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Gay Ork Wang
10-27-2008, 03:25 PM
We have so many Players with Nicknames, i feel like making new ones/collect all the old ones.



Rex "The Dragon" Grossman
Kyle "Neckbeard" Orton
Jon "Touched by Jesus" Kitna
Calvin "Megatron" Johnson
Dan "Roll out" Orlovsky
Jordyzzzzzz "God" Nelsonzz
Travis "Alimony" Henry
Marshawn "Beast Mode" Lynch
Roy "Horse Collar" Williams

Brent
10-27-2008, 03:37 PM
Alex "Alice" Smith

Menardo75
10-27-2008, 03:39 PM
"Nasty" Nate Clements :)

Gay Ork Wang
10-27-2008, 03:41 PM
Robbie "Good as" Gould
Adrian "All Day" Peterson

Menardo75
10-27-2008, 03:49 PM
"Just Turnovers" O'Sullivan

dabears10
10-27-2008, 03:53 PM
"Just Turnovers" O'Sullivan

Winner.

Also Kyle "Jack Daniels" Orton

giantsfan
10-27-2008, 03:57 PM
No Sexy Rexy or the Rex Cannon?

Splat
10-27-2008, 04:01 PM
Dustin "To Legit To" Colquitt. :)

Gay Ork Wang
10-27-2008, 04:05 PM
No Sexy Rexy or the Rex Cannon?
The Dragon is so much better

DiG
10-27-2008, 04:10 PM
Skins ones:

Laron "Dirty Thirty" Landry
Chris "Horton Hears an Int"
Chris "Captain Chaos" Cooley
"Tana Man" Moss
Antwaan "East West" Randle El (his recent punt returning style)

Gay Ork Wang
10-27-2008, 04:13 PM
I love Horton hears an Int

Im_a_Romosexual
10-27-2008, 04:14 PM
Barbie Carpenter

tjsunstein
10-27-2008, 04:17 PM
Adam 'Pacman' Jones
Chad 'Ocho Cinco' Johnson
Devin 'The Windy City Flyer' Hester
Jevon 'The Freak' Kearse
The Dwayne Bowe Show
Aaron 'A-Rodg' Rodgers
Greg 'Superman' Jennings
Zach 'No Neck' Thomas
Maurice 'Pocket Hercules' Jones-Drew
Marion 'The Barbarian' Barber
Brandon 'Baby TO' Marshall
Demeco 'D-Wreck' Ryans
Shawn 'Lights Out' Merriman
Steven 'S-Jax, Action' Jackson
Vince 'Vinsanity' Young
Reggie 'The President' Bush
Mario 'Super Mario' Williams

Gay Ork Wang
10-27-2008, 04:18 PM
Chad Ocho Cinco doesnt need a nickname anymore and i hardly hear anyone call Hester the Windy City Flyer anymore

TitleTown088
10-27-2008, 04:19 PM
31 the dirty one. AKA Al Harris.

tjsunstein
10-27-2008, 04:20 PM
Michael 'The Burner' Turner
Jon 'Big Beast' Beason
Kellen 'Soulja' Winslow
Darren 'Run DMC' McFadden

iowatreat54
10-27-2008, 04:23 PM
The Dragon is so much better

Sexy Rexy or Cumslinger are both better than the Dragon

UKfan
10-27-2008, 04:25 PM
Desean "Fraction" Jackson

Gay Ork Wang
10-27-2008, 04:25 PM
I think the Dragon is better than Sexy Rexy but Cumslinger is awesome

awfullyquiet
10-27-2008, 04:29 PM
jim 'chris' everett...

iowatreat54
10-27-2008, 04:32 PM
or even Rex "**** it I'm throwing Deep" Grossman is pretty popular

