The IRC Movie Draft

[P-L]

Who: Patriots-Lions, stillaraidersfan, comahan, Charm City Byrdgang, Damix, JBond, snuff

What: Movie Draft

When: Now

Where: NFLDC Fantasy Forum

Why: Because we're bored

Rules: Ten rounds. Everyone will be drafting one producer, one director, one lead male, one lead female, one supporting male, one supporting female, and four supporting actors of whichever gender you choose. No time limit as of now seeing as we're all in IRC. If we decide we need one, we'll make one. You are picking the actors and NOT characters from pre-existing movies. Everyone is to make up their own plot and draft actors to fit the roles of their characters. If you have any questions, just ask. The draft order has been randomized. Also, rules can be added or changed if 4 or more participants agree.

Round 1
sarf - Sean Penn, Actor
Damix - Al Pacino, Actor
CCB - Sascha Baron Cohen, Actor
PL - Denzel Washington, Actor
commie - Johnny Depp, Actor
JBond - Jack Nicholson, Actor
snuff - Morgan Freeman, Actor
thule - Will Smith, Actor

Round 2
thule - Jamie Foxx
snuff - Rachel Weisz, Actress
JBond - Nicole Kidman, Actress
commie - Leonardo DiCaprio, Actor
PL - Russell Crowe, Actor
CCB - Natalie Portman, Actress
Damix - Jodie Foster, Actress
sarf - Martin Scorsese, Director

Round 3
sarf - Willem Dafoe, Actor
Damix - George Clooney, Actor
CCB - Will Ferrell, Actor
PL - Joaquin Phoenix, Actor
commie - Anthony Hopkins, Actor
JBond - Tom Hanks, Actor
snuff - Ralph Fiennes, Actor
thule - Halle Berry, Actress

Round 4
thule - Samuel L. Jackson, Actor
snuff - Christopher Nolan, Director
JBond - Hilary Swank, Actress
commie - Sir Ian McKellan, Actor
PL - Edward Norton, Actor
CCB - Scarlett Johansson, Actress
Damix - Paul Bettany, Actor
sarf - Uma Thurman, Actress

Round 5
sarf - Steve Buscemi, Actor
Damix - Elisha Cuthbert, Actress
CCB - Dave Chappelle, Actor
PL - Charlize Theron, Actress
commie - Cate Blanchett, Actress
JBond - Kevin Spacey, Actor
snuff - Dakota Fanning, Actress
thule - Steven Spielberg, Producer

Round 6
thule - Robert DeNiro, Actor
snuff - Peter Stormare, Actor
JBond - David Fincher, Director
commie - Adrien Brody, Actor
PL - Quentin Tarantino, Director and Producer
CCB - Vince Vaughn, Actor
Damix - Don Cheadle, Actor
sarf - Harvey Kietel, Actor

Round 7
sarf - Toby Maguire, Actor
Damix - Colin Farrell, Actor
CCB - Rainn Wilson, Actor
PL - Clive Owen, Actor
commie - Matt Damon, Actor
JBond - Judi Dench, Actress
snuff - Christian Bale, Actor
thule - Gabrielle Union, Actress

Round 8
thule - Brad Pitt, Actor
snuff - Kate Beckinsale, Actress
JBond - Peter O'Toole, Director
commie - Kate Winslet, Actress
PL - Naomi Watts, Actress
CCB - Christopher Walken, Actor
Damix - Keira Knightley, Actress
sarf - Benecio Del Toro, Actor

Round 9
sarf - Kevin Pollak, Actor
Damix - Peter King, Director
CCB - Judd Apatow, Director and Producer
PL - Bruce Willis, Actor
commie - Clint Eastwood, Director and Producer
JBond - Jerry Bruckheimer, Producer
snuff - Matthew Vaughn, Prodcuer
thule - Paul Haggis, Director

Round 10
thule - Brittany Murphy, Actress
snuff -
JBond - Alyson Stoner, Actress
commie - Mark Wahlberg, Actor
PL - Michael Madsen, Actor
CCB - Steve Carrell, Actor
Damix -
sarf -

[slightlyaraiderfan]

http://www.comune.palermo.it/Eventi/Palazzo%20Ziino/Secondo_Piano/weber/sean%20penn.jpg

Sean Penn

[Damix]

http://www.poster.net/pacino-al/pacino-al-photo-xl-al-pacino-6228225.jpg

Al Pacino

[Charm City Byrdgang]

http://www.hbo.com/alig/img/home/feature_2.jpg

YO! Iz selectz Ali G yo, Dat boy Sascha Baron Cohen. Word yo.




