If you could have a bodyguard...

[BeerBaron]

...and it could be anyone or anything, who would it be? real...fictional...doesnt matter, it can be anything.

For me, it would be easy to say some superhero or something like that, but I'm going to go with my favorite movie monster of all time:






http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v613/BeerBaron/PREDATOR2.jpg
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v613/BeerBaron/predator1.jpg
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v613/BeerBaron/predator3.jpg
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v613/BeerBaron/predator4.jpg

BADASS!!!

one, ugly mf-er who has an awesome array of armaments and can stay invisible until needed.

imagine a scenario where your hammered, walking back to your apartment late one night after a party....and bunch of muggers decide theyre going to take you for all your worth. they make their move and this bad boy turns off his cloaking device..... that would be great

[Sniper]

http://i.a.cnn.net/si/2007/football/nfl/10/16/risers.sliders/p1_nelson.jpg

JORDYZZZZZZZZZZZ FTW!

[Caddy]

Obviously.


http://thepiratesdilemma.com/wp-content/uploads/2007/10/mclovin-2.JPG

http://www.bennadel.com/resources/uploads/superbad_movie_mclovin_with_hotie.jpg

[bhaarat316]

http://www.mtv.com/onair/rob_and_big/assets/images/flipbooks/cast/jason_campbell/DSC_0073.jpg


Right There

[BeerBaron]

lol...mcglovin.

the only flaw there is it would only take one good punch to KO him, haha

[Nitschke-Hawk]

Larry Allen.

[BeerBaron]

Another good choice no one could go wrong with:

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v613/BeerBaron/chuck-norris-0021.jpg

[Caddy]

lol...mcglovin.

the only flaw there is it would only take one good punch to KO him, haha

It's a minor flaw, but I think he could get away with it.

[BeerBaron]

It's a minor flaw, but I think he could get away with it.

that was a good part of that movie though.....it just kind of popped in out of nowhere, lol

[Canadian_kid16]

Another good choice no one could go wrong with:

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v613/BeerBaron/chuck-norris-0021.jpg

I'd have to agree on this one

[BeerBaron]

my third choice:

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v613/BeerBaron/normal_lobo.jpg

At least I know i wouldn't ever have to deal with santa's **** ever again...he's not watching me sleep anymore!

[AkiliSmith]

http://www.samruby.com/Villains/Juggernaut/JuggernautPunch.gif

[BeerBaron]

im juggernaut *****!

[YAYareaRB]

http://tvmedia.ign.com/tv/image/article/775/775719/familyguy2006_Peter_Griffin_1174911309.jpg

I know I would probably die but life would be pretty funny having this guy around

[BeerBaron]

http://tvmedia.ign.com/tv/image/article/775/775719/familyguy2006_Peter_Griffin_1174911309.jpg

I know I would probably die but life would be pretty funny having this guy around

too bad you couldn't get a picture of him when he was the "sneeze guard" for that salad bar....lol, classic

[Hwoarang]

Another good choice no one could go wrong with:

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v613/BeerBaron/chuck-norris-0021.jpg

http://ffmedia.ign.com/action/multimedia/gameofdeath-norris-lee.jpg

Bruce FTW. That's him pwning Chuck btw.

[AkiliSmith]

http://www.geocities.com/bourdeka/images/Sparta/Poster_Leonidas2.jpg

He would have to wear a shirt though.

[PACKmanN]

http://tvmedia.ign.com/tv/image/article/740/740333/miss-teacher-bangs-a-boy-20061019104719021.jpg

Eric Cartman FTW!

[BeerBaron]

http://tvmedia.ign.com/tv/image/article/740/740333/miss-teacher-bangs-a-boy-20061019104719021.jpg

Eric Cartman FTW!

poor butters.....haha. i loved that episode

though this cartman would make for a kick ass bodyguard to have around, full of laughs:

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v613/BeerBaron/retardcartman.jpg

[slightlyaraiderfan]

I'll take Satan

http://visionaryrevue.com/webmedia3/kalmedia/k.satan.600x770.jpg

[BeerBaron]

I'll take Satan
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v613/BeerBaron/SouthPark_satan_300x298.jpg

there we go, fixed it for ya. lol

[Strongside]

http://i22.photobucket.com/albums/b332/id5/VIP.jpg

[BigJohn98]

http://dbz495.tripod.com/sitebuildercontent/sitebuilderpictures/goku.jpg

[BeerBaron]

http://dbz495.tripod.com/sitebuildercontent/sitebuilderpictures/goku.jpg

tri-powned

[Wooty Magic!]