Gay Ork Wang
10-27-2008, 04:32 PM
jim 'chris' everett...
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9HNgqQVHI_8

tjsunstein
10-27-2008, 04:32 PM
Chris 'Captain Chaos' Cooley
Brian 'Weapon X' Dawkins
Darrent 'D-Will' Williams - RIP
Rod 'He Hate Me' Smart
Fred 'Fragile Freddie' Taylor
To add to Reggie Bush - Baby Matrix
Brian 'Highway 36' Westbrook
Dante 'The Human Joystick' Hall - When he was with the Chiefs
Jerious 'Why so Jerious' Norwood
Randy 'Dandy, Superfreak' Moss
Justin 'Big Midget' Tuck
To add to Maurice Jones Drew - Pinball
Troy 'I Cant catch a cold' Williamson
'Big' Ben Roethlisberger
'Fast' Willie Parker
Tony Romo-Simpson, Romosexual

tjsunstein
10-27-2008, 04:37 PM
Reggie 'Batman' Wayne
Leon 'Lightning Rod' Washington
Adam 'Make it Rain' Jones

DiG
10-27-2008, 04:41 PM
One of my favorite oldies was Ahmad "Highway 28" Carroll (fastest road to the endzone)

The Dynasty
10-27-2008, 04:43 PM
Ron Mexico.

MetSox17
10-27-2008, 05:10 PM
One of my favorite oldies was Ahmad "Highway 28" Carroll (fastest road to the endzone)

Wasn't his nickname "Batman"?

Also, Roy Williams' nick should be "biscuit" instead of horsecollar.

"Big" Leonard Davis.
Flozell "the hotel" Adams.
Terrell "T.O", aka "Two", Owens
Roy "Da Legend" Williams (the good Roy. Earned that nick at Texas)
Chris "i have only one eye cause i got the other one jacked up at a bar" Canty


I'll make a nomination for yet another nick for Grossman.

"Wrecks" Grossman.

Go_Eagles77
10-27-2008, 05:23 PM
Kevin "White Lightning" Curtis
Shawn "The Big Kid" Andrews
Brent "Don't call me Tom" Celek

As for non-eagles, one of my personal favorites is
Kyle "I should've been a" Boller

MetSox17
10-27-2008, 05:33 PM
Kevin "White Lightning" Curtis
Shawn "The Big Kid" Andrews
Brent "Don't call me Tom" Celek

As for non-eagles, one of my personal favorites is
Kyle "I should've been a" Boller

Lol, the first time i heard the "i shoulda" was with Jake "I shoulda been a" Plummer.

Paul
10-27-2008, 05:46 PM
Nick "Kin" Folk

PoopSandwich
10-27-2008, 05:54 PM
Braylon "Drop it like its hot" Edwards.

holt_bruce81
10-27-2008, 06:12 PM
Torry "Big game" Holt

Bengalsrocket
10-27-2008, 06:15 PM
Chinedum "Duke Nukem' Ndukwe

GB12
10-27-2008, 06:16 PM
Aaron 'A-Rodg' Rodgers
Absolutely not.

tjsunstein
10-27-2008, 06:28 PM
Absolutely not.

I refer to him as A-Rodg..

BrownsTown
10-27-2008, 06:34 PM
Shaun "Fatass" Rogers

skinzzfan25
10-27-2008, 06:38 PM
Colt '45' Brennan

TitleTown088
10-27-2008, 06:49 PM
One of my favorite oldies was Ahmad "Highway 28" Carroll (fastest road to the endzone)
He's got grabbysmurph too.

TitleTown088
10-27-2008, 06:49 PM
I refer to him as A-Rodg..

Me too. We'll start the revolution

How about Phat Williams?

ATLDirtyBirds
10-27-2008, 07:08 PM
Some Falcons

Grady "Gravy" Jackson

John "The Predator" Abraham

"Rowdy" Roddy White

Matt "Matty Ice" Ryan

Ovie "OHOP" Mughelli (OHOP=Ovie's House of Pancakes)

Michael Pro-Boely

Bruce Banner
10-27-2008, 07:31 PM
Jerramy Stevens - The Rapist
or Butt Pirate (Buccaneers + anal rape case...anyone? anyone?)

bored of education
10-27-2008, 07:34 PM
Brandon Picking Flowers
Turk Father of the McBride
Derrick My Johnson is Bigger than Yours
Tank Tyler lol that was tough one
Pat Doubting Thomas Cant ******* Tackle
Brandon Stole Your Carr

terribletowel39
10-27-2008, 07:46 PM
Fast Willie Parker.
Big Ben Roehtlisberger.
Lamar 'Layin' the Wood' Woodley.
Anthony 'The Anvil' Smith.

