roidrunner
04-20-2008, 02:13 PM
So i think i need to tell you guys about my night last night.
So last night was one of my best friends weddings. And i was a groomsman with my other best friend. The wedding goes off with out a hitch. nice fun wedding. So we get into our hummer stretch limo to drive us to the reception. We get in the back seat of the limo and the groom pops open a bottle of the bubbly. Fun, i think. I look over and my friend(the other groomsman) says "i can beat that" so he pulls out a Bottle of Level Vodka. Im like ok, this should be fun. So on the ride up to the reception we drink out butts off. When we finally get there i am wasted, at this point i was "that guy." Then i come to realize that i need to slow down, so i do. Until i realize that it is an open bar at the reception. So i drink more. But at the time more of my friends come out to see us. one in particular is out friend Steve. who is at this point drunker than i am. and it is 530 in the afternoon. By the end of the reception we are all drunk as ****. So we get in the limo again and continue drinking. we finally get to the hotel and walk in. we are wasted. Steve decides that he needs to check into his room. he is holding a bag with 3 more bottles of Level. The only problem is that he drops his bag and breaks one of the bottles. At this point he is trying to clean up the broken pieces of glass in the lobby. once he is done, he gets a glass and rings out the excess vodka from the bag and is doing shots in the lobby. The whole wedding party is watching this in amazement. So finally we are all checked in and decide lets go to our rooms. One of our friend had gotten the honeymoon suite. So we all get in our boxers and decide lets go jump in the hot tub. We get to the room. and we turn on the hot tub. after drinking some more we decide to turn off the water to the hot tub and jump in. at this point my best friend(the other grooms man) takes the nob and starts to turn it. we hear a loud "ping" the nob had shot off and hit the celling. Water was shooting everywhere. We had a water fountain at in the room. So for the next 45 minutes my friend was stand over this water fountain with his hand clogging it, to prevent the water from flooding the place. we call the front desk and they say that there is no maintenance on staff currently because they had been given the night off. So finally the lady from the front desk comes up and tries to fix the hot tub. No use. At this point steve, the really drunk guy from earlier, has discovered that he has lost his pants, and decides that everyone is hiding from him and proceeds to walk up and down the halls in his underwear, knocking on every door to ask if they have seen his pants. blacked out drunk he does not remember any of this. Finally after the hot tub was fixed and we all drunk as hell, we finally decide that we should just go to bed, with steve the drunk guy still wandering the halls till 6am, when he finally passed out and puked all over himself. needless to say it was one hell of a wedding.
just thought it was a funny story for you all to hear
So last night was one of my best friends weddings. And i was a groomsman with my other best friend. The wedding goes off with out a hitch. nice fun wedding. So we get into our hummer stretch limo to drive us to the reception. We get in the back seat of the limo and the groom pops open a bottle of the bubbly. Fun, i think. I look over and my friend(the other groomsman) says "i can beat that" so he pulls out a Bottle of Level Vodka. Im like ok, this should be fun. So on the ride up to the reception we drink out butts off. When we finally get there i am wasted, at this point i was "that guy." Then i come to realize that i need to slow down, so i do. Until i realize that it is an open bar at the reception. So i drink more. But at the time more of my friends come out to see us. one in particular is out friend Steve. who is at this point drunker than i am. and it is 530 in the afternoon. By the end of the reception we are all drunk as ****. So we get in the limo again and continue drinking. we finally get to the hotel and walk in. we are wasted. Steve decides that he needs to check into his room. he is holding a bag with 3 more bottles of Level. The only problem is that he drops his bag and breaks one of the bottles. At this point he is trying to clean up the broken pieces of glass in the lobby. once he is done, he gets a glass and rings out the excess vodka from the bag and is doing shots in the lobby. The whole wedding party is watching this in amazement. So finally we are all checked in and decide lets go to our rooms. One of our friend had gotten the honeymoon suite. So we all get in our boxers and decide lets go jump in the hot tub. We get to the room. and we turn on the hot tub. after drinking some more we decide to turn off the water to the hot tub and jump in. at this point my best friend(the other grooms man) takes the nob and starts to turn it. we hear a loud "ping" the nob had shot off and hit the celling. Water was shooting everywhere. We had a water fountain at in the room. So for the next 45 minutes my friend was stand over this water fountain with his hand clogging it, to prevent the water from flooding the place. we call the front desk and they say that there is no maintenance on staff currently because they had been given the night off. So finally the lady from the front desk comes up and tries to fix the hot tub. No use. At this point steve, the really drunk guy from earlier, has discovered that he has lost his pants, and decides that everyone is hiding from him and proceeds to walk up and down the halls in his underwear, knocking on every door to ask if they have seen his pants. blacked out drunk he does not remember any of this. Finally after the hot tub was fixed and we all drunk as hell, we finally decide that we should just go to bed, with steve the drunk guy still wandering the halls till 6am, when he finally passed out and puked all over himself. needless to say it was one hell of a wedding.
just thought it was a funny story for you all to hear