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TheBuffaloBills
04-01-2008, 05:47 PM
I think this was appropriate to put in the NFL Draft Forum.

If your team drafts someone then you must say what your going to do about it.

For Example, If the Bills draft Lamar Myles or Jermichael Finley, I will go out and buy a custom made Bills jersey with their name on it.

So far their is no one the Bills could draft that would make me turn off the TV and sleep... But maybe for you.

We will be able to brew up some Ideas before draft and see If any team picked the players that were named.

etk
04-01-2008, 09:23 PM
If the Bucs draft Joe Flacco I will convert to Islam. If they draft DeSean Jackson I will personally write a death threat to Jon Gruden.

If the Bucs draft Dre Moore or Trevor Laws I will buy tickets ASAP.

RAZERSAINTS
04-01-2008, 09:35 PM
If thebuffalobills does not stop starting stupid threads. I will get me a Jason David jersey.

MetSox17
04-01-2008, 09:36 PM
If the Bucs draft Joe Flacco I will convert to Islam. If they draft DeSean Jackson I will personally write a death threat to Jon Gruden.

If the Bucs draft Dre Moore or Trevor Laws I will buy tickets ASAP.

lol you're gonna be the first one on the radar if that were to happen.

And if the Cowboys draft Felix Jones in the first round, ESPECIALLY if they
do so ahead of Mike Jenkins, Limas Sweed or Devin Thomas..
I will hope he busts so Jerry and Wade could learn their lesson.
I'm sure he will, so i don't think that'll be a problem.
Plus, i will have to buy a new television set, because my current one
will have a broom stuck through it.

vidae
04-01-2008, 09:37 PM
If the Chiefs draft Matt Ryan.. I don't know, I have nothing, but no Matt Ryan please!

Flyboy
04-01-2008, 09:44 PM
If the Saints draft Ketwan Balmer at 10, I'll punch etk in the ovaries.

DeSean Jackson will a flatout playmaker in the league.

TheBuffaloBills
04-01-2008, 09:50 PM
If thebuffalobills does not stop starting stupid threads. I will get me a Jason David jersey.

This thread has potential.... I already got 2 solid chuckles

BaLLiN
04-01-2008, 09:55 PM
If the Giants draft Dan Connor in the first, I swear to god, i will punch my grandma in one of her surgically repaired hips. Then I will pray to god we dont play him at WLB or at all except Special Teams.

If the Giants draft Reggie Smith, ill go buy a custom jersey a boldly predict him wearing #28 (coincidence becasue Gibril was 28)

foozball
04-01-2008, 09:56 PM
if the texans draft jonathan stewart, i will eat his toe

if the texans draft branden albert, i will give him a foot massage before and after every game

T-RICH49
04-01-2008, 09:56 PM
If the Chiefs draft Jeff Otah at 5 let alone any pick I will travel to Arrowhead and put a hurting on Carl Peterson

TheBuffaloBills
04-01-2008, 10:01 PM
If the Bills draft Philip Merling, I will go to work on my day off.

Hermstheman83
04-01-2008, 10:02 PM
If Jake Long falls to the chiefs, I will personally do a backflip off my couch.

Flyboy
04-01-2008, 10:03 PM
If Jake Long falls to the chiefs, I will personally do a backflip off my couch.

But what if they don't take him?

T-RICH49
04-01-2008, 10:06 PM
But what if they don't take him?

then I can not be held responsible for the things I will do to Herm and Carl

Im_a_Romosexual
04-01-2008, 10:07 PM
If the Cowboys draft Chris Johnson, I will write a love letter to Jerry Jones.

OregonDucks
04-01-2008, 10:10 PM
If the raiders take sedrick ellis, I will be happy.

If the raiders draft dmac with they will I will be pissed!

BeerBaron
04-01-2008, 10:16 PM
Chad Henne will be a terrible pro starter.

If the bears draft matt ryan, especially if they trade up, my screams of agony will be heard on Marklar

MetSox17
04-01-2008, 10:16 PM
If the Cowboys draft Chris Johnson, I will write a love letter to Jerry Jones.

ditto.
or jamaal football :D

proshoota25
04-01-2008, 11:22 PM
if the patriots trade away another first round pick this year i was personally go up to bill belichick and smack him with my camcorder

Brent
04-01-2008, 11:27 PM
If Groves and Gosder Cherilus end up in Niner uniforms... my head will explode (in a good way).

