Favorite Quotes

[wiscbadgerfootball]

what are some of your guys' favorite quotes?

I'll share one of mine.. "We can bomb the world to pieces, but we can't bomb it into peace."- Michael Franti

[comahan]

"You cannot play God then wash your hands of the things that you've created. Sooner or later, the day comes when you can't hide from the things that you've done anymore."

-William Adama

[jballa838]

"You don't win silver, you lose gold." -Michael Johnson

[Gay Ork Wang]

"Free Pancakes" - I-Hop

[BeerBaron]

"Every time technology improves, we learn only that the universe is bigger and even more mysterious than previously thought."
-TMQ

" You can choose a ready guide in some celestial voice.
If you choose not to decide, you still have made a choice.
You can choose from phantom fears and kindness that can kill;
I will choose a path that's clear
I will choose freewill."
-Rush "Freewill" lyrics

"I don't know how, I don't know why, I only know that..."
-Me

[yourfavestoner]

"It's up to each and every one of us to turn loose of just some of the greed, the hatred, the envy, and yes, the insecurities, because that is the central mode of control, make us feel pathetic, small, so we'll willingly give up our sovereignty, our liberty, our destiny. We have GOT to realize we're being conditioned on a mass scale. Start challenging this corporate slave state! The 21st Century's gonna be a new century! Not the century of slavery, not the century of lies and issues of no significance, of classism and statism, and all the rest of the modes of control... it's gonna be the age of humankind, standing up for something PURE and something RIGHT! What a bunch of garbage, liberal, Democratic, conservative, Republican, it's all there to control you, two sides of the same coin! Two management teams, bidding for control of the CEO job of Slavery Incorporated! The TRUTH is out there in front of you, but they lay out this buffet of LIES! I'm SICK of it, and I'M NOT GONNA TAKE A BITE OUT OF IT! DO YA GOT ME? Resistance is NOT futile, we're gonna win this thing, humankind is too good, WE'RE NOT A BUNCH OF UNDERACHIEVERS, WE'RE GONNA STAND UP, AND WE'RE GONNA BE HUMAN BEINGS! WE'RE GONNA GET FIRED UP ABOUT THE REAL THINGS, THE THINGS THAT MATTER - CREATIVITY, AND THE *DYNAMIC* *HUMAN* *SPIRIT* THAT REFUSES TO *SUBMIT*! WELL THAT'S IT, that's all I've got to say. It's in your court now."
- Alex Jones

"People should not be afraid of their governments. Governments should be afraid of their people."
-V (paraphrase of James Madison)

"They tell you to listen, but they don't really tell you they mission
They funded Al-Qaeda, and now they blame the Muslim religion
Even though Bin Laden, was a CIA tactician
They gave him billions of dollars, and they funded his purpose
Fahrenheit 9/11, that's just scratchin' the surface"
-Immortal Technique

"In the beginning of a change the patriot is a scarce man, and brave, and hated and scorned. When his cause succeeds, the timid join him, for then it costs nothing to be a patriot."
-Mark Twain

"I'd rather be pushing flowers
Than to be in the pen sharing showers."
-Lil Wayne

[fischbowl]

"Bunch Of Savages In This Town"

-Randal Graves (Jeff Anderson)

[Paul]

"May you be half an hour in Heaven before the Devil knows your dead."

"An extraordinary guy can never have an ordinary day."

[Dr. Gonzo]

"My love for you is like a truck, BERSERKER! Would you like some making ****, BERSEKER! My Love for you is ticking clock, BERSERKER! Would you like to suck my ****, BERSERKER!"

- Olaf (Clerks)

[B-Dawk]

"Show me a hero, and I'll write you a tragedy." F. Scott Fitzgerald

[eaglesfan_45]

After eating an entire bull, a mountain lion felt so good he started roaring. He kept it up until a hunter came along and shot him. The moral: When you're full of bull, keep your mouth shut.

