Compare NFL Players and Prospects to Animals

[Turtlepower]

I brought this up in the "Can Matt Ryan be a bear?" thread because I noted that Matt Ryan does not have the body type to be a bear. A bear is more suited for someone like JaMarcus Russell who is massive and has a strong arm. So here go some comparisons, and let's have some fun here.

JaMarcus Russell - A Bear (see above)

I'm way too tired to think of anymore, but I'm sure there are some good ones out there.

[Sportsfan486]

Just...no....

[Turtlepower]

Just...no....

Well you are no fun. I compare you to a sloth because you lack a sense of humor and are lame. =D

[d34ng3l021]

Terrell Owens - Female Dog (obvious reasons)

[LonghornsLegend]

MJD-Oompa Loompa?

[kwilk103]

owen schmitt---lion

[MetSox17]

you know what, since you brought this up, chad johnson reminds me exactly of a cheetah. sure, sounds far-fetched, but the slim legs with ridiculous agility and explosiveness.. that's a cheetah right there.

shoot, they even look alike.
http://i44.photobucket.com/albums/f30/ejones00/chadjohnsonpic.jpg
http://i44.photobucket.com/albums/f30/ejones00/Cheetah-Print-C10054489.jpg

[Jakey]

James Harrison didnt get the nickname silverback for nothing!

[Shane P. Hallam]

AJ Hawk = Caveman (Does that count?)

http://www.prnewswire.com/mnr/underarmour/24332/images/24332-AJ_Hawk_Click-Clack.jpg

http://metamedia.stanford.edu/imagebin/dumb-Neanderthal.jpg

[wingboy2999]

I feel this could get bad quickly.

[steelersgirl5]

http://i.a.cnn.net/si/2006/players/10/17/nfl.trash1023/t1_trash.jpg
http://azcoolchick0.tripod.com/azcoolchick0/hyena_U0101.jpg

[Jakey]

^ Hahahaha thats great! Love it!

[Jakey]

http://thesportshernia.typepad.com/blog/images/reche_caldwell_insane_1_1.jpg

http://growabrain.typepad.com/photos/uncategorized/big_eyes_1.jpg

[Crickett]

http://images.sportsline.com/images/cbs/sports/ssharpelg.jpg

http://www.ericsworld.com/Lisa/2002/December/ChristmasCanada/Horse1.JPG

Come on, you knew it was coming.

[Gay Ork Wang]

http://thestartingfive.files.wordpress.com/2007/12/mvick.jpg

http://www.storyblogger.de/wp-content/Hund.jpg

[EvilMonkey]

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v418/bawanaal/bigbabytdreturn.jpg
http://i31.photobucket.com/albums/c355/Candor7/pig.jpg

couldnt find a picture of a jumping elephant seal.....

[steelersgirl5]

http://www.girlstalksports.com/images/userimage/bus.jpg
http://animals.nationalgeographic.com/staticfiles/NGS/Shared/StaticFiles/animals/images/primary/black-spider-monkey.jpg

[Thunder&Lightning]

http://i132.photobucket.com/albums/q19/usctr0jans/Traded%20or%20Gone/laurencemaroney.jpg
http://i162.photobucket.com/albums/t270/Tiggernut/PB090035.jpg

Well you are no fun. I compare you to a sloth because you lack a sense of humor and are lame. =D

hahahaha

[CC.SD]

http://thesportshernia.typepad.com/blog/images/reche_caldwell_insane_1_1.jpg

http://growabrain.typepad.com/photos/uncategorized/big_eyes_1.jpg

FTW!!!!!!!!!!!!

[Brent]

http://www.goreydetails.net/images/items/jpeg1098596653.jpg

http://www.informationleafblower.com/blog/archives/jeff%20garcia-thumb.jpg

I thought it was funny.

[steelersgirl5]

^hahahahaahhaah

[LonghornsLegend]

http://thesportshernia.typepad.com/blog/images/reche_caldwell_insane_1_1.jpg

http://growabrain.typepad.com/photos/uncategorized/big_eyes_1.jpg


AHHAHAHAHAHAH

*flatline*


lmfao thats amazing, definately a match...Im still laughing at this.

[fischbowl]

http://assets.chicagobears.com/uploads/players/headshots/thumbs/71.jpghttp://www.jennifermarohasy.com/blog/archives/sunbear.jpg

[PackerLegend]

^^ that is cold and may have pushed it to far.