JT Jag
04-01-2008, 11:54 PM
Mark my words!

Not a single WR in this draft will end up any better then a #2.

sporkdevil
04-02-2008, 12:01 AM
Matt Ryan falling to Chicago. Or Chicago trading up for him. I just want Brohm to fall to the 2nd.

Paranoidmoonduck
04-02-2008, 12:06 AM
If the Raiders take Vernon Gholston I'm going to either go for a very long walk or get very wasted (weather dependent).

Billingsley26
04-02-2008, 12:08 AM
if the patriots trade away another first round pick this year i was personally go up to bill belichick and smack him with my camcorder

Why in the hell would you say that? There is no one the Pats really need at #7 unless Gholston or Long fell to them which is looking HIGHLY unlikely. What do you want then? LB? Keith Rivers, or who ever you want probably wont be picked until #15. CB? They are a dime a dozen in this draft, and we can nab a great one after #7. I dont understand at all. In fact, I want them to trade out of this pick, and I think it will happen.

Flyboy
04-02-2008, 12:10 AM
If the Raiders take Vernon Gholston I'm going to either go for a very long walk or get very wasted (weather dependent).

Any particular reason why? :confused:

Paranoidmoonduck
04-02-2008, 12:10 AM
Any particular reason why? :confused:

He'd be remarkable redundant for the team and I don't really think he's even a top 10 prospect in this draft.

ChezPower4
04-02-2008, 12:43 AM
If the packers draft a TE in the first round I will go wear a bears jersey on both sundays the bears play the packers. Don't draft a damn TE in the first TED!

My brother will destroy my TV if the lions take another WR in the first. What will Matt Millian do?

proshoota25
04-02-2008, 09:12 AM
Why in the hell would you say that? There is no one the Pats really need at #7 unless Gholston or Long fell to them which is looking HIGHLY unlikely. What do you want then? LB? Keith Rivers, or who ever you want probably wont be picked until #15. CB? They are a dime a dozen in this draft, and we can nab a great one after #7. I dont understand at all. In fact, I want them to trade out of this pick, and I think it will happen.

sorry, i should have rephrased that..... what i actually meant was trading the entire pick away for like a 2009 first rounder.... ideally i would like to move down to the 15-20 area. sorry for the confusion

Addict
04-02-2008, 09:20 AM
If the Raiders take Vernon Gholston I'm going to either go for a very long walk or get very wasted (weather dependent).

Real men do both simultaniously

FizzyFalcons
04-02-2008, 09:21 AM
If the Falcons draft Wesley Woodyard, I will pop bottles with his family members.

bearsfan_51
04-02-2008, 09:25 AM
If the Bears draft a player, I will eat a lot of nachos and soil myself.

Jakey
04-02-2008, 09:28 AM
Mark my words...if the Steelers draft a kicker in the 1st round, i will poop on Omar Epps' head. Guaranteed!

ManOverboard
04-02-2008, 11:01 AM
If the Jets take Matt Ryan I will put my god damn head through by brand new HDTV.

terribletowel39
04-02-2008, 12:59 PM
If the Steelers draft a DB in Round One, I will turn off the TV and begin to nurse the nearest liquor bottle.

Jakey
04-02-2008, 01:01 PM
If the Steelers draft a DB in Round One, I will turn off the TV and begin to nurse the nearest liquor bottle.

It cant be that bad brother, we havnt got that many needs, so they will prolly go with the best value. That could very well be CB. Cason/Jenkins/DRC etc...

JMiah
04-02-2008, 01:05 PM
If the Pats get Vernon Gholston I will change my last name to Gholhammer.

terribletowel39
04-02-2008, 01:09 PM
It cant be that bad brother, we havnt got that many needs, so they will prolly go with the best value. That could very well be CB. Cason/Jenkins/DRC etc...
I just think it will be a waste when we don't really need one. And Groves will be on the board more than likely. Or we could possibly trade down with someone. Get more picks. Going with the thread title, mark my words, if it happens, I will be drunk by the middle of 2nd round.

Thunder&Lightning
04-02-2008, 01:37 PM
He'd be remarkable redundant for the team and I don't really think he's even a top 10 prospect in this draft.

id also like to know why you dont think hes a top 10 draft prospect that baffles me...

