The All Ugly Team

[bigbluedefense]

hey, just bc theyre athletes doesn't mean theyre pretty right? let's make the all ugly team.

QB: Jeff Garcia

FB: J.D. Runnels
RB: Marshawn Lynch

TE:?
LT: Pat McQuistan? No explanation needed really
LG:
C:
RG:
RT: Paul McQuistan

WR:

DE:
NT: Sam Adams?
UT: Terdell Sands
DE:

SAM:
MIKE:
WILL:

FS: Laron Landry
SS:
CB:

[terribletowel39]

Patrick Crayton and his bug eyes are not at all attractive.

[Cashmoney]

Taj Smith once he's drafted. Dude looks like a lizard.

[bored of education]

Taj Smith if he makes a team. Leonard Davis, Tomy Brady

[The Unseen]

Patrick Crayton and his bug eyes are not at all attractive.

Speaking of bug eyes.

Reche freakin' Caldwell.

[bigbluedefense]

Patrick Crayton and his bug eyes are not at all attractive.

theres gotta be someone uglier though.

[terribletowel39]

Speaking of bug eyes.

Reche freakin' Caldwell.
haha yea also another one. his brother is the same way. or however they are related. i believe brother.

[Cashmoney]

Taj Smith if he makes a team. Leonard Davis, Tomy Brady

We seem to think alike. I think the dude in your sig would pull more ladies than Taj Smith.

[bigbluedefense]

i need pictures ppl. haha, we'll edit the team as we reach a consensus agreement on certain guys.

[terribletowel39]

theres gotta be someone uglier though.
yea we need aq and steelersgirl in on this, i am a guy i never look for cute or not cute guys on the field.

[Turtlepower]

Ethan Albright

http://americancopywriter.typepad.com/blog/images/albright_sucks.jpg

[Jughead10]

Marshawn Lynch?

[no love]

Derek Smith MLB... ugly

[bigbluedefense]

Marshawn Lynch?

http://assets.buffalobills.com/uploads/players/A0AA35144AFC4267AA57B54832804613.jpg


hmmmm, he gives Travis Henry a run for the money.

[M.O.T.H.]

http://www.informationleafblower.com/blog/archives/jeff%20garcia-thumb.jpg

[bored of education]

http://www.informationleafblower.com/blog/archives/jeff%20garcia-thumb.jpg


I LOOOK NOTHING LIKE HIM!

[terribletowel39]

^^I almost can't even tell who the hell that is.

[Jughead10]

It's kind of messed up, but who was the FB from Oklahoma with what looks like bleach stains all over his face. Is he still in the NFL?

[Sveen]

http://www.raidersonline.org/images/paul-mcquistan.jpg
Paul McQuistan, OT, Oakland Raiders

http://lb.dallascowboys.com/images/McQuistan_Pat_150.jpg
Pat McQuistan, OT, Dallas Cowboys

[terribletowel39]

I remember him, I'm not sure of the name, but I think we know who goes down as the ugliest Long Snapper.

[steelersgirl5]

http://cache.viewimages.com/xc/53165768.jpg?v=1&c=ViewImages&k=2&d=17A4AD9FDB9CF1939847EC77F5F8D1CE7B19123CBAF1423E A40A659CEC4C8CB6
Joe Berger?

[M.O.T.H.]

O'Doyle Rules!

[MichaelJordanEberle (sabf)]

AJ Hawk
http://msnbcmedia3.msn.com/j/msnbc/Components/Photos/060729/060729_ajhawk_hmed_1p.hmedium.jpg

[mqtirishfan]

We cannot possibly do this before Owen Schmitt gets in the league.

[bigbluedefense]

http://cache.viewimages.com/xc/53165768.jpg?v=1&c=ViewImages&k=2&d=17A4AD9FDB9CF1939847EC77F5F8D1CE7B19123CBAF1423E A40A659CEC4C8CB6
Joe Berger?

eh, he's just chunky. he's not superugly like the mcquistan boys.

[Jughead10]

It's kind of messed up, but who was the FB from Oklahoma with what looks like bleach stains all over his face. Is he still in the NFL?

JD Runnels

http://assets.chicagobears.com/uploads/players/headshots/thumbs/71.jpg

[bored of education]

JD Runnels

http://assets.chicagobears.com/uploads/players/headshots/thumbs/71.jpg


OMG!!!!!!!!!!!!

[steelersgirl5]

It's kind of messed up, but who was the FB from Oklahoma with what looks like bleach stains all over his face. Is he still in the NFL?

Already posted.

[bigbluedefense]

laron landry is kinda ugly

http://images.usatoday.com/sports/_photos/2006/12/28/landry.jpg

[terribletowel39]

Peyton Manning is pretty fugly.
Matt Birk is on the ugly side.

Why is this so hard?? Are they really no that many ugly folk in the NFL??

[bigbluedefense]

Peyton Manning is pretty fugly.
Matt Birk is on the ugly side.

Why is this so hard?? Are they really no that many ugly folk in the NFL??

its hard to recognize so many faces when they have helmets on i guess.

[terribletowel39]

its hard to recognize so many faces when they have helmets on i guess.
like there are some folks that i would consider ugly, i'm thinking of them but just not enough on the ugly side to go on the All-Ugly team.

[M.O.T.H.]

What about Greg Lewis?

I was always thought he was pretty goofy looking. no offense.

[bigbluedefense]

like there are some folks that i would consider ugly, i'm thinking of them but just not enough on the ugly side to go on the All-Ugly team.

yeah, ideally we want guys that make you cringe when you look at their face at each position. im not sure if we can pull that off though.

[terribletowel39]

What about Greg Lewis?

