Favorite Movie Quotes

[bigmac076]

Mine without question is a quote in From Dusk Til' Dawn (1996)

George Clooney as Seth and Cheech Marin as Carlos:


Carlos: So, what, were they psychos, or...
Seth: Did they look like psychos? Is that what they looked like? They were vampires. Psychos do not explode when sunlight hits them, I don't give a f*** how crazy they are!
(http://imdb.com/name/nm0001507/)

[Eaglez.Fan]

I want the truth, sargent.
you can't handle the truth!
Did you order Mr.Santiago, the code red?
Your damn right I did!!!

[Boston]

V for Vendetta

V: [Evey pulls out her mace] I can assure you I mean you no harm.
Evey Hammond: Who are you?
V: Who? Who is but the form following the function of what and what I am is a man in a mask.
Evey Hammond: Well I can see that.
V: Of course you can. I'm not questioning your powers of observation I'm merely remarking upon the paradox of asking a masked man who he is.
Evey Hammond: Oh. Right.
V: But on this most auspicious of nights, permit me then, in lieu of the more commonplace sobriquet, to suggest the character of this dramatis persona.
V: Voilà! In view, a humble vaudevillian veteran, cast vicariously as both victim and villain by the vicissitudes of Fate. This visage, no mere veneer of vanity, is a vestige of the vox populi, now vacant, vanished. However, this valorous visitation of a by-gone vexation, stands vivified and has vowed to vanquish these venal and virulent vermin van-guarding vice and vouchsafing the violently vicious and voracious violation of volition.
[carves V into poster on wall]
V: The only verdict is vengeance; a vendetta, held as a votive, not in vain, for the value and veracity of such shall one day vindicate the vigilant and the virtuous.
[giggles]
V: Verily, this vichyssoise of verbiage veers most verbose, so let me simply add that it's my very good honor to meet you and you may call me V.
Evey Hammond: Are you like a crazy person?
V: I am quite sure they will say so.

[diabsoule]

"Those of us who knew him best talk about him often, I swear the stuff he pulled... Sometimes it makes me sad, though, Andy being gone. I just have to remind myself that some birds aren't meant to be caged, their feathers are just too bright and when they fly away, the part of you that knew it was a sin to lock them up does rejoice, but the place you live in is that much more sad and empty that their gone. I guess I just miss my friend."
- Morgan Freeman
Ellis Boyd "Red" Redding/The Shawshank Redemption

"I believe in two things: discipline and the Bible. Here you'll receive both. Put your trust in the Lord; your ass belongs to me. Welcome to Shawshank."
- Warden Samuel Norton/The Shawshank Redemption

[BigDawg819]

"Those of us who knew him best talk about him often, I swear the stuff he pulled... Sometimes it makes me sad, though, Andy being gone. I just have to remind myself that some birds aren't meant to be caged, their feathers are just too bright and when they fly away, the part of you that knew it was a sin to lock them up does rejoice, but the place you live in is that much more sad and empty that their gone. I guess I just miss my friend."
- Morgan Freeman
Ellis Boyd "Red" Redding/The Shawshank Redemption

"I believe in two things: discipline and the Bible. Here you'll receive both. Put your trust in the Lord; your ass belongs to me. Welcome to Shawshank."
- Warden Samuel Norton/The Shawshank Redemption

Excellent quotes from an excellent movie....

[The Dynasty]

When Ace Ventura goes to Africa in Ace Ventura 2: When Nature calls and he is meeting the tribe and he is going around saying "Bumble Bee Tuna".

[Boston]

Inside Man

Dalton Russell: Now lady, believe me, this is the only situation that I would ever ask you to do this, so take off your ******* clothes.

Out Cold

Rick: Pig Pen, when I want advice about a good Planet of the Apes film or maybe how to get the resin out of my bong I'll come to you ok? But I am not gonna take romantic advice from somebody who cannot spell romantic or advice... or bong.

[BigDawg819]

Connor: [picking out weapons and gear] Do ya know what we need, man? Some rope.
Murphy: Absolutely. What are you, insane?
Connor: No I ain't. Charlie Bronson's always got rope.
Murphy: What?
Connor: Yeah. He's got a lot of rope strapped around him in the movies, and they always end up using it.
Murphy: You've lost it, haven't ya?
Connor: No, I'm serious.
Murphy: That's stupid. Name one thing you'd need a rope for.
Connor: You don't ******' know what you're gonna need it for. They just always need it.
Murphy: What's this 'they' ****? This isn't a movie.
Connor: Oh, right.
[picks up large knife out of Murphy's bag]
Connor: Is that right, Rambo?
Murphy: All right. Get your stupid ******' rope.
Connor: I'll get my stupid rope. I'll get it. There's a rope right there.


Ahhh that exchange from The Boondock Saints is classic! Anytime I'm in a store and see rope that exchange comes to mind.

[omecool20]

" I find your lack of faith disturbing " - Darth Vader from Star Wars IV - New Hope.. :-) smooth Force chokehold after that ... ;-)

[NIN1984]

Blade: [after being shot by hospital security] Mother f***er! Are you out of your damn mind?


and in Blade Trinity

Chief Martin Vreede: I can't tell you. They-they'll kill me.

Blade: Kill you? ***********er, I'll kill you!

[RyanLeaf#1]

Ice Cream? When the F**k did we get ice cream?

[MichaelJordanEberle (sabf)]

I'm gonna take your mother out for a nice dinner and then never call her again!

DOROTHY MANTOOTH IS A SAINT!!

[jblaze66]

Blade: [after being shot by hospital security] Mother f***er! Are you out of your damn mind?


and in Blade Trinity

Chief Martin Vreede: I can't tell you. They-they'll kill me.

Blade: Kill you? ***********er, I'll kill you!
Also

Blade: Theres always some **********er tryin to ice skate uphill.

[Acreboy]

(http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0001774/)Derek Zoolander (http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0001774/): What? Are you here to tell me what a bad eugoogoolizer I am?
(http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0001774/)Matilda (http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0852132/): A what?
(http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0001774/)Derek Zoolander (http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0001774/): A eugoogoolizer... you know one who speaks at funerals.
[Matilda looks at Derek confused]
(http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0001774/)Derek Zoolander (http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0001774/): Or did you think I was too stupid to know what a eugoogooly was?
(http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0001774/)

[bearfan]

Talledega Nights: extras: deleted scences or bloopers

"Activating *****"

Monty Python and the Holy Grail

"Ruuunnn Awaay!"

[MaxV]

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From "Tombstone":

Cowboy: "You're so drunk, you probably see 2 of me"

Doc Holliday: "I've got 2 guns, one for each of you".

