. I already have 10 shows booked with 25 more in the works. Just next to the X. I can't wait for the success we are going to have.




X________________

one of the best posts ever.

[Gay Ork Wang]

wow that was awesome :D

btw i like the Travis24 post about Jordy being faster than Reggie Bush and Devin Hester

[JagHombre22]

where did wingboy go? Haven't seen him around in like two weeks

[Cashmoney]

where did wingboy go? Haven't seen him around in like two weeks

Probably some "yo momma" convention in vegas or something.

[KCJ58]

just go look in the Hall Of Fame

[BaLLiN]

just go look in the Hall Of Fame

there's nothing in there about wingboy...

[bored of education]

there's nothing in there about wingboy...

and their never will be

[BaLLiN]

and their never will be

thats nice, maybe he can have a section like "Top Posters with Mother Fetishes"

[andyjo672]

thats nice, maybe he can have a section like "Top Posters with Mother Fetishes"

Only if by "Top Posters with Mother Fetishes" you mean "Poster that relies entirely on a cheap, beat up, drawn out, run down, joke that in someway is supposed to be insulting towards my mother but only really entertains the other posters that have a sense of humor similar to that of a twelve year-old and the lack of timing, wit, and intelligence that would make them a perfect cast member on Mad TV" then yes, I agree, he deserves his own thread...

[bored of education]

damnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnn nnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnn nnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnn

awesome

[jballa838]

I took my last final at college today. I was about a half hour from home, and I was thirsty. So I went to the Burger King drive through. The key to the story is that I am wearing a hat and sunglasses so remember that.

I go up to the machine, and the women is talking spanish. So I am like "this is america, I speak english". So then the women is like "welcome to burger king can I take your order?". I say that I just want a medium Root beer. and this women gets it wrong about 4 times thinking that I want a meal... So eventually, I was like I just cant understand what your saying. So I then drive up to the window where your supposed to pay (I was the only car there, surprisingly) and figure I can just tell her in person what I want cause its just a drink.

At this point, I look in and see that the women working there is my co-worker at the supermarket i work in.... So I am kind of hoping she doesnt notice me. Because I was very rude over the intercom. But she of course, says "GiantRutgersfan is that you?" so I have no idea why, but I said no. then she questions me further "you dont work at __________?" and I was like no... then she says "ok.... well you look exactly like my co-worker."


And I actually talked to this women a good deal over the last couple months. So I am pretty damn sure she knows its me.


Idk why i did that at all. Luckily she wasnt working today. But its gonna be pretty embarrassing tommorow at work.
game/thread over.

[jballa838]

and who could forget this gem that i truely rotfl'd.

check it, im in the year 3010 with this sick ass franchise, where im the citadel, havent had a winning season but it might change. why you may ask? ill tell you why, deshaun johnson, this ficitonal hb recruit out of naples, florida. dude is hella sick, would birth his kids if he was real. runs a 3.9 and is 235, messes up teams.

firts game of the year, i gave him 5 carries (he's a frosh dont wanna ware him out lolz, i like to think its real), had a nice 23 yards, and stiff armed some DB, **** was off the hook!!!!!!!!!!!!

look out for the citadel in 3012!!!!!!!!!!!!

[etk]

GiantRutgersfan is that you??? Classic!

Props on the wingboy pwnage andyjo672!

[jballa838]

what about KMH? his dad kept his stats. If only we could find that thread,

[kalbears13]

http://www.nfldraftcountdown.com/forum/showthread.php?t=1250&highlight=draft+prodigy

How can we forget the draft prodigy?

[Cashmoney]

http://www.nfldraftcountdown.com/forum/showthread.php?t=1250&highlight=draft+prodigy

How can we forget the draft prodigy?

Ha! I like how someone thought they were tough **** making fun of him for giving merriweather to the Patriots and then it actually happened. But that mock really did suck.

[kalbears13]

Ha! I like how someone thought they were tough **** making fun of him for giving merriweather to the Patriots and then it actually happened. But that mock really did suck.

Yeah and he thought he was right about it too. He thought it was the best mock ever.

[bored of education]

some mocks like that were funny some tried to hard

[KCJ58]

I feel like what YFS feels everyday, Low

[wingboy2999]

and their never will be

Hater alert.

[wingboy2999]

where did wingboy go? Haven't seen him around in like two weeks

I'm back baby!

Only if by "Top Posters with Mother Fetishes" you mean "Poster that relies entirely on a cheap, beat up, drawn out, run down, joke that in someway is supposed to be insulting towards my mother but only really entertains the other posters that have a sense of humor similar to that of a twelve year-old and the lack of timing, wit, and intelligence that would make them a perfect cast member on Mad TV" then yes, I agree, he deserves his own thread...

What a masterpiece.

I love how I don't even say anything and I still got people hating on me.

[wingboy2999]

GiantRutgersfan is that you??? Classic!

Props on the wingboy pwnage andyjo672!

And I thought I liked you. Attacking me when I'm not even around. That is low. Just scared.

[regoob2]

I'm back baby!



What a masterpiece.

I love how I don't even say anything and I still got people hating on me.
Thats when you know you hit the big time my friend.

[wingboy2999]

Thats when you know you hit the big time my friend.

Exactly. I haven't been around for two weeks. And I got people going after me unprompted. It'd be one thing if I can in here spitting hot fire [like I usually do]. I got a dude with an incredibly witty name and another dude with a hick sounding name going after me. And I THOUGHT etk was cool.

[wingboy2999]

And really andyjo... I had to wake myself up like 5 times trying to read through that dissertation of yours. I'm sure I still didn't even catch all of that intricately weaved tapestry of words.

Good show.