-Will Rogers

"Don't measure yourself by what you have accomplished, but by what you should have accomplished with your ability."

- John Wooden

My mother said to me, “If you are a soldier, you will become a general. If you are a monk, you will become the Pope.” Instead, I was a painter, and became Picasso.
-Pablo Picasso

[bantx]

My coach would always tell us this

"Fear not for the future, weep not for the past."

not sure who actually said it though

[neko4]

"May God have mercy upon my enemies, because I won't"
Patton

[KCJ58]

"Hit it, don't quit it."

[Turtlepower]

Mark Twain: "The man who does not read good books has no advantage over the man who can't read them."

[bearsfan_51]

"I like your Christ. I do not like your Christians, they are nothing like your Christ"
-Gandhi.

[doingthisinsteadofwork]

None are more hopelessly enslaved than those who falsely believe they are free.-Johann Wolfgang von Goethe

[slightlyaraiderfan]

I felt like putting a bullet between the eyes of every panda that wouldn't screw to save its species. I wanted to open the dump valves on oil tankers and smother all those French beaches I'd never see. I wanted to breathe smoke.

~ Narrator(Fight Club)

[The Unseen]

Ladies and gentlemen...Thomas Jefferson:

"Timid men prefer the calm of despotism to the tempestuous sea of liberty."

"There is nothing more unequal, than the equal treatment of unequal people."

"Democracy is 51% of the people taking away the rights of the other 49%."

"The democracy will cease to exist when you take away from those who are willing to work and give to those who would not."

"If people let government decide what foods they eat and what medicines they take, their bodies will soon be in as sorry a state as are the souls of those who live under tyranny."

"The legitimate powers of government extend to such acts only as are injurious to others. But it does me no injury for my neighbor to say there are twenty gods, or no god. It neither picks my pocket nor breaks my leg."

"I contemplate with sovereign reverence that act of the whole American people which declared that their legislature should make no law respecting an establishment of religion, or prohibiting the free exercise thereof, thus building a wall of separation between church and state."

"Government big enough to supply everything you need is big enough to take everything you have ... The course of history shows that as a government grows, liberty decreases."

"I believe that banking institutions are more dangerous to our liberties than standing armies."

"I believe that banking institutions are more dangerous to our liberties than standing armies. If the American people ever allow private banks to control the issue of their currency, first by inflation, then by deflation, the banks and corporations that will grow up around [the banks] will deprive the people of all property until their children wake-up homeless on the continent their fathers conquered. The issuing power should be taken from the banks and restored to the people, to whom it properly belongs."

"That government is best which governs the least, because its people discipline themselves."

"No nation was ever drunk when wine was cheap."

"Error of opinion may be tolerated where reason is left free to combat it."

"When a man assumes a public trust, he should consider himself as public property."

And some Lord of the Rings quotes:

"Forth, and fear no darkness! Arise! Arise, Riders of Theoden! Spear shall be shaken, shields shall be splintered! A sword day... a red day... ere the sun rises! Ride now!... Ride now!... Ride! Ride to ruin and the world's ending! Death! Death! DEATH!" King Theoden

Hold your ground, hold your ground! Sons of Gondor, of Rohan, my brothers! I see in your eyes the same fear that would take the heart of me. A day may come when the courage of men fails, when we forsake our friends and break all bonds of fellowship, but it is not this day. An hour of woes and shattered shields, when the age of men comes crashing down! But it is not this day! This day we fight! By all that you hold dear on this good Earth, I bid you *stand, Men of the West!*" Aragorn

[Addict]

"My love for you is like a truck, BERSERKER! Would you like some making ****, BERSEKER! My Love for you is ticking clock, BERSERKER! Would you like to suck my ****, BERSERKER!"

- Olaf (Clerks)

I LOVE THAT MOVIE.

"Russel: What's wrong?
Dante: My girlfriend sucked 37 dicks
Russel: ... in a row?"

also:

Russel's reenactment of the Lord of the Rings in clerks 2...

