Greatest Invention Ever????

[kwilk103]

http://deadspin.com/371798/also-its-more-difficult-to-sexually-harass-a-tap

[tEk]

i would love a place similar to that. good find kwik. ps winkidy wink!

[Brent]

That dude is going to filthy rich.

[Cashmoney]

Wise man, well beyond his years. It's funny that right about the time I started to think if that was legal or not and if they could monitor that, they started talking about how they are going to do that. Coincidence? I think not.

[bsaza2358]

Very smart. Keeps servers from giving away free drinks as well. I think a lot of states will be against it, but it is pretty damn cool.

[wingboy2999]

I don't know how people didn't think of this already.

[awfullyquiet]

sweet odins raven.

that's AWESOME.

major issue. You won't know how drunk you are until you get off your fat ass. and stand up. pouring drink after drink will be awesome though.

who wants a 3 minute keg-to-mouth drip?!

[art vandelay]

To answer your question:

The Printing Press

[bored of education]

Best inventions evers is the internetz by Al Gorez

[jayceheathman]

How do they know the person is going to pay for it? Its monitored but he could easily get his beer and walk out.

[Cashmoney]

How do they know the person is going to pay for it? Its monitored but he could easily get his beer and walk out.

Maybe it's like a Buffet. You just pay a certain amount and then get a table.

[SaintsFanForLife]

I would just lay on the table and put my head under the tap and just have at it.....I would also be broke..

[SaintsFanForLife]

How do they know the person is going to pay for it? Its monitored but he could easily get his beer and walk out.

Im sure you will have to give them a credit card for the table..

[fischbowl]

Damn, kwilk, I thought this was a fleshlight thread

[terribletowel39]

How do they know the person is going to pay for it? Its monitored but he could easily get his beer and walk out.
Umm.....can't you do that now at a bar?? Or even restaurant??

[GB12]

Umm.....can't you do that now at a bar?? Or even restaurant??
Yeah, I don't see how it's any different than that. And if it was a big concern they could just have you pay up to the limit at the beginning and then refund what you didn't drink when you leave.

[wingboy2999]

I would just lay on the table and put my head under the tap and just have at it.....I would also be broke..

That's basically how your mom does it.

[VoteLynnSwan]

Very smart. Keeps servers from giving away free drinks as well. I think a lot of states will be against it, but it is pretty damn cool.

well i don't see why if states are so against it they couldn't just lower it to say 5 beers worth instead of the 11 that it currently is at. After that point a server will have to come over and see if they should be allowed to continue to drink, at which point they could reset the device for a few more beers or whatever.


This is a terrific idea, and something that is extremely marketable, and actually significantly easy to monitor and control. People will go to a place like that just for the novelty of it, and plus they don't have to give tips...

[TheBuffaloBills]

They should invent a toilet attachment on the bottom of your chair so you dont have to get up to go to the bathrooms at a bar or buffet.

[steelersgirl5]

They should invent a toilet attachment on the bottom of your chair so you dont have to get up to go to the bathrooms at a bar or buffet.

that would probably be the greatest thing ever whilst in a drunken state.

[terribletowel39]

They should invent a toilet attachment on the bottom of your chair so you dont have to get up to go to the bathrooms at a bar or buffet.
that would be silly. the best way to gauge how drunk someone is to watch them walk. i think someone already brought that up earlier in the thread. plus how lazy can you be where you don't want to walk to the bathroom to take a piiss, you would rather sit and carry on a conversation with your friends while taking a leak.

[steelersgirl5]

Very smart. Keeps servers from giving away free drinks as well. I think a lot of states will be against it, but it is pretty damn cool.

why would you ever EVER want servers to not give away free drinks...that keeps my life happy.

[themaninblack]

thats a great idea.

[wingboy2999]

that would be silly. the best way to gauge how drunk someone is to watch them walk. i think someone already brought that up earlier in the thread. plus how lazy can you be where you don't want to walk to the bathroom to take a piiss, you would rather sit and carry on a conversation with your friends while taking a leak.

I don't know about YOU but I stand up when I piss.

[terribletowel39]

I don't know about YOU but I stand up when I piss.
yea that was kinda my point. he thought it would be a good idea to attach a device to allow you to never get out of your chair and pee. i said it was dumb.....i can see how SG would find it appealing though. but it is still lazy.

[bored of education]

Blow Up Dolls are pretty bad ass as well

[regoob2]

Now where is the one for shots?

[bored of education]

Blow up dolls=getting laid and not spending money on dinner