I was always thought he was pretty goofy looking. no offense.
no offense to who?? haha

[senormysterioso]

WR- Aarron Moorehead
DT- Terdell Sands
QB- Jon Kitna, Duante Cullpepper, Manning Bros

[steelersgirl5]

Arnaz Battle.
Kiwaukee Thomas. (his eye placement bothers me.)

[M.O.T.H.]

no offense to who?? haha

to him...haha

[MooshooGawd]

Can Sam Cassell get an honorable mention as a CB? He's the ugliest dude in all of sports.

[terribletowel39]

I'm having a brain fart right now, but the Bucs safety. Out of Syracuse. If I recall correctly he had an ugly mug.

[Turtlepower]

I know it is the NBA, but my girlfriend says he looks like an Alien:

Chris Kaman

http://www.chriskamanonline.org/images/Chris_Kaman_Picture%20(9).jpg

[slightlyaraiderfan]

WR- Aarron Moorehead
DT- Terdell Sands
QB- Jon Kitna, Duante Cullpepper, Manning Bros
Damn, someone beat me to Sands...

http://o.aolcdn.com/art/sportsdata/nfl/players/hs_5691.jpg

[bigbluedefense]

i'll be back to check on this thread. let's keep the ugly rollin full force.

[steelersgirl5]

I'm having a brain fart right now, but the Bucs safety. Out of Syracuse. If I recall correctly he had an ugly mug.


Tanard Jackson.
He isn't horrible.

[senormysterioso]

Can Sam Cassell get an honorable mention as a CB? He's the ugliest dude in all of sports.
Sir Charles on Sam
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=67UL9oo7Dls

[Paul]

If the McQuistan brothers don't make this team it will be a sham.

[RaiderNation]

robert gallery

http://www.raidersonline.org/images/robert%20gallery.jpg
http://assets.espn.go.com/media/nfl/2004/0816/photo/g_gallery_il.jpg

[RaiderNation]

JD Runnels

http://assets.chicagobears.com/uploads/players/headshots/thumbs/71.jpg


i know some1 who has that skin disease

[Paul]

JD Runnels

http://assets.chicagobears.com/uploads/players/headshots/thumbs/71.jpg

I just feel bad for the guy. And not in the mean way, I sincerely feel bad for him.

[steelersgirl5]

Jack Lambert with his Dale Earnhardt lookin ass.

http://www.typophile.com/files/Lambert.jpg

I know he is a beast...and sorry TT, but for real.

[DeathbyStat]

Jeff Garcia's wife is hot though

[terribletowel39]

i know some1 who has that skin disease
i could be wrong but i believe those are called birthmarks.

[Turtlepower]

i could be wrong but i believe those are called birthmarks.

It is actually called vitiligo and it is where skin loses its pigmentation and because very white and pasty looking. It is actually the disease that Michael Jackson claims to have.

[YAYareaRB]

http://newsnuggets.files.wordpress.com/2007/03/caldwell.jpg

His eyes are CRRRRRAAAAZYYYYY!!!

[NY+Giants=NYG]

Jeff Garcia's wife is hot though

Yeah she is! he should not be on this list, just because he is married, and managed to pull in a playmate. That reedems one from everything.

[BaLLiN]

http://newsnuggets.files.wordpress.com/2007/03/caldwell.jpg

His eyes are CRRRRRAAAAZYYYYY!!!

yea when Patrick Craytons eyes were mentioned all i could think of was Reche

[Bosanac01]

Alge Crumpler looks like beatle juice.

[Primetime21]

i could be wrong but i believe those are called birthmarks.

Yea you are mistaken its called Vitiligo. http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Vitiligo
I agree with Paul, man must of had it pretty tough when he was growing up.

[terribletowel39]

Yea you are mistaken its called Vitiligo. http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Vitiligo
I agree with Paul, man must of had it pretty tough when he was growing up.
Eh....Vitiligo....Birthmarks....they are all the same. :-|

[thebow305]

this may be the gayest thread out...

And doesn't JD Runnels have like a form of skin disease...

keep it classy guys...

[terribletowel39]

this may be the gayest thread out...
it could get trumped by an All-Hott Team.

[thebow305]

it could get trumped by an All-Hott Team.

Haha... very true...

[steelersgirl5]

it could get trumped by an All-Hott Team.

I think it would actually be an easier pick to do 'all-hott' players.
the NFL as a whole isn't really bad looking.

[GermanSaint]

caldwell for WR

http://thesportshernia.typepad.com/blog/images/reche_caldwell_insane_1_1.jpg

charles grant alias the gumba head for DE
http://i.a.cnn.net/si/images/football/nfl/players/5911.jpg

[OSUGiants17]

http://thesportshernia.typepad.com/blog/images/2007/12/17/orton.jpg
Kyle Orton = uglier then Jeff

[Sveen]

He isn't exactly ugly, but the tooth thing he's got going on is just weard.

http://www.foxnews.com/images/253834/0_61_strahan_michael.jpg
Michael Strahan, DE, New York Giants

----

This guy isn't in the NFL (thank god), but I'm nominating him anyway. He's got to have the best posture ever.

http://www.joe-ks.com/archives_jul2004/FatFootball.jpg
Some Guy, OL, Some Team

[OSUGiants17]

http://www.jordanaco.com/kevin.jpg
Kevin Mawae
or
http://assets.espn.go.com/photo/2006/1128/nfl_nick_275.jpg
http://www.nypost.com/seven/10272006/photos/jets114a.jpg
Nick Mangold

p.s. why are all the Jets centers ugly?

[GermanSaint]

kevin mawae isnt ugly ....

but try hank fraley and olin kreutz for ugly centers.... oh yeah jeff faine , too.

[Brent]

http://graphics8.nytimes.com/images/2006/12/03/sports/03backups.1.600.jpg
I'd put Cutler before Garcia. Garcia, at least, dated a playboy playmate.