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From "City Slickers 2":

Duke: "My mother died recently, she was 95.......stabbed in a bar fight"

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From "Ace Ventura, Pet Detective":

Psychoatrist on Ace: "Does he have a long history of mental problems"

Mellissa: "For as long as I've known him"

[Xiomera]

My favorite film for movie quotes:

Some Like It Hot (1959)


Jerry: Will you look at that! Look how she moves! It's like Jell-O on springs. Must have some sort of built-in motor or something. I tell you, it's a whole different sex!



Sugar: Water polo? Isn't that terribly dangerous?
Junior: I'll say. I had two ponies drowned under me.



Joe: What kind of a band is this, anyway?
Sig Poliakoff: You gotta be under twenty-five.
Jerry: We could pass for that.
Sig Poliakoff: You gotta be blonde.
Jerry: We could dye our hair.
Sig Poliakoff: And you gotta be girls.
Jerry: We could...
Joe: No, we couldn't!

[Chucky]

AL Pacinos speech in ANy Given Sunday

Pretty much anything from Borat

[Pit Bull #53]

Ice Cream? When the F**k did we get ice cream?

Hahaha, I remember watching that and it just came out of nowhere.

[A-Dub4President]

From Unforgiven, the best quote ever-

Little Bill Daggett: I don't deserve this... to die like this. I was building a house.
Will Munny: Deservin's got nothin' to do with it.

[RoyHall#1]

I will take my 3 inches elsewhere!

Deuce Bigalow: European gigolo

[Pit Bull #53]

"Ohh man, I just shot Marvin in the face"

[comahan]

I see in your eyes the same fear that would take the heart of me.
A day may come when the courage of men fails,
when we forsake our friends
and break all bonds of fellowship,
but it is not this day.
An hour of wolves and shattered shields,
when the age of men comes crashing down,
but it is not this day!
This day we fight!!
By all that you hold dear on this good Earth,
I bid you stand, Men of the West!!!

[Space Ghost]

Blade in Blade Trinity: I was born ready mother ******.

[slightlyaraiderfan]

I felt like putting a bullet between in the eyes of every panda that wouldn't screw to save its species. I wanted to open the dump valves on oil tankers and smother all those French beaches I'd never see. I wanted to breathe smoke.

-Fight Club

[snuff]

Kiss Kiss Bang Bang:
Perry: Look up idiot in the dictionary. You know what you'll find?
Harry: A picture of me?
Perry: No! The definition of idiot. Which you ******* are!

Forrester: You're the man now, dog!

[BigDawg819]

"This isn't good cop - bad cop; this is *** and New Yorker!"

I was dieing when Val Kilmer said that in Kiss Kiss, Bang Bang

[Xiomera]

From Catch Me If You Can (2002):


Carl Hanratty: Well, would you like to hear me tell a joke?
Earl Amdursky: Yeah. Yeah, we'd love to hear a joke from you.
Carl Hanratty: Knock knock.
Earl Amdursky: Who's there?
Carl Hanratty: Go **** yourselves.


Ha ha, Tom Hanks.

[bigmac076]

from The Long Kiss Goodnight (1996)


Nathan: Alice, please. Your dog, Alice. It and my appetite are mutually exclusive.

Alice: Well, what's wrong with the dog?

Nathan: It's simple. He's been licking his a**hole for the last three straight hours. I submit to you that there is nothing there worth more than an hour's attention. I should think that whatever he is attempting to dislodge is either gone for good, or there to stay. Wouldn't you agree?

[KCJ58]

From Dr. Stranglove:

President Merkin Muffley: Gentlemen, you can't fight in here! This is the War Room

[jetsfan3]

I'm gonna take your mother out for a nice dinner and then never call her again!

DOROTHY MANTOOTH IS A SAINT!!

Not just a regular dinner, but a nice SEAFOOD dinner!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

"Discovered by the Germans in 1904, they named it San Diego, which of course in German means a whale's vagina."

"I have no idea where he would have gotten ahold of German pornography. But you and I are mature adults; we've both seen our share of pornographic materials. Oh, you never have? Of course you haven't, how stupid of me. Neither have I. I was just speaking in generalities. Right. I'll stop by the school a little later, Sister Margaret. Bye."

[KCJ58]

from the Boondock Saints

W. DeFoe: What are you doing?
Some Guy: I just wanted to cuddle.
W. DeFoe: Cuddle? What a ***.

Murphy: Hey, look.
Rocco: What?
Connor: You look like Mush-mouth from Fat Albert
Rocco: What? You guys got masks.
Rocco: **** it. The ***** can ID me. Just trying to be professional, but nooooo...
Connor: No, no, put it on. You look good. You look ******' scary.
Connor: Now Roc, are you sure you're going to be obie-kay-bee?

[ny10804]