I'll take GSP, BJ PENN or Anderson Silva :)

[BeerBaron]

I'll take GSP, BJ PENN or Anderson Silva :)

oh yeah? well king me.

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v613/BeerBaron/kimbo.jpg

[jayceheathman]

http://willysbirthday.com/free/vipcrew/party_babes.jpg

[BeerBaron]

http://willysbirthday.com/free/vipcrew/party_babes.jpg

haha, well, you'll have a fun life until you'd actually need them to do real bodyguard work

[doingthisinsteadofwork]

http://blogs.indiewire.com/twhalliii/NoCountryForOldMen3.jpg

[JagHombre22]

http://www.biography-and-biographies.com/Actors/kevin_costner8.jpg
http://www.lovefilm.com/lovefilm/images/products/4/90634-large.jpg

Thread Over....

[slightlyaraiderfan]

oh yeah? well king me.

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v613/BeerBaron/kimbo.jpg
This one tops Kimbo and Woots fighters:

http://www.calgarysun.com/images/blog_uploads/EmelianenkoFedor21.jpg

http://www.mma-analyst.com/images/fedorgod.gif

[BeerBaron]

middle aged balding white guy? no idea who that is, lol

[M.O.T.H.]

http://i.virginradio.co.uk/images/blog_widget/uploaded/oconnell/1207638120_1493_mr_t.jpg

[scottyboy]

http://media.scout.com/Media/Image/39/391267.jpg

Anthony Davis, ftw

[fenikz]

middle aged balding white guy? no idea who that is, lol

that would be a cyborg

fedor emelianenko

[jballa838]

Michael Oher ftw

[BigJohn98]

I'd have this guy on the weekends

http://www.collider.com/uploads/imageGallery/Halloween/tyler_mane_as_michael_myers_halloween.jpg

[BeerBaron]

that would be a cyborg

fedor emelianenko

oh. uhh.....ok. sounds more familiar

[fischbowl]

Maybe BJ Sander, maybe not. He can kick some ass

[BeerBaron]

Maybe BJ Sander, maybe not. He can kick some ass

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v613/BeerBaron/bjsander.jpg

hahaha...he got tackled by a detroit lion of all things

[fischbowl]

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v613/BeerBaron/bjsander.jpg

hahaha...he got tackled by a detroit lion of all things

Well maybe Scott Player perhaps then.

[BeerBaron]

Well maybe Scott Player perhaps then.

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v613/BeerBaron/scottplayer.jpg

now we're talking, check out the bleached 'stache

[M.O.T.H.]

http://i.a.cnn.net/si/images/football/nfl/players/4522.jpg
http://www.stuff.co.nz/images/686007.jpg

Yeah Brother!

[A Perfect Score]

first off, the only UFC fighter you want wathcing your back is rampage jackson :) and i do love some GSP...but BJ Penn is like 5'5 hahah he does not intimidate anyone.

id want...

http://www.metagame.com/uploads/Vs/2007/april/Deadpool1.jpg

[Strongside]

first off, the only UFC fighter you want wathcing your back is rampage jackson

That was the first person I thought of

[BrownsTown]

http://api.ning.com/files/fG7tueEtQqfmbObuwvRJCNNPVugjoPg1ZjgSI5Tg6Jk_/JackBauer01.jpg

Yes.

[PACKmanN]

http://www.nflhispano.com/nfl/secciones/fotos/especiales/davis.jpg

and all 366 pound of him!

[Smokey Joe]

Can I have a team? If so, I choose the A-Team.

http://www.grudge-match.com/Images/A-Team.jpg

That's unstoppable right there. Hell, just give me George Peppard.

[PackerLegend]

Id take The Great Khali he is only 7 feet 3 inches tall and weighs 420 pounds. He also karate chops people. Id also consider a sumo wrestler. Or perhaps Angelina Jolie she was bad*** as the tomb raider and in Mr and Mrs Smith and ya know as my body guard maybe she can do a few special favors :D

[M.O.T.H.]