[OSUGiants17]

"I like your Christ. I do not like your Christians, they are nothing like your Christ"
-Gandhi.
I like this one better
"An eye for and eye makes the whole world blind"
-Gandhi

[A Perfect Score]

"Our deepest fear is not that we are inadequate. Our deepest fear is that we are powerful beyond measure. It is our light, not our darkness, that most frightens us. We ask ourselves, who am I to be brilliant, gorgeous, talented, and fabulous? Actually, who are you not to be? Your playing small doesn't serve the world. There's nothing enlightened about shrinking so that other people won't feel insecure around you. We are all meant to shine, as children do. We are born to make manifest the glory that is within us. It's not just in some of us, it's in everyone. And as we let our own light shine, we unconsciously give other people permission to do the same. As we are liberated from our own fear, our presence automatically liberates others."

-Nelson Mandela

[A Perfect Score]

I like this one better
"An eye for and eye makes the whole world blind"
-Gandhi

another gooe ghandi one

"you cannot shake hands with a closed fist."

[A Perfect Score]

I felt like putting a bullet between the eyes of every panda that wouldn't screw to save its species. I wanted to open the dump valves on oil tankers and smother all those French beaches I'd never see. I wanted to breathe smoke.

~ Narrator(Fight Club)

my personal favourite fight club quote is

"if you could wake up in a differant time, in a differant place, could you wake up as a differant person?"

[Xiomera]

"Those who make a trade out of foretelling the future rarely grow rich. Their attempts to deceive and too easily found out and arouse detestation. And yet it would be necessary to detest them much, much more if they foretold the future correctly. For a man's life would become intolerable, if he knew what was going to happen to him. He would be made aware of future evils, and would suffer their agonies in advance, while he would get no joy of present blessings since he would know how they would end. Ignorance is the necessary condition of human happiness, and it has to be admitted that on the whole mankind observes that condition well. We are almost entirely ignorant of ourselves; absolutely of others. In ignorance, we find our bliss; in illusions, our happiness."

-- The Gods Will Have Blood, Anatole France

[Canadian_kid16]

Here's a cheesy personal one that I like...

"You know you're in love when you can't fall asleep because reality is finally better than your dreams"- Dr. Suess

[619]

"Never knock on Death's door: ring the bell and run away! Death really hates that!"

- Doctor, Doctor, Matt Frewer

[fischbowl]

I LOVE THAT MOVIE.

"Russel: What's wrong?
Dante: My girlfriend sucked 37 dicks
Russel: ... in a row?"

also:

Russel's reenactment of the Lord of the Rings in clerks 2...

Randal not Russel, Addict

[EvilMonkey]

"I got a FEVER! And the only prescription...is MORE COWBELL!"
-Bruce Dickinson



On a more serious side, Teddy Roosevelt has a ton of great quotes:
"A vote is like a rifle; its usefulness depends upon the character of the user."

"Don't hit at all if it is honorably possible to avoid hitting; but never hit soft."

"Every immigrant who comes here should be required within five years to learn English or leave the country."

"Get action. Seize the moment. Man was never intended to become an oyster."

"Great thoughts speak only to the thoughtful mind, but great actions speak to all mankind."

"If you could kick the person in the pants responsible for most of your trouble, you wouldn't sit for a month."

"The only man who makes no mistakes is the man who never does anything."

"To announce that there must be no criticism of the president... is morally treasonable to the American public."

"With self-discipline most anything is possible."

[d34ng3l021]

All these Gandhi quotes are making me burst with indian pride.

"Success is not final, failure is not fatal: it is the courage to continue that counts."
Winston Churchill

[SuperMcgee]

Randal not Russel, Addict

Pretty sure he also wasn't the guy who uttered the great "in a row?" line.
Great stuff, regardless.

[Addict]

Randal not Russel, Addict

*goes to corner to cry in the fetal position*

I can't believe I got that wrong...