[Sveen]

Kyle Orton has my vote for QB on this team :)

[GB12]

http://graphics.fansonly.com/photos/schools/lou/sports/m-footbl/03-04roster/HS_spitz_jason.jpg
Jason Spitz, I laugh everytime I see this picture.

[doingthisinsteadofwork]

Chris Henry looks pretty strange.

[fenikz]

if ugly can gte you this

http://theburiedlead.com/wp-content/images/carmella.jpg

i'll be ugly



DAMN YOU GARCIA

[GermanSaint]

deleted ! ( because iam german ... )

[ATLDirtyBirds]

laron landry is kinda ugly

http://images.usatoday.com/sports/_photos/2006/12/28/landry.jpg


I don't think he's terrible, like some of the others.

[Jakey]

German Saint...that might be pushing the boundaries of racism???

[Cashmoney]

German Saint...that might be pushing the boundaries of racism???

He's German, what do you expect? :)

[Go_Eagles77]

Eagles WR Bill Sampy

http://www.philadelphiaeagles.com/uploads/photos/perm/main/DILNCPEBEFAC/sampy_hs2006_060516.jpg

[GermanSaint]

German Saint...that might be pushing the boundaries of racism???

why exactly ?

some guys making fun of the thing JD Runnels have , but i cant make fun of Peterson ? whats the problem with this ? he can be white or asian , i would do the same .... how do you know that iam not afro too ?

He's German, what do you expect? :)

oh yes and all americans are stupid , dont know nothing about culture , are fat, love pistols and do not know where europe is ....

oh and i wearing lederhose and eating sausage all day .... yamm yamm !

[Cashmoney]

why exactly ?

some guys making fun of the thing JD Runnels have , but i cant make fun of Peterson ? whats the problem with this ? he can be white or asian , i would do the same .... how do you know that iam not afro too ?



oh yes and all americans are stupid , dont know nothing about culture , are fat, love pistols and do not know where europe is ....

oh and i wearing lederhose and eating sausage all day .... yamm yamm!

Hmmm.... So that's what my ancestors must've been like.

[GermanSaint]

Hmmm.... So that's what my ancestors must've been like.

but i can tell you what .... because you seem to be very well informed ... on some other boards , where actually somebody cares , your posting would mean instant ban !

i hope you would have the courage to say it again to some german people...

at the end YOU was the racist-ass

[slightlyaraiderfan]

if ugly can gte you this

http://theburiedlead.com/wp-content/images/carmella.jpg

i'll be ugly



DAMN YOU GARCIA
You'll also need lots and lots of money aswell.

[neko4]

Donald Driver aint ugly, but he has some big ass ears
http://i.a.cnn.net/si/2005/football/nfl/specials/preview/2005/08/02/nfl.workout.driver0808/t1_driver1.jpg
Clearly one of the ears is bigger and weighs him down


He just looks goofy
http://o.aolcdn.com/art/sportsdata/nfl/players/hs_7200.jpg


Looks like a killer...
http://i.a.cnn.net/si/images/football/nfl/players/5178.jpg



Colin Cole
http://o.aolcdn.com/art/sportsdata/nfl/players/hs_6644.jpg

[JagHombre22]

John Henderson's field goal gapped teeth have to be on there somewhere...

[Cashmoney]

but i can tell you what .... because you seem to be very well informed ... on some other boards , where actually somebody cares , your posting would mean instant ban !

i hope you would have the courage to say it again to some german people...

at the end YOU was the racist-ass

Ha! You seem to have missed the point where half of my ancestry is German. Jesus, learn to take a joke.

[M.O.T.H.]

Chris Canty isnt ugly but, his face is a little off since getting hit in the eye w/ that bottle. He's still a cool dude, though. One of my favs. haha.

[casskid]

Was there some rule that excluded Devin Hester from this vote?

[JT Jag]

but i can tell you what .... because you seem to be very well informed ... on some other boards , where actually somebody cares , your posting would mean instant ban !

i hope you would have the courage to say it again to some german people...

at the end YOU was the racist-assYour granddad was a nazi.

Ooh, burn.

[neko4]

http://assets.chicagobears.com/UserFiles/Image/story_photos/LovieDevin_inside121306.jpg

[GermanSaint]

Ha! You seem to have missed the point where half of my ancestry is German. Jesus, learn to take a joke.

if its true ,you have to know that in these days its very bad style doing these kind of jokes , because its simply not true . germany has one of the highest foreigner rates in europe ( for a reason ) . Jesus learn more of your ancestry.

[Cashmoney]

if its true ,you have to know that in these days its very bad style doing these kind of jokes , because its simply not true . germany has one of the highest foreigner rates in europe ( for a reason ) . Jesus learn more of your ancestry.

Nah, I'll pass.

[GermanSaint]

Your granddad was a nazi.

Ooh, burn.

yes , he shot your grandaddy down in normandie .... and he was having great fun :rolleyes:

Nah, I'll pass.

better , because i dont trust in you to understand things other than posting one-liners of spam

[neko4]

yes , he shot your grandaddy down in normandie .... and he was having great fun :rolleyes:



better , because i dont trust in you to understand things other than posting one-liners of spam
Im part Italian part Filipino
So half of me was screwed by your allies

[GermanSaint]

please can we stop the witch-hunt now ?

[Cashmoney]

better , because i dont trust in you to understand things other than posting one-liners of spam

Ok, and I'll trust you to never understand sarcasm in posts. Cool, It's a deal.