Jakey
04-02-2008, 02:18 PM
mark my words, if it happens, I will be drunk by the middle of 2nd round.

And you wont be anyways???

terribletowel39
04-02-2008, 02:20 PM
And you wont be anyways???
Naw, I like to enjoy my SaturDays. Its the night times, I am usually drinking but never drunk sir. Haven't been drunk since New Year's unfortunately.

Jakey
04-02-2008, 02:21 PM
Naw, I like to enjoy my SaturDays. Its the night times, I am usually drinking but never drunk sir. Haven't been drunk since New Year's unfortunately.

You built up the tolerance???

terribletowel39
04-02-2008, 02:24 PM
You built up the tolerance???
without going completely off topic. yes, i have a ridiculously high tolerance and rarely get drunk. it works though because i fully remember everything and just ride a little buzz the whole night.

Jakey
04-02-2008, 02:29 PM
Lol this is still off topic, but my dad is the same with guarn...i swear he could smoke an oz, and still be fine.

Right, back on topic...if the Steelers draft Limas Sweed i will cheer for exactly 5 minutes and 16 seconds!

mikehop05
04-02-2008, 02:34 PM
Right, back on topic...if the Steelers draft Limas Sweed i will cheer for exactly 5 minutes and 16 seconds!

And i will try to convince myself for 5 months and 16 days that that was a good pick.

Mark my words if the Steelers draft Gosder Cherlious i will be joining my fellow poster, TT, in the drunken festivities.

ChezPower4
04-02-2008, 02:41 PM
If the packers take james hardey i will drink myself into oblivion.

terribletowel39
04-02-2008, 02:43 PM
Going positive, if the Steelers draft Quentin Groves, I will....uh....drink in celebration!!!

and I'll be there with ya mike.

Jakey
04-02-2008, 02:45 PM
If the Steelers drafted Brandon Flowers at any point, i would do backflips!

mikehop05
04-02-2008, 02:47 PM
Going positive, if the Steelers draft Quentin Groves, I will....uh....drink in celebration!!!

and I'll be there with ya mike.

I second that.

I will be saving my money to buy lots of Steelers tickets in 2009 to watch the duo of Woodley and Groves rush the QB

etk
04-02-2008, 02:58 PM
If the Saints draft Ketwan Balmer at 10, I'll punch etk in the ovaries.

DeSean Jackson will a flatout playmaker in the league on a team like New England or New Orleans.

If the Saints draft Balmer at 10...my ovaries will burst from laughter and happiness before you get the chance to punch them. 2birds1stone.com: I no longer have to worry about the Bucs possibly drafting him, and our division rivals wasted a top 10 pick.

Corrected your 2nd comment.

Paranoidmoonduck
04-02-2008, 05:24 PM
id also like to know why you dont think hes a top 10 draft prospect that baffles me...

Because he's arguably the most one-dimensional defender that will go in the entire first round. What he does well he does really well, but there's no way he's more than a situational pass rusher his first year, and I question how much he can grow as a run defender.

Real men do both simultaniously

Damn San Francisco and their open alcohol container laws!

The Legend
04-02-2008, 07:04 PM
Packers Will Draft Brandan Albert If He Falls

Dr. Gonzo
04-02-2008, 07:05 PM
If the Vikings draft Phillip Merling I am going to **** on a child's head.

kalbears13
04-02-2008, 07:15 PM
I will be happy if the Browns have any draft picks by draft day.

SimonRath
04-02-2008, 07:27 PM
If the Falcons draft Matt Ryan, or GOD forbid trade up to the #1 pick and take him, i will go be a Bucs fan..

BamaFalcon59
04-02-2008, 07:35 PM
If the Falcons take a fat asss, slow defensive end who looks like a glazed donut, I will bruise my ribs with my fists. Possibly break a rib. Ditto with Justin King. At least King could be good in Madden, though.

If the Falcons take Ryan Clady or Jeff Otah with our number three overall I will do the same. Same with Sam Baker in round two. Josh Johnson. Early Doucet. Brad Cottam. Jason Jones from Eastern Michigan, the defensive end.

There are more, but I am a Falcons fan and we could use a lot of players, obviously.

Shocker of the draft would be Chilo Rachal over Branden Albert.