[M.O.T.H.]

A lot of these are really good, I'm impressed.

[Nitschke-Hawk]

http://i.a.cnn.net/si/2007/writers/arash_markazi/02/05/grossman/p1_grossman3.jpg
=
http://www.littlefolkspuzzle.com/catalog/1350-30PCFLOORPUZZLE-KITTEN.JPG

[Gay Ork Wang]

More like that:

http://www.iac.es/galeria/ncastro/Arte/dragon1.jpg

UNLEASH THE DRAGON!!

[steelersgirl5]

http://i.a.cnn.net/si/2007/writers/arash_markazi/02/05/grossman/p1_grossman3.jpg
=
http://www.littlefolkspuzzle.com/catalog/1350-30PCFLOORPUZZLE-KITTEN.JPG

http://i.treehugger.com/files/beaver.jpg'

[Go_Eagles77]

http://www.philadelphiaeagles.com/uploads/photos/perm/main/JOENEJALJMOD/bunkley_gal_060429.jpg

http://msnbcmedia1.msn.com/j/msnbc/Components/Photos/060219/060219_CinGorilla_vmed.widec.jpg

[Nitschke-Hawk]

Hahahahahahaah look at me I am gorilla man!!!!!!!!!!!! RRRRRRRRRRRRRRaaaaaarRRRRR

[YAYareaRB]

http://espn.go.com/photo/2006/1027/gore_275.jpg

http://www.itsadventuresouthwest.co.uk/main/en/images/activity_snaps/act_TANK.jpg

OH YYYYYYEAH!!

[MetSox17]

^ ..LOL...

[BeerBaron]

the neckbeard!!

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v613/BeerBaron/neckbeard.jpg

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v613/BeerBaron/lion.jpg

[bhaarat316]

http://blog.nj.com/giants_impact/2007/10/medium_zthomas.JPG

http://animals.nationalgeographic.com/staticfiles/NGS/Shared/StaticFiles/animals/images/primary/hammerhead-shark.jpg

http://michaelscomments.files.wordpress.com/2007/10/shark.jpg

[JT Jag]

http://www.jaguars.com/team/images/players/180x180/player(1849)180x180.jpg

http://www.ragingstormkennel.com/GatorSept%20002.jpg

[bhaarat316]

ahhahaha look at the dogs balls you should get flagged for that

[kalbears13]

ahhahaha look at the dogs balls you should get flagged for that

don't worry, the dog only has one.

[Gatz]

Henderson and the dog's expression looks exactly the same.

[Aftermath]

http://espn.go.com/photo/2006/1027/gore_275.jpg

http://www.itsadventuresouthwest.co.uk/main/en/images/activity_snaps/act_TANK.jpg

OH YYYYYYEAH!!

A tank is not an animal, it is an object lol

[Billingsley26]

the neckbeard!!

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v613/BeerBaron/neckbeard.jpg

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v613/BeerBaron/lion.jpg
you dont understand how *** Kyle Orton looks in this pic. Like WHOA!

[slightlyaraiderfan]

DeSean Jackson

http://www.ebdailynews.com/pics/padn/400xN/ebdn/2006-9-28-cal-jackson-feat

http://www.lyelldeerfarm.com/images/fawn2.jpg

[GB12]

NMUBurner22

http://www.hedweb.com/animimag/donkey.jpg

[BeerBaron]

DeSean Jackson

http://www.ebdailynews.com/pics/padn/400xN/ebdn/2006-9-28-cal-jackson-feat

http://www.lyelldeerfarm.com/images/fawn2.jpg






thats a terrible comparison!! the deer has at least 30-40 pounds on desean...that deer is going to sue your ass!

[yodapoop]

http://www.cbc.ca/gfx/topstory/sports/bulger_marc050108.jpg

http://img.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix/2007/03_02/polarDM1903_468x380.jpg

[EvilMonkey]

http://www.cbc.ca/gfx/topstory/sports/bulger_marc050108.jpg

http://img.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix/2007/03_02/polarDM1903_468x380.jpg

I agree....

[Jakey]

http://assets.chicagobears.com/uploads/players/headshots/thumbs/71.jpghttp://www.jennifermarohasy.com/blog/archives/sunbear.jpg

Hahahahahaha...i know that is harsh! But that is the funniest one yet :o

[art vandelay]

Posted this in a different thread too but...

