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bored of education
07-01-2008, 04:43 PM
What are your plans for the weekend?

Mine is going to see James Taylor at Tanglewood for the 18th time. Also some family picnics and what not.

Turtlepower
07-01-2008, 04:44 PM
Going up with my girlfriend to her place. Nothing special. Last year on July 4th was the hottest day of the summer at 117, so I don't mind getting out of Phoenix for the weekend.

slightlyaraiderfan
07-01-2008, 04:52 PM
I am hoping I do nothing, absolutely nothing.

bored of education
07-01-2008, 04:56 PM
I am hoping I do nothing, absolutely nothing.


You can come to my cuddle party.

MetSox17
07-01-2008, 05:08 PM
July 4th = Another excuse to get drunk

iowatreat54
07-01-2008, 05:15 PM
July 4th = Another excuse to get drunk

you need an excuse to get drunk?

Gay Ork Wang
07-01-2008, 05:16 PM
July 4th = just another day in germany

Young Legend
07-01-2008, 05:17 PM
I have to work till 10:30 on the 4th so ill probably end up doing nothing but on Saturday night it will be a different story.

draftguru151
07-01-2008, 05:29 PM
Go to the beach for the first time in forever. (hopefully it doesn't rain likes it been for the last week and a half)

badgerbacker
07-01-2008, 05:34 PM
My brother is actually having his bachelor party this weekend. So that makes two excuses to get drunk.

BaronVonMonkey
07-01-2008, 06:02 PM
drunk+fireworks= good times o yea

MetSox17
07-01-2008, 06:21 PM
drunk+fireworks= good times o yea

Alcohol + Fireworks = Second degree burns

draftguru151
07-01-2008, 06:28 PM
http://www.proseandcorns.com/blog/wp-content/uploads/2007/10/slow-learner.jpg

BaLLiN
07-01-2008, 06:29 PM
Its actually my birthday on the 4th of July, no joke. So im probably going to get all the ladies at my towns fireworks.

themaninblack
07-01-2008, 06:59 PM
gettin drunk n watchin fireworks while playing cornhole(don't do it).

On the 5th im goin to see Snoop Dogg and 311.

iowatreat54
07-01-2008, 07:04 PM
gettin drunk n watchin fireworks while playing cornhole(don't do it).

On the 5th im goin to see Snoop Dogg and 311.

you mean bags? :D

and why don't do it, drunk + bags = fun + exploding, flying things = really fun...although I prefer to launch them rather than just watch

themaninblack
07-01-2008, 08:20 PM
I was referring to the eventual **** erotic onslaught that was bound to come with the mention of cornhole. Thats what we call it where I come and were the ones that invented it!

CJSchneider
07-01-2008, 08:20 PM
My kids and I are going to shoot off fireworks at my neighbor's house.

bored of education
07-01-2008, 09:02 PM
i love murdering animals with explosives

TitleTown088
07-01-2008, 09:23 PM
Is this thread going to have to sustain the Canada threads' prosperity?

brat316
07-01-2008, 09:26 PM
man I can't have good fireworks in PA

fischbowl
07-01-2008, 09:33 PM
man I can't have good fireworks in PA

yeah but you at least have fireworks. I can tell you about 10 people i know drove down to Erie to buy fireworks for Friday

brat316
07-01-2008, 09:35 PM
they are like sparklers and snakes and thing that make smoke or like a big cylinder that shoots littel sparks like 2 feet up

BaLLiN
07-01-2008, 10:25 PM
Its actually my birthday on the 4th of July, no joke. So im probably going to get all the ladies at my towns fireworks.

its nice to know you all care

iowatreat54
07-01-2008, 10:26 PM
its nice to know you all care

America's bday > ballin's bday :D

maybe everyone doesn't want to wish happy birthday prematurely...I mean come on, you likes premature actions...

bored of education
07-01-2008, 10:34 PM
sparklers are worse than carebears

iowatreat54
07-01-2008, 10:43 PM
sparklers are worse than carebears

what about carebears set on fire by sparklers?

BaLLiN
07-01-2008, 10:44 PM
America's bday > ballin's bday :D

maybe everyone doesn't want to wish happy birthday prematurely...I mean come on, you likes premature actions...

very true, and how the heck is america more important then me? its produced obese people and anorexic people at the same time, besides, i can ride a bike with no handlebars, thats right biotch.

iowatreat54
07-01-2008, 10:46 PM
very true, and how the heck is america more important then me? its produced obese people and anorexic people at the same time, besides, i can ride a bike with no handlebars, thats right biotch.

hmmm touche...a premature happy birthday to you my friend, +rep for your present

bored of education
07-01-2008, 10:47 PM
what about carebears set on fire by sparklers?

not bad. sparklers are the worst things ever. *** sex >>>>> sparklers

BaLLiN
07-01-2008, 10:49 PM
hmmm touche...a premature happy birthday to you my friend, +rep for your present

fank you my dear friend. when art thou birthdae

iowatreat54
07-01-2008, 10:53 PM
not bad. sparklers are the worst things ever. *** sex >>>>> sparklers

I like when places, or states for that matter, market them as fireworks...like when states say most fireworks are illegal, but you can buy fireworks such as snakes or sparklers...it's like "gee, thanks, but I'll just stick to lighting a match or giving a reach around out before buying sparklers."

fank you my dear friend. when art thou birthdae

not until the greatest month of the year, October...7th to be exact

football in full swing, baseball playoffs, I love it

BaLLiN
07-01-2008, 10:55 PM
oh, well thats cool. your born on a non special day. :p

iowatreat54
07-01-2008, 11:02 PM
oh, well thats cool. your born on a non special day. :p

oh it's special because it's the day the world was graced with my presence, who knows what you all would do without me in your life :D

BaLLiN
07-01-2008, 11:09 PM
oh it's special because it's the day the world was graced with my presence, who knows what you all would do without me in your life :D

we wouldnt have an iowa treat.....54

Brent
07-02-2008, 06:57 AM
For a few laughs:

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v296/idiotnumbr3/ind_2.jpg

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v296/idiotnumbr3/ind_3.jpg

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v296/idiotnumbr3/ind_9.jpg

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v296/idiotnumbr3/ind_1.jpg

iowatreat54
07-02-2008, 11:24 AM
For a few laughs:

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v296/idiotnumbr3/ind_9.jpg

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v296/idiotnumbr3/ind_1.jpg

so true...

I plan on following the first one I quoted, possibly substituting some Jack for Jim depending on the mood

TitleTown088
07-02-2008, 12:00 PM
sparklers are worse than carebears

I must respectfully disagree.

Take one or two packages of sparklers and put them all together in a group. Next, pull one out of the group further than the rest(for a fuse) and procede to ducttape the hell out of the group of sparklers... I mean the hell out of it too. Put a large amount of the tape up and down the entire group of sparklers to create some pressure, no gaps. Now light the single sparkler you pulled out futher than the rest and get away, Boom. If you do this they are not so sally anymore. If you do it correctly, you will be rewarded with a nice explosion.

bored of education
07-02-2008, 02:22 PM
I must respectfully disagree.

Take one or two packages of sparklers and put them all together in a group. Next, pull one out of the group further than the rest(for a fuse) and procede to ducttape the hell out of the group of sparklers... I mean the hell out of it too. Put a large amount of the tape up and down the entire group of sparklers to create some pressure, no gaps. Now light the single sparkler you pulled out futher than the rest and get away, Boom. If you do this they are not so sally anymore. If you do it correctly, you will be rewarded with a nice explosion.


interesting

if this doesnt work im gonna shove sparklers you know where