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A Perfect Score
07-18-2008, 03:34 PM
Which one would it be? For me, it'd be a hard decision, but I think my first choice would be a Silverback Gorilla, and Ill explain why.

-Highly Intelligent
-Makes a great bodyguard/home protector
-I can train him to bring me beer
-Great workout buddy
-Not highly aggressive


http://blog.markwill.com/images/orig_silverback_gorilla_sm_blog.jpg



Gorillas FTW! My backup options would be

2) An otter
3) A Kangaroo
4) A Koala

what about you guys?

Wootylicous
07-18-2008, 03:36 PM
Kodiak bear.

http://z.about.com/d/pittsburgh/1/7/l/Q/kodiak_bear_2.jpg

Why ? Protection.

Gay Ork Wang
07-18-2008, 03:37 PM
http://www.die-geobine.de/gif/panda.jpg

Why? If dogs can get u girls, Pandas will get u a whole harem

TimD
07-18-2008, 03:40 PM
I would say tigers but screw that. I want:

http://deadspin.com/assets/resources/2008/04/teeth-mike-tyson-400a071807.jpg

VoteLynnSwan
07-18-2008, 03:42 PM
Which one would it be? For me, it'd be a hard decision, but I think my first choice would be a Silverback Gorilla, and Ill explain why.

-Highly Intelligent
-Makes a great bodyguard/home protector
-I can train him to bring me beer
-Great workout buddy
-Not highly aggressive


http://blog.markwill.com/images/orig_silverback_gorilla_sm_blog.jpg



Gorillas FTW! My backup options would be

2) An otter
3) A Kangaroo
4) A Koala

what about you guys?

Male Silverback Gorillas are EXTREMELY aggressive... you'd definitely be killed by that thing.

fenikz
07-18-2008, 03:47 PM
http://img329.imageshack.us/img329/7998/cutepenguinbu7.jpg
win.

Wootylicous
07-18-2008, 03:47 PM
http://animals.nationalgeographic.com/staticfiles/NGS/Shared/StaticFiles/animals/images/primary/great-white-shark.jpg

My great white shark would rape anyone who is trying to get in my pool with no authorisation.

TitleTown088
07-18-2008, 03:47 PM
Wolf.

Why? White fang.

TitleTown088
07-18-2008, 03:48 PM
http://yokothespiritfox0.tripod.com/my_photos/cute_penguin.jpg
win.

He said pet, not dinner.

A Perfect Score
07-18-2008, 03:49 PM
Male Silverback Gorillas are EXTREMELY aggressive... you'd definitely be killed by that thing.

its amazing what a few bananas and a punching bag can do :) trust me man, i have it all planned out...Gorillas=epic win

Twiddler
07-18-2008, 03:52 PM
http://animals.nationalgeographic.com/staticfiles/NGS/Shared/StaticFiles/animals/images/primary/african-lion-closeup.jpg

"Anybody can get past a dog. But NOBODY ***** with a lion."


I thought that someone would have said it already.

Gay Ork Wang
07-18-2008, 03:52 PM
u said though that they are not aggressive. U = Fail :D

Bills2083
07-18-2008, 03:53 PM
Siberian Tiger

http://seattletimes.nwsource.com/ABPub/2006/10/19/2003313515.jpg


btw, you cant go wrong with a bulldog
http://imagecache2.allposters.com/images/pic/AGF/2771~Bulldog-Posters.jpg

Turtlepower
07-18-2008, 03:53 PM
Don't mess with my eagle!!!

http://www.hoax-slayer.com/images/eagle-and-fox.jpg

Wootylicous
07-18-2008, 03:54 PM
lol, are you even sure you'd go in the pool with that shark?

Yes my cute little shark awww.

bantx
07-18-2008, 04:46 PM
I would have a Liger so i can name it chaos and ride it naked

http://uplink.space.com/attachments/499583-liger.jpg

http://www.hemmy.net/images/animals/liger01.jpg

http://liger.org/images/liger.jpg

IndyColtScout
07-18-2008, 04:52 PM
Don't mess with my eagle!!!

http://www.hoax-slayer.com/images/eagle-and-fox.jpg


That's one of the coolest nature pics I have ever seen.

As for my pet, I would want a Komodo Dragon (however you spell it) and I would name him Yoshi. I always wanted a pet dinosaur.