I needed the perfect wigger.

[P-L]

http://images.movieeye.com/store/images/denzel-washington-celebrity-photo.jpg

Denzel Washington, Actor

[comahan]

http://i.imdb.com/Photos/Events/2030/JohnnyDepp_Grani_1247119_400.jpghttp://eur.news1.yimg.com/eur.yimg.com/xp/corazon/20020228/537608224.jpg

Johnny Depp, Actor

[josh07039]

Is this just living actors?

[comahan]

Is this just living actors?

Yessir.

This post is too short.

[Shane P. Hallam]

Jack Nicholson (He'll always be great)

http://www.popmatters.com/images/popwire/061002-2.jpg

[snuff]

http://www.jonathanprice.de/Morgan_Freeman.jpg

Morgan Freeman to play Morgan Freeman's voice.

[snuff]

http://www.poster.net/weisz-rachel/weisz-rachel-photo-rachel-weisz-6200879.jpg
Rachel Weisz.

[Shane P. Hallam]

Nicole Kidman

http://adorocinema.cidadeinternet.com.br/personalidades/atores/nicole-kidman/nicole-kidman04.jpg

[comahan]

http://interaktiv.vg.no/filmextra/bilder/personer/leonardo_dicaprio.jpg

Leonardo DiCaprio, Actor

[snuff]

What a terrible pick...

[P-L]

http://www.funmunch.com/celebrities/actors/russell_crowe/enlarge/russell_crowe_3.jpg

Russell Crowe, Actor

[Charm City Byrdgang]

http://www.askmen.com/specials/2005_top_99/celebs/25_natalie_portman.jpg

natalie portman

[Damix]

http://www.poster.net/foster-jodie/foster-jodie-photo-jodie-foster-6200155.jpg

Jodie Foster

[slightlyaraiderfan]

http://www.fantascienza.com/magazine/imgbank/CINEMA/martin-scorsese.jpg

Director Martin Scorsese

&

http://www.cinematografo.it/cinematografo/allegati/2714/willem_dafoe_230_1.jpg

Actor Willem Dafoe

[Damix]

http://www.cinema.com/image_lib/news_georgeclooney5.jpg

George Clooney

[Charm City Byrdgang]

http://www.djfl.de/entertainment/stars/w/will_ferrell/will_ferrell.jpg

Will Ferrell

[thule]

Will Smith

http://adorocinema.cidadeinternet.com.br/personalidades/atores/will-smith/will-smith03.jpg

[thule]

Jamie Foxx

http://adorocinema.cidadeinternet.com.br/personalidades/atores/jamie-foxx/jamie-foxx01.jpg

[P-L]

http://i19.photobucket.com/albums/b183/arrowheart211/joaquin-phoenix.jpg

Joaquin Phoenix, Actor

[comahan]

http://www.cinemovies.fr/images/data/news/Gactu1508947160.jpg

Anthony Hopkins, Actor

[Shane P. Hallam]

Tom Hanks

http://adorocinema.cidadeinternet.com.br/personalidades/atores/tom-hanks/tom-hanks01.jpg

[snuff]

http://interaktiv.vg.no/filmextra/bilder/personer/ralph_fiennes.jpg
Ralph Fiennes

[snuff]

Christopher Nolan
http://www.boxofficemojo.com/images/nolan_story4.jpg

[thule]

Halle Berry

http://images.askmen.com/top-99/2006/pictures/halle-berry-pics.jpg

[thule]

Samuel L. Jackson

http://images.askmen.com/men/entertainment_60/pictures_60/folder_1/samuel_l_jackson/samuel_jackson_150.jpg

[Shane P. Hallam]

Hilary Swank

http://qqcoisa.com.sapo.pt/hilary%20swank.jpg

[comahan]

http://www.insidesocal.com/outinhollywood/Ian.jpg

Sir Ian McKellen, Actor

[P-L]

http://www.cnn.com/SHOWBIZ/Movies/9810/29/amer.history.x/link.edward.norton.jpg

Edward Norton, Actor

[snuff]

JBond93 did you take her for supporting female or supporting male?