I watched Clerks two days ago :|

[dukies9101]

My favorite quote:

"I have missed more than 9000 shots in my career. I have lost almost 300 games. On 26 occasions I have been entrusted to take the game winning shot... and missed. And I have failed over and over and over again in my life. And that is why... I succeed."

Michael Jeffrey Jordan

[Addict]

Pretty sure he also wasn't the guy who uttered the great "in a row?" line.
Great stuff, regardless.

I think it was, it's his voice exactly even though you don't really see his face. I just always assumed it was Randal (still can't believe I got the damn name wrong.

[DChess]

Debbie (http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0005182/): I'm not gonna go to the end of the ******* line, who the **** are you? I have just as much of a right to be here as any of these little skanky girls. What, am I not skanky enough for you, you want me to hike up my ******* skirt? What the **** is your problem? I'm not going anywhere, you're just some roided out freak with a ******* clipboard. And your stupid little ******* rope! You know what, you may have power now but you are not god. You're a doorman, okay. You're a doorman, doorman, doorman, doorman, doorman, so... **** You! You ******* *** with your ******* little faggy gloves.
Doorman (http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0732497/): I know... you're right. I'm so sorry, I ******' hate this job. I don't want to be the one to pass judgement, decide who gets in. **** makes me sick to my stomach, I get the runs from the stress. It's not cause you're not hot, I would love to tap that ass. I would tear that ass up. I can't let you in cause you're old as ****. For this club, you know, not for the earth.
Debbie (http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0005182/): What?
Doorman (http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0732497/): You old, she pregnant. Can't have a bunch of old pregnant bitches running around. That's crazy, I'm only allowed to let in five percent black people. He said that, that means if there's 25 people here I get to let in one and a quarter black people. So I gotta hope there's a midget in the crowd.

[SuperMcgee]

I think it was, it's his voice exactly even though you don't really see his face. I just always assumed it was Randal (still can't believe I got the damn name wrong.

I think it's just a random customer, which really makes it even better.

[Addict]

I think it's just a random customer, which really makes it even better.

I'll re-check, I just remember the voice sounded a lot like Randal's, so I assumed.

[Addict]

I'll re-check, I just remember the voice sounded a lot like Randal's, so I assumed.

Yeah it's a random custumer. I got to stop watching movies while drunk and then trusting the memories I have of it.

Oh and by the way:

"don't want to talk to you no more, you empty headed animal food trough wiper. I fart in your general direction. Your mother was a hamster and your father smelt of elderberries. "

"You don't frighten us, English pig dogs. Go and boil your bottoms, you sons of a silly person. I blow my nose at you, so-called "Arthur King," you and all your silly English K-nig-hts."

Monty Python rocks...

[Go Blue]

"The only place that you will find success before work is in the dictionary"

[RoyHall#1]

"The only place that you will find success before work is in the dictionary"

"Show me a good loser, and I'll show you a loser."

[Go Blue]

"what the french toast?"

That orbit commercial cracks me up

[TheBuffaloBills]

"Make some dang quesadillas"

[yo123]

"Dont give up, dont even give up."

Emmitt Smith

[Gribble]

"I drink your MILKSHAKE!!! I drink it up!!!"

Daniel Plainview

[Cashmoney]

"Dont give up, dont even give up."

Emmitt Smith

This one wins.

[Bills2083]

Gentlemen, it is better to have died as a small boy than to fumble this football.
-John Heisman

We can't run. We can't pass. We can't stop the run. We can't stop the pass. We can't kick. Other than that, we're just not a very good football team right now.
- Bruce Coslet

If you don't make a total commitment to whatever you're doing, then you start looking to bail out the first time the boat starts leaking. It's tough enough getting that boat to shore with everybody rowing, let alone when a guy stands up and starts putting his jacket on.
-Lou Holtz

[Paul]

"Not now chief, I'm in the F****** zone."