And my favorite for Steelers players is James 'Silverback' Harrison.

fenikz
10-27-2008, 07:59 PM
Cardinals Nicknames

Boldin = Q-Tip, Q, or Quan
Fitzgerald = Fitzy or Fitz
Wilson = ADub
Terrelle Smith = I-45
Levi Brown - Big Bad Levi Brown Baddest Man in the Whole Damn Town

Mr. Stiller
10-27-2008, 08:16 PM
Chris Fu'amatu- "One Bad" Mauafala.

Mr. Stiller
10-27-2008, 08:17 PM
Fast Willie Parker.
Big Ben Roehtlisberger.
Lamar 'Layin' the Wood' Woodley.
Anthony 'The Anvil' Smith.

And my favorite for Steelers players is James 'Silverback' Harrison.

AnSmith is called Killswitch by teammates. And Harrison is called "Deebo" in reference to the Friday Movie.

iowatreat54
10-27-2008, 08:22 PM
if only Deebo could snap a ball...

dabears10
10-27-2008, 08:45 PM
Matt "it's my" Forte

yourfavestoner
10-27-2008, 09:24 PM
My favorite one has always been Ben Roethlisbeergut.

Vikes99ej
10-27-2008, 09:29 PM
Adrian Peterson: that good guy

JeffSamardzijaIRISH
10-27-2008, 09:31 PM
Jeff "the shark" Samardzija

GB12
10-27-2008, 09:34 PM
My favorite one has always been Ben Roethlisbeergut.
My favorite is Floyd "Pork Chop" Womack.

PackerLegend
10-27-2008, 11:23 PM
Charles "I have a big Woody" Woodson :D made that up
Al "31 the dirty 1" Harris
Donald "Duke In the" Driver
Atari "The Gamer" Bigby.... made that up too

Menardo75
10-27-2008, 11:31 PM
Frank "The Tank" Gore

or

Frank Gore "The Inconvienient truth"

MetSox17
10-27-2008, 11:32 PM
Frank "The Tank" Gore

or

Frank Gore "The Inconvienient truth"

Or

Frank "Oh crap i think i tore my knee up again" Gore.

Menardo75
10-27-2008, 11:32 PM
Or

Frank "Oh crap i think i tore my knee up again" Gore.

Hey man thats not funny :(

We could go Tony **** oh yeah I said it.

Pb&j
10-28-2008, 01:18 AM
Derek "Horseballs" Anderson (http://deadspin.com/sports/jamboroo/jamboroo-week-9-the-budding-legend-of-derek-horse-balls-anderson-317720.php)
Brandon "B-Mac" McDonald
Eric "Eazy-E" Wright

Flyboy
10-28-2008, 01:28 AM
Mike McKenzie = The Predator.

tjsunstein
10-28-2008, 01:36 AM
Gus Fre-rotten

DiG
10-28-2008, 07:23 AM
Derek "Horseballs" Anderson (http://deadspin.com/sports/jamboroo/jamboroo-week-9-the-budding-legend-of-derek-horse-balls-anderson-317720.php)
Brandon "B-Mac" McDonald
Eric "Eazy-E" Wright

Eric Wright I believe goes by "Righteous" in Cleveland

Race for the Heisman
10-28-2008, 10:43 AM
Anthony 'Gonzo' Gonzalez
Terrell 'T-Sizzle' Suggs
Lendale 'Lenwhale' White
Antonio 'Crimetime' Cromartie
Tyler 'Nutcracker' Brayton
Ladainian 'LT' Tomlinson
Muhsin 'Moose' Muhammed
T.J. 'Who's yo mama?' Houshmanzadeh
Donovan 'Fatnabb' McNabb
Ray 'Ray Ray' Lewis
Najeh 'Dookie' Davenport FTW!

Two of the better college ones, IMO:
Isaiah 'Juice' Williams
Chris 'Beanie' Wells

The whole Texas Tech offensive line has nicknames and Ohio State fans have nicknamed half of their incoming recruits: Flash, Zoom, Boom, the Gladiator, etc.

trkaline
10-28-2008, 10:55 AM
Kevin "White Lightning" Curtis
Shawn "The Big Kid" Andrews
Brent "Don't call me Tom" Celek

As for non-eagles, one of my personal favorites is
Kyle "I should've been a" Boller

Somehow I think he would of sucked at that too...

the_legend_killer
10-28-2008, 11:24 AM
Najeh 'Dookie' Davenport FTW!