(http://imdb.com/name/nm0000093/)Jeffrey Goines (http://imdb.com/name/nm0000093/): You know what crazy is? Crazy is majority rules. Take germs, for example.
James Cole (http://imdb.com/name/nm0000246/): Germs?
Jeffrey Goines (http://imdb.com/name/nm0000093/): Uh-huh. In the eighteenth century, no such thing, nada, nothing. No one ever imagined such a thing. No sane person, anyway. Ah! Ah! Along comes this doctor, uh, uh, uh, Semmelweis, Semmelweis. Semmelweis comes along. He's trying to convince people, well, other doctors mainly, that's there's these teeny tiny invisible bad things called germs that get into your body and make you sick. Ah? He's trying to get doctors to wash their hands. What is this guy? Crazy? Teeny, tiny, invisible? What do you call it? Uh-uh, germs? Huh? What? Now, cut to the 20th century. Last week, as a matter of fact, before I got dragged into this hellhole. I go in to order a burger in this fast food joint, and the guy drops it on the floor. Jim, he picks it up, he wipes it off, he hands it to me like it's all OK. "What about the germs?" I say. He says, "I don't believe in germs. Germs is just a plot they made up so they can sell you disinfectants and soaps." Now he's crazy, right? See? Ah! Ah! There's no right, there's no wrong, there's only popular opinion.
Jeffrey Goines (http://imdb.com/name/nm0000093/): When I was institutionalized, my brain was studied exhaustively by the guys of mental health. I was interrogated, I was x-rayed, I was examined *thoroughly*.
[turns head and coughs]
Jeffrey Goines (http://imdb.com/name/nm0000093/): Then, they took everything about me and put it into a computer where they created this model of my mind. Yes! Using that model they managed to generate every thought I could possibly have in the next, say, 10 years. Which they then filtered through a probability matrix of some kind to - to determine everything I was gonna do in that period. So you see, she knew I was gonna lead the Army of the Twelve Monkeys into the pages of history before it ever even occurred to me. She knows everything I'm ever gonna do before I know it myself. How's that? Verbal (http://imdb.com/name/nm0000228/): After that my guess is that you will never hear from him again. The greatest trick the devil ever pulled was convincing the world he did not exist. And like that... he's gone.
[police break into McManus's apartment while he sleeps]
McManus (http://imdb.com/name/nm0000286/): [waking] Jesus, don't you guys ever sleep?
Ellerby (http://imdb.com/name/nm0000285/): I'm gonna go have a smoke right now. You want a smoke? You don't smoke, do ya, right? What are ya, one of those fitness freaks, huh? Go **** yourself.
Young Truman (http://imdb.com/name/nm0805347/): I want to be an explorer, like the Great Magellan.
Teacher (http://imdb.com/name/nm0601664/): [indicating a map of the world] Oh, you're too late! There's nothing left to explore!
Patrick Bateman (http://imdb.com/name/nm0000288/): Harold, it's Bateman, Patrick Bateman. You're my lawyer so I think you should know: I've killed a lot of people. Some girls in the apartment uptown uh, some homeless people maybe 5 or 10 um an NYU girl I met in Central Park. I left her in a parking lot behind some donut shop. I killed Bethany, my old girlfriend, with a nail gun, and some man uh some old ****** with a dog last week. I killed another girl with a chainsaw, I had to, she almost got away and uh someone else there I can't remember maybe a model, but she's dead too. And Paul Allen. I killed Paul Allen with an axe in the face, his body is dissolving in a bathtub in Hell's Kitchen. I don't want to leave anything out here. I guess I've killed maybe 20 people, maybe 40. I have tapes of a lot of it, uh some of the girls have seen the tapes. I even, um... I ate some of their brains, and I tried to cook a little. Tonight I, uh, I just had to kill a LOT of people. And I'm not sure I'm gonna get away with it this time. I guess I'll uh, I mean, ah, I guess I'm a pretty uh, I mean I guess I'm a pretty sick guy. So, if you get back tomorrow, meet me at Harry's Bar, so you know, keep your eyes open.
Patrick Bateman (http://imdb.com/name/nm0000288/): You're a ******* ugly *****. I want to stab you to death, and then play around with your blood.
Patrick Bateman (http://imdb.com/name/nm0000288/): I like to dissect girls. Did you know I'm utterly insane?
Patrick Bateman (http://imdb.com/name/nm0000288/): He was into that whole Yale thing.
Donald Kimball (http://imdb.com/name/nm0000353/): Yale thing?
Patrick Bateman (http://imdb.com/name/nm0000288/): Yeah, Yale thing.
Donald Kimball (http://imdb.com/name/nm0000353/): What whole Yale thing?
Patrick Bateman (http://imdb.com/name/nm0000288/): Well, he was probably a closet homosexual who did a lot of cocaine. That whole Yale thing.


My favorite:
Patrick Bateman (http://imdb.com/name/nm0000288/): I have to return some videotapes.

[bantx]

Talladega Nights:

I wake up in the morning and piss exellence.

[PMD]

"We're on a mission from God"

"The Blues Brothers"

[Paul]

Pulp Ficiton
The path of the righteous man is beset on all sides by the iniquities of the selfish and the tyranny of evil men. Blessed is he, who in the name of charity and good will, shepherds the weak through the valley of darkness, for he is truly his brother's keeper and the finder of lost children. And I will strike down upon thee with great vengeance and furious anger those who would attempt to poison and destroy my brothers. And you will know my name is the Lord when I lay my vengeance upon thee.

[josh07039]

Caddyshack
Carl Spackler: So I jump ship in Hong Kong and make my way over to Tibet, and I get on as a looper at a course over in the Himalayas. A looper, you know, a caddy, a looper, a jock. So, I tell them I'm a pro jock, and who do you think they give me? The Dalai Lama, himself. Twelfth son of the Lama. The flowing robes, the grace, bald... striking. So, I'm on the first tee with him. I give him the driver. He hauls off and whacks one - big hitter, the Lama - long, into a ten-thousand foot crevasse, right at the base of this glacier. Do you know what the Lama says? Gunga galunga... gunga, gunga-galunga. So we finish the eighteenth and he's gonna stiff me. And I say, "Hey, Lama, hey, how about a little something, you know, for the effort, you know." And he says, "Oh, uh, there won't be any money, but when you die, on your deathbed, you will receive total consciousness." So I got that goin' for me, which is nice.

Animal House
[Flounder has just fired a blank cartridge near Neidermeyer's horse, and the horse has dropped dead]
Bluto: Holy ****!
D-Day: There were blanks in that gun!
Flounder: I didn't even point the gun at him!
Bluto: Holy ****!
[D-Day checks the gun]
D-Day: There WERE blanks in that gun!
Flounder: Maybe he had a heart attack.
Bluto: Holy ****!


D-Day: War's over, man. Wormer dropped the big one.
Bluto: Over? Did you say "over"? Nothing is over until we decide it is! Was it over when the Germans bombed Pearl Harbor? Hell no!
Otter: Germans?
Boon: Forget it, he's rolling.
Bluto: And it ain't over now. 'Cause when the goin' gets tough...
[thinks hard]
Bluto: the tough get goin'! Who's with me? Let's go!
[runs out, alone; then returns]
Bluto: What the **** happened to the Delta I used to know? Where's the spirit? Where's the guts, huh? "Ooh, we're afraid to go with you Bluto, we might get in trouble." Well just kiss my ass from now on! Not me! I'm not gonna take this. Wormer, he's a dead man! Marmalard, dead! Niedermeyer...
Otter: Dead! Bluto's right. Psychotic, but absolutely right. We gotta take these bastards. Now we could do it with conventional weapons that could take years and cost millions of lives. No, I think we have to go all out. I think that this situation absolutely requires a really futile and stupid gesture be done on somebody's part.
Bluto: We're just the guys to do it.
D-Day: Let's do it.
Bluto: LET'S DO IT!

[SuperMcgee]

Dan Patrick (http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0665830/): With the first nine months of the Baseketball postseason out of the way, the playoff picture is starting to emerge.
Kenny Mayne (http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0562812/): So, with last night's victory over Boston, next week the Milwaukee Beers must beat Indianapolis in order to advance to Charlotte. That's in an effort to reduce their magic number to three.
Dan Patrick (http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0665830/): Right, and then the Beers can advance to the National Eastern Division North to play Tampa.
Kenny Mayne (http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0562812/): So, if the Beers beat Detroit and Denver beats Atlanta in the American Southwestern Division East Northern, then Milwaukee goes to the Denslow Cup, unless Baltimore can upset Buffalo and Charlotte ties Toronto, then Oakland would play LA and Pittsburgh in a blind choice round robin. And if no clear winner emerges from all of this, a two-man sack race will be held on consecutive Sundays until a champion can be crowned.