1980's Dolph Lundgren wouldnt be a bad choice either, he was a bad ass back then.

http://www.thefertighaus.com/images/Blonds/IvanDrago.jpg

or maybe...

THE CARL WEATHERS

http://www.thelightisgreen.com/Apollo%20Creed.jpg

[themaninblack]

This guy:
http://ca.youtube.com/watch?v=eBGIQ7ZuuiU

[BeerBaron]

Can I have a team? If so, I choose the A-Team.

http://www.grudge-match.com/Images/A-Team.jpg

That's unstoppable right there. Hell, just give me George Peppard.

you can have them fire the same amount of ammo shot in WW2, not hit anybody, and still go home a winner, lol

[kalbears13]

http://www.dvd.net.au/movies/t/09350-1.jpg

[Boston]

http://www.mtv.com/movies/photos/n/no_country_for_old_men_070918/2.jpg

[LonghornsLegend]

http://www.bossip.com/wp-content/uploads/suge-sleaze.jpg


Who wants to **** with Suge, it wouldn't get any better then him...Do you really want to put your life on the line lol.


http://www.mobfiggaz.net/2pac_images/death/knighthospital.jpg

[DHVF]

http://www.twisted-candy.com/Marshmallow-Man.jpg


Now what r u gonna do to stop him?

[awfullyquiet]

http://farm2.static.flickr.com/1359/553171085_cd32b12c46_o.jpg

pwnd.
sonic boom.

or maybe this dude

http://msnbcmedia.msn.com/j/msnbc/Components/Photos/040713/040713_jennings_vmed_5p.widec.jpg

[WMD]

http://img265.imageshack.us/img265/4153/79424118kd7.jpg

Walter Herrmann. End thread.

[eaglesfan_45]

http://i125.photobucket.com/albums/p62/finefilipinoboi/mexicanasspczvey.jpg

the guy on the right is my choice

or maybe Bunkley
http://i107.photobucket.com/albums/m320/inkspad/bunkley.jpg

either way, I win!! :D

[ImBrotherCain]

http://www.twisted-candy.com/Marshmallow-Man.jpg


Now what r u gonna do to stop him?

What is... Call Ghost Busters

[ATLDirtyBirds]

http://www.mtv.com/movies/photos/n/no_country_for_old_men_070918/2.jpg



He'd definately have to be up there.

[OSUGiants17]

http://api.ning.com/files/fG7tueEtQqfmbObuwvRJCNNPVugjoPg1ZjgSI5Tg6Jk_/JackBauer01.jpg

Yes.
For once BT, I agree with you. Bauer > All

[MaxV]

Well since my top choice was already taken (Fedor Emelianenko), I'll go with:

http://www.personal.psu.edu/users/m/t/mtd182/bob%20sanders%201.jpg

[Yatta!]

http://www.edrperformance.com/images/brick.jpg

He killed a guy with a trident.

[UKfan]

http://jadedviewer.com/uploaded_images/spinkickmain-728338.jpg

Jean Claude Van Damme ftw!

[Go_Eagles77]

http://i125.photobucket.com/albums/p62/finefilipinoboi/mexicanasspczvey.jpg

the guy on the right is my choice


My god that is gross. lol

[Sniper]

http://www.edrperformance.com/images/brick.jpg

He killed a guy with a trident.

I saw that!

He might still be laying low though

[GermanSaint]

larry allen /thread closed


or i take this guy and his chest toupet

http://www.playermag.de/world/10-06_torsten_frings/gallery/480/480x480_004.jpg

[skinzzfan25]

http://www.bossip.com/wp-content/uploads/suge-sleaze.jpg


Who wants to **** with Suge, it wouldn't get any better then him...Do you really want to put your life on the line lol.


http://www.mobfiggaz.net/2pac_images/death/knighthospital.jpg

Didn't Suge just get snuffed?