PackerLegend
07-18-2008, 04:54 PM
Cheetah mother*****, I'll get a saddle and get to places in a flash for free.

http://farm3.static.flickr.com/2365/2274204177_092a4a3c8f.jpg

A Baboon because he is bad***
http://farm1.static.flickr.com/43/85866163_0d573f7097.jpg

A retardddded giraffe also bad***
http://farm1.static.flickr.com/205/490338813_6c53231fc4.jpg

and a Lion to protect the house and start my ring of Lion fighting which is way more bad*** then pitbull fighting. Once Vick gets out he is joining my posse.
http://farm1.static.flickr.com/219/510104810_28a0184381.jpg

UKfan
07-18-2008, 04:57 PM
http://www.greenpeace.org/raw/image_full/international/photosvideos/photos/polar-bear-in-arctic

Polar bears kick ass

619
07-18-2008, 05:03 PM
http://animals.nationalgeographic.com/staticfiles/NGS/Shared/StaticFiles/animals/images/primary/african-lion-closeup.jpg

"Anybody can get past a dog. But NOBODY ***** with a lion."


I thought that someone would have said it already.

You're right. Everyone knows lions are the ones who kick ass. That's my choice.

MetSox17
07-18-2008, 05:05 PM
I would have a Black Panther (not the civil rights one) as my pet.

Scary as hell, quick, agile, surprisingly strong and persistent.

And at night, their fur is a natural cloaking device. Stealth mode: ON
http://i298.photobucket.com/albums/mm274/arno-brotzki/Panther-0001.jpg

Check out what this bad boy did to an Anaconda.
It says its a Jaguar, but it looks like a panther to me.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DJmP_MBuD7w

jayceheathman
07-18-2008, 05:05 PM
http://animals.nationalgeographic.com/staticfiles/NGS/Shared/StaticFiles/animals/images/primary/african-lion-closeup.jpg

"Anybody can get past a dog. But NOBODY ***** with a lion."


I thought that someone would have said it already.

I thought about posting that but then I thought that I didnt want to end up like Zigfried. If a tiger could do that kind of damage I wonder what I lion would do if it turns on you.

Canadian_kid16
07-18-2008, 05:24 PM
Don't mess with my eagle!!!

http://www.hoax-slayer.com/images/eagle-and-fox.jpg

win right there

RoyHall#1
07-18-2008, 05:26 PM
You're right. Everyone knows lions are the ones who kick ass. That's my choice.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Yv4Sia94Cu8

Badass indeed.

TitleTown088
07-18-2008, 05:31 PM
I thought about posting that but then I thought that I didnt want to end up like Zigfried. If a tiger could do that kind of damage I wonder what I lion would do if it turns on you.

A tiger would kick the **** out of a Lion. Tigers are much more badass.

CJSchneider
07-18-2008, 05:48 PM
I'd have to pick a......

http://myanimalblog.files.wordpress.com/2008/03/250koala0.jpg

koala.

Why? You'd never have to worry about your koala getting stressed out about anything. You'd never have to say, "Chill out koala." No, they'd just be a mellow companion that you could sit around and watch the game with.

PackerLegend
07-18-2008, 05:51 PM
Or you could just get the almighty sloth.....

http://farm3.static.flickr.com/2053/1615968569_58f7f53cb5.jpg

http://www.peacheschrist.com/mmass/goons/sloth.jpg

Atleast you dont have to worry about him/her running away

themaninblack
07-18-2008, 05:55 PM
sloths terrify me.

The Dynasty
07-18-2008, 05:57 PM
I would want a Monkey or Praire Dog.

Brent
07-18-2008, 06:01 PM
http://s190.photobucket.com/albums/z257/americanwildlife/Mammal/Z-PattiMcNeal-grayfox.jpg

Gray Fox

619
07-18-2008, 06:02 PM
A tiger would kick the **** out of a Lion. Tigers are much more badass.

What are you smokin'?

JF4
07-18-2008, 06:03 PM
Some sort of pig, bear, man.

Wootylicous
07-18-2008, 06:07 PM
http://viralpolitics.com/wp-content/uploads/2007/11/manbearpig.jpg

Gay Ork Wang
07-18-2008, 06:09 PM
http://i93.photobucket.com/albums/l62/theonlyPHELPS/manbearpig.jpg

I TOLD YOU IT WAS REAL!!! IM SUPER CEREAL!!!

Actually in a fight between Lion and Tiger its about equal but it would go Tiger.

Go_Eagles77
07-18-2008, 06:12 PM
http://www.wolvesgonewild.com/images/photo-ScaryWolf2.jpg

CJSchneider
07-18-2008, 06:15 PM
I want one of these too

http://www.furiousmuse.com/pictures/liger.jpg

They are bred for their skills in magic.

Brent
07-18-2008, 06:19 PM
Napoleon Dynamite was awful, you should all be ashamed haha

Splat
07-18-2008, 06:20 PM
I'm a cat person my self so any kinda big cat would be awesome.

scottyboy
07-18-2008, 06:20 PM
http://www.pokemonblack.com/imagenes/pokemons/058_Growlithe.gif

http://koti.phnet.fi/bast/pokemon/chat/growlithe.jpg

Wootylicous
07-18-2008, 06:21 PM
Growlithe > everything.