[Paul]

Dan Patrick (http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0665830/): With the first nine months of the Baseketball postseason out of the way, the playoff picture is starting to emerge.
Kenny Mayne (http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0562812/): So, with last night's victory over Boston, next week the Milwaukee Beers must beat Indianapolis in order to advance to Charlotte. That's in an effort to reduce their magic number to three.
Dan Patrick (http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0665830/): Right, and then the Beers can advance to the National Eastern Division North to play Tampa.
Kenny Mayne (http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0562812/): So, if the Beers beat Detroit and Denver beats Atlanta in the American Southwestern Division East Northern, then Milwaukee goes to the Denslow Cup, unless Baltimore can upset Buffalo and Charlotte ties Toronto, then Oakland would play LA and Pittsburgh in a blind choice round robin. And if no clear winner emerges from all of this, a two-man sack race will be held on consecutive Sundays until a champion can be crowned.

LOL, loved that. From the same movie:

"Wake up ***** you my new best friend."

[Paranoidmoonduck]

"The Dude Abides"

"Well, that just...like...your opinion...man"

[tEk]

I have come here to chew bubblegum and kick ass. And I'm all out of bubblegum.


from "They Live"

[tEk]

"The Dude Abides"

"Well, that just...like...your opinion...man"my favorite mystery comedy drug thriller.

[Caddy]

Ron Burgundy [to Baxter]: What? You pooped in the refrigerator? And you ate the whole... wheel of cheese? How'd you do that? Heck, I'm not even mad; that's amazing. How 'bout we get you in your p.j.'s and we hit the hay.


And numerous other classics from that movie

[familyguy555]

Pulp Fiction (Best Movie Ever)

The Wolf (http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0000172/): That's thirty ******s away. I'll be there in ten.

[islandboy843]

From Die Hard: With a Vengenance

Zeus: Why do you keep calling me 'Jesus'? Do I look Puerto Rican to you?
John McClane: Guy back there called you 'Jesus'.
Zeus: He didn't say 'Jesus'. He said, "Hey, Zeus!" My name is Zeus.
John McClane: Zeus?
Zeus: Yeah, Zeus. As in father of Apollo? Mt. Olympus? Don't f**k with me or I'll shove a lightning bolt up your ass? Zeus! You got a problem with that?

[Paranoidmoonduck]

my favorite mystery comedy drug thriller.

You have good taste in movies.

[someone447]

Connor: [picking out weapons and gear] Do ya know what we need, man? Some rope.
Murphy: Absolutely. What are you, insane?
Connor: No I ain't. Charlie Bronson's always got rope.
Murphy: What?
Connor: Yeah. He's got a lot of rope strapped around him in the movies, and they always end up using it.
Murphy: You've lost it, haven't ya?
Connor: No, I'm serious.
Murphy: That's stupid. Name one thing you'd need a rope for.
Connor: You don't ******' know what you're gonna need it for. They just always need it.
Murphy: What's this 'they' ****? This isn't a movie.
Connor: Oh, right.
[picks up large knife out of Murphy's bag]
Connor: Is that right, Rambo?
Murphy: All right. Get your stupid ******' rope.
Connor: I'll get my stupid rope. I'll get it. There's a rope right there.


Ahhh that exchange from The Boondock Saints is classic! Anytime I'm in a store and see rope that exchange comes to mind.

[after dropping through the ceiling on a rope and killing nine mobsters]
Connor: Well, "Name one thing you're gonna need this stupid ******* rope for."
Murphy: That was way easier than I thought it would be.
Connor: Aye.
Murphy: On TV you always have that guy that jumps over the sofa...
Connor: And then you've got to shoot at him for ten ******* ******s.
Murphy: We're good.
Connor: Yes, we are.

Yakavetta: The 90's are killing me. I shouldn't have done that. You're not supposed to tell a guy you're gonna kill him no more. I got to tiptoe through the tulips with these assholes. Taking all the fun out of the job.

Maximus: [removes helmet and turns around to face Commodus] My name is Maximus Decimus Meridius, commander of the Armies of the North, General of the Felix Legions, loyal servant to the true emperor, Marcus Aurelius. Father to a murdered son, husband to a murdered wife. And I will have my vengeance, in this life or the next.

Raoul Duke: With a bit of luck, his life was ruined forever. Always thinking that just behind some narrow door in all of his favorite bars, men in red woolen shirts are getting incredible kicks from things he'll never know.

Raoul Duke: Few people understand the psychology of dealing with a highway traffic cop. Your normal speeder will panic and immediately pull over to the side. This is wrong. It arouses contempt in the cop-heart. Make the bastard chase you. He will follow.

Raoul Duke: You can turn your back on a person, but, never turn your back on a drug. Especially when it's waving a razor-sharp hunting knife in your eye.

[yodapoop]

Everybody rides a bike, when they're ******* six.

[Shiver]

From Million Dollar Baby:

Father Horvak: What's confusing you this week?
Frankie Dunn: Oh, it's the same old "one God-three God" thing.
Father Horvak: Frankie, most people figure out by kindergarten it's about faith.
Frankie Dunn: Is it sort of like Snap Crackle and Pop, all rolled into one big box?
Father Horvak: You're standing outside my church, comparing God to Rice Krispies?
Frankie Dunn: So is Jesus a Demigod?
Father Horvak: There are no Demigods, you ******* Pagan!

[703SKINS202]

Taxi Driver
Travis Bickle: June twenty-ninth. I gotta get in shape now. Too much sitting is ruining my body. Too much abuse is going on for too long. From now on there will be 50 pushups each morning, 50 pullups. There will be no more pills, no more bad food, no more destroyers of my body. From now on will be total organization. Every muscle must be tight.

[josh07039]

Just thought of another, kinda long, but i consider this to be the greatest scene of acting of all time.
Apocalypse Now

Kurtz: I've seen horrors... horrors that you've seen. But you have no right to call me a murderer. You have a right to kill me. You have a right to do that... but you have no right to judge me. It's impossible for words to describe what is necessary to those who do not know what horror means. Horror. Horror has a face... and you must make a friend of horror. Horror and moral terror are your friends. If they are not then they are enemies to be feared. They are truly enemies. I remember when I was with Special Forces. Seems a thousand centuries ago. We went into a camp to inoculate the children. We left the camp after we had inoculated the children for Polio, and this old man came running after us and he was crying. He couldn't see. We went back there and they had come and hacked off every inoculated arm. There they were in a pile. A pile of little arms. And I remember... I... I... I cried. I wept like some grandmother. I wanted to tear my teeth out. I didn't know what I wanted to do. And I want to remember it. I never want to forget it. I never want to forget. And then I realized... like I was shot... like I was shot with a diamond... a diamond bullet right through my forehead. And I thought: My God... the genius of that. The genius. The will to do that. Perfect, genuine, complete, crystalline, pure. And then I realized they were stronger than we. Because they could stand that these were not monsters. These were men... trained cadres. These men who fought with their hearts, who had families, who had children, who were filled with love... but they had the strength... the strength... to do that. If I had ten divisions of those men our troubles here would be over very quickly. You have to have men who are moral... and at the same time who are able to utilize their primordial instincts to kill without feeling... without passion... without judgment... without judgment. Because it's judgment that defeats us.