LOL

Yup:
http://www.prefixmag.com/news/suge-knight-knocked-out-photos/18695/

[BeerBaron]

http://www.edrperformance.com/images/brick.jpg

He killed a guy with a trident.

that is pretty sweet

[broth223]

http://rhyn.files.wordpress.com/2007/12/1065479188_ebd73d600f.jpg

hell yeah

[diabsoule]

http://www.thebestmartialartsmovies.com/images/Steven%20Seagal.jpg

[Hwoarang]

http://api.ning.com/files/fG7tueEtQqfmbObuwvRJCNNPVugjoPg1ZjgSI5Tg6Jk_/JackBauer01.jpg

Yes.
This guy>>>Bauer

http://www.giantmag.com/art/0807_movies_01_bourne.jpg

[CashmoneyDrew]

http://www.doorfromhell.com/thelair/wp-content/uploads/2007/07/whippet-hulk-1.jpg

I win!

[bantx]

u only need steven segal

http://i107.photobucket.com/albums/m315/lawlzpwnt/stevensegallookingforanasswhoopingc.jpg

http://i107.photobucket.com/albums/m315/lawlzpwnt/stevensegalwtfrulookingatcopy.jpg

http://i107.photobucket.com/albums/m315/lawlzpwnt/stevensegalplzgtfocopy.jpg

http://i107.photobucket.com/albums/m315/lawlzpwnt/stevensegalshootabitchcopy.jpg

[TheGreatEscape]

Jordyzzzzzzzzzzz has already been taken.

I'm going to hockey for my duo of Gary Bettman and Rick Jeanerette. Jeanerette because he can bring down buildings with his voice whenever he sees scoring take place and Bettman because he's the puppetmaster who controls everything in his league so well that he's gotta have some telepathic powers, how else has Sean Avery not been shot yet?

[JT Jag]

http://rhyn.files.wordpress.com/2007/12/1065479188_ebd73d600f.jpg

hell yeahPerfect bodyguard. If I ever got killed, he'd just shift to half an hour before it happened and get me out of there.

[UKfan]

Whoever post Jason Bourne, they win over everyone here. Jason Bourne is a beast.

[Hwoarang]

Whoever post Jason Bourne, they win over everyone here. Jason Bourne is a beast.This guy did.

[OSUGiants17]

This guy did.

ur right, Jason Bourne is better then Bauer. Don't know how I forgot him.

[Hwoarang]

ur right, Jason Bourne is better then Bauer. Don't know how I forgot him.Both badass but when you can beat someone's ass with a book and then kill him with a towel that puts you a notch above.

[Brent]

Tony Jaa: http://youtube.com/watch?v=rKQ9DY8O41A

[Hwoarang]

Tony Jaa: http://youtube.com/watch?v=rKQ9DY8O41A

http://youtube.com/watch?v=2-yAhg8J9EM&feature=related

[BaLLiN]

http://www.mtv.com/onair/rob_and_big/assets/images/flipbooks/cast/jason_campbell/DSC_0073.jpg

[Hwoarang]

http://www.mtv.com/onair/rob_and_big/assets/images/flipbooks/cast/jason_campbell/DSC_0073.jpgBlack Lavender is possibly my favorite TV moment in the history of TV. That and Press Ham!

[OSUGiants17]

http://www.firstshowing.net/img/marvel-avengers.jpg
The Avengers(just Ironman, Hulk, Captin America, Thor)

[OSUGiants17]

http://www.firstshowing.net/img/marvel-avengers.jpg
The Avengers(just Ironman, Hulk, Captin America, Thor)
Better yet, give me this guy...
http://geekswhodrink.com/blog/media/2006-07-16.jpg

[neko4]

I'll steal Clinton Portis' body guard
http://www.theredskinreport.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/04/sellers-and-portis.jpg

or
http://www.criticalbench.com/images/pro-athlete-bench-press2.jpg

[Brodeur]

http://api.ning.com/files/fG7tueEtQqfmbObuwvRJCNNPVugjoPg1ZjgSI5Tg6Jk_/JackBauer01.jpg

Yes.

Damn right. Jack Bauer fears no methods of torture and no man, and will never die.

