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J-Shock
09-23-2008, 07:41 PM
http://www.houston-imports.com/forums/showthread.php?t=486938

HChu
09-23-2008, 07:45 PM
What is on the bathroom floor? God this house disgusting.

Twiddler
09-23-2008, 07:46 PM
What is on the bathroom floor? God this house disgusting.

I saw that too, but I'm not sure I want to know.

awfullyquiet
09-23-2008, 07:48 PM
as they say... when in houston...

http://www.hi-upload.com/upload/uploaded10/APT%20133%20002.jpg

for a sample..

neko4
09-23-2008, 08:06 PM
What is on the bathroom floor? God this house disgusting.
Toliet paper after diarea

That lady must of have said **** it to life

Tha Wootster
09-23-2008, 08:10 PM
There is suppose to be 2 cats living here but we cant find them

Now that's funny

Go_Eagles77
09-23-2008, 08:11 PM
Damn it they found my house. I guess I'm not going back there. :eek:

WMD
09-23-2008, 08:31 PM
A spoonful of sugar helps the medicine go down...

Bills2083
09-23-2008, 08:36 PM
http://www.hi-upload.com/upload/uploaded10/APT%20133%20006.jpg

There's a broom in there.
Maybe the homeowner was planning on tidying up a bit?

;)

wingboy2999
09-23-2008, 08:39 PM
Too bad IT'S AN APARTMENT!

wingboy2999
09-23-2008, 08:40 PM
http://www.hi-upload.com/upload/uploaded10/APT%20133%20006.jpg

There's a broom in there.
Maybe the homeowner was planning on tidying up a bit?

I'm calling BS that they actually brush their teeth.

And maybe the lady is dead somewhere inside there.

Rob S
09-23-2008, 08:42 PM
2 observations

1. This woman must be incredibly, incredibly fat. Like world record size.
2. How the hell is she supposed to poop in that bathroom?

WMD
09-23-2008, 08:44 PM
2. How the hell is she supposed to poop in that bathroom?

Someone should've told her that you're supposed to poop in the toilet. Looks like she just found an empty spot on the floor and let loose.

Rob S
09-23-2008, 08:47 PM
Someone should've told her that you're supposed to poop in the toilet. Looks like she just found an empty spot on the floor and let loose.

I wouldnt sit on that toilet either haha.

I really want to see this woman now. I am calling 500+ pounds, cancer ridden, with the bones of two dead cats found in her stomach because she mistook them for submarine sandwiches and swallowed them whole.

skinzzfan25
09-23-2008, 08:53 PM
I wouldnt sit on that toilet either haha.

I really want to see this woman now. I am calling 500+ pounds, cancer ridden, with the bones of two dead cats found in her stomach because she mistook them for submarine sandwiches and swallowed them whole.

Honestly if she doesn't have some rare breed of mold spore and will die in the next few days I'd be surprised.

M.O.T.H.
09-23-2008, 09:16 PM
The cats were either eaten by rats or are currently stuck to the woman's backside via some unknown sticky substance. I'm sure.

regoob2
09-23-2008, 09:19 PM
That is insane. What do you do if you owned that place and walked in and saw that.

CJSchneider
09-23-2008, 09:24 PM
Words do not describe how nasty that was.

J-Shock
09-23-2008, 09:32 PM
Too bad IT'S AN APARTMENT!It's like calling all tissues kleenex.

awfullyquiet
09-23-2008, 09:38 PM
I wouldnt sit on that toilet either haha.

I really want to see this woman now. I am calling 500+ pounds, cancer ridden, with the bones of two dead cats found in her stomach because she mistook them for submarine sandwiches and swallowed them whole.

Look at the couch... the spot for her to sit wasn't THAT wide where she needed 2 cushions... Overweight yes... The giant peach from james and the giant peach she was not.