[UKfan]

Rubin 'Hurricane' Carter: Hate put me in prison. Love's gonna bust me out.

Reporter: Mr. Carter, now that you're free, are you still going to be "The Hurricane"
Rubin 'Hurricane' Carter: Oh, I'll always be the "Hurricane", and a hurricane is beautiful.

[josh07039]

Rubin 'Hurricane' Carter: Hate put me in prison. Love's gonna bust me out.

Reporter: Mr. Carter, now that you're free, are you still going to be "The Hurricane"
Rubin 'Hurricane' Carter: Oh, I'll always be the "Hurricane", and a hurricane is beautiful.The best part about that movie is they used the song. The fact that he was guilty kind of sucks the fun out of the movie.

[snuff]

American Beauty:
Carolyn Burnham: Your father and I were just discussing his day at work. Why don't you tell our daughter about it, honey?
Lester Burnham: Janie, today I quit my job. And then I told my boss to go **** himself, and then I blackmailed him for almost sixty thousand dollars. Pass the asparagus.
Carolyn Burnham: Your father seems to think this type of behavior is something to be proud of.
Lester Burnham: And your mother seems to prefer I go through life like a ******* prisoner while she keeps my dick in a mason jar under the sink.
Carolyn Burnham: How dare you speak to me that way in front of her. And I marvel that you can be so contemptuous of me, on the same day that you LOSE your job.
Lester Burnham: Lose it? I didn't lose it. It's not like, "Whoops! Where'd my job go?" I QUIT. Someone pass me the asparagus.

[jetsfan3]

"Mom, the meatloaf! ****!"

[josh07039]

"Mom, the meatloaf! ****!"that is the best scene in the movie.

[jetsfan3]

that is the best scene in the movie.

Yeah, it was HILARIOUS. I could not stop laughing.

[draftguru151]

That was the only good part of that movie IMO. That and the funeral scene.

[comahan]

Good morning. In less than an hour, aircraft from here will join others from around the world. And you will be launching the largest aerial battle in this history of mankind.

Mankind -- that word should have new meaning for all of us today.

We can't be consumed by our petty differences anymore.

We will be united in our common interests.

Perhaps its fate that today is the 4th of July, and you will once again be fighting for our freedom, not from tyranny, oppression, or persecution -- but from annihilation.

We're fighting for our right to live, to exist.

And should we win the day, the 4th of July will no longer be known as an American holiday, but as the day when the world declared in one voice:

We will not go quietly into the night!
We will not vanish without a fight!
We're going to live on!
We're going to survive!"


Today, we celebrate our Independence Day!

[MaxV]

From "Major Leagues 2":

Willie Mays-Hayes hits a HR in a spring training game.

Rub Baker: "WOW, Willie added some power in the off-season"
Lou Brown: "Yeah, off a guy who'll be bagging groceries in a couple of weeks"

[sweetness34]

Caddyshack
Carl Spackler: So I jump ship in Hong Kong and make my way over to Tibet, and I get on as a looper at a course over in the Himalayas. A looper, you know, a caddy, a looper, a jock. So, I tell them I'm a pro jock, and who do you think they give me? The Dalai Lama, himself. Twelfth son of the Lama. The flowing robes, the grace, bald... striking. So, I'm on the first tee with him. I give him the driver. He hauls off and whacks one - big hitter, the Lama - long, into a ten-thousand foot crevasse, right at the base of this glacier. Do you know what the Lama says? Gunga galunga... gunga, gunga-galunga. So we finish the eighteenth and he's gonna stiff me. And I say, "Hey, Lama, hey, how about a little something, you know, for the effort, you know." And he says, "Oh, uh, there won't be any money, but when you die, on your deathbed, you will receive total consciousness." So I got that goin' for me, which is nice.

Animal House
[Flounder has just fired a blank cartridge near Neidermeyer's horse, and the horse has dropped dead]
Bluto: Holy ****!
D-Day: There were blanks in that gun!
Flounder: I didn't even point the gun at him!
Bluto: Holy ****!
[D-Day checks the gun]
D-Day: There WERE blanks in that gun!
Flounder: Maybe he had a heart attack.
Bluto: Holy ****!


D-Day: War's over, man. Wormer dropped the big one.
Bluto: Over? Did you say "over"? Nothing is over until we decide it is! Was it over when the Germans bombed Pearl Harbor? Hell no!
Otter: Germans?
Boon: Forget it, he's rolling.
Bluto: And it ain't over now. 'Cause when the goin' gets tough...
[thinks hard]
Bluto: the tough get goin'! Who's with me? Let's go!
[runs out, alone; then returns]
Bluto: What the **** happened to the Delta I used to know? Where's the spirit? Where's the guts, huh? "Ooh, we're afraid to go with you Bluto, we might get in trouble." Well just kiss my ass from now on! Not me! I'm not gonna take this. Wormer, he's a dead man! Marmalard, dead! Niedermeyer...
Otter: Dead! Bluto's right. Psychotic, but absolutely right. We gotta take these bastards. Now we could do it with conventional weapons that could take years and cost millions of lives. No, I think we have to go all out. I think that this situation absolutely requires a really futile and stupid gesture be done on somebody's part.
Bluto: We're just the guys to do it.
D-Day: Let's do it.
Bluto: LET'S DO IT!

Bluto: It's not over. Was it over when the German's bombed Pearl Harbor?
Otter: Just go with it he's on a roll.

Dean Wormer: You all are expelled.
Bluto: Damn, 7 years of College Education down the drain.

Haha!

[themaninblack]

"dude you totally almost got numchucked, you don't even know"

[sweetness34]

My favorite though:

And Shepherds we shall be
For thee, my Lord, for thee.
Power hath descended forth from Thy hand
Our feet may swiftly carry out Thy commands.
So we shall flow a river forth to Thee
And teeming with souls shall it ever be.
In Nomeni Patri Et Fili Spiritus Sancti.

- Boondock Saints

[NickBam]

The path of the righteous man is beset on all sides by the iniquities of the selfish and the tyranny of evil men. Blessed is he, who in the name of charity and good will, shepherds the weak through the valley of darkness, for he is truly his brother's keeper and the finder of lost children. And I will strike down upon thee with great vengeance and furious anger those who would attempt to poison and destroy my brothers. And you will know my name is the Lord when I lay my vengeance upon thee.

-Jules Winnfield, Pulp Fiction

[someone447]

My favorite though:

And Shepherds we shall be
For thee, my Lord, for thee.
Power hath descended forth from Thy hand
Our feet may swiftly carry out Thy commands.
So we shall flow a river forth to Thee
And teeming with souls shall it ever be.
In Nomeni Patri Et Fili Spiritus Sancti.