[GermanSaint]

Ok, and I'll trust you to never understand sarcasm in posts. Cool, It's a deal.

since i have to manage two languages , i can live with that

the funny fact in the whole "sarcasm" thing is, that the biggest motion of modern National Socialism was foundet in san quentin

[Cashmoney]

http://images.askmen.com/galleries/men/peyton-manning/pictures/peyton-manning-picture-1.jpg

[neko4]

http://images.askmen.com/galleries/men/peyton-manning/pictures/peyton-manning-picture-1.jpg


Stop making fun of forestt gump just because he's slower than you

[Cashmoney]

Stop making fun of forestt gump just because he's slower than you

Peyton Manning impregnating Tyra Banks = http://members.fortunecity.com/delanay/coneheads2.jpg

[Vikes99ej]

Chad Clifton is a handsome man.

http://backfieldinmotion.org/mba/golf-tourney/chad_Clifton.jpg

[Cashmoney]

I guess UT football doesn't churn out the Brad Pitt's of the NFL.

[BigJohn98]

http://www.jaguars.com/team/images/players/180x180/player(1684)180x180.jpg

[DHVF]

Surprised no one has mentioned Laurence Maroney, as he's just not a pretty man.
http://multimedia.bostonherald.com/images/f7f9ba1438_maroney10222007.jpg

[kalbears13]

Derek Anderson
http://z.about.com/d/cleveland/1/7/Q/T/-/-/Anderson_Derek.jpg

Kamerion Wimbley
http://cuyahogalibrary.org/uploadedImages/YourSpace/KidSpace/Browns/wimbley-kamerion150.jpg

Hank Fraley
http://z.about.com/d/cleveland/1/7/V/T/-/-/Fraley_Hank.JPG

[Paul]

If were going to do players on our teams...

Ken Hamlin isn't exactly a looker
http://www.broomecountydallascowboyfanclub.com/images/Hamlin_1.jpg

Neither is Bigg, but i dare you to tell him that...
http://www.dallascowboys.com/images/Davis_PC_330.jpg

Kinda of speaks for itself
http://i24.tinypic.com/j0hgdj.jpg

[JT Jag]

http://www.jaguars.com/team/images/players/180x180/player(1684)180x180.jpgHey, hey.... Joey Z is a sexy man (no ****). Don't do him like that.

[Nitschke-Hawk]

It was mentioned earlier about Tennessee guys. I guess Justin Harrell has good days and bad days so I'm doing it for the sake of the thread. Plus I like the guy (not that way) so I don't mean harm.

Bad day Justin Harrell

http://i.packers.com/pg/harrell_justin_2007/photo4.jpg

Okay day Justin Harrell

http://i.packers.com/pg/harrell_justin_2007/photo6.jpg

Good day Justin Harrell

http://www.packers.com/team/players/harrell_justin/

[neko4]

Play Madden 2002 and look at all the players with Mullets, its funny

[skinzzfan25]

http://redskins.com/uploads/photos/perm/main/LOJGCHEJKLOF/75383154_10sp2.jpg
Pete Kendall kinda looks like Don Vito hahaha

And every year Smoot has been with the Redskins, he gave out the 'Tyrone Hill award' for the ugliest Skin.
http://thesportshernia.typepad.com/blog/images/2007/05/09/tyrone_hill_ladies_man.jpg

This years winner was Stephon Heyer hahahaaha

http://redskins.com/uploads/photos/temp/main/NOIALEHEPMHA/Heyer_Stephon.jpg_cmyk2.jpg

[Paul]

Justin Herrell looks like a bigger Carl Winslow.

[LonghornsLegend]

Can Sam Cassell get asst coaching spot or something, he deserves to be on any all ugly team :D

[Nitschke-Hawk]

Play Madden 2002 and look at all the players with Mullets, its funny

They still got em now, it's sad.

[neko4]

http://media.collegepublisher.com/media/paper410/stills/482bp582.jpg
Head Coach?

http://www.mnsu.edu/news/articles/images/external/freepress/childress2.jpg
Assistant?

[DHVF]

Can Sam Cassell get asst coaching spot or something, he deserves to be on any all ugly team :D
http://farm1.static.flickr.com/24/59450028_81d7c52772.jpg

[devinhester=R.O.Y 2006]

I have two basketball players that can contend with Sam Cassell. Look at Joakim Noah and Charlie Villanueva.

http://thenastyboys.files.wordpress.com/2007/06/noah.jpg
Joakim Noah

http://www.nba.com/media/espanol/CharlieVillanueva_250.jpg
Charlie Villanueva

[Nitschke-Hawk]

http://media.collegepublisher.com/media/paper410/stills/482bp582.jpg
Head Coach?

http://www.mnsu.edu/news/articles/images/external/freepress/childress2.jpg
Assistant?

Ehh Holmgren's just chunky and looks like Santa Claus, Childress surely qualifies and he resembles a pedophile/crazy science teacher.

I don't want to say this about a man of God like Tony Dungy, But I've been wondering a while about his grill... look at it sideways.

http://msnbcmedia4.msn.com/j/msnbc/Components/Photos/z_Projects_in_progress/NFL_coach_comparison_ap/NFLcoach_dungy_tony.widec.jpg

And Belichick looks bad at times.

http://msnbcmedia4.msn.com/j/msnbc/Components/Photos/040103/040103_belichick_vmed_10a.widec.jpg

They don't cal him the Big Tuna for nothing.

http://img.timeinc.net/golfonline/images/2005/10/parcells_299.jpg

http://usversusthem.files.wordpress.com/2007/07/charlie-weiss.jpg

Finding the coaching staff is a lot easier. I'm leaving out candidates like Rob Ryan, Rod Marinelli, Mike McCarthy pre Packers (at one point had a pornstache) and Romeo Crennel.

[devinhester=R.O.Y 2006]

http://cache.daylife.com/imageserve/07AI3ywb1Q6lg/610x.jpg

I wonder if the NFL would make him cut his hair as well?