RoyHall#1
07-18-2008, 06:25 PM
Pssh, how can it be better than Arcanine? And why do I know what Arcanine is? :(

TitleTown088
07-18-2008, 07:02 PM
What are you smokin'?
Information.

The tiger (Panthera tigris) is a mammal of the Felidae family; the largest and the most powerful of the four "big cats"

Brent
07-18-2008, 07:12 PM
Pssh, how can it be better than Arcanine? And why do I know what Arcanine is? :(
because you're a Pokemon nerd?

MetSox17
07-18-2008, 07:30 PM
because you're a Pokemon nerd?

As are you for identifying that "Arcanine" is a Pokemon

bantx
07-18-2008, 07:36 PM
Why decide which one to have tiger or lion? when u can have both a freakn liger!

CJSchneider
07-18-2008, 07:38 PM
I want one of these too

http://www.furiousmuse.com/pictures/liger.jpg

They are bred for their skills in magic.

I already called it.

Gay Ork Wang
07-18-2008, 07:41 PM
I would have a Liger so i can name it chaos and ride it naked

http://uplink.space.com/attachments/499583-liger.jpg

http://www.hemmy.net/images/animals/liger01.jpg

http://liger.org/images/liger.jpg
No he did ;)

Jakey!!!
07-18-2008, 07:57 PM
Wombats are freakin amazing! I would have a wombat and call it Jeffrey.

http://www.bwacksforum.com/forums/image.php4?u=838&dateline=2006

Brent
07-18-2008, 08:00 PM
As are you for identifying that "Arcanine" is a Pokemon
It's called Google smart guy. and welcome back Jakey

TheBuffaloBills
07-18-2008, 08:27 PM
I dont know what it is but this looks cool

http://www.freakingnews.com/pictures/4000/Tazmanian-Jackrabbit--4229.jpg

TheBuffaloBills
07-18-2008, 08:30 PM
Or a T-dac would be cool

http://www.brensgumbyland.com/pioneers%20&%20pterodactyl.jpg

djp
07-18-2008, 08:36 PM
It's not even close. A Koala Bear is the ultimate pet. Chick magnet, can hang on your shoulder. They're awesome. And they can be toilet trained very easily.

http://www.imagesaustralia.com/koala450j.jpg

MetSox17
07-18-2008, 09:21 PM
Edit - Edit - Edit

Paul
07-18-2008, 09:43 PM
Giraffe.
http://www.giraffes.org/giraffe.jpg

I've yet to witness anyone ride one like a horse, and I would like to be that trend setter.

MetSox17
07-18-2008, 09:45 PM
You would fall off

M.O.T.H.
07-18-2008, 09:46 PM
Capibara

http://www.artis.nl/paginas/t/dierentuin/zuidamerikapampa/img/capibara_7.jpg
http://www.arconet.es/users/marta/Capibara1.jpg

http://img140.imageshack.us/img140/445/p3220065hp5.jpg

Raccoon dog

http://scienceblogs.com/zooillogix/raccoon%20dog%201a.JPG

Leptailurus

http://www.brandywinezoo.org/images/serval_cat.jpg
http://animal-world.com/Cats/AfricanServal/Mouse_med.jpg

Paul
07-18-2008, 09:51 PM
You would fall off

Why do you have to crush dreams?

StrongSide97
07-18-2008, 09:57 PM
http://www.sheeptoshawl.com/news/data/upimages/cute_polar_bear.jpg


Or if it really existed

http://sportinggnomes.com/images/manbearpig.png

MetSox17
07-18-2008, 10:04 PM
Why do you have to crush dreams?

I'm just a bit of a realist. Haha. But hey, if you tied yourself to the back of it, you wouldn't fall off lol

the_legend_killer
07-18-2008, 10:18 PM
http://www.sodaclubusa.com/Penguin/images/penguin2.jpg

CJSchneider
07-18-2008, 11:56 PM
I dont know what it is but this looks cool

http://www.freakingnews.com/pictures/4000/Tazmanian-Jackrabbit--4229.jpg

Cool? It looks like it's ready to rip the camera man a new ***!

PackerLegend
07-19-2008, 12:07 AM
Cool? It looks like it's ready to rip the camera man a new ***!

What is it? All I see is a red X.

GB12
07-19-2008, 12:09 AM
Rob Schneider

SuperMcGee
07-19-2008, 02:05 AM
It's definitely the Koala. I mean, come on

http://www.koalanet.com.au/images/1koala_l.jpg


Nothing could beat that. I say this to my cat's face.

eaglesfan_45
07-19-2008, 02:58 AM
http://i263.photobucket.com/albums/ii147/Bikerblademama54/Panther.jpg

Panther FTW.

Tigers bite the neck psssssshhh.....

Panthers and Jaguars crush skulls. Yeah, thats a fact.