Aqib Talib
http://media.scout.com/Media/Image/50/500579m.jpg

Franklin The Turtle
http://gamefactorygames.eu/Files/Billeder/MediaDB/Thumbs/13/00100_FeatureImage_jpg.jpg

[OSUGiants17]

http://www.espn.go.com/media/ncb/2006/0403/photo/a_noah_275.jpg
http://thenastyboys.files.wordpress.com/2007/06/noah.jpg
http://www.storyblogger.de/wp-content/Hund.jpg

fixed it for ya

[Gay Ork Wang]

http://i114.photobucket.com/albums/n266/ceomuscle58/coltripped.jpg
http://www.beepworld.de/memberdateien/members96/ingenioso/juni2907_schwein.jpg

[Go_Eagles77]

Haha nice.

[Go_Eagles77]

http://www.philadelphiaeagles.com/uploads/photos/perm/main/JOENEJALJMOD/bunkley_gal_060429.jpg

http://msnbcmedia1.msn.com/j/msnbc/Components/Photos/060219/060219_CinGorilla_vmed.widec.jpg

And to another eagles pick from that draft.

http://www.philadelphiaeagles.com/uploads/photos/perm/main/HCHECFOAKMOD/jeangilles_cmb470_060430.jpg

http://newsimg.bbc.co.uk/media/images/42131000/jpg/_42131086_hippo_416.jpg

[Gay Ork Wang]

No more :( i really liked it

[Brodeur]

http://www-personal.umich.edu/~samcat/joeymattmillenerm.jpg

to

http://lonestartimes.com/images/TexasTommy/panda_kid_jpeg.JPG

[Turtlepower]

http://msnbcmedia4.msn.com/j/msnbc/Components/ArtAndPhoto-Fronts/ENTERTAINMENT/080321/g-ent-080324-dacingwithstars-715p.widec.jpg

http://thephoenix.com/OutsideTheFrame/content/binary/happyfeet.jpg

[MetSox17]

damn.... that woman ^^ belongs in the hot chick thread.
she's smokin...

[cdub11]

http://thesportshernia.typepad.com/blog/images/reche_caldwell_insane_1_1.jpg

http://growabrain.typepad.com/photos/uncategorized/big_eyes_1.jpg


HAHAHA that is great!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[yodapoop]

http://www-personal.umich.edu/~samcat/joeymattmillenerm.jpg

to

http://lonestartimes.com/images/TexasTommy/panda_kid_jpeg.JPG


Brodeur, u are a God, I worship u. ALL HAIL BRODEUR, ALL HAIL!

[Bills2083]

http://i.a.cnn.net/si/images/football/nfl/players/2825.jpg

http://bp3.blogger.com/_hPuWsxeAFKA/RvoFs6HAW7I/AAAAAAAAATI/EA4cwna5RHI/s400/deer+in+headlights.JPG

[Bills2083]

http://www.denverbroncos.com/resources/custom/Team/2007/mckinley_alvin_mug07.jpg

http://www.steffx.com/prosthetics/prostop/caveman.jpg

[xooberon]

the neckbeard!!

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v613/BeerBaron/neckbeard.jpg

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v613/BeerBaron/lion.jpg

ahahahahahahhahahahhaha!!!

[akvikefan89]

I've always liked my Mike Tice comparisons:


http://i5.photobucket.com/albums/y176/akvikefan89/Message%20Board%20Stuff/index.gif

http://i5.photobucket.com/albums/y176/akvikefan89/Message%20Board%20Stuff/Gorilla471049.jpghttp://i5.photobucket.com/albums/y176/akvikefan89/Message%20Board%20Stuff/MikeTice_010702.jpg

[vikesrock28]

LOL

Ticket scalper Tice looks like he's calling, "All Aboard The Love Boat!"

[BaLLiN]

I've always liked my Mike Tice comparisons:


http://i5.photobucket.com/albums/y176/akvikefan89/Message%20Board%20Stuff/index.gif

http://i5.photobucket.com/albums/y176/akvikefan89/Message%20Board%20Stuff/Gorilla471049.jpghttp://i5.photobucket.com/albums/y176/akvikefan89/Message%20Board%20Stuff/MikeTice_010702.jpg

lol yea although he has the personality of a caveman, homer is at least funny