[johbur]

http://www.raidersonline.org/images/paul-mcquistan.jpg
Paul McQuistan, OT, Oakland Raiders

http://lb.dallascowboys.com/images/McQuistan_Pat_150.jpg
Pat McQuistan, OT, Dallas Cowboys

That's just not right. What's worse is those guys are millionaires and thus likely able to find some gold diggers to accept their misshapen seed and allow them to continue their lineage.

At least Paul has it down: Business up front and party in the back!

[M.O.T.H.]

To be fair...Pat Mcquistan has since sexied up...he was introduced to soap and now rivals the likes of Tom Brady and Matt Leinart in the looks department.

Before
http://i46.photobucket.com/albums/f149/brickman08865/pat2.jpg

After
http://i46.photobucket.com/albums/f149/brickman08865/pat.jpg

Ooooo la la...I think heaven's missing an angel. Gorgeous.

[Caddy]

Don't forgot former Buc running back Greg Comella.

http://i.a.cnn.net/si/images/football/nfl/players/4557.jpg

[TimD]

If this was for the NHL, Jiri Hudler would have this hands down.

http://prodtsn.tsn.ca/images/stories/20060122/hudler_6863.jpg

[Pacific]

I have two basketball players that can contend with Sam Cassell. Look at Joakim Noah and Charlie Villanueva.

http://thenastyboys.files.wordpress.com/2007/06/noah.jpg
Joakim Noah

http://www.nba.com/media/espanol/CharlieVillanueva_250.jpg
Charlie Villanueva


I don't think Villanueva is even worth mentioning in this one. Noah is the ugliest thing on the planet.

[bam bam]

Terrell Suggs.

[DHVF]

Terrell Suggs.His teeth frighten me.

[LonghornsLegend]

Ehh Holmgren's just chunky and looks like Santa Claus, Childress surely qualifies and he resembles a pedophile/crazy science teacher.

LMAO dead on w/ Childress, I actually lol'd

[PackerLegend]

We need some kickers and punters!!! I just thought of a kicker.. Josh Brown some1 posted his picture and he looked really messed up. He also had a tattoo of something on his ankle or foot that made me question his sexuality.
honorable mention: Martin Garmatica (whatever his name), Ryan Longwell goofy looking

Add David Carr to the QBs guy looks like a tard plus he wears those ugly *** white gloves.
honorable mention: Jake Plummer although he is kinda retired.

[RaiderNation]

owner http://partmule.com/blog16/wp-content/uploads/2007/08/al_davis.jpg

[A Perfect Score]

r sisxxxle is beryugly. sooooo uglt. a;lso, socotst player its tsnotvery ugly . ahowbver, scarllett jodansson is not ugly at all hehjehhehe :(*;9 :(:* p[s anwyas all ugly team funnt abghahahahahaha

[Modano]

Tight End: Anthony Fasano

http://vmedia.rivals.com/uploads/1004/23762.JPG

[Cashmoney]

To be fair...Pat Mcquistan has since sexied up...he was introduced to soap and now rivals the likes of Tom Brady and Matt Leinart in the looks department.

Before
http://i46.photobucket.com/albums/f149/brickman08865/pat2.jpg

After
http://i46.photobucket.com/albums/f149/brickman08865/pat.jpg

Ooooo la la...I think heaven's missing an angel. Gorgeous.

Looks like his herpes isn't flaming anymore as well.

[Primetime21]

r sisxxxle is beryugly. sooooo uglt. a;lso, socotst player its tsnotvery ugly . ahowbver, scarllett jodansson is not ugly at all hehjehhehe :(*;9 :(:* p[s anwyas all ugly team funnt abghahahahahaha

Dont drink and post.

[neko4]

Dont drink and post.
Sir, post the ABC's starting from O and ending at W.
It looks like were gonna have to give him a PUI

[stephenson86]

dexter coackley - OLB
marty booker - WR
bo scaifer - TE
matt birk - C
travis laboy - DE
lenny walls - CB
lamont thompson - FS
robert mathis - DE
bob whitfield - OT
olin kreutz - C
jordan gross - OT
jeff garcia - QB
warrick dunn - RB
randy starks - DT

[stephenson86]

http://o.aolcdn.com/art/sportsdata/nfl/players/hs_7289.jpg

[Woody56]

CB Andre Dyson

http://www.newyorkjets.com/image_assets/1161/dyson_andre.jpg

[Addict]

Jonathan Stewart's head is shaped like a pear....

http://www.jonathanstewart.org/images/jonathan-stewart-pic1.jpg

[Chief49er]

A. J. Hawk and Derek Smith at LB dude, they is fugly!

http://i264.photobucket.com/albums/ii184/whbrawer/dereksmith.jpg

http://i133.photobucket.com/albums/q42/cscukanec/AJHawk.jpg

[Brent]

the funny fact in the whole "sarcasm" thing is, that the biggest motion of modern National Socialism was foundet in san quentin
This makes no sense. What does sarcasm have to do with Socialism?

Also, A.J. Hawk looks like a Neanderthal.

[CT Bronco Fan]

http://graphics8.nytimes.com/images/2006/12/03/sports/03backups.1.600.jpg
I'd put Cutler before Garcia. Garcia, at least, dated a playboy playmate.

Jay Cutler is pure hotness, you need to get your eyes checked.

[Thunder&Lightning]

http://www.bluegraysky.com/images/samardzija_knows.jpg

[AkiliSmith]

http://www.metronews.ca/xmlFiles/CPNews/s030314A.jpg

[JT Jag]

http://i.a.cnn.net/si/2007/players/01/09/nfl.workout0115/p1_brees.jpg

[BaLLiN]

http://i.a.cnn.net/si/2007/players/01/09/nfl.workout0115/p1_brees.jpg

the only real ugly thing about him is that birthmark on the side of his face

[Thunder&Lightning]

http://i.a.cnn.net/si/2005/players/11/08/first.person1114/t1_orton.jpg

[neko4]

http://stillfootball.files.wordpress.com/2007/11/kosar1.jpg
Ugliest release

[Staubach12]

Wow... you know it's a slow offseason when this thread gets this many responses.