[Shane P. Hallam]

I picked her for both

[Charm City Byrdgang]

http://www.celebrityhotspot.com/Photos/Johansson,_Scarlett/images/scarlett_johansson_jpg.jpg

Scarlett Johansson

[Damix]

http://www.elmulticine.com/imagenes/noticias/paul_bettany.jpg
Paul Bettany- villain

[slightlyaraiderfan]

http://www.thecelebrityzone.com/actresses/uma_thurman/en/uma_thurman_image_16.jpg

Uma Thurman

http://greenfield-sanders.com/tgs/media/buscemi.jpg

Steve Buscemi

[Shane P. Hallam]

Damix selects:

Elisha Cuthbert

http://www.sportscolumn.com/images/wwl/cuthbert3.jpg


CCB selects Dave Chappelle:

http://www.ctm-unlearn.net/blog/2006/05/img/shall_we_dancizzle04.jpg

[P-L]

http://www.platinum.matthey.com/uploaded_files/news%20room%20pics/Charlize%20Theron%20fs.jpg

Charlize Theron, Actress

[comahan]

http://www.smh.com.au/ffximage/2005/02/06/cate1_narrowweb__200x349.jpghttp://www.film.ru/img/persons/oscar2005-cate_blanchett.jpg

Cate Blanchett, Actress

[Shane P. Hallam]

Kevin Spacey

http://imagecache2.allposters.com/images/pic/54/039_18771~Kevin-Spacey-Posters.jpg

[snuff]

Dakota Fanning
http://imagecache2.allposters.com/images/pic/MMPH/259002~Dakota-Fanning-Posters.jpg

[snuff]

http://us.movies1.yimg.com/movies.yahoo.com/images/hv/photo/movie_pix/touchstone_pictures/bad_company/peter_stormare/badco.jpg
Peter Stormare

[comahan]

Thules picks were deleted because of the forum backtrack thing. JBonds as well.

I also picked Adrien Brody, so we'll just have to re-make those picks

[thule]

Steven Spielberg

http://my.brandeis.edu/news/images/spielweb.jpg

[thule]

Robert DeNiro

http://www.paktribune.com/images/newsimages/2005/11/Robert-deniro.jpg

[KCJ58]

Robert DeNiro

http://www.paktribune.com/images/newsimages/2005/11/Robert-deniro.jpg


STEAL STEAL STEAL!

[snuff]

STEAL STEAL STEAL!

He hasn't made a good movie in like 5 years.

[P-L]

http://images.gildia.pl/_n_/film/tworcy/quentin_tarantino/foto-200.jpg

Quentin Tarantino, Director

[Shane P. Hallam]

Before I took David Fincher, Director, but it got lost.

[comahan]

CCB took Vince Vaughn, Damix is up.

[Damix]

http://dolshouse.com/queensmen/image/cheadle1.jpg

Don Cheadle - token black guy

[slightlyaraiderfan]

http://content.clearchannel.com/Photos/male_celebrities/harvey_keitel/harvey_keitel_EvanAgostini.jpg

Harvey Keitel and

http://www.cinema.com/image_lib/news_tobeymaguire2_thumb.jpg

Tobey Maguire

[Damix]

http://www.poster.net/farrell-colin/farrell-colin-portrait-6500081.jpg

Colin Farrel

[Charm City Byrdgang]

http://www.squeezeoc.com/newsimages/SqueezeOC_in/theoffice2.jpg

Rainn Wilson

[P-L]

http://adorocinema.cidadeinternet.com.br/personalidades/atores/clive-owen/clive-owen02.jpg

Clive Owen, Actor

[comahan]

http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/8/8d/Matt_Damon_at_Incirlik.jpg

Matt Damon, Actor

[Shane P. Hallam]

Judi Dench

http://www.whatsonstage.com/dl/res_images/JudiDench_inwhite.jpg

[snuff]

http://www.askmen.com/men/entertainment_150/pictures_150/christian_bale/christian_bale_150.jpg
Christian Bale

[snuff]

Kate Beckinsale
http://www.zvkino.ru/images/page43/kate_beckinsale_1m.jpg

[thule]

