View Full Version : Canseco vs. Sikahema...Who ya got?

07-11-2008, 10:34 AM



Tomorrow night in Atlantic City, former roided out baseball star, Jose Canseco, will take on former Pro Bowl return man and current NBC anchor, Vai Sikahema, in a boxing match. It is believed that the winner will take on John Rocker later on in the year. Oh yes.

Tale of the tape

Jose Canseco (The Truth)

6'4 245

44 years old

claims to be a black belt and mixed martial arts "expert"

Vai Sikahema (The Tongan Terror)

5'9 205

45 years old

Former amateur boxer with over 80 career fights

Random notes:

Canseco is listed as a -155 favorite over Sikahema (+115)

Reno Mahe will be Sikahema's cut man

So, who ya got?

bored of education
07-11-2008, 10:39 AM
I will go with Vai!!!!!!!

07-11-2008, 10:40 AM
well I've met Reno Mahe, so i'll go with Vai!

07-11-2008, 10:40 AM
Since when does a black belt help you in boxing?

07-11-2008, 10:44 AM
well I've met Reno Mahe, so i'll go with Vai!

haha, I met him too when he played at a basketball game at my high school back in the day. It's crazy how tiny he is. I got Sheldon Brown to sign one of my Gamecocks hats that day. haha. Good stuff.

07-11-2008, 10:45 AM
I was going to add a poll but, I honestly have no idea how to do it these days. That's kind of sad. I clicked on add poll and nothing happened.

07-11-2008, 10:46 AM
Vai. Seriously, if you put boxing skill vs someone bigger than you. I'd always take the boxing skill. You can't kickbox someone in a boxing match.

07-11-2008, 10:47 AM
Canseco should be able to use his reach to frustrate his opponent. PS will te winner really be boxing John Rocker?

07-11-2008, 10:50 AM
Huge size advantage for Canseco however I just can't overlook Vai's boxing experience so that's who I got.

07-11-2008, 10:51 AM
Canseco should be able to use his reach to frustrate his opponent. PS will te winner really be boxing John Rocker?

Just a rumor right now but, Rocker wants in apparently. Promoter, Damon Feldman, is trying to get a big celebrity boxing series going. He's even trying to get Mark Mcgwire to get in the ring. Ha. If Rocker agrees to fight, he'll fight one of these two in November most likely.

07-11-2008, 10:53 AM
i gotta go with vai

is this fight going to be on PPV?

07-11-2008, 10:59 AM
I think you have to go with an experienced boxer. Canseco has a huge weight/height advantage but if he isn't an experienced boxer he will make mistakes.

07-11-2008, 11:01 AM
Vai...... just because of the boxing experience

07-11-2008, 11:02 AM
Sikahema training w/ Larry Holmes.


He actually looks pretty good. Hopefully, he knocks Canseco out.

07-11-2008, 11:04 AM
i gotta go with vai

is this fight going to be on PPV?

I cant find where it will be televised. I'm sure you'll see it on youtube shortly after it concludes.

07-11-2008, 11:09 AM
Vai FTW!
Will it be on tv? If not, it will show up on youtube sooner or later.

07-11-2008, 11:19 AM
I don't know what will be more entrtaining. This or Hulk Hogan's Celebrity Championship Wrestling on CMT

Here are the contestants

Danny Bonaduce - The Partridge Family, Breaking Bonaduce
Todd Bridges - Diff'rent Strokes
Butterbean - Professional Super-Heavyweight boxer, kickboxer and mixed martial artist
Trishelle Cannatella - reality television star and Playboy model
Dustin Diamond - Good Morning, Miss Bliss/Saved by the Bell
Erin Murphy - Bewitched
Dennis Rodman - Former professional basketball player
Frank Stallone - actor and singer who has been in four of the six Rocky films staring his brother, Sylvester.
Tiffany - 1980s singer teen pop star
Nikki Ziering - Playboy model

07-11-2008, 11:41 AM
oh my, John Rocker is going to destroy someone.

07-11-2008, 11:57 AM
I got Vai Sikahema. He's quick and he's SAMOAN! lol

07-11-2008, 12:08 PM
Vai FTW!!!!!!!

07-11-2008, 01:30 PM
Its gonna sound repetitive, but ITs got to be Sikahema. I saw an article aobut this in my newspaper aobut a week and a half ago, but didn't think to put it on. Oh well, if there is a way for me to see it, I will, otherwise, I'll have to find another way.

A Perfect Score
07-11-2008, 02:52 PM
Vai is gunna win this outright, Canseco will get roid rage and be DQ'ed!

07-11-2008, 03:01 PM
vai sikahema has a cool name and looks pretty badass, plus he has boxing experience. obvious choice

07-11-2008, 03:04 PM
APS, I LOVE your sig and avi.

07-11-2008, 03:33 PM
Vai, boxing skill/speed beats out size anyday. Don't get me wrong Canseco will get in some good shots, but in the end it will be Sikahema by a unanimous decision.

07-13-2008, 03:02 AM
Sikahema knocked Canseco out in the 1st round. hahahahaha. I cant find the video yet but, they showed it on ESPN News.


07-13-2008, 09:52 AM
Not really a surprise, but great nonetheless. Canseco must feel like a wimp now. Perhaps he is regretting giving up the roids, haha.

07-13-2008, 01:14 PM
Vai is the man.

07-13-2008, 01:33 PM
LMAO awesome, I can't wait for a clip of the knockout to be posted, Canseco was talking big **** so I know he feels like a loser lol.

07-13-2008, 02:41 PM
Ha I just saw the clip.....hilarious.

07-13-2008, 04:27 PM
Does anybody have a link to a video?

07-13-2008, 04:31 PM
Does anybody have a link to a video?

They show a clip in the article MOTH posted at the top of this page

07-13-2008, 04:33 PM
Rocker can take him though.

He's got an insane reach and partly insane himself.

07-13-2008, 04:54 PM
Vai is the man!!!


07-13-2008, 05:32 PM
They show a clip in the article MOTH posted at the top of this page

hmm...that wasnt there before. haha. Yup, it was updated. nice.

07-13-2008, 05:57 PM
Haha that's awesome.


07-14-2008, 09:45 AM
Via is the man

07-14-2008, 10:06 AM
its hilarious that canseco got knocked out in the 1st