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BeerBaron
05-17-2008, 09:50 PM
...and it could be anyone or anything, who would it be? real...fictional...doesnt matter, it can be anything.

For me, it would be easy to say some superhero or something like that, but I'm going to go with my favorite movie monster of all time:






http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v613/BeerBaron/PREDATOR2.jpg
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v613/BeerBaron/predator1.jpg
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v613/BeerBaron/predator3.jpg
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v613/BeerBaron/predator4.jpg

BADASS!!!

one, ugly mf-er who has an awesome array of armaments and can stay invisible until needed.

imagine a scenario where your hammered, walking back to your apartment late one night after a party....and bunch of muggers decide theyre going to take you for all your worth. they make their move and this bad boy turns off his cloaking device..... that would be great

Sniper
05-17-2008, 09:52 PM
http://i.a.cnn.net/si/2007/football/nfl/10/16/risers.sliders/p1_nelson.jpg

JORDYZZZZZZZZZZZ FTW!

Caddy
05-17-2008, 09:56 PM
Obviously.


http://thepiratesdilemma.com/wp-content/uploads/2007/10/mclovin-2.JPG

http://www.bennadel.com/resources/uploads/superbad_movie_mclovin_with_hotie.jpg

brat316
05-17-2008, 09:56 PM
http://www.mtv.com/onair/rob_and_big/assets/images/flipbooks/cast/jason_campbell/DSC_0073.jpg


Right There

BeerBaron
05-17-2008, 09:57 PM
lol...mcglovin.

the only flaw there is it would only take one good punch to KO him, haha

Nitschke-Hawk
05-17-2008, 09:59 PM
Larry Allen.

BeerBaron
05-17-2008, 10:00 PM
Another good choice no one could go wrong with:

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v613/BeerBaron/chuck-norris-0021.jpg

Caddy
05-17-2008, 10:00 PM
lol...mcglovin.

the only flaw there is it would only take one good punch to KO him, haha

It's a minor flaw, but I think he could get away with it.

BeerBaron
05-17-2008, 10:01 PM
It's a minor flaw, but I think he could get away with it.

that was a good part of that movie though.....it just kind of popped in out of nowhere, lol

Canadian_kid16
05-17-2008, 10:01 PM
Another good choice no one could go wrong with:

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v613/BeerBaron/chuck-norris-0021.jpg

I'd have to agree on this one

BeerBaron
05-17-2008, 10:04 PM
my third choice:

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v613/BeerBaron/normal_lobo.jpg

At least I know i wouldn't ever have to deal with santa's **** ever again...he's not watching me sleep anymore!

AkiliSmith
05-17-2008, 10:08 PM
http://www.samruby.com/Villains/Juggernaut/JuggernautPunch.gif

BeerBaron
05-17-2008, 10:10 PM
im juggernaut *****!

YAYareaRB
05-17-2008, 10:17 PM
http://tvmedia.ign.com/tv/image/article/775/775719/familyguy2006_Peter_Griffin_1174911309.jpg

I know I would probably die but life would be pretty funny having this guy around

BeerBaron
05-17-2008, 10:19 PM
http://tvmedia.ign.com/tv/image/article/775/775719/familyguy2006_Peter_Griffin_1174911309.jpg

I know I would probably die but life would be pretty funny having this guy around

too bad you couldn't get a picture of him when he was the "sneeze guard" for that salad bar....lol, classic

Hwoarang
05-17-2008, 10:21 PM
Another good choice no one could go wrong with:

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v613/BeerBaron/chuck-norris-0021.jpg

http://ffmedia.ign.com/action/multimedia/gameofdeath-norris-lee.jpg

Bruce FTW. That's him pwning Chuck btw.

AkiliSmith
05-17-2008, 10:21 PM
http://www.geocities.com/bourdeka/images/Sparta/Poster_Leonidas2.jpg

He would have to wear a shirt though.

PACKmanN
05-17-2008, 10:22 PM
http://tvmedia.ign.com/tv/image/article/740/740333/miss-teacher-bangs-a-boy-20061019104719021.jpg

Eric Cartman FTW!