Anyway, Eirc Young from Lane has to be on there. I can't find a good photo, but check out the profile.

http://www.nfldraftcountdown.com/scoutingreports/og/ericyoung.html

[Staubach12]

http://stillfootball.files.wordpress.com/2007/11/kosar1.jpg
Ugliest release

Ew.... gross.

[GaMeTiMe]

I don't know, but some of you guys seem to have a very creepy high standard for your NFL players and their looks. Some of these guys you're posting are perfectly normal looking =/

[Cashmoney]

Wow... you know it's a slow offseason when this thread gets this many responses.

Anyway, Eirc Young from Tennessee has to be on there. I can't find a good photo, but check out the profile.

http://www.nfldraftcountdown.com/scoutingreports/og/ericyoung.html

Fixed it for you. And this only furthers my statement about UT players that I made earlier. LOL

[GermanSaint]

drew brees isnt anything near ugly .... he is a dressman with a little scratch , thats all . some of you guys would love to look like him :D

[steelersgirl5]

To be fair...Pat Mcquistan has since sexied up...he was introduced to soap and now rivals the likes of Tom Brady and Matt Leinart in the looks department.
I'm so glad Tony Romo was not included in this. He is NOT cute. but good call on Brady and Leinart.

http://www.metronews.ca/xmlFiles/CPNews/s030314A.jpg

I was wondering when someone would mention Ben.

[Addict]

I am shocked an appaled that this man has not been mentioned.

http://www.redskins.com/uploads/photos/perm/main/NKBABMGABGJP/AlbrightDallas2.jpg

Ethan "Red Devil" Albright.

[Go_Eagles77]

I am shocked an appaled that this man has not been mentioned.

http://www.redskins.com/uploads/photos/perm/main/NKBABMGABGJP/AlbrightDallas2.jpg

Ethan "Red Devil" Albright.

From the first page...

Ethan Albright

http://americancopywriter.typepad.com/blog/images/albright_sucks.jpg

[ChezPower4]

Ray Nitschke and Jack Lambert, Damn ugly men right there.

[Addict]

From the first page...

:o I completely missed it.

[Addict]

http://cache.boston.com/bonzai-fba/Globe_Photo/2005/02/13/1108314301_6783.jpg
russ hochstein

[Jakey]

Takeo Spikes has got a strange head to neck ratio...it is like a pea sitting on a hill.

[neko4]

http://www.vikingssportsplus.com/images/fb01.jpg
Johnny U, RIP
He was a good lookn dude

[Jakey]

http://i224.photobucket.com/albums/dd22/Jakey70/ME.jpg



Oh sorry, i thought this was the hot-posters thraed. My bad :D

[KCJ58]

even if it was that picture wouldn't fly

[Primetime21]

Something is just strange with DJ Hackett.

http://seattletimes.nwsource.com/ABPub/2007/11/18/2004021876.jpg

[Jakey]

Something is just strange with DJ Hackett.

http://seattletimes.nwsource.com/ABPub/2007/11/18/2004021876.jpg

EDIT: Ok prehaps not

[KCJ58]

http://www.catsandbeer.com/uploads/2007/05/cutler_jay_mug.jpg

[neko4]

i wonder, can you stick your tongue out when they take your pic?

[Jakey]

Jay Cutler reminds me of Eric Burdon...the leadsinger of the animals.

[neko4]

http://www.catsandbeer.com/uploads/2007/05/cutler_jay_mug.jpg

Stan: Dude! Dude, that's Jay Cutler over there! Quarterback for the Denver Broncos! Kyle: Oh my God! Producer: Would you boys like to meet him? Stan: Are you serious?? Producer: Jay, I want you to meet Stan and Kyle. They broke a hundred thousand points on Guitar Hero. Jay: Wow, really? Nice to meet you guys. Stan: Nice to meet you! I mean, you kind of suck, but my dad says you might be good someday. Jay: Thanks...

[Addict]

punter:

http://media.scout.com/Media/Image/50/503593m.jpg

mr. Andy Lee.

[WinslowBodden]

Ted Washington Will Eat Your Babies.

[WinslowBodden]

http://im1.shutterfly.com/procserv/47b5cc23b3127cce95f016e88fd100000046108AauXDVyzZtF

Just an ugly concept.

[The Unseen]

http://www.jaguars.com/team/images/players/180x180/player(2720)180x180.jpg
Adam Podlesh, Jaguars' punter.

He looks like he's 10-years old when he's got his helmet on.

[JagHombre22]

http://www.jaguars.com/team/images/players/180x180/player(2720)180x180.jpg
Adam Podlesh, Jaguars' punter.

He looks like he's 10-years old when he's got his helmet on.

this is so true....

[M.O.T.H.]

I'm so glad Tony Romo was not included in this. He is NOT cute. but good call on Brady and Leinart.


ha...You know you have those deep feelings for Tony. How could you not? I bet he makes your knees go weak. Don't kid yourself...just go w/ it. :)

http://msnbcmedia.msn.com/j/apmegasports/200612252018730813311-pf.hmedium.jpg

[Gay Ork Wang]

http://i.a.cnn.net/si/2005/players/11/08/first.person1114/t1_orton.jpg
U wish ud look like him

[the dude]

http://i115.photobucket.com/albums/n281/Anders_skak/atari-bigby-783795.jpg

atari bigby

http://i115.photobucket.com/albums/n281/Anders_skak/1689.jpg

samie parker

[JagHombre22]

http://www.ee.duke.edu/~drsmith/cloaking/predator.jpg

VS.

http://www.thecrockedpot.com/blogger/uploaded_images/atari-bigby-783795.jpg

they ARE related...

