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frogstomp
02-26-2007, 09:00 PM
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Theres a guy Named Fred
And He's Got A Pair Of Slacks
ooooh Fred's Got Slacks

He wears Em Really Tight
And they Fit Him Really Nice
ooooh Fred's Got Slacks

Freds Got Slacks
Freds Got Slacks

Theres a Guy Named Billy
And he's got a Pair Of Breeches
ooooh Billys Got Breeches

Billys Got Breeches
Billys Got Breeches

Fred's Slacks is a Winner!
NYGibril28
02-26-2007, 09:02 PM
Life-changing because now I will never waste another ****** of my life
Man_Of_Steel
02-26-2007, 10:17 PM
pineapple...
BuckNaked
02-26-2007, 10:18 PM
Ain't this from SNL?
Philliez01
02-26-2007, 10:18 PM
I loved Gus Chiggins, does anyone remember that one on the DVD?

On terrorists in Afghanistan, walking through the country;

"I'd be more scared of CYOATES"
SuperMcgee
02-26-2007, 10:34 PM
"On the highway, On the biway, Mr. RoboTron"
RaiderNation
02-26-2007, 11:07 PM
WOW...simplely amazing
art vandelay
02-26-2007, 11:34 PM
I loved Gus Chiggins, does anyone remember that one on the DVD?

On terrorists in Afghanistan, walking through the country;

"I'd be more scared of CYOATES"

Haha, I loved the Old Prospector. Also, how can you forget...

Mr. Tarkanian: [ stands ] You do NOT hand in CRAP like THIS!! This looks like you took a CRAP or a DUMP in the PRINTER!! You are SCUM!! I should FIRE you and BURN down your FRIGGIN' HOUSE!! I am THIS close to RAPING YOU!!

...

Mr. Tarkanian: [ primal scream ] I am a STRONG man!! ANYONE in this office, take a RUN AT ME!!

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Scott Jurgenson: [ enters carrying a trident and a net ] Mr. Tarkanian!! I am ready to take you!! I have been LIFTING WEIGHTS and doing COCAINE all day!! And I want a BIG PIECE of YOU, sir!!

Mr. Tarkanian: [ excited ] OHHHHHH!!! SCOTT JURGENSON!! I LOVE it!! I am ACTUALLY gonna MURDER YOU!!

http://snltranscripts.jt.org/00/pics/00roffice4.jpg
[ Scott attempts to attack Mr. Tarkanian with the trident, but Tarkanian punches him in the face and seizes the trident away, then pushes Scott to the ground and stabs him thirty-three times with the trident, as Job Applicant watches in horror ]
frogstomp
02-27-2007, 02:14 AM
Yeah, that was actually the point of this thread. Great SNL moments.

Good job to those of you who got it.

The rest, hang your heads in shame and walk away.
snuff
02-27-2007, 02:27 AM
No human thing is of serious importance. - Plato
frogstomp
02-27-2007, 09:10 AM
On the Tarkanian skit, the highlight of the whole thing was after his little part with Tina Fey, on the walk back he goes "Heeeyyyyy" and does some little dance. It looks freaking hilarious.