- Boondock Saints

Rocco: *******... What the ****. Who the **** ****** this *******... How did you two ******* *****...
[shouts]
Rocco: ****!
Connor: Well, that certainly illustrates the diversity of the word.

Mines better.

[duckseason]

Henry Hill: You're a pistol, you're really funny. You're really funny.
Tommy DeVito: What do you mean I'm funny?
Henry Hill: It's funny, you know. It's a good story, it's funny, you're a funny guy.
[laughs]
Tommy DeVito: what do you mean, you mean the way I talk? What?
Henry Hill: It's just, you know. You're just funny, it's... funny, the way you tell the story and everything.
Tommy DeVito: [it becomes quiet] Funny how? What's funny about it?
Anthony Stabile: Tommy no, You got it all wrong.
Tommy DeVito: Oh, oh, Anthony. He's a big boy, he knows what he said. What did ya say? Funny how?
Henry Hill: Jus...
Tommy DeVito: What?
Henry Hill: Just... ya know... you're funny.
Tommy DeVito: You mean, let me understand this cause, ya know maybe it's me, I'm a little ****** up maybe, but I'm funny how, I mean funny like I'm a clown, I amuse you? I make you laugh, I'm here to ******' amuse you? What do you mean funny, funny how? How am I funny?
Henry Hill: Just... you know, how you tell the story, what?
Tommy DeVito: No, no, I don't know, you said it. How do I know? You said I'm funny. How the **** am I funny, what the **** is so funny about me? Tell me, tell me what's funny!
Henry Hill: [long pause] Get the **** out of here, Tommy!
Tommy DeVito: [everyone laughs] Ya ************! I almost had him, I almost had him. Ya stuttering prick ya. Frankie, was he shaking? I wonder about you sometimes, Henry. You may fold under questioning.

[therock6000]

Dr Loomis, Halloween:
I met him fifteen years ago. I was told there was nothing left. No reason, no, uh, conscience, no understanding and even the most rudimentary sense of life or death, of good or evil, right or wrong. I met this six year old child with this blank, pale, emotionless face, and the blackest eyes, the devil's eyes. I spent eight years trying to reach him and then another seven trying to keep him locked up because I realized that what was living behind that boy's eyes was purely and simply evil...He's been here once tonight. I think he'll come back. I'm gonna wait for him.

[portermvp84]

From Scarface, I burry those F****** cockaroaches, and Say hello to my little friend!

[Scott Wright]

I don't know how to put this but I'm kind of a big deal. [...] People know me. [...] I'm very important. I have many leather-bound books and my apartment smells of rich mahogany.

- Ron Burgundy - Anchorman

[M1Koter]

"I came here to drink some beer and kick some ass, looks like were almost out of beer"-Dazed and Confused
"Would like a side order of **** with that?'-Beer league

[JoeMontainya]

Mom, the meat loaf, we want it............F*ck. I never know where shes at, I just never know where she is.

Wedding Crashers

What are steriods?
Steroids are something baseball players take to make there wee wee's smaller.
THERE MUST BE STEROIDS IN MACARONI!

the bench warmers


I love beef stew!

[reigle9]

Doc: I'm your huckleberry.
-Tombstone

The Dude: That's f'in genius if I understand it correctly.
-The Big Lebowski

Scorsese: We have a three car wreck, two cabs and a cab.
-Bring out the Dead

Nic Cage: I don't know if my wife left me because of my drinking or I started drinking 'cause my wife left me.
-Leaving Las Vegas

Pretty much every line spoken in The Godfather.

[sweetness34]

Rocco: *******... What the ****. Who the **** ****** this *******... How did you two ******* *****...
[shouts]
Rocco: ****!
Connor: Well, that certainly illustrates the diversity of the word.

Mines better.

Nothing beats their prayer. Sorry buddy.

[Boston]

Rocco: *******... What the ****. Who the **** ****** this *******... How did you two ******* *****...
[shouts]
Rocco: ****!
Connor: Well, that certainly illustrates the diversity of the word.

Mines better.

[the two brothers are in an airshaft and getting a bit uncomfortable]
Murphy: Where the **** are you going?
Connor: Shhh. I ******* hear some **** out here.
Murphy: Ahh, **** you! I'm sweatin' my ass off carrying your ******' rope around. Must weigh thirty pounds...
Connor: Shhh. We are doing some serious **** here, now get a ******* hold of yourself!
Murphy: Oh, ***** you*! I'm not the rope-totin' Charlie Bronson wannabe that's getting us ******* lost!
Connor: Would you ******* shut it?
[taps him on the head with his flash light, and both brothers start fighting in the air vent until it gives way]
Connor: Jesus ******* Christ!
Murphy: Oh, ****!
[the vents give way]
[after dropping through the ceiling on a rope and killing nine mobsters]
Connor: Well, "Name one thing you're gonna need this stupid ******* rope for."
Murphy: That was way easier than I thought it would be.
Connor: Aye.
Murphy: On TV you always have that guy that jumps over the sofa...
Connor: And then you've got to shoot at him for ten ******* minutes.
Murphy: We're good.
Connor: Yes, we are.

[BigDawg819]

Gentlemen please, any quote from The Boondock Saints is great! But yes the Prayer beats all....



"If you can dodge a wrench, you can dodge a ball..." Patches

Peter La Fleur: I found that if you have a goal, that you might not reach it. But if you don't have one, then you are never disappointed. And I gotta tell ya... it feels phenomenal.


"Come on Kate time to put your mouth where our balls are.." Peter


Gotta love Dodgeball

[Acreboy]

Dodgeball

"****** Chuck Norris"-White

"Cram it up your cram hole LaFlour"-White

"Joanie loves Chaci!" -White

So many good ones in Dodgeball

"The price is wrong *****!"-Happy Gilmore

[Shooter] I eat pieces of **** like you for breakfast.

[Happy] You eat pieces of **** for breakfast?

[Shiver]

Everything in Dodgeball is great. The "Pizza Scene" was the greatest.

[moc182]

Pretty much every line in Taxi Driver, most of them would be censored so I'll post a more pg quote I love...

Gordon Street? Ah, yes, Gordon Street. I use to know a girl who lived on Gordon Street, when I was a young man. Not a day goes by that I don't think of that girl and the promise that I made which I will always keep. That one perfect day on Gordon Street. That's uh five blocks up, two over.

[josh07039]

Can't we get a better actor, i mean its a small part, but this is ridiculous.
That was a great scene

[SuperMcgee]

...an old man fashioning a kayak out of a log?
What?
NO!