Gabrielle Union

http://davegrohlfoos.tripod.com/sitebuildercontent/sitebuilderpictures/gabrielle_union_c5502.jpg

[thule]

Brad Pitt

http://www.oceleb.com/img/brad-pitt/brad-pitt.jpg

[Shane P. Hallam]

Peter O'Toole

http://image.guardian.co.uk/sys-images/Film/Pix/gallery/2003/03/24/peterot.jpg

[comahan]

http://img.aftonbladet.se/kvinna/0607/10/Kate-Winslet.120.jpg

Kate Winslet, Actress

[Charm City Byrdgang]

http://image.pathfinder.com/Life/eisies/eisies2000/images/newEssay8big.jpg

CHRISTOPHER WALKEN

[Damix]

http://dana.ucc.nau.edu/%7Erjd34/Keira-Knightley001.jpg

Keira Knightly

[slightlyaraiderfan]

http://www.all-pictures-photos.com/images/benicio-del-toro/benicio-del-toro-049-img.jpg

Benicio Del Toro

http://www.huntingtonnews.net/images/kevin-pollak.jpg

Kevin Pollak

[Damix]

http://www.empiremovies.com/images/gallery/rotk/return-of-the-king-peter-jackson-02.jpg

Peter King

[P-L]

http://shotsdaily.com/movies/photos/naomi-watts-Cronenberg.jpg

Naomi Watts, Actress

[P-L]

http://www.qoae.net/files/qoae-bruce-willis.jpg

Bruce Willis, Actor

[comahan]

http://www.ascap.com/eventsawards/awards/oscar/2005/images/ClintEastwood.jpg

Clint Eastwood, Director/Producer

[Shane P. Hallam]

Jerry Bruckheimer, Producer

http://www.imdb.com/gallery/granitz/2030/Events/2030/JerryBrukh_Grani_1248797_400.jpg

[snuff]

http://www.cinecastshow.com/images/vaughn.jpg
Producer Matthew Vaughn

[Charm City Byrdgang]

http://entimg.msn.com/i/150/ce/JuddApatow_150x225.jpg

Director/Producer Judd Apatow (40 year old virgin, undeclared, freaks and geeks)

http://www.avclub.com/content/files/images/Feature.article.jpg
Steve Carrell

[Charm City Byrdgang]

Director: Judd Apatow

Final Cast:

Will Ferrell
Vince Vaughn
Christopher Walken
Sascha Baron Cohen
Dave Chappelle
Steve Carrell
Rain Wilson
Scarlett Johannson
Natalie Portman

[Shane P. Hallam]

Alyson Stoner

http://www.alysonstoner.com/images/pictures/LRGshoot02.jpg

[comahan]

http://images.rottentomatoes.com/images/movie/gallery/1159016/photo_08.jpg

Mark Wahlberg, Actor

[comahan]

-Clint Eastwood (Director/Producer)

-Leonardo DiCaprio
-Johnny Depp
-Adrien Brody
-Anthony Hopkins
-Sir Ian McKellen
-Matt Damon
-Mark Wahlberg

-Cate Blanchett
-Kate Winslett

[P-L]

http://www.beingmichaelmadsen.com/assets/being-michael-madsen-photo.jpg

Michael Madsen, Actor

[McBain]

-Clint Eastwood (Director/Producer)

-Leonardo DiCaprio
-Johnny Depp
-Adrien Brody
-Anthony Hopkins
-Sir Ian McKellen
-Matt Damon
-Mark Wahlberg

-Cate Blanchett
-Kate Winslett

Anthony Hopkins was such a steal and i like the rest of your cast except your actresses. Should have gone with some hotter chicks.

[Shane P. Hallam]

Lol, because hot chicks make movies great!

[Shane P. Hallam]

Producer: Jerry Bruckheimer

Director: David Fincher (Se7en, Fight Club, Panic Room)

Cast:
-Jack Nicholson
-Peter O'Toole
-Tom Hanks
-Kevin Spacey

-Nicole Kidman
-Hilary Swank
-Judi Dench
-Alyson Stoner

[McBain]

Lol, because hot chicks make movies great!