BeerBaron
05-17-2008, 10:23 PM
http://tvmedia.ign.com/tv/image/article/740/740333/miss-teacher-bangs-a-boy-20061019104719021.jpg

Eric Cartman FTW!

poor butters.....haha. i loved that episode

though this cartman would make for a kick ass bodyguard to have around, full of laughs:

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v613/BeerBaron/retardcartman.jpg

slightlyaraiderfan
05-17-2008, 10:26 PM
I'll take Satan

http://visionaryrevue.com/webmedia3/kalmedia/k.satan.600x770.jpg

BeerBaron
05-17-2008, 10:28 PM
I'll take Satan
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v613/BeerBaron/SouthPark_satan_300x298.jpg

there we go, fixed it for ya. lol

Strongside
05-17-2008, 10:29 PM
http://i22.photobucket.com/albums/b332/id5/VIP.jpg

BigJohn98
05-17-2008, 10:35 PM
http://dbz495.tripod.com/sitebuildercontent/sitebuilderpictures/goku.jpg

BeerBaron
05-17-2008, 10:35 PM
http://dbz495.tripod.com/sitebuildercontent/sitebuilderpictures/goku.jpg

tri-powned

Wootylicous
05-17-2008, 10:37 PM
I'll take GSP, BJ PENN or Anderson Silva :)

BeerBaron
05-17-2008, 10:39 PM
I'll take GSP, BJ PENN or Anderson Silva :)

oh yeah? well king me.

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v613/BeerBaron/kimbo.jpg

jayceheathman
05-17-2008, 10:43 PM
http://willysbirthday.com/free/vipcrew/party_babes.jpg

BeerBaron
05-17-2008, 10:45 PM
http://willysbirthday.com/free/vipcrew/party_babes.jpg

haha, well, you'll have a fun life until you'd actually need them to do real bodyguard work

doingthisinsteadofwork
05-17-2008, 10:50 PM
http://blogs.indiewire.com/twhalliii/NoCountryForOldMen3.jpg

JagHombre22
05-17-2008, 10:51 PM
http://www.biography-and-biographies.com/Actors/kevin_costner8.jpg
http://www.lovefilm.com/lovefilm/images/products/4/90634-large.jpg

Thread Over....

slightlyaraiderfan
05-17-2008, 10:52 PM
oh yeah? well king me.

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v613/BeerBaron/kimbo.jpg
This one tops Kimbo and Woots fighters:

http://www.calgarysun.com/images/blog_uploads/EmelianenkoFedor21.jpg

http://www.mma-analyst.com/images/fedorgod.gif

BeerBaron
05-17-2008, 10:54 PM
middle aged balding white guy? no idea who that is, lol

M.O.T.H.
05-17-2008, 10:55 PM
http://i.virginradio.co.uk/images/blog_widget/uploaded/oconnell/1207638120_1493_mr_t.jpg

scottyboy
05-17-2008, 10:55 PM
http://media.scout.com/Media/Image/39/391267.jpg

Anthony Davis, ftw

fenikz
05-17-2008, 10:56 PM
middle aged balding white guy? no idea who that is, lol

that would be a cyborg

fedor emelianenko

jballa838
05-17-2008, 10:57 PM
Michael Oher ftw

BigJohn98
05-17-2008, 10:57 PM
I'd have this guy on the weekends

http://www.collider.com/uploads/imageGallery/Halloween/tyler_mane_as_michael_myers_halloween.jpg

BeerBaron
05-17-2008, 10:57 PM
that would be a cyborg

fedor emelianenko

oh. uhh.....ok. sounds more familiar

fischbowl
05-17-2008, 10:58 PM
Maybe BJ Sander, maybe not. He can kick some ass

BeerBaron
05-17-2008, 10:59 PM
Maybe BJ Sander, maybe not. He can kick some ass

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v613/BeerBaron/bjsander.jpg

hahaha...he got tackled by a detroit lion of all things

fischbowl
05-17-2008, 11:01 PM
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v613/BeerBaron/bjsander.jpg

hahaha...he got tackled by a detroit lion of all things

Well maybe Scott Player perhaps then.

BeerBaron
05-17-2008, 11:03 PM
Well maybe Scott Player perhaps then.

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v613/BeerBaron/scottplayer.jpg

now we're talking, check out the bleached 'stache

M.O.T.H.
05-17-2008, 11:04 PM
http://i.a.cnn.net/si/images/football/nfl/players/4522.jpg
http://www.stuff.co.nz/images/686007.jpg

Yeah Brother!

