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bearsfan_51
08-15-2008, 05:04 PM
I had to.


Fact #1- Caleb Hanie statistically had an excellent game against the Chiefs.

Fact #2- ESPN thinks the Bears have bad quarterbacks, and ESPN is universally wrong on everything. Don't believe the media hype about Tom Brady, listen to me, an obscure Bears fan that really likes Caleb Hanie.

Fact #3- The only way I as an internet smark can prove I know more about the MSM is to find an obscure player and beat him into the ground until everyone sees how smart I am.

Fact #4- Mel Kiper Jr really likes Caleb Hanie (oh wait...that works against him, I'm supposed to hate Mel Kiper aren't I?)

Fact #5- IF I TYPE IN CAPS MY OPINION IS MORE IMPORTANT!!!!!!!!!!!!!


http://www.chicagobears.com/userfiles/image/default/Hanie_inside050308.jpg


Dude is ripped.

Gay Ork Wang
08-15-2008, 05:05 PM
Dude we can just play a 3 headed Monster

bearsfan_51
08-15-2008, 05:07 PM
That's true, having one good quarterback is so overrated. You need to rotate them so they stay well-rested.

Grossbomb/Neckbeard/Hanienator

Suck on that NFL.

iowatreat54
08-15-2008, 05:11 PM
no wait, if we put them all on the field at the same time no one will know who's going to be the real QB, so we have the advantage...plus, Hanie can run and throw, so that makes him better than guys like Manning or Brady who only throw

while we're at it, since Forte isn't the starter yet, the Bears have a 4 man rotation at RB with Forte, Jones, AP, and Wolfe...imagine how rested they will be if they rotate every other down!!!! We have the best offensive backfield ever!

UKfan
08-15-2008, 05:11 PM
Why would you not start a guy with a neckbeard, that guy is all powerful!

http://stillfootball.files.wordpress.com/2007/07/orton.jpg

Only was he could be beaten out of a starting job is if the Sorginator strolls into town...

PalmerToCJ
08-15-2008, 05:11 PM
I very strongly disagree.

The Chiefs have THREE quarterbacks who are very good.

They threw for 254 yards against the Bears defense.

Damon Huard had 9.6 Y/A.

When one of their quarterbacks need a breather, they can bring another in. It's the ideal situation.

iowatreat54
08-15-2008, 05:12 PM
I very strongly disagree.

The Chiefs have THREE quarterbacks who are very good.

They threw for 254 yards against the Bears defense.

Damon Huard had 9.6 Y/A.

When one of their quarterbacks need a breather, they can bring another in. It's the ideal situation.

yes, but none of them just emerged in the preseason, so they can't be good

Wootylicous
08-15-2008, 05:16 PM
Just when I thought the Vikings had the best QBs in the NFL...

evans555
08-15-2008, 05:18 PM
I had to.


Fact #1- Caleb Hanie statistically had an excellent game against the Chiefs.

Fact #2- ESPN thinks the Bears have bad quarterbacks, and ESPN is universally wrong on everything. Don't believe the media hype about Tom Brady, listen to me, an obscure Bears fan that really likes Caleb Hanie.

Fact #3- The only way I as an internet smark can prove I know more about the MSM is to find an obscure player and beat him into the ground until everyone sees how smart I am.

Fact #4- Mel Kiper Jr really likes Caleb Hanie (oh wait...that works against him, I'm supposed to hate Mel Kiper aren't I?)

Fact #5- IF I TYPE IN CAPS MY OPINION IS MORE IMPORTANT!!!!!!!!!!!!!


http://www.chicagobears.com/userfiles/image/default/Hanie_inside050308.jpg


Dude is ripped.



Ya but the Bears had horrible QB's to start with so this is not valid

Rex and Orton are hot garbage everone knows that

Have fun this season

If you had picked 27 other teams this would have been funny

But once again your team has 3 backup QBs

scottyboy
08-15-2008, 05:19 PM
AND his excellent preformance came in teh windy city, which makes everything that much more important.

AND if you multiply his number (1 X2) you get 2. add that to adding 1 and 2(his number 12!) and you get 2 and 3 thus equaling 23! ZOMGZ

bearsfan_51
08-15-2008, 05:19 PM
No you can't be Billingsly, even Billingsly knew how to put up a decent argument.

bearsfan_51
08-15-2008, 05:23 PM
AND his excellent preformance came in teh windy city, which makes everything that much more important.

