Senior Quote time!

[scottyboy]

oh my fellow (NFL)DC'ers, how I love thee and I'm coming for some help and suggestions on a senior quote. I've got some good ones in mind, but just looking to see what my lovers can come up with! thanks!!

[Bruce Banner]

Brian Leonard and Ray Rice in the same backfield.

/erection
//creamed pants

[Shane P. Hallam]

I was going to go with "Raymell Rice makes me cream my pants"

[scottyboy]

I was going to go with "Raymell Rice makes me cream my pants"

you can't quote yourself, that's just silly!!!

[iowatreat54]

I'm gonna rise up
I'm gonna kick a little ass
I'm gonna kick some ass in the U.S.A.
I'm gonna climb a mountain
I'm gonna sew a flag
I'm gonna fly on an eagle
I'm gonna kick some butt
I'm gonna drive big trucks
I'm gonna rule this world
I'm gonna kick some ass
I'm gonna rise up
Gonna kick a little ass
Rock on flyin' eagle!

[Dr. Gonzo]

I don't know about senior quote but we all had to hand in something to be said about us when we walk on stage to get our diplomas and mine was "Plans to now work apprenticing for Tucker Max." Only about 10 people got it but I got some laughs.

[Shane P. Hallam]

You will see me again, just watch Court TV in 5 years.

[iowatreat54]

http://www.collegehumor.com/picture:1646228

or

http://www.collegehumor.com/picture:1817015

[Bruce Banner]

Scotty, is it safe to assume that you trade for Zuttah, Rice, and Leonard in Madden?

[Dr. Gonzo]

You will see me again, just watch Court TV in 5 years.

I like that one.

[jballa838]

I remember Mike Hass!
or
RIP Libid.

[Brent]

"When did 'Fight the Power,' become, 'Wait 'till you see my dick'?"

[CashmoneyDrew]

"I'm disease free!"

[CJSchneider]

"When did 'Fight the Power,' become, 'Wait 'till you see my dick'?"

Dude, what?

[Brent]

"Nobody look at my face!"

[Brent]

Dude, what?
http://www.comedycentral.com/videos/index.jhtml?videoId=187054&title=the-death-of-hip-hop

[jballa838]

Indifferent Quotes are always good.
"My name is Scott"
"This is a Yearbook"
"Toy Story 2 was ok"
or you can sell it for advertising.
"Viva ******!"
Edit: can't say the blue pill so heres this one
"1-900-sexy-tlk and ask for linda!"

[Strongside]

"One of you guys better get famous so I can see this **** on eBay"

[Dr. Gonzo]

When I had to make a little picture/quote thing for the yearbook I found that the best way to go was putting the most offensive thing that could get by the censors (it took a few tries). Give them something that will make you a legend.

[fenikz]

dedicate your senior year book quote to me and commie and our pillowhat pal relationship

[hobbes2053]

My friend always joked that he was going to make his senior quote say: "If there's no grass on the field, play in the dirt." That always made me laugh. Otherwise, I think iowa has a winner..

I'm gonna rise up
I'm gonna kick a little ass
I'm gonna kick some ass in the U.S.A.
I'm gonna climb a mountain
I'm gonna sew a flag
I'm gonna fly on an eagle
I'm gonna kick some butt
I'm gonna drive big trucks
I'm gonna rule this world
I'm gonna kick some ass
I'm gonna rise up
Gonna kick a little ass
Rock on flyin' eagle!

[iowatreat54]

My friend always joked that he was going to make his senior quote say: "If there's no grass on the field, play in the dirt." That always made me laugh. Otherwise, I think iowa has a winner..

if the red rivers flowin', take the dirt path

[fischbowl]

"I figured this was the best way to come out of the closet"

http://i.a.cnn.net/si/2006/writers/peter_king/11/13/week10/t1_ito.jpg

[CJSchneider]

Mine may have gotten me in trouble so I just messaged it to you. Tell me what you think.

[the_legend_killer]

"What a long, strange trip it's been........in Foreman's basement."

[TitleTown088]

I came, I saw, I pounded (snizz).

[Brent]

"Snoochie Boochies"

[Gay Ork Wang]

"Snoochie Boochies"
Kevin Smith is the best

[TitleTown088]

Kevin Smith is the best

Wasn't it Jay that said that?

[Gay Ork Wang]

Kevin Smith wrote those lines, at least i believe he invented them

[iowatreat54]

Kevin Smith wrote those lines, at least i believe he invented them

actually I believe lines such as those were Jason Mewes's from real life...most of Jay's character is Jason Mewes being himself, with a handful of lines, and I believe the random sayings such as that are from Jason himself

[Brent]

"snooch to the nooch" is another good one if you like the Clerks cartoon.

[fischbowl]

Along the lines of the wonders of Kevin Smith, my senior quote:

"Bunch of Savages In This Town"

[ATLDirtyBirds]

Reporter: "Write the check yet, Randy?"

Moss: "When you're rich you don't write checks."

Reporter: "If you don't write checks, how do you pay these guys?"

Moss: "Straight cash, homey."

Reporter: "Randy, are you upset about the fine?"

Moss: "No, cause it ain't ****. Ain't nothing but 10 grand. What's 10 grand to me? Ain't **** … Next time I might shake my dick."


Basically anything Randy says here.

[Strongside]

"Live every week like it’s Shark Week."

[MetSox17]

I'd like to thank my best friend, Mike Hawk.

[Bruce Banner]

Reporter: "Write the check yet, Randy?"

Moss: "When you're rich you don't write checks."

Reporter: "If you don't write checks, how do you pay these guys?"

Moss: "Straight cash, homey."

Reporter: "Randy, are you upset about the fine?"

Moss: "No, cause it ain't ****. Ain't nothing but 10 grand. What's 10 grand to me? Ain't **** … Next time I might shake my dick."


Basically anything Randy says here.

This is amazing.

[BlindSite]

I made mine "too legit to quit" on a bet it was pretty funny considering they were read at our graduation ceremony.

[Caddy]

I made mine "too legit to quit" on a bet it was pretty funny considering they were read at our graduation ceremony.

I wish my school did something like that. I didn't get any thing even remotely related to senior quotes.

[princefielder28]

Ray Rice, my pubic lice, always being around my genitals