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NY+Giants=NYG
08-14-2008, 01:35 PM
Jessica Simpson's pregnancy boo-boo
http://www.stuff.co.nz/stuff/4654255a1860.html
LOL Funny stuff.
She knows she's just trying to get that child support from Romo. I bet she had Dollar Signs in her eyes when she thought that pregnancy test was positive.
jballa838
08-14-2008, 01:47 PM
A source added to the National Enquirer magazine: “Her friends know she’s feverishly trying to conceive.”
lol, nice .
Shane P. Hallam
08-14-2008, 01:48 PM
I never expected Jessica Simpson to read a lot, but misreading a pregnancy test? Isn't there some booklet that lays it all out? + = BABY. - = NO BABY
awfullyquiet
08-14-2008, 01:56 PM
she's a full blown ******.
sorry kids. you're in love with someone who'd barely make the special olympics.
Leave while you can, Romo.
drowe
08-14-2008, 02:32 PM
yikes.
yeah. pregnancy tests are not difficult to read. most of 'em say right on the box (hehe, box) what to look for with the result. you'd have to be pretty dim to misread the results and you'd have to be a drooling 'tard to call your disapproving in-laws with the "results" without even consulting with somebody with half a brain.
comahan
08-14-2008, 02:32 PM
I hate, hate, HATE dumb women.
KCJ58
08-14-2008, 02:44 PM
I hate, hate, HATE dumb women.
ditto that my brother
TheBuffaloBills
08-14-2008, 03:05 PM
Thats pretty ridiculous...... I mean really, C'mon
I hate, hate, HATE dumb women.
So why do you hang out on IRC all the time? That's full of dumb women!
Shane P. Hallam
08-14-2008, 03:13 PM
Don't make fun of DG now WMD...
awfullyquiet
08-14-2008, 03:22 PM
So why do you hang out on IRC all the time? That's full of dumb women!
we are feuding now.
Go_Eagles77
08-14-2008, 03:24 PM
A source added to the National Enquirer magazine: “Her friends know she’s feverishly trying to conceive.”Romo must be a pretty busy guy. lol.
CashmoneyDrew
08-14-2008, 03:28 PM
I loved how the parents were furious because they weren't married.
MichaelJordanEberle (sabf)
08-14-2008, 03:31 PM
Hahahahaha. wow.
draftguru151
08-14-2008, 03:35 PM
Don't make fun of DG now WMD...
You realize that would make you a woman as well right?
Shane P. Hallam
08-14-2008, 03:38 PM
You realize that would make you a woman as well right?
How so? Commie and I are obviously the only manly men in IRC!
CashmoneyDrew
08-14-2008, 03:44 PM
How so? Commie and I are obviously the only manly men in IRC!
I have chest hair and eat flapjacks in the morning before I go and chop down trees with my karate chops.
bored of education
08-14-2008, 03:47 PM
3 pregnancy tests were the only tests i was happy to fail esp. my cousin's
jballa838
08-14-2008, 03:52 PM
How so? Commie and I are obviously the only manly men in IRC!
i saw footloose. You are no manly man, because any manly man would have hated that movie.
Shane P. Hallam
08-14-2008, 03:55 PM
i saw footloose. You are no manly man, because any manly man would have hated that movie.
I do hate that movie. You know nothing about me!
draftguru151
08-14-2008, 03:56 PM
We all know you're watching it right now.
jballa838
08-14-2008, 03:58 PM
I do hate that movie. You know nothing about me!
I thought I read in National Esquire that you truly a footloose aficionado.
First they said Matt Millen was the father of Anna Nicole's baby, second that there will be another Wayne's World coming out soon, and now they were wrong about your liking of footloose.
**** National Esquire
Shane P. Hallam
08-14-2008, 04:02 PM
I thought I read in National Esquire that you truly a footloose aficionado.
First they said Matt Millen was the father of Anna Nicole's baby, second that there will be another Wayne's World coming out soon, and now they were wrong about your liking of footloose.
**** National Esquire
I do love Footloose, the musical, not the movie. A man's man!
jballa838
08-14-2008, 04:04 PM
I do love Footloose, the musical, not the movie. A man's man!
I thought it was the movie. and FYI, Cats > Footloose.
Shane P. Hallam
08-14-2008, 04:20 PM
Then you obviously have never seen Cats
jballa838
08-14-2008, 04:29 PM
Then you obviously have never seen Cats
I saw a BYU rendition once.
MichaelJordanEberle (sabf)
08-14-2008, 04:37 PM
You realize that would make you a woman as well right?
No he's saying it's full of dumb women because your girth takes up the whole room, shamu.
MichaelJordanEberle (sabf)
08-14-2008, 04:39 PM
I saw a BYU rendition once.
But all their best actors were either on missions or marrying for the third or fourth time... doesn't really count.
eaglesfan_45
08-14-2008, 04:40 PM
But all their best actors were either on missions or marrying for the third or fourth time... doesn't really count.
or giving birth to their 13th child.
jballa838
08-14-2008, 04:45 PM
But all their best actors were either on missions or marrying for the third or fourth time... doesn't really count.
BYU's Preforming Arts are better and more productive than OSU's.
Morm0ns FTW!
The Dynasty
08-14-2008, 05:03 PM
Maybe she thought the - on the pregnancy test was a good thing seeing how Negative is good in Medical terms....Still she should have known.
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