AND if you multiply his number (1 X2) you get 2. add that to adding 1 and 2(his number 12!) and you get 2 and 3 thus equaling 23! ZOMGZ
Caleb Hanie = Michael Jordan?!?!?!


http://i.pbase.com/o5/00/497600/1/69188397.ZZHRq6Iq.eagle11817.jpg

PalmerToCJ
08-15-2008, 05:23 PM
yes, but none of them just emerged in the preseason, so they can't be good

This is where you are wrong.

Tyler Thigpen was held back last year in order to give the Chiefs a higher draft pick, he played against the Chargers but was informed he need to throw the game.

It is no coincidence that as Favre (a fellow wearer of the #4) leaves his spot with Green Bay that Thigpen will be the next #4 to emerge and solidify his role with the Chiefs.

Make no mistake, his numbers will improve tremendously against the lesser defenses of the league. To expect big numbers against the Bears is too much.

If and when he gets tired, they have Huard and Croyle to rely on.

iowatreat54
08-15-2008, 05:25 PM
This is where you are wrong.

Tyler Thigpen was held back last year in order to give the Chiefs a higher draft pick, he played against the Chargers but was informed he need to throw the game.

It is no coincidence that as Favre (a fellow wearer of the #4) leaves his spot with Green Bay that Thigpen will be the next #4 to emerge and solidify his role with the Chiefs.

Make no mistake, his numbers will improve tremendously against the lesser defenses of the league. To expect big numbers against the Bears is too much.

If and when he gets tired, they have Huard and Croyle to rely on.

ahhh my mistake, but can any of the 3 fumble off his knee while evading the rush? Because that is the true test of how good your QB is

iowatreat54
08-15-2008, 05:26 PM
Ya but the Bears had horrible QB's to start with so this is not valid

Rex and Orton are hot garbage everone knows that

Have fun this season

If you had picked 27 other teams this would have been funny

But once again your team has 3 backup QBs

picking up on sarcasm and obvious mocking not your strongest traits eh?

Rob S
08-15-2008, 05:26 PM
The Bills have a 2 headed monster at QB

PalmerToCJ
08-15-2008, 05:28 PM
ahhh my mistake, but can any of the 3 fumble off his knee while evading the rush? Because that is the true test of how good your QB is

Fumbles off your knee is not an official statistic, therefore it's useless in this debate.

I'm sure evans555 has my back on this one.

iowatreat54
08-15-2008, 05:30 PM
Fumbles off your knee is not an official statistic, therefore it's useless in this debate.

I'm sure evans555 has my back on this one.

well it should be, because between that and % of passes thrown deep and every one would realize the greatness in the Bears QBs

Gay Ork Wang
08-15-2008, 05:32 PM
3 headed monster > 2 headed monster

CashmoneyDrew
08-15-2008, 05:32 PM
Did you know one in three adults has genital herpes? I wish I would've found that out before I had that wild threesome last night.

Rob S
08-15-2008, 05:56 PM
3 headed monster > 2 headed monster


we have the 3 headed monster on ST plus the 2 headed moster at QB plus a four headed monster at RB because Fred Jackson and Dwayne Wright and Xavier Omom pwn all. That makes us a 9 headed monster, thats not even counting the man beast that is John DiGiorgio who account for like a 27 headed monster all by himself.

HChu
08-15-2008, 05:56 PM
Psssh, you can't beat the three-headed monster that is Campbell/Collins/Brennan! I mean you guys get to throw with the wind behind you!

yourfavestoner
08-15-2008, 06:01 PM
I had to.


Fact #1- Caleb Hanie statistically had an excellent game against the Chiefs.

Fact #2- ESPN thinks the Bears have bad quarterbacks, and ESPN is universally wrong on everything. Don't believe the media hype about Tom Brady, listen to me, an obscure Bears fan that really likes Caleb Hanie.

Fact #3- The only way I as an internet smark can prove I know more about the MSM is to find an obscure player and beat him into the ground until everyone sees how smart I am.

Fact #4- Mel Kiper Jr really likes Caleb Hanie (oh wait...that works against him, I'm supposed to hate Mel Kiper aren't I?)