[Go_Eagles77]

http://www.ee.duke.edu/~drsmith/cloaking/predator.jpg

VS.

http://www.thecrockedpot.com/blogger/uploaded_images/atari-bigby-783795.jpg

they ARE related...

Don't forget

http://graphics.boston.com/resize/bonzai-fba/Globe_Photo/2007/07/16/1184641130_3814/300h.jpg

[RaiderFan]

Don't forget

http://graphics.boston.com/resize/bonzai-fba/Globe_Photo/2007/07/16/1184641130_3814/300h.jpg

lol thats funny

[RaiderFan]

http://www.ee.duke.edu/~drsmith/cloaking/predator.jpg

VS.

http://www.thecrockedpot.com/blogger/uploaded_images/atari-bigby-783795.jpg

they ARE related...

Thats Really funny

[M.O.T.H.]

Floyd Mayweather Sr. is the predator for real.

http://sportswrap.berecruited.com/wp-content/uploads/2007/05/floyd-mayweather-sr-predator.jpg
http://www.boxnews.com.ua/photos/1005/Floyd-Mayweather-Sr.jpg
http://www.dailycomedy.com/images/jokes/b/0_pg2_g_mayweather_sr_195.jpg

[JagHombre22]

ahhahahahaha

[steelersgirl5]

ha...You know you have those deep feelings for Tony. How could you not? I bet he makes your knees go weak. Don't kid yourself...just go w/ it. :)

http://msnbcmedia.msn.com/j/apmegasports/200612252018730813311-pf.hmedium.jpg

There's something about it. I'm just not on the Romo board. he isn't ugly by any means....bbbuuuttt see no need to swoon.

[AkiliSmith]

http://o.aolcdn.com/art/sportsdata/nfl/players/hs_6882.jpg
Stacy Andrews

http://www.femmefan.com/site/images/lookerspics/lookers3/Hines_Ward.jpg
Hines Ward

[Jakey]

^ Hines is badass! Awesomeness!

http://i44.photobucket.com/albums/f26/Mollytay2290/Hines.jpg

http://i91.photobucket.com/albums/k312/jami_28_1972/hines.jpg

http://pittsburghdish.typepad.com/photos/uncategorized/ward.jpg

http://www.post-gazette.com/images4/051307_rad_SPT_2_Steelers_230.jpg

[steelersgirl5]

http://o.aolcdn.com/art/sportsdata/nfl/players/hs_6882.jpg
Stacy Andrews

http://www.femmefan.com/site/images/lookerspics/lookers3/Hines_Ward.jpg
Hines Ward

Never considered Hines Ward ugly...but this picture is horrible!!!

[YAYareaRB]

Floyd Mayweather Sr. is the predator for real.

http://sportswrap.berecruited.com/wp-content/uploads/2007/05/floyd-mayweather-sr-predator.jpg
http://www.boxnews.com.ua/photos/1005/Floyd-Mayweather-Sr.jpg
http://www.dailycomedy.com/images/jokes/b/0_pg2_g_mayweather_sr_195.jpg

http://www.stuff.co.nz/images/328373.jpg
http://www.teamup.co.nz/NR/rdonlyres/356806EC-B0D1-4C2D-8FEE-28B3179D770E/0/Secimagesp_45TanaUmaga.jpg

Ohhhhh yyyyyyeah they're all related!!!

[soybean]

about albright and the mcquistan (sp?) brothers

i think usually if you're fat and red headed there's little to no chance of winning a beauty/hunk contest. no offense to anyone on this board that might be a fat red head.

on the bright side they probably have a very nice personality :D

[Bosanac01]

we need to have the same thread for hockey players.

[thefridge15]

I didnt take the time to look thru this thread so there may be some repeats:

Josh Cribbs
http://www.clevelandbrowns.com/graphics/images/5566.r.jpg

Joe Nedney
http://i.a.cnn.net/si/images/football/nfl/players/3565.jpg

Jake Plummer
http://dwil.files.wordpress.com/2007/03/jakep1.jpg

Nate Kaeding
http://i.a.cnn.net/si/images/football/nfl/players/6824.jpg

[Bosanac01]

http://dwil.files.wordpress.com/2007/03/jakep1.jpg

=

http://farm3.static.flickr.com/2350/1568210127_099de1c399_o.jpg

[Go_Eagles77]

Eagles WR Jamal Jones...

http://www.whodeyfans.com/uploaded_images/jamal-793671.jpg

[Nitschke-Hawk]

Ehhh Mayweather Sr looks awful balding with dreads eww .

[AkiliSmith]

http://i.a.cnn.net/si/images/football/nfl/players/4522.jpg
Scott Player


How has this not been posted?

[EvilMonkey]

http://i.a.cnn.net/si/images/football/nfl/players/4522.jpg
Scott Player


How has this not been posted?

because its the "All Ugly Team" not the "All Beastly Facial Hair Team"

[MooshooGawd]

I always thought Kordell Stewart was one ugly mo-fo too. He had broils or something all over him.

[M.O.T.H.]

http://i.a.cnn.net/si/images/football/nfl/players/4522.jpg
Scott Player


How has this not been posted?

Only a bandana and a few thousand dollars worth of steroids away from being Hulk Hogan.

[Paul]

http://i.a.cnn.net/si/images/football/nfl/players/4522.jpg
Scott Player


How has this not been posted?

What are you talking about, look at that thing. That's a top shelf 'stache right there. Can't be mad at that.

[gsorace]

http://i.a.cnn.net/si/images/football/nfl/players/4522.jpg
Scott Player


How has this not been posted?

What? Most men would pay to look that badass.