Uh.. yeah. Many a time i've been watching a movie and i'm like "damn this movie sucks" but then there are hot tits or hot girls kissing.. and i seemingly forget the terrible-ness of the movie. Take John Tucker Must Die.. terrible movie.. lots of hot girls, hot girls kiss.. there may have been tits and a several girls locker room scenes. I totally forgot the movie sucked.. same with Wedding Crashers, it was an ok movie.. but all the tits made me forgive whatever stupid parts there were, on the flip side i thought pulp fiction sucked and Uma is pug fugly in that movie.. there was no saving grace.. i watched it and said "that movie sucked." In conclusion don't under-rate sex appeal.

[comahan]

..........

[P-L]

Producer and Director : Quentin Tarantino

Cast :
Denzel Washington
Russell Crowe
Joaquin Phoenix
Edward Norton
Clive Owen
Bruce Willis
Michael Madsen

Charlize Theron
Naomi Watts

[Damix]

Producer/Director-Peter King

Al Pacino
George Clooney
Paul Bettany
Don Cheadle
Colin Farrel

Elisha Cuthbert
Jodie Foster
Keria Knightly


I forfeit my last pick cause I don't want anymore

[Shane P. Hallam]

Just pick another token black guy. Go with Tim Meadows or Forest Whitaker.

[Shane P. Hallam]

Uh.. yeah. Many a time i've been watching a movie and i'm like "damn this movie sucks" but then there are hot tits or hot girls kissing.. and i seemingly forget the terrible-ness of the movie. Take John Tucker Must Die.. terrible movie.. lots of hot girls, hot girls kiss.. there may have been tits and a several girls locker room scenes. I totally forgot the movie sucked.. same with Wedding Crashers, it was an ok movie.. but all the tits made me forgive whatever stupid parts there were, on the flip side i thought pulp fiction sucked and Uma is pug fugly in that movie.. there was no saving grace.. i watched it and said "that movie sucked." In conclusion don't under-rate sex appeal.

Is that why Anthony Hopkins was a steal?

And most people though Pulp Fiction was amazing, so your logic doesn't quite work. It is your personal preference, and our goal was to make the best movie for everyone to watch. My chicks aren't very "hot" though they could be if made that way (except for Judi Dench). It's all in how they are SUPPOSED to be.

[thule]

Steven Spielberg, Producer
Paul Haggis, Director (crash)

Will Smith, Actor
Jamie Foxx, Actor
Halle Berry, Actress
Samuel L. Jackson, Actor
Gabrielle Union, Actress

Robert DeNiro, Actor
Brad Pitt, Actor
Brittany Murphy, Actress

[McBain]

Is that why Anthony Hopkins was a steal?

And most people though Pulp Fiction was amazing, so your logic doesn't quite work. It is your personal preference, and our goal was to make the best movie for everyone to watch. My chicks aren't very "hot" though they could be if made that way (except for Judi Dench). It's all in how they are SUPPOSED to be.

I just think A-Hop is a good actor.

Most people? That's ridiculous... it's been called a "cult classic" but that doesn't mean everyone thought it was great in fact i would say most people haven't seen pulp fiction and those who have don't really like it. People say they like it because you're supposed to like pulp fiction, because for some reason it's been given this awkward aura of being a smart movie and thus you you must be smart to like it thereby many people say pulp fiction is a good movie when in all reality it's piss poor. In conclusion only psuedo-intellectuals like Pulp Fiction and they're just saying they like it to appear smart.. which they aren't because they aren't able to formulate there own opinions on movies hence, psuedo intellectuals. I realize i just repeated my conclusion twice, but, i don't care.

Damn right it's my preference! I can't remember anyone in your cast and i'm too lazy to look down so ok.

[comahan]

What the hell are you talking about? Get out of our thread.

[McBain]

What the hell are you talking about? Get out of our thread.

Totally uncool, dude. It's pretty clear what i'm talking about if you read what's in the quotes. What's wrong with me commenting on your draft.. if you didn't want people to comment why put it in a public venue?

[Shane P. Hallam]

Heh, it made AFI's Top 100 Movies of All-time. I don't think they are faking liking it.