Fact #5- IF I TYPE IN CAPS MY OPINION IS MORE IMPORTANT!!!!!!!!!!!!!


http://www.chicagobears.com/userfiles/image/default/Hanie_inside050308.jpg


Dude is ripped.

You have 22,000 posts here. You're not obscure enough for me to believe.

TheBuffaloBills
08-15-2008, 06:36 PM
Hey Bearsfan give stand up a shot.... Not

This thread should be locked...... Yeah

I am a stand up comedian...... Yeah

I have good humor..... Yeah

I dont sell out shows... Not

Gay Ork Wang
08-15-2008, 06:42 PM
Hey Bearsfan give stand up a shot.... Not

This thread should be locked...... Yeah

I am a stand up comedian...... Yeah

I have good humor..... Yeah

I dont sell out shows... Not

Idk, id go and pay to watch 2 people sleep or just to watch Bearfan post for an hour rather than watch ur So called Stand up show

TheBuffaloBills
08-15-2008, 06:42 PM
I clean toilets and mop floors 5 days a week..... I come home to an annoying wife and kids..... Then I come on here for a little relief...... Just a little.... And all it is is just Bills smashing...... Listen, I got 5 words for you all....

defending is different than Homering


I got to leave soon so I can do my stand-up..... Sold out

Gay Ork Wang
08-15-2008, 06:45 PM
I clean toilets and mop floors 5 days a week..... I come home to an annoying wife and kids..... Then I come on here for a little relief...... Just a little.... And all it is is just Bills smashing...... Listen, I got 5 words for you all....

defending is different than Homering


I got to leave soon so I can do my stand-up..... Sold out

U pmed me that ur 16 without a wife and kids....LIAR!

Defending is different than homering. But the thesis u are defending is Homerish

TheBuffaloBills
08-15-2008, 06:47 PM
Idk, id go and pay to watch 2 people sleep or just to watch Bearfan post for an hour rather than watch ur So called Stand up show

Hey Renji go pick on someone else..... You have given me - 400 rep points in 2 weeks...... Just leave me alone..... BTW why did you capitalize the word so?

I can understand why you wouldnt want to watch my show..... You dont want to be in pieces..... literally..... because I crack people up...... (hit snare, then cymbal)

TheBuffaloBills
08-15-2008, 06:48 PM
U pmed me that ur 16 without a wife and kids....LIER!

Defending is different than homering. But the thesis u are defending is Homerish

I was lying about my original lie which is that i am 16 without kids.... I was doing whatever it took to get my rep back.... thats all..... BTW you spelled Liar wrong.....

TheBuffaloBills
08-15-2008, 06:55 PM
I am done with rep......

My rep is like a skier....

Wait for it..... wait

Lots of ups and downs..... Oh C'mon you had to have laughed at that

But seriously I erased all of my rep quotes in my sig.... I dont care anymore....

BTW... that one quote..... I work day in and day out to recieve the most positive rep on the forums..... That was my senior quote under my picture in the year book.

bearsfan_51
08-15-2008, 07:30 PM
You have 22,000 posts here. You're not obscure enough for me to believe.

But my identity is a secret.


Man I have way too many posts.....

Job
08-15-2008, 07:48 PM
I'd sure believe you're 16 anytime if you're caring that much about your damn rep on a football board.

TheBuffaloBills
08-15-2008, 07:54 PM
not anymore..... Rep is just another person in the crowd.....

scottyboy
08-15-2008, 08:28 PM
not anymore..... Rep is just another person in the crowd.....

well considering rep is an inaminate object, i don't think it's a person

Bob Sanders Dreadlock
08-15-2008, 08:36 PM
Hanie+k= Hankie, hes a male that makes him Mr. Hankie, which sounds like Mr. Hankey from south park. Which obviously means his play will be poo poo.

eaglesfan_45
08-15-2008, 08:40 PM
whats up with all these stupid threads?

TheBuffaloBills
08-15-2008, 08:42 PM
well considering rep is an inaminate object, i don't think it's a person

Its a joke that is in my routine for stand up

Gay Ork Wang
08-15-2008, 08:46 PM
Its a joke that is in my routine for stand up
go away u said ur gone

scottyboy
08-15-2008, 08:47 PM
Its a joke that is in my routine for stand up

well obviously it was as funny as watching BME pain olympics.