Brent
07-19-2008, 07:45 AM
I dont know what it is
http://www.freakingnews.com/pictures/4000/Tazmanian-Jackrabbit--4229.jpg
pretty sure that's fake but regardless it says in the URL: "Tasmanian Jackrabbit"

BufFan71
07-19-2008, 08:01 AM
http://www.soulcare.org/Creation/liger.jpg


or


http://campussqueeze.com/wp-content/uploads/2007/11/alligator-snapping-turtle.jpg

islandboy843
07-19-2008, 08:10 AM
FTW


http://lineout.thestranger.com/files/2008/01/animal.gif

CJSchneider
07-19-2008, 08:56 AM
If I had a dog i'd want one that.....

http://www.talariaenterprises.com/images3/6272a.jpg

plays poker or...

http://www.thevelvetstore.com/Merchant2/graphics/00000001/dogs%20playing%20poker22.jpg

shoots pool.

TheBuffaloBills
07-19-2008, 12:33 PM
This is the picture of the post with the red X

http://i4.photobucket.com/albums/y144/Shivax/Tazmanian-Jackrabbit.jpg

OSUGiants17
07-19-2008, 12:46 PM
1. http://scienceblogs.com/purepedantry/upload/2007/05/normal_ABM-capuchin%20monkey-monteverde.jpg
capuchin monkey
2. http://imagecache2.allposters.com/images/pic/EUR/2400-1246~Penguin-and-Chick-Posters.jpg
Penguin
3.http://www.gotpetsonline.com/pictures-gallery/exotic-pictures-breeders-babies/kangaroo-pictures-breeders-babies/pictures/kangaroo-0002.jpg
Kangaroo
4.http://www.laughparty.com/funny-pictures/Angry-Orangutan-961.jpg
Orangutan
5. http://www.westportlibrary.org/teenblog/images/baby-polar-bear.jpg
Polar Bear
6. http://www.imagesaustralia.com/koala450j.jpg
Koala
7. http://www.chinaodysseytours.com/tours/pictures/promotional-9-days-Sichuan-and-Tibet-Exploration-Tour/daybyday/panda-bear-d.jpg
Panda Bear

skinzzfan25
07-19-2008, 12:47 PM
I don't think that picture is big enough.

Bosanac01
07-19-2008, 01:57 PM
I would have a liger. A mixture of a lion and a tiger.

Go_Eagles77
07-19-2008, 02:15 PM
tigon > liger

Bosanac01
07-19-2008, 02:19 PM
tigon > liger



http://heckfy.org/wp-content/uploads/2007/07/ligr1.jpg

Gay Ork Wang
07-19-2008, 02:26 PM
duuuh that tiger is just sleepin


http://i248.photobucket.com/albums/gg187/DarkWingRobin/1104124080_HKaaOb.jpg

OSUGiants17
07-19-2008, 05:46 PM
all of these animals would make sick pets
http://www.hemmy.net/2006/06/19/top-10-hybrid-animals/

etk
07-20-2008, 01:03 PM
I would get an otter, but only if I could keep my cat. No animal replaces my cat.

drowe
07-21-2008, 10:18 AM
ok, i gave this some thought and i came up with a list..and reasoning.

kangaroo-but, only if i could fit in the pouch
polar bear cubs-but, i'd kill them and replace them with a new cub when they got big.
anything albino-pigment sucks balls.
unicorn-no explanation needed.
senile 90-year-old man-c'mon. it'd be fun. i'd teach him to get me things.
gerbil-for experimenting purposes.
richard gere-(see 'gerbil')
a lot of squirrels-squirrel racing. it'll be the new big thing.

themaninblack
07-21-2008, 12:08 PM
a lot of squirrels-squirrel racing. it'll be the new big thing.

Or a squirrel army.

http://ca.youtube.com/watch?v=sxCfxxeGhXA

cdub11
07-21-2008, 01:38 PM
http://animals.nationalgeographic.com/staticfiles/NGS/Shared/StaticFiles/animals/images/primary/great-white-shark.jpg

My great white shark would rape anyone who is trying to get in my pool with no authorisation.

i would have to go with the great white as well

MichaelJordanEberle (sabf)
07-21-2008, 03:14 PM
all of these animals would make sick pets
http://www.hemmy.net/2006/06/19/top-10-hybrid-animals/

Whoever came up with all those names is an idiot.

MetSox17
07-21-2008, 03:24 PM
Whoever came up with all those names is an idiot.

Reading your post made me go back and look at the link, which i originally had ignored. I don't think i've ever wasted my time in a more miserable manner than that.

TheBuffaloBills
07-21-2008, 03:53 PM
Reading your post made me go back and look at the link, which i originally had ignored. I don't think i've ever wasted my time in a more miserable manner than that.


The Pizzy? Really C'mon, that is the best they could come up with.

Go_Eagles77
07-21-2008, 04:00 PM
The wholphin is pretty cool. >_>