View Full Version : Salisbury looks terrible
locseti
02-28-2007, 01:12 AM
What the hell happened to Salisbury's face? Its all shriveled up and red, he looks like an alcoholic. And bald, making john clayton look less weird - must've been a rough week for nfl "analysts"
bearsfan_51
02-28-2007, 01:13 AM
Hopefully he's dying.
Tubby
02-28-2007, 01:16 AM
Hopefully he's dying.
Thats so horrible and I love it.
bearsfan_51
02-28-2007, 01:18 AM
Thats so horrible and I love it.
Whatever gets him off my television quite frankly.
Fooath
02-28-2007, 01:20 AM
Nutrisystem! Don't you see the commercials?
locseti
02-28-2007, 01:22 AM
Hopefully Merril Hoge will contract whatever Salisbury has, combineitis? If it is deadly they will both be gone.
That's probably just what he looks like without makeup.
Jaws is the worst of the them all..... "i have been looking at the game film" makes me want to kill myself
locseti
02-28-2007, 01:25 AM
No, judging by the amount of times "I have looked at the tape" has been said, Merril Hoge has easily watched the most film.
Tubby
02-28-2007, 01:26 AM
Jaws is the worst of the them all..... "i have been looking at the game film" makes me want to kill myself
I know, I just want to scream at the TV "NO YOU HAVENT YOU IGNORANT EAST-COAST BIASED ***, YOURE JUST FINDING ANOTHER WAY TO RAVE ABOUT THE NEWEST ADDITION TO THE ESPN OVERRATED AND OVERHYPED LINEUP"
Maybe thats just me.
bearsfan_51
02-28-2007, 01:27 AM
I ******* love Jaws. And I especially love Adande's impression of Jaws on Around the Horn. I laugh out loud every time.
Looks like Michael Smith is getting more air time as NFL analyst on ESPN. He's by far better then any they have now.
Looks like Michael Smith is getting more air time as NFL analyst on ESPN. He's by far better then any they have now.
token black guy...
bearsfan_51
02-28-2007, 01:34 AM
token black guy...
Token idiot response.
Would you guys hate me if I said I was a John Clayton fan? The guy looks ridiculous but I usually like what he has to say. Of the former players group, I like Stink more often than not.
token black guy...
They do need a new one since Michael Irvin is gone.
and still better then Salisbury or Hodge.
bearsfan_51
02-28-2007, 01:36 AM
They do need a new one since Michael Irvin is gone.
Half of the analysts at ESPN are black. Do you all understand how stupid you sound?
bearsfan_51
02-28-2007, 01:36 AM
Would you guys hate me if I said I was a John Clayton fan? The guy looks ridiculous but I usually like what he has to say. Of the former players group, I like Stink more often than not.
John Clayton = Golden
Half of the analysts at ESPN are black. Do you all understand how stupid you sound?
Wow, take it so seriously. It was just a freakin goof.
locseti
02-28-2007, 01:38 AM
Would you guys hate me if I said I was a John Clayton fan? The guy looks ridiculous but I usually like what he has to say. Of the former players group, I like Stink more often than not.
I Love John Clayton. The professor, he pretty much knows more than the former players, or at least he seems like he does. He always rolls his eyes at Salisbury. Its like the nerd and the jock when they argue, I always want Clayton to get the best of him
Michael Smith has no facial emotion at all.
I'm not sure how else but seriously anyone should take a suggestion that ESPN only keeps a few "token" black analysts to appease god knows what organization that might punish them.
bearsfan_51
02-28-2007, 01:40 AM
I'm not sure how else but seriously anyone should take a suggestion that ESPN only keeps a few "token" black analysts to appease god knows what organization that might punish them.
Racism is serious, who knew?
Tubby
02-28-2007, 01:40 AM
Michael Smith is the only analyst on ESPN that really knows what he's talking about.
locseti
02-28-2007, 01:41 AM
I don't see why John Clayton bothers to comb over his 4 strands of hair. He is the definition of an egghead.
I'm not sure how else but seriously anyone should take a suggestion that ESPN only keeps a few "token" black analysts to appease god knows what organization that might punish them.
exactly why jackie mac is on Around the Horn every so often
Alrite alrite enough with race talk, get back to topic....
So Salisbury looks weird?
Michael Smith is the only analyst on ESPN that really knows what he's talking about.
SKip Bayless > Michael Smith
ESPN in my opinion does a great job of being an equal opportunity for on air talent, including women. The fact is, there are not many women who could compete on Around the Horn right now in the paper business. But if you'd been paying attention, Linda Kohn's been around forever, Suzy Kolber will host NFL Live sporadically, and women have been a (mostly annoying) staple on sidelines of NFL games for the past decade or so.
yodapoop
02-28-2007, 01:46 AM
SKip Bayless > Michael Smith
Absolutley Not.
locseti
02-28-2007, 01:46 AM
Skip and his Diet Dew. "I just took a sip of my diet dew and there is exactly 1/4 of the bottle remaining"
locseti
02-28-2007, 01:47 AM
woody is the greatest though. by far.
