Emmitt Smith's Mock Draft

[yourfavestoner]

For all of you to appreciate...

http://walterfootball.com/draft2008emmitt.php

[roidrunner]

now the question is why was ryan on there twice???

[DChess]

i just saw that. also roid runner, it was a joke?

[Tha Wootster]

hahahaha funny thing YFS.

[GB12]

now the question is why was ryan on there twice???
You obviously didn't look too closely at the article.

[Caddy]

LOL at the Buc pick: Emmit Smith IV

[holt_bruce81]

now the question is why was ryan on there twice???

It's not really a "serious" mock, as you can see Chris Leak and Tim Tebow are also in this mock.

[roidrunner]

lol, i glanced at it.

[eaglesfan_45]

I be droppin IQ points

[BeerBaron]

that was awesome.

i didnt notice until about halfway through that there werent any defensive players on there, lol

you just have to picture emmitt actually speaking it and its much funnier

[MetSox17]

Two of my favorite(est? as Emmitt would say) quotes from ES22 have to be;

"You can't change the stripes of a leopard"

"Brett Favre went into Dallas nine times and have a big goose egg"

LMAO

[awfullyquiet]

That's absolutely hilarious. Absolutely.

Erik ainge is the grandson of erik ainge.

[BeerBaron]

i love how everyone's last name became "gordon"

and all the places became "portland"

rereading it is kick ass

and for the falcons brohm pick, it has the USC logo, haha

[BaLLiN]

flippin HIL-arious

[ATLDirtyBirds]

This is good stuff.

[StripedWalrus]

haha I have been waiting for the Emmitt Smith draft all week! Now that it is here I can sit back, read, laugh, and wait for the Bengals to draft someone in 2017 when they could have drafted Gordon!

[BeerBaron]

haha I have been waiting for the Emmitt Smith draft all week! Now that it is here I can sit back, read, laugh, and wait for the Bengals to draft someone in 2017 when they could have drafted Gordon!

which "gordon" were they targeting? lol

[Nitschke-Hawk]

Not as good as that other article some guy wrote a several months ago but still VERY funny.

[StripedWalrus]

which "gordon" were they targeting? lol

You know, the one from P...Po...Po...Panama

The 3 best parts in the whole draft

1. "My sources telling me that NFL commissioner David Stern are trying to take these pick away from New England Patriots. I could not agree with those more. Roger Stern should also come up to Bill Billick's door and slap him upside down the heads. No one cheat in the Super Bowl and get away with it!"

New England need to grab Rashard Mendenhall again in case they could not get him the first time around.

2. "What need to be fixed? Well, you come to the right place. Rick Grossman is the main reason the Bears were... devastationed... in the Super Bowl when they went last season. Kyle Orton is not the answer in the long haul either. Chad Henne is better than both of them combined right now. Henne have an ugly mug too, so he will not date hot broads like Jessica Sampson or Kelly Underwear."

3. I have no doubt in my minds that Adrian Peterson is the second coming of one Emmitt Smith. He have speed - once he get onto the open field, nobody can caught him. He have agility - agility is the same thing as speed but different spellings. And most important, he have strong

[Boston]

Hahahahahaha..... Darren McDaniels? What the ****...

[MetSox17]

Does anyone know of the video where Emmitt interviewed Adrian Peterson after a game? From what i can remember, he absolutely butchered that interview and made it really hard for AP to not look like a PhD in linguistics talking next to him.

[KCJ58]

haha Tim Tebow to #5

[Bills2083]

lol, I find it hilarious.
I was trying to decide whether or not to post it because it's from another mock draft website, and I didnt want to get an infraction :p

[LLoyd Floyd-Boyd]

John David Boogy.

Good stuff.

[Bills2083]

Two of my favorite(est? as Emmitt would say) quotes from ES22 have to be;

"You can't change the stripes of a leopard"

"Brett Favre went into Dallas nine times and have a big goose egg"

LMAO

lol
"The NFC West is probably one of the weakest conferences in the NFC"
http://youtube.com/watch?v=BlJqTIlfPFg&feature=related

also, who is Al Jackson?
http://youtube.com/watch?v=sS-a1LObkTo

[cdub11]

LMAO thats hilarious!!!!!!

[OSUGiants17]

these is hilarious

[devinhester=R.O.Y 2006]

Tampa Bay Buccaneers: Emmitt Smith IV, RB, Florida
Jon Grudens love to take the sons of former NFL players. He should draft my son, Emmitt IV. Emmitt IV is only five or six years old, and he already can carry the football in both hands - his right hand and his... uhh... other hand. Emmitt IV is a little young in the tooth, but he can be a great runnin' back in the year 2017.

This was the best one IMO.

[Rjspartan]

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[BeerBaron]

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havent you seen and heard emmitt on the espn shows? he talks like that and says random weird/wrong things like that....its so sad that its funny

[RoyHall#1]

That was great. I love how he gets Houshmandzadeh perfect.

[Go_Eagles77]

Haha he has Mendenhall going 3 times, and 1 time his name is Rashard Anderson. The eagles one isn't that good though, my favorite has to be the vikings one though.

[eaglesfan_45]

Every time I be read these mock selctions I be lost intelli... I... smart points

[Santonio10]

haha this is the funniest thing i've read in a while lol.....Big Bob Roethlisberger? haha that was hilarious

[vatech=accdomination]

"emmittent" he made a word out of his last name

[MetSox17]

"emmittent" he made a word out of his last name

And you just made a fool out of yourself as well.
lol

[vatech=accdomination]

elaborate? pretty sure that is not a word.

[devinhester=R.O.Y 2006]

elaborate? pretty sure that is not a word.

You said he made a word out of his last name. But Smith is Emmit's last name. Not Emmitt.:)

[vatech=accdomination]

lol, not thinking ftw

[LonghornsLegend]

By FAR that most classic thing Emmit Smith ever did, was start talking and and he will say the right thing, then correct himself with the wrong word, gotta be the only person I know who does that lol...


"If the Giants cornerbacks dont play well tonight they will get blown....blowed out "

LMAO

[MetSox17]

By FAR that most classic thing Emmit Smith ever did, was start talking and and he will say the right thing, then correct himself with the wrong word, gotta be the only person I know who does that lol...


"If the Giants cornerbacks dont play well tonight they will get blown....blowed out "

LMAO

C'mon man, how can you not love the "Brett Favre went into Dallas 9 times and have a big goose egg" line??

[BeerBaron]

lol, i just noticed that he has the texans take dustin keller but at the end he says that they got the quarterback who can throw the football...lmao