A Perfect Score
05-17-2008, 11:06 PM
first off, the only UFC fighter you want wathcing your back is rampage jackson :) and i do love some GSP...but BJ Penn is like 5'5 hahah he does not intimidate anyone.

id want...

http://www.metagame.com/uploads/Vs/2007/april/Deadpool1.jpg

Strongside
05-17-2008, 11:08 PM
first off, the only UFC fighter you want wathcing your back is rampage jackson

That was the first person I thought of

BrownsTown
05-17-2008, 11:14 PM
http://api.ning.com/files/fG7tueEtQqfmbObuwvRJCNNPVugjoPg1ZjgSI5Tg6Jk_/JackBauer01.jpg

Yes.

PACKmanN
05-17-2008, 11:16 PM
http://www.nflhispano.com/nfl/secciones/fotos/especiales/davis.jpg

and all 366 pound of him!

Smokey Joe
05-17-2008, 11:22 PM
Can I have a team? If so, I choose the A-Team.

http://www.grudge-match.com/Images/A-Team.jpg

That's unstoppable right there. Hell, just give me George Peppard.

PackerLegend
05-17-2008, 11:24 PM
Id take The Great Khali he is only 7 feet 3 inches tall and weighs 420 pounds. He also karate chops people. Id also consider a sumo wrestler. Or perhaps Angelina Jolie she was bad*** as the tomb raider and in Mr and Mrs Smith and ya know as my body guard maybe she can do a few special favors :D

M.O.T.H.
05-17-2008, 11:27 PM
1980's Dolph Lundgren wouldnt be a bad choice either, he was a bad ass back then.

http://www.thefertighaus.com/images/Blonds/IvanDrago.jpg

or maybe...

THE CARL WEATHERS

http://www.thelightisgreen.com/Apollo%20Creed.jpg

themaninblack
05-17-2008, 11:42 PM
This guy:
http://ca.youtube.com/watch?v=eBGIQ7ZuuiU

BeerBaron
05-17-2008, 11:45 PM
Can I have a team? If so, I choose the A-Team.

http://www.grudge-match.com/Images/A-Team.jpg

That's unstoppable right there. Hell, just give me George Peppard.

you can have them fire the same amount of ammo shot in WW2, not hit anybody, and still go home a winner, lol

kalbears13
05-18-2008, 01:03 AM
http://www.dvd.net.au/movies/t/09350-1.jpg

Boston
05-18-2008, 01:10 AM
http://www.mtv.com/movies/photos/n/no_country_for_old_men_070918/2.jpg

LonghornsLegend
05-18-2008, 01:40 AM
http://www.bossip.com/wp-content/uploads/suge-sleaze.jpg


Who wants to **** with Suge, it wouldn't get any better then him...Do you really want to put your life on the line lol.


http://www.mobfiggaz.net/2pac_images/death/knighthospital.jpg

DHVF
05-18-2008, 02:04 AM
http://www.twisted-candy.com/Marshmallow-Man.jpg


Now what r u gonna do to stop him?

awfullyquiet
05-18-2008, 02:11 AM
http://farm2.static.flickr.com/1359/553171085_cd32b12c46_o.jpg

pwnd.
sonic boom.

or maybe this dude

http://msnbcmedia.msn.com/j/msnbc/Components/Photos/040713/040713_jennings_vmed_5p.widec.jpg

WMD
05-18-2008, 02:48 AM
http://img265.imageshack.us/img265/4153/79424118kd7.jpg

Walter Herrmann. End thread.

eaglesfan_45
05-18-2008, 02:55 AM
http://i125.photobucket.com/albums/p62/finefilipinoboi/mexicanasspczvey.jpg

the guy on the right is my choice

or maybe Bunkley
http://i107.photobucket.com/albums/m320/inkspad/bunkley.jpg

either way, I win!! :D

ImBrotherCain
05-18-2008, 04:31 AM
http://www.twisted-candy.com/Marshmallow-Man.jpg


Now what r u gonna do to stop him?

What is... Call Ghost Busters

ATLDirtyBirds
05-18-2008, 06:44 AM
http://www.mtv.com/movies/photos/n/no_country_for_old_men_070918/2.jpg



He'd definately have to be up there.