[duckseason]

Uh.. yeah. Many a time i've been watching a movie and i'm like "damn this movie sucks" but then there are hot tits or hot girls kissing.. and i seemingly forget the terrible-ness of the movie. Take John Tucker Must Die.. terrible movie.. lots of hot girls, hot girls kiss.. there may have been tits and a several girls locker room scenes. I totally forgot the movie sucked.. same with Wedding Crashers, it was an ok movie.. but all the tits made me forgive whatever stupid parts there were, on the flip side i thought pulp fiction sucked and Uma is pug fugly in that movie.. there was no saving grace.. i watched it and said "that movie sucked." In conclusion don't under-rate sex appeal.
"Sex appeal" has no bearing on the quality of a movie. Why sit through 2 hrs of garbage just to see a few flashes of skin? Or is it that you have to take what you can get because you can't crack the password on your net nanny? Forgetting that a movie was trash because you got to see a few girls in a locker room seems mindless to me. I can't even imagine where your head was at during Pulp Fiction. Sucked? Why, because you're too cool to like a movie that everybody else likes? I could understand if you were to say that it didn't live up to your expectations, or that it was overrated....but I'm curious to hear your reasoning behind the assertion that it flat out sucked. Maybe you could share some of your secret movie stash with us. I'd love to be blown away by films of such unbelievable genius, that classics such as Pulp Fiction would "suck" in comparison. Trade offer: You send me some of that cinematic gold you've been bogarting, and I'll send you something to jack to.

[McBain]

Heh, it made AFI's Top 100 Movies of All-time. I don't think they are faking liking it.

Woo.. if AFI says it's top 100, it must be true! Do you know all the people who do afi? They may very well be.

[McBain]

"Sex appeal" has no bearing on the quality of a movie. Why sit through 2 hrs of garbage just to see a few flashes of skin? Or is it that you have to take what you can get because you can't crack the password on your net nanny? Forgetting that a movie was trash because you got to see a few girls in a locker room seems mindless to me. I can't even imagine where your head was at during Pulp Fiction. Sucked? Why, because you're too cool to like a movie that everybody else likes? I could understand if you were to say that it didn't live up to your expectations, or that it was overrated....but I'm curious to hear your reasoning behind the assertion that it flat out sucked. Maybe you could share some of your secret movie stash with us. I'd love to be blown away by films of such unbelievable genius, that classics such as Pulp Fiction would "suck" in comparison. Trade offer: You send me some of that cinematic gold you've been bogarting, and I'll send you something to jack to.

Sex Appeal might not up the quality of the film but it certainly doesn't hurt it in my eyes. I never said i go to movies purely for the sex appeal i just said that if it does suck and i happen to be in theatre and i'm thinking "damn this movie sucks." But if i see some nice tits or something i'll say "alright then, this wasn't a total waste of time." I think you're vastly under-rating tits. Or what, have you been watching so much porn tits aren't cool anymore? Uh ok, i'll give you my top five-ish if you really want.. do you really have to be such a dick about it?

That said,

No Particular Order

Fight Club
American History X
Gladiator
Munich
Reservoir Dogs

at any rate, i'll be waiting on that porn.

Here's a trade for you though... you tell me why pulp fiction is such a great movies besides saying "it's a classic" "it was on so and so's top 100" or "the suitcase contains his SOUL!!!!!!!!!!!" And if you can give me an actual solid reason why pulp fiction is a good movie and i'll stop ragging on it.

[thule]

A redskins fan with a modest mouse sig...lol how much better does it get...instant credability loss.

[McBain]

A redskins fan with a modest mouse sig...lol how much better does it get...instant credability loss.

a cowboy fan being a total douchebag for no reason? no suprise there.

[comahan]

Good lord, did you NEED to bump this thread to call someone a douchebag?

[McBain]

Good lord, did you NEED to bump this thread to call someone a douchebag?

apparently. and if the shoe fits...

[Charm City Byrdgang]

A redskins fan with a modest mouse sig...lol how much better does it get...instant credability loss.

I like Modest Mouse, ARE YOU SAYING I HAVE NOT CREDIBILITY THULE!

[McBain]

jbond just negged me.. it's pretty clear i didn't incite any of this and if anyone desevers negs it's the guy who told said my opinions don't matter because i'm a redskins fan/modest mouse fan. how ridiculous.

[kalbears13]

I can't believe no one drafted Angelina Jolie

[thule]

We should have finished this :P

[Shane P. Hallam]

Hell yes we should have.