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CC.SD
05-05-2008, 11:55 AM
http://sports.yahoo.com/nfl/news;_ylt=Amb9Jm5QOQI05WO48uiqQ9JDubYF?slug=theama zingstorybehindant&prov=tsn&type=lgns

This is a general Cromartie article but it's got some amazing stuff in it:

Cromartie had plans to leave Minnesota long before the game started. The only reason he stayed was because of an astounding escape by his mom.

According to Gardner and a Leon County Sheriff’s Office report, on the Friday morning before the Sunday game, Gardner was at home in Tallahassee when her estranged husband, Willie Colson, broke through a window. “Bitch, I’m going to kill you, then kill myself,” she says he told her.

Colson had a shotgun. She tried to fight him off, at one point grabbing the gun below the pump so he couldn’t load the shells. “I’m straight from the ‘hood, so you’re not going to just take me,” she says.

Colson eventually dragged her out of the house, the contents of her purse leaving a trail behind her to the still-open front door. He crammed her into her gray 2007 BMW and drove off, the police report says.

She had a celly and escaped, and eventually all was right with the world. But daaaamn.

princefielder28
05-05-2008, 11:59 AM
That is quite the story....his mom is so badass

Twiddler
05-05-2008, 12:08 PM
Yeah, that is quite the story. Very good read.

bantx
05-05-2008, 12:28 PM
lol @

“I’m straight from the ‘hood, so you’re not going to just take me,” she says.

i guess badassness runs in the fam

SaintsFanForLife
05-05-2008, 01:00 PM
Wow that was some badass ****

Flyboy
05-05-2008, 01:01 PM
That's the definition of gully.

Nitschke-Hawk
05-05-2008, 03:33 PM
Glad that they all made it out of that. No bitchassness there.
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He has 5 kids already? Dang

CC.SD
05-05-2008, 04:21 PM
Glad that they all made it out of that. No bitchassness there.
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He has 5 kids already? Dang

The oldest is 3. 18 years til the first Cromartie Jr!

BaLLiN
05-05-2008, 04:33 PM
we'll have little Cromarties running around the NFL and making Peyton manning cry, that is if he is still around.

tom
05-05-2008, 09:35 PM
Cromarties mom is a badAss

Brent
05-05-2008, 11:25 PM
thats awesome

Mr. Stiller
05-06-2008, 02:26 AM
Thats nothing..

I watched "Most Extreme Videos" Had a video of this guy trying to get into this lady's house in downtown Philly.

He kept reaching in the window. This lady kept stabbing him with a small ice pick.

She was 92, weighed merely 89 lbs, was in a wheelchair, and was a parapalegic..

He was 6'3 275lbs.

She kept stabbing him until he bled enough to pass out, then she called the police..

Moral: Don't piss with old ladies with Ice Picks.