OSUGiants17
05-18-2008, 08:41 AM
http://api.ning.com/files/fG7tueEtQqfmbObuwvRJCNNPVugjoPg1ZjgSI5Tg6Jk_/JackBauer01.jpg

Yes.
For once BT, I agree with you. Bauer > All

MaxV
05-18-2008, 08:58 AM
Well since my top choice was already taken (Fedor Emelianenko), I'll go with:

http://www.personal.psu.edu/users/m/t/mtd182/bob%20sanders%201.jpg

Yatta!
05-18-2008, 09:04 AM
http://www.edrperformance.com/images/brick.jpg

He killed a guy with a trident.

UKfan
05-18-2008, 09:27 AM
http://jadedviewer.com/uploaded_images/spinkickmain-728338.jpg

Jean Claude Van Damme ftw!

Go_Eagles77
05-18-2008, 09:35 AM
http://i125.photobucket.com/albums/p62/finefilipinoboi/mexicanasspczvey.jpg

the guy on the right is my choice


My god that is gross. lol

Sniper
05-18-2008, 09:38 AM
http://www.edrperformance.com/images/brick.jpg

He killed a guy with a trident.

I saw that!

He might still be laying low though

GermanSaint
05-18-2008, 09:57 AM
larry allen /thread closed


or i take this guy and his chest toupet

http://www.playermag.de/world/10-06_torsten_frings/gallery/480/480x480_004.jpg

skinzzfan25
05-18-2008, 10:03 AM
http://www.bossip.com/wp-content/uploads/suge-sleaze.jpg


Who wants to **** with Suge, it wouldn't get any better then him...Do you really want to put your life on the line lol.


http://www.mobfiggaz.net/2pac_images/death/knighthospital.jpg

Didn't Suge just get snuffed?

LOL

Yup:
http://www.prefixmag.com/news/suge-knight-knocked-out-photos/18695/

BeerBaron
05-18-2008, 10:21 AM
http://www.edrperformance.com/images/brick.jpg

He killed a guy with a trident.

that is pretty sweet

Brothgar
05-18-2008, 10:43 AM
http://rhyn.files.wordpress.com/2007/12/1065479188_ebd73d600f.jpg

hell yeah

diabsoule
05-18-2008, 11:54 AM
http://www.thebestmartialartsmovies.com/images/Steven%20Seagal.jpg

Hwoarang
05-18-2008, 12:15 PM
http://api.ning.com/files/fG7tueEtQqfmbObuwvRJCNNPVugjoPg1ZjgSI5Tg6Jk_/JackBauer01.jpg

Yes.
This guy>>>Bauer

http://www.giantmag.com/art/0807_movies_01_bourne.jpg

CashmoneyDrew
05-18-2008, 12:52 PM
http://www.doorfromhell.com/thelair/wp-content/uploads/2007/07/whippet-hulk-1.jpg

I win!

bantx
05-18-2008, 01:06 PM
u only need steven segal

http://i107.photobucket.com/albums/m315/lawlzpwnt/stevensegallookingforanasswhoopingc.jpg

http://i107.photobucket.com/albums/m315/lawlzpwnt/stevensegalwtfrulookingatcopy.jpg

http://i107.photobucket.com/albums/m315/lawlzpwnt/stevensegalplzgtfocopy.jpg

http://i107.photobucket.com/albums/m315/lawlzpwnt/stevensegalshootabitchcopy.jpg

TheGreatEscape
05-18-2008, 01:12 PM
Jordyzzzzzzzzzzz has already been taken.

I'm going to hockey for my duo of Gary Bettman and Rick Jeanerette. Jeanerette because he can bring down buildings with his voice whenever he sees scoring take place and Bettman because he's the puppetmaster who controls everything in his league so well that he's gotta have some telepathic powers, how else has Sean Avery not been shot yet?

JT Jag
05-18-2008, 01:14 PM
http://rhyn.files.wordpress.com/2007/12/1065479188_ebd73d600f.jpg

hell yeahPerfect bodyguard. If I ever got killed, he'd just shift to half an hour before it happened and get me out of there.

UKfan
05-18-2008, 01:27 PM
Whoever post Jason Bourne, they win over everyone here. Jason Bourne is a beast.

Hwoarang
05-18-2008, 01:29 PM
Whoever post Jason Bourne, they win over everyone here. Jason Bourne is a beast.This guy did.

OSUGiants17
05-18-2008, 02:07 PM
This guy did.

ur right, Jason Bourne is better then Bauer. Don't know how I forgot him.