[Hwoarang]

http://i152.photobucket.com/albums/s163/igotmoney55/BobbyLightBlackLavender.jpg

[BeerBaron]

Both badass but when you can beat someone's ass with a book and then kill him with a towel that puts you a notch above.

pretty much yes

[nemesis3394]

http://www.formfunctionemotion.net/i/yoda.jpg

or

http://sithsigma.files.wordpress.com/2007/06/darthvader.jpg

cant really choose but either would be good

[BeerBaron]

yoda would be a sweet bodyguard. he wouldn't indimidate a soul yet if they mess with you......they certainly underestimated him, lol

[nemesis3394]

yoda would be a sweet bodyguard. he wouldn't indimidate a soul yet if they mess with you......they certainly underestimated him, lol

exactly, the force ftw lol

[nemesis3394]

http://www.canmag.com/images/front/lucas/indiana.jpg

cant forget this guy although his techniques would be a bit dated

[Cigaro]

http://southcarolina.rivals.com/IMAGES/Player/video/COOKE-20070908-200X267-PC.JPG

Emmanuel Cook.

[josh07039]

We all know he's a good shot http://www.fleen.com/uploads/2006/05/fmji9.jpeg

[BeerBaron]

nice FMJ reference, thats points in my book, lol

[Thunder&Lightning]

http://www.theage.com.au/ffximage/2005/09/30/2_transporter_2_050928034121805_wideweb__300x414.j pg

[josh07039]

nice FMJ reference, thats points in my book, lolActually, the real question is who would you get to protect yourself from him, and of course the answer has to be

http://media.monstersandcritics.com/articles/1321918/article_images/shooter3.jpg

I looked up the movie shooter with the intention of posting Marky Mark and i couldn't resist.

[BeerBaron]

Actually, the real question is who would you get to protect yourself from him, and of course the answer has to be

http://media.monstersandcritics.com/articles/1321918/article_images/shooter3.jpg

I looked up the movie shooter with the intention of posting Marky Mark and i couldn't resist.

as badass as he is in his own right, don't count on this guy protecting you from mr. pyle

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v613/BeerBaron/gunnery-sergeant-hartman-pointing.jpg

[fischbowl]

nice FMJ reference, thats points in my book, lol

Pyle is a fat lard. He'll turn his back on you too.

[josh07039]

as badass as he is in his own right, don't count on this guy protecting you from mr. pyle

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v613/BeerBaron/gunnery-sergeant-hartman-pointing.jpg
I'm pretty sure Pyle put that guy in a world of ****. I don't think he'll be protecting anyone.

[broth223]

Pyle is a fat lard. He'll turn his back on you too.

Pyle can be easily defeated with a bar of soap and a sock.

[BeerBaron]

Pyle can be easily defeated with a bar of soap and a sock.

clearly that failed....it only served to make him angry!

[cdub11]

The Terminator

http://imagecache2.allposters.com/images/pic/adc/10229354A~Terminator-2-Judgement-Day-Posters.jpg

[broth223]

The Terminator

http://imagecache2.allposters.com/images/pic/adc/10229354A~Terminator-2-Judgement-Day-Posters.jpg

I need your pants your boots and your motorcycle.

[BeerBaron]

I'm pretty sure Pyle put that guy in a world of ****. I don't think he'll be protecting anyone.

thats why i said i DONT think he'll be protecting anyone

[cdub11]

a couple other good ones

Neo
http://www.firstshowing.net/img/neo-matrix-bullets-hdr.jpg

Marv
http://www.monstersandcritics.com/artman/uploads/marv.jpg

[Thunder&Lightning]

ya those would be pretty sweet

[Incinerator]

Domino
http://www.marginalrevolution.com/photos/uncategorized/domino2_1.jpg

[DaBears9654]

1980's Dolph Lundgren wouldnt be a bad choice either, he was a bad ass back then.

http://www.thefertighaus.com/images/Blonds/IvanDrago.jpg
Looks like that guy who played the terrorist on Next that only spoke French.

Sorry about the vague description; I checked imdb.com as well as the movie Web site and couldn't find for sure what his name is.

Anyway, I'd take the husband of a former co-worker at Staples. I swear if the guy played football, he'd definitely be a DT. This man is huge. He's like 6-2 and built like Larry Allen (whom I wouldn't have thought of if I hadn't seen him posted earlier in this thread).

[A Perfect Score]

Domino
http://www.marginalrevolution.com/photos/uncategorized/domino2_1.jpg

soooo sexy...+ rep for you my man!