[Im_a_Romosexual]

his facemask is ugly

http://www.ssur.org/articles/images/ArizonaCardinals_player-10web.jpg

[Thunder&Lightning]

im sorry might not be NFL but when i think of ugly athletes you just gotta think of ovech

http://misterirrelevant.com/wp-content/uploads/2007/10/handsome-alexander-ovechkin.jpg

[Bosanac01]

im sorry might not be NFL but when i think of ugly athletes you just gotta think of ovech

http://misterirrelevant.com/wp-content/uploads/2007/10/handsome-alexander-ovechkin.jpg

That's why i said we need to have a thread like this for hockey players, that'll be easy to fill up... and ovech is ugly but not as bad as most, i mean you can see all of his teeth.

[Cunningham]

recently retired matt lepsis
http://www.denverbroncos.com/resources/custom/Team/lepsis_mug.jpg

and to the people that posted jake plummer, he pretty much redefined the definition of 'hot'
http://thefeed.blogs.com/photos/uncategorized/jake.jpg

[fischbowl]

http://media.scout.com/Media/Image/24/247145m.jpg

Kelly Jennings has a head shaped like a blown up balloon

[traced]

http://i.a.cnn.net/si/images/football/nfl/players/6824.jpg

=

http://www.buddytv.com/articles/South_Park/Images/leopold_butter_scotch_southpark.jpg

Maybe it's just me...

[AllDayFootball724]

tony hunt

[gsorace]

http://media.scout.com/Media/Image/24/247145m.jpg

Kelly Jennings has a head shaped like a blown up balloon

He kind of looks like Poot from The Wire, if anybody knows what I'm talking about

[Primetime21]

He kind of looks like Poot from The Wire, if anybody knows what I'm talking about

Yea he does. The wire is so sick.

http://www.vh1.com/shared/media/images/movies/people/b/busey_gary/150x223.jpg
I dont care if he isnt in the NFL, if we have a thread about ugly people he needs to be in it.

[d34ng3l021]

http://i.a.cnn.net/si/2007/players/01/09/nfl.workout0115/p1_brees.jpg

So...Sexy...

[Brent]

I always thought Kordell Stewart was one ugly mo-fo too.
http://a12.g.akamaitech.net/7/12/621/000/espn.go.com/media/nfl/2001/0724/photo/a_kordell_ht.jpg
Seriously, he's pretty fugly.

[bigbluedefense]

ive been pretty busy lately, ill update it once i get the chance to read through all these pages.

[LonghornsLegend]

http://a12.g.akamaitech.net/7/12/621/000/espn.go.com/media/nfl/2001/0724/photo/a_kordell_ht.jpg
Seriously, he's pretty fugly.

AHHAHAHAH How could I forget about Kordell's cynder block head and the acne craters he used to get :D


I really dont know if Popeye Jones has been mentioned, but he makes Sam Cassel look like a Sean John model.

http://www.nba.com/media/mavericks/popeyejones102102.jpg


Str8 outta Space Jam.

[Vikes99ej]

http://blogmedia.thenewstribune.com/media/users/frankhughes/babinmug.jpg

http://img2.timeinc.net/ew/dynamic/imgs/030606/183410__joey_l.jpg

[jefgg]

Peyton Manning looks like Rocky Dennis. I don't care how great of a quarterback he is. Bruce Gradkowski of the Raiders looks like a caveman. He should be on a Geico commercial. Jeff Gaycia is butt ugly, but his beard ... I mean wife ... was in Playboy. Kyle Orton and Jay Cutler get dishonorable mention. Who said the quarterbacks are pretty boys?

Anquan Boldin is one of the toughest wide receivers and one of the ugliest.

Marshawn Lynch looks like The Predator.

David Diehl anchors the offensive line of the all ugly team. He's another caveman. He is butt ugly even by lineman standards.

If I was making an ugly hall of fame Mark Rypien and Carl Banks would be charter members.

[Hawk]

http://www.clublexus.com/forums/attachments/es300-and-es330/113727d1194053211-es300-a-c-or-cabin-filter-change-97-01-holy-thread-revival-batman.jpg

[Gay Ork Wang]

This is a zombie thread
http://img156.imageshack.us/img156/5488/threadnecromancyjk7.jpg

[BeerBaron]

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v613/BeerBaron/thread_necromancer.png

[wogitalia]

Is necro thread reviver not the greatest first post ever though.

The guy has literally signed up to NFLDC so he could search for an "All Ugly Team" thread to post who he thinks are the ugliest players going around.

How could that not constitute a great contribution to society...

http://cdn0.knowyourmeme.com/i/28444/original/14982d1245688120-goalkeeper-vs-phalanx-necropost-kitten.jpg

[General Zod]

How is Phillip Rivers not in this thread?
http://funnyhub.com/content_images/5687_2844_stupid-philip-rivers-face.jpg

[SuperMcGee]

Because he was only 13 when it was created.

[fenikz]

even at that young age most of us could tell he would be an ugly person

[GhostDeini]

http://farm1.static.flickr.com/190/447223898_e5abb693e3.jpg

[dj825]

I think Jimmy Clausen deserves to be on this team

[MetSox17]

AJ Hawk is definitely one ugly ************.

[Addict]

Because he was only 13 when it was created.

fair enough.

this guy was pretty ugly.

http://mlom.files.wordpress.com/2009/09/jack_lambert_oi171.jpg

[BradysKnee]

Dan ******* Klecko. I removed him from rosters in Madden so I didn't have to see his face.
http://www.esquire.com/cm/esquire/images/DJ/dan-klecko-rookie-pic-lg.jpg

[Addict]

Leroy Hill's head looks like a *****.

http://seattletimes.nwsource.com/ABPub/2009/01/24/2004041045.jpg