Hwoarang
05-18-2008, 02:22 PM
ur right, Jason Bourne is better then Bauer. Don't know how I forgot him.Both badass but when you can beat someone's ass with a book and then kill him with a towel that puts you a notch above.

Brent
05-18-2008, 02:27 PM
Tony Jaa: http://youtube.com/watch?v=rKQ9DY8O41A

Hwoarang
05-18-2008, 02:37 PM
Tony Jaa: http://youtube.com/watch?v=rKQ9DY8O41A

http://youtube.com/watch?v=2-yAhg8J9EM&feature=related

BaLLiN
05-18-2008, 02:57 PM
http://www.mtv.com/onair/rob_and_big/assets/images/flipbooks/cast/jason_campbell/DSC_0073.jpg

Hwoarang
05-18-2008, 03:02 PM
http://www.mtv.com/onair/rob_and_big/assets/images/flipbooks/cast/jason_campbell/DSC_0073.jpgBlack Lavender is possibly my favorite TV moment in the history of TV. That and Press Ham!

OSUGiants17
05-18-2008, 03:11 PM
http://www.firstshowing.net/img/marvel-avengers.jpg
The Avengers(just Ironman, Hulk, Captin America, Thor)

OSUGiants17
05-18-2008, 03:12 PM
http://www.firstshowing.net/img/marvel-avengers.jpg
The Avengers(just Ironman, Hulk, Captin America, Thor)
Better yet, give me this guy...
http://geekswhodrink.com/blog/media/2006-07-16.jpg

neko4
05-18-2008, 03:16 PM
I'll steal Clinton Portis' body guard
http://www.theredskinreport.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/04/sellers-and-portis.jpg

or
http://www.criticalbench.com/images/pro-athlete-bench-press2.jpg

Brodeur
05-18-2008, 03:23 PM
http://api.ning.com/files/fG7tueEtQqfmbObuwvRJCNNPVugjoPg1ZjgSI5Tg6Jk_/JackBauer01.jpg

Yes.

Damn right. Jack Bauer fears no methods of torture and no man, and will never die.

Hwoarang
05-18-2008, 03:25 PM
http://i152.photobucket.com/albums/s163/igotmoney55/BobbyLightBlackLavender.jpg

BeerBaron
05-18-2008, 03:27 PM
Both badass but when you can beat someone's ass with a book and then kill him with a towel that puts you a notch above.

pretty much yes

nemesis3394
05-18-2008, 07:24 PM
http://www.formfunctionemotion.net/i/yoda.jpg

or

http://sithsigma.files.wordpress.com/2007/06/darthvader.jpg

cant really choose but either would be good

BeerBaron
05-18-2008, 07:25 PM
yoda would be a sweet bodyguard. he wouldn't indimidate a soul yet if they mess with you......they certainly underestimated him, lol

nemesis3394
05-18-2008, 07:27 PM
yoda would be a sweet bodyguard. he wouldn't indimidate a soul yet if they mess with you......they certainly underestimated him, lol

exactly, the force ftw lol

nemesis3394
05-18-2008, 07:28 PM
http://www.canmag.com/images/front/lucas/indiana.jpg

cant forget this guy although his techniques would be a bit dated

Cigaro
05-18-2008, 08:02 PM
http://southcarolina.rivals.com/IMAGES/Player/video/COOKE-20070908-200X267-PC.JPG

Emmanuel Cook.

josh07039
05-18-2008, 08:14 PM
We all know he's a good shot http://www.fleen.com/uploads/2006/05/fmji9.jpeg

BeerBaron
05-18-2008, 08:15 PM
nice FMJ reference, thats points in my book, lol

Thunder&Lightning
05-18-2008, 08:19 PM
http://www.theage.com.au/ffximage/2005/09/30/2_transporter_2_050928034121805_wideweb__300x414.j pg

josh07039
05-18-2008, 08:23 PM
nice FMJ reference, thats points in my book, lolActually, the real question is who would you get to protect yourself from him, and of course the answer has to be

http://media.monstersandcritics.com/articles/1321918/article_images/shooter3.jpg

I looked up the movie shooter with the intention of posting Marky Mark and i couldn't resist.