[Nitschke-Hawk]

And really andyjo... I had to wake myself up like 5 times trying to read through that dissertation of yours. I'm sure I still didn't even catch all of that intricately weaved tapestry of words.

Good show.

Andyjo's was pretty good. "wake up 5 times" "Dissertation" "intricately weaved tapestry of words" that was pretty good by you also. That's exactly what it was.

[Nitschke-Hawk]

http://www.nfldraftcountdown.com/forum/showthread.php?t=1250&highlight=draft+prodigy

How can we forget the draft prodigy?

I would've been amped if GB got LaRon Landry. But yeah pretty bad.

[wingboy2999]

Andyjo's was pretty good. "wake up 5 times" "Dissertation" "intricately weaved tapestry of words" that was pretty good by you also. That's exactly what it was.

I at least used punctuation in between all my words. It wasn't just me puking my entire vocabulary out onto a post.

[Jakey]

I still love you wingy...you make my mom happy!

[wingboy2999]

I still love you wingy...you make my mom happy!

You're my boy Jakey!










Literally... like I'm your father.

[etk]

And I thought I liked you. Attacking me when I'm not even around. That is low. Just scared.

I'm not attacking you, but I can appreciate a good burn just like yourself. It had nothing to do with you and everything to do with the post, but I feel kinda Cool defending myself like this.

[wingboy2999]

I'm not attacking you, but I can appreciate a good burn just like yourself. It had nothing to do with you and everything to do with the post, but I feel kinda Cool defending myself like this.

Make it wordier and more insulting. Haha. Why did you feel cool?

Oh and I meant everyone else attacking me. Two thoughts melted into one.

[etk]

Make it wordier and more insulting. Haha. Why did you feel cool?

Cool=***...I'm avoiding the censors shhhh....

[wingboy2999]

Cool=***...I'm avoiding the censors shhhh....

Ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh. Gotcha. It made no sense. I forgot sometime people refer to boyloving as "cool".

[andyjo672]

In reference to my name being called "hickish" its simply a shortening of my last name, Johnson. And to say I was attacking you while you were gone, that's not true. I was attacking your lame sense of humor, and your over reliance on a joke that was funny, say, 10 years ago. Then to fault me for doing it at a time when you were gone, that's a cheap way out on your part. You were gone, before you left though, you set a precedent of using that joke every other post, so I pointed that out.

[WMD]

How about you all shut the hell up and admit it.. The only funny people on this board are Creek, Me, and Groucho Marx.

[Xiomera]

I tried to find Creek's famous hambugular story, but I couldn't . . . that was priceless.


Too bad nothing remains from the Shasta McNasty days.

[WMD]

I tried to find Creek's famous hambugular story, but I couldn't . . . that was priceless.


Too bad nothing remains from the Shasta McNasty days.

One thing bugged me about that post.. He was spelling it "hamburgerlar".

[WMD]

Oh, and.. http://www.nfldraftcountdown.com/forum/showpost.php?p=303619&postcount=25

[Xiomera]

Upon further review, there do exist a few of the less controversial debates between Shasta and I . . .

A classic from the days following Randy Moss' trade to the Raiders:
http://www.nfldraftcountdown.com/forum/showpost.php?p=1604&postcount=17

And here is a classic line that I remember to this day for some reason:
http://www.nfldraftcountdown.com/forum/showpost.php?p=1624&postcount=37

[Xiomera]

Might be a few gems in here:

http://www.nfldraftcountdown.com/forum/showthread.php?t=834&highlight=shasta

[Jakey]

Hahah lmao...i like that hamburgeler story, that is exactly why i made this thread :)

[WMD]

Might be a few gems in here:

http://www.nfldraftcountdown.com/forum/showthread.php?t=834&highlight=shasta


People always try too hard to be funny in those threads.. it's sad.

[Xiomera]

Some classics on this page:

http://www.nfldraftcountdown.com/forum/showthread.php?p=563712&highlight=clamidia#post563712


Highlights:

The Xio vs. D-Unit debate is like choosing between gonorrhea and syphillis. Either way, everyone loses and will need a healthy dose of pennicillin...

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Can't we all just agree that Xio and D-Unit are both missing chromosomes?
Yeah, D is missing his Y chromosome, making him a woman.

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STD viruses are small comparisons of mere mortal men...

I am like the BUBONIC PLAGUE!!!!


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Looking back on this thread, I just realized that I willingly nicknamed myself "Clamidia". WTF was I thinking?

[Twiddler]

My favorite of all time has to be frogstomp's monkey post. Honestly, it was a thing of beauty. (in response to kick mike hass's legendary thread and the picture of a monkey was all red x'ed so I added a similar one)

Here's a picture of me not caring. From now on, whenever you post something, remember to come back here and look at this. This will save me time from having to post it every time you make a post.

http://www.hedweb.com/animimag/monkey.jpg

You'll notice I'm a monkey. Sadly, reading that forced me down the evolutionary ladder. You bastard.

[RoyHall#1]

Hahaha. Anyone familiar with the AFFL, go read the most recent page, take note of OSUGiants sig, and then read the last post in the media thread. He -repped me for it.

[wiscbadgerfootball]

haha I like bearsfan51's quote in that thread

from article Moses to enter draft Pope Undecided

"Jesus unavailable for comment."

also

this what I call a intelligent mockdraft - its controversial but its the closest thing to what will happen on draftday (as for right now). Show me a better mockdraft. i doubt u can.

from that ridiculous mock draft

[raiderz4life]

There was a certain quote from etk that i particularly liked...it was concerning Jessica Simpson and her facial features....but i had to take it off my sig :(

[ironman4579]

Posted originally by gbpackers I believe.

http://www.uploadgeek.com/uploads456/1/grf.jpg

[SuperKevin]

Not one mention of the HinesWardJr photo conversation????

For shame