[sweetness34]

[the two brothers are in an airshaft and getting a bit uncomfortable]
Murphy: Where the **** are you going?
Connor: Shhh. I ******* hear some **** out here.
Murphy: Ahh, **** you! I'm sweatin' my ass off carrying your ******' rope around. Must weigh thirty pounds...
Connor: Shhh. We are doing some serious **** here, now get a ******* hold of yourself!
Murphy: Oh, ***** you*! I'm not the rope-totin' Charlie Bronson wannabe that's getting us ******* lost!
Connor: Would you ******* shut it?
[taps him on the head with his flash light, and both brothers start fighting in the air vent until it gives way]
Connor: Jesus ******* Christ!
Murphy: Oh, ****!
[the vents give way]
[after dropping through the ceiling on a rope and killing nine mobsters]
Connor: Well, "Name one thing you're gonna need this stupid ******* rope for."
Murphy: That was way easier than I thought it would be.
Connor: Aye.
Murphy: On TV you always have that guy that jumps over the sofa...
Connor: And then you've got to shoot at him for ten ******* minutes.
Murphy: We're good.
Connor: Yes, we are.

Donna: Where's my cat?
Rocco: I killed your f****** cat you druggie biotch.
Donna: You.....oh god, why?
Rocco: I felt it could bring closure on our relationship
Donna: You killed my....my....
Rocco: Your what? Your f*****' what?!
Donna: My, my....
Rocco: Your what, biotch? I'll shoot myself in the head, you can tell me that cat's name! Go ahead...Your what? Your precious little...
Donna: Pee...Per....Man.
Rocco: Peeperman? WRONG? What color was it?!!!
Donna: It was....It was....
Rocco: Male or female, biotch?!!
Rayvie: Don't you yell at her you f******' prick!
Rocco: Shut your fat ass, Rayvie! I can't buy a pack of smokes without running into nine guys you've f*cked!

Haha awesome quote!

[thule]

"Born in lust, turn to dust. Born in sin, COME ON IN. "

From storm of the century

[Boston]

Donna: Where's my cat?
Rocco: I killed your f****** cat you druggie biotch.
Donna: You.....oh god, why?
Rocco: I felt it could bring closure on our relationship
Donna: You killed my....my....
Rocco: Your what? Your f*****' what?!
Donna: My, my....
Rocco: Your what, biotch? I'll shoot myself in the head, you can tell me that cat's name! Go ahead...Your what? Your precious little...
Donna: Pee...Per....Man.
Rocco: Peeperman? WRONG? What color was it?!!!
Donna: It was....It was....
Rocco: Male or female, biotch?!!
Rayvie: Don't you yell at her you f******' prick!
Rocco: Shut your fat ass, Rayvie! I can't buy a pack of smokes without running into nine guys you've f*cked!

Haha awesome quote!

That was my favorite scene in the whole movie. It was so random. All of a sudden the cat's a big red splash on the wall.

[smittyjs]

Pulp Fiction
******* this is a pretty good ******* Milk Shake!!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5RsNH8XYqKs 10:40

The Ringer
When the **** did we get Ice Cream!?!?
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nAQksA1bZdY 2:40

[DChess]

hello fletcher

holy hell!!

[SuperMcgee]

hello fletcher

holy hell!!

I mean...your boobs are huge!

[dabears10]

Maybe, Maybe not, Maybe **** yourself.

Capt. Queanen-Your rising fast.
Dignam- Yeah, like a twelve-year olds dick
-The Departed

[XxXdragonXxX]

Everything in Dodgeball is great.

Especially....

Cotton McKnight: I'm being told that Average Joe's does not have enough players and will be forfeiting the championship match.
Pepper Brooks: It's a bold strategy, Cotton. Let's see if it pays off for 'em.

Actually, pretty much everything that came out of Pepper's mout was hilarious.

[critesy]

in the movie jimmy neutron...anything sheen says...love it :D

[sweetness34]

Especially....

Cotton McKnight: I'm being told that Average Joe's does not have enough players and will be forfeiting the championship match.
Pepper Brooks: It's a bold strategy, Cotton. Let's see if it pays off for 'em.

Actually, pretty much everything that came out of Pepper's mout was hilarious.

Cotton McKnight: Oh man, _____ got hit right in the testicles.

Pepper: Ouchtown population you bro!

Haha I forget who got hit though, was it Dwight?

[XxXdragonXxX]

Cotton McKnight: Oh man, _____ got hit right in the testicles.

Pepper: Ouchtown population you bro!

Haha I forget who got hit though, was it Dwight?

It was the black guy, can't remember his name. But he didn't say the guys name he just said "Oh! right in the testicles." Just saw that part on TV a little bit ago. Good stuff.

[Chaucer]

It was the black guy, can't remember his name. But he didn't say the guys name he just said "Oh! right in the testicles." Just saw that part on TV a little bit ago. Good stuff.

i got shackels in the back, im just kiddin...................
but seriously i got them

[portermvp84]

I like that part off of Happy Gilmore where Ben Stiler says can you can have a glass of shut the hell up. That's a classic.

[SugarSean]

I'm, uh, currently packing fries at the Burker King on Douglas.
Do you have any experience in motion pictures?
Uh, yeah, I, uh, have quite a bit of experience actually. I'm an, uh, active renter at Blockbuster and I, uh, attend the film ci-cinema, uh, as as much as possible. Weekly, bi-weekly...inter, interwee-intermediately.
Would you be willing to cut your hair?
(Grunts) Yes, but, uh, it's usually better if somebody else does it. (pauses) I've had a few accidents...(looks off into space and smiles nervously)
Can you see withouth your glasses?
Oh yeah, I can see. (clears throat) I don't really see well, but I can see.
Do you have contacts?
I have, uh, I have contact lenses. I can wear my contact lenses. That'd-that would help. Can I go ahead and put my glasses back on. I'm gettin a getting a getting a little headache.


I got somethin real fo yo ass in these hands.


You got my back?
Yo back is got.

[bigmac076]

from Billy Madison, Norm McDonald and Adam Sandler:

Frank: Hey, you wanna feed that donkey some beer, get it all messed up?
Billy: Maybe later.
Frank: I'll go put some beer in a bucket.

[BigDawg819]

"Who's the rabbit in the dress now huh B!TCH!"

Chaz Kramer - Constantine

[Splat]

Up in Smoke

Pedro: Man, what is in this ****, man?

Man Stoner: Mostly Maui Waui man, but it's got some Labrador in it.

Pedro: What's Labrador?

Man Stoner: It's dog ****.

Pedro: What?

Man Stoner: Yeah, my dog ate my stash, man.

Pedro: Yeah?

Man Stoner: I had it on the table and the little ************ ate it, man. Then I had to follow him around with a little baggie for three days, man, before I got it back. Really blew the dog's mind, ya know?

Pedro: You mean we're smokin' dog ****, man?

Man Stoner: Gets ya high, don't it?

Man Stoner: I think it's even better than before, you know?