BeerBaron
05-18-2008, 08:26 PM
Actually, the real question is who would you get to protect yourself from him, and of course the answer has to be

http://media.monstersandcritics.com/articles/1321918/article_images/shooter3.jpg

I looked up the movie shooter with the intention of posting Marky Mark and i couldn't resist.

as badass as he is in his own right, don't count on this guy protecting you from mr. pyle

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v613/BeerBaron/gunnery-sergeant-hartman-pointing.jpg

fischbowl
05-18-2008, 08:26 PM
nice FMJ reference, thats points in my book, lol

Pyle is a fat lard. He'll turn his back on you too.

josh07039
05-18-2008, 08:29 PM
as badass as he is in his own right, don't count on this guy protecting you from mr. pyle

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v613/BeerBaron/gunnery-sergeant-hartman-pointing.jpg
I'm pretty sure Pyle put that guy in a world of ****. I don't think he'll be protecting anyone.

Brothgar
05-18-2008, 08:31 PM
Pyle is a fat lard. He'll turn his back on you too.

Pyle can be easily defeated with a bar of soap and a sock.

BeerBaron
05-18-2008, 08:32 PM
Pyle can be easily defeated with a bar of soap and a sock.

clearly that failed....it only served to make him angry!

cdub11
05-19-2008, 09:10 AM
The Terminator

http://imagecache2.allposters.com/images/pic/adc/10229354A~Terminator-2-Judgement-Day-Posters.jpg

Brothgar
05-19-2008, 09:13 AM
The Terminator

http://imagecache2.allposters.com/images/pic/adc/10229354A~Terminator-2-Judgement-Day-Posters.jpg

I need your pants your boots and your motorcycle.

BeerBaron
05-19-2008, 09:20 AM
I'm pretty sure Pyle put that guy in a world of ****. I don't think he'll be protecting anyone.

thats why i said i DONT think he'll be protecting anyone

cdub11
05-19-2008, 09:52 AM
a couple other good ones

Neo
http://www.firstshowing.net/img/neo-matrix-bullets-hdr.jpg

Marv
http://www.monstersandcritics.com/artman/uploads/marv.jpg

Thunder&Lightning
05-19-2008, 10:40 AM
ya those would be pretty sweet

Incinerator
05-19-2008, 11:17 AM
Domino
http://www.marginalrevolution.com/photos/uncategorized/domino2_1.jpg

DaBears9654
05-19-2008, 12:59 PM
1980's Dolph Lundgren wouldnt be a bad choice either, he was a bad ass back then.

http://www.thefertighaus.com/images/Blonds/IvanDrago.jpg
Looks like that guy who played the terrorist on Next that only spoke French.

Sorry about the vague description; I checked imdb.com as well as the movie Web site and couldn't find for sure what his name is.

Anyway, I'd take the husband of a former co-worker at Staples. I swear if the guy played football, he'd definitely be a DT. This man is huge. He's like 6-2 and built like Larry Allen (whom I wouldn't have thought of if I hadn't seen him posted earlier in this thread).

A Perfect Score
05-19-2008, 01:35 PM
Domino
http://www.marginalrevolution.com/photos/uncategorized/domino2_1.jpg

soooo sexy...+ rep for you my man!

Dr. Gonzo
05-19-2008, 01:41 PM
Since we are referencing Stanley Kubrick films I've gotta go with

Alex because he loves a bit of the old ultraviolence

http://i88.photobucket.com/albums/k169/gaffa101/alex-de-large1.jpg

Barry Lyndon because he would challenge everyone to a dual

http://www.academyleader.com/erikvidal/photos/BarryLyndon2.jpg

Dr. Strangelove because he is a crazy NAZI

http://www.adliterate.com/archives/dr_strangelove_1ed07.jpg

The greatest horror character of all time

http://blogs.indiewire.com/twhalliii/shining.jpg

Or my personal favorite, HAL 9000 because he is awesome

http://www.dailygalaxy.com/photos/uncategorized/2007/09/10/hal_computer_space_odyssey_2001_2.jpg

the dude
05-19-2008, 01:44 PM
http://i115.photobucket.com/albums/n281/Anders_skak/Zangief-alpha.jpg

OSUGiants17
05-19-2008, 04:31 PM
http://www.firstshowing.net/img/marvel-avengers.jpg
The Avengers(just Ironman, Hulk, Captin America, Thor)
Better yet, give me this guy...
http://geekswhodrink.com/blog/media/2006-07-16.jpg

themaninblack
05-19-2008, 05:19 PM
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v504/ZendoDeb/misc/V_for_Vendetta.jpg