WMD
09-23-2008, 09:41 PM
I wonder if she has heard of the useful object known as a "Trash Can"

TheBuffaloBills
09-23-2008, 09:43 PM
I highly doubt the cigarette buds are good for that sweet computer. It must slow down the typing.

I want to know how there has not been any fire with all those cigarettes?

TitleTown088
09-23-2008, 09:54 PM
With that much cigs, pop, and fast food hwo the hell are they still alive?

I enjoyed the diarrhea drip.

awfullyquiet
09-23-2008, 10:02 PM
I wonder if she has heard of the useful object known as a "Trash Can"

She's a PC users. It's the recycling bin.

Brent
09-23-2008, 10:05 PM
I heard about this. Supposedly the person who lived there did it on purpose.

comahan
09-23-2008, 10:10 PM
I spy..

WHATABURGER!

I miss having those around.

CJSchneider
09-23-2008, 10:13 PM
They have "WhataBurger" here in Shreveport, they make good burgers. Certainly not good enough to decorate your house with their garbage, but good burgers.

bored of education
09-23-2008, 10:17 PM
aq, nice apartment

MichaelJordanEberle (sabf)
09-23-2008, 10:29 PM
Sounds like someone had a killer party.

Staubach12
09-23-2008, 11:42 PM
How did you guys get pictures of my house?

regoob2
09-24-2008, 12:44 AM
How did you guys get pictures of my house?Mom.......?

bantx
09-24-2008, 01:18 AM
http://www.hi-upload.com/upload/uploaded10/APT%20133%20025.jpg

nice to see a computer is getting used u can see the places where she types is clean on the keyboard and the one spot she uses for the space bar, imagine when she sneezes those ashes go everywhere

bantx
09-24-2008, 01:27 AM
I think i found the cat and it looks like she used it to wipe her ass and the cat looks dead

dont know if yall could see it so i tried to point it out could be wrong but it looks like a cat lol

http://i74.photobucket.com/albums/i251/Bantx/Random/catcopy.png

Smokey Joe
09-24-2008, 06:52 AM
http://www.hi-upload.com/upload/uploaded10/APT%20133%20025.jpg

nice to see a computer is getting used u can see the places where she types is clean on the keyboard and the one spot she uses for the space bar, imagine when she sneezes those ashes go everywhere
I'm pretty sure that's the picture of Scott Wright's computer...

Brent
09-24-2008, 05:53 PM
I think i found the cat and it looks like she used it to wipe her ass and the cat looks dead

dont know if yall could see it so i tried to point it out could be wrong but it looks like a cat lol
Pretty sure that isnt a cat.

themaninblack
09-24-2008, 06:07 PM
T.I.A man.

jayceheathman
09-24-2008, 11:08 PM
I liked how there was a Febreeze next to the ironing board.

PackerLegend
09-24-2008, 11:31 PM
That house has to ****ing smell awful. You think the person would atleast leave a bigger spot to sleep... and obviously they haven't mastered the toilet yet, its tough I know.

MetSox17
09-25-2008, 10:52 AM
I refuse to believe someone actually lived in there.

CJSchneider
09-25-2008, 12:12 PM
I refuse to believe someone actually lived in there.


At first, I thought so too, but

http://www.hi-upload.com/upload/uploaded10/APT%20133%20025.jpg

nice to see a computer is getting used u can see the places where she types is clean on the keyboard and the one spot she uses for the space bar, imagine when she sneezes those ashes go everywhere

I'm not sure a "prank" would be that aware to those kinds of details.

MetSox17
09-25-2008, 12:22 PM
At first, I thought so too, but



I'm not sure a "prank" would be that aware to those kinds of details.

Well if you pay attention closely to the keyboard, the spacebar has the dust buildup around where someone slid their finger to clean it. If it were clean due to its use, that dirt/scum/whatever the hell it is around it.

CJSchneider
09-25-2008, 12:26 PM
Well if you pay attention closely to the keyboard, the spacebar has the dust buildup around where someone slid their finger to clean it. If it were clean due to its use, that dirt/scum/whatever the hell it is around it.