TheBuffaloBills
08-15-2008, 08:59 PM
well obviously it was as funny as watching BME pain olympics.

Is it a group of comedians..... I will look it up to get some knowledge from them

TheBuffaloBills
08-15-2008, 09:03 PM
You are sick.......

MichaelJordanEberle (sabf)
08-15-2008, 09:09 PM
Caleb Hanie = Michael Jordan?!?!?!


http://i.pbase.com/o5/00/497600/1/69188397.ZZHRq6Iq.eagle11817.jpg

Hell no. Caleb Hanie owns that scrub. He couldn't even hit a curveball. He's more like Darius Miles. That guy is a dominant athlete.

Gay Ork Wang
08-15-2008, 09:47 PM
Caleb Hanie = Michael Phelps?

MichaelJordanEberle (sabf)
08-15-2008, 09:55 PM
Did you know one in three adults has genital herpes? I wish I would've found that out before I had that wild threesome last night.

Don't worry, that's only adults, not the teenage girls you were stat-raping.

MichaelJordanEberle (sabf)
08-15-2008, 09:55 PM
Caleb Hanie > Michael Phelps!

Edited for accuracy.

Dam8610
08-15-2008, 10:50 PM
Is it time for Calebzzzzzzz Haniezzzz yet?

619
08-15-2008, 11:03 PM
No you can't be Billingsly, even Billingsly knew how to put up a decent argument.

Just no. My boy could not be that stupid. This guy is a joke while atleast Billingsley knew what the **** he was talking about. Not to mention he isn't a Pats fan as well. :rolleyes:

Gatz
08-16-2008, 12:38 AM
I like the coin flip thing. Bears should round up three other awesome QBs from the league and roll a dice to decide who plays.
(Although I thought for sure that Grossman and Orton would agree to use a drinking competition to decide who starts)

MichaelJordanEberle (sabf)
08-16-2008, 12:43 AM
I like the coin flip thing. Bears should round up three other awesome QBs from the league and roll a dice to decide who plays.
(Although I thought for sure that Grossman and Orton would agree to use a drinking competition to decide who starts)

Orton would win, no way Grossman agrees to that. The REAL battle would be the ultimate in manliness.

A sexing competition.

Gatz
08-16-2008, 12:47 AM
http://i243.photobucket.com/albums/ff279/patroto/ortonmontage.jpg
Versus
http://www.dubfrequency.com/archives/rex_grossman-thumb.jpg

bearsfan_51
08-16-2008, 12:52 AM
Orton never found an old skank he didn't like.

gdamac
08-16-2008, 09:59 AM
how can ESPN be wrong about everything, they usually have one guy take on side of an issue and the other guy take the other.

TimD
08-16-2008, 10:07 AM
So is the BuffaloBills banned yet?

Addict
08-16-2008, 10:13 AM
So is the BuffaloBills banned yet?

I don't think he is.

diabsoule
08-16-2008, 10:28 AM
http://i243.photobucket.com/albums/ff279/patroto/ortonmontage.jpg
Versus
http://www.dubfrequency.com/archives/rex_grossman-thumb.jpg

I wish I could party with Neckbeard. He would've made an awesome pirate.

iowatreat54
08-16-2008, 10:57 AM
I wish I could party with Neckbeard. He would've made an awesome pirate.

I'm sad, I have yet to see him/hear about him being at Iowa in the last 3 years :(

TheBuffaloBills
08-16-2008, 12:53 PM
When was these pictures taken

bearsfan_51
08-16-2008, 01:07 PM
I'm sad, I have yet to see him/hear about him being at Iowa in the last 3 years :(
Nobody in their right mind would go back to Iowa to party.

iowatreat54
08-16-2008, 01:47 PM
Nobody in their right mind would go back to Iowa to party.

Kyle Orton is obviously in his right mind and that's where the first picture is from

Dam8610
08-16-2008, 02:39 PM
So no on Calebzzzzzzzzzz Haniezzzzzzzzzzzz?

drowe
08-18-2008, 01:49 PM
I am done with rep......



awesome. can you please be done with comedy too?

Gay Ork Wang
08-18-2008, 01:57 PM
awesome. can you please be done with comedy too?
and maybe NFLDC?