I was always more partial to Najeh "Closet Surprise" Davenport myself, but that one is good.

Bryant "Mt." McKinnie
Fred "Sex Toys" Smoot

awfullyquiet
10-28-2008, 11:54 AM
Derek "Horseballs" Anderson (http://deadspin.com/sports/jamboroo/jamboroo-week-9-the-budding-legend-of-derek-horse-balls-anderson-317720.php)
Brandon "B-Mac" McDonald
Eric "Eazy-E" Wright

" Derek is the only player on the Browns that likes Kellen Winslow."

That is a classy link.

Addict
10-28-2008, 05:42 PM
No Sexy Rexy or the Rex Cannon?

Rex's nickname will always be "F@#k it, I'm going deep" to me.

niel89
10-29-2008, 04:21 AM
http://i257.photobucket.com/albums/hh216/freddie8484_photos/fredex.jpg

giantsfan
10-29-2008, 05:53 AM
Rex's nickname will always be "F@#k it, I'm going deep" to me.

No this his life motto.

roflmfao at FredEx.

Woody56
10-29-2008, 05:54 AM
"Turnoversaurus" Rex Grossman

throwback54milkman
10-29-2008, 08:53 AM
Neon Leon Washington

keylime_5
10-29-2008, 10:33 AM
Anthony 'Gonzo' Gonzalez
Terrell 'T-Sizzle' Suggs
Lendale 'Lenwhale' White
Antonio 'Crimetime' Cromartie
Tyler 'Nutcracker' Brayton
Ladainian 'LT' Tomlinson
Muhsin 'Moose' Muhammed
T.J. 'Who's yo mama?' Houshmanzadeh
Donovan 'Fatnabb' McNabb
Ray 'Ray Ray' Lewis
Najeh 'Dookie' Davenport FTW!

Two of the better college ones, IMO:
Isaiah 'Juice' Williams
Chris 'Beanie' Wells

The whole Texas Tech offensive line has nicknames and Ohio State fans have nicknamed half of their incoming recruits: Flash, Zoom, Boom, the Gladiator, etc.

those two are real nicknames, a lot of times people just call them Juice williams or beanie wells instead of the full thing.

MetSox17
10-29-2008, 10:38 AM
"Turnoversaurus" Rex Grossman

LMAO, i like this one. Creative.

rchrd
10-29-2008, 11:06 AM
Sorry it's not a football one, but my favourite nickname has always been 'One Size' Fitz Hall when he was playing at Palace.

AllanO444
10-29-2008, 11:32 AM
Cortland Finnterception
Fat Albert Haynesworth
Kyle Vanden Beast or KVBeast

fischbowl
10-29-2008, 11:38 AM
Brian "Thank God I'm Not A" Moorman

Race for the Heisman
10-29-2008, 12:56 PM
those two are real nicknames, a lot of times people just call them Juice williams or beanie wells instead of the full thing.

True, doesn't change what I said though.

Menardo75
10-29-2008, 01:38 PM
Alge "Its on your fish tank baby, now it's in your end-zone touchdown Titants(Falcons)" Crumpler

Sniper
10-29-2008, 01:57 PM
http://i257.photobucket.com/albums/hh216/freddie8484_photos/fredex.jpg

http://i.cnn.net/si/2004/football/nfl/specials/playoffs/2003/01/11/eagles.closerlook/p1_mitchell_all.jpg

Charles "God" Woodson (Praised Be His Name) is another.

Twiddler
10-29-2008, 02:06 PM
http://i.cnn.net/si/2004/football/nfl/specials/playoffs/2003/01/11/eagles.closerlook/p1_mitchell_all.jpg

Charles "God" Woodson (Praised Be His Name) is another.

Bastard. I thought I had repressed that memory enough, turns out I was wrong, haha.

Menardo75
10-29-2008, 02:16 PM
Bastard. I thought I had repressed that memory enough, turns out I was wrong, haha.