[Dr. Gonzo]

Since we are referencing Stanley Kubrick films I've gotta go with

Alex because he loves a bit of the old ultraviolence

http://i88.photobucket.com/albums/k169/gaffa101/alex-de-large1.jpg

Barry Lyndon because he would challenge everyone to a dual

http://www.academyleader.com/erikvidal/photos/BarryLyndon2.jpg

Dr. Strangelove because he is a crazy NAZI

http://www.adliterate.com/archives/dr_strangelove_1ed07.jpg

The greatest horror character of all time

http://blogs.indiewire.com/twhalliii/shining.jpg

Or my personal favorite, HAL 9000 because he is awesome

http://www.dailygalaxy.com/photos/uncategorized/2007/09/10/hal_computer_space_odyssey_2001_2.jpg

[the dude]

http://i115.photobucket.com/albums/n281/Anders_skak/Zangief-alpha.jpg

[OSUGiants17]

http://www.firstshowing.net/img/marvel-avengers.jpg
The Avengers(just Ironman, Hulk, Captin America, Thor)
Better yet, give me this guy...
http://geekswhodrink.com/blog/media/2006-07-16.jpg

[themaninblack]

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v504/ZendoDeb/misc/V_for_Vendetta.jpg

[PackerLegend]

Hellzzzzzzz Yazzzzzzzzzz Angelinazzzzzzzzz Joliezzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz

http://www.ananova.com/images/entertainment/angelinajolie_guns340x518.jpg
http://www.celebritywonder.com/mp/2005_Mr._and_Mrs._Smith/2005_mr_and_mrs_smith_014.jpg

[Dr. Gonzo]

Better yet, give me this guy...
http://geekswhodrink.com/blog/media/2006-07-16.jpg

Be honest OSUGiants, you would rather have this man on the left.

http://www.sanmateodailynews.com/pics/padn/400xN/smdn/2007-2-23-02-23-07-stan-mens-hoops

[Hwoarang]

Although I went with Jason Bourne these 3 deserve serious consideration.

Achilles

http://www.familycourtchronicles.com/philosophy/spartan/spartan-brad-pitt.jpg

Bushido Brown

http://img142.imageshack.us/img142/4039/bushidobrownzf1.png

And of course Afro Ninja

http://sc.tri-bit.com/images/f/f2/Afroninja_castin.gif

[BeerBaron]

if your going to throw out a Bushido Brown reference, id mention Stinkmeaner too. hes a mean somebitch and can really kick some ass for a blind guy

[Hwoarang]

if your going to throw out a Bushido Brown reference, id mention Stinkmeaner too. hes a mean somebitch and can really kick some ass for a blind guyHe was only badass when he possessed Tom Dubois.

[619]

Oh boy this has gotta be Rampage Jackson for me.

[Chucky]

http://myspace-361.vo.llnwd.net/00395/16/39/395649361_l.jpg

[OSUGiants17]

Be honest OSUGiants, you would rather have this man on the left.

http://www.sanmateodailynews.com/pics/padn/400xN/smdn/2007-2-23-02-23-07-stan-mens-hoops
no this man
http://assets.espn.go.com/photo/2007/1008/ncb_g_lopez_275.jpg

[Crickett]

I'd go with either Leeloo

http://millajovovich.com/pics/tfe11.jpg

or

Power Girl

http://www.randomletters.com/blog/archives/Power_Girl.jpg

[Staubach12]

http://media.teamxbox.com/games/ss/1353/1163619950.jpg

[Finz99]

Mine would have to be a velociraptor.

http://www.spicepuppy.com/2007/09/velociraptor.jpg

[BeerBaron]

the only way id want a raptor is if i could ride it. now that would pretty sweet...

more a steed than bodyguard however

[Staubach12]

the only way id want a raptor is if i could ride it. now that would pretty sweet...

more a steed than bodyguard however

Right. It would get distracted if you weren't riding it. I still say John-117 > All.

[DaBears9654]

Or, how about that blind girl on Avatar? For not being able to see anything, she is one tough chick!

[Bob Sanders Dreadlock]

Optimus Prime

http://www.wallpaperez.net/wallpaper/movie/Transformers-Optimus-Prime-theme-682.jpg


OR

Jesus packin heat
http://more4news.typepad.com/photos/uncategorized/gunsandgod.jpg

[trkaline]

http://www.yuanlei.com/movies/big/3ninjas.jpg
Rocky, Colt and Tum-Tum...
Unbeatable...