Did you forget a couple words at the end? Its only clean on one side because their other hand is obviously always used to hold their cigarette or flick the ashes.

MetSox17
09-25-2008, 12:31 PM
Did you forget a couple words at the end? Its only clean on one side because their other hand is obviously always used to hold their cigarette or flick the ashes.

Lol yeah, i didn't re-read before i posted, i didn't finish my sentence, lol.

"that dust........whatever it is wouldn't be there".

What i mean is directly around the little clean circle. For example, when you slide your finger accross your tv screen when it's dusty, you'll leave a little trail of lumpy dust around where you slid your finger. Which is exactly what that looks like. If it was due to wear, it wouldn't have it. Do you know what i mean?

CJSchneider
09-25-2008, 12:37 PM
I hear what your saying.

CashmoneyDrew
09-25-2008, 01:04 PM
What is this? CSI:NFLDC?

ccB
09-25-2008, 01:43 PM
2 observations

1. This woman must be incredibly, incredibly fat. Like world record size.
2. How the hell is she supposed to poop in that bathroom?

I'd imagine she uses that big ass blue bucket perched on top the toilet. It looks like some of that mess on the bathroom floor is used tampons. What I don't understand is why not just flush the ****** toilet paper instead of balling it up and throwing it on the floor? Whoever lived there had some serious mental issues.

themaninblack
09-25-2008, 05:49 PM
What if a really hot chick lives there? Would you?

Brent
09-25-2008, 05:54 PM
I would just burn the house down and collect on insurance if I owned it. Considering all the garbage, they would probably believe it was started because of it.

CJSchneider
09-25-2008, 05:59 PM
What if a really hot chick lives there? Would you?

Not no, but hell **** no!

BlindSite
09-25-2008, 06:00 PM
I've seen worse, this woman at work, her husband owns a construction company and she is like mega rich. She just works there for play money and to get some interaction, because she hates snobby bitches who play tennis etc.

Her and her husband own a 6 bedroom mansion on the waterfront on the goldcoast. For those of you that don't know the goldcoast is one of the top ten beach front areas in the world, its truly gods country and a house there is worth well into the millions.

They had tenants who worked for a real estate agency who broke all three toilets in the house, and continued using them.

They wiped fecal matter on the walls in the bathroom and broke the shower heads and tap fittings in the bath room.

They pissed all over the carpets in the bedrooms.

They had a dog with mange and just locked it in a garage to die.

Almost every wall in the house was ripped open or dinted.

They destroyed the stove top by melting plastic containers to the heat elements.

Just complete and utter destruction and this was done by a man and woman with children aged 15-20 who were urban professionals and well off financially themselves.

MetSox17
09-25-2008, 07:02 PM
I've seen worse, this woman at work, her husband owns a construction company and she is like mega rich. She just works there for play money and to get some interaction, because she hates snobby bitches who play tennis etc.

Her and her husband own a 6 bedroom mansion on the waterfront on the goldcoast. For those of you that don't know the goldcoast is one of the top ten beach front areas in the world, its truly gods country and a house there is worth well into the millions.

They had tenants who worked for a real estate agency who broke all three toilets in the house, and continued using them.

They wiped fecal matter on the walls in the bathroom and broke the shower heads and tap fittings in the bath room.

They pissed all over the carpets in the bedrooms.

They had a dog with mange and just locked it in a garage to die.

Almost every wall in the house was ripped open or dinted.

They destroyed the stove top by melting plastic containers to the heat elements.

Just complete and utter destruction and this was done by a man and woman with children aged 15-20 who were urban professionals and well off financially themselves.

Well i'm sure they signed a nice little binding lease prior to moving in. They figured since they were gonna get charged for it, might as well go all out.

wingboy2999
09-25-2008, 07:53 PM
I bet the woman is dead underneath the trash somewhere.