PackerLegend
05-19-2008, 05:27 PM
Hellzzzzzzz Yazzzzzzzzzz Angelinazzzzzzzzz Joliezzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz

http://www.ananova.com/images/entertainment/angelinajolie_guns340x518.jpg
http://www.celebritywonder.com/mp/2005_Mr._and_Mrs._Smith/2005_mr_and_mrs_smith_014.jpg

Dr. Gonzo
05-19-2008, 05:27 PM
Better yet, give me this guy...
http://geekswhodrink.com/blog/media/2006-07-16.jpg

Be honest OSUGiants, you would rather have this man on the left.

http://www.sanmateodailynews.com/pics/padn/400xN/smdn/2007-2-23-02-23-07-stan-mens-hoops

Hwoarang
05-19-2008, 06:07 PM
Although I went with Jason Bourne these 3 deserve serious consideration.

Achilles

http://www.familycourtchronicles.com/philosophy/spartan/spartan-brad-pitt.jpg

Bushido Brown

http://img142.imageshack.us/img142/4039/bushidobrownzf1.png

And of course Afro Ninja

http://sc.tri-bit.com/images/f/f2/Afroninja_castin.gif

BeerBaron
05-19-2008, 06:09 PM
if your going to throw out a Bushido Brown reference, id mention Stinkmeaner too. hes a mean somebitch and can really kick some ass for a blind guy

Hwoarang
05-19-2008, 06:24 PM
if your going to throw out a Bushido Brown reference, id mention Stinkmeaner too. hes a mean somebitch and can really kick some ass for a blind guyHe was only badass when he possessed Tom Dubois.

619
05-19-2008, 06:41 PM
Oh boy this has gotta be Rampage Jackson for me.

Chucky
05-19-2008, 06:45 PM
http://myspace-361.vo.llnwd.net/00395/16/39/395649361_l.jpg

OSUGiants17
05-19-2008, 08:04 PM
Be honest OSUGiants, you would rather have this man on the left.

http://www.sanmateodailynews.com/pics/padn/400xN/smdn/2007-2-23-02-23-07-stan-mens-hoops
no this man
http://assets.espn.go.com/photo/2007/1008/ncb_g_lopez_275.jpg

Crickett
05-19-2008, 08:11 PM
I'd go with either Leeloo

http://millajovovich.com/pics/tfe11.jpg

or

Power Girl

http://www.randomletters.com/blog/archives/Power_Girl.jpg

Staubach12
05-19-2008, 08:11 PM
http://media.teamxbox.com/games/ss/1353/1163619950.jpg

Finz99
05-19-2008, 10:24 PM
Mine would have to be a velociraptor.

http://www.spicepuppy.com/2007/09/velociraptor.jpg

BeerBaron
05-19-2008, 10:27 PM
the only way id want a raptor is if i could ride it. now that would pretty sweet...

more a steed than bodyguard however

Staubach12
05-19-2008, 10:29 PM
the only way id want a raptor is if i could ride it. now that would pretty sweet...

more a steed than bodyguard however

Right. It would get distracted if you weren't riding it. I still say John-117 > All.

DaBears9654
05-22-2008, 10:53 AM
Or, how about that blind girl on Avatar? For not being able to see anything, she is one tough chick!

Bob Sanders Dreadlock
05-22-2008, 11:26 AM
Optimus Prime

http://www.wallpaperez.net/wallpaper/movie/Transformers-Optimus-Prime-theme-682.jpg


OR

Jesus packin heat
http://more4news.typepad.com/photos/uncategorized/gunsandgod.jpg

trkaline
05-22-2008, 01:18 PM
http://www.yuanlei.com/movies/big/3ninjas.jpg
Rocky, Colt and Tum-Tum...
Unbeatable...

DragonFireKai
05-22-2008, 02:23 PM
http://content.answers.com/main/content/wp/en/thumb/c/cc/200px-Saintkillers.jpg

or

http://images2.wikia.nocookie.net/metalgear/images/thumb/1/17/THEBOSS.jpg/250px-THEBOSS.jpg

hobbes2053
05-22-2008, 02:30 PM
http://www.dan-dare.org/Dan%20TMNT/TMNTWallpaper1024.jpg

terribletowel39
05-22-2008, 02:39 PM
I'm not sure if he has been listed but Lord Voldemort has to be up there. **** even Dumbledore, right?? Come on, they both are safe picks. I think I would have to go with Dumbledore out of the two though.

the dude
05-22-2008, 04:28 PM
http://content.answers.com/main/content/wp/en/thumb/c/cc/200px-Saintkillers.jpg



oh snap, forgot about him. Great choice!