[DragonFireKai]

http://content.answers.com/main/content/wp/en/thumb/c/cc/200px-Saintkillers.jpg

or

http://images2.wikia.nocookie.net/metalgear/images/thumb/1/17/THEBOSS.jpg/250px-THEBOSS.jpg

[hobbes2053]

http://www.dan-dare.org/Dan%20TMNT/TMNTWallpaper1024.jpg

[terribletowel39]

I'm not sure if he has been listed but Lord Voldemort has to be up there. **** even Dumbledore, right?? Come on, they both are safe picks. I think I would have to go with Dumbledore out of the two though.

[the dude]

http://content.answers.com/main/content/wp/en/thumb/c/cc/200px-Saintkillers.jpg



oh snap, forgot about him. Great choice!

[DragonFireKai]

oh snap, forgot about him. Great choice!

Well, let's see. He shrugged off a nuclear blast without even dirtying his clothes, he froze over hell by the sheer force of his hatred, he killed god and satan, yeah, sounds like the kind of person I'd like to have watching my back.

[bored of education]

My bodyguard with you Alabama Whirley from True Romance.

[rchrd]

Ludo
http://www.irishbikerforum.com/forums/uploads/photo-2318.jpg

Just so I could meet Bowie and sing Magic Dance

[the dude]

Well, let's see. He shrugged off a nuclear blast without even dirtying his clothes, he froze over hell by the sheer force of his hatred, he killed god and satan, yeah, sounds like the kind of person I'd like to have watching my back.

i looked him up on wikipedia:

Abilities:

divine Colts, immortality,
Total Invulnerability, Super Strength

yup, thats my choice

[CashmoneyDrew]

i looked him up on wikipedia:

Abilities:

divine Colts, immortality,
Total Invulnerability, Super Strength

yup, thats my choice

And his name would be?.....

[DragonFireKai]

And his name would be?.....

The Saint of Killers.

[MetSox17]

I can't believe it took 3 pages for someone to get to Jason Bourne.

But if i needed a Bodyguard(s) I'd get these guys. Throwback to my middle school days. If you ever kick their ass (which is highly unlikely) all they gotta do is eat a magical bean and they're as good as new!

http://i44.photobucket.com/albums/f30/ejones00/1.jpg

[Hawk]

http://farm2.static.flickr.com/1173/774789874_7cee7c85b9_o.jpg

[BeerBaron]

I can't believe it took 3 pages for someone to get to Jason Bourne.

But if i needed a Bodyguard(s) I'd get these guys. Throwback to my middle school days. If you ever kick their ass (which is highly unlikely) all they gotta do is eat a magical bean and they're as good as new!

http://i44.photobucket.com/albums/f30/ejones00/1.jpg

i was thinking about DBZ guys, lol. id personally go Piccolo though.....hes got a more badass attitude and hes still stronger than 99.999999% of beings in existance.

he and vegeta were always my favorites

[Bills2083]

as badass as he is in his own right, don't count on this guy protecting you from mr. pyle

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v613/BeerBaron/gunnery-sergeant-hartman-pointing.jpg

I feel like an idiot for asking this, but...
what movie is this from? :eek:

[BeerBaron]

I feel like an idiot for asking this, but...
what movie is this from? :eek:

<shock> f-f-full m-m-etal jjjjacket </shock>

[Bills2083]

THUNDERCATS!
http://usversusthem.files.wordpress.com/2008/04/thundercats.jpg

other options...
http://starsmedia.ign.com/stars/image/article/840/840584/jason-bourne-gun_001_1197330917.jpg jason bourne

http://www.tonyrogers.com/humor/images/valuev1_large.jpg Nikolay Valuev

http://www.forgotten-ny.com/STREET%20SCENES/andrenomi/andrejake3.jpg Andre the Giant

[Bills2083]

<shock> f-f-full m-m-etal jjjjacket </shock>

Thanks.
+rep for you

[BeerBaron]

Thanks.
+rep for you

lol thanks. thats a good movie....i recommend it to everyone if you havent seen it

[iworshipbender]

http://blogs.indiewire.com/twhalliii/NoCountryForOldMen3.jpg

Second.dayumn is dat sum whitetext?