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farfromforgotten
06-15-2008, 07:31 AM
by the year 2050 you should be able to find that special "someone".

http://news.yahoo.com/s/afp/20080615/ts_afp/lifestylenetherlandstechnologylovesexrobots_080615 055138

Creepy.

BaLLiN
06-15-2008, 07:34 AM
a robot cant be a lover, they'll be too rough, they could cut "it" off, and chafe too much as well.

trkaline
06-15-2008, 07:58 AM
....wow just wow...you hear that hand? Soon you will no longer be needed....this is just plain weird and I find it rather disturbing....

neko4
06-15-2008, 08:02 AM
time to go robot hunting before all mankind is screwing robots

trkaline
06-15-2008, 08:05 AM
Yup time to kill them all before they go I-Robot on us...better do it now before they start offering us ****jobs if we let them live...

Smokey Joe
06-15-2008, 08:06 AM
Oh god, it's begun! DAMN YOU TERMINATOR!

trkaline
06-15-2008, 08:07 AM
Come WITH ME IF YOU WANT TO LIVE!!! Get To The CHOPPA!!!

Addict
06-15-2008, 08:08 AM
Yup time to kill them all before they go I-Robot on us...better do it now before they start offering us ****jobs if we let them live...

I'd be tempted... somehow screwing a robot sounds like an adventure. Also, they should name it something cool, like RoboSlut.

trkaline
06-15-2008, 08:11 AM
Yeah I must admit robo***** is tempting...I wonder if you banged a robohooker if you'd get a virus instead of an STD? They would have bill slots on them and debit readers built in...

CJSchneider
06-15-2008, 08:56 AM
Instead of KY you would use motor oil.

Addict
06-15-2008, 09:06 AM
Yeah I must admit robo***** is tempting...I wonder if you banged a robohooker if you'd get a virus instead of an STD? They would have bill slots on them and debit readers built in...

stick your credit card in there and pound away.

trkaline
06-15-2008, 09:09 AM
Hmm wonder if they have a nagging mode if not it just wont be the same...Take out the trash...do the dishes...stop screwing my sister blah blah blah...

Addict
06-15-2008, 09:13 AM
Hmm wonder if they have a nagging mode if not it just wont be the same...Take out the trash...do the dishes...stop screwing my sister blah blah blah...

Absolutely. I get those A LOT.

trkaline
06-15-2008, 09:17 AM
Absolutely. I get those A LOT.

Yeah then if she gets too annoying you can break up with her for awhile..i.e. shut her down and throw her in the closet...

Addict
06-15-2008, 09:30 AM
Yeah then if she gets too annoying you can break up with her for awhile..i.e. shut her down and throw her in the closet...

pretty much what we do with the human ones...

trkaline
06-15-2008, 09:32 AM
You put them in your closet too? Weird I thought I was the only one that did that...

Addict
06-15-2008, 09:33 AM
You put them in your closet to? Weird I thought I was the only one that did that...

... is there any other way to get closure?

(I tried the boondock saints thing but it didn't work).

trkaline
06-15-2008, 09:37 AM
Aw man this was some good stuff I would give you rep but I'm over the limit for the day...

trkaline
06-15-2008, 09:39 AM
Edit:Lack of sleep I retract this current statement...

kalbears13
06-15-2008, 09:48 AM
I thought this was going to be like:

Good news for the lonely...

the Dating Advice Thread is back!

Brent
06-15-2008, 11:09 AM
what a stupid thing to be wasting time on building.

SuperKevin
06-15-2008, 11:18 AM
This should get moved to the Power Metal thread. Lord knows all those guys are lonely

iworshipbender
06-15-2008, 12:32 PM
That's something you'd keep up in the attic(next to the fleshlight,) and only pull out on those lonely drunken nights when every girl at the bar is getting pounded by someone other than you.

LonghornsLegend
06-15-2008, 12:39 PM
Robots as sex toys should already be on the market within five years, predicted Levy, "a sort of an upgrade of the sex dolls on sale now".

These would have electronic speech and sensors that make them utter "nice sounds" when a human caresses their "erogenous zones".


This is just ridiculous...I guess a good ol fashioned flick isn't good enough anymore.

awfullyquiet
06-15-2008, 01:10 PM
This should get moved to the Power Metal thread. Lord knows all those guys are lonely

oh lawdy.

pwned.

nobodyinparticular
06-15-2008, 01:28 PM
It's a ridiculous article because there is no way you can put a timetable on actually being able to get emotions for the robot. Like the Dutch researcher said, they can get the artificial intelligence of a 1-year old. Emotions is a LOOOONG way off. True artificial intelligence without emotions is a LOOOOONG way off.

That said, this is the thread of the year. Awesome dialog on it. I was really laughing there.

farfromforgotten
06-15-2008, 04:01 PM
Hmm wonder if they have a nagging mode if not it just wont be the same...Take out the trash...do the dishes...stop screwing my sister blah blah blah...

Haha. After the initial creepiness wore off, thats what I started thinking about.

Robot porn would be the new fad. Scary.

They could eventually have their own television series.

Desperate House-bots?

neko4
06-15-2008, 04:08 PM
This has gone to far gentlemen im starting

Humans Obliberating Robotic Exotica

or HORE


We must terminate all robots used for love. Theres an episode of Futurama that warns about this

Addict
06-15-2008, 04:08 PM
what a stupid thing to be wasting time on building.

hey, don't hate on robopoon!

badgerbacker
06-15-2008, 04:12 PM
Well if the robots are coming we had better get prepared...

http://video.google.com/videoplay?docid=-1435090770451224720

For when the metal ones decide to come for you; and they will.

trkaline
06-15-2008, 04:19 PM
You Wont Kill My Rosie!!!!!!

Go_Eagles77
06-15-2008, 04:38 PM
Hey you never know if one day when you're in your 60s..... I'm just saying one day "it" might not come so easy and you might need a little lovin...







But seriously, the people that are gonna buy these are the same freaks that spend 50 bucks on fleshlights.

trkaline
06-15-2008, 04:44 PM
Eww flesh lights I remember a little while ago finding out this group of dudes I know ,and there were like 3 of them had one and all used the same one....thats some grimey nasty stuff....thats like using a condom then going ok we only had enuff for one who gots next...

PalmerToCJ
06-15-2008, 04:47 PM
Time to start saving...

MetSox17
06-15-2008, 05:04 PM
What i'm wondering is if you'll find any robo-brothels.

Or Robo-Trannies.

Watch out Ronaldo.

iworshipbender
06-15-2008, 05:30 PM
What i'm wondering is if you'll find any robo-brothels.

Or Robo-Trannies.

Watch out Ronaldo.
And the trannies... Don't even get me started on the trannies. It's science run amok! OK? It's very confusing. I'm looking at a woman, I'm talking to a woman, I see the woman's *****... NOW I'm confused!

jayceheathman
06-15-2008, 07:11 PM
Hey you never know if one day when you're in your 60s..... I'm just saying one day "it" might not come so easy and you might need a little lovin...







But seriously, the people that are gonna buy these are the same freaks that spend 50 bucks on fleshlights.

They are $34.95, $59.95 if you build your own, and $79.95 for a replicate of one of the models *****.