Pedro: Uhhh, I wonder what Great Dane tastes like, man.

[Phrost]

[Jules, Vincent and Jimmie are drinking coffee in Jimmie's kitchen]
Jules: Mmmm! Goddamn, Jimmie! This is some serious gourmet ****! Usually, me and Vince would be happy with some freeze-dried Taster's Choice, but he springs this serious GOURMET **** on us! What flavor is this?
Jimmie: Knock it off, Jules.
Jules: [pause] What?
Jimmie: I don't need you to tell me how ******* good my coffee is, okay? I'm the one who buys it. I know how good it is. When Bonnie goes shopping she buys ****. Me, I buy the gourmet expensive stuff because when I drink it I want to taste it. But you know what's on my mind right now? It AIN'T the coffee in my kitchen, it's the dead ****** in my garage.
Jules: Oh, Jimmie, don't even worry about that...
Jimmie: No, let me ask you a question. When you came pulling in here, did you see a sign out in front of my house that said Dead ****** Storage?
Jules: Jimmie, you know I ain't seen no...
Jimmie: Did you see a sign out in front of my house that said Dead ****** Storage?
Jules: [pause] No. I didn't.
Jimmie: You know WHY you didn't see that sign?
Jules: Why?
Jimmie: 'Cause it ain't there, 'cause storing dead ******* ain't my ******* business, that's why!

and of course

Jules: The path of the righteous man is beset on all sides by the iniquities of the selfish and the tyranny of evil men. Blessed is he, who in the name of charity and good will, shepherds the weak through the valley of darkness, for he is truly his brother's keeper and the finder of lost children. And I will strike down upon thee with great vengeance and furious anger those who would attempt to poison and destroy my brothers. And you will know my name is the Lord when I lay my vengeance upon thee.

[bigmac076]

The Big Lebowski

The Dude (http://imdb.com/name/nm0000313/) : Walter, ya know, it's Smokey, so his toe slipped over the line a little, big deal. It's just a game, man.
Walter Sobchak (http://imdb.com/name/nm0000422/): Dude, this is a league game, this determines who enters the next round robin. Am I wrong? Am I wrong?
Smokey (http://imdb.com/name/nm0319541/): Yeah, but I wasn't over. Gimme the marker Dude, I'm marking it 8.
Walter Sobchak (http://imdb.com/name/nm0000422/): [pulls out a gun] Smokey, my friend, you are entering a world of pain.
The Dude (http://imdb.com/name/nm0000313/): Walter...
Walter Sobchak (http://imdb.com/name/nm0000422/): You mark that frame an 8, and you're entering a world of pain.
Smokey (http://imdb.com/name/nm0319541/): I'm not...
Walter Sobchak (http://imdb.com/name/nm0000422/): A world of pain.
Smokey (http://imdb.com/name/nm0319541/): Dude, he's your partner...
Walter Sobchak (http://imdb.com/name/nm0000422/): [shouting] Has the whole world gone crazy? Am I the only one around here who gives a **** about the rules? Mark it zero!
The Dude (http://imdb.com/name/nm0000313/): They're calling the cops, put the piece away.
Walter Sobchak (http://imdb.com/name/nm0000422/): Mark it zero!
[points gun in Smokey's face]
The Dude (http://imdb.com/name/nm0000313/): Walter...
Walter Sobchak (http://imdb.com/name/nm0000422/): [shouting] You think I'm ******* around here? Mark it zero!
Smokey (http://imdb.com/name/nm0319541/): All right, it's ******* zero. Are you happy, you crazy ****?
Walter Sobchak (http://imdb.com/name/nm0000422/): ...It's a league game, Smokey.

[PMD]

The Departed

Frank Costello: I don't want to be a product of my environment. I want my environment to be a product of me. Years ago we had the church. That was only a way of saying - we had each other. The Knights of Columbus were real head-breakers; true guineas. They took over their piece of the city. Twenty years after an Irishman couldn't get a ******* job, we had the presidency. May he rest in peace. That's what the ******* don't realize. If I got one thing against the black chappies, it's this - no one gives it to you. You have to take it.



Sorry for the language/slurs

[ltisno1#2]

From Reservoir Dogs

Mr Blonde: Are you gonna bark all day little doggie, or are you gonna bite?

[Acreboy]

Don't know if it's been done yet but.

from Team America World Police

Spottswoode (http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0358460/): Now hold on team, Gary has already proven to me that he is 100% committed to the team. He proved it last night by sucking my ****.
Joe (http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0005295/): Uh... All right then. Let's move.

[DLS42]

Dirty Harry
Harry: I know what you're thinking. "Did he fire six shots or only five?" Well, to tell you the truth, in all this excitement I kind of lost track myself. But being as this is a .44 Magnum, the most powerful handgun in the world, and would blow your head clean off, you've got to ask yourself a question: Do I feel lucky? Well, do ya, punk?

[The_Dude]

"I'm the Dude. So that's what you call me. That, or Duder. His Dudeness. Or El Duderino, if, you know, you're not into the whole brevity thing... "

[DLS42]

Anchorman:
Ron Burgundy: VERONICA CORNINGSTONE AND I HAD SEX AND NOW WE ARE IN LOVE!! Did I say that loud?
Brian Fantana: Yeah, you pretty much yelled it.

Ron Burgundy: Um, Brick, before I let you go, are you still having your celebrity golf tournament?
Brick Tamland: Um, no, no... too many people died last year, so we're not gonna do it.

Brian Fantana: That was some crazy party. I am hungover.
Champ Kind: Tell me about. I mean I woke up and I **** a squirrel. I mean it. Literally. And the hell of it is- the damn thing's still alive. So now I got this ****-covered squirrel sittin' down in the office. Don't know what to name it.
Brick Tamland: Sorry, Champ. I think I ate your chocolate squirrel.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ty6vsawd-pQ&mode=related&search=

[cunningham06]

One time my cousin Walter got this cat stuck in his ass. True story. He bought it at the local mall, so the whole fiasco wound up on the news. It was embarassing for my relatives and all. But the next week, he did it again. Different cat, same results, complete with a trip to the emergency room. Then, last week, I saw him in the pet store. He was buying another cat! I said, "Walt, what the hell are you doing, you know you're just gonna get this cat stuck up your ass too, why don't you knock it off?" And he says to me, "Brodie, how the hell else am I supposed to get the gerbil out?" My cousin was a weird guy.

~Mallrats

[Big Mike]

Has Anyone said
"SAY HELLO TO MY LITTLE FRIEND" - Tony Montana

[Flyboy]

It took FOUR pages to get a Tombstone quote in her? Oh vey.

[ny10804]

Things go well I might be showin' her my oh face. Oh!! Oh, oh!! You know what I'm talking about. Oh!

http://youtube.com/watch?v=-MUfB4xZgsA