[KCJ58]

"The difference between me and a homeless man is his job, I will do whatever it takes to survive. Like I did, when I was a homeless man."

Creed Bratton

[yo123]

I got a robe. It's not a robe really, it's just a towel that fits me.

I wanna hang a map of the world in my house. Then I'm gonna put pins into all the locations that I've travelled to. But first, I'm gonna have to travel to the top two corners of the map... so it won't fall down.

I seen a human pyramid before. It was very unnecessary. They didn't need to exist.

Mitch Hedberg

[LonghornsLegend]

"I'd rather be pushing flowers
Than to be in the pen sharing showers."
-Lil Wayne

I could pick quotables off that song all day, he murked that tracked, sick beat too.

[yourfavestoner]

I could pick quotables off that song all day, he murked that tracked, sick beat too.

The tight thing about that flow is that he made up that last verse soooooooo leaned out on one of the New Orleans Nightmare (number 9?) mixtapes a few months ago. It's tight to hear it on Millie.

[sweetness34]

"Dont give up, dont even give up."

Emmitt Smith

Stole that from Jimmy V's speech at the ESPY's...

"Don't give up, don't ever give up."

[YAYareaRB]

Stole that from Jimmy V's speech at the ESPY's...

"Don't give up, don't ever give up."

That whole Jimmy V speech was motivational.

[Bills2083]

Only a man who knows what it is like to be defeated can reach down to the bottom of his soul and come up with the extra ounce of power it takes to win when the match is even. --Muhammad Ali

The road to Easy Street goes through the sewer.
- John Madden

It's not the size of the dog in the fight, but the size of the fight in the dog.
- Archie Griffen

"You miss 100% of the shots you don't take"
-Wayne Gretzky

[jballa838]

MA, WE WANT THE MEATLoAF NOW! F***

[TitleTown088]

Marriage is an important step in life, It lets everyone knows you're not a ****.

Alec Baldwin

[princefielder28]

As you walk down the fairway of life smell the roses for you only get to play one round

[yo123]

Stole that from Jimmy V's speech at the ESPY's...

"Don't give up, don't ever give up."



I know but Emmitt butchered it, completely ruining a great quote for the rest of my life.

[yo123]

More Genious Emmitt Smith quotes

"My game-breaker go to Brett Favre."

"And when defense felt my will, it was a total different game then."

"The Packers don't has a running game."

"It takes a coach who know how to communicate."

"Brett Favre went into Dallas nine times and have a big goose egg."

"Let's see if he step up big today and play great for the Chargers."

"I love those style of play that the Tennessee Titans bring to the game."

"I'm concerned about a guy who fall down before get hits."

[Bills2083]

yo123, Emmitt Smith is not the only person who sometimes sounds like an idiot...
This was McGahee comparing Baltimore's training camp to Buffalo's...
"It's a more smarter training camp."

[terribletowel39]

"Bombing for peace is like f****** for virginity." - Protester

"Music washes away from the soul the dust of everyday life." - Berthold Auerbach

"Those who danced were thought to be quite insane by those who could not hear the music." - Angela Monet

[wingboy2999]

"One good thing about music
When it hits you feel no pain
So hit me with music"

- Bob Marley

[wingboy2999]

"Oh yeah... this spot hot"
- Marshawn Lynch

[LonghornsLegend]

The tight thing about that flow is that he made up that last verse soooooooo leaned out on one of the New Orleans Nightmare (number 9?) mixtapes a few months ago. It's tight to hear it on Millie.

whose original track is 'Millie'? That Drought 5 was the first I heard of it, ill have to check out the New Orleans nightmare I never get em because I cant tell whats going to be on them and I dont want the same songs on different mixtapes.

[yourfavestoner]

whose original track is 'Millie'? That Drought 5 was the first I heard of it, ill have to check out the New Orleans nightmare I never get em because I cant tell whats going to be on them and I dont want the same songs on different mixtapes.