DragonFireKai
05-22-2008, 04:35 PM
oh snap, forgot about him. Great choice!

Well, let's see. He shrugged off a nuclear blast without even dirtying his clothes, he froze over hell by the sheer force of his hatred, he killed god and satan, yeah, sounds like the kind of person I'd like to have watching my back.

bored of education
05-22-2008, 04:59 PM
My bodyguard with you Alabama Whirley from True Romance.

rchrd
05-22-2008, 05:13 PM
Ludo
http://www.irishbikerforum.com/forums/uploads/photo-2318.jpg

Just so I could meet Bowie and sing Magic Dance

the dude
05-22-2008, 05:26 PM
Well, let's see. He shrugged off a nuclear blast without even dirtying his clothes, he froze over hell by the sheer force of his hatred, he killed god and satan, yeah, sounds like the kind of person I'd like to have watching my back.

i looked him up on wikipedia:

Abilities:

divine Colts, immortality,
Total Invulnerability, Super Strength

yup, thats my choice

CashmoneyDrew
05-22-2008, 06:20 PM
i looked him up on wikipedia:

Abilities:

divine Colts, immortality,
Total Invulnerability, Super Strength

yup, thats my choice

And his name would be?.....

DragonFireKai
05-22-2008, 07:00 PM
And his name would be?.....

The Saint of Killers.

MetSox17
05-22-2008, 07:30 PM
I can't believe it took 3 pages for someone to get to Jason Bourne.

But if i needed a Bodyguard(s) I'd get these guys. Throwback to my middle school days. If you ever kick their ass (which is highly unlikely) all they gotta do is eat a magical bean and they're as good as new!

http://i44.photobucket.com/albums/f30/ejones00/1.jpg

Hawk
05-22-2008, 07:34 PM
http://farm2.static.flickr.com/1173/774789874_7cee7c85b9_o.jpg

BeerBaron
05-22-2008, 07:36 PM
I can't believe it took 3 pages for someone to get to Jason Bourne.

But if i needed a Bodyguard(s) I'd get these guys. Throwback to my middle school days. If you ever kick their ass (which is highly unlikely) all they gotta do is eat a magical bean and they're as good as new!

http://i44.photobucket.com/albums/f30/ejones00/1.jpg

i was thinking about DBZ guys, lol. id personally go Piccolo though.....hes got a more badass attitude and hes still stronger than 99.999999% of beings in existance.

he and vegeta were always my favorites

Bills2083
05-25-2008, 07:06 PM
as badass as he is in his own right, don't count on this guy protecting you from mr. pyle

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v613/BeerBaron/gunnery-sergeant-hartman-pointing.jpg

I feel like an idiot for asking this, but...
what movie is this from? :eek:

BeerBaron
05-25-2008, 07:07 PM
I feel like an idiot for asking this, but...
what movie is this from? :eek:

<shock> f-f-full m-m-etal jjjjacket </shock>

Bills2083
05-25-2008, 07:10 PM
THUNDERCATS!
http://usversusthem.files.wordpress.com/2008/04/thundercats.jpg

other options...
http://starsmedia.ign.com/stars/image/article/840/840584/jason-bourne-gun_001_1197330917.jpg jason bourne

http://www.tonyrogers.com/humor/images/valuev1_large.jpg Nikolay Valuev

http://www.forgotten-ny.com/STREET%20SCENES/andrenomi/andrejake3.jpg Andre the Giant

Bills2083
05-25-2008, 07:11 PM
<shock> f-f-full m-m-etal jjjjacket </shock>

Thanks.
+rep for you

BeerBaron
05-25-2008, 07:11 PM
Thanks.
+rep for you

lol thanks. thats a good movie....i recommend it to everyone if you havent seen it

iworshipbender
05-25-2008, 08:53 PM
http://blogs.indiewire.com/twhalliii/NoCountryForOldMen3.jpg

Second.dayumn is dat sum whitetext?