Still can't believe that happened. I think my favorite Mike Nolan moment ever was when the reporters asked him if he was going to bring in a good reciever, and he goes who give me some names. Freddie Mitchell? No I said good recievers.

GB12
10-29-2008, 03:28 PM
http://i.cnn.net/si/2004/football/nfl/specials/playoffs/2003/01/11/eagles.closerlook/p1_mitchell_all.jpg

Charles "God" Woodson (Praised Be His Name) is another.
Actually that's Bhawoh Jue

Sniper
10-29-2008, 04:43 PM
Actually that's Bhawoh Jue

I know. I never said 21 was Woodson. I just said that nickname was appropriate. Charles Woodson wouldn't let you get six yards on 4th and 26, let alone 26.

steelersfan43
10-29-2008, 07:59 PM
Tyrone "I can't tackle" Carter.

if you dont know who he is he was the guy on the steelers who got juked out by david gerard on their final drive in the playoffs. Gerard was pretty shifty by the way he covered the ball and turned slightly left wall running incredibly slowly.

BamaFalcon59
10-29-2008, 08:14 PM
Roddy 'Stonehands' White.

The irony!

Matty 'Ice' Ryan

The awesomeness!

Michael 'Clubber Lane' Boley!

The power!

Jerious 'Steed' Norwood!

The man runs like a horse!

Michael 'The Burner' Turner!

The obvious!

Harry 'Blue Shoes' Douglas

Balla!

Adam 'Muff me now' Jennings!

Balla!

Harvey 'Not So' Dahl

The what! (sounds like a future M Night film)

Sam 'I'm the' Baker 'man'.

Raw! But injured!

Ovie 'I don't eat' Mughellis.

Lawyer 'I am the law bringer' Milloy

Erik 'Rock and' ColeMAN'

Woah on all three of them!

Chris 'Johnny Depp' Redman

Just ask me why!

Brent 'mad rhymes' Grimes

Balla!

Chris 'I'm a rocket but not from' Houston!

I said it!

John 'Never Told a Lie' Abraham!

Word play!

Grady 'Gravy' Jackson

GRAVY!!! Obvious!

John 'My Dog made me' Babineaux

Dirty!

Chauncey 'I do my job, don't confuse me with Al' Davis!

Ready!

Keith 'You spelled my name wrong' Brooking's'.

Annoying.

Brian 'I can't catch fish so they call me the' Finneran.

I like that one. Too bad he can't catch footballs great either.

Ben 'I'll rock your' Heartsock!

Justin 'be carefull when you' Peele!

Kroy 'Not Brad Pitt in Troy, I'll bring the 'Bier'mann!

Double nickname there.

Curtis 'Go's to the White House' Lofton.





I can go all day. My nicknaming skills are elite.

Bengals1690
10-29-2008, 08:37 PM
chad "i suck" johnson
Chris "i suck" Perry
Tj "I suck" Houshmanzadeh

need i go on?

Sniper
10-29-2008, 08:42 PM
chad "i suck" johnson
Chris "i suck" Perry
Tj "I suck" Houshmanzadeh

need i go on?

Leon "I ******* Dare You To Throw At Me" Hall.

bored of education
10-30-2008, 08:30 AM
Brad Never picking Cottam

GermanSaint
10-30-2008, 03:41 PM
"Turnoversaurus" Rex Grossman

thats cool

the most famous on the saints roster are :

will "the fresh prince" smith
marques "big smooth" colston
drew "gimme a cool" brees
scott "asian assassin" fujita or scott fajitas
the three white starting LB last year , were officially the "snow patrol"
and as already mentioned : mckenzie = predator

awfullyquiet
10-30-2008, 03:50 PM
thats cool
scott fajitas


that is the best.

tjsunstein
10-30-2008, 04:10 PM
Ryan 'My contract is like a' Grant
Deshawn 'All I know how to do is' Wynn
Allen 'Doesnt go to the' Barbre
Jason 'His girlfriend isnt a champ because she' Spitz
Charlie 'Salt and' Peprah
Will 'My favorite' Blackmon
Johnny 'Still hasnt gone on trial for drug possesion charges so he's' Jolly

Gay Ork Wang
11-02-2008, 11:48 AM
"Interceptus" Rex grossman

I liked that one