It's an original Wayne track. It's set to be his next single, and it'll be on Carter 3.

[LonghornsLegend]

Wow...Wayne keep that hot ish coming...If he makes that his single its over.

[619]

a lyrical masterpiece. the end.

[Shiver]

In honor of the recent anniversary of his death:

Martin Luther King Jr.

A man who won't die for something is not fit to live.A genuine leader is not a searcher for consensus but a molder of consensus.A right delayed is a right denied.An individual has not started living until he can rise above the narrow confines of his individualistic concerns to the broader concerns of all humanity. Darkness cannot drive out darkness; only light can do that. Hate cannot drive out hate; only love can do that.Faith is taking the first step even when you don't see the whole staircase. I have a dream that my four little children will one day live in a nation where they will not be judged by the color of their skin, but by the content of their character. John Donne

No man is an island, entire of itself; every man is a piece of the continent, a part of the main. If a clod be washed away by the sea, Europe is the less, as well as if a promontory were, as well as if a manor of thy friend's or of thine own were. Any man's death diminishes me, because I am involved in mankind; and therefore never send to know for whom the bell tolls; it tolls for thee...Jesus

All things, therefore, that you want men to do to you, you also must likewise do to them...Isaac Newton

We build too many walls and not enough bridges.

[PackerLegend]

The 2 best quotes are both only 2 words long....

**** It - Almost Everyone
**** Happens - Almost Everyone

[wingboy2999]

The 2 best quotes are both only 2 words long....

**** It - Almost Everyone
**** Happens - Almost Everyone

Yes they are.

[MetSox17]

lol i must admit i laughed my ass off with those Emmitt quotes.

One of my fav's.

"If at first you don't succeed.. Skydiving is not for you"
- Woody Paige's chalkboard on ATH

[d34ng3l021]

Beast mode - Marshawn Lynch

[Brent]

They're paying me to record this, even more if you hear it. Somebody tell me what you think I should do with the money. Yes, friend tell me what you think I should do with the money. Exactly how much is it gonna cost to free Mumia? What's he gonna do with his freedom? Talk on the radio? Radio programming is just that - a brainwashin' gleamed of purpose. To be honest, some freedom of speech makes me nervous. And you, looking for another martyr in the form of a man, hair like a mane with an outstretched hand. In a roar of hearts, thoughts, reactionary defensiveness and counter intelligence. What exactly is innocence? F*ck it, I do believe in the existence of police brutality. Who do I make checks payable to? A young child stares at a glowing screen transfixed by tales of violence. His teenage father tells him that that's life, not that Barney sh*t. A purple dinosaur that speaks of love, a black man that speaks of blood, which one is keeping it real, son? Who manufactured your steel, son? Hardcore, ancient elements at the earth's core. F*ck it, I'mma keep speaking 'til my throats sore. An emcee told a crowd of hundreds to put their hands in the air. An armed robber stepped to a bank and told everyone to put their hands in the air. A Christian minister gives his benediction while the congregation hold their hands in the air. Love the image of the happy Buddha with his hands in the air. Hands up and feel confused, define tomorrow. Your belief system ain't louder than my car system.
-Saul Williams

[ronko88]

"Our deepest fear is not that we are inadequate. Our deepest fear is that we are powerful beyond measure. It is our light, not our darkness, that most frightens us. We ask ourselves, who am I to be brilliant, gorgeous, talented, and fabulous? Actually, who are you not to be? Your playing small doesn't serve the world. There's nothing enlightened about shrinking so that other people won't feel insecure around you. We are all meant to shine, as children do. We are born to make manifest the glory that is within us. It's not just in some of us, it's in everyone. And as we let our own light shine, we unconsciously give other people permission to do the same. As we are liberated from our own fear, our presence automatically liberates others."

-Nelson Mandela

Although this quote was used by Mandela in his inauguration speech, it is not an original quote.