Absolutley Not.
I wish there was smiley for sarcasm.
yodapoop
02-28-2007, 01:49 AM
I wish there was smiley for sarcasm.
Woody Paige's Naked>Skip Bayless
Tubby
02-28-2007, 01:50 AM
I wish there was smiley for sarcasm.
http://forumimages.footballguys.com/style_emoticons/default/sarcasm.gif
Skip Bayless is a clown. Just like other clowns, all he manages to do most of the time is annoy me. Every blue moon though he'll manage to entertain me, even if I don't agree with him.
locseti
02-28-2007, 01:52 AM
I never agree with him, but he says what he thinks, even if it's ridiculous and highly improbable.
http://forumimages.footballguys.com/style_emoticons/default/sarcasm.gif
Need to submit that to Smiley request thread ASAP.
the mavericks hate on ESPN is insane just throwing that out there
I never agree with him, but he says what he thinks, even if it's ridiculous and highly improbable.
Skips Thoughts
Ted Ginn better then Calvin Johnson.
Ben Gordon is 5'11
Lebron is Overrated
etc....more BS
the mavericks hate on ESPN is insane just throwing that out there
The Mavs are the least hyped dominant team since UT's NC season when they beat the supposed greatest team of all time in USC. Hmm, there seems to be a connection folks...
the mavericks hate on ESPN is insane just throwing that out there
Seriously. What is up with that. Only guy who seems to give them any due is Greg Anthony.
locseti
02-28-2007, 02:00 AM
The Mavs are the least hyped dominant team since UT's NC season when they beat the supposed greatest team of all time in USC. Hmm, there seems to be a connection folks...
I just figured everybody already knew they were that good and there was no need to hype them up. They are the best team in the west, and are now getting more hype because of the 3 twelve game winning streaks.
Seriously. What is up with that. Only guy who seems to give them any due is Greg Anthony.
the rest are all over the Spurs nuts
My master's thesis is going to be called "Texas: A Case Study in Player Hating".
Tubby
02-28-2007, 02:03 AM
Now you know how us Seattilites feel, only we're 10 times worse.
diabsoule
02-28-2007, 02:15 AM
Not too sound too deragatory but he looks like a ***** or a clitoris. Not sure which one.
Windy
02-28-2007, 02:16 AM
i hate the nutrisystems commercial.
Sean Salisbury: "Chicks dig me".
locseti
02-28-2007, 02:30 AM
It looks like Nutrisystem is sucking the life out of him. Chicks dont dig that.
yourfavestoner
02-28-2007, 02:57 AM
John Clayton = Golden
I ******* love Jaws. And I especially love Adande's impression of Jaws on Around the Horn. I laugh out loud every time.
Sometimes you and I think so alike that it's scary.
M.O.T.H.
02-28-2007, 05:33 AM
Jaws is a biased loser.
The Unseen
02-28-2007, 06:38 AM
Jaws is probably my favorite, Michael Smith close behind.
John Clayton's okay.
And I hate Skip Bayless. Hate is a strong word, but maybe it's not strong enough in this case...
roidrunner
02-28-2007, 08:01 AM
Token idiot response.
hahaha. I love it..
bearsfan_51
02-28-2007, 09:18 AM
My master's thesis is going to be called "Texas: A Case Study in Player Hating".
Blame you know who (I can't say his name cause we can't talk about such things on this forum).
RoyHall#1
02-28-2007, 10:25 AM
Salisbury cut his hair to honor his father who is dying from cancer.
roidrunner
02-28-2007, 10:26 AM
wow. i feel kinda like an As*hole
RoyHall#1
02-28-2007, 10:29 AM
lol, salisbury does suck as an analyst though
M.O.T.H.
02-28-2007, 10:49 AM
wow. i feel kinda like an As*hole
lol. :)
You are a horrible person :)
jk.
TitleTown088
02-28-2007, 11:03 AM
I'm just glad Jaws got rid of those metro gaffas he had.
Shiver
02-28-2007, 12:56 PM
Hopefully he's dying.
I love you.
Looks like Michael Smith is getting more air time as NFL analyst on ESPN. He's by far better then any they have now.
I like Michael Smith and his covering of the NFL. Boy does he get jobbed in Around the Horn.
Jaws is the worst of the them all..... "i have been looking at the game film" makes me want to kill myself
Jaws is so ridiculously pro-Eagles, it's hilarious. It's as though he has a running contest to see if he can top himself. Go Jaws.
Blame you know who (I can't say his name cause we can't talk about such things on this forum).
It's partially you-know-who's fault for adding fuel to the fire but it goes back farther than him. The nature and history of Texans (and the original Texicans) is mostly to blame.
i noticed that too today, and it didnt help seeing him in High Definition.
cunningham06
02-28-2007, 11:32 PM
Not too sound too deragatory but he looks like a ***** or a clitoris. Not sure which one.
He looks more like a ***** IMO. A gross shriveled *****.
swagger
03-01-2007, 03:53 AM
I absolutely hate Merril Hoge.
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