[A Perfect Score]

Although this quote was used by Mandela in his inauguration speech, it is not an original quote.

well technically, it is. He changed alot of stuff from the original quote by taking out all references of god. The original quote was written by Marianne Williamson, and refernces God several times. Im not religious, so i like his version better. But i know what you are getting at, he did use someone elses words. And honestly, nelson mandela is the ****.

[TheGreatEscape]

Democracy is the pathetic belief in the collective wisdom of individual ignorance.
- Menken

How can one love Man and not loathe every creature who pretends to bear his name
- Ayn Rand
Beer is living proof that god loves us and wants us to be happy
- Benjamin Franklin

Anyway no drug, not even alcohol, causes the fundamental ills of society. If we're looking for the source of our troubles we shouldn't be testing people for drugs, we should test them for ignorance, stupidity, greed and love of power.
- PJ O'Rourke

Don't do drugs because you'll go to prison and drugs are real expensive in prison
- John Hardwick

[TheGreatEscape]

Because Brawndo's got electrolytes!

Don't worry scrote. There are plenty 'tards out there living really kick ass lives. My first wife was 'tarded. She's a pilot now.

[kalbears13]

See sig (Brady Quinn) \/ \/ \/

[holt_bruce81]

We got no food! We got no money! OUR PETS HEADS ARE FALLING OFF!!!

[fenikz]

Because Brawndo's got electrolytes!

Don't worry scrote. There are plenty 'tards out there living really kick ass lives. My first wife was 'tarded. She's a pilot now.

love that movie

[Gatz]

I just got some quotes...

Tiger Woods interview (just saw it today on espn)

"Some unimportant interviewer: 100 victories or 19 majors?

Woods: 19 majors.

-: 100 victories or 17 majors?

Woods: 19 majors

-: You already picked 19 in the question before, 100 victories or 17 majors?

Woods: 19 majors

Interviewer- Nicholson or you?

Woods: Me."

Badass.

[Turtlepower]

Plastics!!!

[kwilk103]

I just got some quotes...

Tiger Woods interview (just saw it today on espn)

"Some unimportant interviewer: 100 victories or 19 majors?

Woods: 19 majors.

-: 100 victories or 17 majors?

Woods: 19 majors

-: You already picked 19 in the question before, 100 victories or 17 majors?

Woods: 19 majors

Interviewer- Nicholson or you?

Woods: Me."

Badass.

dont diss scott van pelt like that

[Turtlepower]

It may have already been said, but:

"Moire cushion for the pushin'."

[TheGreatEscape]

love that movie

It and Lets go to prison are two of my favorite newer comedies.

[ronko88]

well technically, it is. He changed alot of stuff from the original quote by taking out all references of god. The original quote was written by Marianne Williamson, and refernces God several times. Im not religious, so i like his version better. But i know what you are getting at, he did use someone elses words. And honestly, nelson mandela is the ****.

Yes you are right, I wasn't trying to show you up or anything, my post was just informational.

[Bob Sanders Dreadlock]

I could go all day in this thread but here are a few...

""winning isn't everything..........its the only thing"

"Men are born to succeed, not to fail" -HT

"When I was sick, I didn't want to die. When I race, I don't want to lose. Dying and losing; it's the same thing"

“I firmly believe that any man's finest hour, the greatest fulfillment of all that he holds dear, is the moment when he has worked his heart out in a good cause and lies exhausted on the field of battle - victorious”

"There's no such thing as destiny. There are only different choices. Some choices are easy, some aren't. Those are the really important ones, the ones that define us as people. "

Personal foul - 69 Offense. He was giving him the business"

[Santonio10]

We got no food! We got no money! OUR PETS HEADS ARE FALLING OFF!!!

Lloyd: what are the chances of a guy like you and a girl like me ending up together?

Mary:not good.

Lloyd: not good like 1 out of 100?

Mary: more like 1 out of a million

Lloyd: so your tellin me theres a chance.